general

[strong coyote]

snaketrack celestial everything else nova masters static

“im celstial tracking bro”

[lunar dove]

tickle time

[storm hamlet]

MODS

MODS

BAN

[native prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-mega-me-up-shark-mega-shark-megalodon-gif-17616446

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/plates-plate-vending-machine-random-stupid-gif-2779474602067183106

[lavish kettle]

WHERE is my controller..

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-hulk-angry-invincible-more-bass-gif-15598183699457183817

[empty chasm]

me waiting on my sleeve.............

[lavish kettle]

just use a sock

[empty chasm]

hecks nooooo

[warm vale]

that's meta

[lavish kettle]

there is actually an even better one

but i wont leak it

[warm vale]

please leak it

[empty chasm]

sanran wrap the stuff you cover bowls with

the clear sticky wrap around your arm

that is meta

[lavish kettle]

im not leaking sorry

[solemn prawn]

🥹

[hushed patrol]

hazel is it okay if i stole your songs from your vods for mine...........

[native prawn]

ye

[lavish kettle]

this made me quit valorant

[hushed patrol]

i already did anyway 😊

crc is HORRIBLE

I HATE IT'

[sour totem]

The nerfs made you quit? Good

[native prawn]

i hav 3 world record to post

[sour totem]

Stay away from the game freak

[native prawn]

neeeeed to edit

[lavish kettle]

The part where they removed an agent

[sour totem]

Wdym edit just post them

Why are we editing

[sour totem]

They haven't removed an agent whar

The fuck u on about gang

[lavish kettle]

didnt they take out neon

like

disable her

[sour totem]

Yeah that's not taking her out

[lavish kettle]

well it is not playable rn

is it

[sour totem]

Disabling an agent due to bugs is normal

[lavish kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-dog-falling-gif-26009645

[sour totem]

Are you actually so shit at the game you can't play anyone else besides neon

[lavish kettle]

i dont even play neon

[sour totem]

Stay away then please Jesus Christ

[lavish kettle]

😭

i play jett

[sour totem]

Then why r u bitching and whining

[lavish kettle]

you might want to get better

if youre dying to neon

thats on u

[rose night]

jade is my cassidy tuff

[sour totem]

I'm better than you man

[lavish kettle]

sure

[sour totem]

Not sure it's true

Stay out of the game smh

[maiden coyote]

im gonna freak out

[sour totem]

You're in low silver I can't say anything is tuff man

[undone fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-gif-25804681

[rose night]

high silver

[sour totem]

Same thing

[sour totem]

Freak out

[maiden coyote]

i might turn into dom

and start crashing out

[sour totem]

Yo yo

Don't say that name.

[brisk fossil]

Freaky

[maiden coyote]

im freaky

[sage tusk]

we have domv1 still

its ok

[sour totem]

Whose that

[maiden coyote]

you think dom is in here on an alt?

all he needs is a vpn

[sour totem]

No

[sage tusk]

arent you domv1 😭

[sour totem]

He'd expose himself instantly

[sage tusk]

but reformed

[sour totem]

I don't crash out wdym

[native prawn]

how long he baned for

[sour totem]

6m min

[maiden coyote]

eternity

prob until bard unbans him

[sour totem]

It's 6months before appeal iirc

[maiden coyote]

he prob will give up on aiming before then

[brisk fossil]

By that time if he comes back the cycle will just repeat

[sour totem]

Hope so

It's not good for his mental

[brisk fossil]

No one knows him, he starts crashing out

[native prawn]

why yall prayin on his downfall

[sour totem]

Hope he stops playing val too

[idle fjord]

I mean, I doubt things would improve until he can move out

[maiden coyote]

im not

i hope the best for everyone

[brisk fossil]

His downfall already happened 😭

[idle fjord]

Sounds like his home life isn't conducive to good mental

[native prawn]

his mental is prolly bad from other reasons in life

the chance that video games are the main issue in not very high

[sour totem]

He doesn't take care of himself and is scared to ask for help

[native prawn]

i used to have mental just as bad as him

[sour totem]

There are plenty of other factors

[sullen lance]

I hope that he achieves his goals

[sour totem]

But he needs to get off val too

[empty chasm]

who dom?

[sullen lance]

maybe one day he'll come back and be a new man

[maiden coyote]

lets quit talking ab dom

i shouldnt have brought it up

[sour totem]

?

?

[maiden coyote]

he will be great

[sour totem]

?

.

?

[idle fjord]

Talk about not biting McDonald's burgers

[maiden coyote]

i feel bad now

[sour totem]

Why are we acting like it's wrong to talk about him

[maiden coyote]

bc he is a kid

[storm hamlet]

i feel so confident tracking now

holy smokes

[sour totem]

We aren't saying anything weird tf

[idle fjord]

This is universal ngl

[sour totem]

You talk about other minors in this server daily without care

[idle fjord]

Less people playing Val the better

Hop on Strinova

[sour totem]

Weird to draw the line at dom

[idle fjord]

Phrasing

[solemn prawn]

what are some of the best skates for an artisan zero

[native prawn]

tape

[maiden coyote]

its ok man mb

[vapid widget]

I think hes just got poor mental + irl shit + val mental is poo in general

hope he ends up alright

[sour totem]

It's phrased completely fine smh

[maiden coyote]

no its not but its ok

[idle fjord]

Im rewatching Archer

So I'm trying to just force it

[sour totem]

I simply hope the advice hits him in like a week from now and he takes care of himself like a normal human being

[visual bronze]

cuz everyone is weird

[idle fjord]

It's safe for me to do this here without getting hit

[sour totem]

What the fuck is archer

[idle fjord]

TV show

[vapid widget]

hes young he wont

[storm hamlet]

Stupid fucking overhead bot

[idle fjord]

Animated TV show

[sour totem]

Trust

[sour totem]

Oh

[idle fjord]

I've been mad quoting the show and I'm getting my ass beat

[sour totem]

I thought it was the green arrow at first then remembered the green arrow is green arrow

[idle fjord]

I can't even say danger anymore

[native prawn]

only way to fix mental is to stop caring as much

[sour totem]

To care about the right things*

[idle fjord]

Some people care too little

[native prawn]

at least for me

i cared way too much

which was what got me good so quick but also what destroyed my mental

as soon as i saw someone get better quicker than i did

[storm hamlet]

@native prawn are you proud bubba im getting high lg

[native prawn]

beast mode

[idle fjord]

I just do this w/ myself ngl

No need for a 3p

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi's-basics-baldi-rainbow-dance-baldi-basics-plus-gif-7710058439399340834

[maiden coyote]

i use to struggle with envy

[native prawn]

i realized that i just lowkey dont even like competitive games and im meant to be causual gamer

and now im just chillin

and having fun

[idle fjord]

I love competitive games, when I'm better

[maiden coyote]

same

[idle fjord]

Fighting games are peak gaming ngl

[maiden coyote]

i likes mobas

[idle fjord]

No team

Just pure skill testing

[native prawn]

i was putting tooo much of my self worth in how good i was

[idle fjord]

If the game is good

[maiden coyote]

but i stopped playing mobas bc my mental got so bad

[unkempt fulcrum]

free dom bro

[unkempt fulcrum]

i still do this every game

[storm hamlet]

Dbfz COUGH COUGH

[cedar olive]

what gm should i push

im kinda close to controlsphere

[empty chasm]

all

[idle fjord]

Tag fighters still count

[solemn prawn]

11yo in one of my friends servers went from bronze 2 to ascendant 2 in 2.5 months 💔

[maiden coyote]

im suprisingly close to pasu gm

[idle fjord]

You're alone

Why tf is an 11 y/o on discord

[solemn prawn]

no idea

hes cracked at val now tho

[idle fjord]

I never stopped

[storm hamlet]

PB

[native prawn]

these young prodigies bro

[idle fjord]

Though I'm working on it

[vapid widget]

shit i was in team speak at like 11

lmao

[solemn prawn]

swear

[idle fjord]

Insurance will fix me tho

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-launch-launching-fly-nasa-gif-10035197

[native prawn]

same but its getting better

[maiden coyote]

no bueno

[solemn prawn]

hes legit dropping like 20-30 kills in ascendant on jett

like tf

u were bronze a few months ago

[idle fjord]

Spongy brains

[storm hamlet]

did you ever get 919 on ground bubba goat

[native prawn]

i didnt even have pc back when i was 11

[solemn prawn]

he has a good ass pc with a 500hz monitor 😭

[native prawn]

i think i was 15 when i first became top player in a gme

game

[native prawn]

nah

stopped playing

[storm hamlet]

:(

[native prawn]

hit dis yesterday tho

[storm hamlet]

FUCKING AURA

[native prawn]

beloww ash

by liek 60 point

[storm hamlet]

stop comparing yourself to ash or im going to smite you

YOU did it

im proud of you goat

[native prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/green-green-seal-wait-im-green-gif-6701260441242057692

[cedar olive]

is he legit

[woven gorge]

Why is chris hansen banned

What he do??

[native prawn]

not sure what to think my gut is telling me yes

but viscose found pulls

and i looked and they r there

so idk

[cedar olive]

like was he in cheating servers

[unkempt fulcrum]

hacks bor

[cedar olive]

or cheats distributors

[native prawn]

im scared that all the proof on cheaters are just liek bad idk

[cedar olive]

discord servers

[native prawn]

rly?

[storm hamlet]

wdym?

[cedar olive]

no im asking

[native prawn]

oh i cant read

i thouht u were saying he was

uh i dont think so

[native prawn]

crosshair speeds up the same frame bot tps

[solemn prawn]

how much does 4:3 affect aim

is that actually true

and if so how so

[cedar olive]

it doesnt affect aim

[solemn prawn]

o

[native prawn]

just makes ur sens feel a little diff

and screen look a little diff

[solemn prawn]

yea

feels diff but its not actually?

[sage tusk]

what

[storm hamlet]

hmm

[native prawn]

still gotta move same distance at the end of the day i think

or idk

at least for 360 its same

idk exactly how it works

but it dont matter much

[next copper]

@hard stump https://x.com/pathofexile/status/2052479616787640420

Path of Exile (@pathofexile)

Forgotten evils awaken in Path of Exile 2: Return of the Ancients!

Our biggest update ever launches on May 29 PDT

https://t.co/CwJDpaJCDg

X · May 7, 2026, 8:04 PM

[solemn prawn]

what percentile should I aim for

like 95%+ percentile in scenarios?

[fiery flume]

rank 1

[solemn prawn]

erm

[native prawn]

whatever feels like u have pushed it

[rose night]

saw a 13 year old surpass my 2 year osu skill in like a few months

[native prawn]

perecentile means nothing

[fiery flume]

-the guy at the top of the percentile

[brisk fossil]

4:3 just makes you look like an unc tbh

[solemn prawn]

heh

how

[fiery flume]

this is one of the dumbest statements

[native prawn]

do people ever be lookin at that

i never did when i was starting

[fiery flume]

not rly, but I guess it just coincides with rank

[native prawn]

would just try ti push until i was above someone i recgonized or until i felt like i coudlnt anymore

[solemn prawn]

alright

[next copper]

@stuck drum @idle kelp holy changes

time to go back to poe

[stuck drum]

I havent seen

tldr?

[idle kelp]

worst update ever

[native prawn]

torex doesnt know how to read

[next copper]

reworked every endgame mechanic, reworked crafting, breach tree from poe1 added, new monk ascendancy

new bosses, new areas, new uniques

A LOT of endgame changes

the biggest update yet

[brisk fossil]

Grandpa was pwning n00bs on quake with his ball mouse back in the 1800s with that AR

[sour totem]

Top 100

[next copper]

new skills too

[sour totem]

After top 100 it's top 50

[brisk fossil]

I got 500 billion hz at 4k, the future is now

[sour totem]

After top 50 it's top 10

[maiden coyote]

2 hours

[stark needle]

Shoutout spoonman

OH SHIT ITS JADE

JADEEEEEEE WHATS GOOD BRO

[stuck drum]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we playing?

👀

👀

[next copper]

i think i will be playing yeah

new monk

[vapid widget]

Lf friend to main floating heads w

:9

[kind glade]

can i join

[stuck drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049150105606950938/1461873525412462643/ezgif-4889dd1552c8dcd7.gif

[maiden coyote]

im down

floating heads till gm?

[fiery flume]

floating heads boring

[maiden coyote]

i just started playing faceit

and feel like floating heads will help

mainly bc i saw a aech clip that said play floating heads

[vapid widget]

bet

wuts ur score

I just pbd

:DDD

[next copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049150105606950938/1461873525412462643/ezgif-4889dd1552c8dcd7.gif

[fiery flume]

so close

[next copper]

this patch be looking kinda good ngl

[hard stump]

letsgoletsgoletsgo

https://tenor.com/view/play-poe-2-the-best-game-arpg-poe-like-true-diablo-path-of-exile-2-gif-16648459918324750033

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-poe-hop-on-path-of-exile-hop-on-poe-path-of-exile-gif-14696285276794066676

[storm hamlet]

dude

[hushed patrol]

@rough pumice i did it

[rough pumice]

yippe

[next copper]

@idle kelp

hop on poe g

[idle kelp]

if you buy me

[fiery flume]

my friend used to spam me with this gif because I refused to buy it

[maiden coyote]

500

my clicking very poo

[next copper]

would you actyually playu it

[vapid widget]

ok we race gogogog

[violet ore]

wow

its been quite a while since i played fps

.

hell na im not getting diamond again 😔

i've lost everything

lmao

[idle kelp]

yes

[violet ore]

i remember u

how r u

[next copper]

i dont believe you g

[fiery flume]

forget him

[woven gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

[maiden coyote]

arm to tired @vapid widget

and im not ready for advanced

[lunar dove]

i’m goobin it

[vapid widget]

FELTY DIS

[storm hamlet]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeHd0a25qMjNkcGhoNmJxN2hjMXZxZzNvdzg2cmljcjE3YWsybTNrYiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/P1EGqOMH6N3OjBXKkA/giphy.gif

[next copper]

@stuck drum @hard stump theyve added jewels that add jewels slots 💀

[gleaming sand]

ts tuff

cant lie

[stuck drum]

gg

[gleaming sand]

i wanna gamble bro

alpha packs

oh yea

[next copper]

THEYVE ADDED BUILDS INTO THE GAME

LOOOOOOOOL

@hard stump

WE AR EPLAYING THIS LEAGUE

THIS UPDATE IS SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD

[knotty elm]

hi is there a glitch on kovaaks where mouse cursor starts blinking and click wont register , if yes then how to fix

[maiden pawn]

can you crank 90s in toplane

[stuck drum]

havent changed temple tho?

which is like

the biggest issue for the game...

[hard stump]

now is it enough for @hollow basalt to stop ignoring us

[next copper]

NO CLUE

ITS THE LAST LEAGUE

[stuck drum]

thats what fubgun said...

[next copper]

BEFORE 1.0 RELEASE

[stuck drum]

yeah

temple is giga broken

[next copper]

ah

they still have 3 weeks

they will probablt address it

[fresh summit]

I think i have to main static now

[fiery flume]

don’t say that. we can talk about this

[half yoke]

wdym temple

pretty sure it wasnt added no?

[fresh summit]

no bro...

I have to...

[rose night]

should i stream sonic

[fiery flume]

no

[kind glade]

patys in 2026...

[half yoke]

ikr

[rose night]

whos this patys fellow

[half yoke]

im so old

[rose night]

im kinda new

[half yoke]

this is what the world has become now huh..

[kind glade]

yeah.

[rose night]

all ik is they are possibly tuff

[fiery flume]

!rank @rose night

[kind glade]

yk

[rose night]

wait what era they from

[kind glade]

patys

i saw someone ask

the other day

[half yoke]

sup

[kind glade]

what is a patts

[fresh summit]

Victorian

[rose night]

wait is patts named after patys

[kind glade]

pattargetswitch is lost media

[half yoke]

no i named it this

[fiery flume]

eddiets is named after edward

[half yoke]

lil guy

[rose night]

ohhhhhh

so kinda like

[half yoke]

xdd

[rose night]

pasu

[kind glade]

patys has quite the scenarios

[half yoke]

yeah

[frosty kettle]

who is patys

[half yoke]

i mean pasu is different coz pasu scenario wasnt made by pasu

[rose night]

o

[fiery flume]

no way it’s paty from the hit scenario patts

[serene field]

is that the snow from SnowTS

[kind glade]

yep.

[fiery flume]

no way it’s ploob from ploobtrack perfected

big fan

[serene field]

does that exist

[half yoke]

i hope one day theres gonna be some crazy urban legend response to this

[fiery flume]

no

[half yoke]

thhat has nothing to do with me

[kind glade]

im gonna tell everyone i made it

[serene field]

what came first

insTS or PatTS

[nimble coral]

Me

[half yoke]

patts is the 2nd target switching scenario uploaded

[azure spear]

what was the first

[half yoke]

first one was kroaders target switching 360

[serene field]

chills

[fiery flume]

target switching 360 was the first?

holy shit

[kind glade]

how

do they keep spawning in

[rose night]

if only i played kovaak in 2022 😔

[half yoke]

2022

[kind glade]

4pf tensei viscose and patys..

[half yoke]

MAN SAID

2022

in 2022 i was deep into retirement

[rose night]

i started aimlab like around that

[fiery flume]

blast from the past

[kind glade]

Even i was retired in 2022

[serene field]

they dont know an age before matty

[kind glade]

Actually i was retired for a year by 22.

[nimble coral]

lorys time

[fresh summit]

yo why are old members resurrecting all of a sudden

[fiery flume]

I was lonely

[rose night]

they tuff

[half yoke]

coz we're all just lurkers disappointed with the state of the chat in 2026

[storm hamlet]

joey you lg right?

[rose night]

barely

[serene field]

its unsavable

[storm hamlet]

nvm

[rose night]

we need vt new generation

[fiery flume]

big statement

[storm hamlet]

was gonna ask if you were down

[fresh summit]

Vt gen is beyond saving

[rose night]

this is like the dark ages

[fresh summit]

so

yeah

[rose night]

i suck at lg

[fiery flume]

guys, dominick is banned. we are turning a new leaf

auka is banned as well

[storm hamlet]

didnt even know dominick was banned

[fiery flume]

nature is healing

[fresh summit]

@yukafume

Banned?

[nimble coral]

Nature is

[fiery flume]

@yukafume

oh thank god

[half yoke]

i might need to call another board meeting with sini and talk things through

[fresh summit]

ITS HEALING

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1501806138180767845/image2.gif

[fresh summit]

VT GEN

[nimble coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-nature-nature-is-amazing-amazing-parks-and-rec-gif-18353277

[fresh summit]

IS HEALING

[fiery flume]

wtf my gif broken

[serene field]

there is only one slice of Toast that can save us

but he is at war

[half yoke]

lmaoo

[nimble coral]

Lowkey need delirium back 💀

[fiery flume]

hello rx

[serene field]

we dont need more bans

we need more good chatters

[fiery flume]

like me

[storm hamlet]

lol

[fiery flume]

I am good chatter

I contribute

[nimble coral]

Bad chatters make da good chatters stay away

[next copper]

💀

[nimble coral]

suh dud

[next copper]

this chat would be so much better if every roblox player was gone ngl

[storm hamlet]

rei you lg?

[rose night]

im glad he got banned

[woven gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-jumpscare-jump-turn-around-gif-2261440711797458974

[serene field]

impossible task

[fiery flume]

I’m sorry, I like to use this place as my personal manic episode diary

[rose night]

ngl i been playing more ow

[half yoke]

hmmm...

[storm hamlet]

the guy doesnt even do anything

[fiery flume]

no but I can

[half yoke]

ye roblox players out huh..

[fresh summit]

dude was a different type of schizophrenic

[nimble coral]

How you manic so often? for me is rare

[serene field]

we are starting with the polish

[fiery flume]

I’m built different

[rose night]

what u playin on roblox

[storm hamlet]

whats your %

[next copper]

WHAT DID THEY DO

[rose night]

bardoz banned them ❤️

[half yoke]

lets start with 30+ yo bald polish contributors

[fiery flume]

I’m saying I can get into it, I don’t play it

[rose night]

bardoz and wawe cleanin up the chat

[storm hamlet]

oh okay

[half yoke]

some rivals every now and then

[fresh summit]

exist

[fiery flume]

I’ve thought about it

I’m just lazy

[fresh summit]

[stuck drum]

I like you already

poe

[rose night]

gg

[stuck drum]

good man

[next copper]

unc

[serene field]

patys is the first ever poe player

you guys all followed him

[stuck drum]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[fresh summit]

dont play rivals patys

[stuck drum]

you right you right

[fresh summit]

save urslef

[rose night]

rivals is so ass bro

[fiery flume]

I want to try poe but I’m scared I will throw away a chunk of my life to grind it

[rose night]

the amount of cheaters

[fiery flume]

I ain’t got that kind of time

[stuck drum]

its worth though

trust

[half yoke]

i have thrown away a large chunk of mine

[serene field]

clearly u do

[stuck drum]

you do the same with warframe

so

swap that out with poe2

[fiery flume]

I quit

[nimble coral]

Bill Dipperly?

[storm hamlet]

thats why we lg

[stuck drum]

on may 29th

[fiery flume]

I get bored

[stuck drum]

and you're a good fella

[storm hamlet]

rivals = zero talent

[fiery flume]

the only thing I haven’t quit is kovaaks

[storm hamlet]

lg = all talent

i mean

skikkl

fuck

skill

[next copper]

you should quit kovaaks for poe

[rose night]

rivals u can onetrick

[kind glade]

second poe player is kosei

[rose night]

is poe even fun

[fiery flume]

hmmmm

[next copper]

very

[half yoke]

its the most fun game in the world

[fiery flume]

look around

[half yoke]

which is both a good thing and a bad one

[stuck drum]

yes

[rose night]

thats weird

[stuck drum]

I fear you have a small brain though

[rose night]

dont remember adding it

[stuck drum]

you may get a headache when it comes to opening up the skill tree

or attempt crafting

[kind glade]

Me

[stuck drum]

on the babied down version which is poe2

[fiery flume]

my friend showed me this and I almost died

[next copper]

snow

[kind glade]

?

Thats not me

[stuck drum]

it aint that bad tbh

[next copper]

snow

[gleaming sand]

fr bro

[half yoke]

i mean i literally go offline on season start, go 5 days work from home, and every day i sleep 6 hrs, work 8 and play like 14

[gleaming sand]

shit game

[fiery flume]

yeah I’m sure it’s fine, things are only overwhelming when you don’t understand

[rose night]

its actually so shit now

[stuck drum]

yeah

[rose night]

compared to a while ago

[stuck drum]

you just think

hmmm

[rose night]

cheater problem getting worse

[stuck drum]

I'm playing this build

search bar things about it

and go from there

[half yoke]

adds up to 28 coz i play during work time

[nimble coral]

6 hours a day patys…

[kind glade]

patys

how old are u now

[stuck drum]

you are a smart guy

an intelligent soul

[half yoke]

even the ancients dont possess this lost knowledge

[nimble coral]

wise?

[storm hamlet]

invest into lg

[stuck drum]

a wise guy

[nimble coral]

Wise soul

[half yoke]

ye dont need vrt to kill monsters..

[rose night]

or i play azure latch

[kind glade]

@serene field we gotta work on this case.

[storm hamlet]

fuck no thats even worse

[kind glade]

i swear hes said it before.

i just dont remember

[serene field]

at least 33

might be 34

[half yoke]

fk u ploob

im not even 33 yet

[serene field]

mb

[storm hamlet]

"play ass or play fucking dogshit"

[half yoke]

i will be this year tho

[kind glade]

wow

[serene field]

did my math wrong

[kind glade]

wait

[serene field]

thats on me

[kind glade]

patys

u were kinda young

back then

[half yoke]

im still young af idk

[kind glade]

okay no

[half yoke]

30s is just new 20s

[serene field]

hes a young soul

[next copper]

when poe2 released i was playing during work instead of working, averaging 14h daily for a few weeks 💀

[kind glade]

nah im ngl bro

[fiery flume]

I have 5 years left bro.

[kind glade]

i thought he was pushing toast of war

[nimble coral]

Bryan johnson would disagree with your 6 hours of sleep…

[kind glade]

im surprised hes only early 30s

[half yoke]

im on 9hrs schedule now that im playing some first person shooter games

[serene field]

daan is only 28

[kind glade]

scuezy is 27

[serene field]

let that sink in

[kind glade]

twenty seven.

[next copper]

how old is ploob

[half yoke]

like 21

[gleaming sand]

every match i play is cheaters bro i just quit the game completely ngl

[serene field]

too old

[half yoke]

at least in my head

[nimble coral]

That’s very cash money

[gleaming sand]

theres no point in playing that game fr

😭

[red narwhal]

What is the official/best benchmark for kovaaks with Voltaic

[half yoke]

i beat my pb from 2021 today

cash money

[nimble coral]

holyyyy

[next copper]

sparky is the best

[nimble coral]

what scen?

[half yoke]

cata ic long strafes thin ok..

[serene field]

2026 is the year of cata ic

[half yoke]

i like it as warmup

[nimble coral]

Man I still got old pbs I can’t beat from 2021

[half yoke]

im a cata ic devotee

[next copper]

pasu dodge*

[half yoke]

yeah same

[nimble coral]

Year of the lock in mayhaps?

[half yoke]

ill get sidetracked soon i feel

[red narwhal]

But for rank in Voltaic have a rank where can i find info?

[kind glade]

i dont vet how ploob is so young

[next copper]

#submissions

[serene field]

im not

[kind glade]

yes u wre bro

[serene field]

my life is like 50% over

[fiery flume]

how old are you

[kind glade]

hes 41

[fiery flume]

infant

[serene field]

sometting like that

[kind glade]

damn

that means when i met ploob

[next copper]

—

[kind glade]

he was like 17

[agile lily]

Im 27

[kind glade]

In my head aech is 23.

Lmk

[fiery flume]

I’m 67

haha get it guys

[agile lily]

No

Explain it

[fiery flume]

Ok

[agile lily]

[next copper]

iq

[fiery flume]

a wise man once said nothing at all

🧘🏻‍♂️

[next copper]

you should do like that wise man yet you decided to speak

[hard stump]

im so boredddd

[next copper]

3 more weeks

[fiery flume]

I’m 67 iq

I’m not the wise man

moral of the story

[gleaming sand]

hop on dah game

ngl

games so boring i just be playing sims 4

kinda tuff

[fresh summit]

Gg

[fiery flume]

sims is fun until you’re done making your character and have to play the game

[next copper]

@floral spindle bro

threes a guy

selling

16 steam controllers

[quiet wren]

does getting high improve my scores

[next copper]

helpmeplease

[fiery flume]

not directly

but it can

[next copper]

how do i lay my sticky hands on one

[quiet wren]

I'm genuinely deep fried atm

And I just pbd

[fiery flume]

lol

[quiet wren]

so

i think

this might be tech

[bold basin]

Question for you guys!

When you get a New Mouse

[fiery flume]

it can help with mind muscle connection, but it has diminishing returns

[bold basin]

Do you like push down onto it to be more precise?

[gusty flicker]

Could someone help explain FOV changes, i play The Finals which im 58Sens 100FOV ( Max FOV for the game) but for Benchmarks the rules state minimum of 103FOV

[bold basin]

Or do youo just like

[fiery flume]

the more you do it the less you’ll benefit

[bold basin]

Play with no pressure?

[next copper]

no

[fiery flume]

so just try to keep your usage infrequent

[woven gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771387237270290462/1187904986181533706/gif2.gif

[bold basin]

The Skates are my problem right now

Too fast!

Compared to my old mouse

[quiet wren]

I hit a clip in val after having 3 edibles

last night

[next copper]

they will probably slow down

[quiet wren]

this is genuinely tech

[next copper]

most stock skates do

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/killing-floor-killing-floor-1-kf-kf1-high-fov-gif-5339355594327592762

[next copper]

after break in period

[bold basin]

How long does it take? I think they're PTFE, I got a Beast Miao!

And my old mouse was a Beast x Mini

[stuck drum]

get on d4

its time to be a nuke

[next copper]

it depends how much you use it

[fiery flume]

@quiet wren just remember what I said king

[next copper]

if a lot a day or two probably

[quiet wren]

i love weed

[fiery flume]

me too bro

[bold basin]

Everyday I been playing Kovaaks, and Apex anbd yesterday I played 4 Hours of Overwatch yesterday!

[fiery flume]

but in moderation

[versed radish]

Does anyone have a linear clicking dynamic playlist, it's my worst cat and I wanna push myself :P

[next copper]

KovaaKsTimewarpingTaggedCard

[versed radish]

Holy goat clutchhh

[bold basin]

@next copper So you think I shiould just also just play without trying to put pressure onto the mouse/mouseskates?

[rose night]

u have the og one?

[next copper]

if they are too fast after a few days you can just change the skates

[rose night]

i lowkey always wanted an og steam controler

[next copper]

to something slower

[bold basin]

Oh! I don't have extra Skates

[next copper]

nope

[gusty flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp7XmRKjCEA

My aim isnt good by any means, but i want to get better at changing targets and close range tracking. but Like i said with FOV changes, is 3FOV going too make much difference?

[next copper]

i wanted to get the new one

[bold basin]

I think I could just get used t oit!

[next copper]

but i can't buy it because of my region

[rose night]

theres alot of the old ones going for cheap

[rose night]

its sold out for me too

[next copper]

i cant buy it

[rose night]

apparently it sold out like immediatly

[fresh summit]

Gg

[next copper]

region locked

[rose night]

ohh

mfs selling the conroller for like 320

[fiery flume]

no it’s not going to make a significant difference, it’s just that 103 fov is the standard for aim training, and that’s purely because it was the standard for games like overwatch

[next copper]

there are some nice cheap skates on aliexpress if you ever decide to get some aftermarket ones

[fiery flume]

if you are aim training, use 103

[next copper]

bro

there's a guy here

selling

16 of them

[rose night]

for how much

https://deckscan.app/

[next copper]

150usd

[rose night]

this website tracks it

[rose night]

ngl

[placid skiff]

Plaza Pure Revosect
Aimerz+ VGS Hard S1
Ground Plaza Sparky v3 OW

[rose night]

id hold off

[next copper]

there's a new batch coming

[bold basin]

Oh Oki!

[next copper]

you can sign up for it

it starts tomorrow

10am pacific

ive asked my friend to buy it for me

[placid jungle]

yo I HATE dotts

[gusty flicker]

right okay, so even tho i use 100 for the finals and never will touch OW i should still just use 103?

[idle fjord]

Tes

[rose night]

makes me wonder how the steam machine would sell

[idle fjord]

Yes

[next copper]

[rose night]

seeing how good the controller sold

cause i remember the old steam machines sold like shit

[gusty flicker]

alright cheers, didnt know if the change would mess up my aim from the slight change between aim training and actuall playing

[idle fjord]

It won't

[woven gorge]

I hope this cat helps

[rose night]

anyone wanna play bloons

[bold basin]

@next copper Question when you hold your mouse and don't move at all is it supposed to stay still or does it move at all? even if you try to be still

[peak estuary]

youre getting rocked on btd5battles

[gloomy flume]

Why am I not immortal

[rose night]

i know i would

i dont play battles

[gusty flicker]

👌 👌 👌 Thanks, Good too know. ive never really touched the aim Training side of things, just always just played the game 😄 so trying to learn best practices for everything

[peak estuary]

another 7 trillion to P3

[fiery flume]

yea

realistically, fov does affect your aim in a big way, but changing your fov wont affect your skill

if that makes sense

[gloomy flume]

Unrealistically

[next copper]

wdym

like it wobbles?

[bold basin]

Kind of

[rose night]

guys is this a w setup?

[bold basin]

Like if you try to keep your mouse still

[fresh summit]

Fuck

Gotta play bloons again

[bold basin]

Maybe because my Forearm isn't anchored!

[fiery flume]

either uneven skates or poorly placed dots with uneven surface area when applying pressure

[bold basin]

They do feel uneven right now

[fiery flume]

or, youre on glass

[bold basin]

I am on Glass! 😁

[fiery flume]

shocker

[bold basin]

Glass with Fingertip mouse

[fiery flume]

thats

probably why

[gloomy flume]

How tensed are ur fingertips

[bold basin]

Not tense

I don't tense much

[fiery flume]

if youre on glass, the mouse is prone to moving due to non existant static friction

[gusty flicker]

fancy words 😄

[placid jungle]

what

[bold basin]

True on my Old mouse when the Skates wore down it felt Oki!

It's only a 3 Gram difference aswell!

[gusty flicker]

thats my new one, im on a SP-005 & now got a SuperStrike X2, been looking at the different skates and what ones too try

[bold basin]

Beast x Mini>?

[gusty flicker]

?

[bold basin]

Oh I was wondering wat is your new one!

[gusty flicker]

Super Strike

[bold basin]

Ohh!!

[gusty flicker]

LG Superstrike x2

[bold basin]

Good mouse? 😁

[dusty cedar]

How do i get better aim

[fiery flume]

train

[hard stump]

aim more

[dusty cedar]

With what

[fiery flume]

aim trainer?

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-im-spinnig-gif-3237013775427396409

[dusty cedar]

Yea from wherr

[placid jungle]

try google

[fiery flume]

kovaaks

[dusty cedar]

? 😭

[fiery flume]

on steam

[dusty cedar]

Alr

[hard stump]

negative critical thinking skills

[lavish kettle]

chatgpt

[brisk fossil]

you don't youre genetically capped forever sorry it's so freaking over

[lavish kettle]

generate me better aim

[dusty cedar]

What

[lavish kettle]

Everyday I click dots and see bs in voltaic general

[placid jungle]

please bro.

[gusty flicker]

i quite like it, some people hate it but i had a GPro before it so its basically identical other than haptic clicks & trigger clickig

[potent berry]

today da day

today da day

[placid jungle]

let me fucking be free.

I want out bro

[hard stump]

alr new m4a4 or deag

[placid jungle]

bro I left 4 targets on 1hp at the end

I could feel the 1360+

[potent berry]

Yukafume might get banned before u get PB

[placid jungle]

but then I fumbled

already is banned

[potent berry]

WASS

Joey got shooters bro

[clear shuttle]

riddle me this, why am i substantially better on aether intermediate hard compared to the actual benchmark? 95% leaderboard rank vs 89% on benchmark

[potent berry]

Doctored screenshot

[placid jungle]

less people play variants

[potent berry]

[fresh summit]

No bro

Scroll back

Its real

😭

[potent berry]

[hard stump]

[fresh summit]

ITS REAL BRO

😭

[potent berry]

LOL

[brisk fossil]

it's always been real

[placid jungle]

do you guys think I should go for consistency

or just start burst flicking at the end

crackhead method

[hard stump]

fuhhh idk

[fair reef]

awesome

[fresh summit]

Are you sleep deprived

Deprive urself of sleep

For pb

[placid jungle]

😨

[fresh summit]

tech

[placid jungle]

put titan holos on it

[hard stump]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cat-lewd--k01KR297C4BNEZJZY10EYV74ZQ8

[polar pivot]

Bro ur making me wanna aimtrain again insane run

[unreal tangle]

How do I find a pfp that I like and that I can keep

[light pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-tongue-gif-18357263336141773644

[foggy lintel]

pinterest

[unreal tangle]

Alr

Ty

[foggy lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

np

[fair reef]

splendid

[past nebula]

holy song choice

[gleaming sand]

siege is so fucked rn

every updated like the first 2 days the game is cooked

😭

[placid jungle]

do I play more dot

or play lobotomy corp

I almost hit nova

(again)

[past nebula]

What’s lobotomy corp

[placid jungle]

it's

idk I haven't played yet

[fair reef]

i just returned after a few years what i miss

[past nebula]

Don’t play

[placid jungle]

wacky project moon game

[past nebula]

Cause

I can’t play

[placid jungle]

it's singleplayer

[past nebula]

I thought onion games sucked

Pmoon

[placid jungle]

idk I want the lore

I could care less about gameplay

[next jacinth]

Hm?

[placid jungle]

I'm not watching some bum lore recap video

[past nebula]

Dotts lore😳

[placid jungle]

insanity into more insanity

np

[past nebula]

The lore tho

[placid jungle]

this btw

fumbled twice

[past nebula]

Tragic

[placid jungle]

actually 3x today

got 1340 then 1344 then 1371 pace

[past nebula]

I can’t even reach my pb on dot anymore 🙂

[placid jungle]

have you even played

[past nebula]

how do u keep selling

[placid jungle]

it's a mental gap

[past nebula]

Yesterday for like 10 min

[placid jungle]

I know when I'm pacing for nova

without pb bar

and then I get nervous

[past nebula]

So u have bad nerve control

U gotta beat gdash extreme demons

Itl hep

[placid jungle]

mental gap

[past nebula]

Help

Grind geometry dash

And beat an extreme and you’ll never get nervous again

[solemn prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1499053895391903804/viet.gif

[placid jungle]

I can't

I think I struggled on the main levels

[harsh zinc]

so start off on the main levels

silly goose

[placid jungle]

I'm a handicapped player in rhythm games

[past nebula]

It’s not even a rythm game

I play no music

[placid jungle]

it pretty much is

[past nebula]

Nah half the levels don’t sync

Just playformer game

Platformer

And u practice plying with nerves

[placid jungle]

I fucked up again

[past nebula]

Wow

[placid jungle]

there were 3 left in the chain

gg

if I got lobotomized I would be astra