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Ew
do you think i should dedicate my life to CS instead
Valorant is better
hit the edgebug peter
cs better 
i play both games but i love cs
💀

val good skins
- hitting clips on cs are so satisfying
🧘♂️
Nah
well
in cs at least you can sell them
and get your money back
💀
At a small price of the game being ass
nothing comes close to cs onetaps 
You can sell your skins back
might have to hit up the chinese market place
@placid jungle
Wake up
wait why dont you love speed switching anymore
whothis
okay guys i need yalls help for prices for coaching
just a live coaching session 1hr on discord with document is 25€ too low too high?
to low
Just volunteer
bro some ppl are charging that for a playlist LOL
like the valorant guy
haeyoday
i mean maybe if its your first couple of sessions id sure discount but after you get a good rep id raise
min is 3 vods for review with document for all 3 and recommendations for what to play and thats like 10€ with for each another 4€ but it becomes less and less with each extra vod so like 10 vods would be ~25€
bump
I think I have rep already
but I dont wanna make too expensive
Aura

yeah but hes like known known so he can pull the supply and demand thing
and hes a bit greedy tbh
yh he charges crazy just for a playlist
what would you include in the doc
how could you charge someone for a playlist LOL
The Epstein files:
Haeyogay
weaknesses, strengths with timestamp, what to focus on for each vod, and recommendations for scenarios/playlists
I’m sooo hungy
this has been a thing for years
and another around 10€ for a custom routine for the game they are playing
its funny because those playlists are usually ass
yeah
yeah deadass
its just premade playlists
and since they are private no one who actualy knows the ball can verify it
makes no sense
im pretty sure its jsut a bunch of micro static scenarios
the moment someone tries to charge me for a playlist I’m nuking their house
just play floating heads
pretty common sense for valorant
back in the days it was very popular for fortnite
Hard day of success and championship
I was thinking of a twitter bot that just makes a weekly val playlist with like randomly chosen 10 scenarios from a pool of scenarios to farm twitter likes and views
bcs its so free
its a natural selection at this point
if you buy some random playlist yuou just 
smart
@knotty fable
4 tsar bombs
I mean I would kinda do that but mine would be personalized and only if they sent me vods first
WE are so smart
i think your price is good but i think you could also raise it
not many people are astra
67
if not more
and how many offer coaching
and there’s like 200k golds man
idk
charge whatever you want
out of a few over a million salzi.
your him
Know your worth
benchmarks also not good indicator
I am knackered bruv
tbf
throwing in a playlist of recommendations following paid coaching session is different
you can always lower it if sales arent coming in
You drop good knowledge in this server
it doesnt have to be the same all the time
So id say youd be a good coach
yeah but id rather seem not greedy from the start
and then increase over time to find balance
Homer uchiha profile pic @knotty fable
bcs if I seem greedy from the get go its cooked already
25 euros per session
yea
its good
like 1hrs + doc
25 euros for an hour is alright
normally I would also add like at least 3 vods before the session so I know at least smth
with a doc made for each vod i dont think its bad
but then its 30
goat
yeah but hes just sat on discord blabbering ab aim
book is the best i think
i make 0 and hour so i think 25 is a good start
Bum
ok then I will prolly finish the website by tmr
id just go for it you can always lower or raise
i might be interested but idk the 2 times ive paid for coaching in ts it has mostly not been a great experience
w
and the vod review tool in a week then its like 10x easier to vod review
rich bum
@claude code me cute aimer website
Who did you get it from
Nah
im honestly suprised no one made a vod review tool yet
Ur not rich if you don’t send me 10 sol
u made one?
or maybe its like secret
holy shit
ya
have you looked into other coaching prices @elder lichen
Goat
idk i dont wanna throw shade their way just my experience personally
but they are crazy
you caught me
Too easy
@floral spindle @native prawn it is complete
lol
💔
i had to scrap the bats idea sadly
lmao
no shot people paid for that
bc they wouldnt chroma properly
to much money not enough brains
100000%
where am i allowed to schizopost vods
bro you can make money out of everything you just have to find people dumb enough to pay
can i just drop it here or am i banned
and like 50€ for a session if not more
I will ban you
yeah but I dont wanna do that

mainly bcs I think its morally wrong but also financially its just worse
YUSSS
rip rip
Zzz
bcs the moment the word spreads ur cooked
!ban @floral spindle
!rank
Holy noob moment
!ban @fiery flume
🚫 mcvzj 🟢, you can't use that.
yes i can
hi sibs
yes please
I mean I can do like a example thingy
Try to ban yourself
aim coaching career to the ground
But pretend you are reikuro
its really sick actually
def is
Would make vod reviewing
will it work
100x easier
You are reikuro in this scenario
great on you ngl
you can make crazy money with ts
bro
like I calculated it would be much more than 30€ on average per hour
is this peak
yellow name
u even have a vod review tool
can you coach me snow
aks clover
not blue or red
Only if its in game
i sent it to some
I am not cut out for ts
I dont like to gatekeep
i fixed many bugs with the drawing tool and gif creation tool
A better version from you would def need payment
crimson from what I remember
and the screenshotting
he's been grinding it
great qol for vod reviews
where is it
sounds like him
oh and its connecting to any Discord aswell where the user and the coach can basically talk to each other via discord chat and the notes the coach takes in the app
my eyes hurt
but good one
bro you cooked
lets goooo
oh and its fully connected to google docs aswell with correct formatting for timestamps and the general formatting of it like headers sub headers etc.
anyone else feel free to watch and give me any advice :)
yeah I build this shit for a long ass time
:>
so salzi u got a spot for coaching 👀
:3
wtf
salzi
bro thought of EVERYTHING
will u review my vod
😭
like a demo?
Salzi can u coach me too
I did coaching on siege many many years ago, I feel so bad for all the people who bought that shit
For free tho college is getting expensive.
snow
im adding stats for games aswell so the coach can input the username for kvk, val etc. games and it will show the stats for that player in that game
Bro
can u #vodreview me
i used to
goat
put all my passion
I'll pay you like I am paying sini, with chicken
into coaching for games
bro this shit is all in one
💀
but i always did it for free
ya
impressive af salzi
thank you
Pov snow
Ur tuff bro
u okay?
schizophrenia
School is stressful
it activates a hidden level of schizophrenia
i cant wait to go back home
only if he sends feet pics tho
currently babysitting 3 adults and a 37 years old man TO DO HIS JOB
thats how stressed I am rn
@bold dock 666 subscribers 0-0
I think i have it worse
I would always go the extra mile and just throw in as much as I could for these guys, they’d pay for 2 hours and I’d just go over time for free
im ruining it
667
67
67
67
im the same way
I made roughly 400 dollars from it
the 37yo man is not an adult
I think
id make like graphs and visualizations and shit or explain it in 3 different ways to make sure they got it
at least for thr vod review
it’s so fun to draw
he got 3 sons
draw the scenario names on screen like matty when he vod reviews
i'm convinced if this guy wasn't good he was meant to be a doctor
with that shit writing
son
@bold dock im sorry bro
67
these guys share a braincell
actually for the live cosching I never reall did thst much I just helped them like understand and see the issues themselves so that they dont have to rely on my cosching but can coach themselves
I don’t share.
i would only tell them the exact issue if they really didnt get it
they fight over the same braincell
mom said it my turn
Coaching is hard when you are mentally unstable as hell
why dont u have helpful role anyway

Haven't accepted anyone new in literally ages bc I was forced off
Because of life stuff
67
role wouldnt last too long before his annual leave
you are making me mentally unstable
he'd just get it again

Noo
dwany
Nowadays I try to make up for it by giving lots of advice for free and whatnot
Ping me
I can't sleep
bus
i’m doing 6 hours of clover raw control
Until wait later
wish me luck
@fallen slate
rip wrist
@fiery flume
@fallen slate
@fallen slate @fiery flume
Going to make food
don't believe this
last time he told me this he went "i'll do it later" 3 times

happened before so i know ur not lying
Yes
Enjoy your meal!
W
you have to feed him and caress him if u want vod review
Stirfry always hits
@fallen slate is this true
hi dawn
would I lie to you
@timber idol forgot to post one
help, why did i slow down so much
was i too scared??
Omg hi It's been long time. Did you randomly disappear or did I not reply
I once asked dawn to review my pasu vod and he threatened to kill me and my family
I disappeared for long time
little bit of both, im not the most consistent lol
happy to see you're back
Me either, I just exactly came back from like 2 weeks because of my hand and then I was gone A little bit before that
is that clip lowk laggy for everyone else too or only for me? when i watch it directly from the file it's very smooth
I'll fix. How is the aiming going
maybe it's cuz i have hardware accel off on dc
is this what causes that
who the fuck is jasper
on yt it was for me at some point
thats my cats name
static demon
my cat is a static goat lets go
had to have accel on so i can watch yt properly when chrome wasn't in focus
we made it
2 strikes
how didn't u know what SLYTHERIN was
whar
and now
oh
yeah not too long ago i think i might've cooked my arm too so just been trying to work on tension and take it more easy
idfk
woah ur car plays static on 2000000cm bro
insane
no good
u act like im supposed to know people
very bad
ur the one thats gm big bro
he's like ur static goat's goat
Definitely be careful bro
gg
haven't really ran benches since we last were doing them, just decided to run them a lil today might get back into it
he is nobody to me 🥀
Love static
sorry biggest bro
ty
static is life
Love that the pnly thing keeping me from plat complete is a single bot
Sweet, I'm free to help in any way Just DM whenever
i love being plat static
i actually think if i got rly good at static id unironically become rlly good at tracking
tampio better than me
even those scores are higher than mine in static
Only if it was that simple
both of them
well im really good at tracking
its just that my micros are ass and my like flicks back to the bots suck
if i did get good at static i would get better
that is actually how it works
my 3 highest are your 3 lowest

I almost jumped out of my window while grinding 1w3ts for a week
yeah well ur diamond..................
1w3ts some fkd up shit
that's @humble goblet
I’m jaded in 1w3ts tho
i’m unranked aether and plat ground 😭
im silver 1w4t
no play on pasu, I respect it
and im master aether and ground
almost gm ground
jade comp master ovr in jade palace :3
how i got gm officially for the first time
cus seasons before required all categories
i respect hitting 930 pasu and giving up
its not even that im not trying when playing small dots either i just suck
i also prefer bounce over penta bounce
and i havent played since
i think it was my first run but i kinda fluked it and i hate pasu so i left it be
penta bounce turns my brain off
what is this ui thing that everyone is posting now
evxl
evxl
is that like built into kovaaks or something
nah website
website
We all have to face it someday
whats the difference between that and the like voltaic one
faceit sunday?
i have to face crc today
better
and i’m not ready
doesnt go down every other day
bounce pasu static i will NOT play
ahhh just uptime?
anything that requires good pacing and consistency when clicking
idk ive never used voltaic website
im good at popcorn cus i can take my time
evxl has every benchmark
only that one
well most
But what if u got better at it
ill check it out
play pasu
i just know its never down for wtv reason
Yk that shit can contribute to other scenarios tho
i tried but i give up easily
oh wtf thats a lot of benches
ya
its a lot easier to track all benches
i legit barely play trainers so if i dont pb when i log on or if my score is low i wont play it
i can’t reactive for shit
220h tracking player here
looking good nephew
Snake track lacking shit is easy
Just play on like 52 cm for a bit and get master on snake
LOL my s3 omg
?
i am a bit upset that my controlts is higher than my controlsphere tho
yo stop slandering the goat category
legit just got it up today have not played trainer in about a year if not more
LMFAOAOAOAOO
yuh
legit 💪
ofc i say that and spawn jarly in
u summoned me with that
Wowzers
something told me to check vt gen
opps summoned
ill play it someday
but not soon.
hey jarly
watch
i could prob hit gm on aimlabs rn
c:
send
false
maybe ill play it now and gmc the scens below static so it looks funnier
aimlabs scens are like 100x easier bro
unless u meant uhh
cotnrol is fun
havnt touched that
what in the cute
i found that vt aimlab was harder for me but i also had alot more time on kvk then
bro
aww u think im cute
the schizophrenia is getting to u from too much ground
uhh
its a completeley normal ground vod
what sens is best to use for anima micro v2? if the main goal is to improve
LOL
sens dont matter
funny enough the theme isnt even bad its opposite colors kinda
whatever you like
ayo?
walls are grey bot is black
how much melatonin do i need for crc
its true
shoutout sedative tracking method
depends, but not really, its just a tool
take benadryl and crc
now this is a conundrum
There are optimal sensitivity ranges for specific scenarios
i dont know what to believe anymore
different sens emphazise different muscle group usage, but it doesnt matter improvement wise
youll improve
guys
Voltaic gets harder every season to keep a brother down fr
its kovaaks o clock
the shadow man is on my screen
indeed but is there not an optimal method?
not enouigh
ds1 didnt win today
he needs to be holding your hand
wanna work in arm aim?? grind smoothbot vt on 57cm or something, wanna grind fingertip micros? grind AA4V on 24cm
but pasu always wins
or something

what is it for anima micro
but genuinely its just a tool
it gets easier every season
prove it
i wanna vaak it now
you can play on high or low sens bro
It doesnt matter if u go 1:1
is 28 fine?
At the end of the day
yes
Youre improving mouse control
damn ok
thanks guys
jarly
wyd rn
u can get insane scores
on absurd scens
look at cartoons clicking scores
on sub 30cm
🧘🏻♂️
look at clovers tracking and static on sub 30cm
its all js cope
people used to grind static on 30cm

ok calm down jarly
and learn
read what i sent
guys im #67 on hizkuground easy
funny number
jarleston
what are u doing rn
dont ever doom
i have a gun
anything is possible
this is a threat
YES
never bro
im always locked in
the process itself is the reward
viet is celestial on a skypad @slow shale, clover/cartoon has celestial static on sub 30cm cartoon also does ts on glass
i swear someone in the future is gonna get wr with like 100cm on reactive
literally anything is possible
you just gotta work for it
and never cope
its always skill issue
yep
mouse control is universal
like me of course
fire
im a sigma at everything and im well rounded and don't 1 trick tracking
like a sigma
It really doesn't matter what sens you run for improvement
am i muted
we have someone near that
i never miss a day brother
@sullen lance sigma
astariol
yes
insane reactive player
ggs
ggs
with super slow sens
le goat
wrd good luck goat
arm big
im gonna get like
Probably
rly good at something
he avoids the ground schizophrenia by leaving vt occasionally
arm super slim
Jollof rice man..
maybe
maybe not
@sullen lance what do you know about jollof rice
so it depends.. gotcha

hello synch
peak
idk
ive never played anima
but if you want to train some weaknesses there are also advantages using diff sens ranges
Like high sens for micro
LMFAOO
holy you are the goat
Bro chilll
the design is very human
yeah i wouldnt play shit that isnt tracking if u paid me
Hello Groundboy, the innacurate, are you willing to try jollof rice
okay
@next copper you shoudl try jollof rice
yes!
i think ive had b4
i love rice
Its peak bro
in any way
once you try it you can't go back
theme very nice
shoutout rice
viet says fried rice is over jollof rice
humble goat eats
very blamspheous
even for 10000 doll hairs?
ngl i like so much food i cant rate stuff over others like that
10 thowow couldnt get me to open pasu
I have a big tummy i eat everything
synch are u busy
buns
Am not home bubba am sorry
noob chuds
free
That place is notorious for cheaters bro
literally exploit hometown
???
hop on rivals
he didnt deny it
and hop off
sib ban him
I think the question marks should be a CLEAR indication i do not wish harm upon you
suync
typa shit my bros gf says to him when she does some simple shit like sneeze and he doesnt say bless you
synch
@hushed patrol what do you know about jollof rice control boy
ricecontrolboy
type shit i do when bro says hes not gonna vc w me while i active afk for hours
vods revieW:)?
c:
At this point sini should just change my name to Jollof rice enjoyer
:>
bro why would u willingly afk
i have adhd
gonna have 3k hours and be plat or sumn
i get distracted talking most of the time
me2
thats me
br o
@hardy bloom hey man.....
i have
800h
what vod
and am diamond vt
ski
gg
Just ask 4rk
show your l2w
He jaded me...
No sini is my goat
i assume its ~200 now
but my tracking goated
I couldve done that...
who are u
Yo holy shit this plate i had bought from this plate had a CRAZY amount of jollof rice bro
with a good amount of meat too
i was taking HAND fulls
lexor
I forgot you were mod bubba
are u ground goated
I dearly apologize for my actions
i need more italian food in my life
hmmm
My god im fucking fat
chud
who me?
everyone
show me 2 pasu scens in ur top 5 rn
i played jade palace 1-3 times each scen just for practice
then got back on vt got gm and left
Ww5t still plat tho 
whats pasu
(the easy one)
someone kill him
I played jade palace and got half the scens j*de and quit
ik bro im kidding LOL

Ok sleep
Can you send mine too I wanna see the jadening
dont ping him for stuff not related to feet
What’s the strat for getting better at static asap
my top 4 scens
Viet is going to smite you
Time
Technique
Patientence
TTP
this is normal viet slander its oke
Alright
nice
i gotta push my switching and dynamic again...
the boys are getting cracked..
we are not the same
popcorn makes my cortisol spike
@potent sand got astra float too... u guys are sigmas..

i need to catch up
Stop mindlessly flicking, control your flicks, Micro correction should be a calm movement using your finger tips
now go pb
nub nub
@humble goblet nice url
whats your slopcore funmax bench rank
my what
@humble goblet
see this guy is better at ground than me
it's what i made my facebook user at some point
i just remember it had boi in it
When you go for a flick tense, and de-tense and repeat
Flick with your forearm, when near the bot de tense and micro correct with your finger, avoid over flicking, have good fludity and you'll pb @ashen crescent
oh i just realized urs has kovaaks casino too LOL
now go pb nub nub
I've probably played it twice as much as you (2 instead of 1 play each)
yuss
my jollof rice
i didn't do 1 each
you should eat some
i did a couple on all
until i felt that my score was "as much as it was gonna get without learning how to play"
there are good videos on how to play static @ashen crescent
Wats a good sens range for static?
check out mattys guides
It's a long time ago then you gap me easily
i played it with a mindset of
anything
"i want to get acquainted with ground mechanics again"
play what youre comfortable with
cuz i had kinda forgotten how to do the ground thing
i feel like a broken record
for me i use 59 - 65, but if you are new, i reccomend using 65 - 70, to understand how to flick with your arm
not that i was ever amazing at it but there was room for instant improvement
For score farming something on the lower end but if you want to aura farm go high sens and break wr
maybe we should make a command for sensitivity
i can help with that
from just benefitting from a wider range of scens
i don't need it now i'm explaining why i played jade palace

or just grind 30cm static like a king
cartoon aura unmatched
noooo you need it

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
you need it more than me coach yourself
forces you to play ground

Hmm ok thanks guys
its the method
Si
i dont need it more than u
You don't need ground coaching because you will play aether 
i play static on 20cm to suffer
is the scenarios played thing on kovaaks website total plays or different scens played
What if i full commit
im not like u big bro
probably yeah
should i grind that next?
what is this bro
Yess
i wanted to do floating heads or something tbh
Clover blessed jarly and now jarly is trying to carry his legacy
how did u practice aether tampio
i respect it
i'm giga washed in it



