general

[fresh summit]

it doesnt feel right bro saying nothing 😭

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fps-skill-aimbot-SnRAYiAwxTyR6rX9Wu

[empty chasm]

i understand both sides

[gleaming sand]

u good bro??

it dont feel right man

[fresh current]

go pfp for pfp

[gleaming sand]

nah cuz i thought u was joking fr

[empty chasm]

can we go back to talk about aiming

how to controlsphere ow

[fresh current]

gen chat ain't never been about aiming

[empty chasm]

😭

i mad at you bc that is facts.........

[fresh current]

actually this pfp might be sketch for discord ill change back

[potent berry]

new matty vid drop

[gleaming sand]

gen chat aint never been about aiming

[empty chasm]

way too late

[gleaming sand]

😭

i mad at you bc thats facts.......

[fresh current]

i only speak facts

[empty chasm]

" i am high on potonuse"

[gleaming sand]

actually this pfp might be sketch for discord lil change back

ouuu

typing speed fast asf

wait

lock in

[potent berry]

fym too late lil bro it dropped 4 hours ago

[lusty oasis]

i gotchu

[empty chasm]

too late

[lusty oasis]

i'm okay

[potent berry]

You will not prosper

[fresh current]

fyd stealing my quotes

[empty chasm]

your supposed to be up 1 min before it drops waiting refreshing the page over and over

[lusty oasis]

i get that but it doesn't feel right taking pity from others over a situation i blame myself for

[potent berry]

[potent berry]

U haven't even watched it

on foenem

[empty chasm]

foenem dead now..........

[fresh current]

lowkey im in a disadvantage over here i don't know if discord scans these things

not in the mood to accidentally nuke my shit

[lusty oasis]

wdym

[fresh current]

i can go pfp for pfp on telegram

[potent berry]

we can test by reporting you

[gleaming sand]

fyd stealing my quotes 😭

[lusty oasis]

on telegram.

boy if u don't dm me

[fresh current]

hahahaha

[empty chasm]

@potent berry dont do that

https://giphy.com/gifs/msnbc-the-beat-ari-melber-4Nq6L6m836paOHEjxy

[lusty oasis]

is it normal to feel existential dread over killing an insect

[potent berry]

balrighty

wait

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/nailong-gif-11029330214775062082

[potent berry]

all this shows is u saw the new vid

not that u watched it

[lusty oasis]

shoutout skiaha on tiktok

new vid posted

fuck what that guys talking about

[peak estuary]

Self promo

[gloomy flume]

#1133816529952194693 Please

[peak estuary]

#band

[lusty oasis]

that's not me bro

[potent berry]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[gloomy flume]

You wish it was you

[lusty oasis]

i do

[empty chasm]

mb i will record myself next time you right you right

https://giphy.com/gifs/HBOMax-hype-thehype-thehypeonhbomax-266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn

[potent berry]

yeah bro u gotta attach a vod

smh

[lusty oasis]

chat

[empty chasm]

shame on me

[empty chasm]

yooo

[lusty oasis]

evil fifty cent

[empty chasm]

[potent berry]

can viscose just lower it to 904

I guess I'm getting my first indigo reactive soon

[placid jungle]

1300 capped

gg

[storm hamlet]

@fallen slate i think you might like this song

[warm vale]

I'm convinced any longer than 1 hour a day on kovaaks is unhealthy

[empty chasm]

i fucking hate humdity

sweat too

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-alpha-sigma-hEDnRkM5f8Og46hNRg

[fresh current]

if you remove your skin you can't sweat

the cartel doesn't want you to know that

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mZVDj16638plrc0T8E

[placid jungle]

sweat glands produce sweat

not skin

[potent berry]

🤓

[warm vale]

Also, I'm starting to like pasu....

[empty chasm]

ppl shamed for being smart

[potent berry]

[warm vale]

Which one

[fresh current]

CJNG

[rose night]

didnt they go apeshit cause mencho died

[bold dock]

good afternoon chuds.

[empty chasm]

controlsphere ow i just predict and preaim correct, or rlly just try and follllow it all the way

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6hKL8BI8rRNrMRFtAx

[rose night]

dont predict

[potent berry]

good afternoon speedts main

[fresh current]

yeah they threw a tantrum

[fiery flume]

this is unhealthy

[viral grove]

is there a kills per second over time graph or something in kovaaks

[solemn prawn]

yes

[bold dock]

https://tenor.com/view/ninjapunchingthecamera-ninjaflinchingpunchcamera-ninja-punching-the-gif-10662970074961023043

[viral grove]

how do i do that

oh nvmb

[potent berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869139615787925535/1262907692381638656/360605857_815722529855172_4538886787504308481_n.gif

[gleaming sand]

have u ever aim trained while being skinned alive

type shi

[fresh current]

last thursday

[gleaming sand]

oh deadass

how was the experience?

[fresh current]

it was fine until they got to the lower areas

quite painful im afraid

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/brainrot-maymun-dnen-vr9CseLC85kdjC56lR

[brisk fossil]

I get stupid off the dots

[placid jungle]

like dotts?

haha...

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speech-bubble-text-chat-NjlRswMybn6VC8Vi8V

kyu rn

[brisk fossil]

Yes unironically

[lusty oasis]

@storm hamlet

your brother talkin bogus

[brisk fossil]

Getting straight dumb off the dotts

[potent berry]

have u tried the dotTS on aimerz+ speedTS?

or r u just on vt s5 dotTS

[deft delta]

Dumbass Noob Question here:
Im new to aim training and I play valo, I want to use KovaaKs to aim train.
Should I just do the S5 Benchmarks and try to improve on my weekest ones each day or what?

[lusty oasis]

are u home

[storm hamlet]

?

[lusty oasis]

uninstall kvk refund it play val

[placid jungle]

idk

[lusty oasis]

synch and synth

[potent berry]

go find val specific stuff and spam that

[placid jungle]

I only tried aimerz static bench

[brisk fossil]

Nah Im ab to be tho slime

[deft delta]

I have like 800 Hrs in val and im still fuckin horrendous

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/russel-westbrook-ignore-kid-ignored-the-kid-ignores-the-kid-gif-13915927085408886018

[placid jungle]

1-2 attempts for each

[lusty oasis]

finda new game

[lusty oasis]

lmklmk

[potent berry]

surely u hit above saint on DotTS

[placid jungle]

I can get angelic for the ones I have scores on

probably

[lusty oasis]

hey ur kinda good

[placid jungle]

I can't do anything other than switching

[placid skiff]

Ski workin tha rizz

[lusty oasis]

i cant do anything

[lusty oasis]

ima start working u in a minute

wanna vc

[placid jungle]

❓ I'm a minor

[placid skiff]

It’s all I’ve ever asked for

[placid jungle]

you can do ground though

[lusty oasis]

lmao

[placid skiff]

Can’t rn on call with my girl

[lusty oasis]

why are we lying

u know ur gay seer

tell that bitch its my turn

[empty chasm]

she shouldnt even have a turn

[lusty oasis]

if i had my way she wouldnt

[brisk fossil]

The juice is loose rn so I gotta go to the place that sustains my crippling nicotine addiction but I'll be home in an hour or so

[vapid widget]

not vibing on dot ts

btw

[placid skiff]

I like dotts

[lusty oasis]

the juice is loose 😭

the juice is dead gangsta

[brisk fossil]

Its always loose

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TurboToad-turbo-toad-i2eABfJsyCVBFKnR6X

[lusty oasis]

should i join this vc they got going

[naive crag]

Why Matty is bad in csgo?

[placid skiff]

Yes, and spread the ground gospel

[empty chasm]

i got covidcontrolsphere 🤢

[lusty oasis]

im goin for it

[fresh current]

how bad

[empty chasm]

he doesnt have much hrs

[potent berry]

not enough malice in his heart maybe

[naive crag]

I'm iron in Voltaic. And i can kill him easy 10 kills in csgo.

[storm hamlet]

ground gospel

interesting

[idle fjord]

Corvo

You're not still iron

[fresh current]

if you play cs and you aren't 28k+ prem or 3k+ faceit wyd

[empty chasm]

alot more to cs than aim bud

[naive crag]

I watched his twitch stream in csgo.

He wasn't good.

[idle fjord]

I see you too often in these chats

[empty chasm]

my point.........

[fresh current]

aim training doesn't even matter much for cs

[idle fjord]

I mean this convo is kinda moot because Matty iirc just plays games to aim

[lusty oasis]

i lowk wanna make a benchmark dude

[naive crag]

Thanks.

[idle fjord]

Not to interact with being good at the game

[empty chasm]

spray pattern 1# in cs

[lusty oasis]

hey kmn

[idle fjord]

Ski

[lusty oasis]

woof woof woof

[idle fjord]

I can't figure this mf scenario creator out

[fresh current]

why spray when you can onetap

[empty chasm]

goverment name

[lusty oasis]

ive been dming this lxzy guy

hes a terrorist bro

[idle fjord]

I'm not buying you nitro.

[storm hamlet]

rank don't really mean anything man

[lusty oasis]

i have nitro<//3

[fresh current]

why are you leaking my shit

smh

[empty chasm]

anyone that has seen ur pfp can kinda tell.......

[lusty oasis]

i got chudtro this month

[empty chasm]

[lusty oasis]

and goodtro next month

[naive crag]

Everyone started Voltaic get plat or master. Im so bad.

[empty chasm]

blud larping being bad...........

[lusty oasis]

dont worry about everyone else bro

[storm hamlet]

doesn't really matter, you're still in the process of learning

[potent berry]

nah I started iron

[lusty oasis]

some people are born millionaires, doesnt mean you will be poor your whole life because of it

[potent berry]

1k hours and still basically gold

[lusty oasis]

okay block this guy

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/attention-TUSw7trnfeyre

[lusty oasis]

everyone block him now

[fresh current]

emit is a saint in human form this is unbelievable bias

[naive crag]

Thank you.

[potent berry]

what i do wrong

[lusty oasis]

apparently a lot

[undone fiber]

They grow up so fast…

🥹

[potent berry]

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yeah-speed-ishowspeed-D63HGAzG15LQrjBPRE

[clear shuttle]

whats up with the leaderboards?

leaderboards havent updated since i joined

[idle fjord]

Actually

[storm hamlet]

and big

[idle fjord]

@naive crag

Why do I see 0 VODs from you.

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larp-king-looks-at-god-vxyfd6HRFXecmSeEKW

[naive crag]

Don't laugh please. But i want to be grandmaster.

[idle fjord]

I'm not laughing

[empty chasm]

give me attention i want attention

[idle fjord]

You gotta start getting more VODs reviewed

[empty chasm]

complaining does nothing

[naive crag]

What is VODs?

[idle fjord]

Recording of your runs

[idle fjord]

Corvo doesn't even really complain

[naive crag]

How can i do that?

[idle fjord]

He just asks for help a lot vs posting videos

[storm hamlet]

God Of Nulling

[idle fjord]

Download OBS

[empty chasm]

obs

[naive crag]

https://app.voltaic.gg/corvo8882?benchmark=kovaaks_s5&tier=Novice

[idle fjord]

Look into some settings and setup replay buffer

[fiery flume]

why are we hating on this guy

[idle fjord]

We're not

[fresh current]

point a phone to your screen and press record it's easier than setting up obs

[idle fjord]

I thought Corvo was higher ranked because I see buddy trying a lot

[gleaming sand]

how the fuck

VOD is a recording

like

[idle fjord]

https://youtu.be/27EgrutfXR4?si=jGTNDFzaeD3axxTu

[gleaming sand]

use medal or some shit

gg

[fresh current]

medal is ASS

worst app i have ever used

[fresh summit]

fuck medal

[idle fjord]

Set the buffer to like 70 seconds

[naive crag]

I try a lot. but i don't have talent.

[idle fjord]

No talent

[lusty oasis]

i do 3m

[idle fjord]

Only skill

[lusty oasis]

personally

wait kmn ar eu on

:3

wanna hang out bae

imy

did i already ask that

[idle fjord]

Oop

Wrong place

That was supposed to be a text

[gleaming sand]

medal peak..

i pay 20 dollar a month

• donations

and

[idle fjord]

I can't motivate myself to get in PC

[gleaming sand]

being there top users 🥺

[idle fjord]

Static has been crushing my penises

[placid jungle]

yo fuck my chud life bro

[fresh current]

i bet you drink white monster religiously

[idle fjord]

Shit making me so sad

[placid jungle]

another edge and edge

[lusty oasis]

pwweeeeasseeeeeee

[fresh summit]

[placid jungle]

💔

let me have this speed

[fiery flume]

how many do u have bro

[fresh summit]

No nova for u yet

[idle fjord]

Buddy trying to get me to join the VC of doom

[fresh summit]

[idle fjord]

Idk

At least 3?

No

5 on each hand

[lusty oasis]

vouch

[idle fjord]

10?

[fresh current]

im begging you give me back mine

[fresh summit]

10 penises

Which one do you pee from bro

[idle fjord]

None?

[fresh summit]

damn

alien bro

[idle fjord]

Vestigial

[lusty oasis]

get on kmn

[placid jungle]

I'm gonna

go insane.

[idle fjord]

I'll think about

[fresh summit]

woah there dont bust bro

[placid jungle]

please speed.

[idle fjord]

Half of the VCs in here spawn like 30 people

[fresh summit]

keep calm

[placid jungle]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HFrANT4a0AAzFDY.mp4

[maiden coyote]

@placid jungle if it makes u feel better i hit 1270

[placid jungle]

this does not make me feel better

[fresh current]

is that phoebe

[placid jungle]

700 runs btw

700

not including resets

[fresh summit]

do 700 more

[placid jungle]

I want out

[maiden coyote]

thats only 700 minutes man

[potent berry]

700 runs and no nova damn bro

[placid jungle]

I have 90h on this scen

[maiden coyote]

i have 900+ runs on quadshot and hit 1390 so many times

[potent berry]

I would've change my strat up by run 100

😭

[placid jungle]

I had 120h

[fresh current]

i could gm a score im jade at in less than that wtf

[placid jungle]

what strat bro

[undone fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-hammer-gif-3911322786356669758

[upper token]

On wat

[empty chasm]

@idle fjord what anime is that from your pfp on steam?

[placid jungle]

dot

advanced

[upper token]

Arent u nova

[placid jungle]

try dot adv

[maiden coyote]

i would forsure gm pasu before u get nova

[placid jungle]

no

[potent berry]

like change up what I'm doing cuz after 100 runs I haven't reached the rank I'm gunning for

[upper token]

Whats overall

[placid jungle]

unranked

I have only tried dot

[empty chasm]

i wouldnt test kyu ngl

[lusty oasis]

@jagged remnant

wake up

i need u for smt

[fresh current]

have you tried going faster

[empty chasm]

bros mental to stay until they get pb is insaner

[lusty oasis]

or wait

[placid jungle]

speed isn't the issue

it's my pacing

I can pace astra

[maiden coyote]

bro i have 900 quadshot runs for diamond

[lusty oasis]

@royal sluice pls dont kill me for the ping but could u help with making a scenario

[potent berry]

ground scen? 👀

[brisk fossil]

Apricot jam monster labubu

[idle fjord]

Game, Fate/Samurai Remnant

[lusty oasis]

no if i had my way id be pumping out ground scens every day though

[idle fjord]

The avatar is of Saber

[brisk fossil]

Probably gonna taste like straight ass but its all they got in 6mg 😭

[fresh current]

wtf do these words mean

what is an apricot

[placid jungle]

what strat can I possibly change

[potent berry]

lowkey sleep on it

probably best advice I heard from Matty

[placid jungle]

these are dots that don't move

there is no strat

[potent berry]

no like take a break from dotTS

for a bit

ykwim

[mortal horizon]

bro there is no way AI is telling me to use bardpill

[maiden coyote]

DONT TAKE A BREAK

[potent berry]

play other speedTS or whatever

[maiden coyote]

i took a break from static

and now im bad

[potent berry]

fucking hop on Super Hoover Cart Racers or something

[mortal horizon]

queet it

upgrade pc then quit it

wtf

[placid jungle]

why would I do that

I'm 1 target off

[mortal horizon]

paper factory or desk job

desk job >>

i worked in factory when i was 16

its cool for 2 months

but then its xd

also hard i think

[fiery flume]

as someone in a desk job, it’s not much better

[mortal horizon]

bor it is

[fiery flume]

the grass is always greener

[mortal horizon]

ppl say its boring but you can just wake up for 3 hours then do your job

[fiery flume]

I’m not sure what you mean

[mortal horizon]

procrastination

[fiery flume]

wouldn’t that be more to do with your shift times than your work

[potent berry]

The best job is the one u enjoy

[mortal horizon]

the way is train kovaak to click excel faster so you have free time

lol

[fiery flume]

the vast majority of desk jobs include calls

[mortal horizon]

thats the most fun part

[fiery flume]

for which you’d be unlikely to do anything else during

[fresh current]

a job you enjoy

that's a thing?

[jagged remnant]

Wuut

[fiery flume]

relatable

[potent berry]

yeah

[lusty oasis]

JOIN VC

[jagged remnant]

What is it

You can tell me cuh

[lusty oasis]

idk how to explain it

[jagged remnant]

Is that so?

[clear shuttle]

are leaderboards never going to update? ive been jade the last few days and nothing has updated at all

[fiery flume]

use evxl

[lusty oasis]

i want make scenario

[jagged remnant]

Oh right. That thing

[mortal horizon]

@fiery flume i got my master up so you dont flame me for jade

[clear shuttle]

what that idk wht that is

[mortal horizon]

:/

[fiery flume]

good boy

[mortal horizon]

xaxa

[lusty oasis]

thank u

[mortal horizon]

i like the rb

[fiery flume]

https://evxl.app

[clear shuttle]

preesh big bro

ill give you a hug later

[fiery flume]

I don’t take hugs from j*des

[ancient osprey]

i like my job it dknt even feel like work

[fiery flume]

nah I’m playing

[clear shuttle]

dont worry ive only been on this for like a week, just built a pc after like 3 years of not playing

[fresh current]

what do you do

[clear shuttle]

ill be back up to astra trust

then youll be huggin me broski

[ancient osprey]

17 euro an hours to drive car around with my friends in the car

too deliber food :D

[fresh current]

so you're the getaway driver for drive by's?

[fresh current]

oh

that's neat

17 euros an hour with these gas prices

[fiery flume]

drive bys but they deliver calories instead of lead

[fresh current]

that can not be ideal

[ancient osprey]

electric car

[potent berry]

R u even a flip?

[fresh current]

fair

[candid hinge]

Vt floating heads Viscose Easier isn’t saving my score on viscose v2 benchmark

[potent berry]

[undone fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356061197052674178/1404213506286424104/attachment-12.gif

[potent berry]

nvm yuka dw about it

[fresh current]

last time i went to jollibee my burger was RAW

[potent berry]

its because u not pure of heart

sadly

[ancient osprey]

ye its a fun way to spend time sitting at home for months waiting for uni was getting omega boring + you get to enter alot of buildings which is cool imo

[potent berry]

the food knows

[ancient osprey]

like you never see like a bigg ass tower and wonder how it is inside

[fallen slate]

5:30 I am just now waking up

[fresh summit]

Jollibee tuna pie is nice icl

[fallen slate]

GG's

[ancient osprey]

or some company building

[fresh summit]

i did not sleep bro

[potent berry]

tuna what

[fresh summit]

Im gonna die

[fresh summit]

yea

[fresh current]

i don't fw elevators not for me

[potent berry]

wait that actually sounds gas

[fresh summit]

it is

[fiery flume]

do they make you take the food up to people’s floors or do you leave them with the receptionist

[fresh current]

asking the right questions

[ancient osprey]

bro today i had a elevator that i had too control

[sour totem]

Yes the fuck you can

[ancient osprey]

usually i can bring it to too top except like high tier hotels

[sour totem]

Go do it right now in fact

[fresh current]

you can do propaganda shoots for the IDF

[ancient osprey]

had a like joystick for up and down first time ive seen thst ever

[sour totem]

yk what I hate

Those old asf elevators

[fiery flume]

everything

[fresh current]

even me?

[sour totem]

I cannot trust those old style elevators

[fiery flume]

jade hates all equally

I think

[mortal horizon]

yo whats butter??
viscose 2 bench or VT s5 advanced?

[sour totem]

I don't hate anyone

This is slanderous

[fresh current]

worst case scenario it falls

[fiery flume]

worst case scenario you fucking die

[potent berry]

why isn't jade banned

mods preferential treament

[fresh summit]

@tough stirrup @cerulean walrus clip from scrims

[fresh current]

but you don't have to go to work the next day

[sour totem]

y r u scrimming

[cerulean walrus]

W rank 1

[fresh summit]

i play for my school

[fresh summit]

nuh uh

[cerulean walrus]

Yes

[sour totem]

what elo is this

[fiery flume]

okay true

[sour totem]

It looks shit

[fresh summit]

iron

[fiery flume]

that’s not very nice jade

[fresh summit]

Thats private bro

[sour totem]

No one answers anything anymore

[fiery flume]

I’m sure they’re trying their best

[sour totem]

I ask a question get bs

[cerulean walrus]

Private not rqnk 1

[fiery flume]

he told you it’s iron

[mortal horizon]

insta crouch 💀

[sour totem]

Always

Tap crouch

= win fight

[fresh summit]

Tap crouch is op bro

Wym

[mortal horizon]

just rb

[placid jungle]

this comment makes me think you're <dia

[fresh summit]

[mortal horizon]

im 30lvl in valo bro

[sour totem]

HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS LOW RANK FROM ONE OPINION!!

[cerulean walrus]

Me n prvt in our prime were so tuff we went 17-0 when we first duoed

[fresh summit]

w uncles

🔥

[cerulean walrus]

Kyu is legit a pro player dawg

[cerulean walrus]

Yep

[fresh summit]

Yeah

3 world champs won

btw

[mortal horizon]

nah fr i dont have clue how to play val

[sour totem]

No reading comprehension

😔

[mortal horizon]

do ppl use crouch in high elo?

[sour totem]

It's abused as much as possible

Shits op

[cerulean walrus]

No?

[fresh summit]

Look at primmie bro

[sour totem]

nah

[fresh summit]

Dude abuses it to the max

[sour totem]

look at anyone bro

They all abuse it

[fresh summit]

He does it best though icl

[mortal horizon]

but on phantom only or vandal also?

[cerulean walrus]

What about me

[candid hinge]

Really?

[cerulean walrus]

[fresh current]

so the meta is to shoot neck height instead?

[fresh summit]

u tuff

i think

[sour totem]

What

[fresh summit]

🫡

[sour totem]

on any gun man

[cerulean walrus]

Ye ( just not this one this one we have here is a fake :/)

[fresh current]

shoot neck height and when they tap crouch their head will be right on your crosshair ezpz

[sour totem]

last I check you always go neg..

[mortal horizon]

ill try it tommorow in rnkd

[fresh summit]

sadge

[sour totem]

Just

[cerulean walrus]

Im pos kd this season

[sour totem]

Move mouse down slightly with fingers

[maiden coyote]

crouching is good when used correctly and not as a crutch to body spray

[sour totem]

Crouching is good when you're good

[brisk fossil]

it's the ball bearing assembly that allows a modern zero-point turn riding lawn mower blade to spin

[fresh current]

solid argument

[sour totem]

Holy shit

Proud of you

[mortal horizon]

but they use crouch for crosshair movement no?

like in cs

[sour totem]

For crosshair movement?

[fresh current]

sounds delicious

[sour totem]

No bruh

They crouch to offset where their head is

[candid hinge]

Bro the benchmark won’t record my score 😭

[sour totem]

It's to be a lil more evasive

[maiden coyote]

it causes enemies to have to readjust

if they are aiming head level

[fresh summit]

Crouch strafes are very broken

[mortal horizon]

crucial

[sour totem]

Idk what happened but like

everyone got insane at val

Anytime I peak now it's insta one tap

[candid hinge]

No casual players

[fresh summit]

suddenly everyone got movement and aim now

Wo cao

[fresh current]

even golds got aim in 2026

[maiden coyote]

i quit val for a few months and i legit cant get back into it

id rather play cs now

[sour totem]

Genuinely insane though

It's only in dms

The mfers still cannot aim in real games

[fresh current]

hahaha rs

[sour totem]

Go into a dm

I'm playing against prime tenz's

[maiden coyote]

im a dm demon

[cyan mantle]

how does this look?

[fresh current]

im the opposite

i can't hit jack in dm

[sour totem]

dms just piss me off more than anything

[fiery flume]

why would you hit jack

[sour totem]

I lowkey don't even get good prac in them

[fiery flume]

poor guy

[sour totem]

I'm just doing 5 360's

Aim diffing

or dying off spawn holds

[fresh current]

he fucked my wife

[fresh summit]

dm spawns r DOGSHIT

and pussies everywhere

[maiden coyote]

play dms like donk

just hold and do 360s

[brisk ibex]

on amphetamines?

oh

[fiery flume]

dominick would have loved this chat…

[brisk ibex]

that makes sense

[fresh summit]

Yeah...

[maiden coyote]

dom cant even play val

[fresh current]

the last time i was here he had JUST been unmuted wtf did he do now

[fiery flume]

bro he got banned

like 2 weeks ago

[brisk ibex]

who and why

[fresh current]

i haven't tuned in in a bit

[fiery flume]

dominick and many reasons

[brisk ibex]

i hope they get well soon

[fresh summit]

dominick won't ever be forgotten icl

[fiery flume]

me too

[fresh current]

dominick tren zalg

all the greats getting banned

[storm hamlet]

fucking love clicking man

[lusty oasis]

shoutout zalg

w larps

[fresh current]

W

[fresh summit]

W

[lusty oasis]

chat how old is matty

like 24 or smt

[fresh summit]

22 idk

[fiery flume]

one of my fav screenshots of all time

[fresh summit]

23

Somewhere around there

[maiden coyote]

new out of map tech

[fresh current]

did you talk to her about the larping situation i haven't dm'd her in months

[mortal horizon]

okay i checked the crouch tech, but it look like viable in diamond+ no? cuz those sova odin monkeys will aim torso anyway xaxaxax

[lusty oasis]

nah i dont bring it up tbh LMFAOOO

i just like

check in on her every now and then

[fresh current]

yall keep up?

ah

[lusty oasis]

ask if shes okay n shit

[fresh current]

she isn't one to dm first

[lusty oasis]

not usually

sometimes

[fresh current]

at least not in my case ig

[lusty oasis]

i dont think she likes the aim comm

[agile lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391902016363827271/1482496993648705759/attachment.gif

[lusty oasis]

or like

anything to do w it

[fresh current]

she liked to troll in here

[fresh summit]

no more dom bro

[fiery flume]

god this game turned into such a cancer fest

[fresh current]

unfortunate

[vapid widget]

FREEE DOMM

[fresh summit]

💔

[lusty oasis]

yeah

[fresh summit]

DOMINICK

what does Dominick sprite even do

[fiery flume]

rage

[maiden coyote]

it was so good

[fresh current]

dm'ing people first most of the time feels intrusive

[fresh summit]

I swear he broke his setup after the ban

[fresh current]

or maybe im autistic

[fresh summit]

LMFAOO

[fiery flume]

nope he kept playing valorant

[fresh summit]

gg

[maiden coyote]

is he banned permanently?

[fresh summit]

more rage

[fiery flume]

yes

[fresh summit]

Yea

[maiden coyote]

oh no

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391902016363827271/1487222135687614574/attachment.gif

[lusty oasis]

this is a hypocritical way of thinking

[fresh current]

was dominick like a kid or a grown ass person

[vapid widget]

I thoguht it was 6 motnhs

[lusty oasis]

bc

[fresh summit]

his neighbors probably cant stand his raging bro

[fiery flume]

kid

[lusty oasis]

then no one would ever dm each other

[fresh summit]

kid bro

like 16

[lusty oasis]

if u were both feeling that way neither of you would ever reach out to the other and no one would ever talk to anyone

[fiery flume]

finally peace and quiet

[fresh current]

nah i mean if i dm someone first 3-4 times back to back ill simply see if they'll return the favor and if not i come to the conclusion they don't want to talk to me

[lusty oasis]

this is a bad way of thinking tbh

i get why u think that way but like

like u said it dfeels intrusiv or wtv a lot of ppl just dont like to reach out to other ppl

[maiden coyote]

@fiery flume how is smoothbot going

[lusty oasis]

some ppl are like anxious ab being the one to msg first

or just forget or whatever like

[fresh current]

if you care about someone you'll reach out to them at least occasionally

[lusty oasis]

yeah thats fair

but

if you dont like someone, wouldnt you let them know

[fresh current]

not really?

i mean i really have to hate their guts

otherwise no

[empty chasm]

i care for people i dont reach out too

[fresh summit]

next rngdle roll in 2 hours

[fiery flume]

I’m not playing anything

[fresh summit]

im gonna pray

[fiery flume]

not rn

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-leaf-peaceful-1AE8LbiGWJHjXXjEU7

[fiery flume]

I got to rank 45 on smoothbot easier

[maiden coyote]

i cant track pills good

only spheres

[fresh current]

i get that but anxious or not if you care about someone you'll dm them eventually, my friends list is filled to the brim with people i stopped dm'ing first and never talked to again

[maiden coyote]

ima try easier

[clear shuttle]

how much does vdim actually even help on some real shit, ive just been spamming harder benchmarks

[fiery flume]

harder benchmarks is much more beneficial than vdim

[sour totem]

No

[clear shuttle]

thats what i thought, even if the harder benchmarks dont help too too much, just using the kovaaks editor and making targets smaller or deleting targets it justs better translates but i guess vdim is better for overall aim training purposes

[sour totem]

If you don't like someone you don't go out of your way to say "I don't like you"

you just

don't fuck with them

[lusty oasis]

i suppoose

[maiden coyote]

smoothbot is a legit nightmare for me

[fiery flume]

I hate you @sour totem

[lusty oasis]

this would entail like

[fiery flume]

you make me sick

[fiery flume]

and angry

[maiden coyote]

i use the corner of my mousepad and have to reset so much i might go 10cm

[lusty oasis]

unadding them

[fiery flume]

and depressed

[lusty oasis]

or like

[sour totem]

Cause I'm better hotter and funnier?

[lusty oasis]

not replying ever

[sour totem]

No reason to if you don't even talk

[fiery flume]

no because you made me do those diamond pushups

[clear shuttle]

recon phantom is such aim bot, feels like it doesnt have the same aim punch as normal phantom

[gloomy flume]

Its so good

Most used vct phantom for a reason

[lusty oasis]

you just want to disagree w me bro did u read anything we said 😭

[sour totem]

No

[fresh current]

also imo not dm'ing someone who did dm you on multiple occasions and acting like they don't exist in on par with saying you don't like them without directly doing so

[sour totem]

I'm telling you rn though if I don't like someone

and we don't talk

and I had them added before cause we did talk

I do not care to go an manually unadd them

[lusty oasis]

i mean yeah if they straight up ignore u

[agile lily]

What game is this

[lusty oasis]

so youre just lazy

[gloomy flume]

Marvel rivals

[lusty oasis]

if i dont like someone im not having them added

[fresh current]

not dm'ing first ever is the same as ignoring you

[maiden coyote]

dont start another addiction

[agile lily]

Real?

[sour totem]

It's not worth the effort

[lusty oasis]

not really

[sour totem]

I don't care about them anymore

Why does it matter if I do anything

[lusty oasis]

: yes

[clear shuttle]

yeah punisher gun skin

lmao

[fiery flume]

jade is a true stoic

🧘🏻‍♂️

[lusty oasis]

i have friends who i never dm first but that doesnt mean i dont like them or that im ignoring them

[sour totem]

yes it fucking does

????

Just dm them first it isn't hard

[fresh current]

in my eyes it does

[lusty oasis]

i have no reason to

[fresh current]

my que to stop "bothering" someone is exactly that

[lusty oasis]

they speak to me when they want to

its never been a problem

[sour totem]

It's just lame from you

Carry some weight at least

[lusty oasis]

no it isnt

[sour totem]

Yes it is

[lusty oasis]

if they didnt like it they would say something

its been 5+ years

[sour totem]

No

they wouldn't

[lusty oasis]

i dont think they give a shit bro

[sour totem]

Mfer no one communicates

[kind glade]

are there clean people here

[lusty oasis]

u dont know my friends

[sour totem]

We should know this by now

I know people

[lusty oasis]

u do not know my friends

[sour totem]

and I know people don't communicate

[lusty oasis]

no

im yucky and gross

[sour totem]

Everyone here is on drugs snow

[kind glade]

i wouldnt be surprised

[fresh current]

im not

[lusty oasis]

oh drugs clean

no

probably not

[kind glade]

No

i need some opinions

[lusty oasis]

the only ones are ppl that have never done drugs

on

[kind glade]

electric or manual razors

[lusty oasis]

manual better imo

[fresh current]

to shave your ballsack?

[lusty oasis]

cleaner shave

[kind glade]

?

Sure bro

[lusty oasis]

for face manual imoo

[sour totem]

I don't trust an electric shaver

[kind glade]

Me neither i was just wondering if its more convinient

[fresh current]

i don't trust any razors

[lusty oasis]

if youre scared like jade manual all round

[fresh current]

i don't shave

[lusty oasis]

its easier and quicker yes

electric^

[kind glade]

How is eletric more efficient than me

[sour totem]

motherfucker it barely takes anytime in the first place

[lusty oasis]

but its not as like close of a shave

[kind glade]

I am 150iq strong individual.

[gleaming sand]

manual

[kind glade]

The machine cannot best me

[gleaming sand]

electric razors never give me the smooth femboy legs

[idle fjord]

Jade

[gleaming sand]

🥺

[lusty oasis]

its just quicker bc u dont have to like get out the shaving cream n shit

[idle fjord]

@sour totem

Static man

I want to ask you a question

[lusty oasis]

just mow the lawn and move on

[idle fjord]

👉 👈

[gleaming sand]

LMAOO

[sour totem]

I hate you

ask the question

[lusty oasis]

shit takes like 30 seconds

[idle fjord]

You hate me?

No

[gleaming sand]

shaving what?

[idle fjord]

Let's unpack that first.

[sour totem]

Ask

the

[gleaming sand]

the face?

[sour totem]

fucking question

Yes the face

[fresh current]

when i used to shave it took 10 minutes wtf

[kind glade]

?

30 second shaves

[sour totem]

Why would we be talking about shaving anything else

[kind glade]

jit grows no hair

[lusty oasis]

if u manual razor yeah

[sour totem]

?

[kind glade]

10 mins is legit

[sour totem]

It does NOT take that long

A few minutes max

[idle fjord]

How flick good

[kind glade]

Nah if u do fully body shave I get it

[idle fjord]

Sometimes it does

[maiden coyote]

i do not like

[sour totem]

@fallen slate how track good

[lusty oasis]

bro are u shaving ur whole body every time u shave or are u just hairy as fuck

[kind glade]

and u try to be hella clean

[fresh current]

i have ocd i stop when i can not spot even a single hair follicle anywhere

[kind glade]

The former

[idle fjord]

I'm being so serious

[kind glade]

minus mustache

[sour totem]

I am too

[kind glade]

cause i cant grow one

[idle fjord]

I legit don't understand mouse flicks

[lusty oasis]

im talking like full beard/stache

[kind glade]

so i look like a bitch if i dont

[lusty oasis]

30 secs

[sour totem]

You don't understand how to move hand fast?

?

[idle fjord]

No

[brisk fossil]

ive never seen a mouse flick before either

[idle fjord]

I just be dragging my mouse

[clear trench]

fatty

[brisk fossil]

usually they just eat cheese and shit

[clear trench]

Tired

[maiden coyote]

i like no tension flicks

[sour totem]

Dude

just move hand fast

[lusty oasis]

if im doing everything then yeah it takes like 10m

[idle fjord]

But like

[lusty oasis]

but like

YOO

[idle fjord]

I don't deaccelerate

[lusty oasis]

my brother just another me

[sour totem]

wdym you don't decelerate

[kind glade]

well

[idle fjord]

I be flying STRAIGHT past the bots

[fresh current]

why would you do everything

[kind glade]

im asian

[lusty oasis]

femboy

[idle fjord]

I'm all gas, no brakes

[fresh current]

oh right

[kind glade]

so i only grow hairs in main cats

no sub cat.

[sour totem]

You shouldn'tneed to brake dawg

the pad should do most of it for you

[lusty oasis]

all gas

[sour totem]

That aside

[lusty oasis]

ye

[sour totem]

Idfk how to help you

I'm not a static coach

[lusty oasis]

ive been on kvk for like an hour

[sour totem]

If you can move hand fast you can flick

[lusty oasis]

and ive played 1 scen

[idle fjord]

You know a lot tho

[lusty oasis]

im fucking bored as shit dude

[sour totem]

No

[kind glade]

yo

[sour totem]

I don't

[kind glade]

why is this whole chat

[idle fjord]

You're smart as shit

[kind glade]

femboys

[lusty oasis]

im so sad that im getting bored of kvk

[kind glade]

Jade

[idle fjord]

femboy aim trainer

[sour totem]

I promise you I don't know shit about how to get better at static from a ground level anymore

[lusty oasis]

it is literally just me dude

[kind glade]

Jade.

[fresh current]

i haven't shaved in months im growing this bitch till i look straight out of an ISIS documentary

[sour totem]

Just flick as fast as you can

and micro-correct

[lusty oasis]

im one of the like 3 femboys that ever talks here

[idle fjord]

work from the sky level, im sure advanced learning would also get me good

[idle fjord]

im not a femboy

[sour totem]

Brother you can't even flick

[idle fjord]

I'm a whole ass bear

I trust you

[lusty oasis]

dude

[sour totem]

and the sky level is just getting better at the ground level

[lavish kettle]

guys help 💔

[lusty oasis]

the one scen i played

was fucking static

sickeningly

[lavish kettle]

my kovaaks keeps crashing on start up

[kind glade]

Ya but ur a bitch still

[lavish kettle]

💔

[idle fjord]

TF EVERYONE HATE ME FOR

[sour totem]

What

[fresh current]

i don't ❤️

[lusty oasis]

snow u are so evil now

u used to be so kind

what happened

[sour totem]

Anyways just bardpill until it's ingrained in you

Then work on making it more fluid

[kind glade]

jit

i havent been kind

since i was like 15

[fresh current]

so last year

[sour totem]

then just do it all faster

[lusty oasis]

you were kind to me at one point in time

[sour totem]

then repeat

[lusty oasis]

you have become so evil

[kind glade]

That means i just didnt know how annoying u were yet

[fresh current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874125680420470814/1413752502859595807/evil.gif

[lusty oasis]

i dont think ur any different to me

just u seem to hate everyone

we never really interact w each other

[fresh current]

snow likes me

[idle fjord]

see

ty

[lusty oasis]

i dont think ive ever seen snow being like nice or even neutral w anyone other than like

[kind glade]

bro the only person

im nice to here

is

purrkourcar

[lusty oasis]

the deadlock players

[kind glade]

t

the deadlock players

worst game of all time btw

[placid jungle]

hey snow

did you miss me

[kind glade]

shut up

[lusty oasis]

yeah arent u friends with them

[kind glade]

No they are friends with me

[lusty oasis]

okay bro

[kind glade]

I mean sure

who are they

[lusty oasis]

holy aura

[kind glade]

i cant even see my name

[fresh current]

white mode???