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i know πi'm all chud now i need someone to get me nitro again
XD
"i'm stinky"
im not a petite femboy
π§π»ββοΈ
yes sensei
leapstrafe any fun? or skip
I will return in 10 days to report.
skip
leapstrafes piss easy
play plink
got it in liek 10 min
p fun to me
aw shit did they nerf plink plaza easy lavender
70 scores away ok bro
im too lazy to grind π€
i would not
gulp
I cannot believe that
good evening spuwunman
Good afternoon ski baller
sadly
we are NOT ballin
nitro ran out i look like a chud
chill on me grandma
come on manπ
have you heard about virtual credit cards
revolut, zen
i mean either way
i have 0 payment info of any type ever connected to this acc
i don't even think i have a phone number on this bihh
Imagine not having nitro
Geegee
Gimme the mf uh
LMAO
...
who don't got nitro
BRUHNION
RAAAHHH
shoutout barking 4 nitro
nah only 3
Trading labubu for nitro
I gave my supporter and all I got was SCAMMED
Yeah i bought him poverty nitro for $3
πππ
Hopefully now I have good enough karma to get plat comp tonight
plat overall but forever gold complete since u gave me poverty nitro
Recession hitting bad
you have to get good and then remove it
I wish I could get iron complete rank
gold complete to unknown demon pipeline
all our food keeps blowing up
Riff Raff would be an air player
Stuck in static chud hell for weeks release me god I am not a bad person π
1w50ts
chill on goatbert
okay im sorry
Chill on bert
that's big b
i deeply apologize
gilbonzo
ezikiel
they dont know Gilbert gottfried and it shows
shoutout goat
he was the guy that talked a little funny right
My name sends fear into EFT:Arena players soul
comedian actor. yes
gilbert gottfried is such a tuff name tho lowk
He had some great stand up
yeah real
Easily in my top 10
she hmmm on my umm till i uhhh
is he popular outside US?
probably
Immensely
he was pretty big
His voice is a one in a billion
he had been doing that shit forever too
The aristocrats
iago from aladin
They gotta recreate ground labubu in a lab
Shoutout spoonman
Hello gamer
they already made me in a lab
i am quite a happy fella
okay so im just uncultured
you'd know if u listened to him probably
Jarvis culture this man
maybe if u saw him
idk if u know what he looks like but if u showed me him id be like yeah that's the big GG
I wonder if there's some Chinese influencer that we are all unaware of that is the goat of film over there
100%
They Chollywood right
1 billion ppl in china btw
Thats what I'm sayin
@hushed patrol chocked silk twice on leap
Dm
Does it even make a difference
We got 34 million in Canada and it feels like too much
Nevermind it's 41 wtf
Am I bricked
π
Where do the billion even go like damn
yo sup chat
Have 360 million people in the US but it feels lonely 
Explain that, current standing president.
hop on pasuj
dude and they're fucking
all on the border of the great lakes and that's IT
u guys are basically just americans
nobody actually lives in canada
Annex us if we're so similar 
easily
dudes name is deadass final fantasy gilbert
Theres basicslly no difference ive seen Canadian highways
wait until u see the rest of "their" country
(OUR country)
spoon do they got u working
Always
π
guys should i tight grip my mouse? i recently started kovaaks and compared to when im on val or cs2 where i hold it very relaxed i tight grip it in kovaaks
Nuh uh
Gm pasu by the end of this month
After we lg
Grip how you like that doesn't fatigue or harm yourself
do they got u working big G
what are your guys rank on irl relationships doc?
what
I grab it like a bird, firm enough to not kill the bird
πππ
Just hold the lil birdie π
knowing how u grip ur mouse
i did 2 training in kovaaks and my arm is dead but the accuracy was good
i'm fucking crying
i think i have a death grip on it
that means ur death gripping the fuck out of it
Fatigue not good
I could play for like 6 hours before my arm feels dead
same
alr i wont kill the bird
I have finger imprints on my mouse 1
Play for longevity
sens? im using 1600 dpi and on val 0.065
where his finger sits
It's like a month old too π
gilbert did u see my q
how tight do u grip it holy
Prob bronze
Rock climber so maybe a little tight π
my old mouse m1 switch died because I was always gripping too hard hence the hard clicking I literally clicked with m5 for 2 years
For val I play 3200dpi 0.126 - 0.2 (32cm-20cm)
Kovaaks I'll play as low as 20 and high as 50
My old mouse almost crumbled like feta once
how in the FUCK
However sens doesn't matter
Genuinely what is wrong with you

I was too busy queuing faceit to buy a new mouse
should i use the same sens i use on valorant? although kovaaks is easier with higher sens
plus I loved that mouse it was special
are u even good
YIPPEEE
It really doesn't matter:P
what do you think man I used m5 as my m1 bind for 2 years
ofc I'm bad
however
i'd rather be a shitter than a liar
why doesnt it matter?
this I'm worse at this
can't be anything these days
so I have a question for you guys
get hate for doing everything
Hi I'm anything
sens dont matter!
its a tool
just use what you prefer for whatever task youre doing
change it up
gg jarlington spawned
jarlington the 3rd
shut up and listen
You can do anything on any sensitivity for one, and it's just overall mouse control you practice and use. You don't get used to just one sensitivity in particular - doesn't work like that
The aim sxienctist
he is powerful
man
Hai @sullen lance
alr
there are many cases of top proficient aimers hitting insane scores on things that make you think its not possible, for example, clover 24cm static celestial
and thats just one example
There's legit a guy that's been mad at me for like 10+h I didn't even talk to him
Best sens in game is 125cm/360
But he lwk an npc has 0 personality
not taking into consideration alot of other players who do absurd stuff
even on 100cm+ like jasper
ect
sounds like auka
might be worse
Clover is him
hai haii
hes my goat π
Especially in apex legends
i got coffee
I hit gm finally 
Lowkey 3 hours sleep might be the secret to aimtrain
I searched his chat history and lwk felt sad for him
im new gen but when i saw clover for the first time he was already retired...
where is this
jarlington is sleeping a myth
i was like "wait.. this shit is possible"
Look at this session @sullen lance
i've never actually seen clover
Soujaash my beloved teach me the 16cm crc ways
ooo
i spoke to him one time and he was rly fucking rude
probably the most important part
10000000%
your brain consolidates motor patterns during sleep
during waking the pattern consolidation is very fragile
Sleep is probably the most important thing for your health in general
sleeping, and sleeping well, having a good REM cycle, creates improvement more rapidly than anything else
Funny animal
I sleep like 3 hours on week days maybe that's why I get such a skill boost on weekends
even abusing shit like adderall or anything
blehhh :p
sleeping correctly is most important
3-5 hours is enough right π
no
you should strive to sleep at the same time each day consistently as best you can and rest 7-8hrs
this can be hard
but what matters is getting real sleep
I sleep at 5am all the time
I cannot sleep more than 2 hours at a time without waking up
Sleeping well is harder than Astra comp
You gotta get real deep
So I never get rem sleep
but sleeping well makes u get astra comp easier... 
I just gotta improve on some raw Gilbert shi
Maybe
Are u human once u hit Astra comp
Like
uhhhhhhhhh
supplements
Only once you hit
and excersise
Frogtagon and popcorn Astra??? Inhumane
okayu but the winner gets everything
and u wonder why ur dogshit
tru
second being exercising
holy i cant stop deathgripping my mouse helpπ
ill play on ur acc aech
ill mow down torex in lg
Idk anything about them but it's a lotta π°
does he know?
hmm
fortnite boy gg
egg method
i dont think ive ever played vs him
im trained in the art of faye
go shadowbox the bots with an egg in your hand
set shoot button to spacebar for a few runs. stop caring about the score, realease allll your tension, take all your adjustments smoothly and carefully and learn just how much mouse movement is needed for the task at hand, no extra, no less
slur
ez method
im giving u free sauce
alr thanks
g,0g
Oh ur diamond now?
whats the egg method too tho?
Big pimpin
yo jarly how much do u curl
egg method is just never hold the mouse harder than youd hold an egg
David g,0gins
Well I'm diamond comp so
g,0g
More aurs
idk
than*
@placid jungle am i tuff bro
like 1 rep max?
ye
or like consistently
ban him
kinda embarrassing
@humble pilot can u give the diamond comp role instead of diamond I look like a chud
to have ur age
alright bastard
did u go to school?
literally the message you replied to
Si
go grab a REAL EGG
Nice.
I'm about to become red
and pretend to aim with it
You don't wanna see me angry
i think ive 1rep maxed like 100lb but like thats shitty and i get scared ill tear something
i usually curl 45s for reps or 50s
@humble pilot can u gift me nitro while ur at it thanks boss
nah i just meant wdym shadowbox with an egg dude IconSecret
thats it tho
@weary crystal vestibule x vt when?
Kyle Crane
pretend to aim at the targets
with egg
don't break the fucking egg
im telling u bro
I saw cloudii at the limp bizkit concert
bro i get scared of curl excersises because i saw a friend tear their bicep in front of me once
doing spider curls
how much kg π
terrible sight to behold
That one clip of the guy online who tore his bicep doing preacher curls
tough luck
sorry
Overhead skull crushers 125lb
top 3 usernames of all time
@next copper fucking hell g ur right
can we ban snow
Zen aim is the way
Oh shit is that the jade rank in ur name dude
You're so good
i am water
Jarold π
yeah
45m???
4rk bestowed this title
yeah
to me..
See I only have plat
you need to build up to that
How caked up are you
I'm blue
whatd i do
uhh
Talk
yes
aech is my puppy
??????
gg
???????
aech is that true
we don't fear you snow
Damn
we all don't fear you
i fear an angry salzi
Advanced players only chat
I fear him actually! π€
Real
Platchuds inherit the earth
2020 salzi
When are u becoming blue
ggs
Jit aint even know this version himself

It's better rage bait than gold
Never im keeping gold forever
Protip If you alt you can ragebait anybody ever
im keeping this green
i found out today
4rk has blessed me
fuck bro i forgot i lost my cfgs on quake
shit
@stuck drum do you know anyone with quake cfgs
Quake takes another victim
nah seriously tho @sterile badge when i started i only did like level 8 for 10 mins, then the next day 15 mins, then i did 15 mins stairmaster for like 4-6 days, then i moved onto 30 mins, did that for about 2 weeks, then i started doing 45mins
you play quake?
and 45 mins is perfect
u get a runners high typa feel
and after u feel sooooo good
i just thought aech played tac
thanks for cfg
Why is it so dead tho
not finding the right server
People bad
hits like crack
stfu
Literally skill issues
Runners high top 3 oat feels
aiming while moving is fun
There's 2 NA servers
Private is for actual turbovirgins
there's people in paris too
ah oka oka
I think if quake had 5 million players I'd like it
but that ain't ever happened or ever will
i need u to put me on with a good quake cfg
@supple pier when we were playing aim beast arena it literally didnt sound like you were having fun LOL
Am I good yet
No I didn't
HEY faye.cfg is goated
I could figure it out
i forgot fraimworkk gave me a cfg a long while back
hold
@stuck drum
@idle kelp
Yes, this is true!
why
yes
Pickle
i sent
ts ahh
thanks for cfg aech
you'll get used to it bubba
chudbert
?
Quake players will have 3000 hours and call you a smurf loser when you beat them on 10
Never playing lg again
Oh smoothbot pauer glider elite hard please hold me β€οΈ
yuck bro
elite hard
dear god
jesus christ
holy mental illness
In the future everybody plays LDDH LG56 aimgod with 92% accuracy for 1 hour at a time
id rather play lddh
or farm you for 30 minutes and then say i'm bored and hop on deadlock
Spaghetti wouldn't make me the scen I wanted
i don't blame him
@jagged remnant
thank you
or teach you and become friends with them
smoothtwinking ferret does NOT need a scenario
ive never had a bad experience on quake
@lusty oasis
literally everything i asked mf said no that's not necessary just play the game
You asked me to make you a scenario?
lddh lg56 aimgod
Yes
LMFOAOAOAOAOOA
limfow
holy egoed
What scenario
@spiral panther
Smoothbot pauer glider elite hard blink fast strafes
Is it doable
I've only had people gatekeep the game and call me the n word over vc since I bought it
it's just lddh lg56 aimgod
LOL???
False
pretty much
deadass
slow it down
go timescale it to like 70%
it's what u want
I'll make it when I get home
variant that bihh
Ur not ready
maybe
All because they looked at my steam and saw 10 hours in the game btw
Gonna learn how to make scens just to create my masterpiece
it's pretty easy
I made one you should try
fuckin spaghetti figured out how
gg
I made a hybrid elite pasu LDDH
You gotta LDDH but instead of tracking it's clicking it
are u deadass
i hope something bad happens to you.
Ive hit the bot before btw
π
Its just a little hard π
just once?
i forgot auka got banned
They called me the n word
good riddance
π
π₯Ί I'm gonna get called the mean thing again?
I wanna 1v1 him
like "@ski ur shit" out of nowhere every single day
That sounds fire
i didn't even talk to the guy
π oh
yeah he's buns
he would fs
π
is it normal to be bottom 5% when starting out aim training?
yeah
!voice-ban @potent notch
@lusty oasis, you banned @potent notch from this temporary voice channel.
@floral spindle can u tell that guy to stop being annoying
@floral spindle
i think he ai
look his bio
@floral spindle
@floral spindle
@floral spindle
@floral spindle
@floral spindle
@floral spindle
another day, another painful ground session
astra comp
another day another victory for the ogs taking down the sweats the imposter is among us
ah
so pasu will be the first after I get astra comp as it will be the first celestial from the top
hewas just spam joining the vc
thats why i @ sib
but yeah i think ai asw
how close are you
wait ground
YOURE STILL ON GROUND
or have you not been playing
I hate ground
whos dis
lex
what do you think about stretched res guys
where
me
in games like valorant
I am, I'm locked in on staying below GM Static until I hit Nova
You got this bardoz, don't give up!
it only stretches the UI
unless you are doing the true stretched stuff
They shall know fear
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I made a feature suggestion in the kovaaks server can anyone vouch
Itβs about improving playlist creation
vouch
@barren hull the frogs are winning
Oh wow ur so close aswell
i mean the true stretch\
but i think it doesnt actually help with aiming
placebo
What do you guys prefer: viscose benchmarks or voltaic
Why did I come back to 50 tags
Wowie
hi
Raw milk is so op for smoothness
Bro I deadass pbed on snake track after drinking 12oz of raw milk
Cooked even doe its raw
Like straight from the udder?
Bruh I aint a baby cow
Ok homelander
i want raw milk now π
the game is rigged for them its nature
How are u supposed to play TAF?
there's this blinking dot and a static dot
I can't figure out
@floral spindle heres my silk controlsphere vod that you asked for
im legit
doing
the same thing
LMAO
whys it so pink
yo sib
Hi Wozz
hi guilder
Hi Sibs
why is it so black
eloooooooo
cornball bro
eat my ass
LOCK IN
i forgot to turn the lights on
my webcam were barely visable
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WELL
I only use the clover static only
lowkey
s-mattyow
Q: sens keyboard mice table chair posture grip resolution refresh rate fps cpu gpu motherboard psu monitor shirt size hand size weight age vrt heart rate suppliments vitamins geolocation oxygen % in air?
A: 46cm, corsair k68 pro, GPX, random wooden desk from 2008, E-win gaming chair (blue), goblin, hybrid, 1280x720, 144hz, 200-250, Intel i7-7700 CPU @ 3.60GHz, GTX 1070, idk some random one, Benq Zowie something, M?, idk but i can comfortably palm gpx, like 125lb, 19, humanbenchmark rt pb is 161, hopefully good, none, i live in ny, less oxygen due to 6sphere, hopefully good
(I DONT PLAY STATIC)
Wait, was he playing 1280x720 in KovaaK's?
wait clover-static-3?
old asf
yea
the one with tiles?
i convinced cute to edit my vod
but hes at work so itll take abit
i just made it pink to fuck with sibs
Skitzo lg server
Shut up
thanks champ
@stuck drum
Hey viet
What scen should i push?
To what score
1w4t Pasu Raspberry Master 6mag?
idk any of that
@kind glade are you alive
buzzword buzzword buzzword
Well, which Dynamic Clicking scenarios should i push
For improvement

idk pasu small reload maybe
GOODMORNING VT
To what score?
ima go full on blind after hitting jade in ww5t
Ground Plaza Sparky V3 - i feel that abt this one
whats your tracking
can you send it to me
Around Nova level
Depends on the scenario
Some smoothness scenarios i can reach Celestial level
GUILDER
I PBD
I need a Dynamic Clicking Jail
You've got the static genes π
U have 1.2k hrs?
Diamond to Master in static took me 1 month, even though all my other scores were master already
Yes...
Good lord
Must be nice
In scenarios like Air i can drop to Diamond-Jade
this static thing is nice
Not really, i barely improved after 500-700h
im shit but if i hit 1.4k on ww5t I'll feel like I accomplished sth
I have been playing static like 4h a day for the past few days loll
I mean to have the static gene
I blame genetics π·
I don't have the static gene
how many attemptsπ΅βπ«
@idle kelp Pls say
Howβs u learn it
Wdym?
Static
um
including resets?
probably like
idk
1k?
bro what a strong mindset!
wait how do I check
Shut up
WHATISGOINGONNNNNN
Got it, thanks! π«‘
what did you buy
I'm not a fan, but congratulations
@floral spindle does this look good
ultrakill lookin aah
a good excuse
looks worse than u.
My eyes would burn
got jade ww5t
fuck no
i would delete kovaaks if i was u
close enough
Yeah close enough
:D
Just imagine it
I'm playing static out of my mind
best ever
notification: mini added me
who cares it's the other mini
I am somehow worse at static than I thought I'd be
And somehow great at tracking in comparison to static
Static is stressful
synth what do u have rn
and what are your peripherials
u got me wondering
could say my current dogwater aim is a good testiment of that statement
Well, I gotta complete my kovaaks benchmark cause the aimlabs one was on the wrong dpi, making 50 cm insanely high cause cpi wasn't set up correctly but
?
dont make me say it son
watch your fucking mouth
I'd say silver/gold, I use an old gpx, some very cheap mousepad and a hyperx origin 60
I think it was called
why π
well the keeb doesn't really matter for the aim :D
I'm nowhere near master, but my tracking is getting close to plat lmao
if you are new then that's good
I had troubles reaching plat at first
Too many vibrant colors
had like 50hrs when I had my first intermediate scores
I got Jade on my console for about $40
Tuff
@proud hatch
That's great though no?
not when you see what others do
Seen people with many more hours in plat
zeph for example had master comp wiht 50hrs on kvks
but he's built different
borrow me some of your speed
But to be fair, I saw someone on yt with a 9 to 5 job, usually working overtime who played while tired at 1 am and got master in 30 hours
Got mad respect for that person
what accdo u have
im flyinggg rn
?
uh
damn what the hell
What's acc
W
91.5 acc on ww5t
Ohhh accuracy
solid
Yeah idk how
1w3t
like, I got a 9-5 but I got homeoffice so I play games during downtimes at work
@solemn prawn when are you hitting ascendant in val



