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i just got 4 kills in valorant with operator
lwk based
this dom guy is either schizoid or a troll anyway most fun voltaic lolcow
i like that answer
Nah
getting ready?
bro dom ur good at what u do
Your larps are shit compared to his
iirc he thinks he has to shower for 30m or some shit
no wonder your arm gets stuck on your pad so much
nayub u gotta up your game
sonbrero takes off his clothes and is insta-repulsed ๐ญ ๐ฅ ๐
THIS is the goat
you do
all my showers are 30 minutes
bro
mine ar like
bro needs to lock in for showers holy AURA ๐ญ
smh
15-20 min showers
why does this mf have so much lore i dont know๐ญ
usually 15 mins
Best takes from dom:
Exercise is a myth
We can't really be sure of anything
Well it depends
i dont leave the bathroom for 50+ mins im ngl
You were late to the gen chat
what ur doing in thr shower
u right
unless i do it just to wake up
30 mins in the night 10 in the morning idc thats what i do
what u doin for 30 mins
straight jorkin it
For a skeptic u really be claiming a lot of stuff with confidence @regal stag 
like nayub said
and im clean as hell
My normal showers are def 10-15m
it depends
If I'm like
when im taking it
IN my feels and thoughts right
o
ngl i be trying to get clean
a shower to shower?
sometimes im just getting ready
sub 15 at max
yea somethimes u get a thought
why ๐
most people don't need 30+ min showers every single day lol
and u lwk just chill for a bit
@sour totem ok I failed
okay well
I made it to 40
but i think it probably caps out at 30m
rei
W
my showers only take that long cuz im scrubbing the hell outta my skin
Do you think I can do over or under 20
realistically
it should take like 15
like 10-15 min showers
but i sit around a lot
no idea
that shit hurted tho
ur actually fat?
I thought I was done at 30
yeah 10-15 is more standard XD
joe y how long are ur ow queues rn
By all definitions of the word yeah
I had to slow down a bit
Close enough welcome back Rene Descartes 
like around or over a minute
well sometimes i do stuff that takes time to sit
gotcha
Still hot asf though
its js hella calm to do like its omega enjoyable its the same to me as laying on my bed or sum
like a shower cleanser
Just the goat like that
we talkin chubby or like
pace consistent is better than more reps
fat fat
@regal stag are we a tooth brusher or no
Eh
or just fat
quality > quantity
no
bro switching to
theres levels to it
an electronic toothbrush
u got chubby
What's the difference between fat and chubby bruh
all fat is not built the same
how much bmi are we talking
my showers only end up 30+ if its hella cold out and i want to stand in the hot water longer
or im washing my hair
chubby is less fat
fat is just fat
chubby is a lil fat yk
yeah
Real chubby chasers know that there's dimensions on fatness
alright my fault.
then theres obese
We all know this is a shit method
bro my wrist hurt now
that's why joey is asking the details
And I don't know
thank u jade
You're welcome
beceause joey is a chubby chaser
lwk agree
alr bro

that is NOT me
Okay but is anyone gonna answer
skinny fat chubby fat obese outrageous
for some reason only my left wrist
what ab bf%
what's the diff between chubby and fat
ykw fair enough
but thats still different than need to, thats more want to
chubby is a bit of fat
its not about the want or need.
u wouldnt really call em fat
pushups lwk got my wrists fucked up too when i just started
then theres like
its about the can.
my shi was weak
bigger people
i mean but we all know dom has the ideal enlightened physique
Morbidly a beast
maybe he looks like a greek god
Actually so lost bro idfk I can't judge my own fatness level
Im pretty happy with how I did since I dont do them
I'm just fat man
hopefully u didnt go too hard and u start aching in 1h and 39minutes
reflex gif
does ur stomach protrude
my fatness rank like silver 2
Ill be fine
Sorry we have a greek god walking amongst us his name is kyriakos grizzly
?????
real
o
ur like intermediate fat
Wsg big fella
DID WE LOSE THE FUCKING MEANING OF FAT
no cause u can be skinny fat
russian joke
u can be discreet with ur fatness
Nah I'm like
today was rest day for gym so I had a bit of strength to use
u could also be chubby and not have like
an overly protruding stomach
yea low muscle and high fat
like a hanging stomach is diff
bro theres ranks to being fat like iron to radiant and even in radiant fat you have RR levels.
but u just look pretty much normal
It doens't protrude much
if ur skinny fat
from just having fat
O
like with clothes on you def can't tell I'm fat
we are rainbolting jades fat rn
but still in novice fat
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master on pasu 100cm soon
Novice fat bruh
ur like gold.5
gold LMAO
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What's celestial fat then?
close to gold complete
Jade fat ๐ญ
my 600lbs life?
joey
bout to have a burger im on my fatorant rank up meal
LMAO
short lived
that one woman of that tv series
what if u end up 1 rr off ranking up
650lbs+
snack time
can we get the viscose benchmarks for bf%?
well no
need scens
i just got a legendary thumbnail
optimal kovaaks routine for fatmaxxing?
but i cant send it here
walk to fridge any%
sitting down for 70% of ur day
the other 30% ur laying down
drop and give me 50 @sour totem
bro im the slowest eater of oat it will take me 30+ minutes to finish big mac with medium fries
big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!, oh hell nah
is it hurt?
Leg day babyeeeeeeh
This gonna take a good like
15 minutes
dont lift
just do what you can
if ur arms give out, just stop
maybe u can o.6x ur weight u normally do and try
Bro that's normal in gym paint is not
i need doms thoughts on vegetables
no thoughts to be had
if wrists hurts that means its time to do leg day @sour totem
i see too much tomato hate in my life while its peak.
its a fruit
lowkey js watch some youtube on workouts and get a move on ull be fine dont overthink it. if something hurts search up a replacement.
no?
Tomato is peak
PB'd
everything is a fruit if you waanna be a technical nerd
30 !
It's a fruit it's a fruit
what u guys think ab pickles
Tasted like a vegetable it is one
yea i think thats enough ur wrists are probably crying
ok now @regal stag turn
medium fire. sometimes, some pickled foods, not all.
drop and give me 50
vegetable in culinary terms
wb the juice
It lowkey only hurts
when I like
grip something?
Or like
typing
Like it feels
burny?
what typa movement makes it hurt
then dont do that movement
fuck cucumber fuck pickles
for now
dont drink its jus meant for marination so just pour it out or sumn
not even cucumbers???
cucumbers are goated
is that a pinoy thing
vegetables are only a culinary name for things
my head hurts when i eat them idk
i drink it
it doesnt actaully exist
Never heard that before
sonbrero got a weak jaw ๐ญ
cucucmber headaches
well i take sips
are really damgerous
is mf a cat
no
they are a real clincial issue
@dim gale this u
is that an allergy or something
its kuicloi disease
uh oh
u should get tested for it
yall fw action games liek ninja gaiden?
have u blood tested for allergies before
lazaiel about to get taken out by a cucumber
but yeah every time i try it i hate the taste so much it makes me nauseaus and gives me a headache
Yea it happens
maybe u are allergic to cucumber
its just food sensitivity
idc pepers tomato cucumners garlic paprika onions are the best
idc about tje rest
pepers...
allergic to eggs
jalapenos are gods greatest creation
wait ur supposed to hold down lmb on dot ts??
35cm/360
that might be worse than peanut allergies
dawg eat like tempeh or some meat
uhm
madame jeanet pepper is too gaated
Lowkey
just give up
I wonder if I eat enough protein in my day to day
2 most versatile and common ingredients
nah my allergies arent serious
probably not
like itd stop be from breathing type
Nope
its skin allergy
most peolle are deficient
Surely it doesn't matter too much tho right
getting enough protein requires pretty deliberate effort
Yeah
u are likely deficient in a lot more
That sounds annoying
than just that
lwk think i ate better when i was in hs
Glad I don't have to care about that
holy aura
cus i ate 4 times a day
welcome to fitness and health
reall
I just take the supplements I got told I should take cause they ran tests n shit to figure it out
all i know is snow takes great pride in his chipotle order
do u at least drink a lot of water
Yeah I do my best
i take great pride in every order
the big burrito?
i take my food very seriously
the like 2.8 cal one
burrito
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I have a 24oz that I refill at least like 5 times a day
this helps with micro nutrients and whatnot, but it wont ever cover for your diet
Prob still not enough
Well yeah nothing covers for my diet
He really does
Coach ben you are such a goat how do I become goated too?
yeah, goes without saying
hii
2.8k cal order
i take like ~3L water everyday
But the point is I ain't changing up my diet to hit macro goals I can't lie
haiii
Too annoying
hai torex
my mom is addicted to diet coke she drrinks like 3 liters a day and its rhe onky thing she drinks
Hi
torex
Big belly fella
can i touch u
dang yall r so hydrated
Snow
I do my best to eat what I believe is healthy and well and that's it
Nah....
why
Too early
joey
this will suffice
joey
It's 5am
i played fortnite competitively
burrito
3l gotta be too much iwl
@rose night still there
Just the wrong time tbh
i cant remember the last time i ate a salad like that i bought myself must be 4 years
did u wake up or havent slept
What y'all know about singing
I have eaten a burrito almost every day for the last 5 days
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I cant stop
thats fatness
well im filipino
oh
i was a choir boy in hs
yeah
dms
bro has the singing gene
time to make fun of sth
dude watched the low cal good macro high protein buritoo gym lifehack weeknplan video
LOL
i mean i cover both 
no
would u rather have greedeu on ur team or gamin4hope
a regular old burito
wait
gaming4hope
?
shaved hope
blud doesnt know the big eu
greedeu
Well he's from EU
yes
so I don't want him in my NA lobbies
Greed can coach me through life I think
im about to down 6shots espresso and a small pizza lets go
?
W caffeine
Because crunchwrap is top 3 tacobell items
What are the other 2
baja blast and nacho fries with an honorable mention of grilled cheese steak burrito with extra everything and guac add on
mmm
nacho fries
Also sounds good
I don't really know about baja blast i've only ever had it maybe once
grill cheese steak burrito sounds gas
Sounds too nice
its alright
Why does my stomach hurt like I didn't eat enough food?
grilled chicken, black beans, rice, salsa, pico de gallo, pickled jalapenos, spicy bbq chipotle and sour cream
frl
I basically ate a whole pizza alone?
chiptole burrito with grilled cheese is better
???
Out of 10?
i dont got no taco bell chipotle cains or any chicken place except kfc, no pizza shit except dominos in my country :(
7 doesnt give me enough food as a bar
base
however the fire sauce
at taco bell
Fair
asdasda
Oh wow
diablo sauce
Big jump
mmmmmm
UUUGGGGHHHH
professional fast food chain rankings
And just keep and put it on everything I could
give me ur top 5
Wasn't able to get mammoth in all three, but I think that;s enough for today.
balls
doner
kapsalon
burger
fried chikcen
pizza
no meixcan thing here so idk if its goor
Chat do I do a mile and call it day no strength
kapsalon clears all fast good
or do I weight
food
I'm so fucking tired rn
can someone ask siwi what his top fast food items are
I tried to think of 5 shitty places
what does dq have
and i couldnt even name 5
It's gonna taco on all 5 bro
salad
noodles
mediterranian sandwiches
full course italian meals
steak
top 5. not in order
we need to know
once youve eaten kapsalon youll say its the best fsst food
answer my question rei
what question
Scroll up smh
top 5 fast foods and this motherfucker said steak
i didnt see the fast
u acting like his other 4 are fast foods
lazy mfer
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named like only full foods
run or walk
son im crin
go for it bro
go for the walk
I don't have a taco bell near me so I can't say anything
Alright
walk good
I will see you chatters later
bye
bye bye
pce bdawg
holy aura
calory counter +230000 calories
You're rather rotund @kind glade
rotund
Yes
the current state of my vis s2 sheet
this right here is the best fast food that exists @kind glade
Well I was able to play a lil bit but my wrist felt like it was on fire
we have this for lunch
7mins.
at school
Awesome
i hope not bro its 2,5k cals
why should I hide
portions
Iโm scared
it doesnt look the best its js a insane flavor
yall dont get doner in the states bro.
yea we do
dont lie to me
search it jit
?
lmao
so inspirational
gemini tweak
What does 20% effort and 80% results mean in the context of kovaaks?
HOP ON LLM
i got a paper cut from nowhere
and i just poured some alcohol it hurted so bad i flinched
gemini a bum llm fr
where had you seeb that
@warm oasis
specific scens to help ur weaknesses for focused durations of training gives you 80% of maximum progression. anything on top gives you diminishing returns
Pareto law
if you do enough adderal your aim improves
there is no such thing as 20% effort and 80% results
something is wrong there
ritalin>
wait ritalin user is a fire username
Truth
how tf
Yea sometimes those paper cuts are real sneaky
now i know why he's unhappy and full of tattoos
look DD gave him something worth it all
16 years ago and now
It crushes basically every model on benches. It's so benchmaxxed
bad harness
bro can someone explain
what voltaic even is
i dont undersstand
how do i even do it
in aimlabs
my runs can't be real
What's the secret ๐ต๏ธ
no fucking clue
I reviewed my 1296 vod in 0.5x
and compared it to like a 1170 score
it lowkey just seems like I'm making more mistakes
on 1296
hi
for aimlab go to voltaic.gg and do the benchmarks
theres also a link for it in #resources
play of the game at what cost
delete
youre just bad
His Jett punching air rn
delete the game
Whoa
Low-key
How bad is it if when I hear any song that mentions a woman I think of her
Might be full cooked man
depends on the context of the song
True
What are you saying true too
The first part of what you said
all thanks to dominick probably
riot games bro
There was this girl I liked and she liked me to. She had a boyfriend. But he was a very bad person so
not rl his other 2 teammates were horrible too
Thinking of her when you hear a song?
but everyone loses bro
jett wouldn't have had 31 kills without dominick.
no one wins all games
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it happens bro just plunge your face into a bowl of ice water and q the next game
But
I wouldn't wish this on anyone
There was this

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Person
Wsg twin
bing chilling
I saw new diablo season
cache back in cs2
maybe val just isn't for you bro
glorious day
Eden, his music is fucking fire
And don't wanna buy..
doing everything in your power
Apparently it's decent
One of my friends RN is kinda like that where she just doesnt even really like her boyfriend she just don't wanna leave cause idk scared of life without him ig?
but 11/16
real no fake??
I don't like her anymore
delete it
But the songs make me think about it
youre never hitting rad
Fair
W move on
I'm just waiting for poe2
diamond*
i always preorder bc then i dont have to buy it when it comes out
buy a boost to radiant
Which is end of may
let it go
I just wonder why people never listen to my advice sigh
I'm PLAYING
im stoked for that
me too man
Not backup. Just a comfort place, I got used loll
It should be a bigger expansion than last
i didnt play much last league gotta get it in this time
nah lwk i been there too
have they talked abt new weps? or teaser no out

I self sabotage too much for anyone to be interested in me ๐
It feels like love
the girl ended up getting tgt with my friend
i currently have 4 wins and 2 losses as healer
but lwk good for them
There's a teaser
i want daggers man
id never wish bad things upon my bro
Like the type that is so wrong but it feels right
Debatable
for no reason at all
All we have is a small cinematic
That shit was in fact
yeah but you can slime him
hell nah id ching mans up for that fucking waste yute
NOT
that's not wishing
Love
nah he didnt like steal her she just liked him better
its alr
slime him
Well on my side it was
Get well soon
she won't get another option
For this language
ok whos fatass is weighing down the chat
you
You
probably
every time someone chats my chat snaps down
rn im focusing on myself im not gonna pursure relationships
ill let it come naturally
i feel bad for this one friend i have
his best friend is a guy idk but shits so sad for him
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he hella liked this girl like perma talking bpabla for a year
he got friendzoned hella hard
shit happens js gotta move on and deal with it
then his best friend him and the girl go out
the girl slaps dude
kisses his best friend
duality of losses
We're missing a part to this story for sure
later go to his home to sleep their since he lives in 5he city
yo id lwk cry
No bro
anf the girl genuinely js give head in HIS home to HIS best friend
he acting like the game making him lose
I think I'd end up in jail tbh
WHAT
after liking the girl fkr like a year
howd he allow that
his best friend he knew since like 7 year olds
thats too much schlawg
done this to man
It's never him.
Ngl
ngl bro
It's always the game
we scrapping id that happens
im still friends w my friend that got tgt with the girl i liked
I would do bad things
we lwk cool tho
That ain't a best friend man
Genuinely
thats like crashout territory right there
Meh kids are young and dumb is norm
son i thought the kiss was crazy
I don't have the emotional control for someone to not end up dead
and now guys they still somehow hang out togehtehrr which is crazy to me but you neef yo realise this dude has a tiny apparment so hid bed is also his couch and i wad there with them
i wouldve leaved immediately when the kiss thing happened
Nah I'm with you bro
cus id do something bad too
?
did he ditch the girl tho
have you considered talking to a psychiatrist
6th grade he kissed the girl I liked. I lost weight then at 19 was w/ her doing stuff @ his house while he was downstairs lmao
I was gonna say better man than me but nah bro that's a worse man than me mfer cut him off.
and his friend and the girl where genuinely js making ouy and shit on his couch which is also his bed watchibg while he was sittung at the dinner table
?
like nice bro
Is norm
No it isn't?
he genuinely got the worst ending
WAHT
its helpful man seriously
Actually just not normal
Dude
Hell no
bro how does it keep getting worse ๐ญ
At all
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tell him to lock in and not get walked on
The worst feeling is someone you love choosing someone else over you
and i wish i was larping but WALLAH i swear on quran this happend
Mfers be saying "it's normal" trying to justify their demonic activities bruh
My psychiatrist is the elo I'm gaining
They are doing all of that?
id have shot them probably times by now if i was him
Happiness comes from a win streak
with a nerf gun
is he a cuck bro
At what point does he become a cuck
yk i fuck with that
Like at this point
?
???
Wym itโs norm if she didnโt choose bro she never was gonna chose him
Donโt chase the tail that donโt want u
chill bro ๐ญ 2 diff convos
Me when I fail to follow the other convo
Ofc not
mb g
The problem is him
i cant focus on more than 1 thing
im on dominick bait atm lemme swap over
And then w friends itโs a hit or miss theyโll either turn on you and bang her or theyโll ride/die for their boy
pea brain
Mfer I'm talking bout your dumbass shit too
idk bro he still dribe the girl to places pays for his nails yet hes hella depressed to me bout jt so maybe he is alr
im lost
hes lost
if ur bro cant ditch a girl for u that aint ur bro
If I apply it to my situation
W faps
I am not having a friend anymore
No one is alright after that gang
u gotta intervene
100%
Holy fuck where do I start
you find another one, ideally you find a good system
100000%
thats lwk arch nemesis type behavior
icl if that happened to me id take out both my friends and the girls family yfm
u can trust me bro
for food 
I went through a whole year of " I'm going to break up with him" Before I learned My lesson bro ๐ญ
Atleast get a 2 man smh
HAVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
he never hit bro dudes a virgin and 23
I HAVE BEEN IN THE CHAIR BRO
My story is too crazy to even say here I learned hella young tho
He needs to move on to valorant swifts
virgin is just a made up thing ngl
If you're a real homie youre gonna let him hit
lwk ๐ญ why even let them in his house
get tf away from me dawg
ye but you get the point
Yooo best revenge tho
Man When you are young you do some really dumb shit
This is gonna sound really rude but virgins are genuinely just like that
My 8th grade crush when I got skinny asked if Iโd take her to prom and I said hell no
Lmaoaoaoo
guy in question is older than you tho
The revenged comes eventually
i think u can be a virgin and still have some dignity cus why he stoop so low ๐ญ
Revenge*
no troll id let him yfm im on that both sides situation yfm but dudes straight yfm so tough luck yfm
But that guy is def drowning
deadass
Anything under 25 I consider pretty young
You can but most of em don't or are just weird bro
But I was kind of saying in general
electron beam moving at a fraction of the speed of light directly displaying with no delay in an analog direct manner vs delayed oled and lcdโs that have to receive frames, process frames and then display the frames. No matter how many FPS you give it, it will never beat a CRT. And you know what? Eventually the clown display makers will go back to CRTs then figure how to progress down that particular pathway further rather than continuing to stray down the incorrect pathway
I mean virgin or not you need to have some self respect
anything above 25 is dinosaur age
I can't share anything in this server I'd get banned bro
One thing I hate sometimes :(
u got shit worse ???
what have u guys been going through bro
Oh buddy I got a crime done on me
WHAT
same
Bro lmao
Settle down now pal
i think i understand you
You're old
I just feel like The older you get the more you try to date people that are mature and capable of having adult conversations without being weird
This
Also being yourself
And not like pretending
we are the same age essentially
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ik ppl are bound to have some bizzare encounters in university
I feel like I already have this
No bueno man no bueno
and its why I feel like an unc already
in my country ive been told to stay away from people that study psychology
Bro the Air Force dorms were a wild time lmaooooo
i think i will be listening to that advice
Mfers will try to manipulate you to see if it works
im soon to be 25 bro
Like This generation is so cooked and of course I'm one of those guys that prefers a good bit older partners for that reason bro
see almost same
We were the first dorm to have male and female on the same floor
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In the entire Air Force
I be scared
yea no thanks
Bro go caught cheating on his wife and got article 25
hopefully there was sound proofing
Article 15
11 days...
LMAOAOAOAO
i dont fw relationships anyway icl last few where hella annoying like sure i like love you but i dont wanna talk everyday or every other day with u
I'm 24...
I think for the most part I can find a partner the same age range as me and be fine
Me too
It's just the issue of finding one
peace and quiet lwk better
Easier to find a slightly older woman like that
wow we are all 24 here?
