#general
1 messages · Page 940 of 1
Hey man I’m not there for the wife
I’m there for the free housing
I’m fucking 10 bitches on the side
She don’t mean nothin’
That’s alr as long as she got money
Moving onto the next one
I’ll cycle them like pokemon on a team
crazy
I’m a high value man
ig it's an irl nuzlocke
I know what I’m worth
Can’t catch one per route
Gotta go to the next city
Boutta cycle all of Detroit
okay but I don't think that'll be a millionaire
No it’ll be a billionaire
maybe some fent overdoser in an alley
the most likely manifestation will be a doomed life
Just manifest a hot wife
how tall are you
You’re being too doomer you gotta dream big man, your hot billionaire wife is coming
Like 5’9 idk
Bros 5’4
no
5’2
4’10
Sorry I’m imagining a human bowling ball
4’5 500 lb built like a elephant seal
Grrrr
That’s like 5’7 or something right
Idk what that is in feet tbh
Idk that’s the first that comes to mind lwk
umm but what are they
Yes
@grok what are the races
I chatgpt
Hey man
the piston cup
👋🏻
hey chatgpt what are the races
Uhhhh
umm I think those are the wrong races
Yeah f1…
?
i like this
HURRRRRRRR
I think
bitch fat asf
This gif
Brings me anger
as a racecar I find this offensive
Idk why
cat grooving aggresively
It’s not
I understand how you feel
Lol
Some AI gifs just irk me
truth
why is it called scuba
U cover ur mouth and wave your hand like your a scuba diver
?
Hence the name scuba
You know whats worse?
i hate you people
I think I will not continue
U just don’t get the wave like me
I hate it
I’d kick them
Hard.
This is good
keep yourself safe
This is good too
They explode into confetti!!
Wow beautiful!!
super red confetti
all of you are kill on sight
With some silly string!!
Hamster of doom
this sentence reminds me of
some youtube video I watched about hamsters
specifically stop motion
Send
Searching rn
I love this
ty, i stole it
30 seconds in it seems like a cute hamster
Your time zone doesn’t exist!
idk whats the problem
jarate
hello
Hi kangaroo boy
kangaroo boy?
goodbye

Yeah
wow real po
Thanks mr obvious
Stop
fuck you
go back to rivals
Dynamic clicking 🤤
control tracking the 4 first all new pb
ill probably do some dynamic once i get control tracking done
3tungs1sahur goated extra small
Sup everyone, how you all doing? c:
who is the skin walker that took over this account
For control just play voltaic controls here then hop into it
lmao
@kind glade what anime recommendations you got for me
Give him a chance he probably has a great personality
I just started the val benchmarks and ascendent in them. Are they easier than the voltaic ones?
Wǒ bù dǒng
Time to make it real
YALL
im the complete opposite lmao
I think I’m just stupid
have shadows on ur crosshair?
Ooh new color
so damn annoying
That’s what is new
Just a tiny bit slow
how to get rid of it
😂
eat them
Use a different crosshair
tuff
Room temp iq hitting hard
nvm its gone as soon as i complained its gone
Don’t let Dominik see this
He’ll think complaining works
Is this shi
yo sibs
Or is it nice
I feel like this the guy whose name is you’re under a Roblox aimer
Yoyo
Looks gud
can u untimeout my man @velvet nova
he got timeout for pinging this guy

that guy is ass 😭 im way better
Proof
⛈️
Woah
That guy doesn’t exist
I’ll check out the logs
i think the guy who he pinged is banned
or smt
I’ll see what I can do
👍
Sibs why are you gay now
I love ur bio 🤣
can someone send vod rules about kovaaks interface? (what should be present on the vod)
❤️🩹
read the rules
bro i actually needed that motivation 
who up learning and improving as a player rn
not me i gave up on static today
wow
hey
so i crashedout and got on cod
hey bud
same demotori...
same thin watermelon
where
Stuffed with different kinds of cheese and mint
Come over
mmmmmm
bean
how many hours have yall got on kovaaks
what should i put here @floral spindle
put everything to 67
and u should be good
👍
I dont remember
is that what the software looks like
what is this windows 98 UI
what LOD should i be using
what is that?
the highest
it's mostly since some mice got issues with low LOD values
enables ultra low latency for clicks
ooo
drinkin coffee rn
num num
stummy acting u; tho
Just got done drinking my coffee, saw this. Currently on my way back to get another cup of coffee
ive missed coffee
home made coffee
not the piss from coffee machine at work
🧘🏻♂️
ew
@floral spindle owned the mouse for like 15 mins
already put some fresh ug rs on heh
wat mouse
Im not in house tho
KUMO WORST SKATES OAT
L take
xm2 8k v2
better get back home soon
No.
i got that one saved
good
Stop Mr.rei
Rs are hella bad for me tbh
They never worked well
There’s always a spot that’s lower than the rest
what skates do you like sibs
did you remove the plastic film
Currently loving the cyclone pros
mmmm.
"That" stupid
debatable
🤔
Super quiet and smooth
sibs the type of guy to eat soup with a fork
well
i never know it with you
sibs
you are capable of anything.
Thank u vro
I’ve been rly liking the jades recently
I just got back on after a 3 week break
I’ve used em for the longest time
I think svt mentioned something about smoothie skates or whatever
have u tried obsidians
which ones did you try
i was on an op1
YOUVE RECOMMENDED ME
THAT IVE USED
THOSE
SO SLOW
Obsidian airs
damn you’re tripping bro
Few days and you’ll get used to it
WhY
I think they’re pretty decent speed wise
I thought you were on the pros or something
maybe
That’s why they were slow
Idk tbh
But I’m comfortable asf on the cyclone pros rn
obsidian airs did me well, prob been my main skates for the longest
Yes
FOREVER
BVRO
LOOOK
ON
THE
LIST
THEIR
FAST
UR JUST
A CLOTH USER
LOOKK ON KUMO
ITS USER ERROR
THEY FAST TOO
YOU ARE SLOW
NO
YES
cyber bully
yoyo anyone here on Jades?
ye
Both acting like sprcific D invidual
MAYBE...
yk "jade ultras" by any chance?
are they the white ones
no.
or is that the other one
YOU SAID THEIR WERENT ANY
ye there are 2 white ones, the "normal" jades are white and the ultras, the "jade air" are green
@floral spindle PLEASE BAN
fulls?
ye
why no dot
When will salibaba ban joey?
i dont buy dots
bro I could never got back to full skates
the glasspad of skates
I love dots sm bro
WHAT
I still have like 5 full packs of dot skates, in the end I always go back to full skates
Can you stop screaming
i love replacing my dot skates every week
me no like
On glass?
glass bad
on cloth they’ll last a while
Glass good
on glass they’re getting eaten alive
Glass is life
With custom art
nah just to cause hella polution
Using dots on glass is like swiming without trunks.
I generally replace my skates about once a year
how do you guys even know if your skates need replacing
thanks for the input
Humid doesn't do anything to skates
I forgot who had those
i might cop one of these
usually once they feel slow and muggy
look at the bottom of them and if they reflect big ass flat spots it's time to change them
Thank you
you’re welcome
goob
full skates are poo poo
bad on glass
my ones havent changed feel since I got them idk
Well ur on glass and u paying less use for more price
I cant really tell
shoutout dot skates
HAVENT BEEN FOR AWHILE
dats true
fair enough
last time was when i tried those awful kumo's @next copper
Giga slow and the dust bro it’ll scrape every second lol
dont talk to me
ever again
oh also. the chances are next to 0%, but has anyone bought a demo mouse on maxgaming? lol
@lusty oasis hmmm... intresting words
Peak mouse?
its best to do it under light, if your dots need replaced it will be obvious, if not in feel then in how they look
I did once
it was perfectly fine
just package was opened for review
So youre girl?
Intresting
either X2H CL mini or X2N CL mini
a GAMER... and a GIRL???
get pulse
no
,
Kangaroo girl to be specific
thats normal, different mouse and shape
you'll get used to it
battery so shite
they js look scratched up
reflect light off it to see if there’s little circle, or big circle
i wanna try viper v4
this is the first ever white mouse ive owned ever
big circle = can probably replace
I had a white op1
never again
black it is
oh I see what you mean
so i guess it was the skates
bro the material on the xm2 8k v2 is so fucking nice
i dont sweat as much as on my op1 8k
pretty sure same material
but the coating is different between the colors
theres no plastic film on Kumos bro
Might go store and grab fr
ive told you this last time...
I think I will just buy the X2N CL Mini as a Demo mouse and Jade Ultras, thx sibs :)
Why
bro
x2cl my beloved
perfect combo
i dislike how dirty they usually get
also @hushed patrol
viper v4 super clean
po
White op1 coating felt better
the razer logo aint it
!ban @next copper gaslighting
🚫 6axo, you can't use that.
had to use fresh skates to compare cuz its hard to see w obsidian airs
they have stock
I hated black coatin
so get ur hands on it try it
Yh ik
the skates on my r6 could definitely use replacing
OP
?
If i dont like we chillin
u dont talk to me lil bro
Ye if she’s changing that much I ain’t touching the benches till it’s done
"lil" 😂
Lil
after 14 hours of use
english please
not whatever this language is
i mean
Ive had mice with some really shitty battery life
I really do not care at all
Clicks very important too me
Yes
And weight balance
if you think this reading is accurate you are dumb
then thats fair
Im not a fan of the cl clicks lol
probaly had it plugged in for the first 13 hours and 50 minutes
I will say this is the one thing I don’t like about it
for me this is the closest thing to wired in terms of battery life I've ever had, I've only charged it once the past 3 weeks
they feel too light but also too low
and it wasn't even below 30%
ragenaot
ragebait
bye
I just care about shape, then weight and clicks. They don’t have to feel good, but they can’t be hard to click. From what i heard the CL clicks don’t feel good, but they’re light. That’s all i want
Yh its weird lol
I hope htx ultra has nice clicks
No doubt viper v4 should habe good clicks
Gpx 2c are a perfect example of bad clicks for me. Very tactile, high force - almost like a cherry mx blue keyboard switch ong
they are good clicks
for the sound I mostly always use my IEM's so I can't hear them
I tried getting used to xm2 but idk not for me
Wait that sounds awesome
100%
fucking finally
BRO IM 5 AWAY FROM CHERUBIM
@potent sand @native prawn WHAT IS THIS RAGE BAIT
L
u wont get it
noob
also 7axo
want me to ask?
Holy peak
How tf r u so high on that
Ur meh goat
ugh
Why did my ragebait tier list get so much interaction on Twitter
tbh
I think I found the new method
the scene ain't even that bad
no1 getting 5050 😭
LMAO
whjy do u htink
ITS RAGEBAIT
ur baiting comments
and attention
works everytime
Lmfao the name
"why did my post achieve what it was supposed to"

Makise kuriso 🙉
get monetization and blue check mark and keep ragebaiting
I’m Canadian
Can I still monetize
😭 it’s the aim com it’s supposed to be tiny
I needa do this more often
@proud hatch reactive arc
i just realised that i got seraphic @floral spindle
that's my boy
GOOD JOB
I stil never got my vod review:(
scammer
i think so. ppl from india and somalia are monetizing tf out of twitter
once you stop cyber bullying me
good job beta
IM NOT DOE
U RAGE BAIT ME
HALF TH TIME
👍👍😁😁😁
why didnt benches n tracker apps like this exist when i used to grind trainers...
fkd up
at least you had aimer7
aim historian
wrong mentality ill just have to reclaim my former glory huzzahhh!!
@floral spindle send vod
didnt i already do that
with the new 14000 controlsphere?
i wonder why........
Sure……….
you thinking what im thinking..
so we cheated..
👁️
you cant even warn someone
SAYS WHO
whast you gonna do abiyt it boy
lets gang up on him
Do it.
she said its gonna be like voltaic, where s1 and s2 coexist
Are the new animations out?
Havent played in a while
Cuz you are the fun gng❤️🩹🌹
my brain
cant proces this sentence
help
yes
Is cache back?
ppl are saying they are much better
Or thats just faceit
chat which green looks better I cant decide
ffs
same image twice
somebody just kill me
fixed
Left
middle
top
neither bro icl make the green another tint yfm
so the left one?
bottom
creative one boy
this quite popular youtuber guy in my country made another dude kill 2 ppl by prankcalling him
darker? lighter? more green? less green?
this obne
dont talk to me
the one that says cowboy on it
neph
The left one is mute but balanced, the right has more focus on the left side
yeah
i like the mutjed overall
I didnt really like the mintness but I want it dark/mute
yea
and making the right one darker would just make it pure swamp green
some shrek shit
I like it how it is its pretty balanced
put 99% of ur brain to this
and u can get top1
The problem of it being too mute is that it doesnt attract much attention and u cant easily digest the black
Are the game specific routines for COD and Battlefield up to date?
For the right one, the green takes all the attention I cant focus on the purple
Yeah the right is dogshit
Bro 😭
HOLY I GOT ORCA ON LEAPTRACK
Whole 99% of imaginary number is still imaginary
Cold Cold slimington
play ground bubba
i keep getting 4300 help me
Aim better
why do you have a 50
50 years old
bro
Ok 46 yo
what doess this mean
Yo
Why are you old as fuck?
Ban aetherboy please
i’m okay but you’re defo better
i need 4450 for cherubim help me
how bounce
Afternoon vt
this is strange it doesn't say ground or 1w3ts small
hey man
i think you have a bug
Hi tampon
Hi
Lock in
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Likely 60
L
i noticed that when he thought there were only two types of scens
mb
Lmfao
J46cat
interesting
hey salzi
im quite the goat at static
thank you
how much energy do you have
cold
