general

[lime herald]

I wouldn’t use winning a dm as way to see if your ready because there’s a lot that goes into it,

[regal stag]

plat 1

[regal stag]

i want to know mechanically i could wipe the floor with fucking anybody

[lime herald]

I would create a warmup routine or just steal someone’s,

[regal stag]

gamesense doesn't do anything for me in these ranks because in the end i'm still gonna be facing a 1v5

[lime herald]

The way your clearing angles to me seems hard to make it win a dm tho, but it’s good for in game practice and actually angles, but watch a pro play dm they won’t even clear like you are

[regal stag]

that's because they aren't practicing shit

they're just playing for the sake of content

[lime herald]

😭

[fresh summit]

Bro its Deathmatch it aint that deep

just swing and kill

[lime herald]

Are you having fun when you play?

[plush agate]

show a dm vod instead of tdm, and tell your rank

ill try to help

[regal stag]

genuinely no one uses deathmatch to practice anymore it's just to turn off their brain

[drifting dock]

@plush agate

p1 rank

[regal stag]

i sent one of both.

[plush agate]

nah i still do

[fresh summit]

i use Deathmatch to warmup

my movement

[lime herald]

I use dms to practice, I think I have more time in dms than actually matches lol, but all it led to was not giving me confidence

[placid jungle]

bro

just swing

[unique spindle]

man i js go to dm and practice my tracking i dont even shoot back

[placid jungle]

hold strafe and peek every angle

[regal stag]

i don't need a warmup thoughh because if i'm losing fights regardless i NEED to kill everyone who swings me

it's for practice and practice only

[drifting dock]

hididng in dm

[regal stag]

but my practice is only GOOD if i actually don't die majority of the time

[drifting dock]

🥀

[fresh summit]

ur movement seems pretty basic and u dont adjust ur crosshair while strafing

[regal stag]

and what the hell does that train???

[fresh summit]

of course u get shut down

[fiery onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-sabres-jeff-skinner-alex-tuch-connect-four-connect4-gif-25005597

[lime herald]

Pros don’t win every death match, I’ve even won against some pros, but they will kill me every time in game

[fresh summit]

mini get some popcorn man

enjoy the show

[ancient osprey]

this dude gets muted for a week js to come back and insta rage again 😭

[unique spindle]

its the mini god of cs

[lime herald]

Death match is good practice, but I think you need to learn to take breaks and enjoy the game, not mindlessly play, but try not to get angry when playing

[drifting dock]

why did we ever even think hed change

[fresh summit]

idk man

[regal stag]

i'm not a calm person and i will never be a calm person

[drifting dock]

but hes up 200 rr tho

[regal stag]

i think that's obvious by now

[lime herald]

😭

[plush agate]

bro wtf are you actually doing in dm? why are you shiftwalking

[ancient osprey]

then youll never be good at valorant

[regal stag]

because i'm trying to train everything about how i play. even how i approach fights

[drifting dock]

icl i laughed my ass off when he smacked his desk and the cam bounced

😭

[plush agate]

also it looks like you are playing on a high sens

[regal stag]

if i just run it down what the hell does that translate into in comp?

[ancient osprey]

30% of this game is genuine mental

bad mental bad games

[placid jungle]

practice your aim mechanics

[drifting dock]

hes not using much arm + doesnt seem like he has much space

hes resetting like crazy

[placid jungle]

idk why you're slicing angles in a dm

[lime herald]

I think slicing angles is fine but not All the time lol, you’ll learn the angles as you play too

[plush agate]

not shiftwalking =/= running it down. you should still peek like you would in a comp game by preaiming/slicing angles but do it while running

[regal stag]

like i said i'm trying to train everything possible

[placid jungle]

why a dm of all modes

[regal stag]

i don't want to just be platinum level and stay there

i want to actively get better no matter what

[drifting dock]

mf how long was it since u was silver

and hit gold then plat

[lime herald]

Probably better in custom, but not a bad thing, you just can’t tilt when you don’t win lol

[regal stag]

two weeks

[plush agate]

yeah so the thing is your micros are bad and you are not training your peeks. this is just what i got from a first glance

[drifting dock]

exactly

[regal stag]

and what am i supposed to do to get better at peeking?

[placid jungle]

I think it'd be better to practice slicing angles in a tdm

[regal stag]

obviously my micros are bad i had like fifty billion dynamic aiming vods here about how badly i did

[plush agate]

pre aim and slice angles while running, dont shiftwalk

[lime herald]

Yeah but they don’t use the actual maps, I wouldn’t ever practice them in either

[fresh summit]

ur movement needs some work too

[regal stag]

i've explored every concept there is to movement if there's an issue i need it spelt out directly

i'm not going on this goose chase again

[plush agate]

the thing is micros will take time to get better, just be consistent with it. micros are just harder versions of normal scenarios so to get better at micros you need to first progress in the normal scenarios first

[lime herald]

Dom, I think you might be over thinking everything, and forgetting the main point, and to have fun

[fresh summit]

its too slow and readable, you will literally get shut down in higher elos

[plush agate]

you dont know how to counterstrafe properly. although you dont need to counterstrafe in valorant, when you do adad and shit you need it

[lime herald]

😭

[regal stag]

hell you mean i can't counterstrafe properly

tap opposite movement key, shoot

[drifting dock]

he only has fun by killing all and gaining 100 rr every day

[fresh summit]

im sorry bro but right now you are not wiping the floor with alot of people mechanically

[plush agate]

yeah then why do you consistently miss your deadzone?

[drifting dock]

emphasis on AND if 1 thing is missing = day ruined

[plush agate]

it sounds easy, but most lower rank people cant do it properly

[drifting dock]

consistency is key

[lime herald]

Even if you were to say swipe the floor mechanically, then your gamesense would fall behind

Why not just play Reyna, focus on aim, and vod review your games and see what’s going on

[plush agate]

also dude @regal stag what could you possibly be practicing by shiftwalking?

[drifting dock]

i think plat is good rank to start focusing on some util

[plush agate]

i just want to understand your thought process

[lime herald]

It’s a sin.

[unique tree]

[unique spindle]

its time to larp.

[fresh summit]

nah guys dom is right1!!1!!!

[unique tree]

What is with this larp bs

[unkempt fulcrum]

I shift walk

Don’t hate the player hate the game

[fresh summit]

gae

just run and kill

[lime herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tn-j-gif-23950225

[plush agate]

also one more thing is that you dont know how to hold angles for wide swing

[unkempt fulcrum]

Noob strat

[plush agate]

these are all common issues with plat players

[unkempt fulcrum]

I be like so quiet

[plush agate]

true tho

[lime herald]

I hate when people play dm like they don’t respawn

[unkempt fulcrum]

I play dm like I will get nuked if I die

[drifting dock]

sound whore + hold angle

so high cortisol

i just turn audio off and put music on

[fresh summit]

bro said this so confidently too 😭🙏

[drifting dock]

and i leave after 10 kills

[lime herald]

Same

[plush agate]

@regal stag when you slammed your table, why do you think you died?

[lime herald]

Can’t ever get caught feuding with a dm dweller

[plush agate]

why could he kill you there?

[placid jungle]

I lowkey just wide swing every angle

[drifting dock]

wasnt that just an off angle

[plush agate]

you dont have the speed in the peek

[drifting dock]

exactly

[plush agate]

it was a easy shot for him

[lime herald]

I think Oxy said, you already know how to be great or something

[plush agate]

his peek was hella slow, and since he was close to the wall it made it worse

[drifting dock]

no jiggle smh

[plush agate]

no need to jiggle, if he just wide swung with full speed

[fresh summit]

I remember when dom said he could keep up with aspas' mechanics in a dm

[placid jungle]

he should've jump peeked first sigh

then jiggle 2x

jump peek again

[drifting dock]

real

[plush agate]

should have droned

[drifting dock]

always jiggle

[plush agate]

tbh

[placid jungle]

true

send a pop flash too

[drifting dock]

shouldve commed tm to double peek

[placid jungle]

yeah

[drifting dock]

3 2 1 peeking

[plush agate]

and waited for the smoke

one way smoke

[drifting dock]

when i call 3 2 1 and i dont peek

[unique spindle]

what

[placid jungle]

perhaps also raze ult him

[drifting dock]

[unique spindle]

whay

[fresh summit]

Yeah

lmfao

[plush agate]

ok bro

[drifting dock]

😭

that was because he was in a dm with him

and another pro too

[regal stag]

oh wow is my mouse breaking is my cheap ass $40 shitty mouse breaking because i slammed it into the desk once?

clicking doesn't seem to want to work 100% of the time anymore!

[drifting dock]

😭 bro

[fresh summit]

bro

[unique spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-dance-ai-cat-kitty-car-dancing-cool-funny-gif-every-day-gif-12905078427869347342

[fresh summit]

Vt is this mf's ranting server

[regal stag]

this is why i can't have nice things dude

[slow rivet]

lock in cro

[unique spindle]

vee tee mattee seven seven seven overwatch

[plush agate]

bruh, but anyways just go fix the things i mentioned and you should be able to hang with immos mechanically at least

[drifting dock]

gg gng time to start gofundme for domis new mouse

[placid jungle]

my tracking is fucked

gg

[lime herald]

Dom Frankenstein is being a nice person and giving you real feedback, shoutout Frankenstein

[regal stag]

yeah it's breaking. if i click too fast now it won't register.

[fresh summit]

common frank w

[drifting dock]

i never hit my desk cus id never hurt my precious table or my precious mouse

i could never

[unique spindle]

frank p

[fresh summit]

i don't hit my desk

[regal stag]

i would agree too but at this point i can't take it anymore

[lime herald]

I randomly get weird ticks but I never hit anything

[regal stag]

this gaem pisses me off so much it's not even funny

[drifting dock]

on my first day i bought my mouse i slept with it

deadass

[fresh summit]

woah

[regal stag]

i'm tired of there not being a single good shooter anymore

[fresh summit]

mouse love

[lime herald]

If your not having fun don’t play brudda,

[fresh summit]

Is crazy

[lime herald]

You have to have fun

[regal stag]

they all have some issue that makes me get upset and break something ove rit

[drifting dock]

with the box too

love for the cable too

[lime herald]

And yes mouse love is crazy

[regal stag]

NOTHING has been fun for me for years dude

[drifting dock]

🩶

[regal stag]

it's only fun if i'm winning

[fresh summit]

Bro lovin everything

[drifting dock]

appreciate everything and get mad at nothing

i am zen

[plush agate]

i mean kinda same, but recently i have been having fun grinding benchmarks in kovaaks

[regal stag]

i have NEVER tolerated a loss in this game once

[lime herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sung-jin-woo-solo-leveling-gif-3336847257131564575

[drifting dock]

if u risk spiking my cortisol ishall not give a response and leave

[lime herald]

Low cholesterol❤️

[plush agate]

bruh, no matter what you are gonna lose like 25% of your games

[regal stag]

GUARANTEED NOW becasue of this cheap ass mouse.

[lime herald]

Yeah wtf even pros lose games how are you supposed to win everything

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-with-butterfly-on-nose-dog-with-butterfly-butterfly-gif-13282441872748349107

this is me

[regal stag]

i have to literall slam my finger on the button now for it to register

[lime herald]

Is this u

[plush agate]

clean af

[drifting dock]

tap crouch so clean

[plush agate]

which mouse do you have

[drifting dock]

w smoovement

[lime herald]

What rank

[regal stag]

attackshark x3

[west remnant]

did you damage the mouse by chance?

[placid jungle]

are you the incarnation of pessimism

[drifting dock]

was it from the slam in the dm u sent

or did u slam it mroe

😭

[regal stag]

i slammed the bottom of it into my desk maybe twice and barely hard at all

[unique spindle]

holy

[plush agate]

get an atk, mchose or vgn mouse. same price but better quality

[drifting dock]

im using atk

[feral bone]

cooked

[plush agate]

i dropped mine a few times and it didnt break on me so ye

[regal stag]

it's $40 i highly doubt anything will come close to that price

[unique spindle]

might induldge in all of those

[regal stag]

besides office mice

[feral bone]

theres a lot

[west remnant]

maybe
just maybe
don't slam your mouse down?

[drifting dock]

chinese brands are

[plush agate]

i was using atk, but then i got bored and switched to superlight 2 xd

[drifting dock]

affordable af

[regal stag]

i wouldn't do that if the game would just let me succeed from the start

[lime herald]

Incott mentioned

[placid jungle]

mine is some random chinese brand

[plush agate]

the ones i mentioned do come close to it

[drifting dock]

ball knowa

[drifting dock]

ol reliable

[plush agate]

ya bro it doesnt work like that

[lime herald]

I know ball but don’t play I have a lamzu😭

[regal stag]

i doubt there's even a sliver of a chance i'll get a new mouse anyways

i hate asking for shit and i do it a lot

[drifting dock]

the game isnt trying to stop you btw

u lwk been ranking up already 😭

[placid jungle]

ya 8k wireless for like $40

[west remnant]

Dom, you are entirely responsible for your own actions. Don't blame the game for your fits of rage and inability to manage your emotions in a mature way.

[drifting dock]

cant we be happy for anything

[regal stag]

genuinely no

[feral bone]

wait which button cant u press

[regal stag]

m1 sometimes doesn't register

[plush agate]

yep i would vouch. i have been only using these since my scroll wheel gets fucked on all mice. might as well use cheap ones if the scroll wheel gonna break anyways

[regal stag]

i think it's stopping that a little now but

ugh

[placid jungle]

why not

[feral bone]

ur performance going so far down

[lime herald]

https://youtu.be/yOk0wxHMJtE?si=-UWTUUGvQqFdVbSm

[regal stag]

oh great the issue is happening again

fuuuck this FUCKING MOUSE

[unique spindle]

why the ninja fx blue

[drifting dock]

75 euro

[lime herald]

I watch so many mice reviews but never buy any lol

[drifting dock]

holy expansive

[unique spindle]

expansion

domain expension

[lime herald]

Domain

😭

[plush agate]

also bro @regal stag if you want to actually mechanically diff everyone then you should be like gm or something

[lime herald]

Idk I think I’m a chud and need a premium feel so I’m scared to get a Chinese mouse

[regal stag]

oh okay the scroll wheel doesn't work either!

[plush agate]

time to get a new mouse xd

[fresh summit]

dom movement is a thing too

[lime herald]

Dom, take a deep breathe, it’s gonna be okay

[drifting dock]

mf broke his shit over a dm

😭

[lime herald]

If you don’t help yourself, no one will

[plush agate]

[west remnant]

mason whats your pfp?

[drifting dock]

nemu from bleach

[west remnant]

ahhh okay

[unique spindle]

bleech

https://tenor.com/view/ai-chinese-cat-dancing-gif-5511841866443076101

[drifting dock]

matches my level color

[regal stag]

i genuinely do not even think that's a possibility

[lime herald]

Anyone on Texas or cali

[drifting dock]

im never typing again after i hit lv39

[west remnant]

why texas or cali

[lime herald]

I meant val servers lol

[regal stag]

dude genuinely why is my mouse doing this now it'll scroll once in the opposite direction before going the right direction

[west remnant]

ohhh

[unique spindle]

i agree taxes suc

https://tenor.com/view/zazucat-openingmounth-gif-15473176046473294726

[plush agate]

unfortunate

[west remnant]

check mouse settings maybe?

[plush agate]

yeah your scroll wheel is gone, this is how it starts

[lime herald]

Cus you abused it wdym why😂

[west remnant]

indeed indeed

[drifting dock]

time to flip some burgers bro

put the fries in the bag

[lime herald]

Ts pmo

While you guys are here, what benchmark do you think is best for valorant? Or does it no work that way

[unique spindle]

plinko

[drifting dock]

anima micro or euphoric tacfps

prolly

[upper token]

@floral spindle

Lil morning run

Ran into this guy

[lime herald]

U just Google plinko or what😭

[plush agate]

i mean imo probaby vt valorant benchmark, but i mostly play viscose. i would not recommend anima micro until you are like lavender/indigo

[drifting dock]

first

[unique spindle]

pacman kovaaks

[drifting dock]

are u aimlab or kvk

[fresh summit]

i use val benchmarks and angelic

[plush agate]

anima micro is a hard benchmark

[upper token]

Aimlabs SONNNNN

[lime herald]

I just did the novice jaunt and got gold, but idk

[fresh summit]

animais alos goated

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[lime herald]

Kovaaks but I don’t really have preference

[unique spindle]

individual

[lime herald]

I’m imm but I’m tryna ascend

[drifting dock]

companion

[fresh summit]

pal

[plush agate]

i found a lot of benefit from playing viscose and vt valorant benches

[lime herald]

U just do the benchmark and do similar scenarios to your low scores right?

[plush agate]

im tryna get indigo complete on control tracking rn and i realized i lowkey have a skill issue

[plush agate]

nah i just spam those scenarios till i pb

[lime herald]

Is that the method?

Or your method😭

[plush agate]

idk bro thats my method

it works for me tho

[lime herald]

I’m tryna turn into tenzedzombie

[plush agate]

like if viscose compiled all the scens which helped her get good why would i play something else

[lime herald]

True

Ts so complicated sometimes lol

[unkempt fulcrum]

Method to get good is

Cheating

[unique spindle]

man i just play cringeshot

[lime herald]

Interesting.

[unkempt fulcrum]

u can cheat for master easily

cuz u do not need vids

Keep that in mind gamers

[lime herald]

Cheating is selling your self short

[plush agate]

why did i never think of that

[lime herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lowcortisollevel-tayguan-tayanhguan-gif-18425416686466898059

[plush agate]

i got master legit like a dweeb

[unkempt fulcrum]

Cheating is meta

Same

I should have cheated

[lime herald]

@plush agate what rank are u

[drifting dock]

brb gonna hit master rq

[unique spindle]

mane i dont even have a plat clicking score

https://tenor.com/view/ai-chinese-cat-dancing-gif-5511841866443076101

tomorrow that will change

https://tenor.com/view/cats-dance-ai-cat-kitty-car-dancing-cool-funny-gif-every-day-gif-12905078427869347342

[plush agate]

currently master, but i dont really play voltaic bench much, i mostly play viscose

[unique spindle]

Fire

[unkempt fulcrum]

Your welcome

[lime herald]

In game son ✌️

[plush agate]

oh in valo i was immo3 before i stopped

[unkempt fulcrum]

Remember to timescale guys

[plush agate]

but i played more cs anyways

[drifting dock]

always timescale

[lime herald]

Are you okay if I check in with you here and there? I like questions or bs

[plush agate]

yeah sure, ill answer when i have the time

[lime herald]

Shoutout coach frank

[gritty bloom]

frankeinstein fr

[plush agate]

😭

[fiery flume]

holy feed pull

[placid jungle]

if only I was consistent

[bold dock]

i might be goated

[drifting dock]

neuron activation

[potent sand]

Nah

When indigo comp

[potent sand]

Wowza

[placid jungle]

still didn't hit it

maybe tomorrow

[plush agate]

oh damn you got this too

[plush agate]

yeah you might be

[plush agate]

i want indigo comp but its so hard

this is my chud ass

air pure just annoys me so i dont play it

[regal stag]

ugh i don't think i can get this mouse replaced for a while

which emans i'm stuck with it being half broken

[still turret]

what happened to your mouse

[regal stag]

slammed it

[still turret]

oh

[potent sand]

I’m still lav overall

[plush agate]

he raged too close to the sun

[still turret]

shouldn't do that

[potent sand]

Im on mobile but here

[regal stag]

clicks aren't fully registering and the scroll does this weird thing where it skips in the opposite direction in the beginning

[potent sand]

https://evxl.app/.cachebust/1776836829721/u/76561198799128258/Lemon Static Benchmark/Intermediate?tab=charts

This my evxl @plush agate

[still turret]

dominicarus 🔥

[potent sand]

Some of these lavenders r so evil

[regal stag]

i mean it's pribably not noticeable ingame but

ughh

just need to deal with it

[plush agate]

ya but you have hella fuchsia scores

i still have a long way to go

[potent sand]

Ur closer then u think bae

[plush agate]

sanks bae

[plush agate]

bro fucking smoothbot was so annoying

had to grind the easier one to 4.6k to get lavender

and air pure intermediate is just ass bro i dont even want to play it

[potent sand]

Yeh real

Vox target switch

[main leaf]

how is everyone progging viscose benches so fast I feel like finishing velvet complete is gonna take me forever

[potent sand]

I’m hardstuck lav

[potent sand]

I’m going for linen comp

Cuz some velvet scores r just not worth going for 🥲

[main leaf]

getting velvet air angelic is gonna take me longer than half my velvet scores

[potent sand]

Velvet air angelic is just

Nova

Lmfao

[main leaf]

yet I'm hardstuck linen 🥀

[plush agate]

im hardstuck lavender

we all gonna make it tho

[main leaf]

im going for satin cloverrawcontrol atm

[potent sand]

Gah damn

I’m wool on dat

Or indigo

[main leaf]

im wanting to push anima micro v2 a lot more so might as well push the ones with bench overlap

[next jacinth]

..

[unique spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151035985065426975/1291539239158157374/image0.gif

wiggle wiggle wiggle

[potent berry]

which control scenario to push?

[unique spindle]

whisphere

jk raw control

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-happy-emoji-emote-gif-9683020358594499717

NOOOOOOOOO JOEY

[sage oasis]

OMG

YAY

HES DEAD

[unique spindle]

@rose night blud prayed on your down fall 🙏🏻 😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149022038263078922/1325308183605936159/bounce.gif

also whos the person thats pushing for fuschia/indigo

a while ago

[lunar dove]

better go head n play these n get em fuschia

[lunar dove]

prob sean

[hushed patrol]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdHFM6fK/ @potent sand

[rose night]

im gonna send the viscose squad on yo ass

[unique spindle]

😱

[unique spindle]

o

[lunar dove]

i hacent been in vt gen much

but sean is the 1 person

that was actively talkin abt getting indigo

[atomic nebula]

yo

[empty chasm]

what should i practice that if whern i am on target in fragpunk once i am on target my hand starts to like shake or feels like it want too

[lunar dove]

fragpunk?

aint that game dead

[unique spindle]

punkfrag

[shell briar]

Show me my respect VT general

I need my daily respect

Pls and thank u

[fiery flume]

bro I threw myself off with the tempo match

[lunar dove]

no

[shell briar]

Grrr

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[sage oasis]

IM SORRY JOEY

[south parcel]

No

Fuck you

[shell briar]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

U don't wanna see me angy....

[placid jungle]

will you explode

[south parcel]

I want to see your other side

[shell briar]

I'll eat you

[placid jungle]

why

[shell briar]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-10716240703274708505

[placid jungle]

I'm not tasty

[shell briar]

U don't know that

silly

[placid jungle]

okay why would you know then

[south parcel]

Lmfao

Not that way

[shell briar]

That's me

I'm beautiful

[placid jungle]

fatty

[shell briar]

Damn right

[elfin mulch]

dont apologize to this fraud

[placid jungle]

why did it just become white

[shell briar]

what became white

[placid jungle]

you

[shell briar]

I'm always white

[placid jungle]

no

it was just black

[shell briar]

Yeah

No it wasn'

You're crazy

??

[placid jungle]

you just changed it

you're a gaslighter

[shell briar]

No I didn't

You have no proof

[placid jungle]

I saw it change

[shell briar]

That's not a word

Silly goose

[placid jungle]

my eyes don't deceive me

[shell briar]

Your brain is a pyramid of lies with each level more developed than the last

Your eyes are but one of the levels

Your senses betray you

Understand this and you will ascend

[fiery flume]

what did I just join chat to bro

[shell briar]

Hey Rei!!!!

Hi man!!!

I missed you man!!!

[fiery flume]

hi

[shell briar]

Dude I've been up for like 21 hours I'm so tired!!!

[fiery flume]

get to bed bro

sleep time

[shell briar]

And I did Scrims today in Apex so I feel like I'm delusional

I'm doing homework

I gotta get this Python shit doen

done

[fiery flume]

feels bad bro

[shell briar]

Fuck college bro

Fuck college.

[placid jungle]

no they don't

I'm gonna do evil unkind things to you

[sage oasis]

true...

its just joey after all

[shell briar]

😊

Okay!!!

[placid jungle]

I'm gonna... hurt you... ingame

[rose night]

college is just you paying to suffer

[shell briar]

[rose night]

nobody can tell me otherwise

[shell briar]

Literally, it's miserable

I'm on Freshman yr rn

Pain and misery bro

I'm 19 and feel 30

Like fuck me

Fuck. Me.

[placid jungle]

drop out and bedrot

[rose night]

gang im boutta be in my third year soon

shit does not get better

[shell briar]

This is a good idea Kyu

I like this idea a lot

[shell briar]

This is incredibly true from what I've heard

Bro I don't even wanna go to college I want to like go get a trade or something

[placid jungle]

I'm a chud who hasn't gone to classes in 8 months

[shell briar]

Relatable

[placid jungle]

I'm not going for another year

[elfin mulch]

little old joey_mudskipper

[shell briar]

I do hybrid online and physical

So I didn't have to live on campus

But dude

When I go to campus

Rarely

I hate it

[rose night]

8 am is the worst thing to ever exist

[placid jungle]

there is nothing that can make me wake up at 7am to attend classes

[shell briar]

Yeah

I have a hour commute for classes

I'm not going to anything before 12

ngl

[bold dock]

evil murder man behind you

[rose night]

i would be getting like 3-4 hours of sleep and having 3 classes in that day

[placid jungle]

he can murder me

[shell briar]

the peenar snipper guy

[rose night]

same

[shell briar]

It's painful no? I hate it so much

[fiery flume]

lowkey happy with this after a 3 week break

[rose night]

its horrible for 8 am classes

like i legit dread falling asleep during those fays

if i fall asleep im fucked cause ima wake up tired but if i dont fall asleep im also fucked cuz no sleep

[shell briar]

I just don't go

I stay home and do other stuff ngl

As long as I keep over like a 3.2 gpa I'm happy I'm just here for the degree

Fuck getting straight As

[hushed patrol]

@fallen slate This made me think of you LMFAO

[rose night]

mine was mandatory

it was a lab so its ggs

[shell briar]

My labs are at like 6pm duded

So dumb

Drive out an hour at 5pm....

Pain...

[rose night]

id rather that than 8 am

[placid jungle]

what could you possibly do without kovaaks for 3 weeks

[shell briar]

Die

[shell briar]

100% better but I lowkey be skipping it for apex scrims

I got priorities.

[fiery flume]

cry

I just got burnt out tbh

work is a lot

[placid jungle]

what do most people even play

are kovaaks players really employed

[fiery flume]

I have pretty much no games left, I'm playing some warframe tho

[shell briar]

No and probably like valorant or something

I don't aim train anymore

But I really only play Apex and Quake

I retired from that aim training stuff

too much work

[placid jungle]

I need to find an actual game to play

[shell briar]

Way to hard for me to keep up with these youngins

Play not Apex

It's bad

[placid jungle]

otherwise I'm going to spend the remainder of my year

on kovaaks

[rose night]

NO IT IS NOT

I GOTTA WAKE UP AT 6 AM

[placid jungle]

I can't track

[shell briar]

NO I MEAN MY TIME IS BETTER

!!!

[rose night]

o

[shell briar]

Just strafe max it's okay...

Dude I tried playing kovaaks again

I'm like Jade now

The fall

[placid jungle]

dude

[shell briar]

The fall.

[placid jungle]

I'm diamond in tracking

[shell briar]

800 hours in KovaaKs went from freaking GM complete Season 3 to Jade Complete with all Masters tracking.

I'm a chud.

A freaking. Chud.

[placid jungle]

my static and linear is master

and my speed switching maybe gm

[shell briar]

My static is diamond

Don't question me

[placid jungle]

then I just have a bunch of chud diamond tracking

[shell briar]

I am too good

Real

Bring back strafe scenarios

They were so fun

[placid jungle]

💔 💔

at least you were gm

[shell briar]

Terrible for getting better at the game

But fun

[shell briar]

I did for fun scenarios and barely played benches

Don't ask me how many gridshot plays I have

[placid jungle]

sometimes I wonder why I play kovaaks

[shell briar]

It's toooooo many

Real

[placid jungle]

I have like 2 total gridshot plays

[shell briar]

I have

2k

Maybe

idk

Something around there

[placid jungle]

bum.

[shell briar]

No

chad.

[placid jungle]

chud

[shell briar]

Strong jawline, 6'2, 210 lean

That's me

That's what u get from playing gridshot

It's true

[placid jungle]

210kg not lean

[shell briar]

Look at WhoIsAqua

[placid jungle]

all body fat

[shell briar]

210kg piggy

built like roadhog

Oink oink

🐷

[placid jungle]

yep you

[shell briar]

Yeah but roadhog is tuff

[placid jungle]

🌚 🌚 🌚

[shell briar]

🌝

[placid jungle]

I hate... TRACKING GAMES!!!

[shell briar]

Play Valorant

I heard they are really nice over there

[placid jungle]

I don't wanna anymore

[shell briar]

Probably

[placid jungle]

valorant sucks

I lost 400rr in 2 days

[shell briar]

Play counterstrike

I heard they're

[placid jungle]

I haven't played since

[shell briar]

REALLY nice

Over there

[placid jungle]

9 cheaters in the match

and I will be the only legit player

[shell briar]

Relatable actually

[placid jungle]

and then I get votekicked

[shell briar]

This is true

That is true

[placid jungle]

just becomes hvh

[shell briar]

Play Team Fortress 2

That's pretty alive

And u never have to track if u don't play heavy

Think about it

[placid jungle]

tf2 is too old

I'm just a little sweet kid

[shell briar]

Games as old as me

And I'm not even old

[placid jungle]

yeah you're like 40

[shell briar]

can't be that much older than u

[placid jungle]

probably 50 soon

[shell briar]

Alright bro

Freak u dud

[placid jungle]

I speak the truth

[shell briar]

Yeah ur like 12

Fresh born'

[placid jungle]

wtf?..

[shell briar]

Just out the womb

[placid jungle]

yeah and that's what you're into huh?..

apex predator

[shell briar]

waht...

wat...

da freak...

[placid jungle]

fucking apex player

[plush agate]

idk bruh cs is pretty ok for me when i play

[shell briar]

Woah dude that's a hard f word...

We say freaking around here

Keeping it family friendly now

[placid jungle]

I'm not paying for ranked

just to have cheaters rampant

in lobbies

[shell briar]

My friends play it a lot and they enjoy it

But they play faceit

so idk

[plush agate]

you can play faceit

[shell briar]

if that's better

[plush agate]

its free

[placid jungle]

idk

I'm tired of val cs kind of games

[shell briar]

Time to play overwatch

[placid jungle]

but then every fps is tracking

[shell briar]

Widow only

[placid jungle]

it's so doomed

[shell briar]

Widowmaker my beloved

I'd do anything

Anything.

[plush agate]

ya i havent played faceit since last year tho

[shell briar]

My friends play it really often and they think it's in a decent spot

[placid jungle]

I stopped playing val like 2w ago

when I lost 400rr

[shell briar]

But faceit 3-5 is like

cheaters consistent kinda

[placid jungle]

from like immo1 to almost diamond3

[shell briar]

sounds so aids dude

Holy rank nuke

U got elo adjusted ig

[placid jungle]

bro

my kd went from like 1.2

[plush agate]

hmm idk when i was that rank it was in csgo

[placid jungle]

to 1.03

actually unwinnable

[plush agate]

i would consistently get dodged tho

[placid jungle]

I can drop 40 and still lose

💔 💔

it's just not worth it anymore

[plush agate]

damn

[shell briar]

The fate of a tac shooter gamer

[placid jungle]

the fate of SOLO queuing

[shell briar]

Oooooooh

Yeah

That would do it

I don't queue ranked in any game at all unless I'm at least duo'd

I refuse to

[plush agate]

but is low elo faceit rly that bad

[shell briar]

I'll go over mic and say genuinely heinou shit that would get me killed

[placid jungle]

I lost my duo and went from immo3 almost to asc3

[shell briar]

Yeah it's smurfs and wall hackers

[placid jungle]

then asc1 and almost d3

[shell briar]

Really bad

[plush agate]

i have a couple of friends who are like lvl 5-7 and they said its fine

[placid jungle]

ya but

you see it was either play val

or play nothing

until I discovered I could chudrot on kovaaks

[shell briar]

KovaaKs chudrotting

[plush agate]

smurfs i get but i doubt that there are hella wallers

[shell briar]

U never have to play another game again

think about it

[placid jungle]

but then I do think about it

[shell briar]

I got no idea that's jsut what they told me

They're all faceit 10 tho

so

[placid jungle]

and realize I have no gain from aim training

[shell briar]

They haven't been there in a bit

[shell briar]

This is true

Aim training is only useful until a certain point

Then it's like

Just play the game brah

[placid jungle]

my tracking is genuinely so fucked

[plush agate]

ya i mean so am i, ig they just watched kerovski and took the black pill

[placid jungle]

I tried a jade palace scen today

and found out I'm barely diamond

[shell briar]

Time to start strafe maxxing

Never move ur mouse

[placid jungle]

💔 💔

[shell briar]

Only mirror and anti sometimes

Strafe maxxing is the method bro

Trust

[placid jungle]

cripple gaming

[shell briar]

Me as FUCK

My old hands can't move how they used to

Wrinkly and decrepit bro

Lord save me

[placid jungle]

bro

I realized I have 0 fingertip movement

it's all wrist and arm

[shell briar]

That's okay

I knowa goat who palms

Now

He may not have scores anymore

But he the goat

[placid jungle]

but kovaaks scenario big number = good

[shell briar]

Truth

Idk tho like

U can get Astra - Celestial

No finger movement

But

[placid jungle]

can you

[shell briar]

Gonna be hard

Maybe

Idk probably

I don't use my fingers much

[placid jungle]

what about like chud scens like popcorn

I stg all those celestials use fingertip grips or some shit

[shell briar]

Just abuse the top axis section of the bounce with your wrist

Nah it's just pathing

You can just path so you don't need fingers

Lowkey

[placid jungle]

😭 😭

[shell briar]

KovaaKs so easy to abuse to get good scores without

[placid jungle]

I wouldn't know

[shell briar]

Needing good mouse control

It's funny

[placid jungle]

I'm like plat in popcorn

[shell briar]

Yeah it's probably ur pathing then

These words I say are beyond the current state of aim training

They don't know META abusing anymore

[placid jungle]

I don't ever wanna play popcorn

nobody is moving like that in valorant

[shell briar]

Popcorn was my first gm

It's so fun

Have u done the old popcorns

[placid jungle]

uhhh

[shell briar]

Where they go to the skies

That's the good shit

[placid jungle]

oh

yeah I hate those more

[shell briar]

Way too fun

[placid jungle]

you sound like some old crackhead reminiscing

[shell briar]

I am

[placid jungle]

smh

[shell briar]

At my old ripe age of 19

Pushing 20

Basically a corpse

[placid jungle]

holy old

[shell briar]

People over 20 are fucking dead bro

[fiery flume]

aura

[shell briar]

Dead.

[placid jungle]

yeah.

over 20 is DEAD.

you hear that?

[shell briar]

if it was .44 it would be tuff

[plush agate]

agreed

[placid jungle]

the other guy in the chat?

[plush agate]

im only master in it tho

[shell briar]

Rei is dying soon he's like 25

[placid jungle]

yeah rip

[shell briar]

It's a good time

[placid jungle]

send flowers to his grave

[shell briar]

Already on it

This is too much yapping

I haven't talked this much

[plush agate]

ya i enjoy playing dynamic in general

[shell briar]

In this server

In fucking ages

Kill me

[placid jungle]

it's ok

[shell briar]

I'm going back to 2024 bro, this isn't a good look

[placid jungle]

this is the only server I've talked in

in the past like 3mo

[shell briar]

Pasu was my favorite category for a bit

[shell briar]

I only talk in my main discord I own that's for just apex ranked and comp lol

With like some words spoken in EEC

Which is the like pro league scrim hub

But it's usually me calling someone dogshit

So

[placid jungle]

💔 💔

[shell briar]

Chatting in public servers makes me feel like an NPC now

[placid jungle]

they got you

[shell briar]

I'm just evil bro

[placid jungle]

it's ok to be an npc

[shell briar]

And toxic no cap

[plush agate]

we are all npcs

[shell briar]

Me when I watch twitch unironically

[shell briar]

Hey man I'm playing my character rn

[plush agate]

ok that is taking it too far

[placid jungle]

is that really npc behavior

[shell briar]

I do this daily

[plush agate]

no you are not in control

[placid jungle]

I think my schedule is genuinely top 10 npc behaviors

I wake up

take a walk

[shell briar]

Twitch, Discord, valorant

[placid jungle]

play kovaaks

and sleep

[plush agate]

i have a j*b so im top 1 npc

[shell briar]

Do u do college Kyu

[placid jungle]

holy employed

[placid jungle]

no dude

[shell briar]

Or are u a bum

[placid jungle]

I'm a minor.

[shell briar]

Bum.

[placid jungle]

I'm basically homeschooled

not really

but I'm just rotting for a year until I decide to go to university

[shell briar]

Real

[placid jungle]

next year september

maybe

[shell briar]

I took like a 5 month break from school when I graduated HS

It was nice

I just worked like 25 hours a week and played video games

[placid jungle]

I don't wanna go back to waking up early

[shell briar]

Shit was tough

[placid jungle]

I like my chud schedule of waking up at 3pm

[placid jungle]

working...

I have not experienced employment yet

too scary to become employed

[shell briar]

Employement

Is actually fun imo

I enjoy working

I’m a vet tech rn

[placid jungle]

I think I'd rather go back to school

[shell briar]

Good money

Dogs

So nice

[shell briar]

I hate school.

[placid jungle]

I need to socialize with human beings

[plush agate]

same, im going back next year

[shell briar]

I socialize at work

And at parties with friends

The actual school part blows

[placid jungle]

I think the only positive would be socializing for me

[placid jungle]

sigh

boring

[plush agate]

pretty big positive

[placid jungle]

working is boring

[shell briar]

Depends on the job imo

Like manual labor

Is my favorite

Because I can lift heavy shit all day

[placid jungle]

I think manual labor is fun

[shell briar]

I did a warehouse job where I just moved pallets

I enjoyed that

[placid jungle]

I wish I could become a photographer

but it probably pays nothing

[pine cliff]

What if you became a wedding photographer

[placid jungle]

do those even pay well

[shell briar]

It pays so well

If your good

[placid jungle]

I don't wanna get a career that pays me like

2 dollars annually

[shell briar]

Very skill based job

No it can pay insanely well but you have to be good

One of my best friends makes like

[rose night]

college would be fun if you took out the entire academic part

[shell briar]

60k ish a year

Doing that

[placid jungle]

the so called skill in photography is just photo processing and editing

[shell briar]

Yeah like I love everything else

Like

[pine cliff]

Yess

[idle fjord]

justspending money?

[placid jungle]

this kind of sounds awful

[shell briar]

I fucking LOVE parties bro, but I don’t drink or anything

[rose night]

ok the entire suffering part

[shell briar]

I just sit there

[rose night]

never went to one

[shell briar]

And poke fun at intoxicated people

[placid jungle]

I could just continue my pharmaceutical path and make like

more than 100k a year probably

[shell briar]

It’s decent money

And it’s fun

I make like

50k ish a year as a Vet tech rn

Not done with college

So

I’m going to be a veterinarian

[placid jungle]

I think below 100k a year is too low

I would rather work some miserable job making a good wage

[shell briar]

It depends on who you’re with

But they’re fun

I’m just gonna marry a rich widow

Get me a wife who makes $1m a year

Then I can be a CHUD

[placid jungle]

are you some 10/10 stud though

[shell briar]

I’m like

[placid jungle]

what if you get ntred

[shell briar]

A solid 8

[shell briar]

Oh hell no

[placid jungle]

your wife that makes 1m is going to hire some male maid

and he's gonna ntr you

you're gonna spend the rest of your life as a beggar.