general

[sour totem]

?

?

?

?

[hollow pivot]

🪜

[fiery flume]

build a bridge and get over it.

[hollow pivot]

thats not a lie btw

that actually happened

[sour totem]

DID THEY GET BANNED?

[polar pivot]

istg theres something

[peak estuary]

guess.

[hollow pivot]

highly doubt it

[fiery flume]

you are schizophrenic

[sour totem]

I can't wait for the rawinput files

[placid jungle]

wait so what masters have entered the "jade" tourney

[sour totem]

I know there's something dastardly going on atp

[fiery flume]

you mean the zcn files?

[tawny brook]

i mean...i did...better...i guess?

[exotic pivot]

i actually saw it but i saw something else wait

[tawny brook]

this counts...right....?

[sour totem]

all of them

[placid jungle]

is this information factual and verifiable

[unkempt fulcrum]

me

im in that jade tourney

[potent berry]

guys have y'all tried fruit soup ?

[hollow pivot]

bro what

[sour totem]

yeah smartass

[potent berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452317804878368842/1454190218524491837/loner.gif

[sour totem]

everyone knows fruit soup

[hollow pivot]

if theyre talking about yogurt parfait that is the most disgusting way ive ever heard of it being described

[sour totem]

it's just like tomato soup

[brisk fossil]

You never had fruit soup??

[polar pivot]

nah istg its an image of a realistic pig that looks so serious

[leaden sundial]

fruit soup:

[hollow pivot]

?????????????????????????????????????

[exotic pivot]

thats the one i saw i swear im not trolling 😭

[sour totem]

ew

[potent berry]

I can see this being good after being starved in the great depression for the length of a month

[exotic pivot]

fruit soup sounds nasty

[next copper]

xfgdchsaiunjdksjandkjmsankjmdmcn sajmk,ndkj,s an d;sa

[exotic pivot]

wait isnt that just syrup?

[hollow pivot]

nah thats actually so grossd

[hollow pivot]

same

[potent berry]

@maiden pawn have u tried fruit soup

he's the soup guy

iirc

[potent sand]

I’m splitting the prize pool tho

Between em

[exotic pivot]

whatever fruit soup is im convinced it tastes better as the actual ingredients uncooked

like yh gimme some fruit and water not whatever that is 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

maybe means fruit salad

[potent sand]

25$ to jades 25$ to masters

[unkempt fulcrum]

Surely

[potent sand]

R u gonna sign up?

[potent sand]

Or u

I need ppls

To sign up

[exotic pivot]

🤤

[unkempt fulcrum]

can i troll

[placid jungle]

it's segregated right

[potent sand]

Lmfao ye

[hollow pivot]

thats still not what they described 😭

[potent sand]

Till the finals

[unkempt fulcrum]

maybe

[exotic pivot]

im not good enough gang

[placid jungle]

what's the finals for

the jade vs master

[potent sand]

Lmfao ye

[potent sand]

U r twin

[next copper]

@maiden pawn

[exotic pivot]

i suck at every game

[placid jungle]

is it just 25$ for whichever jade and master gets into semifinals

[exotic pivot]

you need real players

[next copper]

is HIMS hitting $100 soon

[sullen lance]

i root for pineapple

[exotic pivot]

🙅‍♀️

[sullen lance]

🎊

[next copper]

can you ask your insider friends

[hollow pivot]

wait he might have the hard read

[leaden sundial]

its just the pith from the oranges looking gross

[potent sand]

Ye I thinks

[leaden sundial]

i shouldved peeled them better

[placid jungle]

wdym you think

[potent sand]

That sounds fair right?

[leaden sundial]

but i made jam with them

[placid jungle]

ya

you're the organizer aren't you

[potent sand]

Ahh

I am but

I didn’t prepare well enough

[placid jungle]

it's ok you have like 6 days still

[potent sand]

I’m going with the flow ya know

[fallen slate]

I need to atone for the sins I just committed

Threw a giga run

[next copper]

is it going to hit 100

[fallen slate]

[potent sand]

Uh oh

[next copper]

are they coming to EU

[exotic pivot]

how do people play pasu without missing like 50 times in a row? 😭

[hasty verge]

skill

[exotic pivot]

😔

[sullen lance]

dont miss, hope this helps

500million dollar coaching open now

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-11954040389595096870

[exotic pivot]

ill start saving up rn

😼

[hollow pivot]

maybe in a few years unless theres a big spike

[hollow pivot]

why

u tryna get smth from them? 😭

[next copper]

money

[hollow pivot]

well why does it matter if they come to EU

global expansion?

[next copper]

stock

goes

up

[bold dock]

do i grind pasu

or do i go make lujnch

and enjoy life

[cedar olive]

pasu

[next copper]

pasu

[unkempt fulcrum]

just gambel bro

[brisk fossil]

usap

[sage tusk]

@kindred scarab i hav but the quality looks weird

idk if that matters or not

[kindred scarab]

send dms

[potent berry]

doordash some fast food slop + grind pasu

[hollow pivot]

i was gonna say it seems oddly specific cuz ur EU but they prob wouldnt be allowed to expand in a lot of asia right?

idk a ton about law anyways

[hushed patrol]

@floral spindle do i get an xm2 or wait and get a xm2 8k v2

[next copper]

no clue about asia

but theres a rumor about eu

[fallen slate]

My eyes born

[floral spindle]

V2

I can send u mine over

CheapeRrR

[hushed patrol]

Fr?

[floral spindle]

Yea

We can talk about it tmrw

I’m extremely tired rn

[brisk fossil]

You could do uh

[earnest dome]

Hope y'all are Excited for October 16th cause that is when Another movie comes out

[brisk fossil]

Jumping jacks

Get the blood pumping

[exotic pivot]

what movie?

[next copper]

yes please

[potent berry]

Raw input: the documentary

1000 pages of google docs

[earnest dome]

Street Fighter movie

[hushed patrol]

Not you boi

[earnest dome]

Actually

[next copper]

JELP{ HE*LKP EHJLP HELP

[exotic pivot]

ohhh

[exotic pivot]

id watch this

[earnest dome]

2 Superstars are in the Street Fighter Movie & those names are Cody Rhodes & Roman Reigns

[exotic pivot]

i dont know anything about street fighter </3

[potent sand]

Saliba

Did u see the scenes I picked 😭

Vt Driftts elite s5

[hasty verge]

2-1 hahahah saliba

[hushed patrol]

ARE YOU STILL ON THIS

WHY

[sage tusk]

bro what plat is tracking this 😭

[floral spindle]

U are evil bri

[sage tusk]

i dont think i can even track that

[floral spindle]

Some shit came up irl

[potent sand]

It’s switching

[floral spindle]

My friend at the hospital I was busy with her

Sorry I couldn’t help out

[placid jungle]

heh.

me

[potent sand]

Also the clicking ones r goated

Frogtagon entry clusters

[next copper]

NO PB UYET

[floral spindle]

Link em to me

[placid jungle]

wait loopy how is it gonna work

[floral spindle]

I’ll check em out tmrw

[potent sand]

Check AA

[placid jungle]

is it just 1v1 and whoever gets higher

[potent sand]

Or my thread

[placid jungle]

on the scenario

[supple pier]

why

[potent sand]

Bo3

[leaden sundial]

hope this helps

[potent sand]

One run and whoever gets higher wins the round

[placid jungle]

idk what AA is

[potent sand]

Same scen

[potent sand]

Nun

[placid jungle]

ah

[supple pier]

no shot im winning ts 😭

o lord

[potent sand]

Best o 3 tho

And u can’t pick a cat twice

[sage tusk]

how many resets

[placid jungle]

0?

it's 1 run isn't it

[sage tusk]

ya but like

if u choke in 5 sec

[placid jungle]

unlucky ig

just lock in for the next 55

[hushed patrol]

CAHNGE THE THEME

[potent sand]

3 but if u play out more then 10sec u cant reset

[sage tusk]

is ok khaled gave me the reactive keys

im escaping boblow

[potent sand]

Like u can instant reset a few times

[placid jungle]

are the scenarios listed

publicly yet

[potent sand]

I made 2 playlists

Check my thread

Didn’t post it yet tho

Not tracking yet tho

[next copper]

WHY

[placid jungle]

I think I'll give up on tracking

I will lock in for clicking and switching

I'm not winning tracking unless it's a gold complete

[next copper]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[leaden sundial]

aech did u see my graph, i think it would help

[molten pilot]

duda general hay hablantes de espanol?

[potent sand]

Lmfao

[placid jungle]

@sage tusk wait what grip do you use

since you do tracking right

[hushed patrol]

IDK

[sage tusk]

i dont

i do everything lmao

[hushed patrol]

ALWAYS WORTH A SHOT

[sage tusk]

but ftip

im just ok at everything

[placid jungle]

ya but tracking on your viscose seems better

overall

[sage tusk]

o ya

[candid grotto]

@shell briar super larp

[sage tusk]

i dont like viscose clicking stuff

[placid jungle]

have you tried 1w3ts pasu perfected micro

it's pretty fun I think

[shell briar]

me

[placid jungle]

feels like static honestly

[royal sluice]

#es-chat

[idle fjord]

Damn fuck me ig

[potent sand]

lol

[idle fjord]

Area-51 in this server

[next copper]

rOKAY CHANGED

[sage tusk]

which one

[placid jungle]

pasu perfected micro goated

you have 1.28k on it

[molten pilot]

gracias!!!!!!

[placid jungle]

my floating heads is only wool wtf

I thought I had linen on it

[bold dock]

whatre the odds i get my info taken if i xclick this

[placid jungle]

0

you can trust big roro

[sage tusk]

bro i cant

b2b

[royal sluice]

this is es-chat

[placid jungle]

are those reactive

[bold dock]

he has 12 hours of cs onhis acount LOL

[sage tusk]

ya

[idle fjord]

I know

[bold dock]

and im googling the polatform

it deadass doesnt exist

[placid jungle]

💔 💔

[bold dock]

the website says ev challengers but the description says orange ladders

[placid jungle]

I can't do any tracking

[idle fjord]

"Orange Ladders"

[placid jungle]

my smoothness is so shit

unless it's completely horizontal

[bold dock]

LOLLL

i am like googling to find the website

it deadass isnt real

[idle fjord]

This makes me wish I had my burner laptop

😭

[bold dock]

i think he got hacked i fear

and hes trying to loop me into it

[next copper]

yes

[sage tusk]

the incredible b2b2b choke

[next copper]

account hijacked

[sage tusk]

actually on a generational run

[placid jungle]

😭 😭

[next copper]

this is a common scam

[placid jungle]

so close to velvet

[next copper]

they change the domain though

they ask for a sub

cuz someone cant play

you have to log in to the page with your steam acc

[fallen slate]

It got cold in my room so fast

Okay small little raw control Purge

[bold dock]

i was wondering why he was asking about cs as if he doesnt have 6k hours on d2 and 12 on cs

[strong condor]

Mfs doing anything nowdays

[hasty verge]

whats the white shi 😭

[strong condor]

My nut

Idk

[potent berry]

now this is real fruit soup

[hasty verge]

real

[bold dock]

probably mold

[sage tusk]

you genuinely cant script it any better

[strong condor]

Probably the watermelon liquid with bacteria and shit

Cause its been like 100 days

[hasty verge]

oh yea i just realized thats atimelaps

[strong condor]

Why is discord chugging

[shell briar]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-10716240703274708505

[hasty verge]

pass

[shell briar]

PUSSY

[hasty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[next copper]

at least it says "challengers" this time

[strong condor]

Woah woah woah

Chill

[next copper]

last time ive seen it it was "challangers"

[strong condor]

Worst bio I've ever seen 😭

This guy sent me a friend request

Probably trying to scam me

[peak estuary]

🎮 😜

[strong condor]

Quirky gamer

[exotic pivot]

😭

[meager meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-side-eye-bombastic-bombastic-side-eye-gif-2838294034054004015

[placid jungle]

is that chiffon

[unkempt fulcrum]

skin*

[strong condor]

Gg

[hasty verge]

gn chat

[next copper]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-10955612

[white viper]

i no black

[gray jungle]

Had a fitness workout at burger firm

Pushin weights n what not

I think it might help push scores

[gray jungle]

Sounds a bit aggresive ig

[strong condor]

Me Dominican papi

[sage tusk]

10 off lol

[exotic pivot]

HAHAHA

[potent sand]

Goated

[potent sand]

HOW U KNOW IM DOMINICAN PAPPIUUUU

[white viper]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-bacon-egg-and-cheese-gif-3136732786355308631

[upper token]

Are u latino

[potent sand]

No I’m wasian

[sage tusk]

finally got first fuschia

back to air jail 💔

[potent sand]

W

[exotic pivot]

wasian 🤤

[exotic pivot]

nicee

what scen?

[sage tusk]

1w3ts Pasu Perfected Micro Goated

wait no

the inter version

[gloomy flume]

🤤

[exotic pivot]

oh wow

thats a hard one

[potent sand]

Ayo?!

[exotic pivot]

HAHAHAH

[shadow junco]

ur never guessing my race!!!

[potent sand]

Dominican

[exotic pivot]

white

[gloomy flume]

French Canadian

[potent sand]

Omg Dylan u shoulda seen my stream today

[shadow junco]

im not funny enough

i just sound american

[gloomy flume]

Tabarnak

[potent sand]

Xqc

[shadow junco]

o?

what i miss

[sour totem]

peak

[gloomy flume]

Lowkey the only good one

And Dylan I guess

[fallen slate]

I'm a little bit pissed off by the scenario name

[placid jungle]

try pokeball

[fallen slate]

Being Off centered again

[placid jungle]

I think you can get fuchsia on it

[gloomy flume]

W vt gen self promo method

[shadow junco]

oo

[gloomy flume]

Who won ur tourney?

[potent sand]

I didn’t even post my twitch 😭

[potent sand]

It’s next week

Dud

[gloomy flume]

Oh

[potent sand]

Sunday

[gloomy flume]

Should I win it

[placid jungle]

aura

[potent sand]

Yes do it

For the plot

[gloomy flume]

I’ll have to really think about it

I’ll get back to you

[placid jungle]

loopy what's your favorite vt s5 scenario

[potent sand]

Mmm

Depends on my mood 😭

[placid jungle]

uh

[sage tusk]

wait

[placid jungle]

what about now

[sage tusk]

loopy i fear i may get indigo before 26th

[potent sand]

I’m excited to play raw control Astra 😋

[placid jungle]

indigo is master isn't it

[potent sand]

It’s fuschia

[sage tusk]

o

ok im fine

[gloomy flume]

Raw control so good

[exotic pivot]

fuchsia

[placid jungle]

fuchsia can be in it??

[potent sand]

Wait

[placid jungle]

isn't fuchsia like gm-nova

[potent sand]

Is indigo gm?

[potent sand]

No

Def not

[sage tusk]

it overlaps

[potent sand]

Is indigo allowed

Idk

[sage tusk]

wait i can grab it

[exotic pivot]

fuchsia feels way easier than gm

[potent sand]

Popcorn fun

Ww5t grew on me

[visual bronze]

play everything without submitting

ezz

[potent sand]

No 😭

[placid jungle]

ya but it's complete

[potent sand]

I have like 3 tracking fuschias

With nova

[sage tusk]

"hare = below iron
ermine = iron
penguin = bronze
fox = silver
mammoth = gold
cinnabar = gold
orca = plat
viridian = plat
saffron = plat, dia
seal = mid diamond
celadon = dia, jade
cerulean = mid jade - low master
lavender = mid master
wool = very high master
indigo = mid grandmaster
linen = high grandmaster
fuchsia = low nova
velvet = low nova
chiffon = high nova
satin = low astra
silk = high astra

important to note though, this is matching vt rank as a whole for vt rank here. an individual linen score is not equal to an individual grandmaster score in voltaic, but since in vt you can get a rank with only 4 scores and here you need like 13 or smth the individual score targets will be easier
so a wool score might be jade, but a wool rank is high master"

[placid jungle]

fuchsia overall = gm

nova*

[exotic pivot]

yh for sure

[sage tusk]

might be the method

[exotic pivot]

but like for the ranks per scen

[placid jungle]

linen is high gm??

[exotic pivot]

getting fuchsia in one scen is much easier than gm in one scen

[placid jungle]

ya cause it's overall

viscose is easier per scen

[exotic pivot]

frfr

[potent sand]

Naur

Not at all 😭

[shadow junco]

@potent sand im so cooked im nearly nova smalldot and like master level widewall static rn

[exotic pivot]

😔

[shadow junco]

IM RELEARNING

its so hard

for me rn

[potent sand]

Uh oh

Widewall is just speed

[shadow junco]

yeaa

[placid jungle]

do you guys have any anime recommendations

[shadow junco]

im master/ low gm rn

skill level

probs

rip

[gloomy flume]

Id love to relearn static how to forget

[placid jungle]

why would you want to learn static

[gloomy flume]

Master complete

[placid jungle]

isn't vt static just pacing

and accuracy

[potent sand]

No not ww5t

That’s just speed

[placid jungle]

is it

it seems more like clustering

I can't do ww5t anyways so idk

[rose night]

wait how

[shadow junco]

a lot of wide flicks

but some clusters

[placid jungle]

they're pretty close

[shadow junco]

maybe intermediate

[placid jungle]

can that really be considered wide

[shadow junco]

lmao

on advanced they can be super far apart

[rose night]

bro i thought i was tripping

[placid jungle]

if ww5t adv is wide then what is 1w2ts adv

[shadow junco]

1w2ts are mad close tg

[rose night]

like no shot he took it that serious

[placid jungle]

are they

[shadow junco]

yes

[sage tusk]

brother how is kovaaks stuttering on 4k

[placid jungle]

they always spawn at the very top and bottom for me

[shadow junco]

u can cheese it with mad low sens

[rose night]

like raw input is genuinely weird

[shadow junco]

they eventually come to centre and it's close smallflicks basically

[rose night]

like they have an obsession with seals cats/leopards and yuri

[shadow junco]

they arent that wide anyway

[placid jungle]

I stg ww5t isn't as wide as 1w2ts

I'll check later today maybe

[dim gale]

what do you think ww means

[potent berry]

speak the truth joey

[shadow junco]

when i first played voltaic ever on s3 i called it "world war 3 targets"

[placid jungle]

I have no fucking clue

[potent berry]

This happened earlier btw, u think they judged my LG tag

[placid jungle]

I asked it in loopy's stream

nobody answered

[shadow junco]

it means widewall

loool

[placid jungle]

oh

what does 1w mean then

[dim gale]

1w

1 wall

[quiet widget]

1 wide

[dim gale]

its not that deep no

[placid jungle]

1 wall??

is ww not 1 wall as well

[dim gale]

theres 1 wall and theres x amount of targets in it

[shadow junco]

dawg

[potent sand]

This guy is rage baiting

[unique tree]

W bait

[potent sand]

One wall that’s wide

[shadow junco]

😭

[potent sand]

[placid jungle]

I swear to I am not baiting

maybe I'm slow

[agile lily]

I thought it was wobbly wall

The wall moves

[potent sand]

W rage bait

[agile lily]

[potent sand]

Lmfao

[unique tree]

No comment

[unique tree]

Get this bullshit off of my screen

[rose night]

hes right

[agile lily]

Only explaination as how im not at 100% accuracy 100% of the time

[placid jungle]

wait wtf

[rose night]

its been proven that almost every corny meme has involved cats in some way

[placid jungle]

I never realized ww5t was like

a curved wall

[unique tree]

But not all cat memes are corny

Squares and rectangles

[coarse belfry]

joey more into brainrot

[placid jungle]

I had to search up a ww5t vod to see the wall

[agile lily]

Tung tung

[placid jungle]

I thought it was the same as 1w2ts

[unique tree]

TTT my goat

[rose night]

but alot are corny

[unique tree]

[next jacinth]

Razer glasspad coming

https://x.com/i/status/2046272873241702558

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Discover it on 04.21.26 | 8AM PDT.

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[dim gale]

not their first one

[unique tree]

Idc who the irs sends im not falling for the glass pad propaganda

[potent sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-scuba-catgif-cat-gif-3307696218951769070

[next jacinth]

Fr?

[potent sand]

Schbaaa

[dim gale]

atlas

[unique tree]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-punching-laptop-rage-smashing-screen-gif-17930159

[placid jungle]

why don't you use the higher fps one of this gif

didn't someone send it yesterday

[rugged marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-cat-scuba-gif-12924749550248300725

[potent sand]

Nah mine better

[placid jungle]

#general message

[potent sand]

I like the low res

[agile lily]

This is why my ram is $400

[placid jungle]

💔 💔

[rugged marsh]

too hd is kinda uncanny

[placid jungle]

this is the future btw

[rugged marsh]

every ai cat gif is a villages water supply

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1470372080607559742/1495386220296146984/IMB_zhs1gp.gif

[rugged marsh]

dont even work 😭

[agile lily]

Ai slowly getting rid of administrative work in law

Its jover

[humble goblet]

evening

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-mouse-gaming-mouse-bunny-funny-bunny-gif-27032224

[potent sand]

Meow

[agile lily]

Seek help

Ur a human

[sage tusk]

are u sure

[potent sand]

And ur a unc

[rugged marsh]

bro why

[agile lily]

True

[potent sand]

What

[agile lily]

Ig

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-batman-bruce-wayne-gif-17330080989025218452

[humble goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-238-gif-13658138508798947810

[placid jungle]

femboy vtuber when

[potent sand]

Find me a vtuber png

And I’ll put it on my screen

Or like a gif

[placid jungle]

is that even a vtuber

[rugged marsh]

i just pre unfollowed

[placid jungle]

that's just those pngtubers isn't it

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burglar-burglar-fat-fat-cat-cat-sneak-gif-18421006382571559040

[rose night]

take that shit to rawinput

[dim gale]

he cant

hes banned

LMAO

[potent sand]

I’m banned

Vro

[shadow junco]

hey not too bad

pbs a pb

id say im back to gm lvl

[meager meteor]

how

[sage tusk]

inciting a race war

[humble goblet]

loopy big racist

[meager meteor]

f1 pretty cool tho

[placid jungle]

what does this even mean

did he make the entire chat racist or

[humble goblet]

I love racing

[sage tusk]

ya man

gangs and all

[placid jungle]

did you hit 1.4k

on pasu perfected

[kindred scarab]

we did

[placid jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463699856961966152/1467420115275485308/G_9TNOfWEAAvFAK.gif

[kindred scarab]

damn

mb

[potent sand]

Wat my score on this

King

[placid jungle]

yeah. YOUR bad.

it's on YOU.

[sage tusk]

na i got fuchsia inter though

[rose night]

maybe thats for the best

[placid jungle]

and I HATE you.

[placid jungle]

why didn't you keep attempting the hard vers

you were like 4 off

[kindred scarab]

boblow player hates on highlow player

[rose night]

funny how the word yuri was mentioned over a thousand times in rawinput bur not even 400 times here

[placid jungle]

these aimrot slop terms are going to make me go insane

[kindred scarab]

shush u bobtvaius low boy

[storm hamlet]

LAVENDARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[potent sand]

Peak

[sage tusk]

idk i hardly ever push scenes a bunch

[storm hamlet]

bro its been awhile since ive played static clicking

[placid jungle]

is everyone in a clan or something

[storm hamlet]

man it feels so good to play it again bro

[sage tusk]

very vibey player

[placid jungle]

why does everyone have like

something in their name

[rose night]

not me

[storm hamlet]

Static soon???????????

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-pufferfish-cat-puffer-fish-ai-pufferfish-cat-ai-ai-gif-3219711934296360561

[meager meteor]

aiming after working out is soooo easy

[humble goblet]

yes

[placid jungle]

I wanna go push my viscose scores

but I need to push dotts...

[unkempt fulcrum]

no

bro?

[placid jungle]

do you have any gm scores saokoh

[sage tusk]

eh

snake track

andt hen both control

bc loopy told me to

[storm hamlet]

what

[sage tusk]

i think it wouldve been only snake forever

[placid jungle]

snaketrack seems fun

but I can't speed match or do smoothness that wide

[sage tusk]

i dont really like it its just easy

[placid jungle]

😭

I'm just a fat chud who can't track then

[kindred scarab]

haha loser

[placid jungle]

hey... you're being mean

[potent berry]

It's ok bro I'm a fat chud who can't static

[placid jungle]

it's ok though

[potent berry]

Dw Khaled probably lowkey a tsundere

[placid jungle]

static is easy to learn

you got that

[potent berry]

Yeah but I had to sacrifice my reactive trackign 💔

[storm hamlet]

Don't let khaled fuel your rage

[potent berry]

Cerulean complete but at what cost

[kindred scarab]

this is not true

[placid jungle]

I can't do any kind of tracking

[sage tusk]

last 2 for indigo

which push

[sage oasis]

WHY WOULD U FUCKING DO THAT

[potent berry]

cerulean comp

[kindred scarab]

lol

[sage oasis]

THAT WASNT FUCKING WORTH IT

[kindred scarab]

true

[sage tusk]

is gpsv3 easy

ground boy

[potent berry]

I can always relearn

lowkey

[visual bronze]

relatable

[kindred scarab]

yes

[potent berry]

and come back stonger

[visual bronze]

i have to get it now

[sage tusk]

if i play for 10 mins and dont insta pb im retiring again

[potent berry]

haha I have a higher score on ground than you

[kindred scarab]

haha

[potent berry]

#washedbtw

[kindred scarab]

what a loser

[fresh summit]

Lmfao

[sage tusk]

bro ground and me dont get along

[potent berry]

wait gg he's gonna snipe it

[kindred scarab]

are u fuschia

[sage tusk]

i probably wont

[visual bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1482891679366381648/vibeaim.gif

[potent berry]

L*vander

low bob on ground tbh

[past nebula]

Mann why’s dotts the best scen

[kindred scarab]

oh nah

[fresh summit]

I was out on my morning run and i saw a schizophrenic who was talking to the air

[placid jungle]

why don't I show up in voltaic search unless I uncapitalize my name

[kindred scarab]

thats lowkey ajde

[potent berry]

I'm like .99 away from indigo

[sage tusk]

im so serious this is literally me but instead of crashing out i play mario kart

[kindred scarab]

GET fuchia on i

[placid jungle]

it was probably me

[fresh summit]

Makes sense

[kindred scarab]

air mentioned lol

air

[potent berry]

doable after I get lav overall n once my semester is over

[kindred scarab]

who cares about overall

lock in

[placid jungle]

how do people do ground

[kindred scarab]

idk

[potent sand]

Wymmm

[placid jungle]

I'm jade in aether but dia in ground

[kindred scarab]

j*de lol

[storm hamlet]

Do it loopy i know you want to do a static arc

[placid jungle]

💔 💔

[kindred scarab]

sheet?

[placid jungle]

stop discrimating

[kindred scarab]

it’s okay it’s to myself too

[placid jungle]

https://app.voltaic.gg/takuyu

I can't screenshot

I'm on mobile

[keen cloud]

Who knows what’s for dinner

[potent sand]

I just finished my static arc

Tfym 😭

I’m on tracking arc now

[kindred scarab]

get aether master

[kindred scarab]

butter chicken

[placid jungle]

maybe after I hit gm on dotts

everything is postponed until I get gm

[kindred scarab]

what a one trick ew

[storm hamlet]

??? What the fuck did i miss?????

[kindred scarab]

nova

[storm hamlet]

Welp if you already are

[unkempt fulcrum]

pizza

[kindred scarab]

spaghetti

[storm hamlet]

im rooting for you loop loop

[placid jungle]

nooo

I'm a balanced player

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kovaaks-smoothbot-gif-27160215

[kindred scarab]

larp sahur

[fresh summit]

food

[unkempt fulcrum]

jalapeno

and

[kindred scarab]

@jagged remnant

[unkempt fulcrum]

idk

[placid jungle]

if I don't hit dotts GM in like 2h today

[jagged remnant]

I'm alive

[placid jungle]

I'll just go do driftts and floating heads master

[kindred scarab]

no ur the dinner

spaghetti

[kindred scarab]

drift ts easy asf

go get it

[placid jungle]

yeah but I haven't attempted it again

[kindred scarab]

you must be one of those j*des

lol

[placid jungle]

it's been like 2mo

[potent sand]

Tracking arc rn

I got nova ww5t

[potent berry]

R u this balanced tho 🧘‍♂️ ☯️ ⚖️

true lowbob balnce

[kindred scarab]

how dare you say ur a one trick

[placid jungle]

why is everything blue

[potent berry]

ignore the indigo

[placid jungle]

it's so blue

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-pufferfish-cat-puffer-fish-ai-pufferfish-cat-ai-ai-gif-3219711934296360561

[kindred scarab]

u aren’t even a main anymore

[placid jungle]

what cm/360 do people run driftts on

[kindred scarab]

hop on ground bro

[placid jungle]

I did 32cm last time

[sage tusk]

lock in

[potent berry]

im larp mb

[kindred scarab]

LOCK IN

quake bro

[potent berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452317804878368842/1454190218524491837/loner.gif

[kindred scarab]

get reactive fuchsia trust ignore everything else

so you can ascend

and terra mog me

[potent berry]

Kyu will get celestial dotTS before this happens

[placid jungle]

I can't even hit gm dotts

[fresh summit]

Arroz something idk

[placid jungle]

never even getting nova

[kindred scarab]

i don’t play reactive brotatoqchip

i quit that life a long time ago

[fresh summit]

Ground

no fuck ground

[kindred scarab]

air

[storm hamlet]

this guy is a liar

[kindred scarab]

yeah i was i made a playlist just now

[storm hamlet]

"hey hey synch you wanna snipe my flicker plaza score"

[kindred scarab]

it’s that oek last bit scen bro

not the normal one

[placid jungle]

wait I can get gold complete role

I don't even have plat complete

[kindred scarab]

KovaaKsMountingAquamarineCamo

play this chat

it’s air just so yk

[storm hamlet]

Stellar air

[kindred scarab]

no

fuck @jagged remnant

[meager meteor]

can i larp as celestial

[bold dock]

I MIGHT HIT INDIGO

[kindred scarab]

yes if u hit it

[kindred scarab]

we need updated scores

[meager meteor]

thats not larping

[placid jungle]

I'm getting sent back to wool

it's over

[meager meteor]

do u guys ever get runs where ur tension is sooo good until like the last 5 seconds and you whiff everything

[placid jungle]

this has been me for the past 9h of dotts

[kindred scarab]

back to bronze

[bitter helm]

hey, what cm/360 do I use on the Valorant benchmark? is there any list?

[placid jungle]

someone give me words of encouragement for dotts

[sage tusk]

how close are u

[kindred scarab]

use what top players on the scen use

[meager meteor]

you have to play it less the sooner you pb

[bitter helm]

how can I see?

[kindred scarab]

if u don’t pb u are way worse then khaled in everything

[placid jungle]

this mindset didn't work

[kindred scarab]

leaderboard

[fresh summit]

u might be pressured by the highscore bar

xd

[bitter helm]

I can also see their cm/360 there? didnt know

ty

[kindred scarab]

np

[atomic nebula]

turned it off and better ever since

you can know when ur pbing anyways

[kindred scarab]

don’t listen to this chud

[fresh summit]

yeah

[atomic nebula]

so you’ll get nervous anyway

[kindred scarab]

keep the bar on

[bold dock]

12/14

91%

[fresh summit]

i keep it on 🙏

[gentle meteor]

Hey guys, what benchmarks do you recommend for Valorant?

[kindred scarab]

precise is just gambling i need the bar

[fresh summit]

Val benchmarks

Angelic tacfps benchmarks

[atomic nebula]

im too lazy to turn it back on icl

[meager meteor]

no i just think "wow my hand is clicking the dots so well 😊 " and then i whiff

[fresh summit]

then aim with empty thoughts

[placid jungle]

then you die

[meager meteor]

i cant stop thinking thats not possible

[potent berry]

Ancient Chinese method of aiming

☯️

[atomic nebula]

think of the lyrics of the music if you’re playing any

[bold dock]

this is unironicially that strat ive used to pb for the last 1.5 years

[meager meteor]

then i lose focus on clicking the dots

[bold dock]

your body already knows what you want to do, let yourself flow

[sage tusk]

brother

[potent berry]

This is gonna be me once I lock in for ground dojo and get black belt complete

[atomic nebula]

idk then bro

[potent berry]

also @kindred scarab lock in bro I gap u in ground dojo how the hell u let that slide

[kindred scarab]

bro all 1 attempt i do not care

play jade palace

[meager meteor]

im just a hopeless chud

[kindred scarab]

also we’re u stalking my evxl

silly boy

[potent berry]

I was big curious how big the gap was

[kindred scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146807767961710682/1305894709809385543/1213407981585047552.gif

[potent berry]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCxlvyKWQAAdTT5.gif

[atomic nebula]

im making a sheet on everyone for the tourney so i pick the best scenarios to go against them

[sage tusk]

hold on

wait

[kindred scarab]

get a job bro

[sage tusk]

it might be doable

[kindred scarab]

ur not winning

[polar pivot]

too good

[atomic nebula]

u get a job

[sage tusk]

bro

u like 3k above me

[polar pivot]

I cant play that for some reason

[kindred scarab]

i don’t want bro

[polar pivot]

hell nah

check again

[atomic nebula]

you’re unemployed

[polar pivot]

3k below you

[atomic nebula]

im a student

[sage tusk]

oh

[placid jungle]

r u jade

[potent berry]

Lowkey if u think about it jobless cheese is OP in kovaaks

[kindred scarab]

i’m a student too stupid boy

[potent berry]

all scores set while jobless= cheese

[atomic nebula]

u in college

[sage tusk]

the strafes are so awkward

[atomic nebula]

no

[kindred scarab]

no

[atomic nebula]

yes

[kindred scarab]

not college school

[exotic pivot]

i was on astra popcorn pace for like 20 seconds and i cant even get gm man wtf 😭

[placid jungle]

ok I don't need to worry about it then

[atomic nebula]

why we larping

[atomic nebula]

why

[kindred scarab]

??

[unkempt fulcrum]

yo same

i be pacing celestial

[atomic nebula]

everyone knows u larp bro

[placid jungle]

jade and master r segregated until finals

[meager meteor]

my static lowkenuinely getting better

[exotic pivot]

celestial pacing is insane holy shit

[storm hamlet]

@next copper domi switch is a evil scenario your right

[meager meteor]

am i dreaming?

[kindred scarab]

larp what school?

[sage tusk]

art school

[atomic nebula]

idk if i’ll go until semis for the master bracket

[atomic nebula]

college

[kindred scarab]

huh?

in student high school

[atomic nebula]

you’re in 13th grade

[kindred scarab]

true

[polar pivot]

damn im old

[placid jungle]

I only need semis anyways

[atomic nebula]

u are bro

[placid jungle]

idk if I'll even get there

[atomic nebula]

u called me french and old

idk what’s worse

[sage tusk]

@exotic pivot help

[atomic nebula]

semi and win prizes

[exotic pivot]

hello saokoh

[meager meteor]

old

being french isnt that bad in 2026

[exotic pivot]

idk why but i associate pasu with french ppl

i dont even hate either or have any negativity to them but they just go hand in hand for me

[unkempt fulcrum]

nah associate french ppl wit

hmmmmmmmm

Baguette

[exotic pivot]

🤤

[atomic nebula]

thing is i’m neither he’s just delulu

[placid jungle]

both semi get 25

I think

[sage tusk]

help me please i need 9800

[atomic nebula]

yes

and i need the skates

[sage tusk]

this cant be serious man

just let me in

[placid jungle]

I need this for my lobotomy corp fund

[atomic nebula]

once u hit indigo idk if you’ll be able to compete

[exotic pivot]

i was hardstuck at like 9000 for a good few mins

[meager meteor]

i jsut had the best rng ill ever have on static and i sold it

[exotic pivot]

until i realised you can just guess when itll strafe and get lucky

thats literally just how i got the score

[sage tusk]

im ok with that man i just need to escape

[exotic pivot]

if it helps it strafes at like the same kinda timings as non ow controlsphere

[atomic nebula]

making it easier for me

[sage tusk]

i dont even know strafe timings

i just play 😭

[exotic pivot]

thats the only way i play tbh 😭

scorefarming is all i do

i dont actually know how to aim

[sage tusk]

LMAO

brother

free me man

[unkempt fulcrum]

lock in

[sage tusk]

i sneezed

i cant

[exotic pivot]

thats so close wtf

[exotic pivot]

NOOOO

[meager meteor]

how do people pb so often

[exotic pivot]

play consistently?

[odd hollow]

im feeling a pb on aether today

doing so good finally

[sage tusk]

i dont push scores all the way

[exotic pivot]

if you play once a month you will probably never pb

[sage tusk]

so i get ego boost when i get on again

[exotic pivot]

i always scorefarm to the max

and when i dont pb it just means i got worse bot rng

cope meta

[meager meteor]

i play every day im j*de

is it over

[atomic nebula]

how many hours

[exotic pivot]

if you play every day you wont be jade for long

[atomic nebula]

in a month you can get master ez

[unkempt fulcrum]

me bro

i am still jade real

[keen cloud]

Round 2 what’s for dinner

[unkempt fulcrum]

tacos

[atomic nebula]

apply for loopy

[meager meteor]

200

[exotic pivot]

literally a purple name 🤬

[exotic pivot]

🤤

[atomic nebula]

light u still got it

[exotic pivot]

i was hoping to beat my score but ill take it :D

[unkempt fulcrum]

id get last

[potent sand]

naur

[elder lichen]

Im already in bed but cant sleep

[potent sand]

ud win

[elder lichen]

do I get on kvk and get controlsphere Celestial

[exotic pivot]

fuck yeah?

[dim gale]

omg same wanna sleep call

[exotic pivot]

:D

[dim gale]

no homo ofc

[elder lichen]

id get fucking murdered

[meager meteor]

aura loss