general

[hushed patrol]

@native prawn

[visual bronze]

true, i guess the question i meant to ask is if it's risky or not

[next copper]

you are unlikely to break something

[hushed patrol]

never pbing again

:sob

[floral spindle]

never ever

[hushed patrol]

dude

dawny plays that sCENARIO

on 51 cm

the fuck

[floral spindle]

how the fuck

aint that a sub 38cm scene

[hushed patrol]

YUP

[noble prism]

how often does the VT staff review applications, kinda nervous about getting my shiny new yellow logo

[hushed patrol]

@polar pivot gap me

[floral spindle]

I dont think he likes whisphere

[floral spindle]

doin it as we speak 😄

hehhe

[hushed patrol]

hes a crc one trick

im trying to help him

[polar pivot]

holy

[solid tapir]

yo congrats

also how long did it take you to get to gm from master

[polar pivot]

I can do 2d scens

[fresh summit]

P*TI

[polar pivot]

i'll give it a run with the same cm

[noble prism]

3 WEEKS. but i did 3months worth of aim training of normal people

[polar pivot]

@floral spindle BOY WHY U LAUGHING

[floral spindle]

IT WAS FUNNY

[noble prism]

also I have been master s4 and GM aimlab season 2( feels more like master ngl) 2 years ago

[dim gale]

2d tracking

[polar pivot]

OH WAIT

[dim gale]

are you tracking super mario

[polar pivot]

IM DUMB ASF

LOL

ITS WHISPHERE NOT WRC

[fresh summit]

schizo

[polar pivot]

Hell yeah

[floral spindle]

u should take a break...

[polar pivot]

life so fucked up rn im doing research papers and final exams tomorrow

[cedar olive]

yo

[floral spindle]

focus on that

and dont play these 2 days

[cedar olive]

how can i upload my playlist

to kvks

[floral spindle]

you need da break

dunnO

forgut

[cedar olive]

the button is not able to be pressed

any reason

[rough pumice]

fuck the stupid close bot buh

[hushed patrol]

@floral spindle dude i am on too much caffeine this isnt good

[noble prism]

same here 🙁 you think i can make it? i got 6k words to go in 5 days

[floral spindle]

go to ur localplaylist and lick on upload to server

[floral spindle]

drinkin coffee as we speak

lalllalalala

[hushed patrol]

i had 4

[floral spindle]

?

this is abuse

straight up addict

abusing coffee

no good

[fresh summit]

Adderall

:)

[floral spindle]

@quiet widget bro wtf

1 point away from nova dotts

ouch

[hushed patrol]

WELL

i had 2 glasses of 500 ml each

[floral spindle]

WELL WHAT

wHYä

[hushed patrol]

i think thats equivalent to 4

[floral spindle]

do u drink that

cold?

ew?

[hushed patrol]

no

[floral spindle]

no way 500ml each holds up the heat

for that long

[fresh summit]

Lukewarm coffee

[floral spindle]

todays kids man

[hushed patrol]

long story short

it doesnt

🥀

its like in between warm and cold idk how you call it

im not the english expert here

[fresh summit]

thats depressing

[cedar olive]

luke warm

[hushed patrol]

YES

[rough pumice]

this scen is pure ragebait buh

[hushed patrol]

3.9 cm @polar pivot

[quiet widget]

Lmao yeah was literally on the target too😭

Timer trolled

[polar pivot]

Secret tech bro

[fresh summit]

some dude i know is hating on static

Should i obliterate him

[cedar olive]

yes!

[fresh summit]

brb

[rough pumice]

literally getting better scores on 15cm because i don't have to reset like every 6 or 7 seconds

[fresh summit]

Those are some very specific numbers no

upd he gone

[drifting dock]

yo i didnt play for like 3 days and i forgot how to play

i come back getting scores 30% below my avg 😭

[fresh summit]

bro is cooked

[hasty verge]

do the pi tech

[rough pumice]

why the FUCK am i getting itchy nose when i'm pbing

i'm getting ragebaited

[fresh summit]

its a sign

[hasty verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495823320596480020/1181850566054387742/togif.gif

[fresh summit]

Nice cat bro

[sage tusk]

pretty sure thats a lizard

[fresh summit]

nuh uh

Clearly a chicken

[agile lily]

Timescale until you can finish the run before ur nose itches again

Follow for more hack tips

[fresh summit]

Almost sent a gif of diddler and big e

💔

[hushed patrol]

@polar pivot imma try 3.8 cm wish me luck

[polar pivot]

u sens larping too I know u

how tf do I play this

[rough pumice]

6767676767676767

[polar pivot]

10 mins I havent done a run

[hushed patrol]

dont main crc

or this might be you guys

[hushed patrol]

i didnt

[pulsar dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/biolit-gif-14971939248881135206

[hushed patrol]

but i already gave up

[polar pivot]

BRUHHH

IM LIKE

IN THERE]

BUT NOT HITTING IT

[hushed patrol]

this is what happens cat

when ur a crc main

[polar pivot]

but crc fun..

[weak sorrel]

waldoTS

where do i start

[polar pivot]

@hushed patrol is there a pattern for tis

[hushed patrol]

yes

but its not predictable like crc

[polar pivot]

theres np way

youtube on some bullshit

[cedar olive]

im warming up for miniphase

[rough pumice]

my jp bench looks stupid

[hollow spire]

you are ai

[cedar olive]

ig

[lunar topaz]

@fallen seal what do you do when you are inconsistent

like one day you aim like a god

and another day u aim like a toddler on crack

[polar pivot]

@hushed patrol do you have tech for this?

[hushed patrol]

@polar pivot @floral spindle NAH NAH NAAH NAHHHH

[hushed patrol]

i lowk freestyle ts scen

[weak sorrel]

wth

[hushed patrol]

no brain just aim

[weak sorrel]

how did u do that

my whisphere is so unbelievably bad

[hasty verge]

Diamond controlts yay

[hushed patrol]

idk my whisphere sucks

[weak sorrel]

"yeah i nearly got the highest rank on viscose bench but my whisphere sucks"

[hasty verge]

shimmyay

[polar pivot]

@hushed patrol @floral spindle I opened kvks to take a break but all I got is ragebait

[hushed patrol]

i bet i have atleast 20 times the amount of playtime in whisphere than you do

so my worse is different from yours

[restive citrus]

More food

[hasty verge]

Woo

I’m no longer absolute trash

[hushed patrol]

ggs

[polar pivot]

@hushed patrol ppl who play this arent on the right minds

[hushed patrol]

hey thats mtean

[polar pivot]

this is legit impossible

[hasty verge]

Yayayayay

[drifting dock]

thief*

🤓

[hushed patrol]

welcome to actual control tracking son

[hasty verge]

[drifting dock]

bold of u to assume i have any

[hasty verge]

50/50

[drifting dock]

im ai

[hasty verge]

Aw man

I’ll steal your graphics card

CPU

[drifting dock]

i have 70000 cores

take 1 if u need it

[hasty verge]

Only 1?

Stingy

[fresh summit]

bro is living the life

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[drifting dock]

this mf always has good ass food

[fresh summit]

Ong bro

[drifting dock]

true life maxxer

[fresh summit]

[drifting dock]

aspire to be like him

[polar pivot]

bro this made me rage so hard I became lightheaded

my head hurts

[restive citrus]

Ofc

[hushed patrol]

loopy is almost gapping you

ggs

[rough pumice]

fuck this scen

[polar pivot]

He can have it this shit is impossible

[weak sorrel]

ive seen alot of people play jade playground thingy is it any good

[cedar olive]

@potent sand KovaaKsUltingStaticAce Jades tournament qualifier

[minor widget]

Guys, which sleeve with a glove do you recommend?

[light brook]

Any asc immo player who can help me pls dm valorant

[weak sorrel]

im not a happy chappy

i havent pushed this scenario in so long

not even just this scenario this entire category

[maiden coyote]

how to not crashout after 8 hours of static

nothing learned

[weak sorrel]

8 hours?

[hushed patrol]

hello fellow 6

are you my long lost brother

[maiden coyote]

2 hours were afkd

[maiden coyote]

maybe brother

[polar pivot]

@hushed patrol 26.7cm is this good?

okay time to do work again

[hushed patrol]

idk this scenario isnt good

[polar pivot]

low cortisol scenario

unlike whisphere

[hasty verge]

...

holy unballanced

[proud hatch]

Enjoy your meal

[proud hatch]

Hi Azuma

[south lagoon]

can saomeoe tell me plz where cna i create a playlist of my own

[polar pivot]

hi guilder0

[proud hatch]

Hi cat!

[cedar olive]

hello guilder

[restive citrus]

I did it was delicious, i had a pork bao on the side

[rough pumice]

hi

i played a little bit of jp bench

[drifting dock]

is this real

[rough pumice]

who even does that 😭

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-monkey-curious-monkey-thinking-thinking-monkey-scary-gif-7331100376461803246

me

[cedar olive]

that is SO BAD

[drifting dock]

why

[polar pivot]

me who always do this

[rough pumice]

don't you feel it instantly 💔

especially on a cloth pad

[drifting dock]

i dont feel it

cus its not touching pad

[rough pumice]

💔

[drifting dock]

its horrible for tracking tho

[polar pivot]

this gives more ROM ngl

[drifting dock]

i plant my wrist sometimes

[drifting dock]

its comfortable

for me at least

[halcyon fox]

why u dont do

those 4

scenarios

[cedar olive]

the time scale isnt compatible with those scenarios

[drifting dock]

im convinced that if i train more and my wrist gets stronger my tracking will probably become stable after a while

but if it doesnt ill just plant it when i do tracking

[halcyon fox]

i see

[cedar olive]

im jk btw

idk why she doesnt do it

[young hull]

do whatever is comfortable for u bruh

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/aim-oclock-aiming-aim-training-when-aim-oclock-gif-18559238

[drifting dock]

im just worried if it will mess up my wrists

[elder lichen]

well yeah

you lose a lot of control

[rough pumice]

i'm working my way up

[drifting dock]

but i stretch and stuff and ive been fine

[elder lichen]

andits bad for wrist

[rough pumice]

plaiyng scens at the bottom first

[young hull]

you don't know that

[drifting dock]

why

[elder lichen]

?

[drifting dock]

nah hes right

[rough pumice]

you put so much pressure on your wrist

[elder lichen]

you perma tense up ur wrist

[halcyon fox]

pro

allat for roblox cs2

[rough pumice]

usually you'd also rest the weight on the mouse too

so it's pushing into the pad

[halcyon fox]

🥶

[rough pumice]

making it feel HORRIBLE

[young hull]

I mean if its his preferred grip and he aims well with it why should he not use it unless it hurts his wrist

[elder lichen]

well

[drifting dock]

i mean mine arent hurting

yet

[elder lichen]

you objectively lose control

[young hull]

I do it too sometimes and it's fine

[rough pumice]

it's not good long term

[young hull]

mostly for flicks and shi when I don't want my wrist dragging

[young hull]

[elder lichen]

its not like ur wrist will one day just start hurting

its a slow thing

[young hull]

yeah but it's comfy

[rough pumice]

until you get injuries by the time you reach gm

[elder lichen]

over time it will start hurting slightly and by the time you actually feel it its too late and youll need to take a break for weeks/months

[young hull]

my hand is light so the weight of my hand doesn't effect my wrist smh

[drifting dock]

frl?

i been stretching and stuff to like

avoid that

[vapid widget]

was gonna say the floating wrist would make me want to die

[young hull]

idk but it's comfortable so I do it and I aim well I think

[vapid widget]

have strained my wrist before and ngl ppl that say it wont be that bad. Trust itll be that bad dont do it

[young hull]

chill unc

[rough pumice]

when i started i usually would deathgrip my mouse

guess what

rsi by the time i reached diamond

[vapid widget]

Injury not worf it

[elder lichen]

I slightly fked my wrist once

[young hull]

I understand u but like it's not my usual aim style I use it occasionally

[rough pumice]

it's something that builds up long term

you won't see it right away

but when it's too late

it's too late

[drifting dock]

i was using like normal claw grip and changed to this and it felt better 😭

[elder lichen]

playing popcorn for 14 hours every day for 3 dayd on 60cm

[drifting dock]

id have to relearn planting it again

[elder lichen]

couldnt play anything for 2 weeks

good times tbh

back when I was a grinder

[young hull]

I just palm grip gpx 2c and I'm chilling

[keen finch]

Is there any other way to aim to the right other than dragging your arm back

[young hull]

wdym

[drifting dock]

more experimenting ig

[keen finch]

I have to play on a really weird shaped table and its fucking w me

[elder lichen]

back?

why do go back tomove right

[young hull]

just move the mouse right ? why would u drag your arm back

[coarse meadow]

yo if i play the s3 benchmark stuff is it still valid?

[elder lichen]

no

[young hull]

yes

[keen finch]

At least for me in the later rom to the right i have to drag my arm back a bit or my aim starts tilting up

[rough pumice]

you won't be able to apply for ranks in here

[elder lichen]

well not for current ranks

[drifting dock]

in what world would u move back to go right 😭

[keen finch]

1 sec ill send a video

[drifting dock]

are u holding ur mouse sideways

[young hull]

inverted mouse axis

[coarse meadow]

the switching stuff in the current one is pretty poop ngl

[young hull]

gg

[rough pumice]

💔

you did NOT just say that

[coarse meadow]

i did tho

prove me wrong

[rough pumice]

hop on driftts

[elder lichen]

ew

[rough pumice]

hey

no ew

driftts is goated

[elder lichen]

im 1 off celestial

it is

ew

[coarse meadow]

but thats evasive

thats ew

[elder lichen]

not 1 target

1 point

[keen finch]

Wait so you guys dont drive your elbow back 😭

[rough pumice]

2 actually

[young hull]

no

[keen finch]

Is that actually just me

[elder lichen]

1.6

[keen finch]

Damn

[elder lichen]

i think

[rough pumice]

round it up!

that's 2

[young hull]

why the hell would I drag my elbow back to move Right???

[rough pumice]

i'm not holding my mouse sideways 😭

if i want to move right

i move right

[elder lichen]

i actually get it

i think

[keen finch]

Im trying to record an example

Give me a bit

[rough pumice]

you need to see my dotts tho 😭

0.5

[elder lichen]

bcs if you play with ur arm extended from the start you cant move your arm any more to the right

[young hull]

I'm confused

[unique spindle]

half a mol away from astra 🙏🏻

[elder lichen]

but then youd normally use your shoulder

[unique spindle]

or smthing idk

[drifting dock]

so he starts with his arm fully extended?

[keen finch]

I dont start there but in centering scens i have to extend my arm

[elder lichen]

no but if you dont angle ur elbow enough from the start you can easily get to a position where your arm is extended becore you reach the mousepad end on the right

[keen finch]

And to extend the arm your aim starts to move slightly up

[unique spindle]

cheapest solo expert+ on baseplate | tower defense x

https://tenor.com/view/tdx-gif-16941161499949335365

[rough pumice]

ngl i should probably try to push #2 driftts advanced or lunara elite soon

[keen finch]

Maybe i should just reset before it gets to that point

[elder lichen]

yes

[young hull]

what sens

[keen finch]

30 cm but spherical centering 4

[elder lichen]

i should too but aiming boring asf

[young hull]

hmm

[elder lichen]

i should get at least 3 celestials more

[weak sorrel]

these are so hard to rank up man

[rough pumice]

i'm more focused on playing other stuff so i haven't played driftts in quite a while

[weak sorrel]

im forever a filthy tracking player

[rough pumice]

i did play it like 3 days ago

[young hull]

good static sucks

[elder lichen]

arguably I could get them in 1 day

[rough pumice]

nothing special tho

[weak sorrel]

static doesnt have to do with micros

[rough pumice]

you got this

easy

[stuck drum]

larp larp larp sahur

[elder lichen]

well not today or tmr or the entire week

[hasty verge]

😭

tomorrow reactive tracking

i tried to play aether

and got humbled

got diamond a long time ago

[weak sorrel]

i love aether

[zenith vapor]

chat whats a good sens for snake track

[next jacinth]

i got gold with 28

[merry ibex]

0.5cm

[next jacinth]

diamond with 46

[young hull]

70-95 cm

[zenith vapor]

this might be meta

[zenith vapor]

holy low sens

[young hull]

yes

[zenith vapor]

I got dia w 40

Ill try 46

[next jacinth]

tell me the ssecret to ddotts

[zenith vapor]

click dots

[brisk fossil]

I got master on 67cm

[young hull]

click

[zenith vapor]

67

[young hull]

my mouse pad too small for that

[brisk fossil]

Hmm...

[rough pumice]

[supple summit]

dreading this work shift with a passion.

[hasty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[hasty verge]

Gl bro

[supple summit]

its a solo day

[brisk fossil]

Are we going in the wage cage?

[cedar olive]

@placid jungle i got a better score on miniphase now at 1420 and hyperx is at 4.3k

[supple summit]

once i leave theres nobody else for coverage

they'll prob make me stay

[potent berry]

Trigger warning please

[supple summit]

...again

[brisk fossil]

That sounds like the shit they did to me when I worked at a gas station

[supple summit]

I already did this crap on friday

whoever making the schedules needs to..just not do it

11pm called out, 2pm we havnt seen in a week

I asked about it and they were like
well thats the schedule for today

like bro? what kind of response is that

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/asainlady-family-guy-familyguy-gif-5358798

[brisk fossil]

The response managers are trained to tell you

[next copper]

@idle kelp @floral spindle

[hasty verge]

Send pic

[brisk fossil]

Wagie jobs are corny asf

[fresh summit]

what did bro cook up this time

[hasty verge]

This is me while I’m trying to practice driving

Today bro

I overthink a lot and it messes me up so bad

Delaying my reaction time

[brisk fossil]

You trying to get your license?

[drifting dock]

ngl same

but i alr got mine

[hasty verge]

Yea so I’m practicing before hand

[drifting dock]

dont overthink it

[hasty verge]

I wanna say that but today was crazy

[drifting dock]

gotta stay calm

[hasty verge]

I was driving in a slightly more populated street

[drifting dock]

hella people are horrible at driving

[drifting dock]

were u driving an auto? or stick

[hasty verge]

Auto

[drifting dock]

stick in traffic is annoying

[twilit lance]

that’s why u gotta live in a corrupt 3rd world country so u can just buy ur liscense and the worry about driving later

[drifting dock]

i drived stick for my test and stalled my ass off cus there was hella traffic

[hasty verge]

My problem is when I get into a situation where I need to make a fast decision my brain freezes

[drifting dock]

but i dealt with it well and the instructor let me pass

[hasty verge]

Real

[drifting dock]

real

avoid the cortisol spike

[hasty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-sackboy-clank-5-gif-17994915321701273254

[brisk fossil]

I want to drive manual but there are just so few cars that have it nowadays theyre really hard to find

[drifting dock]

but frl just be ready dont overthink

[brisk fossil]

Like I am NOT getting a jeep wrangler

[drifting dock]

gotta go for those old ahh toyotas

[hasty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-cat-cat-chipi-gif-3982040863797256894

[drifting dock]

when i had lessons b4 the test i was already driving home

[hasty verge]

I can drive yea but not when there is heavy traffic

[drifting dock]

it kinda isnt allowed

but i did it anyway

he said i needed the practise

[twilit lance]

“kinda”

[dim gale]

No

[drifting dock]

it most definitely isnt

[dim gale]

They're not gonna let you "buy" your license

[hasty verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495823320596480020/1181850566054387742/togif.gif

[dim gale]

They're gonna make you pay for tests that you will fail if you suck so they get more money out of you

[young hull]

https://tenor.com/view/flug-little-aliens-forever-alien-gif-16524196373379264611

[hasty verge]

New addition Ty

[twilit lance]

maybe for you

[fresh summit]

Thats a dog

[twilit lance]

unlucky

[drifting dock]

you would have to be very horrible at driving to fail icl

[dim gale]

we are THE prime 3rd world country wdym

[hasty verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287170529760903251/1483605342641193052/image0.gif

[drifting dock]

i was only nervous ab going on the road cus i havent done it before

but if u cant pass stuff in like the facility i think u shouldnt have a license 😭

[twilit lance]

i can just buy my license if i want to

[hasty verge]

I still haven’t learned how to park lmfao

I mean like get out of parking

[brisk fossil]

If only

[dim gale]

Some ppl pass because of fixers lol

[supple summit]

you would think that

[fresh summit]

Wrong reply

[hasty verge]

I meant getting out of tight parking spaces

[young hull]

just steer the car but backwards

[fresh summit]

[drifting dock]

idk bro i havent really drived much after getting my license

[hasty verge]

Yea no shit

[drifting dock]

i love trains

[twilit lance]

drived

[drifting dock]

drove

[brisk fossil]

Drives

[hasty verge]

Aw tysm

[brisk fossil]

D

[drifting dock]

whatever the word is

[hasty verge]

Driven 😭😭

[drifting dock]

english is like my 3rd language

[twilit lance]

droved

[brisk fossil]

Droven

[hasty verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457973238025031864/1473668541248049254/8DFE1021E1646ED48F552930C47A6568.gif

[cedar olive]

who here is joining the jade tournament

[twilit lance]

winner gets master or what

[cedar olive]

money

[drifting dock]

winner boosted to astra

[twilit lance]

enticing

[dim gale]

They're laughing but that's $50

smh

[drifting dock]

i will be the one boosting

may the best win

[hasty verge]

Yo play on my account

[cedar olive]

well it is what it is

[drifting dock]

nah u just hit diamond

[twilit lance]

who cares bro some multi-accounting moron who’s actually like gm will take that shit no problem

[drifting dock]

u good

[dim gale]

background checks exist for this exact reason lmao

[hasty verge]

I’m only semi good at dotts

[young hull]

50 is a lot of money if you are 13 maybe

[cedar olive]

its gonna be obvious if its a gm

[drifting dock]

there will prolly still be like 1-2 undercover but theyve tried pretty hard to make sure

[idle kelp]

nice g

[dim gale]

oh okay mr rich guy moneybags

[hasty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[drifting dock]

i need dat 50 😭

[idle kelp]

:(

jumpscare

[hasty verge]

Unemployed statement

[young hull]

I'm not rich just employed

[drifting dock]

but frl whats the point of making it jade and below whats the chances that someone diamond is winning 😭

[dim gale]

arent you joining

?????

[hasty verge]

I’m unemployed as well

[hasty verge]

Tourney?

I should be focusing on exams

[hasty verge]

But I’ve been saying that last 5 months

[twilit lance]

he not lying

[hasty verge]

And my exam is in may 5th

[drifting dock]

triple t 🩶

[hasty verge]

And 7 and 11

[potent berry]

Will the lowbob tourney be streamed on twitch?

[hasty verge]

Oooh

[dim gale]

idk bro ask loopy

[hasty verge]

When Gm compl

[floral spindle]

@exotic pivot can u update ur playlist and upload ur vods at 60fps

plz

[drifting dock]

itd be funny if some "gold" wins it all in the end

[twilit lance]

what’s the tourney called

battle of the bums

or what

[next copper]

will do

[cedar olive]

thats the thing

maybe they can win

[drifting dock]

like 1%

[brisk fossil]

Some jades might not be able to work under pressure

[floral spindle]

ty babe

[twilit lance]

“it”

[brisk fossil]

There is COLD HARD CASH on the line

[floral spindle]

@next copper @idle kelp 👨‍🍳

[drifting dock]

ok true maybe 50 dolla will activate super saiyan

[cedar olive]

theres people who one trick categories

so

[hasty verge]

The problem is that there are two type of jade. A voltaic only jade and the guy who’s silk compl and barely plays voltaic

[dim gale]

2nd one is ineligible

[prime palm]

How?

[hasty verge]

I hope 😭

[prime palm]

It's jade and bellow

[cedar olive]

if youre viscose rank is higher than jade you cant compete

[prime palm]

Seal is diamond

[hasty verge]

What’s jade 😭

[dim gale]

silk is equivalent to what

[hasty verge]

Fym seal diamond

[prime palm]

Mid diamond

[cedar olive]

like cerulean and celadon

[dim gale]

Silk?

[cedar olive]

silk is astra

[fallen slate]

I'm putting on the default xm2 skates again since my Jades are pretty much gone

[prime palm]

Oohh, bruh

🤣

[brisk fossil]

If I worked on improving my voltaic rank instead of just playing th viscose benchmark, I would probably be one rank higher than I am now

[prime palm]

I was thinking about seal

[fallen slate]

The last time I did this I had a huge jump in clicking scores

But

I also feel like I just got more used to speed when it comes to clicking that it probably won't happen

[cedar olive]

@prime palm got 1.7k on evasive triad

[hasty verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391902016363827271/1492423050719662110/attachment.gif

[prime palm]

Good shit mate

Discord on phone is aids

They need to fix it

[hasty verge]

Wait what’s saffron compared to seal

[cedar olive]

lol true

[compact whale]

why does my arm feel foreign on my pad. its like i never aimed before

[cedar olive]

saffron is on the advanced right

[hasty verge]

Jade

[hasty verge]

Inter

[cedar olive]

thats below jade

[hasty verge]

No shit

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/consider-the-following-rabbit-bunny-pet-gif-26758967

[prime palm]

It's because you haven't. You used Joey's services to reach your rank

[cedar olive]

plat

[hasty verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/495823320596480020/1181850566054387742/togif.gif

[hasty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-sackboy-clank-5-gif-17994915321701273254

[prime palm]

Gifs on phone take 5 working days to load

Fuck this shit

[hasty verge]

Bummy phone

[stuck drum]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-cat-kitty-silly-cat-gif-13005602971504799451

[prime palm]

No, discord on phone is shit, with lots of freezes

[young hull]

just u bro lmao

[prime palm]

No

[hasty verge]

We should 1v1 chess

[hasty verge]

Yes

[young hull]

for me it's working perfectly lol

[prime palm]

My brain decided to hurt so I can't now

Had to stop playing deadlock

Gonna go take a shower, maybe cold water will help

[ashen wharf]

helllo

[prime palm]

Hello to VT

[hard stump]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ear-massage-massages-kitty-cute-gif-16148311

[compact whale]

WHO PLAYING IN JADE TOURNY TODAY

[prime palm]

Not my tummy hurts too wtf

[young hull]

just u I think 🤔

[prime palm]

Why did my whole body decided to hurt all out of sudden

[hard stump]

@potent sand what da word twih

[ashen wharf]

thanks hru

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-lilo-and-ohana-hi-gif-1354856903718586695

[hard stump]

does jade comp count

[prime palm]

https://imgur.com/KOxFOqc

[compact whale]

this is the best kind of jade there is

[next copper]

@idle kelp @floral spindle

[prime palm]

Where's the main meal?

[potent berry]

Light snack?

Niceee

[young hull]

main meal is the plate

[fresh summit]

Mei kinosaki is a guy

I dont know what to believe in anymore

idc

Smash

[weak sorrel]

people who are higher then jade static are on something

i cant fathom it ngl

[next copper]

yes. thats why ive got 2x of everything

[fresh summit]

just click

[young hull]

train on lower sens and when u go for scores switch back to normal sens

[weak sorrel]

whats step 2

[young hull]

trust

[weak sorrel]

what does this achieve

[young hull]

speed

[weak sorrel]

alright will do

[hard stump]

can u coach pasu pls

me want gm

[young hull]

if you can be fast on low sens you can be even faster on normal sense

[hard stump]

[cedar olive]

static is easy

[fresh summit]

DYNAMIC 🤤

[weak sorrel]

i barely even play tracking and its by far my best

[hard stump]

my pb from a year ago is 2 targets off

i j need to not be a bummmmm

[weak sorrel]

im not joking i genuinely suck ass at static

this does NOT translate over to static whatsoever

[weak sorrel]

tracking is easy

[hard stump]

tracking u just follow the bot man so ezpz

no thoughts

[fresh summit]

wish u luck for gm

[hard stump]

j follow

[weak sorrel]

facts

[cedar olive]

im almost master static

[weak sorrel]

ive never had a day of tracking where i havent pbd

[cedar olive]

js dont grind the vt static

i grind aimerz static benchmark

[weak sorrel]

what should i grind then

[cedar olive]

this

if you want better static

grind this

and ca static benchmark

[weak sorrel]

alright ill grind that then

2 benchmarks?

for static

thats alot of effort

[cedar olive]

grind what you enjoy more

[cedar olive]

ca is more in depth

but aimerz is more enjoyable

[formal bluff]

Where can I find it?

[cedar olive]

evxl.app

[daring topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-3216001308806033401

[weak sorrel]

because im at the point i realised static is whats causing all my issues

[hollow basalt]

@stuck drum @maiden pawn

[weak sorrel]

we do not eat this bro

[cedar olive]

ive heard static is like very beneficial for everything

[hollow basalt]

💀 💀

[formal bluff]

thanks!

[weak sorrel]

i will say there are food combos that seem weird on the surface but are actually banging

gotta keep the food combos on the low theres haters in here

[timber idol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lie-detector-muglaliteto-IkjC28vmuR3ezWNtmU

[idle kelp]

WOW SO RICH G

[hollow basalt]

British people lowkey just throw random shit inbetween buns or put beans in their shit

[sage tusk]

no hate

please

explain

[weak sorrel]

alright alright

get yourself some noodles

get yourself a piece of buttered bread

put the noodles on the bread fold that shit over

and you will never go back again

[hollow basalt]

@weak sorrel

[sage tusk]

ok i know i said no hate

[hollow basalt]

Holy prefire.

LMAOOO

[weak sorrel]

u havent tried it man

im telling you

u wont go back

[hollow basalt]

@solemn lava fuck u bro

[sage tusk]

bro why do i want a ramen sandwich

[hard stump]

@solemn lava fuck u bro

[weak sorrel]

u just dont get it until you try it

please try it

then thank me later

[astral shard]

how do you get permision to send photos?

[hard stump]

fuck what this guy is saying

put a lil peanut butter in ur ramen

[potent berry]

Are you pregnant? WTH is a ramen sandwich

[hard stump]

lvl 5

!rank

[sage tusk]

IM SAYING BRUH

[weak sorrel]

??????????

[astral shard]

!rank

[solemn lava]

@hollow basalt @hard stump fuck i do

[weak sorrel]

you guys just dont get it

[next copper]

yes

[hard stump]

im serius

[next copper]

mmmmmm

[hollow basalt]

@solemn lava

[next copper]

IT WASS 12 DOLLARINO FOR TWO SETS

[weak sorrel]

nah i dont know about this one chief

[hollow basalt]

Literally all ur people do.

[next copper]

TWO ZINGER BIG BOXES

[solemn lava]

i havent had beans in fucking ages bro

[sage tusk]

is there a different one @weak sorrel

[hollow basalt]

Is throw bread on shit

[next copper]

TWO FRIES TWO BURGER TWO SIPCY CHCKEN WING

[weak sorrel]

beans on toast classic

[hollow basalt]

Read what he sent

[solemn lava]

i am NOT having this conversation again.

[hollow basalt]

Directly after I sent this

[maiden pawn]

i had beans today

[sage tusk]

bro you need to beat the allegations no beans no bread

[hard stump]

it gives it a thai twist, pretty sick

[maiden pawn]

friggin awesome

[hollow basalt]

IM JUST SAYING ALL YALL DO IS THROW BREAD ON SHIT AND CALL IT A NEW CREATION

Its so larp

[hard stump]

but they cooked with the chip sammy innit

[weak sorrel]

these food combos wouldnt taste great to you because you live in a fat country

[maiden pawn]

what do you think a hamburger is kid

[potent berry]

Genuine misuse of larp

I think

[hollow basalt]

Its not

[hard stump]

larp police arrived, get down!

[hollow basalt]

They larp about having fire food inventions

When its just adding bread

[weak sorrel]

and it is fire

[sage tusk]

can we get 1 more

[maiden pawn]

fish andchips are awesomesauce

[weak sorrel]

try the food combo if you dont like it i will never ever mention it again

[potent berry]

Sadly not

[maiden pawn]

what do u mean

[potent berry]

Why get fish and chips when u can replace the fish with anything else

[maiden pawn]

poop and chips

[weak sorrel]

well i dont live in the UK so these are the only main ones i have

[sage tusk]

you do you man

[maiden pawn]

beer battered fish is great

[potent berry]

Loaded fries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fish and chips

[hollow basalt]

Ski drooling rn

[weak sorrel]

but my entire family is from the UK

[maiden pawn]

what are we saying

loaded fries is actual slop

[hard stump]

i really wanna go to the gordon ramsay high restaurant

[sage tusk]

he has like

[weak sorrel]

loaded fries is some american shit

[sage tusk]

30

[hard stump]

(that is why i specified which one)

[potent berry]

WHATT nah nah nah nah this is crazy

[hard stump]

https://axwwgrkdco.cloudimg.io/v7/__gmpics3__/6c2389046af041febd2419f0a114e2aa.jpeg

[maiden pawn]

like its not bad

but its literally slop

[hard stump]

this shit is gorgeous

[hollow basalt]

@maiden pawn what do I eat today

[potent berry]

Watch yo tone before I 60lg you

[sage tusk]

ohhh

[maiden pawn]

its just french fries with like 20 different shit on it

[maiden pawn]

whats the weather like

[hard stump]

and only like 400 usd for a tasting

[hollow basalt]

There's snow for some reason.

[maiden pawn]

wdf

[hollow basalt]

It was 70 last week.

[maiden pawn]

is it sunny putside

[weak sorrel]

your jade

[hollow basalt]

Kinda

Its just fucking cold

[maiden pawn]

let me think

[potent berry]

I can punch above my weight class

[maiden pawn]

what tome is it

[hollow basalt]

1030

[hard stump]

theres nothing above heavyweight

[hollow basalt]

Like 35f

Which is

Uhh

[sage tusk]

sumo

[hollow basalt]

2c

[potent berry]

Boaritoweight

[hollow basalt]

Or something

[maiden pawn]

so we need something hearty

id kill for some chili

[hard stump]

he’s actually really skinny and handsome and built and tall thank you…

[hollow basalt]

I cannot taste this good

[hard stump]

how dare you…

[maiden pawn]

or u could go wit a soup

[maiden pawn]

do u like french onion soup

@hollow basalt

[hollow basalt]

Its not bad

[weak sorrel]

how much do we weigh

[hollow basalt]

I heard alot of people say its really good so maybe I just havent had proper soup

[maiden pawn]

im a big soup guy

[weak sorrel]

the more fat one carries the better they taste

[hollow basalt]

Like 145lbs rn im down in the slums.

[maiden pawn]

honestly

[hard stump]

its easy to get a shitter soup tho

[maiden pawn]

chili in this weather sounds awesome sauce

[sage tusk]

tomato?

[maiden pawn]

tomato soup is ok

[sage tusk]

borscht

[hollow basalt]

Tomato soup talk makes me want grilled cheese.

[maiden pawn]

borscht is great

my actual favorite soup is pumpkin cream soup

[potent berry]

Top 5 soups in ur objective soup guy opinion?

[weak sorrel]

im deadass getting hungry af thinking bout noodle sandwiches

drooling

[unique spindle]

flashlight on da urn

[hard stump]

i got a grilled cheese place not too far from me

shit is delicious

[weak sorrel]

fries look good af

[hollow basalt]

And its on the ceiling.

[maiden pawn]

pumpkin cream soup , borscht, french onion, turkish lentil and pasta e fagioli (barely a soup) not in order

[hollow basalt]

Pumpkin anything is mid lowkey

[maiden pawn]

grilled cheese in cold snowy weather lowk not a bad call

[hollow basalt]

I dont fuck with pumpkin

[maiden pawn]

esp if you geyt tomato soup

[inland fiber]

https://medal.tv/games/valorant/clips/mxHvRRVHf8ynmwDs7?invite=cr-MSxsWWUsNTAxNzExNDM3&v=17

[maiden pawn]

bro i dont either

[hard stump]

i also dont fw pumpkin

[maiden pawn]

but pumpkin cream soup

[inland fiber]

bro my ping man

[maiden pawn]

is different

[inland fiber]

this ping is tragic

[maiden pawn]

the coconut cream gives it richness

you add red pepper flakes for some spice

eat it with skme garlic bread

I Might be too fat

[sage tusk]

L teamate

[fast stump]

guys i nedd one opiniom kovans thats goof for me buy or no

[hollow basalt]

We're doing all this to make pumpkin not mid

[hard stump]

lmk when u upgrade to decent internet

[maiden pawn]

its called cooking kid

[hollow basalt]

When we could just have something better

By default

[maiden pawn]

its t1 soup

[next copper]

NIOCE MAN

[hollow basalt]

And make that better.

[fast stump]

guys i nedd one opiniom kovans thats good for me buy or no

[maiden pawn]

go eat raw wheat or something

[next copper]

I WILL COACH YOU PASU FOR ONE OF THOSE

[weak sorrel]

what do u eat

[hard stump]

????

bro upcharging me

[sage tusk]

egg drop doup

[hard stump]

i thought 1 kebab

[hollow basalt]

Whatever I can fit in my mouth.

[hard stump]

@idle kelp is grilled cheese = kebab

[maiden pawn]

and a bit more

[hollow basalt]

I had the snow burrito recently

[weak sorrel]

noodle sandwich

[maiden pawn]

must be good

[hollow basalt]

zzz

3k calories man. @maiden pawn

[maiden pawn]

that guy is gm in burritos

LOLL

[hollow basalt]

Idk how he isn't 300kg

[maiden pawn]

he eats one of those a day and then just hibernates

[maiden pawn]

thats his one meal

[hollow basalt]

💀 💀 💀

[maiden pawn]

thanos

[sage tusk]

what even

[hollow basalt]

Shout out the workers for wrapping that

[maiden pawn]

how do u even do that in one burrito

[hollow basalt]

He gets double everything

Lol

[sage tusk]

oh wait

[maiden pawn]

30 euro burrito

[potent berry]

Pretty much double everything and u get queso and guacamole

[sage tusk]

the tower one

that needs triple tortilla

[maiden pawn]

damn

[hollow basalt]

Guac 🙏 🙏

[maiden pawn]

im sure its good

[floral spindle]

@next copper my brother just stepped and broke my glasses

Do I nuke him

[next copper]

get lenses

[maiden pawn]

how do u have glasses on the floor

[hollow basalt]

Why are ur glasses on the floor

Stupid

[floral spindle]

I can’t deal with glasses

[floral spindle]

They weren’t

[hollow basalt]

?

[floral spindle]

He took em and stepped on em

[hollow basalt]

?

?

[floral spindle]

😂

[maiden pawn]

keep them on ur face Smarty pants

[sage tusk]

where is bro stepping

oh

[maiden pawn]

LOLLL

hes thanos

[next copper]

why

why he do zius

[floral spindle]

He picked a fight with me and I made him tap out

So in retreat he broke em

😭

[maiden pawn]

tactical

[hollow basalt]

Sounds like he won

[zenith vapor]

yeah icl you gotta beat him

[floral spindle]

Cus he couldn’t handle me choking him out

[maiden pawn]

glasses can be expensive ..

[floral spindle]

And making him tap

[floral spindle]

300 euros…

[zenith vapor]

theres no other option

beat his ass

[floral spindle]

They ain’t cheap

[maiden pawn]

hes paying

[floral spindle]

Nah I won’t beat his ass

[potent berry]

Armbar him

[hollow basalt]

Can't imagine this guy choking anyone out

[floral spindle]

I felt bad for him

[maiden pawn]

is he like 8

[floral spindle]

But after this…

[zenith vapor]

boooooo

[hollow basalt]

Petite little @floral spindle

[floral spindle]

You haven’t seen me bro 😂

[floral spindle]

LMAO

[hollow basalt]

Just the way you type.

[maiden pawn]

dont matter wen its boar

[maiden pawn]

u cant choke him good luck trying to find where his neck starts

[next copper]

👁️

[floral spindle]

Fair enough

[hollow basalt]

Lashing out cus my legs work and urs dont

[zenith vapor]

chat how do I PGT

this scen is actual ragebait