general

[mortal marsh]

@prime palm invite mr please

please

please pelase please

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-10678931350545522063

[prime palm]

What did you imagine?

[mortal marsh]

league

only

but with guns

[prime palm]

You need to add me on steam

[mortal marsh]

waz ur stem uzer?

[hot shard]

hello how to get badge here in discord for voltaic rank? \

[prime palm]

The first thing he says in the video is, this game is basically league of legends, but you actually play the game

xD

[prime palm]

Be gold or higher

[mortal marsh]

1640125679

[prime palm]

U gotta submit it in

https://discord.com/channels/153919886471593984/711930472866775121

[mortal marsh]

ok

where

[prime palm]

Bro

I'm responding to the guy above

The fuck?

[mortal marsh]

oh

[prime palm]

Ur such a chud

I sent you frend request

[mortal marsh]

:/

[hard stump]

do i....

[next copper]

no

[hard stump]

wtf

[mortal marsh]

adidas

[hard stump]

vas

[lusty oasis]

chat

i'm makin pizza

[mortal marsh]

for me?

[lusty oasis]

do you want some

[hasty verge]

its ugly 💔

[hasty verge]

typical non sober activities

[hot shard]

Thank you bless you friend

[prime palm]

Dam bro is plat

[hard stump]

L opinion…

[polar pivot]

chat is @floral spindle fat?

[mortal marsh]

yes please

[hasty verge]

hes morbidly obese

[prime palm]

Did you see his cooking? He must be fat

[floral spindle]

@next copper

[hasty verge]

get some blue shi

[polar pivot]

@floral spindle u know who to ban now

[hard stump]

???

hell nah

blue is ass

[floral spindle]

Yes u

[mortal marsh]

mafu mafu?

[fluid shale]

https://fixupx.com/osinttechnical/status/2045503858130956788

OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical)

Audio of the Indian oil tanker Sanmar Herald pleading with Iranian forces to stop shooting at it in the Strait of Hormuz this morning.

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 2:04 PM

im so dead lmao

[polar pivot]

YEEAAAAAAAAAA

[mortal marsh]

727!!

[fluid shale]

https://fixupx.com/syed_asiff/status/2045555390155530377

Syed Asif shah (@Syed_Asiff)

@Osinttechnical Another audio of the actual conversation has been released.

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FixupX · Apr 18, 2026, 5:29 PM

[polar pivot]

FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZE MY PFP

[fluid shale]

this one is even better

[hasty verge]

new dont redeem it audio?

[mortal marsh]

i listen to takt op so

[prime palm]

Most calm indian ever

[hasty verge]

this seems like a scam link

[mortal marsh]

and there was a divorce case about him around 2024 or 2023

so yeah

[prime palm]

What if he scams them whil hes at it

[fluid shale]

his boat is legit fired upon

considering that he's pretty chill

[prime palm]

DO NOT REDEEM

[mortal marsh]

there u go

@polar pivot

[quaint scroll]

whoooo the fuck is this

why do i have them added

[fluid shale]

Hell no

[quaint scroll]

bro who is THIS

[mortal marsh]

damn bro is a guy and he uses lovesense?

[quaint scroll]

who changed their goddamn

name

to THIS

HELLO???

[viscid bear]

more pb all day

[fluid shale]

bro lost a bet

[prime palm]

Now do static

[fluid shale]

😭

[viscid bear]

NOOO

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410260504483598346/1447776698148978688/image0.gif

[viscid bear]

i am finally orca on smoothbot

[hushed patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF-9oEuzPw&list=PLfnk8xmhWrrFXz_EgPE4aQaQZZOzlORNT&index=18 @nimble coral is this one of your hitsounds if so which one

[viscid bear]

thankfully no touching it until all other scores are orca

and i go for seal

[quaint scroll]

@hushed patrol you should have gone to tx2k with that hayabusa

[prime palm]

Some scores are way too hard. If you're struggling, switch to intermediate one

[viscid bear]

nah im going for that seal complete

there is nothing like "too hard"

[quaint scroll]

my 911 makes 1150 crank now

[prime palm]

I'm consistently hitting J*de scores but still not seal comp

[quaint scroll]

twin 72mms

[hushed patrol]

im european

[viscid bear]

skill issue

[next copper]

what

[quaint scroll]

lame

[hushed patrol]

🇳🇱

[next copper]

its that one

[quaint scroll]

its not even legal there

i cant drive in eu

without special plate

[hushed patrol]

which one

[next copper]

that one

[prime palm]

Get seal on the last scenario in the benchmarks, right now

[viscid bear]

nuhuh

[next copper]

its called rx

[hushed patrol]

[prime palm]

It's not that hard you say

Go on

[hushed patrol]

wait really 😭

i thought you were being sarcastic

[next copper]

no

you were pranked

[polar pivot]

Yeah the case was so crazy she was called the amber heard of japan😭

[native prawn]

oh ok that makes sense

[hushed patrol]

blocked

[next copper]

🪞

[hushed patrol]

HAZEL HIII

[native prawn]

hallo

[hard stump]

HAZEL HIIIIIII

@native prawn

[exotic pivot]

hazelnut is yummy with chocolate

[native prawn]

@hard stump

[sour totem]

hazel

[viscid bear]

i spent so much time on smoothbot

[sour totem]

how do you feel about being forcefully acquistoned by KAE

[viscid bear]

my tracking is just feeling diff now

[quaint scroll]

weird people like that exist

yeah

https://tenor.com/view/modricnudes-this-is-how-you-eat-a-big-mac-burger-gif-5061370370382817810

[native prawn]

i dont wven know what that word means

[sour totem]

So you wouldn't mind?

[mortal marsh]

which one?

[native prawn]

the big word

[mortal marsh]

?

[mortal marsh]

oh yyeah

[sour totem]

acquisitioned

[stuck drum]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.mp4

[mortal marsh]

it was in mujin's video i think

[native prawn]

@stuck drum u knwo what this word means?

[mortal marsh]

uk crazy how i was dreaming about marryying rushia

[native prawn]

@stuck drum

[sour totem]

It means acquired

[mortal marsh]

until i woke up and saw the video

[native prawn]

@stuck drum help

[sage oasis]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDjeVDsW4AAghul.mp4

[hushed patrol]

@next copper i already found the sound without your help hah

[mortal marsh]

i was having breakfast

[mortal marsh]

then i realized

[native prawn]

@sage oasis help

[stuck drum]

it means this I think

[sour totem]

You'll become property of KAE

[sage oasis]

WHATS WRONG,.

[mortal marsh]

sigh

[sour totem]

Cheater

[native prawn]

its forzen on my screen what u get

[stuck drum]

a score

[sour totem]

he got 919.75

[polar pivot]

I never liked rushia shes too crazy and when I found out she was married to mafu I hated her even more lol

[native prawn]

u suck

[visual bronze]

do all ground players listen to hardstyle?

[stuck drum]

I threw a run

[visual bronze]

there has to be something

[stuck drum]

it was so sad

I had

74

[sage oasis]

i dont

[stuck drum]

75

[sage oasis]

🔥

[stuck drum]

74

77

[mortal marsh]

why

[visual bronze]

what u listen to pookie

[stuck drum]

72

?

[sage oasis]

7nightz

[mortal marsh]

its that her death metalish voice?

[sage oasis]

😼

[visual bronze]

link something idk them

[polar pivot]

Thats funny but shes too obsessed with her viewers it creeps me out sometimes lol

But I like crazy

[hushed patrol]

@sage oasis gap him

[polar pivot]

😭

[sage oasis]

Cant.. torex mogs me

[visual bronze]

guys are jades better than obsidians?

[polar pivot]

Depends

[sage oasis]

Just look them up on soundcloud

[stuck drum]

he's got that

[mortal marsh]

i mean

[visual bronze]

SOUNDCLOUD

[stuck drum]

I believe in him

[visual bronze]

fine i'll do it for you

[mortal marsh]

she is tryna sell the

[stuck drum]

everything I've played recently

he gaps me

[mortal marsh]

personal yk?

like the syykkuno one

[spice hedge]

Hi everyone, could you please help me out? I’m having an issue in Whisphere — when the bot is at the top position, it’s hard to keep my aim on it, and the same happens when it’s at the bottom. Is there any tracking scenario or drill for practicing those top and bottom positions?

[sage oasis]

his newer music i dont really like

[mortal marsh]

i would pay up if it means i get to be noticed

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hushed patrol]

arent you higher on voltaic ground than he is

[sage oasis]

but his songs from like 2022-2024 are peak

[stuck drum]

barely played bench ground

tbh

[sage oasis]

cause he hasnt played

[native prawn]

atraeriel mog torex

[sage oasis]

torex can prob get a good score on it too

[stuck drum]

I dont wanna

[sage oasis]

just farm bot 3

[stuck drum]

s4

ass

s3

[native prawn]

torex is chud aimer like me

[stuck drum]

ass

[sage oasis]

his bot 3 is goated

[stuck drum]

s5

[hushed patrol]

because he scared of your aura

[stuck drum]

ok ish

but I dont wanna play

[visual bronze]

recommend me a song while i'm on this soundcloud @sage oasis

[stuck drum]

920 first

[hushed patrol]

ok goodbye guys im gonna talk with cute

[visual bronze]

i clicked a few and they're kinda different

[sour totem]

just get ultraglide RS man

[mortal marsh]

bluenation

[stuck drum]

then I transcend to the high heavens

[native prawn]

i gave up becuSe i dont have the genetics

[stuck drum]

and become an ethereal god

and win

[stuck drum]

I never give up.

[sage oasis]

whole ep is goated

[stuck drum]

I just cant play for long sessions

or I get bored

[open rapids]

any1know the tipical mouse pad length the square one like vicose use

[viral galleon]

les gars jai besoin daide je sais pas comment synchroniser kovvaks a voltaic!!!!

[native prawn]

when u get bored then start playign with ur mouse upside down

[mortal marsh]

she have a video on mousepads

[stuck drum]

when bored

[mortal marsh]

mayybe u can watch that

[stuck drum]

I go to sleep

[sage oasis]

same.. unless i want a score really badly

then i no life

[open rapids]

oh leemme see i js wanted to see the size though

[sage oasis]

a scenario

[spice hedge]

Hi everyone, could you please help me out? I’m having an issue in Whisphere — when the bot is at the top position, it’s hard to keep my aim on it, and the same happens when it’s at the bottom. Is there any tracking scenario or drill for practicing those top and bottom positions?

[mortal marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7mCxC7033A&t=409s

[stuck drum]

I just cant do it

[mortal marsh]

XL soft

[stuck drum]

like

[ancient minnow]

qck

[stuck drum]

so mind numbing

hell nah

[open rapids]

thanks

[mortal marsh]

yyuh

[visual bronze]

are they glass skates or wat

[native prawn]

no

[mortal marsh]

ur looking to buy one?

[stuck drum]

can you buy me $5000000000000

[native prawn]

no im poor and jobless

Sorry

[stuck drum]

but you got money

[shadow junco]

whisphere generally is a scenario that just demands higher sens. The awkward movements are what make it so challenging so i’d suggest playing either smaller variants or even smaller SLOWER versions to get the hang of it. im not a coach tho but thats what id suggest lel

[native prawn]

i have 3 dolar

[stuck drum]

more than me

so rich

millionaire 😱

[sage oasis]

i got 2 dolar

u rich

[potent berry]

you don't need the other 2 right give them to us

[floral spindle]

can i hold a dollar

plz

[native prawn]

why is evreryone trying to steal my money

[potent berry]

unspeakable greed for having 3 dolar

[mortal marsh]

money?

[shadow junco]

10 dollars to my name

[mortal marsh]

WHERE

[shadow junco]

🗣️

[lusty oasis]

featuring the giant burn i just got on my hand

[hushed patrol]

@floral spindle ur monitor just dropped another 100 euros for me..

[mortal marsh]

10 bucks are 10 bucks

[native prawn]

larp

no one is that rich

[floral spindle]

bro

mini heart attacks

[shadow junco]

it’s cad bro

[lusty oasis]

okii

[shadow junco]

if it were usd or euro yes

[floral spindle]

I just wanted to hold one

[shadow junco]

id be larping

[hasty verge]

... so 21+ shi allowed and not 18+ 😭

[sage oasis]

stop larping

[lusty oasis]

i'm not breaking any rules by sending that am i

[sage oasis]

@shadow junco stop larping

🤬

[shadow junco]

CHILL

[open rapids]

i just bought a new desk i didnt have a mousepad yet i just wanted to know the size or i can measure and surely buy one

[shadow junco]

im just like that

10 dollar

just better

[stuck drum]

😭

@shadow junco

[ancient minnow]

Yo @stuck drum want a bitcoin?\

[lusty oasis]

from what i understand as long as it isn't sexual or illegal i'm being a good boy

[sage oasis]

???

[stuck drum]

good one

[mortal marsh]

alright hopes everything goes well

[floral spindle]

mimimimimimi

mimimimimim

[ancient minnow]

U want one aswell?

[sage oasis]

does @elfin mulch happen to be in this discord server? @shadow junco

[stuck drum]

how have you made that public

[open rapids]

what could go wrong..

[native prawn]

@dylan racism is bad

[shadow junco]

LMFAO

[stuck drum]

bro

[visual bronze]

@sour totem deez?

[ancient minnow]

dude how do you put

faze

but no cod mw2

[stuck drum]

honestly dylan

fair enough

[spice hedge]

i have 60cm/360. Do you think I can get used to this sensitivity in this scenario, or should I adjust my sens specifically for it? I’m not grinding it just for the achievement — I’m trying to improve all aspects of my aim while sticking to my main game sensitivity.

[shadow junco]

it’s an old friend group i had w roblox guys like 4 years ago and we just reunited for funzies

it was just the name

[hasty verge]

let me tell you something

[shadow junco]

😭😭

[bold dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1425882419885773031/togif_1.gif

[open rapids]

you can use multiple sens according to scenerieos

[hasty verge]

so i have this speech right

[shadow junco]

60 is VERY slow id say up it honestly

[hasty verge]

and i may have ai'd the draft

but its fine

[open rapids]

low it you mean.

[exotic pivot]

these look cool af

[native prawn]

Hello shoul i take a nap

[shadow junco]

higher sens lower cm yes

what i meant

oops

[open rapids]

yes.

[exotic pivot]

yes nap!

[hasty verge]

deez nuts

[floral spindle]

What time is it

[ancient minnow]

nah 60cm is brick sens

[floral spindle]

for youuuuu

[native prawn]

1pm…

[ancient minnow]

40 is brick

[floral spindle]

yes take a nap

[spice hedge]

okay thanks

[shadow junco]

id say lower the cm and toy around to see which works best. it’s what feels comfortable that matters

[sour totem]

hell nah

[ancient minnow]

real people use 10-30cm

[open rapids]

i play in 32-45 cm.......

[floral spindle]

lg10cm

[spice hedge]

okay thanks

[open rapids]

wlcm

[shadow junco]

my cm range changed to 22-65cm

im relearning static on high cm now

its so weird

[ancient minnow]

mine is like

[shadow junco]

LOL

[open rapids]

65 is like too low for me

[ancient minnow]

10-35cm

[shadow junco]

i was playing static on 35cm before

[bold dock]

the jump from lavender to indigo is beating my ass son

[sage oasis]

i was playing static last night on like 30-50cm last night

[shadow junco]

cuz i thought itwas 70

[sage oasis]

honestly wasnt bad

[open rapids]

you use 65 for small adjectments or smth?

[ancient minnow]

it rly isnt that bad

id say 40-45 is liek ideal

for it

[shadow junco]

helps w getting my initial flick almost perfect

[sage tusk]

bro all the chinese demons are on like

80

[shadow junco]

im relearning

[open rapids]

yeah cool

[sage tusk]

jasper on like 5000000000000cm

[sage oasis]

depends on the scenario

if its like small dots

more like 70 id say

[wise veldt]

either 81 or like 76

[ancient minnow]

u could get away with like 60

on small dots

[visual bronze]

ion find the ones u said

[ancient minnow]

60-70 not too bad

[visual bronze]

it's fine not so important tho

[visual bronze]

76 enjoyer

[shadow junco]

i almost got from jade level to nova on day 1 of relearning on high cm so i might break me being hardstuck nova on static lell

[sage tusk]

do they use this for multiclick type ones too

[visual bronze]

i default to 76 or 82

[ancient minnow]

u track on 76?

[wise veldt]

There are some who use 81 on literally everything

[visual bronze]

*for static

[bold dock]

sure bro fuck it

[wise veldt]

I am a 73 enjoyer

new good sens

[visual bronze]

even with new mouse?

[shadow junco]

tbf multiclick is more cluster

[hard stump]

chat whats a good amt of maximum memory for replay buffer if i have 32gb

[shadow junco]

u can get away w slow sens

[sage tusk]

i stole 77 from someone

i dont remember who

[wise veldt]

my new mouse is not that light

[visual bronze]

i thought u added 15cm since new mouse

[wise veldt]

I will see what to play with when hts pro comes

that will be interesting

[lusty oasis]

uh huh

[visual bronze]

get astra 1w2ts before hts pro comes

[hasty verge]

i'll repeat cuz i feel bad for your dumb ass

[hasty verge]

i have a speech coming up right

[lusty oasis]

speech

[hasty verge]

and i may or may not have ai'd the draft cuz thats too much work

[lusty oasis]

speak boy

yikes

i hope u get a bad grade im ngl

[hasty verge]

nah nah not grades

graduation ceremony'

[lusty oasis]

either way

[hasty verge]

❤️

[lusty oasis]

G FUCKING G

this guys gonna be a doctor in 10 years chatgpting what's wrong with me

[hasty verge]

it takes pure skill to do this shi

[sage oasis]

Ong

[ancient minnow]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeG1iZHhuNnF5aW1sa3ZxcXZsb3Qxbmt4dzZ0MzhkYTIwZHlkcXdvOSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/lr3krxDV6inKjGetTH/giphy.gif

[sage oasis]

0 arm movement

just all wrist

💔

[shadow junco]

lowkey like me

[sage oasis]

bro that gif hurts to watch

[ancient minnow]

wonder what sens he played on

[sage oasis]

jesus LOL

how does that not hurt his wrist bro

[visual bronze]

why are ppl bagging on tenz all of a sudden

[shadow junco]

whenever i play like control or reactive i barely use arm

[ancient minnow]

i mean u can definitely do those type of movements

without ur wrist hurting

[sage oasis]

uhh look at thescenario hes playing bro

that will hurt after some time

[ancient minnow]

im aware

[sage oasis]

andhes most likely on 70cm

[shadow junco]

tru

LOL

[ancient minnow]

yea that will just absolutely break ur wrist

if u do it for long enough

[prime palm]

@spiral vigil of course you have ski as a friend

[prime palm]

So you use leg?

[shadow junco]

ear

[hard stump]

typeeee

[sour totem]

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805431526676.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt

why did it not reply

@visual bronze

[elfin mulch]

i wish

[lusty oasis]

WHY IS IT SUCH A PROBLEM THAT IM FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE

😞😞😞😞

[meager meteor]

they are jealous of your many friends

[molten pilot]

In my case, I don't speak English :v

[lusty oasis]

what does this have to do with me i do not know you

[potent berry]

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? bro ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[lusty oasis]

@floral spindle can you see who joins and leaves vcs?

a guy just came in saying the n word

[floral spindle]

anarchy can

not me

[potent berry]

spirit of Dominick possessing my static scenario

[lusty oasis]

@humble pilot can you see the last guythat was in our vc

he had a kim jong un pfp

[floral spindle]

how about we don't advertise that here

[lusty oasis]

i didnt see his name

he was just constantly saying the n word in vc

[open parrot]

arbys hate is forced

[lusty oasis]

lowk

[floral spindle]

never been there

idk what that is

[peak estuary]

its bad

horsemeat

[lusty oasis]

HORSE MEAT

[open parrot]

mozzerela sticks are good

[lusty oasis]

LMFAOOAOAOA

[potent berry]

never had arby should I tap in

[floral spindle]

oki ty

[lusty oasis]

abys is NOT horse meat

[potent berry]

idk if my city got one icl

[open parrot]

and the sauce is decent

[peak estuary]

its horse meat

[floral spindle]

Ill ban for that

[lusty oasis]

turtle back

[floral spindle]

good ground for it

[open parrot]

the meat is ass yes

[potent berry]

have u tried horse meat?

how u know ground labubu

[lusty oasis]

yes

i have had every meat

[potent berry]

yo pause what did hetry

yo pause

[lusty oasis]

WE gettin arbys chitlins

[placid jungle]

is this real

[lusty oasis]

weats

[placid jungle]

wheats

[sage tusk]

i literally cant tell if its a joke

[ancient osprey]

my gf has iykwim yfm? 😈

[sage tusk]

bc america actualyl might

[placid jungle]

I hope it is a joke

that cannot be real

[lusty oasis]

rod wave meal from arby

[potent berry]

sooo what's chitlins? #noobQuestion

[placid jungle]

why would anyone eat that

[potent berry]

oh okge I've tried grilled chicken intestines before

[placid jungle]

it looks repulsive to ingest

[potent berry]

it was doused in spicy vinnegar sauce

was good

[sage tusk]

brother

[placid jungle]

that's

something

[potent berry]

#citationmissing

[open parrot]

chitlins🤤

[sage tusk]

what are we doing

[placid jungle]

💔

[potent berry]

that looks good tho icl

[placid jungle]

how does anyone even eat that

[potent berry]

like post workout meal

and u got diet coke bev large

[placid jungle]

it's just 2 buns and a fuck ton of meat

[open parrot]

the regular one is not that bad

[sage tusk]

😭

[open parrot]

show the actual food bro

[placid jungle]

just buy meat at that point bro

[lusty oasis]

heyyy 🙋

[sage tusk]

ok wait im scrolling menu

[lusty oasis]

i fw the bys

[peak estuary]

its horse meat

[lusty oasis]

chitlins is horse meat

ill give u that

their rb isnt bad and their chicken is actually kijnda tuff

i fw the fries and shakes too

[exotic pivot]

what the fuck is that? 😭

[peak estuary]

mcdonalds is human and deer meat

[lusty oasis]

i dontt eat that dogshit

fuck mcdonald

[placid jungle]

why does this sound so american

[potent berry]

yo chill donalds good bro

[open parrot]

arbys fries are peak

[peak estuary]

no

[potent berry]

they have free french fry friday on the app every friday

[lusty oasis]

retweet

lowk some of the best fast food fries

ill debate that too

[open parrot]

yeah

[exotic pivot]

0% potato in those fries 😭

[lusty oasis]

checkers/rallys up there too

[potent berry]

Probably shake shack on top then everything else bottom for fries

[lusty oasis]

bking fries r lowk slept on

kfc fries are tuff

[open parrot]

the clasic roast beef sandwich tastes good for the first couple bites

[sage tusk]

how does one consume this

[potent berry]

kfc fries? r we fr

[lusty oasis]

ive never been to shake shack

[lusty oasis]

im sayin son try them

they tuff

i had the jack harlow burger 8 times

never was

[sage tusk]

do u like this

[peak estuary]

so big

[open parrot]

its decent

not that bad

[potent berry]

Jollibee fries > McDonalds fries icl

[lusty oasis]

im so big and round

[open parrot]

i like the mozzerela sticks

[lusty oasis]

my big belly is so full

[potent berry]

I'm finding where u live it's literally t3-t2

[lusty oasis]

what the fuck is jollibee

[open parrot]

saved .5 seconds by shortening top

[lusty oasis]

not even

[sage tusk]

wheres the taco bell guy

[lusty oasis]

savved one frame of input

i fw the bell

big tb kinda gas

i like their burritos

[potent berry]

u just made me hungry fuhhhh

gg

[lusty oasis]

ai burger

[kindred scarab]

because look at what ur playing that is why it happened

[lusty oasis]

mweooow

[bold dock]

pb of doom

[potent berry]

I'm trying to balance out my s5 rank to diamond complete :(

After diamond comp I go only play jade palace ground/ ground dojo

[kindred scarab]

what scenario is that

[sage tusk]

wats the pink thing

[kindred scarab]

play aimerz

more aura

[polar pivot]

Tf happened to ur name

[placid jungle]

do most people here actually play an fps game or

just kovaaks

[open parrot]

dawg beleives his photos

[sage tusk]

its the key

[exotic pivot]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lusty oasis]

pig leg

[sage tusk]

nonon

[atomic nebula]

no only tps

[placid jungle]

unlucky

[potent berry]

when I have time I play slopstrike, OW, or get dumpstered on LG duels

[sage tusk]

are there any sane humans on lg

[placid jungle]

what is lg duels

[lusty oasis]

dont do it

its a scam

youll get farmed

[sour totem]

Who the fuck plays fps games?

[sage tusk]

ski hop on aimbeast 1v1

run it

[lusty oasis]

hi ajde c:

[polar pivot]

30lg speaking

[placid jungle]

it's ok I'm never going to touch the game probably

[lusty oasis]

am i allowed to incite harm upon this individual

[potent berry]

I've met 2 surprisingly! 1 gave me advice on dodge n the other had a nice chat about mice with anotha

everyone else lowkey insane tho

[lusty oasis]

are u fucking saohka or wahtever

[sage tusk]

yemna

tma

yeam

ye man

[lusty oasis]

youre dmaing???

i knew it

[sage tusk]

am boblow

[lusty oasis]

boblow DMAer

[cedar olive]

yo

[bold dock]

so close to gm on this i can sniff it

[sage tusk]

what

what bench

for gm

[ancient minnow]

did you turn ur timescale off here

[bold dock]

viscose indigo

[bold dock]

i went afk

[ancient minnow]

nah u defo timescaled that

☝️

[sage tusk]

thats what they all say

sean investigation pending

[bold dock]

nah peep my vod i went stupid

[ancient minnow]

investigate all the vt golds

[exotic pivot]

what benchmark?

[exotic pivot]

yooo that mouse is tiny

[ancient minnow]

do u actually have

mouse movements separately shown

XDDDDDDD

[placid jungle]

turn that thing into a heartbeat display

[sour totem]

ye aight cheater

[kindred scarab]

its not one scenario that is gm its overall

fuschia isnt actually low nova on one scen its overall cuz theres many

[polar pivot]

Help me get 67lg

[ancient minnow]

step 1

[exotic pivot]

let the guy enjoy it </3

[ancient minnow]

uninstall kovaak

[bold dock]

yea

[bold dock]

vis

[sage tusk]

is kocak majking me worse

[ancient minnow]

and i thought having a cursor cam was crazy enough

[exotic pivot]

ohh ok

[ancient minnow]

unique if nobody else has that

[bold dock]

i used to have a curson cam

[atomic nebula]

kocak yeah

[kindred scarab]

factual

[atomic nebula]

holy arm aiming

[prime palm]

For me I release enough tension to disengage with the mouse click without realizing. So I end up not shooting lmao

[ancient minnow]

what ?

speak english

not buzzwords

[exotic pivot]

the scorebar tells you if youre shooting or not

[ancient minnow]

yo u want the ultimate tech to ascend in kovaak

[placid jungle]

do you not have any hitsounds

[ancient minnow]

ill tell u

[exotic pivot]

im already the kovaaks god

[next copper]

@floral spindle bro

[ancient minnow]

make ur steam profile entirely about israel

[next copper]

💀

[exotic pivot]

its close enough already

[ancient minnow]

and change ur kvk acc location to israel

easy ascend

also go 20cm

[prime palm]

Gwolves 💜

[placid jungle]

are the Israeli gods going to give you godlike rng in scenarios

[prime palm]

No

[exotic pivot]

they literally do

[sage tusk]

who actually is #1 isreali aimer

[ancient minnow]

ur israeli profile not good enough

u need hebrew as ur name

[potent berry]

OHHH so that's why my bot geeked out earlier

[exotic pivot]

my aim is like jade level but because of bot rng im gm

[exotic pivot]

netty is literally my uncle im good gang

[ancient minnow]

nah mate

here ill give u a steam pfp u can use

[prime palm]

Kažem, toliko popustim ruku da prestanem pritiskati miš. I onda radim scenario bez pucanja 🥀 💔

[exotic pivot]

i will NOT be using that 😭

[ancient minnow]

use this bro

or mossad logo

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410260504483598346/1447776698148978688/image0.gif

[prime palm]

Bro 🥀 💔

[cedar olive]

guys how do I escape jade rank

[next copper]

nice objective dmg

[placid jungle]

play scenario and lock in

[potent berry]

genetics

[ancient minnow]

@exotic pivot peep this image

[potent berry]

or cheat

[cedar olive]

where can I get cheat

[next copper]

bro

[placid jungle]

latter is best method

[next copper]

how

tf

do you have

0 as vyper

[potent berry]

idk im stuck in jade too ever since season 4

[prime palm]

We only took like 2 guardians, my team threw hard

[placid jungle]

isn't season 3 and 4 easy

[cedar olive]

tragic

[gloomy flume]

Once it gets you you never escape

[cedar olive]

im grinding gm ground

[bold basin]

PB On 25 CM!!! 🙀

[cedar olive]

im almost there

[ancient minnow]

now go 20cm

[bold basin]

😨

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/marine-biology-marine-fish-jojo-fired-gif-2141315550368170163

[prime palm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989859230553112656/1322722056013615115/YFXEYwmm.gif

[next copper]

u have 0 obj dmg

[bold basin]

Viscose Benchmarks are so Cool! 🙏

[next copper]

bro

[exotic pivot]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[next copper]

dont blame the team

as vyper

[cedar olive]

tuff

[next copper]

you are

so fucking fast

at pushing

[bold basin]

Your PFP is dis gif!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428348851407814687/1472474076688814154/unknown-41.gif

[hasty verge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-tornado-sora-monkey-holding-door-cooked-gif-12685575598928792175

[prime palm]

I'm snek, I farm cuz we behind on souls instead of fighting people who are double our souls

[exotic pivot]

YES

IT IS

[next copper]

💀

[hasty verge]

im bored

[exotic pivot]

i got you twin

[cedar olive]

what scenarios should I grind tmr

[hasty verge]

i can't play rn i need to study

[hasty verge]

dotts

[exotic pivot]

dw

[placid jungle]

pokeball auto wide

[exotic pivot]

ill send some fun studies your way

[cedar olive]

fuck that

[exotic pivot]

check your books in one hour

[cedar olive]

also fuck that

[placid jungle]

dotts worst scenario

[dim gale]

dotts

[prime palm]

Bouncesphere Smooth Size 70%

[dim gale]

skill issue

[cedar olive]

fuck that shit

[exotic pivot]

1 wall 9000 targets

[placid jungle]

it is a skill issue

and that's why I hate it.

[cedar olive]

yuno ball

[exotic pivot]

:D

[dim gale]

so play it more so its not skill issue anymore

[cedar olive]

that's a shit scenario

[sage tusk]

@solemn lava do u still play deadloc

[prime palm]

How is ur static better than ur dynamic

[placid jungle]

I'm like 1310 in intermediate and 1270 in adv

[potent berry]

this just further proves that dotts worst scen

[cedar olive]

static so ez

[hasty verge]

i hate dynamic

[placid jungle]

I need 10 fuckass points for gm

[hasty verge]

oooh u got this

[placid jungle]

I tried for 8 hours

[prime palm]

My sheet so far

[placid jungle]

I don't wanna do it anymore

[dim gale]

VSS Thin Aiming Long Raspberry LG56 AIMGOD

[ancient minnow]

for 8 hours

yep ur nerfing urself

[exotic pivot]

what scen?

[hasty verge]

what did reactive do to bro

[placid jungle]

dotts

[ancient minnow]

dont play kvk for more than an hour

genuinely useless

[placid jungle]

it's not a fun scenario anymore

[prime palm]

Playing Vindicta so was focusing on dynamic clicking

[placid jungle]

I hate it

[cedar olive]

get out

[dim gale]

why its fun

[exotic pivot]

you gotta finish it 🥺

[hasty verge]

i plkay valorant so technically i should be focusing on it

[placid jungle]

but I play a lot if it's fun

[hasty verge]

but fuck that

[cedar olive]

lg56 aimgod I've seen enough

[hasty verge]

and the dopamine boost from hitting a new rank

[cedar olive]

thin aswell

[exotic pivot]

propaganda

[placid jungle]

I have like 3.9k and could push for 4k on pokeball auto

[dim gale]

not all lg56 aimgods are made the same tho

[dim sphinx]

No fun allowed

[prime palm]

I will. One day

[hasty verge]

ironic ahhahaha

[dim gale]

like cfsi lg56 aimgod is kinda alright

[placid jungle]

gulp...

[dim sphinx]

Get on a strict kovaaks regimen

[cedar olive]

• thin im gonna get ran down

[placid jungle]

is that the method

[exotic pivot]

😔

[hasty verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287170529760903251/1483605342641193052/image0.gif

[dim sphinx]

Your future clipping noobs on Twitter depends on it

[exotic pivot]

fih

lg56 has so much aura

[cedar olive]

what do u call a fish with no eye

[exotic pivot]

people are terrified of scens with his name on it before even seeing them

[hasty verge]

fsh

[dim sphinx]

Bring lg56 back to kovaaks

[exotic pivot]

real

[hasty verge]

why ur pfp a pharoah 😭

[hasty verge]

did i get it right

[cedar olive]

ye

[slate kettle]

Ye

[hasty verge]

i really wanna grind this instead of studying

[placid jungle]

should I keep playing switching and static or do I finally go try and balance out tracking today

[cedar olive]

who studies on weekends

go play

[hasty verge]

i have school on sunday 💔

[cedar olive]

become otp

[placid jungle]

I already am

[cedar olive]

dang u school must be dogshit

[cedar olive]

be more

[hasty verge]

😭

[placid jungle]

💔

do most jades balance their ranks

[cedar olive]

I do

[placid jungle]

isn't that boring then...

[cedar olive]

no

[placid jungle]

focusing on a bunch of not so fun scenarios

when you could just play 1 scenario for 50 years

[stuck drum]

I do

[cedar olive]

nah I like static a lot so I play a lot of that but my other skills aren't lacking behind

js balance

yk

[placid jungle]

hmm

[cedar olive]

cause matty goated at everything

so like

[next jacinth]

What's the secret to dotts

[cedar olive]

gotta be like him

[cedar olive]

landings

[placid jungle]

pacing

[dim gale]

you can check my twitter ON YOUR OWN accord for the tech

[placid jungle]

speed doesn't really matter as long as you land flicks

[dim gale]

:DDDDDDD

[next jacinth]

I think my landings are bad tbh

[placid jungle]

shameless plug

[cedar olive]

then practice them

[peak estuary]

@floral spindle self promo

[cedar olive]

and you'll get jade

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-not-a-chud-you're-not-a-chud-sorry-you're-not-a-chud-gif-12732191522489462721

[next jacinth]

Link doesnt work

[dim gale]

yo chill out

[cedar olive]

self promo gone wrong

[dim gale]

cant give my link but you can just use my current name in your own volition

so youre finding it out by yourself and i didnt direct you

right?

[placid jungle]

mods... he's using a loophole...

[dim gale]

[prime palm]

I am

[placid jungle]

ban him...

[empty night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1473239333497737216/1494803643881488514/IMG_4067.gif

[prime palm]

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[next jacinth]

We can't plug?

[stuck drum]

🔒 Message Hidden

[empty night]

close enough

[potent sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-scuba-catgif-cat-gif-3307696218951769070

[ashen wharf]

✌

[placid jungle]

loopy did anyone get 1.4k+ in miniphase

[cedar olive]

me

[next jacinth]

We need more fenrir pro users

[placid jungle]

is this true

[cedar olive]

ye

[sage tusk]

why

[cedar olive]

well I got 1400

[empty night]

buy me it and ill gladly become one

[cedar olive]

same shit

[placid jungle]

alright I guess I'll lock in and get 1500

[next jacinth]

So i can copy the tech

[cedar olive]

no

dont

[next jacinth]

Best i can do is $10 discount

[placid jungle]

sorry... you raised my hand.

[cedar olive]

now im gonna play it too

broooo

[placid jungle]

I lied

[cedar olive]

yay

[placid jungle]

I'm not touching kovaaks today

[next jacinth]

2026 discord user.....

[placid jungle]

probably

[cedar olive]

I can focus on getting gm

[empty night]

@potent sand i can play tourney right it says im a j*de ❤️

[placid jungle]

🤔

[cedar olive]

immortal complete

[empty night]

pretty much gold complete

[polar pivot]

@potent sand more larp than me

[placid jungle]

immortal complete is basically jade

[empty night]

who would do such a thing

[sage tusk]

this deni guy is a thug

[empty night]

i bought my aimlabs account trust

[placid jungle]

what even is val immortal rank equivalent to

[sage tusk]

like jade

[empty night]

im a nice individual that interacts on voltaic discord general

[placid jungle]

oh

[sage tusk]

diamond maybe

hard to convert

[placid jungle]

probably like dia jade ya

I think more dia

[sage tusk]

you stole my kidney

[cedar olive]

master

[placid jungle]

lies and deceit btw

[empty night]

i could never

[placid jungle]

deceitful individual

[cedar olive]

Im jade

true jade

[placid jungle]

I had immo in val benchmarks in like 2024

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963445276054544386/1462800901545660436/lovejade.gif

[placid jungle]

pretty sure I was like plat or dia at that time

[cedar olive]

u not jade u can't participate

[placid jungle]

I'm jade

real jade

[cedar olive]

jade larp

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963445276054544386/1462800901545660436/lovejade.gif

[empty night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1452088098577055744/another_day.gif

[wanton bison]

Hey guys

[placid jungle]

it's ok after this tourney I'll go hit master or gm

[wanton bison]

[sour totem]

We talking about being jade?

I'm the most jade of all time

[empty night]

no me

[prime palm]

@potent sand where can I find info about this J*de tournament

[cedar olive]

on his twitter

[placid jungle]

fakest but realest jade

[prime palm]

I don't use that shit

[wanton bison]

Hi jade im guys

[cedar olive]

welp

cant join then

[prime palm]

It's only 50 bucks so who cares

[peak estuary]

kaejadesoar is a jade larper

[sour totem]

How could I larp

[placid jungle]

can I get 50 bucks

[wide wyvern]

send me 50

[sour totem]

I am Jade

[placid jungle]

thanks

[peak estuary]

ur nova

pal

[sour totem]

like I am jade bro

I'm jade

[cedar olive]

send sheet

[sour totem]

Bro what is this discrimination

No one fucking believes I'm Jade???

[peak estuary]

no

[cedar olive]

ur nova

[exotic pivot]

i believe you jade 🥺

[peak estuary]

you are kaenovasoar

[cedar olive]

idk what's worse

[prime palm]

I do

[sour totem]

I am JADEEEE

[cedar olive]

idk if being nova is worse than jade

[sour totem]

this is actually just a lie

😔

spreading propaganda

[sage tusk]

cel static

[exotic pivot]

jade would never lie to us

[sour totem]

exactly

I'm jade man

[prime palm]

https://imgur.com/KOxFOqc

[cedar olive]

how can a jade be in kae

[exotic pivot]

potato!

[cedar olive]

🤔

[sage tusk]

owner

[empty night]

what crosshair did u use for master on pasu

[cedar olive]

clover ascended

[exotic pivot]

i use the default one i think