general

[unkempt fulcrum]

u need to saturate ur feed

[prime palm]

It's not supposed to work like this mate

[maiden pawn]

definitely is

[kind glade]

ur acting like i didnt come from 120lbs

[unkempt fulcrum]

mine is all diff stuff

[maiden pawn]

when i was bulkign i physically couldnt like eat more without throwing up

[kind glade]

I was hardstuck 120-140

[maiden pawn]

and thats on like a 500 surplus

[kind glade]

okay well

[peak estuary]

thats hwy you blend steaks

[maiden pawn]

dude i was 100 LOLLl

[prime palm]

Bro, I spend like 6h a day watching youtube

[kind glade]

LOL

[prime palm]

It's broken rn

[kind glade]

BRO

[maiden pawn]

to 190 adn then 170 cut

[kind glade]

MAYBE THATS WHY

[maiden pawn]

100 at 6'1 as well

[drifting dock]

I blend chicken

[unkempt fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvNOg0Di4U0

who knows who dis is

[kind glade]

but i was also doing it during puberty

[shadow junco]

bro was 2D

[kind glade]

so it was mad easy

[maiden pawn]

100lbs at ur height is legit 25 bmi

[kind glade]

okay bro

but ur right

i like scaled

with my weight

my weigjt went up and my height followed

after

[maiden pawn]

aura

[slate adder]

im jus tryna gain like 20 i wanna hit 200 🥀

[maiden pawn]

stuff your pockets with coins

[unkempt fulcrum]

how is tihs possible

[slate adder]

🧃

[drifting dock]

100 lb 6'1 😭 bro u could've gotten folded by the wind

[tardy sedge]

Bc he tracks popcorn bots

[drifting dock]

that's so light wtf

[potent berry]

100 lb 6'1... built like a centering 180 bot

[shadow junco]

i went from 6’0 125 to 155 in like 5-6 months cuz i locked in on bulk 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro i barely ate when i was 150 lbs 6'1

[shadow junco]

im lowk hardstuck now

[unkempt fulcrum]

skipped school lunch 🙏

[maiden pawn]

im being talked to by people with 45avg bmi

[kind glade]

https://tenor.com/view/скелет-майнкрафт-minecraft-skeleton-gif-8136401410151794596

[unkempt fulcrum]

my bmi is 20 btw

[maiden pawn]

you are Lunch

[candid hinge]

You mean 5ft11?

[tardy sedge]

I went from 6'8 110 to 7'2 190 at 15 am I cooked

[peak estuary]

yeah all muscle btw

[potent berry]

idk my bmi it's probably big tho

[shadow junco]

183cm is 6’0 is it not?

[drifting dock]

Bold of u to assume it's that low

[unkempt fulcrum]

king of larp

[kind glade]

mfs centimeter watching

[slate adder]

larper

[shadow junco]

most of the world uses centimetres

[drifting dock]

cm>>

[maiden pawn]

its chill bro i was 25 bmi at end of bulk

[kind glade]

I remember the good old days when my height had an '11 at the end

Back when i was 7'11

[tardy sedge]

I can prove it

???

[peak estuary]

4'11

[maiden pawn]

7'11 wide

[unkempt fulcrum]

5'11 does look better than 6'3

[kind glade]

chill i havent been that height for days

[unkempt fulcrum]

or like 5'11 vs 6'7

[shadow junco]

this lowkey cope

[slate adder]

110 at 6'8 u would be dead i would know

[maiden pawn]

he was going through doorframes like hes trying to fit a couch

[unkempt fulcrum]

the numbers

[candid hinge]

4ft 11 is perfect for not getting sniped in ww3

[unkempt fulcrum]

like cus its double digits

[peak estuary]

wont matter

dronestrike everyone

[kind glade]

yo

[candid hinge]

Drone swarm

[kind glade]

nihil

what colors ur underwear

[tardy sedge]

Women prefer 5'6 140 over 6'3 180 any day bro

[candid hinge]

Swear they all look short and stocky in the Ukraine footage

[kind glade]

Boarito build:

[shadow junco]

🍔

[maiden pawn]

[sour totem]

Why we sounding like lookmaxxers rn

[maiden pawn]

we are

kid

[potent berry]

we r?

[drifting dock]

That tells me u are probably 5'6 140

[tardy sedge]

Women prefer shorter guys its just tall men coping

[coarse belfry]

im looksminimizer

[tardy sedge]

@shadow junco Factual?

[potent berry]

clavicular clavicular clavicular peptides bone smashing

[shadow junco]

lifemaxx, kovaaksmaxx, looksmaxx, everythingmaxx

[slate adder]

ur def 5'6 cause my height pulls every day of the week

[potent berry]

icl idk the looksmaxxer brainrot lingo

[tardy sedge]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[drifting dock]

when are we gonna start measuring our jaw line sharpness

[slate adder]

its ok my short king

[potent berry]

when r we gonna have VT rankings for bmi

[kind glade]

first time celestial

[tardy sedge]

Voltaic plat maxxing

[candid hinge]

It should affect your energy

[drifting dock]

Vt gym ranking

I'd be astra

[shadow junco]

recessed maxilla holy receding hairline and protruding ears. Get rhinoplasty your nose is not the ideal shape. (i think)

lil sample of what i know

[peak estuary]

s-blitz

[quick echo]

🌩️ Blitz application: http://bit.ly/vtblitz

[shadow junco]

@tardy sedge help

[maiden pawn]

just a lil glimpse inside of my twisted mind

[kind glade]

protruding ears

[unkempt fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCEDAGFFAA

o shoot i thought thumbnail was clavicular bro

LMAO

[kind glade]

?

[shadow junco]

thats vitaly

[kind glade]

how do u get vitaly and clav mixed up

[shadow junco]

dawg

how do we mix em up

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro

[shadow junco]

he looks like a straight goblin

[hollow basalt]

@kind glade wake up

[candid hinge]

You HAVE to be over 6ft, good face, 115iq+ or else your DONE

[hollow basalt]

Hauntr live

[unkempt fulcrum]

go to link

[candid hemlock]

What kind of skates do you guys normally use for fingertip mice? Control or speed dots?

[unkempt fulcrum]

go to bro channel and check thumbnail

😔

[potent berry]

need tips on how to hit vt astra on bmi any knowers?

[shadow junco]

wdym bros channel

[maiden pawn]

u there bro

[shadow junco]

and thumbnail

[peak estuary]

@hollow basalt @kind glade

[shadow junco]

u sent the video here

it has an embed

[candid hinge]

Move to America

[unkempt fulcrum]

its diff thumbnail

on youtube

[candid hemlock]

Spam the Taco Bell boxes. Unhealthy, a lot of calories and cheap

[unkempt fulcrum]

trust

[tardy sedge]

Orbital vector is subpar, your nose protrudes too far, suboptimal canthal tilt, maxilla recessed, gonial angle is too obtuse, hairline is not optimal, ur height is clearly sub 6', too much eye bags, you need a rhinoplasty, u need a chanthalplasty, u need a lifeplasty.

[shadow junco]

so a different video

[unkempt fulcrum]

no

it is the same video bro

[shadow junco]

no it’s not.

you’re wrong.

[candid hinge]

Mtn evaluation

[unkempt fulcrum]

i am going to crash out

[tardy sedge]

???? No its not

[tardy sedge]

Bro ur ragebaiting

[shadow junco]

In what world are they similar

how do you mix these up

[hushed patrol]

@scenic jackal can you send me the whisphere threshold pl code

[drifting dock]

why are u sending it again lol

[tardy sedge]

Aimer7 is the one who popularized aim training

[drifting dock]

We can see it

[unkempt fulcrum]

yo

what u guys are not real

[shadow junco]

who agrees blake’s buggin

[upper token]

Me too pretty plz

[tardy sedge]

Me

[upper token]

And controlsphere

If u got that

[scenic jackal]

the threshold stuff wasnt me originally

idk if i have that code lying around

[tardy sedge]

Clav is literally not in the thumbnail 💀 💀 💀

Like LOOK DUDE

[candid hinge]

The spirit of clav is

[tardy sedge]

WITH UR EYES.

[unkempt fulcrum]

i am going to @ bardoz bro

watch yourself

[shadow junco]

goblin vs clavicular

i see a HUGE difference

[tardy sedge]

Blake bro

That is NOT CLAVICULAR

[elder lichen]

wat tat

[candid hinge]

This ragebait is even beyond bardoz and his technique

[upper token]

Plsylist

[drifting dock]

Blake u need to hop off discord

[shadow junco]

this mixup is the equivalent to saying mrbeast looks like ksi

[drifting dock]

genuinely

[elder lichen]

oh

nvm

[tardy sedge]

Exactly bro

[upper token]

I want controlsphere threshold too

[unkempt fulcrum]

u all r fried

wait till i drop some slurs

[elder lichen]

just play scenario and pb

[elder lichen]

not that hard

[tardy sedge]

@unkempt fulcrum where do u see clav bro

I genuinely have no idea how u see clavicular in that thumbnail

LOL

[unkempt fulcrum]

@tardy sedge

who is dis bro

[shadow junco]

wrong video

[tardy sedge]

Its not the same video

[unkempt fulcrum]

it is legit same video

[shadow junco]

no?

[tardy sedge]

Look at the URL bro LOL

[unkempt fulcrum]

yo how am i falling for this

[tardy sedge]

ITS NOT THE SAME

[sour totem]

Blake

[shadow junco]

one has clav thumbnail one has vitaly

[drifting dock]

bro is actually tweaking out 😭

[elder lichen]

I could prolly get 4 Celestials just today

[shadow junco]

two different videos

[potent berry]

Wait it's the same video

[sour totem]

Just flex your fortnite PR

[shadow junco]

ur buggin

[sour totem]

that'll work

🔥

[elder lichen]

just play

[unkempt fulcrum]

yes jade

i should

[hushed patrol]

oh i saw that nomy had it

[lunar dove]

booty

[upper token]

If u find send me code🙏🏼

[elder lichen]

nah 3 fuck eddiets

[tardy sedge]

@unkempt fulcrum listen bro.

One video has clavicular in the thumbnail

And one doesnt.

They aren't the same video

[unkempt fulcrum]

ima od jus like clavicular

[scenic jackal]

https://kovaaks.com/kovaaks/playlists?search=Threshold you can search for playlists this way
Controlsphere: KovaaKsGearingBaitedNightfall for @upper token
and i dont have the whisphere one on hand

[scenic jackal]

m0narcs made those playlists

[unkempt fulcrum]

🤩

[upper token]

Oh thx u

[scenic jackal]

i have a separate whisphere playlist though

[elfin mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446445499541880834/1426354673899802796/Peepees-4x.gif

[limpid oyster]

ohh I didnt know this

[scenic jackal]

uhhh

[hushed patrol]

wait i thought you and m0narcs were the same person

[sour totem]

Is there a static threshold?

[hushed patrol]

oops..

[scenic jackal]

no 😭

[sour totem]

Sigh

[scenic jackal]

idrk

[hushed patrol]

my bad 😭

[scenic jackal]

probably theres a billion static playlists

[elder lichen]

I swear people r unable to google stuff

[hushed patrol]

i hate the kvk website

half of the playlists dont even load

[limpid oyster]

@floral brook

only one real joey

[scenic jackal]

yeah tru

[unkempt fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBJNJzO1JY

[scenic jackal]

KovaaKsJumpingWideGear , i made this whisphere playlist a while ago

[sour totem]

and he's not even in that SS

[limpid oyster]

nah the active larper isnt the real

[shadow junco]

thats not clavicular dude

[drifting dock]

Might have to watch this but it's 230am

[tardy sedge]

Where's clav

Dudes just sending random videos

[shadow junco]

fr

[drifting dock]

he's tweaking

[next jacinth]

salzi i got a question for you

[tardy sedge]

Uh oh

[next jacinth]

why did he stop typing

[idle fjord]

Lmao

[shadow junco]

salzi DODGE. its not worth it

[unkempt fulcrum]

wait im trying to find

[next jacinth]

??

[unkempt fulcrum]

some funny videos

[tardy sedge]

First send the clav video

[idle fjord]

Got mogged

[next jacinth]

anyways

I remember seeing a demo pasu run once

like it was a sim run or something

who knows anything about that

[tardy sedge]

Uhhh

What are u talm bout

Can u reiterate that please

[next jacinth]

like it was a pasu vod

[candid hinge]

I remember seeing my dog having a poo in my back garden

[next jacinth]

and it was a perfect run

[unkempt fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7MWCd8QTxQ

[tardy sedge]

Like the Voltaic one?

[unkempt fulcrum]

this is clav bro

[shadow junco]

why not just play pasu or watch pasu. why’s a demo needed?

[next jacinth]

i forgot who sent it

[shadow junco]

thats not clav vro

[tardy sedge]

Thats faceIQ not clav

[shadow junco]

stop sending randoms

[unkempt fulcrum]

that is clav/

[next jacinth]

it was a simulated run with perfect technique

[shadow junco]

why simulated

watch real deal

[next jacinth]

because ai doesnt make human mistakes

[unkempt fulcrum]

wait here mb this clav

[unkempt fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-uVo79Ms0Y&t=466s

[next jacinth]

anyways im not the one who made it

i wanna find out who did

I thought maybe @elder lichen was the one who sent it

[shadow junco]

ai cant tell u how to play pasu properly lowkey just play more

AI dont know SHIT

🔥

[next jacinth]

mf

[tardy sedge]

Uhhh

[shadow junco]

my names Dylan

[tardy sedge]

Sent what

[next jacinth]

the demo pasu run

[tardy sedge]

What are u talking about

[next jacinth]

could be someone else

I forgot who it was

[tardy sedge]

Pasu Voltaic S3?

[unkempt fulcrum]

why is typing about clav in this idscord

[shadow junco]

so it’s not AI it’s a person?

[unkempt fulcrum]

giving me clav videos on my feed

bro

[candid hinge]

Who is clav?

Is he celestial?

[next jacinth]

a person made it and sent it but they werent the ones clicking

[next jacinth]

idk what season it was tbh

[tardy sedge]

What scenario bro

Im so confused

[next jacinth]

a pasu scenario bro

[unkempt fulcrum]

look bro it popped up on my feed

🤣

[next jacinth]

a clicking scenario tbh

[tardy sedge]

Which one

[candid hinge]

Who made it?

[fluid shale]

https://fixupx.com/_stormow/status/2045088576883286398

Storm (@_Stormow)

I'm not crazy right

Quoting Storm (@_Stormow)
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[next jacinth]

thats what im trynna find out T_T

[shadow junco]

so they made an AI that clicks for them? is that not cheating? they should be banned

[tardy sedge]

And who sent the video again?

[next jacinth]

thats exactly what im trynna find out

[candid hinge]

What I’m confused so you made an ai video of a pasu bot?

[next jacinth]

i forgot who it was

[shadow junco]

so who sent it though

[next jacinth]

are yall american

[tardy sedge]

So it was salzi right? And which scenario like pasu what

[unkempt fulcrum]

@tardy sedge look its vitaly

[next jacinth]

nah idk couldve been someone else

[tardy sedge]

So which pasu

[candid hinge]

What did they do?

[shadow junco]

which salzi

[next jacinth]

bro i already explained scroll up

[next jacinth]

is that really important

[candid hinge]

Please again man

From the beginning

[tardy sedge]

Whos salzi again? Like an admin?

[coarse belfry]

this entire chat confused

[candid hinge]

Fr

[shadow junco]

Yeah wait can you explain everything

again

[next jacinth]

this chat is on meth

[shadow junco]

nobody knows

what you’re speaking about

[unkempt fulcrum]

salzi is the ai himself

[candid hinge]

This guys on about making an Ai pasu bot

[drifting dock]

Nah lwk 0 idea what ur talking ab even after reading

[past nebula]

nerf popcorn mv

nerf it

[dim gale]

uh so salzi makes these perfect scen simulation thingies

[candid hinge]

Why would you give artificial intelligence to a pasu bot???

[unkempt fulcrum]

tas scen

[dim gale]

i dont remember one for pasu but he made lots for tracking

[unkempt fulcrum]

tas pasu

[next jacinth]

okay so maybe he was the right person i was thinking about

[candid hinge]

Is it ethical to give any intelligence to a bot that will get clicked and die over and over

[unkempt fulcrum]

yo shimmy should come back and do tas pasu

[next jacinth]

ill dm him and ask

[shadow junco]

Who?

[coarse belfry]

we doing TAS kovaaks runs now

[tardy sedge]

Dm who

[next copper]

@idle kelp who do i play g

[elfin mulch]

true

[next jacinth]

why are cat pfp users always annoying

[idle kelp]

the woman in the middle

[tardy sedge]

Wait so which pasu scenario

[candid hinge]

Yo guyssss!!!!!

[humble goblet]

sorry

[misty moth]

i got a second hand op1 8k and now i cant go back to my superlight knockoff ( i have super tiny hands)

[tardy sedge]

And isnt ai cheating? @next jacinth

[wide breach]

coming from anime pfp user

[idle kelp]

right in the middle

[tardy sedge]

U can get banned for that

[candid hinge]

I saw this demo pasu run

[next jacinth]

nah bro you gotta integrate ai in the workflow

[candid hinge]

It was like perfect

[shadow junco]

why demo?

play real pasu

[next copper]

her?

[tardy sedge]

Integrate which ai?

[next jacinth]

okay send it

[idle kelp]

yes g

[next copper]

do you want to be dominated by a goth baddie?

[upper token]

@kind glade hes live

[ocean sail]

should i buy the kovaak beanie for getting better ?

[unkempt fulcrum]

she bad

[ocean sail]

this one

[tardy sedge]

Uhhhh send what exactly

[idle kelp]

???

[unkempt fulcrum]

whats the one shroud is attracted to

[idle kelp]

yes g

[unkempt fulcrum]

i heard shroud is an anthro

[idle kelp]

ok but how does that correlate..

[next copper]

nothing to be ashamed of g

[candid hinge]

Because it was like perfect like ai demo pasu run perfected like no human error

[next copper]

me too

[unkempt fulcrum]

ya but whats the daedlock character

he was talkin bout it in a clip

[idle kelp]

dont answer

i can smell malicious intent

[unkempt fulcrum]

Bro?

let me google deadlock characters

oh its silver

that is the one shroud is tapped in to

i needm ina

[shadow junco]

AI is not reliable

resort to playing real

[unkempt fulcrum]

1v1 me when i have ai aimbot

[tardy sedge]

Which ai

[candid hinge]

Markov chains shall prevail!!

[shadow junco]

so we ban

[tardy sedge]

Uhhh he literally admitted to cheating LMAO

[visual bronze]

pocket

[unkempt fulcrum]

yeah i am a uber hacker

Watch out.

[tardy sedge]

Just so you know bro @unkempt fulcrum using Ai for voltaic will get u banned

Ur scores won't be accepted

[bold dock]

im boutta make some bulllshitttt

[candid hinge]

Anonymous?? 😳

[unkempt fulcrum]

yes bro i for sure cheated to get master u got me

lil timescale method

[tardy sedge]

And he literally admits it

LMAO

HE JUST ADMITTED

[radiant vessel]

isnt VDIM s5 too long, can anyone suggest some daily training alternative please

[candid hinge]

This explains why hardly anyone is above ranks where you need to submit footage

[unkempt fulcrum]

yeah i cant get gm cus i need vods

u feel me

😣

[candid hinge]

EXPOSED

[shadow junco]

nah ur just not gm lol

[tardy sedge]

S5 is a benchmark on voltaic bro so not sure what ur talking about

[idle kelp]

rofl

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro #1 cheater now in chat

[tardy sedge]

Hes not a cheater

???

[dim sphinx]

Viet wallhacks

[tardy sedge]

Unlike you he doesnt use ai

[rough pumice]

*feet lover

[unkempt fulcrum]

Glaze

[dim sphinx]

Exposed

[unkempt fulcrum]

i have cheat engine open rn

[tardy sedge]

You literally admitted to using Ai bro

[unkempt fulcrum]

bouta get world record

[tardy sedge]

LOL

[unkempt fulcrum]

Lmk

[sour totem]

Blakey can you get GM for me please

[coarse belfry]

i just bought a porsche w all the money ive gotten vt rank boosting

[radiant vessel]

VDIM for season 5 is called VDIM s5 right?

[unkempt fulcrum]

way too hard

[candid hinge]

This guy got his kovaaks from Hellen Wong

[unkempt fulcrum]

😔

[candid hinge]

BAN HIM

[atomic nebula]

guys rage bait mee

[tardy sedge]

No its voltaic s5 benchmarks

[coarse belfry]

hot wheels one but still

[unkempt fulcrum]

yo

i should start a business

[tardy sedge]

Its in #resources

[potent sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-scuba-catgif-cat-gif-3307696218951769070

[coarse belfry]

5 bucks per gm vod dm me

[potent sand]

i need more intermediates to sign up

[unkempt fulcrum]

boosting is so tech

[potent sand]

do they not want free mooneys

[coarse belfry]

rA tech

[unkempt fulcrum]

can u get me a celestial

for 5 pesos

[potent sand]

i aint got one

i can get u a j*de score for free

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro

[gloomy flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1429571810541703198/IMG_2330.gif

[fossil venture]

im intermediate and horrible, do you have a link with details on the thing?

[tardy sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468796062809460909/1491204064539836556/IMG_3830.gif

[potent berry]

sign up for what

[tardy sedge]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcTdzbWdieDUxaXJ5ZXBieGlqODJ3ZHY5eXFheXV2ZHN2bmZoZjVyNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NRZOIdcDcCWW5AUrdX/giphy.gif

[unkempt fulcrum]

u guys kno

u can go pro in any game wit jade

[potent sand]

YEShttps://x.com/MeowAimerz/status/2044896391999394060?s=20

MeowAimers (@MeowAimerz)

Hello Friends!!! We are pleased to announce we are working with @LoopyAims to host the JADE CUP Competition in Kovaaks!!! The tournament is for VT Jades and below and will have a prize pool of $50, and a chance to win some skates and griptape :3 Please sign up!!! It will be a lot

X · Apr 16, 2026, 9:51 PM

[potent sand]

a tourney for j*des or lower

no high ranks allowed

[bold dock]

can i join if im master

[unkempt fulcrum]

ima join dis

btw

how do i remove my role in this discord

[potent berry]

oh is this for the vibes or is it /srs

[potent sand]

ur master dog

[tardy sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305905837017137173/1370779295500472410/attachment.gif

[unkempt fulcrum]

no i am not

[potent sand]

theres a prize pool

[fossil venture]

ill take a look, thanks for sharing!

[unkempt fulcrum]

i am jade btw

[potent sand]

so its serious

[dim sphinx]

J*de tournament gonna get smurfed by matty

[gloomy flume]

Let’s run a jade vs celestial tourney

Lowest scores wins

[dim sphinx]

Give up all hope

[fallen slate]

I wish I was Jade

[coarse belfry]

can i sign up if i just havent played vt benches

[potent sand]

same

[fossil venture]

me too

[potent sand]

gonna do a 2v2 tourney tho

but only one advanced player allowed per team

[gloomy flume]

They hate us cuz they ain’t us

[sour totem]

Hey, I'm Jade am I allowed in?

[unkempt fulcrum]

yeah u basicaly jade

[upper token]

Host tourney for me ill donate 50 bucks

[potent sand]

so no 2 gm+ duo

[unkempt fulcrum]

or nah u unranked rn

[tardy sedge]

Matty is like plat comp

[unkempt fulcrum]

loopy do an unranked tournament?

[hushed patrol]

im intermediate and diamond can i sign up

[elder lichen]

can I play with my gf she has 1 bronze score

[unkempt fulcrum]

vouch 6xa0 is plat

[potent sand]

couching babies vs hydrodgen bomb 😭

[potent sand]

LMFAO BET

train her salzi

[fallen slate]

@AetherEnjoyer you got me?

[tardy sedge]

Hydrogen baby vs caughing bomb

[fallen slate]

I wish he was here

[unkempt fulcrum]

wher is shine bright like a diamond

[idle fjord]

Someone say vibes?

[elder lichen]

but then we have to play on the same account or I switch to my 2nd account

[coarse belfry]

my gf started diamond playin for 3 hrs n never again u fellas r lucky

[unkempt fulcrum]

@idle kelp get shine to enter dis cus he diamond bro

[potent sand]

https://tenor.com/view/vibes-marvel-rivals-gif-243894984973501068

[sour totem]

It's very serious.

[fallen slate]

We were talking about when a 2v2 tournament would exist and me plus hydro would Lowkey be a crazy Duo

[hushed patrol]

@potent sand SEE

[fallen slate]

Like giga crazy

[elder lichen]

well its her first pc game and she can only play when shes on my pc

except sims 4 but I dont think sims transfers that much

[elder lichen]

why am I ass

[coarse belfry]

mines been gamin since 3 basically the same

[potent sand]

i think the way we gonna do it is both players play it then add score

[hushed patrol]

thats not even saffron bro im ass

[potent sand]

cuz u dont care

[elder lichen]

oh 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

that is fake

I can vouch

he bought a boost from viet

[elder lichen]

I could lowkey get her to master in less than 150 hours

[potent sand]

gah damn

[sour totem]

Do u even play bro

[potent sand]

thats aura

[unkempt fulcrum]

yeah jus play on her account

LMAO

[sour totem]

I bet that score was in like 1 play or some shit

[elder lichen]

no

[sour totem]

Talking bout being ass smh

[idle fjord]

Wait there's skates too?

[elder lichen]

I do think she would be really good tho

[unkempt fulcrum]

does she have a lot of hours in other games

like fps/tps

[elder lichen]

bcs bronze score in less than 20 minute or like 5 plays on a benchmark is kinda really good

[rough pumice]

just genetic diff

[elder lichen]

nothing at all

[coarse belfry]

maybe instrument hours

[elder lichen]

except sims 4

[unkempt fulcrum]

master in 150 may be cooked bro

[elder lichen]

nope

[unkempt fulcrum]

even with ur coaching

[elder lichen]

She has weirdly good intuition tho

like she underflicked every time

[idle fjord]

Man

[humble goblet]

get her into aimtraining

[hushed patrol]

@fallen slate you ever feel like after abit your ultraglide rs become REALLY REALLY slow

[humble goblet]

[rose night]

is being a girl the key to good aim 🤔

[unkempt fulcrum]

i remember i got coaching and it did not help me at all everyone jus says stuff i already know

[idle fjord]

I wish mine could aim train

😭

[coarse belfry]

aiming is all genetics after all

[rose night]

we need more gurls aiming

i need to see if estrogen is a key factor in aiming

[humble goblet]

we need studies

[idle fjord]

She works too long shifts to get any real time in

[elder lichen]

well shes watching my stream

[potent sand]

yep meow aimerz added to da prize pool

[coarse belfry]

i think its the autism but sure man

[elder lichen]

so she prolly learns a lot by watching me play

[rose night]

i mean idk if i have it and im master

[unkempt fulcrum]

yeah that works for me in every game but kovaaks

😔

[elder lichen]

it really is

or adhd

[rose night]

we need more girk players

[coarse belfry]

both in her case

[rose night]

how does one knoe if u have adhd or autism

[shadow junco]

i should get my gf on vt grind

[meager meteor]

girk

[shadow junco]

(she has 0 fps experience)

[rough pumice]

yes

do it

[unkempt fulcrum]

i kinda self diagnosed adhd but like the fact that i dont play kovaaks a lot maybe im not adhd

[rose night]

i think i possibly may have adhd

[exotic pivot]

YES

[elder lichen]

Therapy

[coarse belfry]

like she consistently grinds 200h/2w on steam

its nuts

[unkempt fulcrum]

on kovaaks?

[coarse belfry]

no just wtvr shes playing

[unkempt fulcrum]

i mean i do that but like

kovaaks is different

[idle fjord]

For autism, you gamble

[humble goblet]

that's gotta be like half afk jesus

[rose night]

wtfffff

thats like

wiz numbers

[unkempt fulcrum]

i think i have

10 hrs daily on wow for

[coarse belfry]

its not

[unkempt fulcrum]

2 weeks

[exotic pivot]

i wanna play more kovaaks but my fingers are tired im so sad i dont wanna take a break :(

[unkempt fulcrum]

wait thats only 140 hours

[rose night]

literal wiz numbers

[unkempt fulcrum]

200 hours is jobless hours

[humble goblet]

bro that's 14h a day

[unkempt fulcrum]

um does she work

[coarse belfry]

shes the most optimized gamer ive ever met

[exotic pivot]

wait but

[rose night]

is she good tho

[exotic pivot]

if you get her on kovaaks and she pushes those numbers she could get to like 5k hours in a year or two

fastest celestial

[unkempt fulcrum]

i think i game for like 100 hours a week while working 30 hours a week

[elder lichen]

is that another word for either she doesnt sleep, or she is unemployed?

[coarse belfry]

yes top 10 halo ldb, multi season apex pred, t500 tracer, top guilds in basically every mmo pvp and pve

[rose night]

thats like a third of my kovaaks playtime in a week

[coarse belfry]

unemployed.

[elder lichen]

ah okay

[unkempt fulcrum]

damn she play wow

[rose night]

wait

200 every two weeks

she prob mogs my roblox playtime too

[coarse belfry]

i forgot if she was champ or diamond in siege

but shes mostly a niche game player n super invested in like low pop stuff

[unkempt fulcrum]

all of u will eventually end up in mmos

high mmr player to mmo pipeline is real

[coarse belfry]

i dont keep up w it anymore cus its too varied

[rose night]

i have like 12k+ roblox hours

[potent berry]

???

[unkempt fulcrum]

i have more

u have rookie numbers

[coarse belfry]

she has for ages yea

[humble goblet]

I don't think I have 12k hours gaming in total tbh

[potent berry]

Bro I don't even have that much in any game I've played wth

[unkempt fulcrum]

i have like 12k alone on apocalypse rising joey

[elder lichen]

neither

[humble goblet]

and I've been gaming my whole life

[unkempt fulcrum]

LMAO

[elder lichen]

i have 4k hours in all my fps games

[unkempt fulcrum]

i

have a lot

[peak estuary]

really?

i have lik

[dim gale]

i think i easily do, and more than half is on league

[peak estuary]

6k on pokemon games themselves

[unkempt fulcrum]

wow is maybe 2nd most game played?

[fallen slate]

I've never

Used these

[elder lichen]

and 3k in aimtraining

[coarse belfry]

ive got like 30k hrs on games rough estimate

[dim gale]

actually nah i think my fps gametime is like 15% of my total hours

[unkempt fulcrum]

ima guesstimate i got 20k on roblox random stuff, 5k wow, 6k fortnite, 2k csgo, 1.5k tf2

[fallen slate]

I've been gaming everyday since I was 3

🥹

[dim gale]

oh fuck if we count consoles

[fallen slate]

Who knows how many hours I have

[dim gale]

and handhelds

[unkempt fulcrum]

3?

wtf

[humble goblet]

I have like 4-5k on league, maybe 4k in all fps games and maybe 4k on the rest combined so maybe I do have over 12k

[fallen slate]

Yeah

[unkempt fulcrum]

i thought i was earlybird playing wow at 5

LMAO

[fallen slate]

My first game was re4

[unkempt fulcrum]

yk i learned english through wow

shit is meta

[dim gale]

my dad legit made me a wow slave

[rose night]

to be fair

[hushed patrol]

what skates do you use?

[rose night]

its across 13 years

[fallen slate]

Jades

[peak estuary]

1/4 accounts

[dim gale]

taught me how to farm and shit

[rose night]

so it really isnt that much

[unkempt fulcrum]

ima have kids to do that

[fallen slate]

Like uh

[unkempt fulcrum]

method

[dim gale]

ive only realized recently bro

[coarse belfry]

oh ya i forgot shes one of the best brawhalla players in the world or was, shes got several brothers n they all grew up w fighting games

[rose night]

ok bro

[unkempt fulcrum]

LOL

[potent berry]

oh yeah when u put it that way

[dim gale]

like this mf didnt do this to bond with me, we never had 2 computers at the same time!

[potent berry]

That's like 1k hour per year tho

[unkempt fulcrum]

i was in guild with my brother and dad also

[sage tusk]

who

[unkempt fulcrum]

maybe he had kids for us to be in the guild

[rose night]

like years back i checked my radeon hours and it said like 8k

[unkempt fulcrum]

deadas

[rose night]

also u gotta remember

its like the only pc game that i could even run

[unkempt fulcrum]

oh we had

[rose night]

at the time

[unkempt fulcrum]

3

so me and my bro and dad played wow at the same time

my dad is a clicker tho

wraps

[humble goblet]

my one and only league acc

[dim gale]

when i got a psp on christmas i think he started hating on me

[coarse belfry]

just proudly showin off my s.os achievements

[dim gale]

bc i dont farm for him anymore

xdd

[unkempt fulcrum]

how are u not

[coarse belfry]

oh ye gm in league speakin of that

[unkempt fulcrum]

challenger

[peak estuary]

i never bothered to get good

[exotic pivot]

how do you check this?

[peak estuary]

the one season i did try

[rose night]

i needa get back into rhythm games

[peak estuary]

i got stuck in emerald

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro

[peak estuary]

with 60% wr

over 200 games

XDD

[unkempt fulcrum]

u shouldnt even need to try to get good if 1/4 ur acc has 4k hours

[humble goblet]

https://noobhours.com there are some other sites, they said basically the same

[rose night]

aint that bad

[exotic pivot]

ohh tysm

[rose night]

i had like a 40 winrate on roblox rivals ranked at one point i think

it was that bad

[peak estuary]

bro

[sage tusk]

do yk who she played in brawlhalla

[paper shell]

do most 27in oleds come with 24inch mode or is this like some weird feature cuz i just found out my monitor has it and im surprised

[peak estuary]

i was doing decent

but

my gains were +14 -30

[unkempt fulcrum]

LOL

[peak estuary]

i just

cba

[dim gale]

damn theres no SEA

[peak estuary]

to play that out

[peak estuary]

https://wol.gg/ try this one

[coarse belfry]

no clu it was before i met her but she showed off some of her fancy tourney skins or whatever

[agile lily]

U remind me of exagore

[rose night]

avg is 832 wattt

[agile lily]

Miss that guy

[humble goblet]

altough I don't know if it shows correctly, I have hundreds of games aram mayhem that don't show up

[agile lily]

[gloomy flume]

Free canezerra

[cunning saffron]

free my boi cane

[dim gale]

me toooo

[exotic pivot]

i think that part is just for the last 12 months

[sage tusk]

keep him caged up

idk ehat he did but keep him there

[gloomy flume]

Free Dominick and canezerra

[humble goblet]

yeah but I have hundreds last 12 months, that says based on 133 matches last 12 months

[gloomy flume]

Said the n word and got banned for a year and dropped from his org

[exotic pivot]

ohh fair enough

[rose night]

is league even that toxic or is that just like the agenda that normies are trying to push

[peak estuary]

its somewhat toxic

euw is the server for that though

[rose night]

is it worse than ql

[peak estuary]

NA is pacified

[sage tusk]

fumbled a bag to clip farm 💔

[dim gale]

damn i only got 1.7k on my account atm

[exotic pivot]

its very teambased so like a teammate making a mistake is a big debuff for the team if that explains why

[rose night]

makes sense

[gloomy flume]

I think he’s lowkey racist cuz there ss from 2022

Of him ripping it

[rose night]

so its just an agenda that people that dont play it spread around

[peak estuary]

no

[gloomy flume]

Kid grinds the fuck out of the game it’s a shame he’s so dumb

[peak estuary]

it is toxic

[sage tusk]

why ban him now though

[gloomy flume]

So much potential

[sage tusk]

did he just turn 18?

[drifting dock]

What happened to Dominick

[gloomy flume]

Week ban 💔

[rose night]

muted

o nvm

[drifting dock]

by who

[gloomy flume]

Week mute maybe

[unkempt fulcrum]

did he slur?

@kindred iris

well that is not bro

[drifting dock]

Not him

[dim gale]

@regal stag

[rose night]

the peterbot clip

bro burst fired that shit

[unkempt fulcrum]

is that why it says

seven days

in his bio

[drifting dock]

He has it in his bio

[peak estuary]

maybe

[drifting dock]

LOL

[gloomy flume]

Exactly and he’s still running Fortnite

[upper token]

god no

[drifting dock]

fn just the better game

icl

[peak estuary]

ive got like 6k total 🥀

[gloomy flume]

Sickcs can literally openly be a pedo and no repercussions

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro

[drifting dock]

what did domi get muted for

[rose night]

it b like that

[unkempt fulcrum]

canezerra said it because he hangs around pete

[dim gale]

my remaining acc has way more time in tft tho

[unkempt fulcrum]

pete gets wicked ....

[dim gale]

idk if it accounts for that

[unkempt fulcrum]

His nickname chocolate cake btw

[rose night]

the pete room incident

[gloomy flume]

I didn’t know they were boys like that

[drifting dock]

the people that actually did shit and the people that allegedly did shit basically suffered the same consequences

[coarse belfry]

when ur good enough ppl let it slide, potentially same as siding w the villain bc they got aura

[unkempt fulcrum]

pov by cented

[drifting dock]

and that's not ok

[unkempt fulcrum]

(meme coin millionaire)

[rose night]

true

thats why you slime them out

[gloomy flume]

Cented sell out rugpull mutt

On chain criminal

[drifting dock]

guilty until proven innocent ahh riot

[unkempt fulcrum]

he is apart of the cabal bro

No leaks

[gloomy flume]

They all are

Every Fortnite pro

[unkempt fulcrum]

nosh?

[drifting dock]

what did dom get muted for?

[unkempt fulcrum]

not my goat nosh

[drifting dock]

ranting?

[gloomy flume]

Has a bag in solana

[unkempt fulcrum]

jk bro nosh is the leader of the cabal

[coarse belfry]

we still follow matty into battle despite his twitter takes

[peak estuary]

the battledads were right

WE are all cheaters

[dim gale]

im surprised he got muted just now

[rose night]

matty if he was smart

[peak estuary]

he got muted before i think

[gloomy flume]

I was really stupid enough to think I could be like them too

[drifting dock]

Wait it's been 3 days

LOL

[unkempt fulcrum]

same

for like a day

[gloomy flume]

Won hella gambling and lost it all on axiom

[drifting dock]

let's be frl he's not coming back a diff person

😭

[coarse belfry]

doesnt dom have his own thread to scream in instead

[dim gale]

i was hyped for when he returned to streaming

[rose night]

yeah

[drifting dock]

He does it here and there both

[dim gale]

deadass, thought he was turning it around

then boom

pdf

[rose night]

i scrolled it for 2 seconds and saw a bunch of bullshit

[sage tusk]

what did he even say

[rose night]

darn diddenbluddens

[gloomy flume]

He’s a freak

[coarse belfry]

he has to be like 14 no

[drifting dock]

He's 16

[dim gale]

so funny how he went back to being a degenerate after he touched valorant again tho LMAOOO

[peak estuary]

yeah

[dim gale]

he was chilling in overwatch lwk

[drifting dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1492761174926688376/Timeline_1.gif

[sage tusk]

val brings the worst out of him

[gloomy flume]

The whole story is hella weird bro

[coarse belfry]

chills

[rose night]

idk why he still plays val

its so ass

[unkempt fulcrum]

i liek his thread tho

its funny

[dim gale]

just to be clear are we talking about dominick or sick

[brisk fossil]

Because he moved up to gold 2

[gloomy flume]

I will make them all suffer

[dim gale]

because it applies to both of them

[brisk fossil]

Thats why he ball

[drifting dock]

Where is it

[gloomy flume]

Both

[drifting dock]

He's not even that bad idk why he complains so much

[gloomy flume]

Sick vs sick in the head

[unkempt fulcrum]

he is destined to fail

[empty night]

Fart Fart Fart

[idle kelp]

sickcs

[drifting dock]

usually ppl complain when they get tms that throw and are toxic and don't know how to play the game

[unkempt fulcrum]

pov epal

discord call

Sickening.

[dim gale]

feetcs

[drifting dock]

he send ss mid match talking ab hating xxzzz and they end up winning the match 7/10 times he does it

[coarse belfry]

https://discord.com/channels/153919886471593984/1488991837401387200

[drifting dock]

thanks

I should be asleep it's 3am

rip my sleep schedule

[upper token]

ts is insane lmaooo

[gloomy flume]

Nah ur good I just woke up

[unkempt fulcrum]

guys @regal stag is speakin to us through his bio

3 more days

[upper token]

im crying

[drifting dock]

U speaking like we share the same tz

[sage tusk]

"OH WHAT'S THAT? YOU DEDICATED HUNDREDS OF HOURS INTO LEARNING YOUR MECHANICS AND MOVEMENT? HA! WELL HOW ABOUT YOU JUST FORGET ALL OF THAT AND INSTEAD ALL YOU CAN GET IS MOVEMENT ERROR MOVEMENT ERROR MOVEMENT ERROR!"

[drifting dock]

mfw we are 12h apart

[gloomy flume]

3pm tho

[peak estuary]

@hollow basalt

[dim gale]

holy shit

[drifting dock]

Dom cosplay

[peak estuary]

@hollow basalt

[gloomy flume]

Prob worse

[peak estuary]

@hollow basalt

[unkempt fulcrum]

can we fre bro

[peak estuary]

hello dom.

[sage tusk]

bar for bar

[unkempt fulcrum]

@hollow basalt

[gloomy flume]

Should we stage a walkout for dom

[hollow basalt]

@hollow basalt

[drifting dock]

I bet he's fucking read every single thing we've been saying

😭 😭

[potent berry]

YES #FREEDOM

[peak estuary]

vc dickhead

[unkempt fulcrum]

free dom bro

[potent berry]

oops caps

[drifting dock]

he is actually mental

[potent berry]

#freeDom

[hollow basalt]

Why would I vc with a mute

[drifting dock]

gl reading that urself

[gloomy flume]

I got 18rr for 38 kills last night

[dim gale]

hes talking to you g

[gloomy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-dude-gif-12540840439339705665

[peak estuary]

🥀

[unkempt fulcrum]

dominick jus call him hanzo player

• heal

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-dragon-nailong-gif-14713437061066074768

[gloomy flume]

Hanzo the goat

[potent berry]

one of my static bot just got possessed by the spirit of Dom it legit started moving linearly upwards

[gloomy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/dino-troll-blahh-gif-12717801360175966467

[potent berry]

i wish I clipped it

[empty night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336842672375074908/1352184849775067196/togif.gif

[unkempt fulcrum]

u might be schizo

s-cream

[quick echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733061565493936188/994567479101767690/IMG_0057.png

[potent berry]

yeah that too

Is schizophrenia bannable gutys?

[drifting dock]

bro said he doesn't know how to incorporate decision making into his gameplay 😭 😭

[potent berry]

i don't want to be gagged

[gloomy flume]

Hawkeye lowkey better than Hanzo

[drifting dock]

Just make a decision gng

[gloomy flume]

Hate to say it

[hollow basalt]

We just typing shit for fun

[peak estuary]

random guy with bow

[brisk fossil]

Skeebongadingading

[peak estuary]

vs guy that can summon dragons

[unkempt fulcrum]

dom if u do not type rn u r gay

[brisk fossil]

Lolol

[dim gale]

bro

[drifting dock]

I can say hanzos and genjis ult word for word in japanese and I don't even play ow

hanzo clears

[gloomy flume]

Mason this is tuff

[hollow basalt]

@peak estuary deadlock or cyberpunk

[peak estuary]

@hollow basalt ☎️

wring wring

[dim gale]

me too including the april fools version

[peak estuary]

idk

[gloomy flume]

Hawkeye would beat Hanzo in a 1v1

[peak estuary]

have you played cyberpunk

[hollow basalt]

I played like

[drifting dock]

nah high key I say it sometimes and aura farm

[hollow basalt]

5 years ago

[drifting dock]

[gloomy flume]

Every marvel rivals character too strong

[coarse belfry]

its marvel, that random guy w bow probably has a comic where he shoots a black hole n wipes out an army of 9 trillion

[sage tusk]

wasnt 5 years ago before it was good

[dim gale]

nooo you played it when it was still bad

[peak estuary]

id play it

seems good now

[dim gale]

and now you wont replay it because of the bad exp

[peak estuary]

i also played it when it was newish

on 40fps

really nice

[gloomy flume]

I played on my girls marvel rivals account and had some Spider-Man player convince I was cheating on Hawkeye

I kinda felt tuff

[kind glade]

hanzo clears hawkeye respectfully

[upper token]

bro im worried bout htx