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Or is indigo overall gm
How about my case im unranked in medium and hard lol
idk
Sometimes I completely forget I'm aiming
fuchsia is low nova
prolly not
Okay
im not even an Astra player atm
its time to plaayyyyy the game 🎵
So maybe indigo overall/gm can only play with int
What is this self hating
I get sub 3k on ground
I promise u no Astras are signing up for a loopy tourney
wat sens do u play on this
and 3.3k on pgt
me
@fallen slate would u play if i host a duo tourney
i can help u
he dont know u
count me out
lets duo man
Cheaters not allowed ;-;
I play deadlock after shower now
You shower?
Would be cooler if we could get an actual elo system based on the exact same scenario + scenario seed so that the run is identical in terms of rng
yeah
yall making it so hard for loopy
Is there scenario seed?
same seed would be pretty fucking cool for these comps
😭
id assume so
GIMME UR OBS SETTINGS PLS
theres a scenario hash
but I think thats the run id for a player run
not the seed
yeah thats why I said for a ladder system
a new kovaaks patch to add that would be fire though
Way too massive for 1 patch
what if we do qualifier scens
thats soooo much extra storage
easy solution for this, just only do SYW Always Right and SYW Always Left
which costs money
ya
The issue is tho since its a duo tournament thats meant to be balanced people will try to be worse on accident
does anyone know ho i can import a kovaak's crosshair to crosshairx?
just seed yourself
That’s how I’m doing seeding for the jade tourney
wdym worse
But how would it work for the duo tourney
you dont need quals just eyeball it
Ig u can just add score together
you can have double elims
Me and pyth in crc🔥
it wont make sense to sandbag
I think I just keep it to where u sign up with a duo but only one player can be advanced per team
the problem with that is finding a duo in the first place
you just have people sign up solo and you pair them up
Holy effort for kovaaks
Yeah with quals you will have 0 inscentive to be good tho
or
U can easily find a duo 😭
you could have an option to sign up duo and solo
if someone does try
Seeding matters
sign up solo and pair them yourself
And also only 8 teams get chosen
they will get duod with someone good
So u gotta be top 8 in the quals
Then ppl gonna tank their score on purpose
Or I can just handpick duos?
or well top 16
tell them it's random but handpick it in reality 
I mean id make it a rule for ppl qualifying
LMFAO
GOOD IDEA
I kinda like the idea of one good and one medium player per team tho
Makes it more interesting
matty sniped me 💔
he dont know u
How abt im actually ass compared to my prime is that still tanking scores
Yes
Ah so ur the Songkran festival hater
vro
all i hear is
BA DUM DUM DUM
while i'm aim training
yuri asmr in ears?
😭
I thought ur @rough pumice alt
Exa would u play
If ur novar
Thai festival?
With water guns and stuff
you can't go outside without 99% risk of getting wet
Songkran is loud so i dont blame em
no because itll be at 3am my time
I saw a clip a tourist got out his car
im sure
And got swarmed by like 50 people with water guns
❌
Yeah I saw that 😭
Me personally, I wouldn’t get ambushed by a company sized assault
Hes just like me fr
Is it larp o clock
egg noodles harder
Did u see the deku va
I saw the tweets but I havent heartd it yet😭
idk his xp bar might be low
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
i forgot which is which but it generally good
deku from what
that sounds hilarious tho
also what was sykkuno's excuse
none he just owned up to fucking up afaik
thats honestly rly surprising
wouldve expected him to give some trash tier one like "i had enough money that being a sugar daddy wasnt a major expense"
but fair enough
seems that way
that was his public statement tho in the leaked call he said something like how his relationship was good in the past but now its bad so thats why he did, very vague tho
its like watching the latest episode of a netflix series and then talking about it, its entertainment really
MHA
oh wait the among us guy
yeah that guy
i have never watched any clip of him but i still found it entertaining to read up on it xd
is there a findmymouse.com supporter role
dis like geoguesser for the mice 🙏
i have idea for april fools
u change background picture to actual mouse
Peak
🐭
LOL!
If I was able to send voice messages in here I could do a banger impression
Just took the greatest showers of all showers
Hey, is there a way to add tags After Making a vod review post? Forgot to add tags
Tag me
u guys see the sykkuno drama
bro cheat with multiple girls and his girlfriend wants to stay with him
Omg mochi added me
Crazy lore
We all do 😭
Ur a lil late
Wow.
lore fiend
drama fanatic
tea addict
i ran out
i was abt to ask who is sykkuno
anyone have aimerz server link
dms
ty g
Help
You cant get it without digging a tunnel first
jus use evxl.app
tracking gm done
goat
@next copper @idle kelp homemade chips
de3adlock
gun paige op
@kind glade he;llo
skibiid
still so far from plat -.-
i can feel that my crosshair is trembling as i approach targets, which most likely means too much tension on the mouse
Hello, could someone answer a question for me? I'm wondering if as someone placed gold-plat, I could use the intermediate excercises instead of the novice ones? Will it give me better results to push harder on the excercises or should I stick to playing the novice playlists?
You should get gud
You can try the "hard" version of novice, basically intermediate of novice and intermediate
Get gold then move onto intermediate
Do novice hard until gold complete then move to the intermediate benchmarks and still occasionally play novice/novice hard alongside intermediate when pushing
im a man of my word.
They are sweats don’t worry
There is always bigger fish in the sea.
Go for 4100
Like peterbot?
u guys are such tryhard aimers bro
Yes
so am i
peterbot would lowkey be jade
GUYS STOP TRYING SO HARD 😡
is there a voltaic valorant benchmark for kovaaks?
Master+
that doesnt make me feel any better
Just by sheer amount of hours put into games he has
Trust me theres no point comparing
Comparison is the thief of joy
hop on kovaaks
Ok play bot 3 until ur goated and then u can farm
i can
i dont have pc
js stating facts
but yeah he has
idk 18000 hours on fort now
few thousand on radiant
maybe he would be gm at start 🤣
Ur telling me 18000 hours of sheer mouse usage wont put him high
nah i was trollin
Im on ipad so i get auto aim yk
he already kovaaks anyways
Shi I was gonna say Im so ass too
But u said it for me
nah hes on like
Ig I'll save it for later
dynamic + micro playlist
But can he track ball going whooopp
At least hes not another sheep
or coach in general who probably got a routine for him from an aim coach idk
imagine getting your own routine by matty 🤤
I reckon there’s some aim demons from niche community’s that would get gm
Comparison is the precursor of progress 
peterbotttt
Once per 6767 humans
Crouching truth hidden nuke
It can be both
Don’t play it 🙏
Im doing a master complete speedrun 🥲
the balls are on the wave my friend
what should i play on kovaaks
My water is NOT flowing
and you are only supposed to ride it
i deadass just think i need to play it until i perish and force my hand to learn the pathing
Hoover cart
wtf is dat
Look it up in the scenario browser
bro im gonna play disneyland on kovaaks 😭
This is the method trust
just tried my oled and my first thought is we as humans dont deserve to use this technology
#FullGlaze
what the fuck kinda crack are they putting in this shit
leds
same when i had pizza earlier
That me with the sandwich I made rn
What score
like 3870 atm
I clicked on one cooking video on my way home, now my whole yt feed is about cooking...
I love her
Do you got tasting history on your feed rn
she is amazing, Specter is my favorite
She recorded it on the same day the song came out
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Had a try to edit one of my favourite songs
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ww2 tank breakdowns
they removed Doomed from spotify, conspiracy theories say that she had more engagement compared to the original one xD
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you know feeling when you find so good screnario for improving you get high dopamine
song isnt great
Thank god I listen on youtube music
Bro doesn't love raw screams
yes, I like her cover better, although to be honest I am probably biased because I like her a lot.
i do
thats the spirit just sucks as an album imo
Whats an appropriate amount of hours to have for master
For example there are so many covers for the Sound of silence from Disturbed, but because I listened to the original one first, nothing surpasses it for me
like
500
More than 20
200-300 is prob avg master
I'm reaching 500h
BAHAHHAAM im fkin cooked then 😄
Im at 184 hrs master complete if im being honest lol
retire
u got static so jus get gm
im at 480h too
I'm at 10000 hours Gold Complete
Nicee
Im gonna go hide in my shell now ggbbqqthx
what do i play next rx
i would say avg master also has a lot of hours in games
How do u know i have static gm LOL
Who is bro
like fps/tps
no
a micro pressure scenario
those r boring and suck
nah i meant master complete so u have master static at least
You have never been more wrong
which makes gm way easier
rx static prssuire
cus Static is the true wall
Really?
never helped me brah
I also have many hours in fps games, although they havent been linear. For example, 6 months straight gaming, then 6 months nothing, repeat. ( due to my job)
tracking easiest part of gm
Im lwk a static main 😭
bro
static reqs are evil
Dude I played pressure for 2 days and went from 130 1w4ts to 143
NO IT IS NOT
static is so hard
i played pokeball wide te and i got master static
Control is the hardest for me
need learn scens more probably
That's a good scenario too
fuglaapressure and pressure 7 shortened
good stuff tehre
GMC is honestly doable if I get control down
Yeah that's why top control players always are at the top of control scenarios because they are just lucky
I already have smoothness and clicking down for gm
yes bro it's the best
there's a reason why violat3 spams it
Violat3 approved
I got the chinese playlist
very simple scens
but very good overall
Does anybody got the goods for control gm
wait svt
Give me please I donate anything
The secrets
why do all static players use red crosshair
they not getting that score first try bro
red zeeq
Ayo wtf LOL
🤤
Plus pressure 7, I forgot to add it at first
Yeah exactly they grind for rng 
am i wrong 😭
Better
this scen is so gold
i mean it is somewhat rng
for pathing
same with snaketrack
this is tru.
idk I just can see well with it
uh what other scens
without rng matty is jade
and its not too big
It's just reading!
like the rest of us
big aim has sold a lie
looks like soothing playlist
no bro ur snaketrack bot can literally jus not do long strafes
🤣
ur raw control bot can love ceiling
I played raw control for 4 hours a day for 5 days straight I can say that its mostly just tension management 😭
I got it from tender, 1900 1w6ts
violat3 disciple
I literally only grinded raw control
yeah and slight rng
i had crazy bot spawns for my
Popcorn is way harder for me
master
where would pressure 7 be?
Oh the intermediate was honestly so free 😭
it isn't an order, its just a pick and play sort of thing
push the scores you want
yea
The advanced is so much harder its not even funny
Sh I never thought of that
popcorn s5 in int/novice is so easy
Wow man!
weird ahh scen
u need smoothness
try missing sometimes and see if you hit more
Im already gm smoothness
evening general
hi
yeah but u still need to know if u can track the arc perfectly so u can switch where its going
all the categories tie to eachotha bruda
Ik but
tis so bad bro
U dont need perfect tracking for dynamic
anyone can help me get better at static. i have many vods.
Its way more beneficial to be clicking better than tracking better on dynamic clicking
Incorrect buzzer noise type shi
Youre aiming wrong gif
yk only like a few people can play dynamic like that
I can't aim wrong
If ur tracking bots for 4 seconds
insta flick and click on target
Ur wasting time
I'm built perfectly
obviously ur not tracking bots for 4 seconds
fr tho these are the best scenarios for static ever
My point is tracking is slightly beneficial but if ur struggling on dynamic that doesnt mean start maining tracking
Ur way better off playing more dynamic
Yeah I agree
I will just grind them until 1700 1w6ts
and then go back to bench static scens and see where I fall
1700 1w6ts
Master rage baiter
Actual art
hi snow
Ts isnt even ragebait
hi
dont ragebait snow.
Im getting ragebaited rn
1800 is then next step dw
Bro your taking words out the poor man’s mouth
Im not ragebaiting
then 2000
Just gonna go for some astra bench scores after
No he told me to play more smoothness after I told him im already gm level LOL
He said I need to track the bot perfectly
u r almost gm?
answer to every problem is play static
He mentioned tracking the bots on the scenario for half a second and your saying he’s advocating for tracking perfectly 😭
Good luck man, 1700 is crazy
i dont believe u
why are you booing me I'm right
no i wanna hit master complete
i got master static yesterday
ok it is easy
if u have master static
hacks
Gonna be a long grind but will be worth
static is always worth
If u wanna get better at static my actual advice is
Play VT PreciseOrb Advanced ADHD
we got adhd scens in kovaaks?
lddh
he master bro
he bette than u

its ok soon ill be gapped by joey
:)
How do ppl struggle on static
@upper token ive been using my skates this slow💀😭
U literally just
right
Move ur crosshair and shoot

imagine whiffing on a still target
nice name
huh
s-cream
he still streams?
Thanks tampon
what is bro twitch
i thought he quit
J*de46cat
is season 6 out yet
Guarantee he sparked up for the one time
5yr anniversary cro
got on tis
shit i need to get master
Aimer7 is the only true aimer out there
Everyone else is a cheater
^
Wtf which
2 month old cyclone pros
I have to go spend all my money on a new car tomorrow cuz fiances keeps breaking down gonna give her mine 🙃 if life wasn't hard enough already
You should get one attempt at each scenario in the voltaic playlist per season to highlight your actual skill and aim instead of who can put the most hours into a scenario
Well
well
well 
Bro lmao phantom eats skates thats wild
?!?!?!
yo po bro
What weight is ur mouse btw
whyd u just air us out
Valid
36-7g
all these frauds need like 100 plays
What are u guys talking about
zzz
LOL
What kinda Toyota should I get
why do you speak like an ego filled dahoodian
My bad bro i aint see but i was watching Gale yday and hauntr raided him with like 100 viewers
1 attempt with bad rng = u suck 😭
Always next season
He didnt
Do what u want gng
how do those speak
But it was him bro
Sh is NOT sweet in tarpon springs 🥀
Pretty good
Hauntr
Something
How many voltaic masters and above have been hit by a bus?
I need to get on pc to see
like all
@upper token bootleg ultraglide rs
yeah there is nothing coming up with hauntr
unless he is haunturr
Is it a right of passage?
but that guy may be playing cod on a controller
@dim gale
Rs are nice
This is too fast😭
new update new pack kkkkkkkk
Holy I cant believe phantom is actually fast
he rebranded to deseo bro
holy
Lemme find his shi rq
deseoval?
His thing is
"youngin rank grinder on valorant"
Hauuntr
Doubt me never again
yeah he blockedu
🔥
Ur ego too big smh
u po or yoda bro
Chill i still got vip
bro
whats the budget and purpose
misse ur friends stream
my notis didnt work
No wonder u said phantom slow before ur skates were dead G
non supporter...
🤣
is this Lew guy from youtube a member here? If so, you are amazing dude lol!
Yes thats me
Both
mb wrong person
whaqqt
Lew?
I got my sub renewal in
Sup lew

brazen
this is lew @bitter basin
woah so many hot chatters rn
wait how did u know?
thanks
u one of them
i got u
no leaks
@cerulean walrus whats up big sexy 😻
how many hours did he do

dont be shy now… do a 360 for the chat
A few idk i had to go work
holy steal
Lol
Rex fury
hey boarito >_<
howve you been pretty boy
I thought it was a fraud first
i think i nearly 100%ed the game in 2014 on my wii u lmao
Tired
astronaut rex fury was tuff
i feel that man
broo
ive been workin 55+ weeks
i missed a hauntr streak
shit is aids
m
Me too lol
Actual peak childhood
i believe it
he said
its a good game
you trynna larp age regression until we go back to school
snow ur smart?
"HE SAID"
now its too fast I cant control it lol
The guy calling u stupid btw
doesnt snow go to a top 10 school
about minmaxxing
U get used to it
i cant do minmax games
Ye
smart fella or fart smella?
Well this is about too much extra tops
i think its like top 20
anyone can parse well if theyre not brainlet
mythic hard
kn1ves i only got
the only props i give raiders are wf races
that shits insane
For the most part u can just do the same type of thing
Ya i cant do that but i can eat a chiptole burrito with extra everything in 7 minutes
Takes you 7?
chill im in my skinny era
Real eaters in 5
okay no it definitely takes me more than 7 tho
And they just casually chill on your couch?
i live in the triangle rn
😭😭
Holy goat
but i literally have one in my living room rn
LOL
😭
minmax is sad
How the fuck you running into them right now
I'm in the outskirts n still haven't seen one
if hes around when i get home ill send you a pic
Dude its a beast
ye u see l'ura kill vid
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everyone need watch dis peak
its double
how tf is a 2.8kcal burrito possible
LOL
now that is american
its a grand finale meal chill
original xD
i eat it then go in a coma
i neeed me that
How does this make sense
My days worth of calory in 1 burrito
Did you do double rice double chicken cheese sour cream?
thts like my days worth too
Bulk???
i do extra everything with double protein
queso + guac
oh forgot abt the gueso
if its only one meal a day
i havent eaten it in months bro
where was this from
he is fine
chiptole
bro larp
its dinner
I used to work for chipotle n ppl like u made my coworkers hate the job
i eat before that duh
ohhh fuck i might need to get some
legit that
im telling u i omly eat it
when i feel like it
the modt ive ever ate consistently was like 3.5k
Ill order that today just for u
if its only thing u eat like in entire day its chill
🙏
3.5k cal a day???
my bro said this is free mason idea
so its bad and we should only eat 2
is he valid or na
wat
ya
sometimes I eat 2 if I wake up late
keeps you fat and docile
or 1
but tbh normal appetite days are like 3 meals
in my 20's i wasnt gaining weight no matter what dinosaurs I ate, in my 30s... well, ff
but dude you need to spike protein synthesis!!!! Your gains could be gaining...
skipping breakfast is nono
i skip breakfast
must eat breakfast
Noo my protein window
It's over for you
Always eat breakfast
I've never understood skipping breakfast, I'm fucking dying within an hour of waking up if I don't eat
Me too
same
You kids that are sub 30, ENJOY the happy period!
u got food withdrawals
i can go an entire day with barely anything
I never ever eat breakfast :D
other than slightly tired
wen someone orders food at your restaurant
Facts bro..
see maybe hes valid
its just one scoop more..
i do like 2700-3000
yk he said it was the 3 meals a day making americans fat
acting like i did a heinous crime..
not the sugar btw
oh no the folding the burrito sucked for them
I don't mind cooking the food
who said so
its okay i give them grave with a double triple tortilla
grace
I was top 10 grill guy on the NA west
i dont even fuck with 3
how u even hold that
i just do it so it doesnt break
25 inch diameter burrito
ur a saint for that bro 😭
then i start eating it out
bro that is big back meal
from the top
burrito tower 😭
4 bites a row
chilllllll
would that be ur deathrow meal
rank 1 bigback
tortilla
once
and it broke
and i was basically eat off the tin
foil
it was so pathetic
yopu are so big
:( yeah that happens
i should try chipotle
fuck no
Chipotle fell off icl
i got chick fil a its lowkey mid in canada
pre-pandemic it was good but I saw it fall off during pandemic
chick fil a is overrated here
never bounced back
we go down together
id probably just eat cultural food
id go out with what i came from
10 gallon tub of mint choco icecream
Id get made fun of for the rest of my death
i found best ice cream
if a chinese guy ate chiptole
like of all time
as his death row meal
Im glad u found sea salt caramel
this is best ice cream nihil go buy
could someone clarify what 'UFO' means like ground plaza No UFO?
is peak
this is so performative
because i kow u just want like a bigmac or some shit
Bro what
can i make racist jokes in this discord
no you do
cultural food bro
but you dont care
those who know
yesnt
Yes i do bro
LOL
if its funny enough
how does one gain weight
by eating
if mods r offline
ur idea l death row meal is shake shackchocolate shake, two coke zeros a mcdouble and 2 chipotle wraps
Like
Mcdouble
are we deadass
bedrot
its not working
thats yourt meal
no walking
Id be eating mcchickens
no activity
🙏
take it up with the guy
eat food and bedrot
not no mcdouble
method
btw i dont even gain weight bedrotting and doing no exercise
double cheese burger
well that is a lie because i do exercise at work
Youtube is beyond broken rn, watched a cooking video on my way home, like 70% of my feed was cooking, now I watched on video of a guy living in a van, my whole feed is van videos
WTF
not everybody has your appetite bro
mc don does not work to gain weight i trie i once ate dons 3-5 times a week for month i prob gained 2 pounds
Guy discovers algorithm
idt it's an appetite thing
