general

[ancient osprey]

go on valmatch and find a ekitten

[gray iris]

people been doing shit before computers bru

imagine ur ancestors they had no valorant

[elder lichen]

if you say this

[gray iris]

idk what they even do

back then bru

[regal stag]

yea but the life of everyone, including my family, is spent indoors

[soft crest]

be your own person

[gray iris]

tabletop games?

[regal stag]

i genuinely don't feel comfortable going outside on my own anymore

[elder lichen]

Okay its fine

you dont need to

just do smth else

you dont need to be improving all the time

or need to be doing anything all the time

its okay to just sit down and do nothing

or read smth

[gray iris]

you just need to not be on puter thinking about valorant

shit READ

or meditate

meditateion

[halcyon fox]

just watch something

just dont play valorant twin

[summer ember]

nono reading is so underrated

[ancient osprey]

js relax bro js play sum shit like gta or sum its hella calm

[gray iris]

i think he need to detox off that screen bro

[soft crest]

someone gotta introduce this man to anime or smth

[gray iris]

watch all jojo dominick

[kind glade]

gta is not calm bro

[gray iris]

ts goated

[kind glade]

shits a movie

[summer ember]

u can sink hours into a good book

like its insane

i need to buy more books

[soft crest]

take your anger out on random civs

[elder lichen]

Nah first he needs to detox off of valorant

[ancient osprey]

wdym bro i be up in my mansions feeling hella fire

[elder lichen]

thast the first thing

[regal stag]

haven't had a physical book since elementary i don't think

[gray iris]

same thang icl

[kind glade]

oh u play like THAT

[elder lichen]

ig

[regal stag]

everything past that i was forced to read online and i hate it so much

[gloomy flume]

Never listen to jades

[elder lichen]

Then sit in bed and do nothing

[gray iris]

bro gameplay just popping champagne and smokign bong

[kind glade]

regress ur reading capabilities to reading manga

then u hit flow state

[ancient osprey]

js online bro i js be driving my cara and shit doing heists for fun

[summer ember]

gooning is also an option

[elder lichen]

I swear to god I see you playing valorant

[summer ember]

btw

[elder lichen]

dude

I dont care

if he wants to do that

[gray iris]

idk if this good advice but you kind of have to try getting out of your safe space

[elder lichen]

go for it

[soft crest]

wait so do I listen to that or not?

[regal stag]

it's just open in the background

[soft crest]

im confused

[elder lichen]

but hes not playing valorant

[summer ember]

close it

[gray iris]

dude

CLOSE THE FUCKING GAME

[summer ember]

dont make me angry

[gray iris]

uninstall it

[gloomy flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1286081669740105844/jadewarrior.gif

[gray iris]

you got a fast ass internet anyways

[ancient osprey]

i own everything in gta both on first and second character so their aint that much left to do except heists, heists are genuinely fun if you dont NEED the money

[gray iris]

it comign back on ur pc in 3 seconds if you wanted to

unironically uninstall that shit

[kind glade]

i cant wait for gta 6

but lowkey i dont think

[gloomy flume]

Would you tell a heroin addicted to just stop doing heroin

[rose night]

snow i forgot to asl

[kind glade]

my pc can run that bame

[rose night]

hows ur wisdom teeth going

[kind glade]

anymore

[rose night]

did it heal yet

[gloomy flume]

Dominick will be in withdrawal

[soft crest]

lowkey yea

[elder lichen]

Okay

so be it

[gloomy flume]

Why

[kind glade]

day like

[rose night]

if ps5 can run it then ur pc prob can too

[kind glade]

13

its fine

[elder lichen]

But if you have nothing else in life but 1 certain thing

[regal stag]

i don't even know how to uninstall it

[soft crest]

not actually 🙏

[kind glade]

i have a check up soon

[gray iris]

i realized no matter what you tell someone going thru bad shit at the end of the day they gotta figure it out themselves that they in that shit place ngl

[rose night]

u should be good

[regal stag]

riot doesn't give the option

[kind glade]

i lowkey cant eat

[rose night]

ur past like dry socket and stuff i think

[halcyon fox]

delete it from ur files on pc

[kind glade]

and im still paranoid abt a dry socket but i dont have one YET

[ancient osprey]

bro im feeling the online wont be fire icl their was truely sum about gta online between 2014-2019

[kind glade]

i still cant chew tho

for some reason

meat is hard to chee

chee

chew

[rose night]

i was a bit worried about that too but i think after like a week or two its fine

[kind glade]

unless its hella tender

[ancient osprey]

i got like 8k hours on ps4 😭

[elder lichen]

C:\Riot Games\VALORANT

Go to this path and delete it

[soft crest]

what happened

[gray iris]

thats mad crazy lol

[regal stag]

does that uninstall everything including vanguard?

[kind glade]

i got my wisdom out

[elder lichen]

no

[rose night]

i only figutrd out i could eat normally once i ate a chicken nugget once and it felt fine

[regal stag]

idk if it'l break if i reinstall it later on

[kind glade]

i could lowkey eat a chicken nugget

[soft crest]

maybe I just had a goated dentist but my wisdom teeth removal was so light

[elder lichen]

it only uninstalls Valorant

[kind glade]

i cant eat chewy meats

[gray iris]

it doesnt matter bro you'll fix it afterwards

[kind glade]

like tougher beef

[ancient osprey]

@mental falcon lets try!

[elder lichen]

you can also search for "control panel" in ur windows search thingy

[rose night]

that makes sense tho

[kind glade]

Yea ik but

[elder lichen]

then to "programs and features"

[kind glade]

thats all my household rlly eats

[elder lichen]

and uninstall Valorant from there

[kind glade]

and after a week they stopepd gaf

about my teeth

[rose night]

wait if ur on day 13 then dry socket isnt really an issue

[kind glade]

ik

im just being extra cautious

[regal stag]

i uninstalled it

[gray iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMtUIUEWdE

[rose night]

when i got my shit removed it was bleeding hella

[elder lichen]

okay good

[kind glade]

even after i get the green light ill be cautious

im too pussy for that

[ancient osprey]

blend a chiptole meal and drink it bro...

[regal stag]

but i don't even know what to do now

[gray iris]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-dancing-cat-dancing-funny-gif-15633764167716291594

[elder lichen]

Yeah

I know

thats the point

[rose night]

i kept having to put gauze in my mouth

[elder lichen]

figure it out

[serene field]

round 47 of discord armchair therapists talking to a wall

[summer ember]

try something else

[elder lichen]

either you are just bored for a few days

[summer ember]

like osu

[rose night]

will they win?

[summer ember]

osu is fun

[gray iris]

you need to embrace boredom @regal stag

[elder lichen]

or you will find smth

[gray iris]

trust me

[elder lichen]

yeah

[summer ember]

wait a good single player game

might fix u

[rose night]

domt get blud into osu 😭

[gray iris]

i dont think another game is the thing for him

viper

[drifting dock]

Might have to put this in my resume ngl

[elder lichen]

out of boredom you will find fun in other things

[summer ember]

wait why

[gray iris]

ts valorant is like gooning bru 🥀

[summer ember]

that game is fun and nothing else

[drifting dock]

reinstalls*

[elder lichen]

Boredom is also just important for the brain

[kind glade]

shut up ur unemployed

[regal stag]

how so

[elder lichen]

not even funny man

[summer ember]

true

[drifting dock]

u right

myb

[kind glade]

the fun is

management games

[serene field]

Im Free

[kind glade]

Lmk once u tap into peak.

[gray iris]

hello ploob the final

[elder lichen]

It forces you to think about shit

[drifting dock]

theres one where u run like a fast food place

[elder lichen]

about yourself

[rose night]

true

[drifting dock]

and u can play w friends

[kind glade]

okay i meant like good management games

[elder lichen]

and its important for imagination

[kind glade]

not these carbon copy supermarket togethers

in a different theme

[elder lichen]

its good for attention

[rose night]

boredom forces me to scroll on instagram reels

[regal stag]

i think you might be interpreting it as locking myself in a room with nothing

[gray iris]

shit bro just draw

dominick u pixel art right

[elder lichen]

dude I dont really care what you do

[gray iris]

draw bro

[elder lichen]

just

do smth else

[gray iris]

paper and a

pen

[elder lichen]

try new things

[kind glade]

drawing on paper and pen in 2026

[elder lichen]

snoiw

[regal stag]

idk i can try making another hamburger?

[kind glade]

😒

[elder lichen]

stfu

[elder lichen]

sure

[regal stag]

that's genuinely the only other thing i do for myself

[elder lichen]

go for it

[ancient osprey]

@regal stag hop on euro truck simulator bro js imagine it and see it, you driving a truck hella calm for 6 hours from france to germany hella calm yfm

[regal stag]

just cook basicl evel stuff

[elder lichen]

yeah

thats a great thing to do for urself

[kind glade]

this is the bad one

do u have a wheel

[ancient osprey]

bro its actually calm tho lowk i used to play it wirha wheel, baked ash and lowk enjoyed it though i only have 30 hours

[drifting dock]

lwk when people have those real wheels and big ass screens

and it feels like u actually driving a truck

[gray iris]

god FORBID YOU DONT USE A PUTER

[drifting dock]

seems nice ngl

[kind glade]

those wheels all suck

[rose night]

play roblox simulators

[kind glade]

they dont even come close to the real wheel unless its giga expensive

[regal stag]

oh i probably shouldn't

[gray iris]

ok @regal stag take 100g pasta 80g tomato sauce (italian) and like 150g ground beef

[ancient osprey]

my shit got like sum motor or sum bro it be moving and shit like how the car is feeling

[drifting dock]

better than using mnk to drive

[rose night]

i deadass saw xualify and viet in the billions on roblox simulators

[regal stag]

my mom is on the vr and she's the only one who can supervise me for this stuff

[drifting dock]

Rookie numbers

[gray iris]

put the tomato sauce in a pot, put ground beef in and slow cook for an hour

and you just stir that shit

a whole

[rose night]

o i meant hundreds of billions

[gray iris]

ass

hour

[kind glade]

a whole hour

jeez

[gray iris]

yea bro

how you think that tomato sauce gon taste

[drifting dock]

those roblox games have numbers like 30 digits long bro atp idek what those are like 1Qd

[gray iris]

if you dont cook it an hour

[drifting dock]

wth is 1 Qd

[gray iris]

ASS

[kind glade]

quadrillion?

[ancient osprey]

bro i saw sum dude with a full car interior and shit thats prolly fire icl and the seat had motion or sum like lil movements

[ancient osprey]

on tiktok that wouldvprolly be hella fire to play with icl

[drifting dock]

there's more but I don't remember the names

[kind glade]

yea u need to invest a lot tho

[regal stag]

i wish i knew how to cook without supervision :(

[kind glade]

if u want a real experience

otherwise ur gonna be using a wheel that does half a revolution

[regal stag]

i don't trust myself to cook especially raw meat on my own

[elder lichen]

Alright

[floral spindle]

@hushed patrol @potent sand @lapis cobalt be nice to eachother yall…

[elder lichen]

then do smth else

[ancient osprey]

this seems so fire bro icl

[drifting dock]

bro got a truck head 😭

immersive experience at its finest

[soft crest]

one way to learn

[ancient osprey]

he even wears seatbelts cuz that chair reacts somewhat realistic

[soft crest]

speaking of which its sunday, meal prep day!

[heavy venture]

have we figured out how to not have fps drops/stutters flicking fast at 4k hz + that isnt verifying integrity of files of kovaaks

[drifting dock]

Naww

[soft crest]

16th percentile

nah im feelin it

[supple pier]

are we locked in

[gray iris]

bro is the mediator

[polar pivot]

No

[floral spindle]

💔

I’m heading off to church

It’s my Easter today

[elder lichen]

doesnt work its already only 8x8 pixels

maybe if I figure out how kvk stretches it

[regal stag]

i want to actually just cook a hamburger badly but like
without supervision i feel completely helpless

my mom expects me to be able to do it on my own and i literally just can't

i don't know what to do anymore

everything just stresses me out

[elder lichen]

Hmm

I mean you can try to do it alone, or you just wait for a bit to ask your mom

[regal stag]

i think she's usually on until way into the night

when i come down at 2:00 she's still always on it

[elder lichen]

Then I think you can just try it, maybe watch a tutorial first or at the same time

And if something goes wrong just turn of the heat for the pan and cover it with something (ideally not flamable)

[soft crest]

if you fuck it up who cares just throw it away and try again

[elder lichen]

yea

and im sure your mom will be happy to know that you tried to make it yourself

[regal stag]

then i waste hamburgers which actually cost a lot of money

[elder lichen]

they do

[regal stag]

andi hate wasting food

[sour totem]

Just do it well then

[elder lichen]

but you cant be good at everything from the start

[sour totem]

Why you already thinking of the negative before you even attempted

[elder lichen]

bcs hes scared

[sour totem]

Like we ain't even figure out how to start and we're going to stress over the negative of a possibility

[elder lichen]

I get it

[regal stag]

because the risk that comes with raw meat is so much greater than other things

undercooking is literaly just illness

[soft crest]

unless you cookin that burger like RAW RAW you'll be fine

[sour totem]

You're not gonna cook the burger raw dawg

It's pretty damn hard to do that

Kinda the point of cooking it

Do you not have a meat thermometer either?

[regal stag]

no

[elder lichen]

I mean you dont need to swallow it if you can taste that its still raw/too cold

[regal stag]

we just eyeball everything

[elder lichen]

tbf who tf does

[sour totem]

I do

???

[soft crest]

i also do

[sour totem]

Who doesn't?

[elder lichen]

you are probably in the minority with that one

fuck

well

we dont eat much meat

[sour totem]

Then do the same for thisb

[elder lichen]

yes

[regal stag]

but hamburgers brown really early

[sour totem]

Brother.

[regal stag]

hard to eyeball

[sour totem]

Look up how to cook the burger

[regal stag]

if i was confident i would have done it already man

[sour totem]

Follow it

[regal stag]

it's not like eggs

[sour totem]

Once you've followed it

[elder lichen]

yeah you can flip the meat multiple times

[sour totem]

Cut it openn

[elder lichen]

to check how brown each side gets

[sour totem]

If it looks wrong throw it on for longer

[elder lichen]

yeah

and if you panic or smth goes wrong just turn off the heat so that you do have a backup plan already, maybe that will ease your mind

[sour totem]

I do 5m 6m medium high cause I'm weird

Probably not actually long enough tbh

But I don't mind my burgers being on the rare side anyways

Long as the outsides brown and the inside warm who cares is my mentality😭

[elder lichen]

Yeah

and if its not fully done yet throw it into the pan again, or overdone just dont eat it

[regal stag]

google isn't really even telling me how to know

i'm not trusting the ai for this

[elder lichen]

Until its brown

is going to be fine

you can also look at the pictures and compare

Theres no 100% guaranteed way to know until you eat it except if you have a thermometer

[elder lichen]

You can look on yt

[sour totem]

There are truly plenty of videos and resources to cook in this day and age

And just general shit you might not know how to do

It's amazing

[elder lichen]

And if you still feel uneasy or a bit scared based on 1 video you can watch 2-3 to see if they are all similar

Youre gonna manage to do it just fine

[regal stag]

you gotta cut into the hamburger for that

[fallen slate]

its time\

[regal stag]

then at that point it doesn't work inbetween buns

[sour totem]

You can cut a bun in half too

[feral bone]

woah have fun

[fallen slate]

I will thank you

After I do work

[sage tusk]

smash burger and u literally cant overcook it

[fallen slate]

But also I've watched 2 and 8 but never actually played them

[sage tusk]

or undercook ig

[sour totem]

You're actively making more roadblocks for yourself tbh dom

[feral bone]

yeah im gonna watch a cory playthrough

[regal stag]

yeah i don't think
these are just general tutorials

[wanton thorn]

i prefer medium well burger meat and medium rare steaks

[regal stag]

i would want to make a medium well burger but this is so much more confusing than it has to be

[sour totem]

I'm telling you dawg just cook it

It will not turn out perfectly cause you ain't no chef but just cook it

[wanton thorn]

in chinese we say like 5/10 or 7/10 asf,would make more sense

[regal stag]

it's so much easier to be confident when you've cooked a burger more than once in your life

and i barely cooked it i just watched my mom put it on a pan and occasionally held the spatula!

[sour totem]

Dude are you actually gonna act like you can't fucking throw a piece of meat watch it cook for 5 minutes and flip it, let it cook for another 5 and add cheese if you want

[regal stag]

IT'S RAW MEAT

[feral bone]

what happened now

he cant make a burger?

[fallen slate]

Dom

It's not scary

[sour totem]

That's why you cook it.

[regal stag]

i want to make a burger but i'm terrified of everything

[sour totem]

I'm telling you to do it and you keep circling back to the raw meat part

[rose night]

gang its beef

mfs eat beef like medium rare n shit

[feral bone]

search up a tutorial

[sour totem]

Mfers eat beef rare asf

[jagged sun]

Mmm now I'm hungry

[sour totem]

But that's besides the point

[jagged sun]

I like my meat blue

[sour totem]

The point is you need to just do it or you won't fucking learn anyways

[rose night]

if u sear the outside then its basically fine

[jagged sun]

Blue meat superiority

[sour totem]

5m medium high each side you'll be fine

[regal stag]

most tutorials look like they're too advanced or require you to literally have ground the burger from scratch

[jagged sun]

Ew what

[slender pulsar]

gang are we really scared of cooking some fucking meat up in here?

[sour totem]

This guy is deathly afraid of the meat dawg

I'm just trying to help

[jagged sun]

Jade why are you making him burn his meat

[sour totem]

CAUSE I DONT THINK HE'D EAT IT OTHERWISE

[jagged sun]

That'll be like medium well

[sour totem]

THATS WHAT HE WANTS

LMAO

[jagged sun]

YOU WANT THIS PER MAN TO EAT MEDIUM WELL???

[next jacinth]

Don't wanna get salmonella

[sour totem]

.

[regal stag]

i like medium well :(

[next jacinth]

Medium is good

[sour totem]

It's literally what he wants bro

[jagged sun]

THATS UR MAIN PROBLEM

[regal stag]

idk if i've had other kinds of burgers but the less cooked it is the scarier it is

[sour totem]

Why is it scary

[jagged sun]

HOW ARE YOU SCARED OF A MEDIUM WELL BURGER

[fallen slate]

Can I show you something

[next jacinth]

Hes 16

[regal stag]

more risk for undercooked

[regal stag]

show me what?

[sour totem]

Risk for what

[fallen slate]

Oooooo

Watch out

[sour totem]

LMAOOO

[fallen slate]

It's pink

[next jacinth]

Beef under cooked is lowkey alright but chicken isnt

[jagged sun]

Mmmm

[sour totem]

That looks yummy

[fallen slate]

I have a worse one

[next jacinth]

You scared him

[feral bone]

LOL

[jagged sun]

Share some of that tate

[next jacinth]

Hes not talking

[jagged sun]

Yo you guys are making me hungry

[fallen slate]

Ooooo

[regal stag]

is that chicken??

[fallen slate]

LMAO

[jagged sun]

I need a blue rare steak NOW

[feral bone]

too far dawny

[sour totem]

?

[regal stag]

i won't even get near rotisserie

[jagged sun]

Ffs

[drifting dock]

that's still mooing

[fallen slate]

Steak

[jagged sun]

This is why Ur scared of burgers

[feral bone]

gang

[sour totem]

How do you think that's chicken

[next jacinth]

Bit too red for me

[fallen slate]

It's very rare but still safe

[jagged sun]

Go eat a fucking Quorn burger

[drifting dock]

how is that chicken

[regal stag]

idk the skin looked bright

kind of chicken colored

i don't know man

[jagged sun]

That chicken still mooing

[feral bone]

but the inside is red asf

[next jacinth]

Eating well done has its benefits btw

[regal stag]

this shit is stressing me out

[sour totem]

Chicken meat isn't red on the inside dawg

[next jacinth]

Its a good jaw exercise

[jagged sun]

What you gain Jaw muscles?

[feral bone]

yea

[fallen slate]

My gf loves eating tires bro

[jagged sun]

Knew it

Lmfao

[fallen slate]

Can't be me

[sour totem]

Why

What are you stressed about

[fallen slate]

I like medium

Or just rare

[visual bronze]

gang are we tuff eating the chicken straight out the coop now? 😭😭

[fallen slate]

But everywhere does it different

[next jacinth]

I eat medium rare outside usually

[regal stag]

i just don't want to run the risk of undercooking it or overcooking it
i genuinely just don't know enough about this stuff to confidently cook a burger

[next jacinth]

But well done at home coz I can't cook

[fallen slate]

I love blood so

Maybe

Who knows

[jagged sun]

Dom istg if I don't see a picture of a nice looking burger with 20 mins it's over

[fallen slate]

/j

[next jacinth]

Cook until brown

[visual bronze]

if u love blood

[jagged sun]

Have you ever cooked anything ever

[visual bronze]

cook ur chicken and then

…

[fallen slate]

What.

[visual bronze]

nope it’s voltaic i can’t make the joke

sorry

[fallen slate]

No no go on

[fallen slate]

[jagged sun]

No no one shall speak

And then WHAT

[regal stag]

i can only really make eggs on my own

[jagged sun]

15 MINUITE DELAY

[visual bronze]

i’d be banished

[regal stag]

and only like scrambled or fried

[gray iris]

egg are goated

[regal stag]

tried an omelette and was too scared to do it myself

[feral bone]

wdym 😭

[fallen slate]

My mom doesn't know how to cook steak sadly

[regal stag]

it's more complicated than scrambling

[jagged sun]

I'm getting enraged

[regal stag]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

[fallen slate]

It's ok

[regal stag]

I'M A FUCKING COWARD

[feral bone]

ig but whats so scary abt it

[fallen slate]

I'll always eat it

[visual bronze]

same my mom makes it well-done or BURNT

[jagged sun]

This is why Ur a pixel artist instead of a real one

[sour totem]

Being a coward and not being taught basic human skills are different

[visual bronze]

like it’s taken out a hellpot

[sour totem]

Doesn't change the fact you're scared to try tho

[fallen slate]

She doesn't know how to make a crust or anything

[blissful agate]

Unfort

[fallen slate]

Or doesn't care for it

[regal stag]

not so much the risk of cooking it wrong but like

[feral bone]

time to gain some courage dom!

[sour totem]

Like you do realize you can legit just throw it back on right

[blissful agate]

Dont let her ruin a good steak

[regal stag]

you have to flip it and get it all solid and stuff

[blissful agate]

Show her hows it done

[fallen slate]

I always put love in my meat no matter the quality

[visual bronze]

dom are u rich

[blissful agate]

I would cry if i saw a steak ruined

[visual bronze]

get a chef bro

[regal stag]

very much not

[visual bronze]

🫠

[feral bone]

if u fuck it up u get a scrambled egg so its fine

[jagged sun]

I was gonna tell him this

Then saw he was a pixel artist

So knew he must have no money

[regal stag]

i don't do commissions either

[fallen slate]

Dom I'll come cook for you if you were

[regal stag]

i literally only just did it for free

[jagged sun]

Dom drop the addy

I'll pull up and whip you a master piece

[feral bone]

would u teach him too

[jagged sun]

It'll be rare but trust me it'll be the best burger you've ever ate

[fallen slate]

I'm black white and Asian/very in touch with all my sides

I can cook lots

[jagged sun]

Get this guy on MasterChef

[fallen slate]

That's- the hard part

[feral bone]

too powerful

[jagged sun]

I love me some fries, jollof rice and sushi

[sour totem]

I don't think Dom would even want to learn tbh

[feral bone]

isnt he asking abt it tho

[jagged sun]

I might make some hot cross buns today

[sour totem]

He sounds scared of the stove

[jagged sun]

Do we chat

[feral bone]

thats like the first step to learn

[sour totem]

No he's just whining about it more accurately

[feral bone]

oh 💀

[sour totem]

Was talking about how he wanted to but can't cause he's scared and doesn't know how to

People told him how to

Still scared

People told him to know

Still scared

[regal stag]

i'm anxious about messing up the food

especially when it comes to food that can actually kill you or make you sick when uncooked

[jagged sun]

??

Did you get Ur burger from the evil store

[feral bone]

so just overcook it but dont burn it

[mental falcon]

?

[feral bone]

and then decrease the time on the pan

[regal stag]

i just wish something could be easy man

[sour totem]

IT FUCKING IS

[regal stag]

you do it, it's perfect first try, everyone's happy

[sour totem]

I TOLD YOU

How to do it

[regal stag]

anxiety makes everything hard man

[sour totem]

I gave you the simplest instructions

NO NO THIS CANT BE BLAMED ON ANXIETY ANYMORE

There's a complete and total difference between being anxious to do something

And refusing to do it because of your anxiety

[jagged sun]

God you people can't do ANYTHING

[visual bronze]

jade when do u learn

need to be zen in this chat

[sour totem]

You are refusing to fucking do a simple task because you're so convinced you're gonna fucking some die from it despite it being literally heat up pan

Throw burger on pan

Flip

[jagged sun]

Burger

Pan

5 minutes

Turn around

5 minutes

Take off

Put on bun

[feral bone]

hes the real burger 😔

[jagged sun]

Sauce and cheese optional

Done

[visual bronze]

buns optional too

[jagged sun]

I mean

Well

[regal stag]

i just

[jagged sun]

God point

[regal stag]

i don't know anymore man

[sour totem]

I can't when people are actively using their mental illness as an excuse to not function, does it make it harder? Yes. It doesn't make it impossible and you still need to fucking do shit at the end of the day.

[regal stag]

what if i'll never be able to do anything

[jagged sun]

I hope you never pb again

[visual bronze]

don’t make him toast the buns bro 😭😭

[sour totem]

get out Dom

[visual bronze]

he doesn’t

[sour totem]

Get off the Internet for tonight dawg

There's no way where going into depression over choosing to not cook a burger

[feral bone]

dom claims another victim

[sour totem]

Like you are choosing this

[visual bronze]

yes but it’s dom he’s been ragebaiting since he started talking idk

[sour totem]

This is youre fucking choice

[jagged sun]

UR HAVING A EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER A BURGERRRR

MEATTTT

[sour totem]

No genuinely

[feral bone]

yeah u just cant get mad

[jagged sun]

Jade please save me

[visual bronze]

the only reason i click “1 blocked message” is because that’s what the chat is talking about when i’m bored

[sour totem]

I'm not even mad man I'm just fed up

Like even at my worst

I wasn't this bad

[jagged sun]

SPEAK FOR URSELF BECAUSE I DAMN AM

[sour totem]

And I was attempting twice a day

[visual bronze]

myes

[sour totem]

Like can you imagine that shit

[visual bronze]

my good easter morning

[sour totem]

Guy actively trying to die wasn't this bad

[soft crest]

are you new here?

[wanton thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1492761174926688376/Timeline_1.gif

@visual bronze

[visual bronze]

before i go to airport

[wanton thorn]

you are 1 of them ig

[jagged sun]

Indeed

[soft crest]

this is not a new occurance 😝

[sour totem]

He does this over everything

[visual bronze]

he’s not special either i just block ppl in this chat now

[feral bone]

safe travels gang

[visual bronze]

it’s more enjoyable

[sour totem]

At first it was val now it's apparently cooking

[visual bronze]

heading back home, jade misses me

[jagged sun]

What was his Val issue

[visual bronze]

ty

[visual bronze]

being bronze

then silver

[sour totem]

He's dogshit but thinks he does everything right

[feral bone]

oh cool

[drifting dock]

wth wrong now

[jagged sun]

Does he have arms

[sour totem]

And approaches everything right

[feral bone]

he cant cook burger

[sour totem]

And that he's better than the rank he's in cause he practices

[wanton thorn]

basically hes upset when he lose a deathmatch

[drifting dock]

Cook smth else then

[feral bone]

he want burger

[drifting dock]

tdm too btw

[sour totem]

Also tilts about doing shit in a DM cause he's again "doing everything right" yeah can't forget that

[jagged sun]

Well then he's a egotistical rat who needs to evaluate the mistakes he's making

[regal stag]

i just want to be able to practice because cooking could be fun i think

but it's just scary man

[drifting dock]

goos

[wanton thorn]

and actually he isnt doing right stuffs

[drifting dock]

don't give up

[sour totem]

You obviously don't want to if you're not going to do it dawg

[jagged sun]

No one plays perfect

[drifting dock]

why are u scared of cooking 😭

[sour totem]

Like you can't want to do something then be too scared to do it

Like what's the point

[feral bone]

yo just start

[drifting dock]

if u scared u mess it up start with something simple

[regal stag]

i don't know anymore. anything i say everyone just questions and gets upset at

[wanton thorn]

and refuse to admit his Insufficiency

[sour totem]

A burger is simple mason

That's the issue

[drifting dock]

I'm not judging u bro but don't scare urself

[feral bone]

he started with egg already

[regal stag]

i can'teven be confident in my own answer anymore

[feral bone]

now burger

[jagged sun]

Nothing is simpler than something that requires no ingredients

[sour totem]

Because it's infuriating

[jagged sun]

It's heat and meat

The cavemen could do that

[sour totem]

It just is dude

[drifting dock]

I'm not tryna shit on u bro 😭

[sour totem]

Seeing someone actively choose to be non functioning is irritating

[jagged sun]

This is why people are genuinely devolving

[regal stag]

i think i probably will just end up not being able to do anything

[sour totem]

Also your point of not being able to waste food? That's why you eat it anyways even if you fuck up

I've been there

Burnt the fuck out of something

[drifting dock]

just make the damn burga

[sour totem]

Still had to eat it tho cause shit food is food

[visual bronze]

introduce this guy to pot noodles

he’s never cooking a steak again

[jagged sun]

Fawk but will the water be hot enough

[sour totem]

I wonder if Dominick could cook a hotdog in the microwave

[jagged sun]

What if his kettle malfunctions

[visual bronze]

microwave it

[regal stag]

i know how to boil water

[drifting dock]

what if the hotdog explodes

[jagged sun]

Hey man I'm a loser guy I microwave my hotdogs

[regal stag]

but i don't know the signs for a burger

and google won't tell me that

[sour totem]

The signs is it fucking turns brown

[feral bone]

didnt jade send a screenshot

[regal stag]

but brown is almost every stage of the burger

[drifting dock]

Bro

[visual bronze]

his hotdog will burst on the side and this guy will throw it and think he’s a failure are we deadass

[regal stag]

i remember when i was wastching my mom cook it was brown even before turning rare

[jagged sun]

???

[jagged sun]

Ur mum's a shit cook then

[visual bronze]

she uncooked a burger

hooooly

aura

[drifting dock]

yo don't talk on mom's like that

[jagged sun]

Hooolyyy it's a generational issue

[drifting dock]

not cool

[regal stag]

this doesn't really make me feel better man

[sour totem]

You can see the burger turn brown on one side while the other isn't

I'm not joking

[jagged sun]

I could of been cuddling my gf for the last 15 minutes instead I'm arguing about how to cook a burger

That's a lie I would of been watching Matty or viscose

But still I could of

[drifting dock]

good for being honest

[sour totem]

The issue is no one here can force your ass to do it but you and low-key I think you don't care enough to make yourself do it anyways

Cause otherwise you'd be looking for this shit yourself and doing it

Instead I'm being too fucking nice to you

[jagged sun]

Atp dom get on a VC and me and hopefully jade will give you a live tutorial

[sour totem]

I'm annoyed at myself

[sour totem]

It's 5 am and I have no burgers

😔

[drifting dock]

all that got me craving for a burger

[jagged sun]

I didn't say we'd cook one for him

[drifting dock]

and I don't got no patties

[jagged sun]

I mean we'd tell him what to do

[sour totem]

Oh 😭

[visual bronze]

it’s noon and i still wouldn’t cook live for dom just so he can not pay attention

[jagged sun]

I'm not making a burger at 10 in the morning

[sour totem]

Different understanding of the word live there

[visual bronze]

or say something abt european steaks

[drifting dock]

are there no burger videos on yt

[sour totem]

Plenty but he's scared to watch them cause they look advanced

Lmao

[drifting dock]

Fym

[jagged sun]

They are using advanced techniques obviously

[drifting dock]

I fell for the bait

[soft crest]

"turn on stove, put burger on pan, wait, flip burger, wait, take off pan"

[jagged sun]

I said this 10 mins ago

[sour totem]

We've said this many times now

[jagged sun]

.

[sour totem]

He doesn't care

[soft crest]

sounds like dom

❤️

[regal stag]

why do you think me not doing it means i don't care???

that's what i don't get

[sour totem]

CAUSE YOU'D BE FUCKING DOING IT IF YOU DID

YOU DONT CARE

[regal stag]

if i didn't care i wouldn't even bringit up

i wouldn't argue about it

i wouldn't talk here ever

[jagged sun]

I've been here for 30 mins now

[sour totem]

ALL OF IT IS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU DONT FUCKING CARE TO TRY

[soft crest]

you dont care about our input is all

[sour totem]

SO YES YOU DONT CARE

[jagged sun]

You could of made 3 burgers now

[sour totem]

ACCEPT IT

[jagged sun]

Well

[drifting dock]

cares abt the burger at least

[jagged sun]

You could of made more

But if you did them individually

You could of made 3

[feral bone]

burger 🤤

[regal stag]

i just want to be able to know i'm doing it right

[soft crest]

yummm

[feral bone]

yo dom put the meat on the pan

[regal stag]

i never cook without supervision man

[soft crest]

I have some ground beef I could make some rn

[jagged sun]

What part of 5 minutes each side aren't we getting

[sour totem]

I'm going to lose my fucking mind

[regal stag]

i don't know if that applies to my burger specifically

[sour totem]

Bro do I need to join a vc and hold your hand for you to cook Dom?

[soft crest]

jade your cortisol

[sour totem]

IT DOES

ITS MEAT

[soft crest]

watch out

[sour totem]

ITS ALL THR FUCKING SAME

[jagged sun]

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL BURGER?

[sour totem]

ITS JUST MEAT

[drifting dock]

is ur burger like alien meat?

[sour totem]

ITS JUST FUCKING BEEF DUDE

[feral bone]

spiking hard!

[visual bronze]

🤣🤣🤣

sorry jade

[sour totem]

IM LOSING IT

[regal stag]

it's frozen and like it could be different thickness

[feral bone]

chill jade

[jagged sun]

DID YOU GET UR BURGER FROM THE "WONT COOK STORE"

[visual bronze]

ts cracks me up

[regal stag]

doesn't that change how long?

[drifting dock]

jade falling for the not existing rage bait

[feral bone]

dont get ragebaited by this kid

[visual bronze]

MY MEAT DIFFERENT

wait

[drifting dock]

Defrost it??

[visual bronze]

NO DON’T GIF THAT

[jagged sun]

DEFROST THE FUCKING MEAT FIRST YOU SPECIMEN

[drifting dock]

you don't cook frozen shit right out the fridge

[regal stag]

i mean like
what if that jut changes how long the burger cooks

it's just confusing man

[sour totem]

Eyeball the thickness and if istg you say "I don't know how to tell how thick it is!!!"

[regal stag]

everything

[feral bone]

dom exudes that aura

[sour totem]

Frozen wise yeah just give it another minute or so

[supple summit]

*why aim train when you can aim for high waves in pokerogue 🙏 *

[sour totem]

But honestly it could already be precooked frozen type shi

[drifting dock]

you have to defrost stuff before u cook it u can't just cook it when it's still like an ice cube

[sour totem]

In that case you're just heating it up

[soft crest]

I saw wawe typing 🤣

[drifting dock]

My g

[sour totem]

I'd have to see it to know

[feral bone]

"its about this thick"

[visual bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-sackboy-clank-5-gif-17994915321701273254

[regal stag]

definitely not precooked

[visual bronze]

for this

[regal stag]

it's literally red

[jagged sun]

I was goated at this game

[drifting dock]

goat shit

[royal sluice]

it says on the packaging "cooking instructions" just follow those

[supple summit]

run is pre solid so far.
i cooked myself though

[drifting dock]

but I'm scared

[feral bone]

im terrified

[supple summit]

wasted masterball on zekrem when i couldve used for eternatus

[jagged sun]

What if that's big beef lying to him

[supple summit]

so now i have to hope i get another within 99 waves

[jagged sun]

Making him undercook his burger

[royal sluice]

if it doesn't say "from frozen" you defrost it

[drifting dock]

u will fs

[jagged sun]

That's a special play

[supple summit]

i mean my mate tried pokerogue for the first time last night and got leftovers in 5 waves

ive gone through atleast 1000 without em

💀

[regal stag]

this is making me laugh i'm gonna be honest

[sour totem]

You see here my ass wouldn't care and just cook it anyways

[lunar dove]

@royal sluice could u help me on my polarized hell, im tryna get it fuschia

[regal stag]

but genuinely i'm just scared :(

[sour totem]

Shut up

[feral bone]

how long has been whining abt beef @sour totem

[royal sluice]

send vod in advice

[sour totem]

Fucking read the packaging

[supple summit]

but its 4am

[royal sluice]

this channel too cluttered

[supple summit]

i am off to sleep for 2 hours before work

[drifting dock]

@sour totem stay mad

[sour totem]

I genuinely think almost an hour

[drifting dock]

😭 😭 😭

[lunar dove]

ok lemme record

[drifting dock]

anyone got a burger cooking vod?

[feral bone]

LOL he could have made so many burgers by then

[supple summit]

@ if mr beast shows up

[regal stag]

i wanted to start cooking 1:20 am i think

[visual bronze]

oh hell naw don’t make him read

[regal stag]

been 40m roughly

[supple summit]

gn lads

[drifting dock]

I gotchu gng WE are winning that 1m dolla

[supple summit]

🙏

[feral bone]

wyd if the real mrbeast shows up

[fiery flume]

hello it is me, mr breast

[supple summit]

prob still sleeping

[drifting dock]

OMG MR BREAST

[supple summit]

dudes actually a pos behind the scenes

[drifting dock]

he seems like a lizard bro

like mark zuckerberg

[fiery flume]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[supple summit]

anyways im stalling i really need to sleep

gn

[drifting dock]

byebye

[feral bone]

gn

[sour totem]

One day Dom will finally be banned

N the server will truly have peace

[jagged sun]

.

It's been over a hour.

Over a fucking hour.

[drifting dock]

it's burger time guys lockin

[jagged sun]

With him and this burger

[drifting dock]

I'm gonna show this to my McDonald's manager and ask him to raise my pay for flipping burgers

[sour totem]

Real shit

[floral spindle]

Sleep well

[jagged sun]

Clearly it's for advanced humans

[stuck drum]

Can I have a dollar

[sour totem]

Lot of effort goes into this apparently

[drifting dock]

I took a course to do ts bro

don't play w me

[floral spindle]

Can I get a hundred plz

[sour totem]

Can you share the course with Dom?

[jagged sun]

Hold on mason you never mentioned you were a professional burger maker

[drifting dock]

just put a buck in my cup

and I will shut the f-

[jagged sun]

@regal stag listen to this guy he makes burgers for a living

[drifting dock]

idk if he's qualified enough for it

this is an advanced course

[drifting dock]

I can make chicken burgers too btw

[wanton thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1492761174926688376/Timeline_1.gif

[drifting dock]

had to take a seperate course for that

[sour totem]

You know what I wonder

What will Dom do?

When all of this server finally has him blocked

Will he find a new one?

[feral bone]

prob smth bad ngl

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-chef-pee-pee-luther-burger-donut-burger-cooking-gif-16596575270842129637

[drifting dock]

me asf

[feral bone]

or that

he just migrates

[quiet widget]

ive seen news how some ppl cant even cook basic shit nowadays, always wondered who tf those people are

now ik

[sour totem]

I genuinely don't know who to blame tbh

[drifting dock]

anyone u guys know this puppet guy

[sour totem]

Dom for being a bitch

[drifting dock]

The videos are kinda funny ngl

[sour totem]

Or his parents for not teaching him basic cooking ability

I think I'm more mad at dom

[drifting dock]

I think making a burger is a YouTube tutorial-able thing

don't blame parents for that 😭

[sour totem]

Nah like

If you're 16 year old child

Is so afraid to cook without you being there standing over them?

You failed as a parent low-key no?

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chef-chef-fire-greaase-fire-grease-fire-gif-15735031201911996574

I be like this sometimes to ngl

even if I know how to cook

But it's ok I'm somewhat of a firefighter myself

[sour totem]

Idk maybe I'm a just I don't give a shit type of person

I just be trying shit out

[drifting dock]

yea

[rancid cypress]

is this tuff or what

[drifting dock]

we just deal with it

[sour totem]

Like I made pumpkin bread a couple weeks back

Didn't know how

[jagged sun]

That sounds disgusting

[sour totem]

Followed a tutorial

Turned out quite good

[drifting dock]

shi yall ever tried making banana bread

[sour totem]

Nah not yet

[feral bone]

yeah they dont care abt him

it seems

[drifting dock]

it's aight pumpkin don't rl taste like nothing

[sour totem]

Have you ever had any

If not then shut the trap

[drifting dock]

Will not tolerate pumpkin slander

[sour totem]

Golden rule is don't shit on something you ain't tried

[soft crest]

ive been training reactive tracking for 3 hours and ive pushed my score from 2342 to 2359 😝

[sour totem]

Unless it's like

[jagged sun]

Fair enough

[sour totem]

Actually disgusting

[drifting dock]

My typa improvement pace

[sour totem]

Then shit on it but like that's rare

[jagged sun]

I don't really enjoy bread though

[drifting dock]

pink sauce?

[jagged sun]

Pink sauce sounds nice

[soft crest]

ive been practicing and its also lowkey getting offset by the sleepyness

[sour totem]

Nah I mean like

[jagged sun]

Isn't it just mayo and ketchup

[soft crest]

it is 4:15 am 😭

[sour totem]

Deep fried oreo type shit

[jagged sun]

Mmm

That sounds nice

[drifting dock]

Finally someone gets it bro

it's just a simple mix

[sour totem]

Okay you're just weird NVM

[jagged sun]

I always see it in town

[drifting dock]

jade u broke ur own rule

[jagged sun]

Fried stuff= nice

Oreo = nice

So sounds nice to me

[drifting dock]

Ok idk ab the fried oreo

[feral bone]

oreo 🤤

[sour totem]

Don't we already know that two positives don't always make something better

[drifting dock]

what yall kno about fried broccoli??

swear it's actually good

[meager meteor]

5 per hour is pretty good.... imagine you did that for 1000 hours you could get to 7000 😊

[feral bone]

first person to utter that sentence

[drifting dock]

it's not bad I swear

I fried pumpkins too

I be frying anything tbh

[sour totem]

You know what I'm craving rn for some reason

Ham and cheese hot pocket

[drifting dock]

nah yall fried bananas b4?

[feral bone]

is this tuff in malaysia?

[drifting dock]

those are peak too

[drifting dock]

nah malaysia got good eats bro

[sour totem]

Y'all have ice cream on your pizza before?

[drifting dock]

we creative

[drifting dock]

fries with icecream ahh combo

but no

[polar pivot]

Its not that bad

If

You dip

But

[feral bone]

no

[polar pivot]

On top of it

No

[sour totem]

Nah I just threw it on top