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holy joey improvement i thought you were still gold
nah thats my evil twin
Asking if i voice act
do you voice act?
yeah but shes even better than men
I actually do though
LIES
AHAHHAHAHAA
but that's besides the point
salzi i have known you for a long time
YOU SPEAK LIES
thats why.
This is like top 5 best copypastas
please start meeting women.
@fiery flume hi
fair enough
@rose night hi
kkkkkkkkkkk
i saw the ascendant adventures.
I live with one
Not that simple its like getting celestial on vt
this is why congratulations is in order.
Your mother doesnt count
Inspirational times
Does anyone do Viscose Benchmarks here?
yeah but yours does
truly the peak of aim training.
Did I say she doesnt?
all day every day
kvk and salzi together....
aimlab.
yeah.
kovaaks.
Dragod has me blocked 😔
dude ive got some killer swamp nut right now
Never interacted with him
Does it matter?
So you tell me 😔
get her on the kvks grind
drag0d gotta be one of the most unknown good players
real
Tell me more
?????????????????????
can you explain to me what "complete" is? my scores are all in Fox or higher and it says "Penguin Complete" even though nothing is in Penguin
prob stole his egirl

@idle kelp
post your sheet
80F degrees today and i worked outside 😭
bro me playing Celeste didn't end well
Yeah no
i think I'm handicapped
how bad we saying lmao
I need m1 hold characters
dude can youspare 1 more bitcoin
its a learning thing
how much is ur gas price g
I will have her stay as far away from this community as possible
i spent all the money you gave
its worth it in the long run i swear.
dw !
a dude ik in eu said his gas $11
Ye done bro
💀
You seem like you don't have the mechs to play her
my country is running out of gas!!!
expensive
oracle shit talking another oracle🔥
😭
You too
should i go back to grinding vt regularly
hey im in the big leagues.
You only play what goober plays.....
eternus soon.
like yeah ok bro
yeah its over
6/12 bad i think
stupid fucking war cooking my country
ggs ive seen worse
ohh so where did you get that from? the intro section doesnt have that. Am i in the wrong spot?
ive had worse games
can you boost me to e6 in deadlock
given our gas is still more
Post a link to your evxl sheet
than it was prior to this
our gas is going up and our gas stations are shutting down
it feels so fucking horrible saying gas
we legit will have to here
iss petrol innit?
oh my god
Only if girl
I just found code from 2024
lol u guys run on gas in 2026
petrol and diesel yea
im gonna throw up
i play aim trainers. i dont run at all
Time for some peaklock actually
bor is like 300 cad to fill diesel truck
and our gas is like 1.40 cad
i feel bad for that dude who said its 11 🤣
11 is insane
i get enough of it at my job, hence the aformentioned "swamp nuts"
im so washed at deadlock its insane
Whats the point of having good aim if you cant chase them down when they run
ohh i just click there tyvm! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1smpK2yOMBvXAKSK1emMStEOknZHE5OqXpl9m0vxGOuw/edit?usp=sharing
goodbye gloves 
fortunately its way better not having a car here then it would be in like america
noooo
yeah
600usd
@next copper u fw my new combo
that is drip
show ingame ss
i only fw m9
i will load up just for this
rip m9 vanilla + nocts
cs is weird with screenshots tho
I don't have access to view this. DM me a screenshot or send me your steam ID and I can pull it up
no "walkable cities" mr european? then explain how there are so many homeless people walking in my city right now
looks pretty walkable to me

i love m9s animation
try again but ill dm you
Whisphere is the devil
it is clean but i just prefer kara
and with the amphibious gloves
its too clean
i barely play cs
print("hello")
fair
@idle kelp du hast bobux
worse
if press f1
activate aimbot
print aimbot activated
neat combo
clean as hell with my ak too
and it surely goes up in price right
W spelling on community map
or the classic "script1.py", "script2.py", "script3.py"
truly inspirational naming schemes
im na
Canadian
🍁
im sorry brother i wasn't familiar with your game
HEY we're fent walkers over here too!
i'll bet you even have those strips that are just a bunch of fast food restaurants and gas stations!
I wonder at what point will canada and america lowkey just look the same
i want u to code a ps3 emulator from scratch
shits too clean
if you ask me they already do lmao
they already do
bro people tryna separate where i live
lmao
yeah theres like 100k signatures for that right \
no mony
traitors.
since its public 🤣
when will america and canada fuse together to become the NWO
idk why people even think signatures will help us separate
they got like no clue
who let u get that role bro
shut up unc
🤫
israel rank
"Alberta separatists claim to have collected over 177,732 signatures required to trigger a constitutional referendum"
@agile lily we saw that shi bro 💀
haha get deleted
viet
does it bounce
yes
don't worry we will become one big happy family some day, petting mooses and drinking maple syrup while speaking both spanish and french at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
ur meat is small
do you want to see my meat
little butter on the pan
they think us being apart of america would be better btw
butter on pan heat it up then put bun
actually cooked
i like this way
how r u celestial
?????
they want it to be a new country i think
u havent touched the stove once in ur life bub
if that happens
fuck you hating ass
no g
CANADA 2 WHEN
let me larp in peace.
im joinging the military to annex you guys
What catagory could you grind the most hrs in a day without too much arm/wrist issues
then quebec is next
this is actually easy
with fire g
Rest
hello snow.
Static
he no want help me
I just was gm man lol
Or control
Static is for the birds
People don’t like static because it exposes their shit mouse control
just boring
I'm master in static but man it takes some hours to improve it
s-cream
Cluster farming gives so much dopamine
double dose of cream
Never too much
clusters do give a dopamine hit for sure
Fellas is it gay to only train tracking
Straightest thing ya can do
Why are we using mouse in excel
the opposite
Clicking is so beta
yes play dynamic
Alexander the Great once said static clicking is gay
This checks out
aimbeast static clears unfortunately
Tracking is literally the epitome of the femboy pipeline
have u seen hauntr bro
I’m gonna guess it’s some tracking main whose 300lbs lean
300lbs is crazy im not giving him that.
have you heard of cloverisl? guy is a fucking tank and would rip you in two
dont joke about stuff like this
Clover was good at everything tho
He was like #1 static too iirc
so are p much all tracking mains ngl
not even close to #1 static
he was good at other cats
not THAT good
it was number 1 something
Tracking daughter or static son
he was #1 on reactive and precise scens
I'm 6'4 220lbs lean 🙁 can i still be a femboy?
nothing else really
2d son
Play the entire jade palace benchmark 3 times and the estrogen will start rolling in
Static son honestly
People are amazing at both and switch their sens all the time
i mean its a diff sens because diff resolutions but no
muscle memory is fake!!!
yea ig
I would absolutely smash a donut down my throat right now
only 4 more targets for astra..
real.
fr
God damn
God damn
lowkey taking a break from valo and trying to play cs
i been playing cs a lot recently its p fun when ur in nooby ranks
yea it is
and dont have to try too hard
you play premier or faceit
Just play music and dm its a vibe
turning to the light
Until you get reported and put in hacker lobby’s 😭
i was playing cs before i started valo a bit
Cs is way more satisfiying than val but its hit register kinda sucks
but valo is better for me
true true
yeah went to the dark side
only deagle feels bad for hitreg for me ngl
Valorant just a little bit more crispy
valo is just piss easy compared i feel like
valorant the same as cs but w anime characters imo
but val has way less cheaters which is always nice
Deagle is just genuenly ass it just misses everything
My deagle feels great yall just can’t counter strafe
user issue..
I fear in high elo a lot of people cheat
i have 90% counter strafe idk it just feels very hit or miss
I have moments where i snipe people in mid and then it just starts shooting blanks
yea i guess im just noob
1.4 kd rad in my friends lobby nuking everyone
ggs
thats because u can hold both movement keys to stop instantly
its just easier
should a geek still have its flavor a week after hitting 0 juice
nasty w/l lmfao
You smoking straight coil bro 😭
yea thats cooked
spoken like a true cs player
ts dont even taste burnt yet though
bro u gotta throw that shit away you are shortening your life
i should just get a new one atp
Them trace metals gone get ya 😔
cs way more toxic especially on european servers
a week after is egregious i admit
There was also an incident not too long ago where top 10 rad NA was cheating
yes bro
and i feel like in valo people communicate more
damn maybe its got worse since i last played/watched actively
do i go miami mint
that sounds awful bro
Even on level 6 faceit people comm
get some fruity shit🔥
Banana ice
even in level 5 ive never had a team not full comm ngl
best 2 weeks but lowkey a boring flavor
People care about winning ig
Its a monkey habitat, not really toxic people are just kinda dumb
shit sounds delectable
2 weeks for a disposable is crazy
Maybe in high elo people get tilted or have ego or whatever so they don’t comm
if only they commed in english..
That’s how it feels in val atleast
Russian podcast🔥
i mean i think if ur going on faceit when prem is out and ur low elo u probably want to improve
if only..
anything over 2 weeks and youre just prepping for the apocalypse
tazed typing everyone shush
taking rips once in a blue moon
when im english and on 5 ping to london servver and i have 4 russians
i hate inferno bro
i was in a 1v5 earlier about zcn🔥
im polish so i kinda understand russians not that bad for me
i just shout random shit in russian
i find that hilarious actually
Did zcn get confirmed cheater btw
no
me and saokoh ordered pd170 from pulsar website, from the global shop
I had a russian kid spamming “i just fucking destroyed them” the whole game while he had 0 kills for the first half
he ordered on 3rd in the evening
i pretty much just said he should show proof publicly that hes not cheating if people arent replying then got flamed and called shit🔥
nah thats tough
i ordered on 4th in the evening or even at 5th in the early morning
they cancelled this mf's order
not mine

thinking about just converting to zyns
do NOT
perks of not living in the
snus is so much worse bro
"UNITED" kingdom
i swear this shits ass
this country is so shit rn
is he taking any measures even or no
ive had snus 1x and i swear that shit fucked me up lmfao
my first time i threw up nicely but the second time around it wasnt bad at all
LOL.
Don’t worry we’re gonna get another clown as prime minister and he’s totally gonna save us
We love never being able to get a house or over 40k a year job
no just saying hes legit and calling it a day after people stopped replying
first time is always insanity
idek if he's cheating or not, that's a part of the community i don't really engage in
yea i never had a second lmfao
for sure..
i dont think hes cheating
but hes not helping himself
Everyone vomits first time I’ve heard
but i do not want to get into it again
that's a lot of countries bar US
i definitely did
but literally second time around its nice as shit
but he cares idk man
probably healthier than the geek
thank god knife prices dropped a little
its nicotine straight into ur gums man
Luckily because I am a good little civilian I have not taken any form of addictive substance so I cant vouch
he should i think he's just lazy or something but either way
gut knife doppler phase 2 🔥
I tried dip when i was drunk before ever having a pouch
don't bother explaining it to me again
it might be 'healthier' but ur gums will be fucked
Actually took me out
i'll be lurking watching my show
probably better than metals in the lungs
Whats the gain from these things, the first time i tried it i didn’t feel anything, second time i tried it i was standin still frozen staring into nothingness, and third time i just got dizzy
on vacation rn
fair
You have to use an old fashioned pipe
i got no idea man
i was chill with zcn
its a weird situation
gotta get used to the buzz
fire
for funsies
actual screenshot from my penta bounce grandmaster run 😭 ts tooo easy
way stronger than a geek and the dosage is constant
gut knife my opinion changes on so much man
language
snow
relatable
i'll turn u into water
u are a fat american who sits at home all day trying to relive your glory days in fortnite chill
ayooo
yet i still outperform u in every aspect of life
sober up
gut knife gimmick needs to stop
its a cool knife ngl
snow hi
acting like i do drugs or some shit
Do people actually like gut knives
and cheap
shut up
its good for the price
tell joey to shut up
i have joey blocked
wow u didnt use the gif ❤️
i shall not
It looks like default T knife but fat
yo snow u heard
yea but dopplers are cheap
no, if you ask a toddler who hasnt been indoctrinated by sociopaths they will just say it looks like shit
if u want a cheap doppler thats probably best choice
tung tung tung sahur is in fortnite now
thats literally an innate human reaction to the gut knife
Idc about fortnite
you have to force yourself to like it
its has a nice pull out animation
i had a gut sapphire named saltphire
If you want a cheap Doppler get a skin changer
but tung tung sahur
Im onto singleplayer games
yea the pullout is also nice
like
i guess
guess
like wat
skin changers are weak, you gotta flex on others when they spectate
library pill
i mean its hard to flex w a gut knife
fortnite stw
but its better than nothing
yea
if i was a furry id say my culture is not your costume
sonic
re9
my friend is really into CC i sent him this
im going to pretend like i didnt see this msg
we shall see if he can handle it
only play it for the GOT mods
goat
regular ck3 is so boring
bowie is cool also
This is very accurate you need to only add hoi 4 on there too
might try hoi ngl
what single player game u playing
ur ass bud
Kohi the gooner strikes again
guaranteed its just ai and low quality game
???
truke
thats the craziest ego ive seen i wouldnt let that slide if i were u
idgaf tbh
the nonchalant gimmick.
atleast im not jade
miss the old days of hub games that took you through 30 questions just for it to be shit or not even work at all
?
Better not start this again
A fleet of gifs may be approaching
@fiery flume we know there's a very cool jade gif isnt there one
with a lot of ones that remembers old times
all u jades gotta stick together
You are
You just hide the rank so you don't get embarrassed
🥀
discovered im partially jade when playing new bench
im not jade
fall from grace
panchiko peak
i dont think it ever did 100 with helm
no comment
anything they comment they would die anyway back then
guys my show is almost over
and apparently new season is expected fuck knows when
(severance)
i cant get past 3324 in vt ground plz help somebody.
be smooth
deadass
👍 and readjust without adding too much tension
yo @kindred scarab send me that pack
what pack
no
gatekeeping
not cool dude
deadass?
yooo
my friend recommended me white lotus when i finish this, anyone watched that?
i never finished the boys idk why i watched most of it
i don’t watch shows i aim train
ye
hey is 103 fov in valorant benchmarks meant 103 for valorant settings? so i can use 90 for cs settings?
103 for ow idk if its diff scaling
and then one weekly
o shoot
Why did it get deleted
idk if its bad
bro
surely that cant be bad
so in any benchmark fov rule is for ow scaling?
yea
even if cheated he right with this one.
yeah viet cheats
true.
leaked
?
i believe it.
100m im doing it bro.
u stupid if u dont unless ur billionaire already
same
i am not
ur weird
on my soul bro
i get a bit overwhelmed by the visual clutter in rivals ts is kinda crazy
bro its 100m
i need to get back in the comp brain
so u would take it for 100m
im straight as fuck 100m is 100m
idc bout money like dat
100m is 100 m
100m zimbabwean
im not a luxurious kinda person but 100m
scam
be rich in 20 mins
deadass
who wouldn't
@solemn lava
few days of pain for 100m.
can u gift me a year of nitro
Why would u last 20 mins
fuck off
You can stay with your ass unfucked im getting that 100m
true
who wouldn't
im buying tickets to see kanye ill be poor.#
no, you are just a liar
ts giffable
where u sitting
hi guys
LMAO
be realistic
@idle kelp are you sleeping g
Yo tazed would u let me tap for 1 milly
i bet he says yes
yes
@next copper no g
This is financially responsible though
imma sell everything i own
@fiery flume gif it
and get in that tussy
nooooooooooooo
😈😈😈
@fiery flume
?
u barely could buy a new pc twin
ill sell my home
he rich
do it ill take a mill
thanks
do u want my home instead
We should figure out what ai would respond to this
Does anyone have a Claude subscription
good question
fuck an investment i want to buy cs skins.
ur not on to something
If you wait a couple of years
just use extended thinking
my home will be pretty expensive
Grok would probably do it
🤔
gemini?
I feel like Gemini wouldn’t
those cs skins will be too.
two grown men discussing which ai would take it up the ass
you were just begging for nitro
Excuse me im 15
u were on ur knees
im gonna ask grok
Also it’s for 100m
Is this for the same question
yeah
aa is fried dawg
1 mil im still doing that bro
sheeesh 3 big episodes
y'all should watch sneaky pete too btw
1 million is life changing here 100%
Yeah but they get to do it instead of take it this time
nah idk abt that
@kindred scarab
bro i would do it for less tbf
Check my profile bud
deadass
yeah that's still a lot of money
Let’s limit test here
Would you do it for 50k
Okay well
im saying
come back in an hour then
@kind glade
catch me at a rough time maybe.
50k is pocket change bro
bro
id never do that
🙏
if im doing that
maybe im a robot
if its 50k gbp.
holy speaks just like ai
Yeah
no diddy wanna crack you
50k is 50k.
isn’t this about receiving
if its for giving
Ask what if it got to do it instead of receive
LMAO
fuck give me nothing
?
?
?
real shit snow.
?
i see how youre moving
Some tazussy
lmk
can we pin this
boarito ahh reaction
I js asked generally
Ill pass
itd say the same thing
@atomic nebula gif
bro can i timeskip 5 days
?
I dont think i want to hear a brit making noise
i just wanna go home and click dots rn this vacation is over already
no
good boy
alright bro
bro
who said u aren't alr
who has an extension
Take it with pride man I just got gifed no shame in that
gg
that's gif-worthy
i have a reputation to uphold.
this is real though.
we dk like u that
we
who are u lil guppy
facts bro u live in the shadows of a dj
two two to my word
okay but
yo is my country chopped
I thought so too
same
si
Was it not taking it for 100m?
it is taking
for partaking in this
yeah
Why
wheres the orgiinal msg
dude u cant even drive
nah i fw him.
bro
i stand wit cyclone
it don’t matter
It’s all hypothetical
i cant drive to 😔
same
?
same
u guys arent doing the server justice
theyre all gonna thjnk we're bums now
ts lowkey a bad look
good
you a bum
No this is great I think I’ve said absolute bullshit more than I’ve talked about aim on this server
we ARE
real
im honest im a bum loser
bardoz gonna be mad if he sees this chat
type shit
oh fuck
we're all gonna get nuked
Why
snow is good boy for bardoz
nah me and bardoz are chill like that.
yo what
wsp snow
LMAO
im crying
why you diamond
imagine if this was real
i like diamond
it is
its a nice complete role
sonion
hey man
ill take the ban
after what i just spoke about.
😭
nah
.
?
last chance qualifier
do u see his response
u can us hop on ur new discord
LMFAO
the response was aura icl
funny as hell lmfao
yo wtfi ts real
he didnt give 2 fucks
LOOOL
?
yo what
I think that’s the most rational response tbh
what
snow u been mad different sincce u turned 18 bro
a nice fish fillet could hit right about now
he’s a freak
i turned 18 a year ago bro what
See now he thinks he’s above this shit he thinks he can say whatever he wants because he’s an adult
snow keeps getting clipped holy
u been mad different for a year twin.
i havent even said
bad things
i said worse when i was 15 here
do u remember the great clenching
u got a girl and started wilding
?
