#general
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I will grind some tomorrow
say wallahi
none taken australia is awesome
In what way
every way
every way
You sound so silly
ur jade
Cool birds I rly like ur birds
HAHAHAHAHAHA
so who sounds silly
fuck your friend logan
Ong
I’m not mean to my mom
Dog cunt
aye bro
Logan sounds like a loser
i thought australians loved their mums 😔
Isnt that just like insecure af?
we hate logan
australian lore ruined
</3
You guys are making me change my mind
imagine being mean to ur momma
ikr
Maybe Logan is the issue
no one likes logan!
chud move
maybe
Largan
no u just opened ur eyes to reality
Stupid accent
hey
Stupid sometimes
australian accents are funny af
No offense
sending my kangaroo over to hi five logan in the face rn
I’ll have you know mate
it makes any situation funny if you just have an australian guy there
It’s hot tho
real
I dont mind accents
I thought u typed smt real bad TT
everyonechill till they pull out a tarantula from they toilet
aussie accent sounds like a British one and American one combined
the snakes and spiders are the only thing putting me off australia
civilised australian
are australian snakes friendly?
I love snakes they are so cool
snakes are scary!
Legit
i cant stand spiders
Spiders get me good
no snakes are friendly. snakes are scary
Danger noodle :3
😔
I’d rather play static than see spiders
wb like these
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They are depends which one u wanna hug
GET THAT OFF MY SCREEN
mb
HAHAHAHAH
The spider I saw was like the size of my hand in the washroom
Legit made me sick to my stomach
yeahhhh.
huntsmen
probably
Idk how you folk put up with that
Ye spiders are no go
even if theres a spider in my room the size of an ant i cant relax until its gone
We have spiders here but nothing of that sort
neither do I since they took our guns
That shit belongs in a jungle
have u guys gotten sting by a bee before
Yea 🙁
ive never but im still scared of bees
i got one when i went to thailand
It’s so cold out here that we don’t get spiders
and had to go to the er
Not for a long time tho
lo
Wow
luckyyyy
How was Thailand
are ladyboys overrated or worth the hype?
this shit killed me hro
i swear i have beef with bees
Did you check under the hood
i got hit by 1 at school too
It’s true mate
None of that shit is cool spiders and all them other bugs
I’m good
im certain that a bee can beat me in a fight if it wanted to
the scariest thing about australia isn’t the spiders, it’s the meth heads
And Logan
the fact that u cant run away from it too
He does mad coke
😭
Bees are rly cool
realll
probably why he’s an asshole
just like out movementing me like a boss fight
coke will do that to you
Yeah it does that
i think so too but im also terrified of them, kinda like dogs i love dogs but they also scare me
Logan needs help from a pro and lexycotin for anger management
Probably
He’s a pretty bad gambling addict as well that’s how I met him
Poor fella
I used to do beekeeping with my grandpa ^^ no I take care of em for him from time to time
Ye no he needs help
are we jade yet
i started getting my honey locally and it was lifechanging
Not yet
wow the pieces are starting to come together
We will never be j*de
I think I may have committed stereotyping
You did
With the whole Aussie thing
you’re welcome to do that here in australia we’re multi cultured
So I’ve heard
Aussie that likes doing baggies and gambles…
Hard to blame you
hop on dotts
4
7
1
yes
is it true sydney has bad asian girls
nah I don’t hate anyone
doesnt australia have like more immigrants than actual australians
I’m not from sydney
😭
No don’t kohi TT
australians ARE immigrants
It’s true
i mean i think its nice to have lots of types of people tho
Bugga
@quiet widget hop on dotts
my country is like that too
In theory everyone is a migrant except Africans no ?
i hate it
Sassy the Sasquatch is in my top 3 from last night
a specific kind tho
where yu at
With Ali a and Steve Irwin
No kohi don’t
minneapolis
and now they’re the immigrants 
As a eu resident if I speak im in big trouble
we should probably be careful
my country is like reverse of this lol
yea might gotta get rid of tha
can’t slip
what message?
no clue
i didnt see any message
That’s the spirit
must’ve been the wind
must of been the wind
sending that then following up w a gif of an evil pedophile is crazy brain wave activity
the hell goes on in ur noggin
No more geopolitical talk TT
Another night in my chud life 5:20 am in vt gen
but bcus my country has like so many races tgt we have hella holidays
W
it’s just my most recent gif
most people on the internet are very desensitised
in case you couldn’t already see
Basketball for life
my voltaic job is reminding people theyre weird
u dont have to
Also if u aren’t American no one rly cares about that clause
we know
like the bad weird

oh nvm
americans are too woke
it’s a little sad
hello everyone
The burner account
PRESENT DAY!
I’m woke I just don’t press people over it
PRESENT TIME!
im asleep
hello gorgeous
Keep eeping ^^
always eepy
Guys got discord web open committed to the larp
Sameeee
larping a girlfriend he live with
I have to larp
what a committed larper
That’s what you think mate
I see through lies like it’s glass
@grok
decided to put on fetty wap to see if i could magically lock in and shi didnt work at all
Everyday is the same shit
but at least im vibin now
I have 3 hands
Eat
Nothing ever happens
it me
But then u get to hang with us and stuff
Yes
do you kovaaks at work
what you do
I take care of my mom full time
My girlfriend lives on the other side of the world it makes me sick
i did already
FML
Coaching and help people with cars
What to buy or how to build XYZ
can you coach my car
Why kohi whyyyyyyy 
Okay I should specify
@fallen slate this is my main… @rotund perch
AIM COACHING AND MOTORIZED VEHICLE CONSULTING
@solemn lava https://youtu.be/PCy1m1-pnkM?is=jrJHeFzuMx-LyDYc
im not even kidding this is the greatest intro ive ever fucking heard im tweaking
And you are my main
i think you should get your gf into aim training and then she’s gonna become better than you because the estrogen
Should I hop on dots….
AIM CONSULTING AND MOTORIZED VEHICLE COACHING
bee cat!
I can try
Rip Kanye
I will have to start so I become better at Elden ring
try finger
Wait This is tech
Bc
that will do it
I can coach you both at the same time
can you coach me on going outside to go to the doctor
W argument
we could both be on dotts @honest quail
how cute would that be..
this got abolished in the 18th century 😔
Rule of thumb
im already master comp
I’m in bedddddd
😭
If you have more than two kids ONE OF THEM is going to be physically incapable of doing anything complex (kovvaks)
I was explaining to her what ts meant and she said ‘I love tangy sauce’
Shoutout Abe linc
my children will absolutely be forced to play kovaaks from the age of 4
BROTHER
Go show him some love
I got mine to play PGTI and
love gets unlocked at celestial
She just blurted it out " IT REMINDS ME OF US" right in front of my mom
LNFAO
Pineapple did I ever tell u how much I love mossad ?
Shit is not ok here
@lusty oasis yo make room for me shawty s'll vous plait
WE ARE ALL GONNA SELECTIVE REPRODUCE TO MAKE THE BEST AIMER KID WE CAN
You should probably go to a doctor
+7000 score in your next scen
Thank u pookie
is that the method!!?!
me beo
HAHAHAHAHA
The big yahu approves of this message
pretty much but all the girls are gonna be scared of you because your aura is too much for them so it just never happens
mines not scared of me
I think..
😎
if he find someway to clone himself with his dna
well are you celestial
No cause the kid is going to hate kovaaks
@rotund perch blink 3 times if you need help
Jade by choice
certain sacrifices will get you to celestial but i don’t know if your ready to take them

apparently im the same type of asian as matty
I’m not taking the estrogen
This is a wink so it's more like, I need help but I want to stay here for a little while actually
if he spawns into a world where hes literally the best at something i doubt he would hate that thing
Bro got the buff
well arnt you lucky
you’re very good at reading people
Who knows
remember that i was your day 1 🥺
and become addicted to adderall
I got the white nerf
jokes on you I’m already on vyvanse
Pressured to do the same thing every single day then he burns out
me too it’s over
id neva foget
This is why d4c is my favorite JoJo stand
Same but it lowkey got patched for me
Now I’m just addicted to nothing
develop binge eating disorder theyll give you 70mg x3
it always works better when you take more at once
ill go watch a mattyow vod to activate my asian aiming genes
I’m on 40
brb
not really there are lots of athletes who started really young and like pretty much every top chess player has and they never really got tired of it
been on it for years
wow what a big jump in rank so fast i must be a matty descendant
never gone up
I have a presentation today
Bro the first day taking it was actually life changing
real
I wish My doctor would give me 50
We agreed on it but
Just never got there
I have accidentally taken 2 before
Because sometimes I just don't eat 🥀
Fax
my script got bricked when they switch me to generic addy xr
And then purposefully done it a few times as well
bro.
from Vyvanse
Which is fucked up because I already had an eating disorder before I even got on them
holy fucking relatable
COMPLETELY HONEST
CAT!
i’ve never swallow a pill before
I HAVE DONE A VERY GOOD JOB AT EATING
Zzzzz
I would eat it.
insane amounts of aura
No jade?????
you’d eat my pussy?
💔
usually i sniff them
sorry i’ll get it when i can play again
You hate me
Keep grinding bro you got it
This is inappropriate
WHAT
im not your boyfriend
VAS

Oh I see how it is
What the fuck I walk in on
hi hello
sorry babe it’s just not like that
i like other guys
im a young ho
freaky time
Anyway
I like this image
I'm pretty sure when I was looking for this gif I typed in " submissive man"
I do not like this image
Stole this picture clean off a guy in an instagram reels comment sections profile picture
Fuck Taco Bell chicken bro
Shit booty
yellow @humble goblet? nice
Piss
I will set you on fire
yea hes pisslow now
I dare you
BROTHER
WOA
LOL
Nice folk
why are we releasing the files in public
someone must’ve peed in your tampon @humble goblet
must’ve been the wind
can you send it again
he has the pass
i wasn’t looking
I say it too dw
he’ll belt me
he has the neighbor pass
damn it
LOL
dw
@idle kelp @floral spindle
🥷
That’s a regular Tuesday in my world
Was that tuff
what game?
Might be a random stupid question but given that were all in here spesificly to aim- i'm assuming that like the "average" %tile being around gold complete isnt actually representitive of your average standard fps player.
is there a good way to get a metric for a genuine "average" player across various games? Given that most people dont care enough to dive into aim training in the first place?
Holy words
:<
Yeah tell me about it
its just a question
masters
@grokai simplify
tv show
Computa
💔
Wow
Average in this context is going to be relatively low
is nerve damage worth it
Assuming a player learns The benchmark scenarios a little bit
aw
Difficult to know true average
Yep
To the point where they are not gate kept by not understanding what they're looking at
do u guys aim better hungry or full?
Gold is always the perfect average
Hungry
I had it before I started playing 😭
im gonna starve myself
I have nerve damage in my wrist and fingers/ arthritis
We're getting clos enow
A hungry wolf is the best hunter
you cant really answer this for any game tbh
did it become better or worse
did kovak make it better or worse
You gotta earn your din dins
great minds
well damn thats a nerf
I didnt realize that not holding click held me back on target switch scenarios
Gg no excuses for me then
and tracking
Definitely worse but better in different ways
did a new person just come in and not make themselves look restarted
id assume as much but is there a rough outlike? like 80%tile? given that the people that choose to commit to aim training are probably gonna be better? or smth.
i've had plenty of people try to get into aim training but get really upset when they can't even break the bottom 10% ish and they've been playing for years then give up.
tryna find out what i can to help encourage them :>
holy april fools
I’m putting this on my wall
nah literally cause when your full you are slow
so starve yourself
Nah I’m putting it in my bio
hungry while rewarding yourself with food for pbs and starving when underperforming
Yes.
On discord
I almost quit so many times 😭
why you wiggling them bitches bro
most people are gonna suck in their first scenario tries, just depends on what game they're coming from
strafing fingers
W movement
did you goon that hard in the shower your fingers started shaking
make an insensitive joke
But never give up bro 🙂↔️
fuck me
that is aura
streets are saying theres a new astra in town
😭
who that
so colorful
Bet
Oh my god
it’s me
im on a roll
Hell yeah twin
almost 727 :D
good stuff ruben
devTs 🙏🏽
who are you filth n*va
Wow I know that guy
big
i think azuma just needs ww5t vod
wow!
true prodigy
This is just how it is, the only time you see people start relatively decently is when they already have a base idea of what to do in the different aim types, like some apex players will be like Plat at best but they understand simple concepts like (knowing how people can move. But only react to when they move)
a cheater
Or val players understanding simple flick micro tech
anyone that is better than me is cheating btw
Most people don't do those things though they kind of just point and click
And that's why a lot of them get really low
so this whole community is full of cheaters
In kvk scenarios
All of us bro
especially you
idc go tell your boyfriend
@upper token is it hard reset
go eep
fair i get it, was just hoping thered be a way to tell so i could be like "oh dont worry i know your in the bottom 10% but thats actually equal to like the top %30 in apex because aimers are just cracked"
or smth lol
Stop flirting with me
Ugh i think 7.5
im not a lesbian stop talking to me
No reset mid szn
so i only go to like gold
i have a girlfriend
I’m not into that stuff sorry bro
you don’t wanna join my throuple 💔
nein
Yeah unfortunately there's not much you can say to be comforting other than just explaining to them how techniques work so they can understand that there is a path for them to get better vs just mindlessly playing whatever they are playing
improvement but its 1k score away from next ranky 😭
shut up
The M word is moving up
Thanks for the advice, genuinly <3
some of the other guys here are shitheads xD (respectfully) i appreciate you taking the time to help and answer
this argument falls apart when you take into consideration that there are high ranked aim trainer mains that get outaimed by players who dont train at all (like meeee)
Rude
My heart will not recover from this
oi i'm just saying, i asked whats average and someone said the top like 0.2%ile lol
hello vietnam
memers go brr
so i appreciate someone actually genuinly responding
tbh i so bummed out to when i found out im like bottom 10% like even worse than like gold (where most the ppl are at)
Gn yall
Where u been💔
the average in players that actually play voltaic is like masters
but im just gonna ignore that and stay consistent
tips for driftts?
i was being true
thats what i'm saying, i've tried to get people into aim training but they cant break the "i suck so theres no point" bc their in the bottom like 10-20%
the rank distrubutions say otherwise lol
if it helps my first scores are literally bottom 1%
Something like aim training is different than a game for example you shouldn’t look at it the same way
diamond feels more accurate
only like 5k people play i swear
less
We missed u auka been running wild u need to put him in place again
currently in a server with like 200k members x.x
i went to vacation so i dont have to deal with auka bro...
activity
top 1%*
Hope u enjoyed
the ragebait aint raging my man, gotta give you props for trying tho? 😭
vier back to master complete
no most of my first scores are way below iron
im like being serious
did anyone start iron or below
All of US newgens are doing viscose
Technically I was iron
Because of one score
LARP is over …
If that counts
how long did it take to get ur irons to like gold
im waiting for my j*de role to come in
yes we camped the entire time too
It took me around a week or two I believe
oh first scores yea
(really bad at it)
without some severe explination i'm not sure if i can belive your being genuine when you say the top %5 of aimers is "average"
average by the metric of being within the voltaic community
nono it makes sense
when you’re in chat, you will see lots of masters
Jade and up is big leagues
we are pisslow
High elo if I may
Thats chat, theres plenty of people, like me who just use voltaic to get better, take notes, ask questions and learn. Rather then casual discourse
And I did do some kovaaks routines for valorant but I’d say play the viscose benchmarks and focus on learning technique @sage tusk
but i get you Rei, ty for the explanation
Srry for the unsolicited advice
no its fine im not super new though 😭
for april fools a big event happened
the reason so much ppl are low because they grinding to skip jade and hit master directly
Ohhhhh I see
💔
you need to escape the green.
Is there a specific scenario that u need help getting to gold?
I could if I committed like an hour to clicking
The great jadening
Nah I’m coping
nonon im not gold i was just curious about starting points
I'm manifesting it
its ok man 😭
Ok I’m going to watch the office and sleep at the same time
oh bc the office makes you sleepy
got it
it will be done.
I do like trying to help ppl but yeah honestly you can’t really count my case since I already had fps experience
Nah I’m just a good multitasker
It was just driftts that held my rank back for a bit
the best way to fall asleep is by watching something
wtf
Cuz IDC
i just use my phone so i turn it off
when im half asleep
My brain doesn’t work like that
If I’m not perfectly still for long enough I don’t sleep
My brain doesn't work
you don’t like feel yourself actively falling asleep
Nah
damn
It’s instant
i can only sleep when im like that
If I think about it I can’t sleep
incoming astra level control tracker 🤖
i wish i could sleep whenever i only can sleep when im dead
gm chat
gm
We are Halfway through the week Chat & Happy April Fools Day
I’m not even jade lol it was April fools
I knew
Sinatraa but white
I’m not jade complete
So joke on you
Jokes
what role do u get for boosting the server?
my humble king sinatraa
what a beautiful sight of gravel you are
im gonna set off to make the most obscure j*de gif
HAHAHAHAHA
ik like some people use diff sens for diff types of scenarios but do u guys change grips tho?
do I have competition?
👀
being jade was the worst thing that ever happened to me
that 1 week made me go mental
🙂
I got my new job right around the time I hit jade
and I had to work in the office full time
for 6 months.
🙂
do you know what that does to a person
being stuck in jade
with like 1-2 hours to spare
AFTER WORK
FOR 6 MONTHS
i dont think i was really jade i was stuck in diamond for months and then went to master in like 2 weeks
must be nice
when is master becoming jade
it already is
masters is like the threshold rank
jade is the threshold to masters
masters is the threshold to advanced
Not vt
I just play stuff for fun on that benchmark app
Its fire
Idk who made that site
I only started trying for gm recently
what?
master is the middle child
Chat I hope You enjoy April Fools Day today for 1 night only
it’s the end point of inter? the step before advanced?
Remove
Snake
Pgt
Aether
And i play vt
??? 😭
Its fkn boring
dude pgt and snacktrack are the easiiest trackjng scens
snake track hate is valid
Ik
They are really boring tho
ground is kinda easy too
@wise veldt who is skand
ground is the most annoying one out of s5
maybe before advanced
yeah
still better then my aether
Can we add back air voltaic
that thing is Crazy
fuck aether
aether is free
in advanced?
ye
Yeah not in Advanced
aren’t you still in platinum
me when i lie
ragebait
yeah almost the same ngl
bro
must be free
im gm in aether. dont be hating
what a great time to use the new gif
good on you

heh
hahahaha
i got a jade score and i felt literal rage
the second is easiest it js moves 🔃 like that kinda
feel that hatred and dont even let yourself touch a jade score again
show us an aether advanced run nayub
and that a gm one
I just want to see him get rinsed
aether is free
show us
yeah before getting in Advanced
enlighten us bro
he could be celestial
req for gm shpuld be higher icl
same wwith pgt
master and gm req are t9o low
for pgt
for masters yes
for gm ehhh
the jump is pretty insane in difficulty
but the req could be higher
these are a lot of words with no run bro
wait no way this guy was larping about even making it to jade
and have no gm Score
frogtagon is too easy
smh bro.
No way u found his sheet😭
reikuro im cooking
ye ye tracking held me back the rest will be master today and then free gm on most ts and clicking
nayub do you just have a humiliation fetish
the worst thing about me is that my mind cant keep up with stuff like dyac it all looks the same to me so i cant use my infinite money to pay to win
be honest
rei 1v1 him
diff account bro
1141 is a diabolical score btw
rei wins 100% legit
ohio
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NAH THAT ONES INSANE
LNFAIII
I LOVE IT
mb im celestial comp on different acc
on target for 11 seconds
this reikuro dude acting like he isnt basically jade being master at 801 energy 🥀
to think all this can slide but i got mod dms from making a pingu missing the toilet pissing gif w gmc caption back in the day....
True nayub bait day
how is there a video of this? 😭

btw how many missing for Master comp
do the compare feature
reikuro the ai is not letting me make this one
Jade
pasu final boss
real
not even in nayublow on popcorn 🥀
Lower pgt just a bit bro
the val anti smurf update is so bad
Teach me static
i took soo long for pasu gm too it was insane
nah he’d win
real
all this aimtraining to be low elo in game 🥀
Aight nayub
oh
i have something for you nayub
Imagine playing anything other than vaaks 🥀
just keep moving the goal post man I’m not even breaking a sweat at this point
it me
idk if i should send this one bro
Nayub ur not on aukas lvl try harder
?
Yoo
saved
did you save it
thank god
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes
I DID SAVE IT
Make gif
ticket has been made lil pup its over
no
no proof
I’ll vouch for you vier
ive made 2 of the best jade gifs ever
Proof is in the pudding
bro if anything he should get a raise
must of been the wind
real
all these hardstuck master dudes
better then jade
🥀
ngl
ye bro i have like 30 hours on this game
But I mean you don’t know the feeling of jade as Diamond Mb
hey bro I didn’t say nuthin, I’m just posting the chart
if it bothers you, you could always go fix it
im actually dying creating these
it will be master end of week dw
theres too much
it’s addictive
good, I’m rooting for you
if i had 300 hours id be gm/nova not hardstuck master 😭
Bro his Score is almost my Position in the intermediate Leaderboaed 😭
im 660
aura
bro thinks he’s azuma
thinks hes me heh
grandpa be quiet .
who you talking to boy
don’t make me take your kovaaks away
still aether is free
I’m ungifting the game
"you can take away the kovaaks, but not the skills of an aimer" - mattyow
hope you’re happy.
sometimes i think of what could have been if i wasnt static handicapped
back to aimlabs
sure Buddy but not for you I guess
the Diamond Scores says it
alright
how have i never heard this wtf
bro i mean anyone can get nova in under 24 minutes
