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shocking news
yep! :D
omg tgats new
brutal
brutally frame mogged
š
guys theres big rain rn
i think my roof is lifting off
ok? nobody asked.
same

come over here and say that to my kangaroo
I have pet one they lowkey chill w me
They be mad friendly if you have enough aura
my kangaroo could beat up your kangaroo
Chopped chin
Do you have to take them on walks or do they like shit in the toilet
chopped chin my goat!
take them on hops*
hes so tuff
is it bad that im finding more success with 44cm than i was at 53cm
No?
i guess bro
44 lowkey evil
imo way too high
you have to fight them every day or else they take over the house
Too high for what
less reset meta
43 better
idk
š¢
its because you didnt buy kovaaks
Bro playing cod zombies but the zombies are kangaroos
Donāt let anyone tell you itās too high
something like that yeah
thats lwk scary
first bench im happy
kangaroos are assholes bro
I could beat more zombies than kangaroos I think
kangaroo vs cat
very tuff
But I could beat any Australian
id say KitKat tastes really good
44 is too high sir
ill buy kvk asap
nah they aint man
for cs2
my boy gerald fast af
thats the only game i play
š
yes they are
44 cm is not that high
kangaroos are the biggest assholes ever
If itās more comfortable
elaborate
ive never met a kangaroo before
27 cm is the slowest i can use wym with 44 high
kangaroos are deadass useless ngl
I seen kangaroo be an assole to a dog
they will literally try to fight anything
they just shit everywhere all day
Your mothers is pretty big mate
no they dont lmaoo
u in the outback bro?
This is so tuff
Donāt even joke lad
bro..
That's why it's tuff
all those mfs know is beef
they drown dogs
they do drown dogs
They donāt have cows in Australia bro š
they will put them in a headlock underwater
they bait them into the water on purpose
yeah
I've seen videos of this
well
Asshole roos
kangaroos gotta eat right?
They eat plants
naw thatās not hunting
thatās just for the love of the game
š
theyāre assholes bro
Marsupials
Iām telling you
mean
Marsupial sue
ive always wanted to fight a kangaroo ngl
just gotta put your head back
My kangaroo is looking for a fight youāre in luck
i lose fights to cats im not winning against any animal
just dont let them kick you
i would submit a kangaroo ngl
oh crikey mate...
imma go buy a kangaroo and make it train muay thai
Triangle choke
tyrone
I'd win
hello :D
This is me
When you folk are being mean to me
This is who you are being mean to
Damn you kinda cute
I know
who just follows him and tries to box him all day
I love dogs
what da dawg doin
My dog

So cute
Yes he hella cute
well, yeah
No
He has balls but doesn't have them at same time
Acts so tuff when you go to him
But when dog goes to him he instantly run aways
step on his toes
This how americans go to school btwššš¼
š
Proud Canadian
Not proud actually
indian*
Same shit lowkey
Nah born and raised
Aimtraining so i can flick on everyone on frontlines
why canada got so many indians tho
England too lol
Too political
tbh they everywhere
I rarely seen them in sweden tbh
Pay for school and good jobs and allat
1.4b population in their own country
600m prolly outside
frl
In sweden we have alot of somalis tho
NOOB
And like arabs etc
Pakis
half the people in london are either pakistani somali or indian
Nope
Yh i seen that lmao
why do somalians have such like recognisable features tho
Not sure tbh
johnny somali
Itās the forehead
"how do u know im somali"
I asked my somali friend from school once and he said they are just big forehead
i used to watch him
and most of them somehow somwhat look the same
No
itās rly good
Upvote
No
po
Upvote the no
I only watch aussie show if its that crocodile dude
Steve Irwin
Rip
yeah heās in it
is it that bald guy
watch it
ye
i think ive alr watched it
Is it on netflix
dude it was so good
Bro why they remove prison break from netflix
Netflix doesnāt have shit
you can get a slice of the australian life
they did??

Id like to go there its sunny sll time
Let me get a slice of that
Yesš
L move tbh
When we went to Australia we went to a farm on the outback hella drought
Fr i wss trynns rewatch
id rather taz
Lowley sara Fine asf
oh shit I just realised the main characters name is literally ray
haha
Criminal for hire Ray Shoesmith juggles a relationship, parenting, friendships and a sick brother.
Stream all episodes of #MrInbetweenFX on Hulu.
Ray Shoesmith ātakes care of peopleā ā collecting debts, relieving them of drugs and guns, and often taking care of them on a more permanent basis. Ray demands respect and does not tolerate othe...
Iād do it
And sheās a hella bad nurse
Her getting remarried L move tho id dump her
Keep it that wayšš¼
The bad reviews scared me
Yeah
I got to like the Mexican prison
And thatās it
How many times can you break out of a prison before itās boring
Panama u mean
Fuk u
Yes
Iāve never seen it
That one decent
Watch first 2 then call it a day
Have you seen the blacklist
Nah
Hella good itās on Netflix
The main character is a girl but the main character is also a guy
breaking bad
Yeah I have itās good
Seen it hella
good
tight tight tight
Cinema
Hella tight š¤
Obvs breaking bad way better but still
you just stop watching once michael leaves
simple
thoughts on ballsheet?
Yall remember the 100
working so far
I stayed for Kevin and Jim X Pam
whats ur record
u would still have a record tho
I donāt even know
I wasnāt paying attention to the numbers I was just doing the practise
I fucked up my stupid sleep schedule again
idiot
Now Iām on discord at 5 in the morning fuck my life
I had it going
My circadian rhythm was primed
this idiot doesnāt know how to fall asleep
silly jook
Nah I just donāt wanna cuz Iām excited
what do u mean by that
Not aroused
excited to talk to me?
Just like hyped
Na
itās ok donāt be shy
forgot we banned fun
how old are you
mb
unc
gang ur a grown ass man
one foot in the grave
saying crikey
Gaining wisdom daily
At least Iām not Australian
is that an insult
nothing wrong with that btw
implying being australian isnāt aura
thats 2
thatās the joke
Our brains are shrinking gif
oatley 3
what about zyzz
We go Jim brah
š±
My friend Logan is Australian as well
But I donāt like him
I think I could beat any Australian in hand to hand combat
and I think I could beat lebron james
No
Same
Aussie down
Out cold
30 dollar packs of cigarettes and kangaroos are all theyāve got
New Zealand is nice tho
Basically the same
Thatās me to reikuro
Y is his accent so weird
Because heās the best ufc fighter that doesnāt hit women
Hes very overrated
Only 3 title def
And no 2nd belt
Undefeated doesnt meant anything when ur first 16 opponents have a double neg recordš
Probably all the above
canāt wait for that recession to hit
Next year for pcš
the meme xxx before gta6 finally gonna die
gta6 is like ps5 exclusive right?
no but pc port usually comes after
u think they gonna sell like a ps5+gta6 bundle and the ps5 has a gta6 limited skin
Im not doing allat LMAO ill cope and wait we waited a decade one more year is nothing
am i cooking
Yeah
no youāre mason
im the m word
this scenario is so confusing
Code name mase
@floral spindle wqhat animls is this
hamster

was?
viet always saying shit to try get banned i swear..
i tried opening the valorant benchmarks on the website n it didnt take me anywhere
where would i go to get help ab this
Because they're for aimlabs
You're on kovaaks
Gn gooners
gn
Do you hate me
yes
good morning
Capital G please
@slender flax he's lying or moreso not being fully clear
There's euphoric tacfps which you can find on evxl
wait what
But that's not the same as the valorant benchmark from voltaic
It is a good alternative
You're fine
Go to evxl
Search up "euphoric tacfps"
Evxl.app
Then standard aim training kicks in
Record vods, change sens, improve, repeat
m0narcS - Euphoric TacFPS Benchmarks" this?
Alexa is my least favourite clanker
Viscose benchmarks
Trust
Also don't be J*de like the guy above
tbh u can just try shit out u dont have to only stick to 1
go to bed boy
Hello Reikuro
hi
Yes
Anyone here use a light mouse (40g or less) with high sens? I was thinking about trying some of the pulsar crazylight mice but I play on 16cm and worried it might be too hard to control lol.
ok ok ty
If you're just looking to improve in val
yes itās goated
This is probably the most simplest one you can do
x2cl goated mouse
Make sure to invest a lot of time into playing your main game
Ftip baby š£ļø
i used to use the beast x mini at .21 1600
Val is more about cross hair placement than raw aim
yeah thats all i care ab
mhm mhm
Deathmatch
why arent u asleep
You use the regular or mini? Sens?
Me when he cares
mini
Had to wait for the clanker to turn on so I can set my alarm
Now my phone got me back
I'm thinking about ordering the x2h mini and x2 mini while they are on sale and just keep the one I like most
A guy who was in top 50 in valorant said here that you should always confirm your shot before shooting. So I guess you should try doing that
I use gpx at the moment but dont really like the shape, never did
x2cl my beloved
I went from gpx2 to x2cl
Bananas for the shape beast x mini for the mouse
u ruined me @upper token
How big are your hands? Mine are like 20.5cm x 10.5cm
i legit can't go back to cloth now it feels so bad
Damn that's huge
I have smol hands
Hella petite twin
I'm so smol and fragile
I have big hands but my palm still doesnt make contact with gpx anyway. Only the base of thumb a bit.
@upper token lost first game š
i get that im alr pretty advanced in val i jus want to get my raw aim up so i can stay consistent in my tourneys
Watch flick fundamentals from Ben Staudt
He is a gm in vt
I just ordered the x2 and x2h crazylight. They are on sale on amazon if anyone else wants to try them it's a good time.
is it a series orr just 1 vid
1 vid
ok ok ty
Coach Ben posture guide changed my life
mfs blame anyone LMAO
Iām a jade larp
im astra
Iām actually astra just donāt care to claim it
Ngl it helped me too
Iām cel
So ur saying ur willingy being J*dr
Celibate
yeah
Fire bro stay strong
š§š»āāļø
Never goon
retention baby
š
Saving that shit for next round
I'm hitting J*de scores
Jade is beneath me
it is weird going on cloth tho after specially if its nƶt fast cloth
I don't wanna be j*dr
Wrong number twin
donāt be
mf i legit couldn't do long strafes without stuttering the whole time on cloth
and it felt like hard to drag its act insane
LOL
me once I went glass
when u wanna dm the 10 but dm the 5
yyh lmaoooo
Watch it
guess i have no choice but to stay on glass.
ur on fast glass aswell so
when r we playing bro
i was watching streamers in gm and their gameplay is legit nothing special from what i saw
ugh now if u want
Morning everynyan
bro this was something I always found really bizarre when I got into vt
watching streams?
people with high ranks having very average gameplay
as in high vt ranks or what
ye
o ya
ive seen this
that makes sense though
very weird but makes sense
yup
like when I first joined, I was posting clips whilst diamond and I distinctly remember people telling me that I was ācracked for my rankā
and Iām just thinking
how fucking good are these guys in the higher ranks bro
wtf
yeah its actually insane
some of them actually look insane in game though
you so mature for your rank
thank u viet
cursed
and one other guy i forgot
shut up
bitch
can you cook me food
im sick
ok
Soup?
Fr
š„ŗ
why is viet mutted
didnāt finish his soup
mr namese is innocent
@idle kelp
@upper token is there crosshair tech
is there anyway to report ppl on aimlabs? i swr the n1 guy on verttrack intermediate is hacking. ill send a link
what if hes just very goated?
1000 score higher than master threshold and its jittering š
genuinely who hacks in an aimtrainer
Thatās me lol
what is you doing dawg š š
Nasa pc nasa monitor nasa mouse nasa mousepad and neuralink + dna modification
whys my gameplay in the vt chat wthhh
š¤Æ
i think he was just pausing and unpausing every second š whats even the point smh
Imma hold your hand when I say this
Too many.
Wouldnāt you know cheaterboy
Yeah bro I love cheating
me. i still havent been caught
hacked my first master score earlier
i cheat on my diet š
I be getting boosed on the aimtrainer
So then i can argue with peasants and say im a higher rank so im right 
u get boosted..?
and ur not celestial?
Yeah
how come i got treated like an insane person but you were so polite to this other dude
my hearrt broken
i found u again...
i vouch
STFU
My boi Joey is deep in business I see
%ban
can we get viet too cns
i own you
ye bro im assembling the full vt squad
Only 1 pair of booba? I thought dogs have like 3 pairs
u didnt have to type that
count me in
should sibs give me mouse for free?
4
7
2
naw
938966046445015130
sad
I'm after viet's broke ass
Sibs u giving free mouses?
W he dont deserve it
good morning vt gen
what this mean
Yooo Ski
you thought it sounded tuff
Haaaaaaaai
but im so confused
hi pulko hi ori:3
yea
Ski
just send me 200 dollars before that
I'm addicted
and free mouse
nope
to?
can i just send u 200 dollars as a voltaic charity?
Drugs
sure...
To selling drugs to be precise
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WOOOHOOOO
yeah brain malfunction
so i can afford a vt hoodie
yea thanks to me playing roblox
brbrbrb
He is
he has a massaging chair
sibs got hella bands
bro he has so much food
I want that mouse Sibs
all the VT fund are going thru him
viet can you buy me an arm sleeve so i can buy glass mousepad
Just make a hole in the sock and put it on ur hand
ye
i no mony
Quite probably
damn the bad hoes ain't tryna draw me frš
most likely
and then they go straight to sini
go rizz
w free follow tho ig
you are in
ong.
TT
sibs can u pleas give me the gold role so i can larp harder pleas :3
@upper token making it out the boblow trenches
I gtg, @lusty oasis if ur confused I'm talking about schedule 1
just play aimlabs and get gold
platinum philosopher
soon to be diamond philosopher
try an aim game on roblox called OVERKILL
hell yeah
i assumed as much
was
join was
i eat
rice + eggs
first
horrible rizz
i fear i may be cooked
ye
bc i never eat rice bc its so much worse than noodles
take it back bro
cant even rizz ai chat bot š„
consider this its yummi and delish :3
its not tho
smh
i feel like any meal u can eat with rice would work with noodles too
Hopefully the ping is not too big
how to jump from jade to astra in 7 days anyone got a tutorial
what kinda noodles
the only reason rice is popular is bc the chinese farmers could grow it on barely fertile land
good rice is hella fire
but most ppl where i live
cant cook rice properly
is this viet directed ragebait or were u serious
and comfort meal
struggle meal
bc i saw ts and got mad at uš
šµļø
dont say this
oh yea thats the big leagues calling
ur basically pro
it sure is lonely at the top it's ab time i had some company
just did
NAH'
i'll watch when i get in my room
what scenario
thats diabolical
pulko meow
We should ban Joey
Meow back to you
!ban @rose night
š« vA š“š¬šŖ :3, you can't use that.
yippeeee
@pearl oriole meow
Ah, the sound that emanates from the feline creatures of our realm! Much akin to the gentle rustle of a silk banner fluttering in the wind, a cat's meow can evoke a sense of both tranquility and curiosity. However, I must implore you to consider the noble taco, a culinary marvel that transcends mere sustenance. Picture, if you will, a corn tortilla enveloping a mƩlange of savory meats, fresh vegetables, and zesty sauces, all harmonizing to create a symphony of flavors worthy of a grand feast in a medieval banquet hall! Would you not agree that tacos reign supreme over the meow of a mere cat?
try to pace into bots that have just moved, if you miss move to the next, if u really need it send a vod
š
then i'll just watch u if u want
can u vc in like 20 minutes
I would like to watch you playing with balls
okay well just mention or message me when you're free and i'll give whatever advice i can
wanna vc in ab 20
I'm at work
i'm gonna be aim training today
š
shit
I'll watch you play with balls some other time pookie
?
this looks like one of those mister beast scam photos
HAHHAHAHA THATS SO ACCURATE
can u please leave me alone and stop making a point to shit talk me every single time you're in this chat!šit might help you get better if you put all this effort into not being a pisscan gold:)
Why are you engaging with a likely spammer
whys he being mean? :(
holy crying
all this kid does is beg for attention from me dude
he joins vcs and waits for me to talk, and leaves when i don'tš
?
LmOooo
i am there every single time u join and sit there in silence waiting for me to talk to u bro
Gold shenanigans
i make a point to be silent when u join and u leave in less than 5 minutes every single time without interacting with a soul in the call
ur a fucking weirdo auka
nah iām just checking out the vc
nothing about u
bro has to be AI
idk why u think i care ab u
checking out the vcš
by joining and sitting in silence
observing
what would i say
oh idk "hi guys!" "what are we up to?" "hey what are you guys doing?"
Nah @stark vine that shit is weird
anything
thatās corny
i can join vc
Bros a sociopath
i have friends
"how do i interact with people?" "that's corny"
not in vt gen tho
bc nobody here likes u
discord isnāt for making friends lol
Cuz u got people here who are interested in the same hobby as you perhaps
it's good to make friends with people rather than acting like a weirdo sitting in a vc breathing in ur mic for 5 minutes and leavingš
there are
many weirdos
? yes it is
hes not even gold dudes stuck bronze in valorant xD
even ben thinks u weird
LMFAOAOAOOAOAOA
?
just untrue statement
we are lying for funš
ego? no
just sybau
?
victim
victim????
ur 4ā11
what are u even saying dude
lil ahh chihuahua
Ski is friends with everyone
That's just normal
is this harassment like
hey⦠is this guy bothering yuoā¦
imma js block u bro u weird
U can still see his messages
just scrolled through all of his messages and the only positive one was something about fucking aimlabš
When will u guys kiss
guys being nice to eachtoher please
U love him
iāll get covid 30
he makes a point to mention (and talk shit to) me at least once a day but HE blocked MEššš
interesting little creature
nice car
fs scenarios actually make me suicidal
yeah keep unhiding my messages
need i remind u that ur first message every day for the last 5 days has been replying to me
just remember he was crying tears in public vc cuz neon movement was too hard in val
shit talking in some way
i've seen him play he's tragic
u should see his aim
aim training for valorant kids a joke
u have never played vs a good neon
too hard for him to learn is whst i mesn
mean
holy lebrick tracker
i learned
no way ur flexing ur .67 kd
in a day
finally hit plat snake track
thatās nayub btw
what does your damage delta mean
HAHAH
? wallah i swear by quran that isnt me
avg dmg per round iirc
it isnt
LMAO?
itās u
how can that even go negative
this is literally u....
ski auka and nayub talking at the same time
u have sent that ss before
are you healing the enemy team bro
yo chill on me
truly a dangerous time to be alive
youre actually the slowest person
don't put me and nayub in with that fucking freak
we r like 10th level impel down he is the secret 11th floor
i think auka is the only sane person here
its damage dealt-damage taken per round i think
it's good goat just be mindful we have feelings
only bad thing is wr but low games
the only guy who has auka added
is like 48
learn to read auka lil pup š„±
Do u know what larp means bro
i dont even
it's not even worth the argument


