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she dont even eat food she made
ong
smh!
thats what ur thinking of
It is
if im pred on apex can i get blitz tag?
U getting drafted for the next war off kovaaks benchmarks
have fun
sibs kock omgg...
i will win
Mästerkocken
That’s me
our drone pilot skills are gonna be crazy
ur what?
I think its a certain rank within it
Predator
kock
not cool man
how do i ensure my raiden never generates another microscopic crumb
He’s a predator
NEIN STEFAN NEINN
impossible
you dont
NIEN OLOF PALME
the raiden likes to eat chips when you’re not looking
gg
stupid mousepad
see
RIP:(
it’s eating chips
on god
Have you tried being clean and dustfree?
So science is an approximation simply because of a minuscule possibility that what we see doesn’t align with reality?🐥
you have to keep your eyes on the pad
oh
or else it will eat more chips
i don't keep it here when i eat bruh
maybe ur the chip
My dishes ain’t bad now… are they
I didn’t say that
indubitably
ur the snack

drop sources or ur fraud
if i'm the chip who wanna eat?
it came to me in a dream
gourmet
don't have them
😋
Haha hey
must be reikuro or above
I’m just a pretty pink princess
because it’s already 25 dollars
But are you sure about it not going on sale 🐥
Play valorant bro
It’s gonna be so fun
undertale
Exa
who has allergies rn
theres a non-zero chance it's actually already on sale and you just simply couldnt perceive it
If science ain’t real then explain why my muscle memory remembers
R/piracy exists
I think I’ll unlock cel comp soon
must be gold+ to see the sale
you got brains in your muscles
My goat follows me
aznoheu followed me last week bro...
follow me for +16pts
So not only are you a skeptic you’re also a panpsychist
We either next up or next down
Ggz
just pirate it
we are all going down in 2026
Oh my goodness gracious I need to get those brains out of there and put them in my head
about time

Truther
won't work for what i'm tryng to do
:(((
lowkey do i jus get tracking to diamond before moving onto switching
but… how will the muscle remember …
i already own a copy of the game
my friend doesn't
we want to play online muliplayer mod through hamachi
or do i go plat complete
you have to work hard for an @wise veldt follow I've heard
But you can’t be certain of this so might as well pirate 😭
keep everything balanced till advanced
tell thek to pirate it then
do tracking > switching > ||clicking||
you need celestial static for svt to be proud
Until he gets helpful hopefully
:))
tobias fox doesn't deserve this
yeah the serf method
clicking>switching>tracking
who cares bruh
toby
i pirated cuphead then later bought it
But you can’t be certain of this! He could be a closeted racist, transphobic, pedophile!
my aim too shit anyway I give up
luckily im not toby
@regal stag prove its not true
I lowkey just dont follow people anymore
give me the muscle brain then
so just pirate and try the online thingy with your friend
what am i to be proving here
I’m people now
if youre not an adult pirating is alright bro
is diamond-gold diff balance enough?
or moer balance
🎁
Ty Joey saved this gif for when I need it later 🙇♂️
ehh sure, just get the others to plat if u can
i pirate cause i dont feel like refunding a game if i dont like it
it’s fine u don’t have to keep everything balanced
cause i feel like if i get tracking to diamond, switching and clicking gonna be a lot easier to progress with
rather than doing plat complete
@granite ermine
static to celestial
everything else gold
3:1 type ratio
bruhhh
I’m fked
guys
ong
I found the aim potion setting
why did you ping me
Sho min broder
I KNOW
ez cel complete now
I’m playin with u
they should make a rank above celestial and call it gold complete
yurr
I had Gold Complete once
Damn
Dedication
Visste int ens att det va match
choke bar
its not even choke bar
turn it off and ez
its just a shit ass scen
sounds like a skill issue
it very much is
rx you are the devil for suggesting sqrt accuracy
:D
I want you to know that
No
was sqrt worse than normal
i forgor
better
only ppl that hate sqrt cant keep above a 94% accuracy if we being fr
Keep it pg
joey the goat
Needing like 96%+ accuracy on a 2 target speed static scenario
damn
is cancer
but they also want you to hit bare minimum 152 targets for astra
if u build the habit of not whiffing then it shouldnt be too bad
wasnt static supposed to be reload with s5.5
thats a lot of targets
blame the static onetricks not the ppl that made the bench
Would you rather have ww5t with sqrt
Both progressive reload
imo
or whatever you call it
its meant to be a precision based scen
raise the req a bit
1w2ts best
+4-6 targets for rank
yo
actually rx 1w2ts best
think i asked this the other day but i forgot... how long y'all been aim training for?
Next season
true, rx the emperor of china
6 years on off
for some reason the chinese players love your scenarios
good for you man
of Sweden and Japan
just started my journey and its been feeling graet
My goat
chat what we think about this
Because gf Japanese yes so I emperor of Sweden and Japan yeeees
I wanted to say that
But kinda had a thought about it
I was like nahhhh NUU mi mention girl
(his dellusions)
🤔
no
Pro surfer in chat
yeah i stopped reading after that
Aim training only helps if you're like Celestial one trick frfr no cappa
you are it really doesnt carry over to games like you would think and you obviously dont want to play it that much so dont
R u the guy with solara snake
svt
🙏
gimme 1w2ts sens
for like 2 days you are trying to figure out when you should stop so just dont play its fine bro
on 90 rn
I am playing 92 rn
nah
bro what
i know what to do 💀
also
wtf
it def translates to games lets not pretend like it doesnt. but its about the diminishing returns
DAMN
mouse control is mouse control
Sens inflation is real
yeah low sens meta rn
we live in a world where minigod plays the highest sens for static
at the top
Hello the guy I thought was hexings8
Try heavy mouse and mudpad
The times are in the matrix
my fav legit player
I play lighjt mouse mudpad
Brooooooo heavy mouse op for precision
Good 👍
but ive just been thinking out of the box and was like yo i never thought about pressing down onto my mousepad
so out of the box twin
Sometimes it might help but long run no bueno
Whats this server for i forgot why i joined
no cap hope you step on a lego
causes tension, and inconsistency
it took this guy less than 10 messages to get blocked that's crazy

speedrun block
crimes
wait nvm
thx pookie
Ok dud
i prolly joined to talk about games ig
how about you go to sleep
Rx the mob boss
yo
this old man beats 99 procent of man today btw
So not 100% man?
ew
i really need to figure out why my aim just doesn't go along with my movement in valorant
how to stop pain when playing dot ts
the moment i need to actually move i forget evertything there is about aim
genetics
blocked messages are having a conversation
True
@floral spindle chilled for like an hour and ate
I can only imagine what they’re talking about
Ayyy ur close
Where static
lemme help you then!
my best guessing game nowadays is guessing which one it is from this chat before i click the message
Sigh
Push pujshhhhh
my mouse feels so heavy bc of my dirty pad
bro i swear glass is gonna give me a huge buff
man maybe benchmarks troll. i should jus focus on game specific scenarios gg
jack of all trades a master of none
What bench
how to fix tension control
i hurt myself after 1 scene
i saw W
Let’s see how good they are
If I stick to my practice
I want to push #10
On that scene
Kinda somewhat focusing on it
Let’s see how long I can keep it for
Before burning out
only 32 online playlists??
yo wheres the r6 playlists
what the fuck
mfs got the finals over r6
You gotta download them
why can’t i hit my bench pbs
Yourself
or i’m washed
oh man
not everyone can upload
is there like a hub where people usually post playlists
just use codes
or on kovaaks.com
i gotta look up specific scenarios?
ye but i need to find those codes somewhere
Hi VT gen :3
hi
Playlists
But many aren’t helpful
And idk who makes r6 playlists
And how they differ from regular tacfps playlists
i see
isnt r6 mostly crosshair placement
yes
but micro adjustments very important so ye ig i work on those
also theres times in r6 since u can lean and shit, u can barely see their head, so i want to get good at hitting small objects
ig that jus falls into clicking
some of the quick peeks people do on r6 is outrageous
idk if the overhaul changed it but goddamn some guys peek like the flash
Cuisine
LETS GO just 10 mins for getting the last scenario to diamond wow
diamond complete now lets go 🙂
Nice
Is the steam version of modern warfare 2019 200gb like the battle net one?
MW2019 has a playeebase again
@floral spindle
@keen cloud the static scenarios was like 25 days for both and all other on just 7 days ty for the tips for static bc i think is the most difficult for me
Weee ur 1 position below me
It’s a technical category
And Vt s5 is graded about half a tier too hard imo
oh thats uu
YAaaaa
i can see top 10 doable
My girl calling her tjockis
Aka fat cat in Swedish
Yeaaaa
sometimes i say Skruf instead of Goat 🫣
hej
Hejjjjjjjj
🥀
46
Try 36-42
try 25
Im practice lower
Pen ink spilled on my zero soft, am I cooked ?
😭
Prolly
Idk if it’ll affect the pad
But it def will be stained best case scenario
So I pretty much have a 1 of 1 signature
I'm afraid of washing it and making it worse
yeah just bin it
itachi can u send me like $300
itachi would throw your ass in a genjustsu if you ever said this to him 😭
Bro it's 3 months old and it costed me a 100$ with shipping 😭😭😭
you must not know itachi bandz
you know its time to restart
hej (first time being swedish kinda nervous)
You learn the hard way
I only ever keep water near my pads
So if it spills it’s chill
what a scam
Yeah bro I'm just buying a glass pad next
Nah I just live in a shithole of a country
I'll try washing it it'll probably turn worse
I wish bro
just cut it off
Real it's xxl too
Nah glass is cooked
Cloth is fire
and buy a new one n sewit on
i keep these hoes loaded
why dont you wash his pad in your carwash g
STFU
noone told me static was so easy
Yes, Sir.
LMFAO bro why do you have this on stand-by bro
damn did he beat you
shh
you just work on stability for literally one run and then speed up for one run and its easy as fuck and yoiu just pb every other run
we dont talk about it
bro lost 8-0 in uno and started being a good boy
no fucking way bro
IT WAS BULLSHIT
vietity hows it feel to be celestial
thr same person bro
How you lose that many times
bro he changed the rules and i lost 8-0
LMAO GAPPED SO HARD
Holy noob
ask him!
in UNO
celestial is just astra with blue
Deadass
lets be real
HE CHANGED THE RULES
What a fucking loser
LOL???
THAT WAS GOOD RULE
youre only celestial? pfft you must not be that good!!
if the site shuffled better i would win
WHAT
🙏
Ok
what rule did he change
multiple cards
and pick up cards until you have 1
i just loaded into some bullshit and then he touched me
like you can put down multiple 3s
over and over again
example
Oh
draw to match on 1v1 kinda devious
YEAH
im down w that but the problem is
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
it randomly selects which of the colors is placed on top
HES JUST COPEMAXXING
😭
it should be same color up dammit
hes scared to rematch
im cooking 
yeah but 8 times in a row though
Weeee
man
guys if my pc is cooked do i just become an alcoholic gambling addict n hope to make money back to buy a new pc?
Smed link
hes so ahh
whats the score when you beat him the other day
4-2 prior to rule change
damn bro
ok thats bs rule
like 20-30
no multiple card
yappa yappa yappa
so bad
bully saliva boy 😔
Fk u
its ok i understand and i agree....
???
wtf???

put it in stupid terms 🙏 what rank is that
i dont even think 1w6t small has a benchmark
what
is that your cat,??!?,?!
no
no
oh :(
@floral spindle
i wanted hope okay
i threw a little at the end
shout out KAE
Top #10
how do yall kovaaks
look so clean
do you need sum mod download shit or can you do all js in the ui?
nah its hud
u change the colors and stuff
palettes
genuine nayub typing
imma try that scen and see what happens rn having to much fun on aim beast
bro went normal after he experienced auka
theres some people who’ve uploaded theirs to a website (i forgot) otherwise ask someone for theirs 🤷♂️ worst they can say is nuh uh
What if i post 4 pictures of vaporeon submerged in water?
why
i knew a girl once
with that name on valorant
nova aimer
banned for
things.
bro you cannot search this pokemon
without getting weird shit in images in 10 secs
I dont even know if I can send the copypasta without getting banned
Skruf
I'll just dm it to skruf bc he seemd curious
Show me #10
what
my brother is a pokemon gooner
Lb
oh
Guh???
Send the link boy
that's why it's a gooner pokemon
oh no
what did you send to bro @dim gale
what’s that one garden one
@dim gale go ahead and delete that for me champ
uh
didn't even have to read any further
brooo im cooking
you asked for it 
i have all silver score except for linear
ok bro
anyone got tips for vox target switch 2
@bold dock
i’m curious
im gonna let you explore it on your own for maximum traumatic experience
higher fov
😭
So smaller targets basically
Lowkey
He should be banned…
😭
you see more targets
okay
its a 180 scen
really
this shit sucks
no she’s cool
and gardevoir
gardevoir is eh
are there any playlists or benchmarks i can do to help my flicking technique
I've been doing benchmark focused training by voltaic
you can try thaat
okay
do i needa change my sens per scene
ive been doing clicking on my game sense
and trackjng on 44cm
because mousepad
if you want to
80cm
you wont usually be capped by sens though
80cm is good for val and cs2.
damn man
be water my friend
new spammer just dropped
how did you get blood on your type 99
LOL???
^
yeah i guess bro
Blood sweat and tears g
literally
idk if hydrogen peroxide
will break the pad
but thats how you get it out
of most fabrics
no
i clean pad with laundry detergent and water
@eternal pelican only put laughing emojis when youre not boblow thx pal
you can try that
always these low elo peeps in my dih
BRO
Lovely thanks
WHAT IN THE FUCK
genuinely looks goated
dilute the launddry detergent in water before adding it directly to the pad
just to be safe
and it doesnt have to be alot
That type99?
I don't have laundry detergent
aye man thats dedication right there
BRAHHHHH
Probably will use disdh soap
how d you]
wash your clothing
Ok
Pods
disdh soap fin etoo
Igu
only do 80cm cuz i need to move my arm relatively the same
got same score on 44 but i need to move less
bro wtf
WTF
Interferes with my aiming...
seek a bandage lol
Plus i thought the bleeding would stop eventually
why are you bleeding
period
trimmed his nails
I think he fucking missed
deriod
he might not be the best aimer
maybe he should try aimtraining with the clipper
It was a really tiny clip
Somehow a lot oif blood came out
I think its cuz i was moving my thumb awround a lot
idk about tiny bro thats a lot of blood
i was here
hopital
lemme know if i make it in the documentary
And it was also like getting abrased (if thast aa word) by the mousepad
Murder at the Type99
if hes still bleeding hours after the cut
i think mousepad is the least of his concerns 
My finger is ok
More worried about my beautiful matcha mousepad that I purchased this week... 💔
Bro get a wine colored pad next time
friction js opened it up again
dishwashing liquid would get rid of blood stains
and other bodily fluids
only got i a week ago
how we got 2 dudes
lay it in a bath of acid works well for cleaning blood
yeah bro
Thanks for the added info
Might clean off the rest of the pad too
hes cleaning a mousepad not covering up a crime
but yeah if you were to cover up a crime
dishwashing liquid wont cut it
The good ol' HCl
whos the first one wtf
some dude spilled pen ink
on his zero
now that
is cooked
luckily mine isnt as bad
what type of acid specificaally works best for blood
oh man
hydrochloric
thanks
im sure theyre learning smth
^^^
sure
HCl
skibifi
if thats the best answer
@floral spindle its cooked
h2o2 probably better
matty signed up for eA tourney
rip
how i expected ur set up to be ngl
but I guess he could get bad matchup
Reactive against and
Aod*
Bad run
BOOM
wc i guess
if leica plays too
aod is in too?
he did qual I think
A lot of players
hopefully they fix the stream lololol
Coming out of the woodshed
my setup too nice pal
If all i takes is 100€ to get them
Imma make my own for 200€
And pay piper to make some cute shit
Lol
where is ur laptop
hey bro, there’s a mousepad in your junk pile
ur crazy man i swear i cant drink that shi
@hard stump tick tock
Isn't that the intended effect?
Im sleepy…
for certain people with adhd it happens yeah
fr tho is this a case of sugar crash
Even if they do give a short burst the crash usually kills my energy levels anyway
Probs
I won't lie to you
Especially if you got a flavored one
it’s a mix of that and a few other things that can happen depending on the person
ok
i had poor sleep too
maybe tonight
just kill me pleasebro
super tf isn't playing tf
what's the point
“With caffeine specifically, blocking adenosine usually promotes wakefulness, but it does not override all biology equally. If someone has high sleep debt, a post-dose crash, anxiety relief after initial tension, or is using it in a way that exposes rebound, they can feel drowsy after the initial phase. Also, people vary a lot in how they metabolize caffeine and how sensitive they are to its effects, so the same dose can feel alerting to one person and flattening or fatiguing to another. Adenosine is a central sleep-regulating system, and caffeine’s wake effect depends on that broader context.”
dont drink energy drinks bro
i cant sleep at all
like when i fall sleep ill wake upp fast etc
Can i have a bite cutie
Yes
That’s why i love u man.
my bag why
anybody know where i can find the BDIM playlist codes
@upper token this my actual setup though
@cyan mantle I got a task for you
Zowie slop
go to creator stats
then playlists
better then oled bro 400hz dyac 2 clears any oled thats out rn
speedrun blind
what
is it 1080 right
ye
not really
idk if u got the frames and money why not
do NOT go there
just depends i gor both a oldd and zowje and i prefer 24 icnh on val, but oled if youre getting one is way better icl better colors still good motion clarity and shit
and oled looks way better overall
but yk
ooh bet tysm
might as well buy oled
oh 100%
unless you are a tier 1 cs pro
just look at the biggest baller in this server
one question tho
Bardoz has an 540hz oled
is 1440 bad for shooters or nah


