general

[indigo cairn]

i need max green eyes

thats fire

[lethal parcel]

i have Hemorrhoids and carpal tunnel rn u want?

[granite ermine]

they say your eyes reflect your soul

[ancient osprey]

just be a rif lion brutal

[gray jungle]

What r hemoroids

[rose night]

bro threw in a fun fact

[indigo cairn]

who is that bro

[gray jungle]

Future cracky

[sleek bison]

im an aimless chuddddddddd!

[granite ermine]

idk

[indigo cairn]

dont say thats u please bro

[rose night]

swollen blood vessels near rectum

[gray jungle]

Rectum

Booty?

what the fuck

[patent karma]

bella kay mogs tate mcare

[fiery flume]

thanks joey

[wispy axle]

What is Alfajer doing

[lethal parcel]

cant sit or else it hurts

[granite ermine]

why would it be me lmfao

[gray jungle]

thats bad dude get it fixed

[indigo cairn]

🙏

[gray jungle]

how can fixing it

[rose night]

oh u got em bad

[rose night]

eating more fiber

not sitting alot

and other stuff i think

[gray jungle]

Not being able to comfortably take a shit is not good

[lethal parcel]

yeah i went more or less then 32 hours playing valo

[granite ermine]

i feel insulted you’d even think that’s me

[wispy axle]

I eat no fibers and I sit a lot

[indigo cairn]

my bad king

[wispy axle]

[rose night]

idk as long as u dont get em ur good

[gray jungle]

yeah you have no hemoroids dumbass

[lethal parcel]

imagine that and not being able to click or hold

[indigo cairn]

u got hemos?

[gray jungle]

Id

[rose night]

oh yeah u defo got em bad

[wispy axle]

Not yet I think

[rose night]

u can prob get them rubberbanded

[gray jungle]

??

[granite ermine]

i have a broken leg and a surgery in 2 months u want?

[indigo cairn]

i think i got hemos

[gray jungle]

Ion got hemoroids hro

[rose night]

o

[indigo cairn]

i got hemoroids

its over

[gray jungle]

i can comfortoably take a shit

Thanks

[indigo cairn]

i thought i had periods bro

[lethal parcel]

u can play valo and sit

[gray jungle]

One day rukia life will be better

Hopefully

[granite ermine]

u can’t that’s the thing

it’s near the hip

[rose night]

appendix?

[granite ermine]

femoral neck

[gray jungle]

Phantom pain

[granite ermine]

fracture

[rose night]

o

[sleek bison]

I have chron's disease and I have to watch my stress levels while gaming and balance it with a really expensive and managed diet on top of it all xd

[wispy axle]

Leaf is pro with that

No excuses

[peak estuary]

"leaf"

just horrible names nowadays

[sleek bison]

whos leaf

[wispy axle]

G2 leaf bro

[granite ermine]

hope you’re well

[wispy axle]

On valorant

[gray jungle]

Diet

Of what

what do we dat

Eat*p

Eat

Apples and bananas

[regal stag]

we should resort to making names like glimbleschmonkus

[gray jungle]

What do you sat

Eat

Eat

[ancient osprey]

g2 leaf my goat viper lurker ❤️❤️

[gray jungle]

Apple and banas

[rose night]

not even trying

[sleek bison]

I'm really well, I've been asymptomatic for a good while. If I fuck it up for long enough though I will die lmao

[gray jungle]

What do you eat

Eat

Wat

Apples and bananas

[sleek bison]

bro chill I'm going to say

[gray jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1483516777643380909/90-90-.gif

[fair reef]

chat i just got a new record on kill streak

[gray jungle]

Is it like diabetets?

[granite ermine]

that’s good, and you won’t die dw, keep thinking positively

[gray jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1483516777643380909/90-90-.gif

[gray jungle]

I do not get it

[gray jungle]

Is not hard to

[next jacinth]

what game

[sleek bison]

lots of fibre, there's soups you can buy that have a lot of them. Organic foods primarily, zero sugar, litres of water a day

[gray jungle]

Managge yourself as a person apart from your gaming job

This man is

[fair reef]

diablo 4

[gray jungle]

Downplaying

The average gamer

[wispy axle]

U are so handsome my glorious king nayub

[gray jungle]

Itsnot fucking cool

[sleek bison]

I'm living to 80 cuz I'm the goat

[gray jungle]

stop glazing hum

[granite ermine]

i hope that’s true

[next jacinth]

aint that the game elon musk pretends to play

[ancient osprey]

dude has pimples or sum shit over his LIPS 😭

[gray jungle]

ITS NOT FUCKING HARD

TO DO SOME SELF MANAGEMENT

[peak estuary]

i thought that was you nayub

[ancient osprey]

it is me

[sleek bison]

herpes?

[gray jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-gif-3749724709641675358

[rose night]

u ever see novaonline

idk how someone can keep going downhill

[sleek bison]

eating good clears acne as well

[gray jungle]

Lookin like the a erage homeless but somehow has thr time and money to invest in oneself

[rose night]

him and fallenchungus

[gray jungle]

Yet the only thing there good at is games

Makes no sense

[sleek bison]

duuuude that's like my favourite guy

[rose night]

crazy how me and him are the same age

[granite ermine]

if u don’t eat slop u don’t even have to do skincare lmfao

[sleek bison]

dude his smiling profile pic on that attempted rebrand

[gray jungle]

exactly

[granite ermine]

if ur not in puberty

[sleek bison]

https://tenor.com/view/amadeus-mozart-salieri-antonio-salieri-amadeus-salieri-gif-12095716088864804173

embed fail?

[gray jungle]

But then you see this and the average person thinks the average gamer looks like THAT

[rose night]

fallenchungus if he actually quit the internet

[rose night]

yeah cause normie's opinions suck

thats why you never listen to them

[gray jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276292520518877235/1474765357964333262/togif.gif

[gray jungle]

I dont…

im kinda

[rose night]

good

[gray jungle]

Handsome

https://tenor.com/view/sabrina-carpenter-snl-snl-sabrina-ksoolina-biting-finger-gif-10441405073655907996

Teehee

[rose night]

normies ruin everything they touch

[gray jungle]

Ok gtg

[sleek bison]

gay dating in oce is miserable even if you're handsome the playerbase is just so dogwater

[fiery flume]

what does that have to do with gaming

[gray jungle]

Most randomsst shit

I have ever seen

[granite ermine]

dating is never miserable if you’re attractive

well with some rare exceptions

[gray jungle]

Uhhh

Yes it is

If ur stupid and handsome

It is

😂

[granite ermine]

well ofcourse iq is the most important attribute

[gray jungle]

Yes

ok gn

[granite ermine]

but you don’t need much problem solving skills to date someone lmao

[sleek bison]

dating is the ultimate puzzle

[rose night]

bros jade dating 😭

[granite ermine]

if ur serious then maybe

for long term

[fiery flume]

what if ur smart and handsome

[gray jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421596847499247723/1461485975380426833/image1.gif

[gray jungle]

.

[granite ermine]

that’s what you are

(buy me a new mouse)

[fiery flume]

thanks

[fiery flume]

no

[granite ermine]

[dawn abyss]

silence foid

you cant challenge my truecel rage

[sage oasis]

im sorry.

[sleek bison]

it's okay.

[round belfry]

me and you took them all

[still turret]

what a random thing to say in the voltaic discord 🔥

how will this affect pasu ⁉️

[rich quarry]

lmfao

real

[crude pelican]

No partner buff gg

[sleek bison]

if I could upload media I'd upload that pge clip

[rich quarry]

can anyone watch my pasu?

[crude pelican]

Can’t PB without a cheerleader

[indigo cairn]

pasu????

[peak estuary]

00

0\

[indigo cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[rich quarry]

can anyone watch my vod for pasu?

[indigo cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[peak estuary]

maybe another 30 seconds

[indigo cairn]

screw pasu

[rich quarry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sush-dog-silence-kvozc7BGokUdOxdTi7

[indigo cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468528754971381897/1470097289220718928/image0.gif

[rich quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-ben-ugh-gif-25061556

[still turret]

if it ain't static idw hear it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325617943979233344/1420261295290318989/Adobe_Express_-_VID_20250922_221333_564-1.gif

[sleek bison]

at least I summoned oceanic friends with my weird random message 💙

[fiery flume]

shoutout oce

[coarse belfry]

oceanic friends u talkin about fish

[indigo cairn]

reikuro my fav fish

[fiery flume]

thanks

[sleek bison]

I got friends in the deep

[indigo cairn]

❤️

[still turret]

yeah i think there's a few of us

[still turret]

https://tenor.com/view/pose-fountain-stand-still-splash-chace-crawford-gif-15779188

[sage oasis]

right

[sour totem]

Is this where my issue lies 🤔

[rich quarry]

https://discord.com/channels/153919886471593984/1153030249198669884/threads/1484072406241906830/1484072406241906830

[clear trench]

Rate my grip ahh

[rich quarry]

🙏🙏

[crude pelican]

It might be

[sour totem]

Sigh improbable to fix

[crude pelican]

L

Can’t relate

[sour totem]

I just ain't interested man

[crude pelican]

Either you get a cheerleader or you think love is a distraction from the grind, no inbetween

[sour totem]

What if I wanna yearn for the cheerleader

Why isn't that a possibility

[crude pelican]

Glhf

That’s all i got king

[sour totem]

Thanks man

[sick moth]

how is every username i put in kovaaks alr used

[sour totem]

Also call me queen

[sick moth]

this has to be a troll website

[sour totem]

Please and ty smh

[crude pelican]

My bad. You got that queen

[sour totem]

Yay thank you :3

[crude pelican]

Ofc ✌️

[crude pelican]

You’re just late to the party

GG

[sick moth]

what

[sour totem]

Do you even aim train anymore autumn

[crude pelican]

It’s a joke about how if you used the username before it was taken you’d have it

[crude pelican]

Bold of you to assume i started in the first place

[fiery flume]

I’m bored who wants to argue

[upper token]

Dw brother hes on the S+ list of sus atm im working day and night for proof

[upper token]

Shut up kuro

[fiery flume]

ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391902016363827271/1483022102012498064/attachment.gif

[sour totem]

👀 fr?

[upper token]

Damn no mid off

Did u apply for helper

[crude pelican]

I played for like two days max

[sour totem]

What da fuck man

[crude pelican]

I legit have maybe 25 hrs in kvks

LOL

[sour totem]

Two days and you have 25 hours?

[crude pelican]

I originally planned to if that helps

[fiery flume]

bro I am not getting that shit let’s be honest

[sour totem]

Damn those some long shifts

[crude pelican]

Something like that

[upper token]

I mean u help ppl tho

I vouch

[sour totem]

What did u do today

[upper token]

Having master po vouch is all u need im an OG

[rose night]

i think wiz is playing viscose bench

hes almost cerulean

[fiery flume]

yeah but I’m one of ‘those’ people

[crude pelican]

Uhh
Played d&d

[crude pelican]

Wiz my goat

[fiery flume]

I can certainly try for it

[sick moth]

#commands

[sour totem]

Huge

[sour totem]

He got banned 😔

[crude pelican]

I know 🥀

[upper token]

Oh ur aA nvm Gg in chat

[sour totem]

Suffering

[crude pelican]

Yee but now I’m just sadge scrolling till i get tired

[sour totem]

I needed to sleep early and erre

Well you know what time it is.

[fiery flume]

[crude pelican]

Yall should watch zootopia 2

[fiery flume]

little do you know, a certain other helper is also in aA..

[crude pelican]

Time for you to get a watch

[sour totem]

I'ma watch you

If you ever fucking stream

Nerd

[crude pelican]

No dont

Thats a horrid idea

[sour totem]

😔 you're like goated tho

[rose night]

ngl i never sleep early

[crude pelican]

Actually i found an artist i wanna comm for the model so maybe one day

When my internet isnt dookie butt

[crude pelican]

Gulp.

[sour totem]

Yeah get off phone Internet bro

How the fuck did you even get that shit bro

[crude pelican]

Im tryingggg

[crude pelican]

My momma’s man had it

[rose night]

am i goated

[sour totem]

Makes sense

[sour totem]

No bro you're gold???

[crude pelican]

I’ve asked a couple times to switch it

[sour totem]

Mfer asking me if he's goated when he nearly dropped to silver DPS

[crude pelican]

Woah. Chill on golds. They’re just like me fr.

[sour totem]

😔

[sour totem]

You're gold dps?

[rose night]

😔

[sour totem]

Joey is rank baiting he's like diamond I think in vt

[crude pelican]

Plat but that doesnt matter

Its all the same

[sour totem]

Dude I fucking hate my teammates

[fiery flume]

no he’s iron

[sour totem]

Freest win of my life right

[kind glade]

sleeping early changed my life

[sour totem]

Mother fuckers swap to widow for no reason

[rose night]

widow so ass

[sour totem]

We lose cause they get no picks

[crude pelican]

Oh classic

[rose night]

im gold tho

[crude pelican]

Nono that widow knew what he was doing

Just wanted to make it more fun

[sour totem]

The only time he killed anyone was when he had walls up bro

[fiery flume]

gold suits you, please don’t change

unless you get gm

that’s okay

[kind glade]

shut up "reikuro"

[crude pelican]

Gold to gm in one sitting

[kind glade]

stupid ass guy

[crude pelican]

Just like me fr.

[fiery flume]

what the hell

[crude pelican]

Widow too hard

[sour totem]

I'ma need to see you play ow man

[fiery flume]

do you want to get incinerated

[crude pelican]

Oh hell no

[sour totem]

Why not

:(

[crude pelican]

I’m buns

[sour totem]

We're the same rank you're fine bro

You peak higher too

[crude pelican]

I just play for vibes atp

[peak estuary]

Widoe easy baby hero

[sour totem]

So do I

It's just unfortunate that ow has shit vibes 90% of the time

[crude pelican]

I’m down to play sometime just not when I’m 800 ms

[crude pelican]

True

[sour totem]

Bro autumn

The one good vibe game I get

[crude pelican]

Hi

[sour totem]

With people talking

We nearly lose cause our tank got annoyed at our yapping

[fiery flume]

@kind glade why are u always so mean to me bro

don’t u know I’m human too…

[sour totem]

And started kinda tilt throwing

[kind glade]

im not

Im actually nice to you

compared to some people

[crude pelican]

I heard when someone is mean to you it means they like you

[fiery flume]

that’s true

[sour totem]

🙏

[fiery flume]

are you flirting with me snow?

[crude pelican]

Lowkey he needed to learn what leaving vc is

[sour totem]

Nah the mfer left

Then came back

[crude pelican]

Oh lame

[sour totem]

Got mad we were still yapping and left again

Then proceeded to tilt throw

[crude pelican]

LOL

[sour totem]

We still barely won that game tho

Good vibes for the win

[crude pelican]

How dare you enjoy the video game

[sour totem]

Real

I low-key wonder why like so many ow.players

They join vc but never talk

Always type about shit that could be fixed if they communicate

[crude pelican]

Oh yeah… hahaha yeah me too man…

[sour totem]

Like what's the point bro

Are you one of those people

😔

[crude pelican]

…listen i don’t like talking

[peak estuary]

toxic peopel like kaejadesoar exist.

[sour totem]

Okay but are you typing in chat

Complaining

[peak estuary]

the game is just dead though

[crude pelican]

If someone flames me

I’ll type

[peak estuary]

pros dont even comm in ranked anymore

[sour totem]

Like I'll have mfers complain about not getting help when they're like

[crude pelican]

Just not interested in using my voice

[sour totem]

In Narnia land alone

Where no one would notice

Like bro speak up atp

Mfers can't help you if we don't know

😔

[sour totem]

Yo yo yo why do I have this reputation

[crude pelican]

Yeah i agree there, if you’re complaining abt not getting help when you dont ask for it, kinda cringe

[fiery flume]

rushes on their own
dies 1v5
FML USELESS TEAM WHERE IS EVERYONE!!

[peak estuary]

i mean

if the tank is trying to take space

and your entire team is afk

hands in butt

[sour totem]

Sometimes you gotta rush in alone though otherwise motherfuckers won't

[crude pelican]

This is the true solo q dps way

[peak estuary]

not really their fault

[sour totem]

I swear people are incredibly content holding the S key on defense

It's so aids

[fiery flume]

it’s circumstantial

[west remnant]

It's never the tank when I play any of these games

[sour totem]

At some point you gotta do something

[peak estuary]

i know

low elo is a circus

[fiery flume]

so is high

[peak estuary]

this is how you play tank though

[sour totem]

Autumn is it my fault if I don't swap for my tank whose playing ball and diving

[crude pelican]

As a support player its always fun to see the awareness (or lack there of) of my team

[peak estuary]

coaching starts at 1k per min

lmk

[crude pelican]

I’ve got a t-rex and a go-fish card

[fiery flume]

didn’t I read somewhere that you tried to flash a camille ult

[sour totem]

Our team was ana juno ball soldier n er sojourn? Cass? One of the two right

[peak estuary]

thats kadeem

the goat

[fiery flume]

ohh

my king

[west remnant]

"I can't heal you if you're already dead" is every support's catchphrase when their team doesn't pay attention

[sour totem]

Do I swap dive there

[peak estuary]

the clip is so funny

[polar pivot]

my arm is dead

[sour totem]

Or is it on my tank for being a dumbass

[crude pelican]

No literally LMAO

[sour totem]

I low-key don't know how to be aware in overwatch

[peak estuary]

who were you plaiyng

[sour totem]

I feel like I need a minimap

[sour totem]

Guess bro

Soldier ofc

[crude pelican]

It’s always your fault

[sour totem]

I can't play anyone else atp it's a throw I think

[peak estuary]

not really

[sour totem]

I try to play other people i just lose despite doing more

I do jack shit but shoot people on soldier and win

[west remnant]

The amount of times I've actually said this 😭😭
Alternatively "I can't heal you if I'm dead" to @agile lily in marvel rivals bc a Spider-Man popped up out of nowhere

[sour totem]

Ain't even gotta kill anyone half the time

[crude pelican]

Eh it’s just being aware of ults

[peak estuary]

just shoot whatever squishies he piledrives

[sour totem]

That I'm getting back to being aware of

[sour totem]

I farm the juno and mercies

They're very fun to farm

[peak estuary]

pretty much only thing that hero does

[sour totem]

Also farm whoever else I can tbh

[peak estuary]

or just play like techneeke

[sour totem]

I wanna play genji or tracer more but it feels so hit or miss

I also like playing cass but idk what to do on him low-key

[peak estuary]

https://fxtwitter.com/Techneeke/status/1200897708728422401

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[sour totem]

I just default to kill everyone

[crude pelican]

“If you’re not getting healed, look around for a second; half the time you’re in bad position, the other half I’m dead”
This is how it feels

[west remnant]

Guys I have an interview tomorrow at like 10:30
It's 1:30 am rn
Do I chug a bunch of coffee and play valorant or watch anime until 9:30 am
Or do I try to go to sleep

[west remnant]

Exactly 💀

[peak estuary]

get super wired

[west remnant]

Drew likes to play Star Lord in MR, so it's literally this almost 90% of the time 😂

[crude pelican]

Time to overclock your heart

[crude pelican]

Only way to improve is to pick em up and learn them

[west remnant]

If I'm not dead, he is or is halfway there and hidden behind four pillars and a wall where I can't hit him with my heals

[spiral vigil]

you will wake up at like 7 lmao

just sleep

[sour totem]

You're so right i cant wait to throw some games tomorrow

[crude pelican]

Honestly at that point I just say “get real friendly with the health packs” LOL

[crude pelican]

As always, I’m the best influence.

[west remnant]

I will wake up at 2pm 💀
I managed to fall asleep at like 10pm two nights in a row, still woke up at 2pm

[sour totem]

I'll make sure to send you a screenshot of my career after playing other characters

[spiral vigil]

is it 1:30am?

you will not wake up at 2pm lmao

[sour totem]

Whether win or lose.

[west remnant]

It's 1:50 now

[crude pelican]

Who knows maybe you’ll be pleasantly surprised

Ik i was when i was playing tank for fun

[spiral vigil]

that’s like 12 hours of straight sleep

[vapid widget]

oo

[west remnant]

And yes I will lol
I've been sleeping 10-12 hrs lately 😭

[sour totem]

Hope so low-key

I know I can trust my cass

[crude pelican]

You got that

[sour totem]

But tracer and genji erre

[crude pelican]

Mmm cass my beloved

[spiral vigil]

alarm

[sour totem]

Stop

[crude pelican]

I’ve been playing so much emre

He’s so fun

[sour totem]

You're reminding me if something

[crude pelican]

His gun feels so good

[sour totem]

When I first got back into ow

There was this chick that was way into Cass on my team

Full moaning

Very odd

[crude pelican]

A devilishly handsome rogue? My disguise has been thwarted!

[crude pelican]

Oh.

[sour totem]

Got insanely mad when I stopped playing him

[crude pelican]

No ty.

[spiral vigil]

dude tryna act like he wasn’t enjoying ts

[sour totem]

Do you?

Cause I sure as fuck don't

[crude pelican]

I love Matt Mercer as much as the next person, that’s weirdo behavior tho

[west remnant]

Oh drew wakes me up at 6am, 8am, and 12pm
I still fall back asleep bc I'm so groggy I can't even keep my eyes open longer than a few minutes
He called me at like 1 today while he was at work and I fell back asleep again almost immediately after getting off the call

[spiral vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464940904828768329/1483925990982815774/easygreens.gif

[spiral vigil]

dude set a fucking alarm for 8am, sit up and go to the fucking interview so you can better your life

[sour totem]

It was a interesting way to get welcomed back for sure

[spiral vigil]

just do it bro

[crude pelican]

I’m sure it was a blast

[spiral vigil]

have him drag you out of bed if necessary

[west remnant]

Nah I'ma just stay up all night lol

[sour totem]

Felt right at home coming from valorant

LMAO

[crude pelican]

Wait true LOL

[west remnant]

Interviews are hella easy for me, so I'll be fine

[crude pelican]

They were just speaking your language

[sour totem]

Dude

Ugh

I don't even have words

[west remnant]

I kid you not
I ask him to multiple times a week
He'll try
I'll tell him no
He goes "okay fine"
And then I complain about it and hell go "well you told me you wanted to be in bed longer" 😭😭

It's the wife powers
He can't tell me no

[sour totem]

Goodnight chatters

[crude pelican]

Agree, i didnt sleep much yesterday and its so late

Gm and gn chat

[west remnant]

Good night Jade and Autumn

[upper token]

No

Sleep is for weak

[hushed patrol]

@sage oasis @floral spindle

[sage oasis]

hi

[atomic nebula]

why u pfp match with astariol

[lusty oasis]

are u an adult

no:(

actually maybe

i'm not sure it doesn't burn rn but i also just woke up

[next jacinth]

what happened to it

[lusty oasis]

kovaaks

[atomic nebula]

carpal tunnel

[quiet widget]

uwu

[zealous dome]

depends if you are

[lusty oasis]

i am

[zealous dome]

nice

[lusty oasis]

oooo hi kohi

dm me

also is ur name like ko hee or koi

[peak estuary]

whats the btag

[floral spindle]

Unironically that shit is funny asf

[quiet widget]

koi with h

[dawn abyss]

what💔💔

[floral spindle]

Da fk

Did I wake up to

[coarse belfry]

ur japanese coffee

[floral spindle]

? Are u okie

[coarse belfry]

coffee, japan

[dawn abyss]

that’s what the song says

[floral spindle]

@fiery flume @polar pivot no Astra for u

Guys

[floral spindle]

It doesn’t

[dawn abyss]

you made my joke unfunny it’s ok

[coarse belfry]

that shit wasnt funny in the first place

[dawn abyss]

:(((

[floral spindle]

I don’t think that was a joke to begin with

[dawn abyss]

:((

[fiery flume]

wym

[floral spindle]

Idk what brings to you publicly say you love a well known pedophile

[floral spindle]

Ohh that was rexx

Not u

Mb

[dawn abyss]

it’s literally a meme from instagram but ok

from that specific song

[sage oasis]

dude

still not a good look

😭

[coarse belfry]

aint a funny topic to joke about

same as diddy

weird kids today

[sage oasis]

ong

my lil brother b doin that

[dawn abyss]

kids in here making israel jokes but i make a rocket league reference and get dookied on

[sage oasis]

corny

[sage oasis]

ummmmm

umm

[dawn abyss]

ok no one understood my reference my bad

sorry for ruining everyone’s evening

[kind glade]

mfs name themselves astariol

[coarse belfry]

ye go reflect in a corner

timeout think ab what uve done

[dawn abyss]

no

[coarse belfry]

and delete ig n instagram from ur phone

tiktok

said ig twice im smart as hell

[floral spindle]

I don’t understand how that is even remotely related

[dawn abyss]

???

[floral spindle]

Either ways everyone is free to make jokes

[dawn abyss]

i got clowned for making an instagram reference about the song in a meme someone posted😭

[floral spindle]

But some jokes could be really sensitive to others

[dawn abyss]

it wasn’t that serious

[floral spindle]

So think about that

[coarse belfry]

im just saying ur noggin is rotted

[dawn abyss]

what if i’m jewish and i was sensitive to the children calling people goyim yesterday?

[floral spindle]

Then you open a support ticket and report them

And we will take it from there

[rose night]

"instagram joke" 💔

[floral spindle]

I wasn’t there for that, but if you want to report someone

[dawn abyss]

i know you be scrolling reels bro don’t lie

[floral spindle]

Send me a dm and I can handle it

[dawn abyss]

top 500

[rose night]

what that gotta do with anythinf

[dawn abyss]

you said “instagram joke”

[coarse belfry]

at the end of the day fellas rmr this is a public space and anything u say will be with u til the end of time

[rose night]

theres a few kinds of instagram jokes

bullshit

[stark vine]

goyim means non jewish

[rose night]

shitposts

and edgy "jokes"

[stark vine]

why would it be senstitive to u

i gotta fart so ad

[coarse belfry]

unfortunately it is very unlikely to be remembered as the weird kid in here cus theres so many of them its like the norm

but think b4 u type u better hit that enter key proudly fr

[stark vine]

what did this guy even do

[sage oasis]

@stark vine

[sage oasis]

i dont use that app myself

but i know it has liek a rep for like

being rlly edgy

[rose night]

prob something about epstien

[rose night]

it does

[west remnant]

Anyone else here have cats

[sage oasis]

said he loved him

[rose night]

nope

[west remnant]

It's way too edgy there 💀

[rose night]

aw hell naw

[sage oasis]

yes

i got 2

[rose night]

ive seen worse

[sage oasis]

one of them is fucking fat

[floral spindle]

I got a bird

[coarse belfry]

i got a lion

[floral spindle]

Does that cut it?

[west remnant]

Do they like plastic

[rose night]

like a certain

astra

[floral spindle]

Saudi type money

😭

[sage oasis]

shit idk

prob the fat one tho

[lusty oasis]

icicici i've been calling you ko hi not koi

[lusty oasis]

astraiol

when did this happen

[coarse belfry]

my cat that passed last year really loved biting plastic

[lusty oasis]

good shit due

[coarse belfry]

for some rsn

[west remnant]

One of my cats is addicted to plastic and idk who to make her stop 😔

How*

[lusty oasis]

DUDE SAME

like

[polar pivot]

licking the plastic?

[lusty oasis]

u know the drink rings

[floral spindle]

🙁 sorry to hear that bro

[lusty oasis]

he fucking loves them like they have a flavor

[west remnant]

Biting it, scratching it, playing with it, licking it, everything

[rose night]

microplastics

[polar pivot]

one of my cats licks plastic bags and chew on plants

[coarse belfry]

he eventually stopped when i used a spray bottle on him w sum water

[lusty oasis]

like you'd think they're fucking fish scented the way my cat is addicted to them

[floral spindle]

Just like their owner

🧌

[rose night]

cover it in liquid ass

[polar pivot]

?ban @floral spindle

[lusty oasis]

liquid ass😭

[rose night]

i thougut of an evil prsnk

[west remnant]

Literally

[lusty oasis]

ITS SO WEIRD

[floral spindle]

?liquidate @polar pivot

[lusty oasis]

he also like

[coarse belfry]

its a maine so basically same thing

[lusty oasis]

fights me for potato chip

[rose night]

cover an aimers sleeve in itching powder and their pad but rub it in

[polar pivot]

?lobotomize @floral spindle

[lusty oasis]

but only the original flavor ones

like just salt potato chip

[sage oasis]

?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs
?lobotomize @Sibs

[quiet widget]

apparently they chew on plastic, cardboard or wtv bc its similar in mouth feeling as itd be in the wild eating a prey

[floral spindle]

ATO

[west remnant]

The same cat is also obsessed with getting into closed boxes
Not open ones that she is freely allowed in
Closed up boxes I don't want her in

[floral spindle]

AUO

[lusty oasis]

he wants me DEAD if i have them

[floral spindle]

WHY THE SPAM OFNIT

😭

[lusty oasis]

this is how one of my others is

but that's his only like

cat thing that he does

[west remnant]

My cats have plenty of plastic toys tho 😭
They just choose every other plastic item

[lusty oasis]

other than that he's just an idiot and doesn't do anything

[west remnant]

I have two different types of plastic toys for them
And they have a bunch of fluffy ones they love
But plastic bags or scraps reign supreme

[coarse belfry]

doesnt matter how nice of a bed they got a cardboard box reigns supreme

[west remnant]

My cats like to try to get my lime flavored chips for some reason
Cats don't like citrus
But apparently lime is okay?

[west remnant]

My cats adore their beds 😂
I moved one to my desk, and my boy cat refuses to sleep anywhere else
Gets pissy if his sister even looks at it

It's kept him off my glasspad recently too

[coarse belfry]

i wish i could have a desk buddy

mine doesnt fit

[west remnant]

Just get bigger desk

[coarse belfry]

i have a countertop

hes just huge

[west remnant]

Ahh

[upper token]

Ok i slept 5h just got back from gym do i nap or stay up

[coarse belfry]

he hops up into my old chair behind me to join tho sometimes

[upper token]

Sacrificed sleep foor skruf

[west remnant]

Aww that's nice

[coarse belfry]

fella likes watching tv

[west remnant]

My boy cat used to like watching TV as a kitten lol

He also used to be a shoulder cat and now he won't climb onto my back or shoulders anymore 😭

[coarse belfry]

aw

[viscid tinsel]

How does 1HP do their courses or wtv

[unreal folio]

Son 😭

[coarse belfry]

jealous tho ive never gotten to experience having a small clingy cat to do that with

[viscid tinsel]

Steal his

[coarse belfry]

our first cat was alrdy grown up when i was born n our new ones r just giant even as kittens

[unreal folio]

@west remnant noob

Cats just come up to me

[west remnant]

No you

[viscid tinsel]

Who was the one recommending hard drugs for pbs

[unreal folio]

Randomly

And get up on my shoulders or brush against my legs

[west remnant]

Bruh I'm a cat and dog whisperer
My cat just doesn't like being on shoulders anymore 😭

[coarse belfry]

can pick them up n thats about it, but its a lot to carry, the one we have rn is like 13kg

[upper token]

Why every aimer have cat lol

[unreal folio]

I have lots of pictures

[unreal folio]

Meow

[upper token]

Get dog

Much better

[unreal folio]

No dog

[coarse belfry]

dog is work

[west remnant]

I think my ex did smt to him
Bc he panics sometimes when I try to put him on my shoulders

[viscid tinsel]

Because cat has better aim than dog

[upper token]

Lazy

[unreal folio]

Dog is high cortisol

[upper token]

Cats are not loyal

[unreal folio]

Cat is low cortisol

[upper token]

They not ur friend

[unreal folio]

Therefore anabolic

[upper token]

Fuk cats

[viscid tinsel]

Cat good

[unreal folio]

Having a cat is anabolic and low cortisol

This explains why ur low elo

[west remnant]

Cats are very loyal

[upper token]

No it isnt men have dogs

[west remnant]

Dogs are just more obedient and clingy

[upper token]

I prefer dogs

[unreal folio]

Men have high elo too

[west remnant]

I want a dog again 😔

[upper token]

I despise cats im allergic

[upper token]

No femboys do

[unreal folio]

Hmm nah

[coarse belfry]

u dont despise cats u despise being allergic... right

[west remnant]

I do too
But I absolutely adore my kitties and wouldn't trade them for any dogs 😂

[unreal folio]

This fella is biased

[west remnant]

Any person that genuinely hates cats low-key is someone I don't trust

[unreal folio]

@west remnant do you remember the fella tweet

[west remnant]

?

[upper token]

Like some cats are cute the one in @indigo cairn is cute

[fervent gale]

@indigo cairn Valorant is Done for

[lusty oasis]

mine won't actually eat like ANYTHING i try to give them it's so weird,, they go fucking ape shit over chicken bones but not actual food???

[unreal folio]

Dw about it

[upper token]

I could just never own one personally

[fervent gale]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-baby-stupid-gif-16228439847622992457

[west remnant]

Wild lmaoo

[upper token]

I do hate hamsters tho😭

Hamsters look so nasty

[upper token]

Reminds me of rats bro

[upper token]

Yes

[west remnant]

Yeah that's valid
Cats aren't for everyone! But people who genuinely hate on cats (mostly people who don't like how much agency cats tend to have) are people I don't trust lol yk

[upper token]

Also idk how cats work i feel like they would attack me

[unreal folio]

Ts me at a wedding random ahh just came up to me

[upper token]

I do like tigers alot tho if that counts😭

Tigers so cool

[west remnant]

Nah if you bother them too much sure or if they are feral and spicy too
But generally if you don't do anything to scare them or hurt them they won't try to scratch you on purpose

[upper token]

And the cubs are cute

[feral bone]

you'll learn how they behave when u interact with them more

[upper token]

I like how i used to interact with my dog

Man i miss him

[west remnant]

Aww that cat is so adorable lol
He went "you're my pillow now" 😂

[upper token]

Im allergic i stay far away LMAO

[feral bone]

oh thats fair LOL

[upper token]

Skin gets all red

[feral bone]

u can be a dog person

[upper token]

My best friend had a cat

[west remnant]

Do you know what exactly you're allergic to?
Like is it their hair, dander, saliva?

[lusty oasis]

guys i figured out why im so in love w r6

the i is shaped like pill bot

[west remnant]

If so there's stuff that helps a lot with removing certain proteins via food so that allergic cat lovers can still be around their pets

[upper token]

Im not sure tbh i think its hair tho im allergic to dog saliva tho

[prime palm]

Hello vt chat

[upper token]

Hello titanfall

[prime palm]

Bruh

[west remnant]

Ah ok
Idk if the hair protein is the one I'm thinking of, but there's a cat food that helps limit a protein that people are commonly allergic to in regards to cats

[feral bone]

I didnt know u could do that

[west remnant]

I was thinking about swapping my cats over to the food bc I kept interacting with people who were allergic to cats

[upper token]

Do u have any dogs

[west remnant]

Not atm sadly

I want a Chihuahua soon tho

[upper token]

In some countries some dogs sleep outside house wtf

Thats insane 2 me

[west remnant]

I can only have two pets in my apartment rn and both my cats are the pets lol

[rancid cypress]

is that not normal

[west remnant]

No

[prime palm]

That's normal

[rancid cypress]

my dog sleeps outside

[upper token]

Not here atleast

[west remnant]

In the us it varies depending on the breed and area

[upper token]

Why bro

Wtf

[rancid cypress]

he got like 2 beds n a lil house

[west remnant]

Same with other countries

[lusty oasis]

@quiet widget

[upper token]

Its too cold here for that

[west remnant]

Farm dogs regularly sleep outside

[stark vine]

who

[prime palm]

My cats live outside, I let them in sometimes but they are mostly outside

[upper token]

I had a frenchie he would of died from that

[rancid cypress]

ig

[west remnant]

And in some areas, you'll be hard pressed to get a husky inside

[stark vine]

damn ur dogs a victim

[rancid cypress]

it doesnt really get that cold ever in sydney

[stark vine]

why don’t u sleep outside

[upper token]

Fair

[rancid cypress]

gets 2 meals a day 2 walks no rent

[west remnant]

What breed is your dog feli

[rancid cypress]

bro lives better than me

[rancid cypress]

cocker spaniel

[prime palm]

Give them floor heating

[west remnant]

Oh he's fine then
Those bastards are tough
Even show lines

[upper token]

Im in sweden brother

They will die

[prime palm]

So?

[upper token]

Its too cold for a frenchie

[prime palm]

Just give them heating in their dog house

[west remnant]

Yeah you have to be mindful of breeds and weather lol

[upper token]

Nah he would sleep in house in his bed lol

[prime palm]

Idk what that breed is, I wont argue so I'll trust u

[west remnant]

I used to have a cocker poo
I miss him so much

[feral bone]

is there a reason for them to be out

[upper token]

Frenchies are deadass like a 2 year old child

[west remnant]

It depends on the breed and if they're working dogs

[upper token]

I miss my dog everyday smh

[prime palm]

My family doesn't allow pets inside

[west remnant]

Or if that's just how culture is

[feral bone]

oh true

[west remnant]

Same 😭
My dog was named Gus and I was his person
He got so mad when I moved and couldn't take him with me and then he passed away about a year or two later :(

[prime palm]

I let my cats sometimes but they chill in my room, can't let them roam in the house

And my dog got killed by 2 dogs few months ago, so now I'm dogless

[upper token]

Hopefully i reunite with my dog when i die he passed away in december man had him 13 years

[west remnant]

In the us, you'll find a lot of dogs on farms will be outside, esp if they're livestock guardians

[upper token]

Where are u from damn

[prime palm]

Serbia

[west remnant]

Well they say all dogs go to heaven

[prime palm]

Not all

[upper token]

My dog fs he was such a good friend

[prime palm]

Those lil ones who bark for the whole day az anyone, they go straight to hell

[feral bone]

yeah I can imagine

[west remnant]

Nah their owners do for neglecting them

[upper token]

My dog never barked for no reason

[upper token]

^

[west remnant]

All dogs are innocent, it's entirely on humanity

[upper token]

My dog only barked when some stranger came in house to alarm LMAO

[rancid cypress]

my dog barks at anyone whos not me or my mom

[west remnant]

I've been bitten by dogs before and barked at
And almost every time
The owner did some stupid crap
Or didn't socialize the poor animal lol

[rancid cypress]

he got mad anxiety n shit

[west remnant]

Poor baby :(

[upper token]

That dont mean they bad they just dont trust strangers or are protective of u

[rancid cypress]

hes got crazy trust issues

[west remnant]

I don't think feli was saying the dog is bad lol

[rancid cypress]

he wont eat medicine in food n shit hes deadass paranoid

[upper token]

My dog u had to earn his trust like he would come 2 u

Only for strangers

[west remnant]

For medicine maybe try to trick him into thinking it's treats?

[upper token]

He was way too comfortable with the family we spoiled him

[rancid cypress]

we like try hide it in actual food

and he'll pick it out

and leave it

[west remnant]

Yeah it doesn't work very well lol

I just trick any of the dogs I work with into thinking its a normal treat

If you give them a few treats for tricks like sitting or smt and then mix in the medicine pill
They usually swallow it before they can realize

[upper token]

I did that lol id mix it with candy or food

[west remnant]

I did that with my brother's dog a few times bc he hated the anxiety treats he had
So he got normal treats and then an anxiety treat and then normal treats

Or you can use their normal food as a treat too

As long as they're food driven it generally works in my experience

It's easier than trying to force it down 😅

[ancient osprey]

no

no

[upper token]

My dog hated cutting his nails and showers

[rancid cypress]

he doesnt fall for it ngl

[ancient osprey]

my neighbours dog bit my cat to death after breaking the fence in like 2015 i celebrated when that lil pup got packed by a car

[west remnant]

Yes. Dogs have been domesticated by humans to have specific traits or features and humans ignore those traits or features, or purposefully breed aggressive animals
Humans fail animals

[rancid cypress]

yea some dogs r just aggresive fucks

[west remnant]

The owner failed that dog

[fiery flume]

oh man this guy is the greatest ragebaiter

[rancid cypress]

when i lived in hu my neighbours dog was a menace that fuck always tried to bite me

[polar pivot]

my outdoor cats ate a big rat till the head and spine were left💀

[ancient osprey]

my favorite jester has returned

[dim gale]

thats on both of you

horrible pet owners

[ancient osprey]

ive had a dog

[fiery flume]

that’s awful, I’m sorry to hear that

[upper token]

I find it so gross that they eat rats😭

[ancient osprey]

why my cat is chilling in my backyard where he doesnt go out of and the neighbour dog breaks the fence and bites my cat like how is that my fault

[granite ermine]

?

[west remnant]

Owners have a responsibility to socialize their dogs with other dogs, humans, and cats
Most owners neglect that responsibility
And cat owners really should keep their cats indoors, especially in certain countries where cats are considered invasive and dangerous to the ecosystem

[granite ermine]

how

[dim gale]

outdoor cat is only possible if the outdoors are safe bro

[ancient osprey]

i had a dog she passed in november she was 16 years old golden retriever W dog

[polar pivot]

I have 5 indoor cats and 7-9 outdoor cats

[ancient osprey]

its my fucking backyard

[dim gale]

respectfully

[sage tusk]

pardon

[west remnant]

Not to mention the fact that far too many predators besides dogs go after cats, including birds, bears, coyotes, wolves, etc

[granite ermine]

so how is that his fault?

[dim gale]

how does a dog break your fence

[granite ermine]

it’s his backyard

[upper token]

Fr😭

[polar pivot]

alot of cats

look at my name

Cat

lol

[ancient osprey]

bro its a big ass like rotweiler and my neighbours fence was alr damaged from a storm

[west remnant]

Backyards are still incredibly dangerous for cats, depending on the area's natural population of predators, as well as fluke events such as a dog breaking through a damaged fence

[dim gale]

clearly unsafe backyard if a dog can break a fence

[polar pivot]

this was yesterday and I just cleaned another big dead rat an hour ago

[ancient osprey]

theres no predators in the netherlands for cats

[west remnant]

Y'all got wolves?

[ancient osprey]

no big birds or abything

[west remnant]

Bears?

[ancient osprey]

not in my region

[ancient osprey]

no

[west remnant]

Foxes?

[ancient osprey]

cat will beat the shit outta fox bro

[rancid cypress]

everywhere has foxes

[west remnant]

Not always

[dim gale]

hood cats are insane lol

[ancient osprey]

my current cat is a bengal hed pack a fox in 2 minutes

a city fox

[granite ermine]

That isn’t anticipated, he thought his cat was safe on his own property, the fault lies with the dog’s owner who can’t control the aggressive behavior of his dog

[ancient osprey]

no chance

[upper token]

My frenchie could of 1v1 a bear

[west remnant]

I've seen dead cats killed by foxes
If a fox has rabies or is desperate enough it'll kill a cat

[upper token]

He never backed down

[ancient osprey]

theres no rabies here either

[polar pivot]

my outdoor cats always offer dead preys as tribute lol

[dim gale]

idk man i think i would hear it when a huge ass dog is breaking my flimsy fence

[granite ermine]

what if you were in the backyard and the dog broke the fence? Would you blame yourself or the dog for getting bit to death?

[polar pivot]

so far the record is 4 rats and 2 birds

[rancid cypress]

id blame the fence

[granite ermine]

if a person goes outside and gets hit by a car, do you blame the person?

[dim gale]

its always the pet owners fault when something bad happens to the pet bro wdym

[granite ermine]

given he’s not doing anything wrong

[dim gale]

always

no exceptions

[granite ermine]

false

[dim gale]

bro

what

[granite ermine]

generalised statements are automatically false in most cases

[polar pivot]

both pet owners

[granite ermine]

you’re wrong

[dim gale]

how am i wrong

[west remnant]

My cats never see the light of day if it's not behind a window or in a carrier

[granite ermine]

there are always exceptions, that’s how

[ancient osprey]

nah bro my cat cant chill in the sun in my backyard cause i need to expect a rotweiler to crash my fence and bite him fire logic

albert einstein here

[coarse belfry]

i walked my cats but besides that they just chill inside

[west remnant]

The world is too dangerous for them, I'd rather keep them safe without worries

[polar pivot]

my indoor cats hate outside

[dim gale]

if i knew i have a neighbor with an agressive dog i wouldnt let my cat out

hello?

[ancient osprey]

bro your brain is on 800 ping irl

[upper token]

This is true

[ancient osprey]

omega packet losses

[dim gale]

lmao

[west remnant]

Same

[dim gale]

keep justifying it bro

[west remnant]

But I never let my cats out so LOL

[rancid cypress]

the problem is just a shit fence

its not bros fault

[dim gale]

the only good mentality to have as a pet owner is to keep in mind everything that happens to the pet is your responsibility

[granite ermine]

maybe the other pet owner should do a better job? it’s literally his property dude he’s allowed to be there/have his cat there

[west remnant]

Also never walked any of my dogs near any people and made sure to be extra careful when leaving my parents house bc I knew my family dogs were aggressive towards other people and animals

[ancient osprey]

fuck you bro you have aids

[dim gale]

did i say the dog owner isnt at fault?

[granite ermine]

how are you going to just give up your property because the dog next door is a bit aggressive lmfao

[rancid cypress]

lowkey shifting the blame a bit tho jit

[west remnant]

Exagore has been saying both owners are at fault

[dim gale]

^

[granite ermine]

no but the cat owner isn’t at much fault here

[dim gale]

he knew there are big dogs in the neighborhood

other freak accidents could happen

[west remnant]

Which is true
The dog owner is at fault for not training his dog
And Nayub is at fault for not keeping his cat indoors with the knowledge that his fence was damaged where a known aggressive dog was on the other side

[ancient osprey]

use brain

no predators in country

cat lies in gras in backyard

dog breaks fence bite cat

my fault like nice W logic

[west remnant]

Both owners should also have gotten the fence fixed in the first place immediately after the storm occured for reasons other than just the dog

[dim gale]

well clearly theres a predator right next door

[granite ermine]

ok so most of the fault lies with the dog’s owner

[west remnant]

Yes

[ancient osprey]

you have aids bro

youre ragebaiting over a dead cat g you genuinely have aids