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did youb try clicking twice on the kovaaks icon
after like 10 minutes
π―
yeah but sm1 got my ig banned over an argument on a certain app in a certain place and now ill have to call u or smth
10 minute kovaaks open
any%
doi u guys like kovaaks dog?
no
nice drawing
you know what
im stealkiing
that
way of saying to end it all
@unkempt fulcrum keys
no one will ever know..
keys?
keys.
no one will ever know
π
this is high elo chatting gang
j say give up
i got 14 day banned in overwatch for this g how to fix
we cant be ult spamming keys
ive listened to dis song prob 500 times now and its still a banger
gg... its patched in ow..
generational gatekeep incoming
ive listened to a song so much before. spotify took it down cause it thought i was botting the song
oh ok i look for another way to say pgti off a balcony then
u dont have ur activity showing gng nobody can see ur song
ive had this happen b4 u can download the song and put it into ur playlists from local btw c:
u could have it on friends but i cant see it
i switched to soundcloud or just downloading the song like you said
thats real tbh i never liked sc tho i just download the mp3 onto the spot
i took the like ads file out of it so its not like im paying either
im blue i will pee on a guy
basically just yt music for free atp
opening vt after a long day and seeing ski typing
bro i just woke up
@sage oasis try this track
uwu im waiting for the application
like
how you go from yellow to another yellow
does this mean ihave to call u
bro they get progressively worse
i love when my wife lets me watch burnt peanut and call my mcdonalds nugget sauce goop
turbo gooner
im ngl i didnt even notice that shit
why her eyeball like that
guys literally asking me to meow 4 him when he gets gm role
she looks scary
i wanted yellow larp role bc i thought itd take me far longer to get gm
he bought egirl print pad
kinda like a inbetween checkpoint
wat
please cease speaking
i got 900 on purrclick
Meow click
oh my go0d
idk why ur mad at me hes the one that asked
describe with emojis
and i got 780 on pasu intermediate hard

also did u see my first master score
we did it ski your turn
guess what it was on
sir i think theres stops before that
ππΏ s would deadass put a πΆ inside of u
i got a master score now
Song: Tila Tsoli - Bimbo Doll - Hardstyle Remix
wasted quite allot of time trying to get one vocal for one partπ
posting this at 4 am should go to sleepπ
sounded way better in my mindπ’
guess what its on
No, stop signs are just a suggestion
LOL
@dim gale hello smart person knower which do u think
Not a command.
whats ur hand and grip
and do you like op1
omg
I'm on beast x max decent for claw
so loud
If you have big hands
can u tell me my grip
fuck i actually have to get it now
im gonna be the last gm
fine ill get out of bed
20x10 and im ftip rn but wanna swap so
so its like a claw palm

so only the right side of my palm is on my mouse
i gkt master aether
and idk i barely used op1
am i tuff
there you go
ski you are iron
like below my pinky and ring finger
stop now
yes you are joey
fr i cant believe im sitll getting flame for all this smh my head
i love you joey
HEY
hallo
u leave my iron complete alone
i have some bangers on this track
Hi
is dis show good
donβt say another word
wer da anime watchers
Listen to Only Way Out (Hardstyle) Perseverance and Discipline (Rock Lee edit) by sal #np on #SoundCloud
so with ur ig banned is the previous meow like gone
i genuinely see your pfp when i see the word gooner now
should i go for jade complete or master
hot ass
i dont have hand anatomy memorized but theres probably an exact term for that depending on how you contact with the mouse π
master
u said jade?
i use this in vod to show love
idk what i watch
mayb ei jus read fire force or gachiakuta
it will get unbanned its so fucking lame that the guy rly felt the need to go spam my ig over smth from another platform but it is what it is
β€οΈ
you will get it back
if not i can do it again idc
19.5 and im claw/ftip on a mouse similarly sized to hts ultra
Ok
oh thank god i thought i couldnt listen to it anymore
i wanna hit master complete eventually
you will
You already know the rules.
You just hate admitting you play better when you stop believing theyβre fair.
βPity is a luxury reserved for those who can afford to lose.β
βMen are moved by two lever
prob jade comp
try this
everything but static is easy
static was easy
just kinda mad bc i made that acc for my gf and it being banned for no reason is a little upsetting as its one of the last things i have from her :D
Daym
y is ts so loud
what about me im your boyfriend
jus destroyd my ears
no u arent and please dont joke ab it
does hump height matter much to you or just length mainly?
this but itβs a kovaaks bot
height not so much ngl, hump positioning matters more imo
soundlcoud thing is probably
weird
just run down the voume
joc
what does this mean
i have no clue what you are talm bout
my typing is slowly starting to get better
Yo what? I'm his boyfriend too
i think they're cheating on us
i dont even know this guy
the cover
but wsg shawty
wpm?
oh yeah
ski has been awake since 3pm yesterday for me
@dim gale floating somewhere around 90-140\
depending on the words context and bursts
swear this dude never sleeps
i just fuck up sme long words
bro true
wide range, you struggle on punctuations too? 
oh yeah
opf course
i fr cant find ' and -
these three letters are very problematic for me
this dudes videos
what the fuck
are fried
"y" "u" "p"
yup
i dont get s, do you touch type?
using all your fingers
all 2 minutes
LOOL
π±
thats probabyl why i cant find the letter p
using my pinky boosted me from 80ish to 150 but it took a long long time
which is in the pinky range of the keybaord
because it felt weird at first
yeah ok this fee;s very weord;'
yeah i tried using my pinnkies
ts is not for the wealk
me type 150 wpm with 1 finger on right and all of left
wpm is a useless thing to practise
genetics btw i never practice wpm
not really
yeah
1 benefit?
im just gonna say bitches be trippin and move on
you need wpm on essays
goat
converying your thoughts fast enough online to beef with people
and coding
how did we develop this style specifically
honestly
i have no idea
thank you for keeping it fair for us
it helps when u not writing 1wpm to come up with 10 dufferent solutiuons
maybe cus i played wow at a young age and never learned how to properly type
i had beef with a mf that typed really fast
i never once won against him
yeah exactyl
highest i got was 142 typing with one finger on right
league player?
actually it's two on right hand
No he just loved beefing people
was also only two sentences tho
π₯· throws out 10 insults before you can process 1
he would go into discord servers and beef people
also good morning
for no reason at all
useless metric ill finish essays faster than a noob that typed 170wpm cuz i have a omega giga brain
if i do it now i'll be lucky to get any 110wpm lmfao
ever since i got a wooting
i can't fucking type
to save my life
@saerith has like 370 wpm
yeah
lmfaoo
i type on 0.1 actuation
backspace almost every sentence
LMAO
it's unplayable bro gg
@dim gale i know this guy with like 300+ wpm
i remember
he has fucking slenderman hands
0.1 actuation on fortnite for the first few months
i used to be very comfy and confident typing on previous mechanical kbs
i accidentally pressed spacebar so much
dude i cant even fathom going to 200, 300 is twice my speed π
wooting too easy to type if youre non boblow in fine motor skills
i set the actuation to some keys that i wouldn't wanna press by accident to higher lmfao
let me get the video
i dont think keyboard matters much
i typed 150 on those office keyboards at school
R, F, Y (kvk), U&O (osu)
had some bad races too, p much no sleep and was 241 for 7 races choked the 10
on everything? i only put 0.1 for edit key
yeah everything
only rapid trigger on edit key tho
0 earnings
@dim gale
nayub on poorly constructed ragebaits:
?
one day im going to bomb this
nice cope
guy
holy shit
im muslim too
checkmate
why π
you are al quada ?
i would even consider suicide bombing
i was even playin rapid trigger on movement keys
god forbid theres an earthquake tho
just to get your opinoins off the face off the erarthu
yeah
you can hit your desk with your fist and u start jumping
demoted to plat
hopefulkly
plat
gg ticket has been made
im nonchalant
yes bro
bro
dont end up like ethan..
all da vt geners are destined to be banned
why dude won 2 champs
ehtan lowk living life tho
pushing highscores and high on alcohol
whihc i told him mulitple times to quit
@knotty geyser
im proud of him.
π
ski method
high on alcohol
when i met him he was just a shitty masters player
high on alcohol
and now hes goated
i assumed he meant high and on alcohol
God my new bed is so nice
yeah he might have twinkmaxxed a bit too hard
Just slept 12h
i should sleep
tuff
so what?
do u have insomnia
this is why he's so angry all the time
I have like Donald J Trump sleep rhythm
im on 12 houirs of sleep to
Losing so much potential
no i sleep in the morning and i got a delivery unfortunately
Gts
f
cant go back to sleep since
how are people stuck in this elo
hahaha
@dim gale do you know programming
Gts bro
i should sleep now so i get 7 hours of sleep
@regal stag
do you know slurs
i can vibe code does that shit count
teach me
probably
@unkempt fulcrum do u press any builds with ur thumb?
v/floor
its a legendary slur
holy suboptimal binds
yeas
\ik ur binds are
i'm white i can say it
you can say what u want bro ts aint that deep
lshift f e q bud
cvt mentioned
that is worse than mine
shout out cars
grinding for rank is fun
i cant do certain things cuase of it
but grinding for rank and displaying it is better
ionno if i'd be on kvk as much if i wasn't active in this discord

now im on m5, v, m4, lshift, inv slots are f,q,1,2,3,4 and use is scroll wheel up/x, scroll wheel down reset, shift is caps
i dont evne think i could change any other bind
thats why you have 0 earnings
hiii
uh
yo what layout should i do
you can get good with any binds
not if you have chud hands
i wrote this as a meme a few days ago
L
hmm it seems like
now i have no clue what the fuck im seeing
i got femboy hands
idfk
lol
this is like
a math problem soltuion
hands
hardest scen oat
you know why i'm stuck :(
β€οΈβπ©Ή
in being small
i have no idea how i arrived here
@regal stag
give up and never play that scenario again
i have to somehow decode all the pointers to make the code legible again
naw dis eza
they're perfect for technology or in the 1800s reaching into machinery
I'M ALREADY HERE
WHY
bros already on caps lock
Imma go for run just making coffee rq
nvm im like asme as u i got 3774
@dim gale ping me when u rhigh elo again
nooo
i also made coffee
dont leave me
yes bro what do you need
i can do that in one click btw
Sun is shining
Today is a good

bet u have yaoi hands
@sage oasis yes bro what do you need
im now 795 energy instead of 792
for reference this is a x2 mini in my hands
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Weight of that mouse?
Big reds
desgin a shirt for me
oh yeah rei i gotta check that thing
35g? i think
i saw it on my phone when i woke up
have no lclue what this means
mr lexington the ninth
the song?
k l8r im slepe
texas.
why
00:00 intro
00:23 is it perfect? (no)
00:35 clicks are STIFF
01:54 FPS only clicks
02:45 pseudo fix
02:59 weight optimization ideology
04:07 weight (49g with dots)
04:13 unboxing experience
04:30 comparisons
04:47 build
05:12 shape vs. GPX2
05:27 internals
05:42 battery life (insane)
06:45 default compx firmware?
07:13 slam clicking in 2026...
0...
awful mental and inability to listen to feedback, apparently
is this your dream mouse @agile arch
Is qc on that mouse good
dawg im bronze
gxp clone 6 bazillion with the same specs
nonon po wait
naw i just copped the hottest piece of shit uve ever seen
whats the benefit of more than 4 skates
do u still like op1? @upper token
i have not have issues i just dont like the shape personally i think the bottom is chopped
lets see it
Yes why
it look like gigachad chin
hehe i found a silly little viper spot
I tried xm2 but ot feels huge lol
does your hand actually touch the hump
it didn't help at all
ye
Barely lol
because my pad super soft 4 kinda scratch
see i think my only contact is like the base of the mouse
qrong ping
Show
pad super soft 4 scratch a little
on this mouse
oh
Only like tiny bit of my palm on left side touches
how do i know when my skates are done
you will feel
pulsar biggest problem is their skates are shit and the dot skates they give dont fit the mouse xD
Buy after market
too small in height so the back js scraps even on glass pad
2 pulsar mouse and mousepad
Idk wat u mean tbh lol
genuinely stupid ash
Arent u on m3k tho
my other mice only lamzu
my other is gwolves
ya but i wanted full sized but theres so many
i stole an op1
Im gonns try my otsu for while
π
I like op1 shape
shouldve bought the pulsar one
Alot
no never buy pulsar
Im ngl during summer im gonna have to go back to glass lmao
what
Its so hot during summer
we forfeited viper didn't do shit for me π
it just keeps looking worse and worse
ive come to terms with glass
Bro when its humid i swear my glass pad feels weird
glass is peak
Maybe its cyclones idk
are you just wet year round
Lately its been hella rain lmao
Cloth is like boring thats my only issue
my ex broke up with me cause i pissed in my the bed while sleeping together and now she made a tiktok about it π
dawg this is a public server
thought id let yk
πππ
@fiery flume he needs to be added back to the gif
thanks twin
That just means whe wasn't for you
Keep going strong king
Who removed him ong
yeah if she don't fw a lil PEE she not the one for ME
We all piss in bed sometimes
hey kohi.....
@sage tusk gm pookie
opened vt at just the right moment
helo
Vt gen be like
yes you did
ok yeah you might be right
dude i'm actually so mad about my fucking ig kohi
ull only meow when i get the role or what
yeah
maybe when i calm down ab losing my ig
see u in a month
is artisan zero less arm pully the satyrn pro
π
get raiden
wdym arm pully
wyd
pull on arm
i pb'd dotts yesterday for 1 target
i like controll feel for mouse
@fiery flume make a gif of me
say please
First fucking thing I see when I load ts up, itβs my fault for even being awake at this time nvm readingn ts
yeah but what like friction?
dude i wish death upon whoever the fuck reported my acc
I love this server
yeah probably
On isntagram you can post people dying but can't fat shame people in comments
bro my saturn pro feels like my arm is being pulled it so hard to move its like its glue kinda griptapey
It was me I did it
i wish i was jokin im dead serious
You donβt want to go story for story
yes you can i never had a problem with that
maybe its just dirty i think my arm even moves better on satunr
on supp?
why is there no half life 2 deatmatch channel? :(
i literally don't do either of these things i just got spam reported for no reason,, i mainly use the app to look at old messages from my gf before she died so that's why im rly upset about getting banned:)
if u didnt do nothing on ig u should get unbanned right
should bc it's auto
I do
dm me
on insta
seeing as i don't ever get on the app to interact with anyone,, and it was only in my discord bio im sure it has to do with someone on discord
Why they hating on my boy Ski
just always something dude
i'll never understand how ppl are so bad at playing eichenwalde after 1st point btw
but it's w.e
never a normal person hating me either it's always some fucking weirdo
what layout do i do for dots on viper v3
prx something? 1 kills vs NS
i also killed 3 people on 1st point as bastion before the fight started basically and we lost the fight
what
see this is why u need to play rivals instead
mercy monkey survived
mercy res'd someone
after monkey killed 2
and became 3v3
then i had to kill a pocketed reaper as bastion again but without turret

why bastion
π
grand finals of valorant major btw
maybe u can req ur data regardless if they unban if youd rly need to
no they delete
hitting this guy to 1hp then getting slept was pretty tragic too
after 30 day
yeah after a while
but not instant
else unbans would be kind of pointless
ur fault for eating bagel
i did req but idk what it does
i'm hungry and there's nothing man
chipotle bro
id make u food if u were here <3
yeah at 3 am
@kind glade give him a chipotle order
thanks kohi:(
i'm like
so fucking sick about this dude
the bagel being burnt is just making it worse
ramen brand sweeps
kohi do u think i can ask them for my dms with her
eat nongshim noodle it comes with kpop demon hunter decals :)
i only really care about the voice notes i don't wanna forget her voice
prx obliterated
i have bagel
and ketchup
i need an aim bihh with a glass pad so i can chew on her sleeve after a long day of pbing
and that's rly all
thank you
i think u should, the requests are for all the data they hold on you right
i think??
it doesnt show messages
it doesnt show like what is typed just dates
become soj otp
the message itself is encrypted
that might be the method
no way they aint looking at yo messages in instagram
i just hope i can get her vms if they don't unban it
whatsapp sure but since when is that encrypted
media saved in chat like pictures will be able to see
wait
im maybe it will sjow messages
im not sure
last time it didnt tho
vm tho?
that's a valid climbing strat
maybe one of the few heroes you can just rawdog like that
xD
i was talm to a friend about shoes on instagram
high converses
the next thing i know i get an ad
?
for HIGH CONVERSES
this is how ads work btw
i feel like freja otp would be kinda cool i barely ever see her
i have a pair
she's kinda shit icl
theyre mad comfy for flat bottom shoes
@lusty oasis it doesnt say its not included
steal toe boots are unironically hella comfy
π₯
imo u should request regardless if u havent alr
thank fucking god
i requested it and downloaded it already
if they do ban my acc ill req the messages with her
like just ask support for them
or wtv
(captain dma)
lolllllllllllllllll
i think no sleep is like objectively better than 3h no?
im a cute little neet bro i cant live a life where i NEED to wake up to do sum
get on kovaaks for adrenaline
idk bro
nah
5h is like bare minimum sleep
or 4 maybe
and then like 8 is recommended and any more than 8 is also considered bad
nahhhh
im just gonna be geeked for a while
ski wanna push for some gm scores w me π³οΈββ§οΈ
i might
more than 7 is too much right
my friends wanted me to get on and sit in vc but idk
i thought it was 8
hey so im trans and this is very offensive please refrain
its 8
my bg is the trans flag colours
and even 2-3 hrs is better than none
yeah exactly
idk i thought small time periods like that made you more like groggy n shit
kinda does for a bit
i mean maybe u feel more tired but for the body and brain its better
icic
nice nice ,good night i guess
10
dont you like the satisfying noises
from tracking particular
aint no way
not when im trying to fight off not falling asleep
dont listen to this auka guy
that does make sense
u might need a break from vaaking it
xd
ive once dodged a flash from valorant
in class tho?
YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD LOWBOB
in the hallway π
irl
LOWBOB LMFAOAO
evxl.app
thyere called like sparky no?
ski u better get unbanned i dont see the mp3
ty
i stayed up all night playing cs once bro i was clearing angles in the hallways
ty
im actually distraught ab this
not the meow thing
but
bc thats something thatcan just be done again
i am
i cant get her to say anything for me again
do we know what gm2 means? someone said a person was gm2 rank on the s1 bench but i only see one gm rank?
silver
perhaps it was time to let go of that aspect
are u sure they didnt mean they are gm 2(too_
its only been 2 months since she died i dont rly wanna start letting go of her yet
im done with all these LOWBOB aimers i want ALL of you to hit atleast nova before summer.
i meant listening to old vm, not that u shouldnt remember her
ive been drinking a lot more lately actually
i just miss her voice man
i dont want to bother her again lol
clearly u havbe
some are in viscose bench iirc
vt gen detectives do we know what gm2 is
dude my fucking gpsv3 is almost master
why are you so interested in knowing that
i mean viscose said it to him and he didnt understand it
and he doesnt wanna bother her ab it again
reasons
ugh. what's even the point of winning if every time i play i go negative and bottom frag on my team
this game is so fucking demotivating
it just gets harder each day and i don't get any better
@agile arch
people keep claiming it's easy as if it's been the same ever since valorant's fucking release
i used to top frag as chamber every fucking round
in silver
im gonna get gm in s1 and then larp as a actual gm'
i literally get shot mid strafe now it's not even funny
they all act like they're top of the fucking rank in aim trainers when i swing them
HOW am i expected to keep going if the game just keeps reinforcing the idea that i'll never actually consistently win
aim for gm2
i dont think u can larp as real gm but i mean u still technically would be i guess?
LMFAO
2 grandmaster scores on every sub category
bro doesnt even know what it means saying aim for gm2 son im crine
lets go someone answered u

oh! thank you goat
#mogged
hahha was making a joke π
i really just want to know
exactly
why every fucking silver i come across beats me
i can't do this shit anymore
dom u want me to hop on an alt and q with u some time
i've been pulling my hair out trying to figure this out for almost an entire year
yea im technically a gm so i can put the vt grandmaster in my bio
i cant stand to see u like this dawgy
because youre noob practise more abd youlk win
but then i'm just getting carried...
i should do this
nayub talking about noobs
can we pls vc
what are we even gonna do in vc
im gonna help u
ski will coach u hes the goat
they will take u to greatness
i hope so
trust hes nice
i miss that betterdiscord plugin
i've tried being coached by dozens of people ic an't even count them all anymore
none of them play valorant im pretty sure but im still sure they can get u to gold
im immortal
vincord or wtv
i can coach'
they were all from the valorant discord
ill have u know i was d2 in 2022β¦.
yeah they suck
because before complaining here iw as the numebr one enmy in that server for the exact same reason
π
π 500rr peak players coaching these days
jvc jvc
was referring to ski and karsten p sure they dont play valo but p sure thwy can get u to gold
im just guessing LMAO
@regal stag get in ski's channel right now
check
holy fuck it's happening
@agile arch
@fiery flume
wie gehts digga
dont be racist now
only 5 people can be in there
!voice-limit 7
@lusty oasis, you changed the user limit of this temporary voice channel to 7.
thats not what that is im afraid
im not gon a talk just want to watch
and now this ski guys egoingnme
du bist ein hurensohn β€οΈ
WHAT
dont talk my mom this way
meow
jvc
im outside bae
@lusty oasis analyse et amΓ©liore le flicking (visΓ©e rapide), le tracking (suivi de cible) et le switching (changement de cible)
idfk what that means
I slept to long and now I'm not gonna be able to sleep before work
The best coach is yourself. You need to realize what your doing wrong need to think about your deaths and how it could have been prevented or what you could have done to keep your mate alive etc. Every loss think about what you could have tried instead of "if only my team wasnt trash" etc
doing this carried me to learn the fundamentals
Bark back. Show dominance
wait youβre so right
oh no
your tagged as a spammer xd
dont talk to my duo like that lil pup
no he deserves it <3
what he say fuck fifty for
@regal stag can you hear us
was i supposed to stream
can u hear us
...
@copper holly lock in bro
ayo
play a game
@fiery flume GRANDPA PLAYLIST COMPLETE . NOW I FEEL LIKE I GOT BETTER AIM THAN VISCOSE IN VISCOSE BENCHMARK
ok
ur almost 67k on the leaderboard
aura
i was playing blindfolded π
if i play normally the leaderboard might bug out
hmm
why
if he plays without the blindfold heβll get wr
bcs i am too goood for this inferior kovaaks scenario
duh
wtf is this LOL
what is that
its matty
hi nice guy niceclaw
brother that is NOT matty
it litteraly is
@fiery flume grandpa reikuro in his youth
that is an eldritch horror
hello gore guy exagore
prime matty
u mean
thats rly how he was moving back in the day

