general

[prime palm]

He lazy

Whenever I tag him, he doesn't do nottin

[native prawn]

fork d a goat bro

[prime palm]

Hello Hazel

[native prawn]

hi

[fallen slate]

I bett you If

[elfin mulch]

[fallen slate]

I @ him and ask him what day it was, when he was born and to make me a quick scenario variant he would do it

He's nice bro

[round belfry]

me when i lie

[elfin mulch]

[fallen slate]

Best mod

[elfin mulch]

[fallen slate]

FUCK YOU

[round belfry]

@elfin mulch

[elfin mulch]

FUCK YOU

[native prawn]

fork is the only mod that isnt scary to ping

[elfin mulch]

FUCK YOU

[round belfry]

why is your name enpassant when we know your ass is 300 elo in chess

[elfin mulch]

JAJAJJAJAJAJJAJA

im like 1100 ish

[round belfry]

bro

[fallen slate]

Chess is too hard

[prime palm]

It is

I'm stuck at 1100 elo

[native prawn]

we r just iqcels so its impossible to be good at chess

[elfin mulch]

[fallen slate]

Me and the homies playing Monopoly

[round belfry]

fuck you

die

[fair flare]

wait, why am I scary?

[fallen slate]

Truth

[elfin mulch]

so fun g

[elfin mulch]

youre not very nice today

[native prawn]

that pfp is too cold bro

[round belfry]

sorry.

[fair flare]

ITS A DOG

who doesn't love dogs

[fallen slate]

True

[native prawn]

that dog swagmogs me

[fallen slate]

Dogs are pretty cool

Check out this fluffy dog

https://tenor.com/view/seal-quintiple-e-gif-21136443

[prime palm]

It's a dawg

[fallen slate]

It's weird looking but

It does bark trust me

[prime palm]

Water dog

[modern sun]

guys i am supposed to grind the benchmarks or play diffrent stuff to improve in the benchmarks?

[fallen slate]

It's so cute I can't

[prime palm]

I would like to pet one one day

[fallen slate]

Both

[fair flare]

real

[native prawn]

yall seen the new cute upload?

[fallen slate]

Most of the time a benchmark is measuring the skill vs training for it

[verbal raven]

did someone saw 2k score on 1w6t small? xd

[fallen slate]

But playing the benchmark can give you a good idea of what to play as well

[round belfry]

that was me

@elfin mulch showed me how to make my pc better

to get it

[fallen slate]

Yeah

[fair flare]

pretty much what dawn said, it's not like you won't improve from playing the benchmarks but its not ideal

[south parcel]

This dog is very obese bro

[fallen slate]

Hey

[modern sun]

is there linear clicking resource ?

[native prawn]

thTs not nice

[fair flare]

#resources

[fallen slate]

Let's be real we don't know how much hair is there vs actual Big back

But

[south parcel]

I think he should excercise

[fallen slate]

It doesn't matter to me

[modern sun]

i cant find one for kovvaks

[fallen slate]

I love everything all shapes and sizes

[fallen slate]

https://tenor.com/view/dbd-dead-by-daylight-feng-min-nodding-feng-min-dbd-survivor-gif-13460735963450199521

[modern sun]

anyway thanks

[fallen slate]

Bro 😭

[floral spindle]

Goodmorning habibi

[fallen slate]

Good morning

[fair flare]

look in the weakness section if you want

[fallen slate]

As you can probably tell I haven't slept yet

[floral spindle]

Bro I slept at 4:30

And it’s 11:00 now

[fair flare]

alternative you can also just do what I did to grind static which is to play random shit and grind CS

[floral spindle]

I didn’t sleep good either

[modern sun]

ok thanks

[fair flare]

but your mileage may vary on that one

[floral spindle]

Did u dm that guy

[kind glade]

whats up voltaic madeline.

[fair flare]

also it might result eventually in you quitting games and getting a job

[fallen slate]

I have to wake up in a few hours but not for anything important

[fair flare]

not much, at work , what about you

[spiral vigil]

dudes be at work

[fallen slate]

Yeah but It's already being handled I think

[floral spindle]

Come back to bed and zzzzzz a bit more

[spiral vigil]

why is everyone here in their 30s

[floral spindle]

Perfect

[kind glade]

no one here is 30 man

except saliba

[floral spindle]

WAIT WHAY

I’m young hello

[fallen slate]

I just turned 19 bro

[fair flare]

bro I'm 27 wtf

[fallen slate]

LMAO

[kind glade]

we're the same age??

that cant be real

[floral spindle]

See Madeline is already a grandma

[spiral vigil]

dude it’s time for the retirement home

[floral spindle]

Teta

[fallen slate]

Being 27 is one thing, but being 30? That's where I cross the line

[spiral vigil]

you were born 2 decades ago

[kind glade]

so what

[spiral vigil]

bro everyone here is prehistoric

[fallen slate]

Yeah

[kind glade]

were u born last decade

[fallen slate]

Why you saying that

[kind glade]

are you 10?

[fair flare]

soon as I pay off my mortgage I'll retire

[kind glade]

Because

[spiral vigil]

im 16

[kind glade]

its just not allowed

no one would ever say

we are the same age

[fallen slate]

I mean

[wanton acorn]

What lesson should i do in aimlabs to improve my aim at valorant guys

[fallen slate]

Nah plenty people are 19

It's a bit of an awkward age but

[round belfry]

@kind glade

[native prawn]

valorant aim academy

[kind glade]

sakyoia

would u believe me and dawny are the same age

@solemn lava

[wanton acorn]

I want a snappy and flick style

[round belfry]

im 19

[floral spindle]

Never

Yall young

[fair flare]

you're all basically kids

[kind glade]

he got a couple years more and less

[spiral vigil]

no you don’t

[kind glade]

in the mental department

depending on the day

[wanton acorn]

What

[spiral vigil]

no

[round belfry]

happy birthday @kind glade

[wanton acorn]

What lesson should i do to improve my aim?

[round belfry]

proud of you.

[wanton acorn]

like

Static or smth

[kind glade]

thanks.

im 19 now

[round belfry]

you old

might be over

[south parcel]

Happy bday old fuck

[next jacinth]

yo this NFT game is actually insane

[strong coyote]

i can record what mine sounds like

cant rly hear

[balmy forge]

do anyone aim train in invert mouse

[fallen slate]

I don't think so

At least

Not a known person

[kind glade]

where u at mane

[strong coyote]

why would you do that

[next jacinth]

im watching a streamer and hes like i used to play CS I use low sens

ask his sens

its 7cm

[gloomy lark]

I don’t take shit for police

from

fuck policia

[spiral vigil]

🤤😱

[meager meteor]

quack

[round belfry]

arent you a cat

bro

say meow

[next copper]

?

why are you telling people to meow for you

[round belfry]

I hate larping furries bro

If you are a furry meow

be so for real

[meager meteor]

idiot 🐰

[errant nymph]

how do i get ranked

@round belfry

ive completed the benchmarks

but idk how to get ranked

[next copper]

@round belfry help

[next jacinth]

You get banned for that

[prime palm]

New pfp

[round belfry]

why are there like 19 pings

for me

bro

[next jacinth]

Pulko do u have flstudio

[prime palm]

No

[next jacinth]

Just using amp or

[prime palm]

I have an acoustic guitar

Still doing the spider exercise

[next jacinth]

Oh acoustic

Mine is electric

[next jacinth]

Ill try that once I wake up

[prime palm]

Wasn't able to practice for 2 weeks cuz i managed to damage my tendon in the elbow while working out

[next jacinth]

Wow we're twinning

I injured my forearm

[snow crow]

yo how many of you adjust the mouse sensor tilt angle

[next jacinth]

I tried it

But went back to 0

It depends if you're holding it at a angle or not

[feral bone]

what is this

[cunning field]

i wouldn't mess with it

[snow crow]

supposedly helps you remove the vertical drift when doing horizontal movements because of mouse sensor being at a slight angle

[next jacinth]

Theres a razer tool that tells you if u need it

[snow crow]

yeah but it kinda gives me different results every time i try

[next jacinth]

What's the max

[meager meteor]

quack

[next jacinth]

You most likely don't need it

[indigo cairn]

tense less.

[prime palm]

We did not

You need tension

But just the right amount of tension

It's called tension management

[indigo cairn]

I still find it hard to find a balance.

[prime palm]

Yep

[sturdy tusk]

who is we

im still shaky as an earthquake

[indigo cairn]

thats on u

no need.

[sturdy tusk]

who need smoothness fr

just aim

[prime palm]

It's okay man, it takes time

You're not using all your arm muscle

[indigo cairn]

bros doom gripping the mouse

[prime palm]

So one muscle group is doing the heavy work

And it gets tires

So it starts shaking

Like when you lift heavy so you start shaking

The same is with the mouse

Whenever u shake, one muscle is doing too much work

[indigo cairn]

its never the grip, ppl are goated with the weirdest grips ever.

whatever feels comfortable for u is good.

[prime palm]

Dayum

Double than me

[indigo cairn]

80cm and ur still shaking?

[prime palm]

I'm on 40

[indigo cairn]

atp u got nerve damage or something

[prime palm]

He uses mostly wrist it seems

Try using ur arm more

Do wrist exeecises with a dumbell

[indigo cairn]

yeah use more arm.

u use too much wrist for that sens

[prime palm]

Watch some videos from 1hp and start doing the exercises

Shaking comes from overtensing

[indigo cairn]

😭

[sour totem]

Fuck bro I need to check twitter more

I completely forgot I put in for the aim speed video

[errant nymph]

chat how tf do i get ranked

[indigo cairn]

BRO WDYM

[sour totem]

Pure dopamine hit me when I saw it was posted LMAO

[indigo cairn]

where ranked.

[errant nymph]

here

[indigo cairn]

can't

[errant nymph]

how do i get the rank role

[indigo cairn]

the bot has been down for like 14 days

[errant nymph]

oh.

[indigo cairn]

bot went down like the SAME day I got to GM 🥀

[sour totem]

God I love aimpspeed benchmarks

[sturdy tusk]

me too

❤️

[sour totem]

https://x.com/SpeedAim/status/2027806002779754983?t=Wz7ChwLH8sylSVFFkfCvxg&s=19

AimSpeed (@SpeedAim)

Congratulations! @unknownjadegod
unranked -> Accelerated

▶ Play video

X · Feb 28, 2026, 6:00 PM

Huge

Yes I'm late shush I don't check my twitter

[indigo cairn]

wtf is this 😭

[sour totem]

The most amazing thing ever bro

[sturdy tusk]

who is gonna congratulate my exponential

[sour totem]

The same guy

He's the owner

You gotta submit for it

They have a form on their twitter

[errant nymph]

i been grinding

[warm oasis]

What are some good budget mousepads for valorant?

Why the skull?

[indigo cairn]

whats ur budget bru

[warm oasis]

Not a fixed budget but maybe under like 30 usd

[sturdy tusk]

table

[indigo cairn]

if ur not EU can't help

i'd look for mousepads that have good deals to suggest.

[warm oasis]

I’m in India bruh I just said usd cuz if I said my budget in inr everyone would be confused

[indigo cairn]

but idk anything thats good

if its under 30 without a deal.

[gloomy lark]

when i get a job ill pull the trigger and buy the Fenrir pro

genuinely the coolest F tip mouse i’ve ever seen

[warm oasis]

What about hyperx pulse fire?

[indigo cairn]

hell no

😭

[gloomy lark]

Buy an f tip mouse

and a sp 005

[meager meteor]

when i get a j*b im buying the miao

[gloomy lark]

ski ordered one

[warm oasis]

What’s that

[meager meteor]

is this bait

[gloomy lark]

but isn’t it like

31 grams

[meager meteor]

yes

it has paws on it

[gloomy lark]

ngl that’s a turn off for me

i need like

[meager meteor]

why?

do u have weak arms

[indigo cairn]

no way a fingertip mouse is 31g???

[gloomy lark]

i’m coming from an x2f

i want something lighter than that if I’m going to get a f tip mouse

[meager meteor]

ok

ur weak.

weak arms

[warm oasis]

Steel series qck? Or what about razer gigantus v2

[meager meteor]

noodle arms

[gloomy lark]

range around 20-25 grams is noticeable

[meager meteor]

its js not tho

[gloomy lark]

finger tip mouse

[indigo cairn]

ur naming the most npc mousepads bru

[sturdy tusk]

as someone that has a qck, dont buy the qck

[gloomy lark]

from 38?

[meager meteor]

artisan zero soft orange :D

[gloomy lark]

idkkk

[indigo cairn]

his budget is below 30.

[warm oasis]

I use the Logitech g one rn should I just get that again

[gloomy lark]

besides i want something smaller

[sturdy tusk]

we are not rich

[meager meteor]

nvm

[sturdy tusk]

if you like it,sure

[gloomy lark]

like seriously smaller than the x2f

[meager meteor]

u dont have to be just beg for it

i didnt buy mine

and i got one

[sturdy tusk]

from who

i already begged 15 people

[gloomy lark]

something so i can be locked in on the finger tip grip

[sturdy tusk]

🙏

for the artisan hien

[meager meteor]

from vt general and irl

[sturdy tusk]

my irl's are poorer than me

[meager meteor]

oh

brokie mindset

[gloomy lark]

Buy a raiden Mid

[indigo cairn]

🥀

can't read ig

[meager meteor]

qck is so middd bro

[gloomy lark]

don’t diss the raiden mid

[indigo cairn]

HIS BUDGET IS BELOW 30

[gloomy lark]

oh

[sturdy tusk]

it is

its a fucking mudpad

by now

[gloomy lark]

get the raiden mid in a small then

[meager meteor]

save for artisan zero soft orang

[gloomy lark]

idk what to tell you

genuinely

all mouse pads besides artisan are out of mind for me

[sturdy tusk]

bro REALLY likes the artisan zero soft orang

[gloomy lark]

i only shill for one cloth company

[sturdy tusk]

ive used the same qck for the last 3 and a half years 🕯️

[indigo cairn]

artisans are overhyped.

[gloomy lark]

is it good

[warm oasis]

Bro I’m not spending that much on a mousepad

[sturdy tusk]

fuck no

[gloomy lark]

i had the g640

it was

something

[sturdy tusk]

it is ABSOLUTE dogshit

would rather buy rope than the qck

[sour totem]

ziden

[meager meteor]

but u will litrly never have to replace it

[sour totem]

did you submit

[sturdy tusk]

i did

[sour totem]

huge

[warm oasis]

Still I’m not spending that much

[sturdy tusk]

appearently my rank is barely enough for the owner to shout me out

[meager meteor]

:(

[sturdy tusk]

❤️

[sour totem]

yea

it starts at exponential lmao

[meager meteor]

i might beg on twitter for funds to get miao mouse

[meager meteor]

guys i need FUNDING

[sour totem]

I wanted to get accel comp but then they threw fucking control ts into it and I realized I'm not built for that

[meager meteor]

NOW!!!

[gloomy lark]

i needa get my hands on the fenrir pro

like actually need it

fuhh

it looks so good

and i need something small

[sour totem]

@peak estuary is it time for KAE JadeSOAR ?

[sturdy tusk]

buy me artisan hien

[gloomy lark]

do what I’m doing

[sturdy tusk]

🥺

[meager meteor]

and youll buy me miao?

[meager meteor]

what are u doing

[gloomy lark]

of

[south parcel]

Soar's back?

[sour totem]

It's up to nihil

[sturdy tusk]

no

❤️

[polar wave]

How do I play what is called the benchmark in aimlap？

Aimlab*

[south parcel]

Idk i hate aimlab

[sour totem]

chat how do I use twitter

[sturdy tusk]

dont

[sour totem]

My twitter so far is just

[sturdy tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149022038263078922/1325308183605936159/bounce.gif

[indigo cairn]

legit don't

[south parcel]

Type slurs

[sour totem]

animals

[sturdy tusk]

my twitter is politics and more politics

[polar wave]

how do I use twitter to broswer nsfw. Mine is empty

[sturdy tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[indigo cairn]

u stole that shit from ME?

[sturdy tusk]

maybe 🙏

idk

[brisk fossil]

the meta on twitter seems like it's to be as angry and irrational as you can possibly manage

[indigo cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1396868092780347402/SPOILER_attachment-30.gif

[polar wave]

come on tell me why? why my reactive tracking never get improved

[sour totem]

sounds lame

[sturdy tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239693595917811753/1435880445454848130/convert.gif

[polar wave]

I have practice it for like 60 hours but when today I play again, it is the same score the first time i played it

[brisk fossil]

HAHA YOU AINT TRICKED ME

[indigo cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-dap-up-laugh-wtf-gif-6738983784311231209

[sour totem]

y'all don't have auto unhide spoilers on?

[sturdy tusk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeGs3cDVrOWI2NG52NWc3czRxZTlqcDdhN3B3YXo4c3o4ZjN6OGE0ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QgzAqp5DsNG5XqOOS8/giphy.gif

[gloomy lark]

NOOOOO

MY BELOVED FENRIR PRO

[dim gale]

yo uh whats with ur ceiling

[sturdy tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-3495860185272545760

[sour totem]

you got something against his ceiling bro?

[dim gale]

it looks water damaged as fuck

[sour totem]

nah

it's popcorn ceiling

[indigo cairn]

no it dont

lol

[gloomy lark]

yeah

i was gonna say

[sour totem]

Why that's a thing I lowkey don't know

[gloomy lark]

it’s a popcorn ceiling it’s very old

[dim gale]

too big ridges to be considered one idk

[gloomy lark]

it’s kinda cool it looks like a valley of mountains

[dim gale]

so it's concrete?

[gloomy lark]

at least it did when i was a kid

[gloomy lark]

ehh

[brisk fossil]

i got a popcorn ceiling too and by god i have scraped my hands on it because my ceiling is LOW

[gloomy lark]

no concrete wouldn’t form like that

[sour totem]

it's so aids

[gloomy lark]

idk mine isn’t low

[sour totem]

thoughts?

[gloomy lark]

i also stand at 4’5

Mouse rec for hand size 10x4??

[brisk fossil]

peak

[bitter basin]

good morning guys... any hints on how to successfully apply the bardoz method... i cant for the life of me get 129 at VT ww5t... my accuracy falls at <80% with ~124

[indigo cairn]

miss less

[bitter basin]

duh 😄

[indigo cairn]

🙏

[brisk fossil]

s-cream

[quick echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733061565493936188/994567479101767690/IMG_0057.png

[sour totem]

flick fast go slow

s-bardpill

[quick echo]

Bardpill is a technique to practice static that works by going for accuracy with good form and then slowly speeding up.
The rules are:

1. No misses in the first 10 seconds
2. Maximum 3 misses throughout the run
3. Restart when you break rule 1 or 2
4. Go so slow that you finish most runs
5. Slowly speed up with these rules

[south parcel]

Ape flick, brake micro

[bitter basin]

Thank you Jade, will try

[sour totem]

wtf

I hate people

Bro Im so hungry and we're just doing ts for the fun of it

[sturdy tusk]

s-blain

[quick echo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899764364498837504/1098304297705406534/bla1n.gif

[south parcel]

REAL

[indigo cairn]

real.

[brisk fossil]

BUTTER CHICKEN DRAWER IS KINA FIRE

[bitter basin]

wife is preparing some schnitzel 😄

[sour totem]

@meager meteor https://x.com/fartdysphoria/status/2028983846155452578?s=20

Love Takes Smiles (@fartdysphoria)

how it feels joining a vc with oomfs

X · Mar 4, 2026, 12:00 AM

this you?

[sour totem]

is that pretzel?

[indigo cairn]

no 😭

[sour totem]

wtf is it then

Wait

[indigo cairn]

its like a type of meat thats beaten

[storm hamlet]

slice of meat

[sour totem]

What

[indigo cairn]

thin

[sour totem]

Okay nvm I was so far off

[storm hamlet]

its just breaded thin chicken thats fried

[sour totem]

I was lowkey gonna ask if I could have some if it was pretzel

😔

[nimble coral]

https://giphy.com/gifs/simpsons-tron-homersimpson-3o7WTxWHqKTg7BaInu

[bitter basin]

no, that is fried meat with bread crumbs

[next copper]

give

me

my

robux

[nimble coral]

no

hahaha

HAHA

HAAAAAA

[south parcel]

Ban

For scaming

[south parcel]

I mean aech is billionaire

But

[storm hamlet]

hi rx welcome back

[bitter basin]

@sour totem u basically cut thin slices of pork/chicken/beef , then apply flour, then apply egg and then bread crumbs or panko, then deep fry

[nimble coral]

hi rx welcome back

[storm hamlet]

love this guy man

[indigo cairn]

U don't cut it, u beat it.

[meager meteor]

ummm.. squeak squeak >.<

sorry

[bitter basin]

you beat it after u cut it 😄

[sour totem]

mmmmmmmm

I'm so hungry

[nimble coral]

I have a confession

I'm w*rking

[sour totem]

ew.

[indigo cairn]

wtv u say

[sour totem]

rx ain't my goat no more 🕊️

[nimble coral]

Gomenasai

😔

[south parcel]

Rx is weeb now

Gg

[storm hamlet]

thats nice man

[south parcel]

Thats not nice

[full frost]

kitty cat

[meager meteor]

trying to do pullups from a 14mm edge is not pawsome sauce...

[nimble coral]

I am learning japanese

[full frost]

dont use a 14mm edge ?

[south parcel]

#jp-chat 💛

[nimble coral]

I have been to Japan twice mane

[nimble coral]

no access

I have a Japanese wife

[south parcel]

Take up that japan role then man

[sour totem]

You can do a pullup in general?

[polar pivot]

swedish man has a japanese wife live in italy and you'll be pewdiepie if a time traveller moves a chair

[woeful sapphire]

are xraypad jade skates good

are they similar to ice v2 from esptiger @wanton thorn do u know

[wanton thorn]

havent try icev2

xraypad skates are generally good

[sturdy tusk]

really nice

[woeful sapphire]

i assumed theyd be good but i wasnt sure if theyd be similar to ice v2 thats why

[wanton thorn]

better jade air

[sturdy tusk]

i havent used the ice v2 but the jades are pretty fire

[nimble coral]

I am pewdiepie

[woeful sapphire]

whats the difference

@nimble coral can i get ur input if u have

[wanton thorn]

filling layer

[woeful sapphire]

yeah nah im good ill just get the jades then

[wanton acorn]

Anyone have a good playlist for valorant?

[solemn lava]

fire

[solemn lava]

cooked

[indigo cairn]

where is ur package att

[solemn lava]

not coming till monday

[indigo cairn]

wtf 😭

[solemn lava]

its in hong kong atm 🔥

[nova trail]

my vps on life support

[solemn lava]

i paid for 3-5 day delivery too

pissed

[meager meteor]

ya

a few

[indigo cairn]

thats what i was thinking

[sour totem]

I thought you were a fat chud

🤔

Your larp is fading

[solemn lava]

all good i can wait

i am excited tho icl

if the mousepads ass skruf

im getting you banned buddy

[indigo cairn]

bro I SWEAR ON MY LIFE 😭

[solemn lava]

im more excited for the mouse ngl

[indigo cairn]

its not like any other lgg pads

its so fire

[solemn lava]

its the lightest mouse i’ve ever used by 20g

[indigo cairn]

the mouse is probably fireee

[solemn lava]

im scared its gonna be too small ngl

[indigo cairn]

bro i remember trying saturn and shit was MUD in like 10 minutes

[solemn lava]

but i claw the fuck out of my mouse so im sure its fine

[sour totem]

yk what I think is insane

[solemn lava]

i can’t remember which lgg pad i had but it was so fucking slow

[indigo cairn]

its forsure fine

[solemn lava]

idk how anyone used that shit

[sour totem]

I think my skates are "slow" because I'm comparing to a fresh glide when they can still do like 5 360's

[solemn lava]

i played 15cm on that pad it was that slow

[indigo cairn]

ur not gonna be disappointed w neptune pro 🙏

[solemn lava]

better not be twin

[sour totem]

tazed

[indigo cairn]

matty was glazing it too

[sour totem]

If I play deadlock

who should I be trying out

[solemn lava]

depends what kinda thing ur looking for

do u wanna just hold m1 and people die

[indigo cairn]

wraith

[sour totem]

I want to be ninja

[solemn lava]

haze can go invisible and sneak on people

holliday has a lasso

uhh

[indigo cairn]

i tried deadlock bot lobby i didn't understand shit ✌️

[solemn lava]

yamato looks like an assassin

uhh

idk i’ve just woke up i can’t think

[solemn lava]

its fire once u learn i swear

[indigo cairn]

idk bro

[solemn lava]

watch a few deathy videos you’ll be sorted.

[indigo cairn]

its just the builds

farming

i dont get it

[solemn lava]

yeah u learn it quick i swear

also skruf

[indigo cairn]

i didnt even see a single soul vending machine or whatever taht shit is

[white palm]

you can see them on the map

they spawn after 8 minutes

[solemn lava]

i’m like the third/second highest rank in deadlock right i played pugs against 4 people in the highest rank last night one being highest division in that rank too and won🔥

[indigo cairn]

wow ur him

[solemn lava]

i got put on mirage 😔

[indigo cairn]

im uninstalling

[white palm]

m1 slop

[solemn lava]

i didn’t wanna play m1 but i had to flex to it

our player draft was chopped

[indigo cairn]

games too hard

and aiming feels weird

[solemn lava]

smh

you’re missing out on peak

[indigo cairn]

bro I GOT NO FRIENDS THAT EVEN PLAY GAMES LIKE THAT

000000000000000

[solemn lava]

ggs

[indigo cairn]

all are only on val or cs

[solemn lava]

a lot of my friends play it fortunately

[indigo cairn]

learning alone is so boring

pure aids

[solemn lava]

i was doing kinda mid got rico silencer and killed everything

i had like 65k dmg

it was a long ass game for a pug

[solemn lava]

true tbf

[white palm]

aiming on deadlock feels nice to me

[solemn lava]

same

it feels nicer than like any game except prime csgo

[white palm]

obviously bullets arent hitscan but youll get used to it

[indigo cairn]

idk maybe its the video settings or something

everything felt off

[solemn lava]

csgo was so responsive

weird

could be it being third person too tbf

[indigo cairn]

yeah

[rough pumice]

i tried axe and netherite pot

destroyed 2 ht4 in both modes

does that mean i can be lt3 🤔

[white palm]

what the fuck does any of that mean

[wheat shard]

Does anyone know if there is an app or feature where you can compare your earlier scores to your newer scores on benchmark? Just to see your progress

[rough pumice]

t1 = best
t5 = worst

t4 = above average

t3 = really good

[indigo cairn]

yk ur getting old when ur excited abt getting a new scrub daddy 💔

[solemn lava]

damn ur getting to that age..

[indigo cairn]

it's genly wraps

[agile lily]

t1=best
t2=1.215 tons²
t3=mid
t4=stinky
t5= worst

Yw

[solemn lava]

yeah ur cooked bro

[indigo cairn]

i literally go to the balcony to feel the fresh air and look at the nature

like thats just peak

[rough pumice]

these were my tiers when i tested 2 years ago

[indigo cairn]

life

[solemn lava]

ddoing that shit on holiday last year was so fire

i was living the life.

and then went back to england a week later fuck my chud life

[indigo cairn]

the day I get employed that means I got cloned so beware.

[storm hamlet]

that blue hein is so fire

i really need to cop

[solemn lava]

ill be waiting for the day.

also skruf the positive of my mousepad coming on monday i have a few days off when i get it im p sure

[indigo cairn]

WW

[solemn lava]

gonna be a fire week

[indigo cairn]

give the pad sometime yk

[solemn lava]

we WILL get masters snaketrack.

[indigo cairn]

after that u will try switching pads

[solemn lava]

i will i will

[indigo cairn]

and u will go back to it everytime

me with 7 pads...

[solemn lava]

i think i have around 7 too

and i always end up back on my raiden or skypad

[indigo cairn]

like I genly can't play w any other pad

they feel so bad

[solemn lava]

i dont even mind my other pads they are just chopped from years of usage

[indigo cairn]

mine are like brand new

most of them

[solemn lava]

damn i have 0 brand new pads

ive used the fuck out of all of mine

the only pad i dont like is my mpc450 because its too small

[indigo cairn]

yea idk I just tried and was like FUHH NOOO

[solemn lava]

idm the material tho

[indigo cairn]

I guess it might be the softness

every pad i have is soft

but neptune's soft doesn't feel soft

[solemn lava]

i hate soft pads ngl

i got the neptune soft though out of trust.

[indigo cairn]

u got mid?

oh

[solemn lava]

i have raiden mid

and i like the firmness

[indigo cairn]

the newer neptune pros have firm aswell wow

Gotta get dat

also after trying 500x500 i can't go back to any other size 😭

it's just perfect

[solemn lava]

500x500 is so elite

[nova trail]

Hi

[indigo cairn]

did u get 500x500 or 490x420?

[solemn lava]

xlsq i think thats 500x500?

im not sure

[indigo cairn]

oh yeah thats 500x500

WW

[solemn lava]

huge

490x420 isnt too bad

but 500x500 is so fire

[indigo cairn]

its so weird i tried finding a pad with the same stitching that neptune pro has and i couldn't find one

[cunning anchor]

@solar onyx

[solar onyx]

@cunning anchor

[indigo cairn]

too fire

like look at this @solemn lava

[solemn lava]

thats the neptune pro?

[indigo cairn]

yeah

[solemn lava]

damn

[indigo cairn]

its so smooth

[solemn lava]

u have a raiden right?

[indigo cairn]

I do

hate it

[solemn lava]

and u said neptune pro is way faster?

[indigo cairn]

for me yes

[solemn lava]

ok ok

[indigo cairn]

its so much more consistent

imo

[solemn lava]

cool

[indigo cairn]

artisans for me are bad bc of humidity

10 minutes and the pad is slow

[solemn lava]

louis said about raiden having inconsistency from x and y axis and i never noticed it

[indigo cairn]

its wraps

[solemn lava]

until he said it

[indigo cairn]

that is true bc of the pattern

[solemn lava]

yeah

[indigo cairn]

while on neptune as u can see

its consistent

[solemn lava]

yeah

[indigo cairn]

yeaaa

[solemn lava]

interesting

[indigo cairn]

u dont get sweaty hands or shit like that?

[solemn lava]

i do real bad unfortunately

[indigo cairn]

oh ur in massive luck

BOYYYYYYYY

that pad feels consistent even if its wet

like u don't feel it

[solemn lava]

u getting me hyped now man

it better not disappoint.

[indigo cairn]

dude i swear i have the worst problem when it comes to sweating, i have to wipe my hands every 2 minutes

and this is the perfect pad for me.

like PERFECT

[solemn lava]

fire

[spiral vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400367697384050750/1412199986271227965/attachment-5-1.gif

[indigo cairn]

if you'll hate it ill be so sad

[solemn lava]

im sure i wont aslong as its not slow.

[indigo cairn]

FASTTT

what skates r u on?

[solemn lava]

idk man some corepads i think?

[indigo cairn]

gotta get jades

[solemn lava]

i have no idea i havent bought them in so fucking long

wait they might be obsidians or jades

im not sure

[indigo cairn]

if u buy dots get them from aliexpress

unpatched method

[solemn lava]

yea everyone does that lmao

i cant remember what skates i have ngl

[indigo cairn]

🥀

[solemn lava]

its been like over a year since i bought them

[indigo cairn]

bro said corepad jades or obsidians 🥀

u meant xraypad?

[solemn lava]

no no i thought corepads

then i remembered

i got jades or obsidians

[indigo cairn]

if they are white then they are jades

[solemn lava]

yo what is this lmfao

[solemn lava]

they are yellow.

im p sure u cant even buy the yellow ones or atleast couldnt when i got them

and just somehow got them when i bought them

[indigo cairn]

😭

yellow skates would be ptfe no?

for glass

[woeful sapphire]

any of you chuds ever use ice v2 skates

[solemn lava]

idk man

im tryna find what they are i msged clover about them

[indigo cairn]

bru u gotta get jades or obsidian airs

if u want fast

[wheat shard]

can anyone tell me what this means? Im GUESSing its my improvement for some period of time?

[indigo cairn]

categories ur best at.

[woeful sapphire]

im just asking if u know what ice is like

[indigo cairn]

no.

[solemn lava]

bro i have 27 pages of mentions to clover this is fucking impossible to find

[wheat shard]

whats the % mean next to each?

[rough pumice]

the progress of that rank

[indigo cairn]

yep

[solemn lava]

i found it

i have obsidian pros

[indigo cairn]

really?

YELLOW OBSIDIAN PROS?

[solemn lava]

yes

im telling u i got some rare shit

[indigo cairn]

😭

[solemn lava]

i was the only person in the world with these back then..

[wheat shard]

ok so that IS showing my improvement or is it just progress TO the rank? like how close I am to achieving it or the next one?

Sorry I am a bit dumb

[rough pumice]

progress

[indigo cairn]

that is crazy

wallhack collab?

[solemn lava]

xraypad knew i was my great effect on the voltaic discord and hooked me up fr.

[solemn lava]

no idea

[solemn lava]

nah

they just said yellow obsidian pros on them

[indigo cairn]

obsidian pro yellow edition

wtf 😭

[wheat shard]

thanks!

[indigo cairn]

u can't even find it googling it

[solemn lava]

im telling u i got a prototype or some shit

[indigo cairn]

thats the only thing that popped up

if they are fast ur good then i guess 😭

[solemn lava]

they sold them for a lil bit

but not long

but that was after i got them

they didnt sell them when i got them

[rough pumice]

that's so unfair vro

[indigo cairn]

how tf u got them

they just sent u to test?

[solemn lava]

i just bought obsidian pros and got them bro idk

[indigo cairn]

wtf 😭

[solemn lava]

hell nah i dont got pull like that

[unreal folio]

Furks

Dezat

[solemn lava]

clover told me to get obsidian pros

[indigo cairn]

i wanna try obisidan airs

[solemn lava]

so i did

and i got these.

[indigo cairn]

i got regular obsidians but they are like mid

[odd hollow]

Nooooo they yeeted aether from s5.5

[indigo cairn]

more for glass ig

[solemn lava]

idm these

[odd hollow]

I guess I should be glad I didn’t push Astra so hard

[solemn lava]

5.5 is released?

[odd hollow]

is hidden

[solemn lava]

where where#

[indigo cairn]

voltaic app doesnt work bro 😭

[odd hollow]

Type 5.5 in search bar u will find it

[solemn lava]

fire

i just got aether like 2 days ago bro

then they remove it smh

drift ts def got killed too

fuck my life

[round belfry]

Tazed

[solemn lava]

the 2 scens i pushed..

[solemn lava]

yo

[round belfry]

tazed on kovaaks

wtf

[indigo cairn]

https://evxl.app/u/76561199218809416/Voltaic S5.5/Advanced?tab=charts

[rough pumice]

why are you lying

[wanton thorn]

@odd hollow

[solemn lava]

search on kovaaks lmao

dumbasses smh

[odd hollow]

Not on that bro

[indigo cairn]

i alrd found it

[solemn lava]

yea i been playing for a lil while

[wanton thorn]

[indigo cairn]

click ma link

[round belfry]

Chappell Roan
Voltaic S5.5

[rough pumice]

💔

[odd hollow]

evxl.app/hidden-benchmarks

[solemn lava]

it just shows ur 5.5 smh

[round belfry]

bro thinks hes a ⛪

[indigo cairn]

r u dumb?

[round belfry]

?

chapel bro

a church

⛪

same thing

[indigo cairn]

this mf

stone him

[odd hollow]

Time to try the new aether

[rough pumice]

my driftts is gone vro

[indigo cairn]

WWWWWWWWWWWW

[rough pumice]

#bringbackdriftts

i need my celestial

[solemn lava]

yo okay i might be dumb i cant find it either ggs

[indigo cairn]

dude...

i sent the link

of my profile..

[wanton thorn]

KovaaKsFinishingBrickredClip

[solemn lava]

yea that just shows urs though..

[indigo cairn]

SHARECODE

[round belfry]

VT Pasu Viscose Advanced S5

VT Popcorn Ava Advanced S5

[indigo cairn]

IS THERE

[round belfry]

who is ava

[rough pumice]

pasu is still sqrt right?

[rough pumice]

monarcs

[solemn lava]

chill im a noob.

[round belfry]

dawg who is that

[solemn lava]

i cant see my sheet though..

[rough pumice]

@mental garnet

[round belfry]

wait me too bro

[solemn lava]

monarcs is a goat

he has like 1k scens made

[indigo cairn]

my sheet dont even look half bad

[round belfry]

Back in my day we had raspberry

[indigo cairn]

why did they not nerf static

NERF STATIC

[idle kelp]

its supposed to be test bro

[solemn lava]

yo

[idle kelp]

nothing official

[solemn lava]

how do i find my benchmark sheet though skruf.

[round belfry]

viet

[indigo cairn]

https://evxl.app/hidden-benchmarks

[round belfry]

how they ban zcn but not you when you blatant cheater

[mental garnet]

Why am i getting tagged

[solemn lava]

oh it only has advanced ggs

[idle kelp]

idk bro

[indigo cairn]

yeah

[mental garnet]

im a girl

[rough pumice]

#removesqrt

[mental garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571426787654107147/1443729864405422100/twitter_1993105683093635093.gif

ok

[round belfry]

embed perms

gg

[mental garnet]

embed fail

gg

[solemn lava]

what the fuck is air spectral

[mental garnet]

LOL

[solemn lava]

my fault

[upper token]

New szn?

[indigo cairn]

its a test.

[solemn lava]

ehh

its like improvements of s5

and yea its just a test in development

[upper token]

Oh

[round belfry]

they just need to remove accuracay based scoring

then its perfectr

bro

[solemn lava]

deadass

[round belfry]

add back multiclick

[solemn lava]

fuck sqrt

[round belfry]

wtf is the new one

add back 6sphere

[solemn lava]

isnt it just ww no?

[indigo cairn]

eddiets WIDE???

BRO REMOVE THAT SHIT

[solemn lava]

yo 6sphere ur fucking unc

[round belfry]

6sphere my first master score

[solemn lava]

fuck 6 sphere

[round belfry]

Will never forget.

[solemn lava]

shitty ass scen.

[round belfry]

Die

[rough pumice]

can we remove sqrt scoring

[wanton thorn]

thats more doable than aether advanced

[rough pumice]

67 entries btw

[solemn lava]

im lying 6 sphere is actually good

[round belfry]

s-mattyow

[quick echo]

Q: sens keyboard mice table chair posture grip resolution refresh rate fps cpu gpu motherboard psu monitor shirt size hand size weight age vrt heart rate suppliments vitamins geolocation oxygen % in air?

A: 46cm, corsair k68 pro, GPX, random wooden desk from 2008, E-win gaming chair (blue), goblin, hybrid, 1280x720, 144hz, 200-250, Intel i7-7700 CPU @ 3.60GHz, GTX 1070, idk some random one, Benq Zowie something, M?, idk but i can comfortably palm gpx, like 125lb, 19, humanbenchmark rt pb is 161, hopefully good, none, i live in ny, less oxygen due to 6sphere, hopefully good

[solemn lava]

is it good?

[round belfry]

less oxygen due to 6sphere,

[wanton thorn]

no

[round belfry]

bro this guy knows nothing

[wanton thorn]

but doable

[solemn lava]

i actually think 6sphere is good

i just dislike

[indigo cairn]

they have to nuke static bro please

[rough pumice]

i like the new pasu a lot more already

[solemn lava]

its alot of my weaknesses so it sucks.

[wanton thorn]

bot 1 has mixed behavior like

[rough pumice]

but pasu is p*su

so

it still sucks

[round belfry]

scen cheese only bad thing

[indigo cairn]

is it act good?

[round belfry]

sens

itivitrty

cheese

[wanton thorn]

everybot in air celestial

[solemn lava]

yeah real

[upper token]

Where do i find the new benvhes?

[indigo cairn]

im not playing kvk today

[solemn lava]

azuma

can u play new air

[indigo cairn]

yea azuma try air spectral

[solemn lava]

@upper token

[upper token]

Omg its air instead of aether?

[solemn lava]

i just got aether master😔

[strong coyote]

ggs

its over dude

LOL

[solemn lava]

ah ggs this guys typing time to head out of voltaic.

[strong coyote]

tf is this format lmao

[indigo cairn]

ur right