general

[unborn vector]

ofc u should

[main compass]

Yes

[subtle tide]

website down?

[kind glade]

in valorant

[inland wave]

deadzoning is doing it very very fast in 1 spot or close and counter strafing can be varied

[unborn vector]

1st bullet accurayc 100%

[wind knoll]

whatsup with the benchmarks?

shit not workin

[kind glade]

i thought val had no first bullet

[main compass]

Use evxl.app

[kind glade]

on rifles

[main compass]

It doesn’t

Only sherif

[glacial sluice]

should I learn

[main compass]

I think

[glacial sluice]

how to counter strafe

[main compass]

Yes

[kind glade]

yes

[main compass]

100 percent

[inland wave]

No

[main compass]

Or else u can’t swing lol

[inland wave]

you dont need to

[unborn vector]

hold a strafe, release, tap opposite strafe

[kind glade]

in every tacfps u should learn some variatation

valorants is a bit different

[main compass]

?????

[glacial sluice]

isnt that just strafing?

IU thought counter was

holding a

Then holdind D to stop

when you stop

tap

[inland wave]

counter strafing doesnt really exist in val bc there isnt any movement momentum

[glacial sluice]

then unhold A

[unborn vector]

you hold a, release a, tap d to stop

[glacial sluice]

and repeat

[kind glade]

val u dont need

traditional

ounter strafing

cause momentum ALMOST instanteously stops

[glacial sluice]

why would you release A before D

[inland wave]

although how you should move depends on whether you have a wooting or not

[kind glade]

emphasis on almost

[glacial sluice]

thats just deadzoning isnt it?

[glacial sluice]

I have a wooting

🙁

[sour totem]

I sometimes fear i prove my haters right then i remember I have no haters

[unborn vector]

i have not heard of this term

[kind glade]

I hate on you bro dw

You're asc

in 2026

[sour totem]

Wrong

I'm diamond

[glacial sluice]

when you keep moving but shoot when your speed is at 0

[kind glade]

...

[glacial sluice]

thats deadzoning

[kind glade]

diamond in 2026

👃👃

[glacial sluice]

cuz you shoot when in deadzone

[sour totem]

It's big chill man

I just do dumb shit

Have fun

No care in the world

[kind glade]

i have fun and im not diamond Lmk bro.

Skill gap.

Age gap.

[inland wave]

@sour totem i own you btw

[kind glade]

Experiene gap.

[sour totem]

You're bronze ik

[unborn vector]

idk i just know counter strafing

[sour totem]

You'll be like me one day

[kind glade]

Nice try bro.

[unborn vector]

😭

[kind glade]

Cant even attempt the ragebait.

[sour totem]

Nice career why are you losing still

[inland wave]

i have to carry my dumbass friend LOL

[sour totem]

You're not bronze?

[kind glade]

a couple thousands of rr above that.

[sour totem]

So like gold?

[inland wave]

bros immo 2

noob

[kind glade]

a couple more

[sour totem]

Plat?

Nah

[kind glade]

a little more

[sour totem]

Gold is right

[kind glade]

a couple thousand more from plat

[sour totem]

I don't think you could be higher than gold

You're a Fortnite kid

[leaden sundial]

snow is silve

[kind glade]

Okay bro we own u

in valorant

[sour totem]

You don't own anyone

[woeful sapphire]

im higher rank than u as jade btw

[wispy axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398137078159773787/1468115130158940224/attachment.gif

[kind glade]

whos he talking to

[sour totem]

This isn't a flex by any means

You guys should be a higher rank than me

[woeful sapphire]

jade

[kind glade]

yikes bro

[sour totem]

I don't play the game

[upper token]

Jade complete looks cool

[leaden sundial]

snow $400 burger king gift card fortnite winnings

[upper token]

Normal jade looks shit

[kind glade]

ur lower rank than a jade

[inland wave]

how many hrs do u have in val

[kind glade]

Chill.

[sour totem]

Idk

Over the past 5 years somewhere in the 1k range I assume

[kind glade]

I have a bit more than $400 earned.

[kind glade]

enough to be imm3

[woeful sapphire]

like 6 or 7 hundred

[sour totem]

Probably

[inland wave]

i hit imm 3 at 1.2k so lock in

[sour totem]

Why

I don't want to

[woeful sapphire]

yeah just take the L

[inland wave]

why do u want to be shit

[woeful sapphire]

stay bronze

[sour totem]

You're operating under the belief I want to play valorant at a high level

I do not care

[leaden sundial]

no cuz u owe me it

[inland wave]

im operating under the belief that u want to be bad

[kind glade]

okay bro

[sour totem]

I got my immo buddy once I don't need to do anymore

[kind glade]

valyn is so good

[upper token]

Cod masters>immortal val

[sour totem]

I'm also too dogshit to even attempt to get a high rank

So there's no real point

[leaden sundial]

legally binding okay bro

[kind glade]

no

[sour totem]

If I can have fun in my low elo why go higher?

[kind glade]

im running outta money

fortnite was in the past

[idle kelp]

can i have some money

[upper token]

Fortnite is easy

[woeful sapphire]

he just said hes running out

are u stupid?

[kind glade]

facts?

[upper token]

One of easiest games to go pro in

[sour totem]

Just win more.

[kind glade]

i like this guy.

[sour totem]

?

[leaden sundial]

snow running outta money so i can run into money

[woeful sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-goldman-gold-man-india-gold-man-india-gold-gif-3122376008029050460

[runic cargo]

insane competition though no?

[woeful sapphire]

viet if liking feet was a job

[kind glade]

No

this game

became impossible

[upper token]

No its easy

[kind glade]

after the peterbot era

[inland wave]

heyyy

[sour totem]

You can't win anymore?

[kind glade]

bro

[runic cargo]

hi

[kind glade]

after peterbot

[inland wave]

no way u hit radiant??

[kind glade]

beame mainstream

its impossible

these guys try way too hard

[runic cargo]

this is the voltaic benchmark rank

[inland wave]

oh lmao

[runic cargo]

i was NA rad boundary though

[upper token]

Peterbot aint that good lol if tfue was in his prime he would wash him

[runic cargo]

peaked 459 earlier today

[inland wave]

sheesh

ur going pro

[runic cargo]

hopefully 🙏

[kind glade]

You couldve at least chose a better player for bait

[sour totem]

You're sounding like me right now snow

[inland wave]

easy bro you got the age and rank for it

[runic cargo]

the second i hit rad bro my camera roll will be FULL

[kind glade]

Im not settling for less

[upper token]

I was waiting for u to reply to the bait

[inland wave]

fair

[kind glade]

All i did was move back to valorant

[inland wave]

do you want me to send you some discords to lft

[runic cargo]

yes

[sour totem]

Smh

[upper token]

Is radiant in val hard?

[woeful sapphire]

make a highlight on ur insta with it and put the caption "im nothing like y'all" "made it out the hood" "all the hard work paid off" and make sure u tilt ur phone while u take a pic of ur monitor

[woeful sapphire]

yes

[sour totem]

I just don't think I can get better at val so I've stopped trying tbh

[kind glade]

just play

[sour totem]

Too hard

[woeful sapphire]

idk why you give up at all

[runic cargo]

i started iron3 so im gonna milk the fuck out of it

[upper token]

Are ppl in val toxic?

[kind glade]

no

[runic cargo]

most of the time

[sour totem]

Not rlly

[woeful sapphire]

how were u so fucking buns bro

[runic cargo]

im really nice though so people arent mean to me

[sour totem]

Games too hard bro

[glacial sluice]

alr

[runic cargo]

valorant is my first fps game :<

[woeful sapphire]

youre too shit

[kind glade]

guy said hes really nice

[glacial sluice]

its time Ilearn to counter strafe

[kind glade]

😭

[upper token]

Like do ppl flame u if play bad

[glacial sluice]

Once I learn to counter strafe

radiant here I come

[glacial sluice]

yes.

[runic cargo]

you have to play VERY bad

[glacial sluice]

yesterday

I had a bad game

and my teammate said

[upper token]

😭

[kind glade]

depends what level u are

[glacial sluice]

"my reyna is so dogshit blame him he sucks"

holy"

and then left

[graceful sable]

are we counter strafing in val now...

[kind glade]

people are a bit more understandable

[woeful sapphire]

do i cop vandal or no

[sour totem]

Just don't pull a jade bro

[kind glade]

worst shop

[glacial sluice]

yup

[sour totem]

If you pull a jade everything is over for you

[upper token]

Rivals and ow hella toxic lol

[kind glade]

ive seen

[wispy axle]

as they should do

[graceful sable]

for what reason

[wispy axle]

🧘

[kind glade]

vandal is outdated

by 3 years

[woeful sapphire]

ok so snow is saying no

who else

[kind glade]

i think

[woeful sapphire]

who else

[upper token]

Idm toxic ppl in games

[sour totem]

Yo you're saying you'd flame me?

Wtf firiya

[kind glade]

firiya is a pussy

[glacial sluice]

become a duel god

[kind glade]

he wouldnt mic up

lmk

[upper token]

U def flame ur team8s

[graceful sable]

the game has no momentum

[kind glade]

guess his rae

race

[graceful sable]

hop on cs2

[unkempt sorrel]

im tryna connect my discord for the benchmarks and i keep getting this message: upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. retried and the latest reset reason: remote connection failure, transport failure reason: delayed connect error: 111

can anyone help?

[wispy axle]

yh cause they would play worse

they are already dogshit

[upper token]

Asian?

[graceful sable]

its just ad spam

[wispy axle]

so i might aswell leave them be

[upper token]

Nah

French

[wispy axle]

but u can't complain if u get flamed

if u are ass

[sour totem]

One day I'll wake up and be good at val

[kind glade]

yes u can

[sour totem]

It's the only way

[kind glade]

my go to excuse

[graceful sable]

I am being flamed by my 4/16 chamber

[kind glade]

is im playing evil valorant

[sour totem]

My only option left

[graceful sable]

while 24/10

[glacial sluice]

https://streamable.com/69i1zc

[woeful sapphire]

okay i wont buy the vandal snow

thank u

[graceful sable]

do I get to be racist

[glacial sluice]

I know you see the vision

[kind glade]

the guns outdated

if no one else is using it

you shouldnt either

[glacial sluice]

just wait

[graceful sable]

boy just let go off the key

[glacial sluice]

until I learn it

[kind glade]

#mentality

[woeful sapphire]

yeah but i mean i just be buying skins so i thought id add it to the colleciton

[sour totem]

Wtf are you even trying to do

[upper token]

Y are u shooting bots gng

[glacial sluice]

basically

[glacial sluice]

to learn it obv

[glacial sluice]

you can fully move

[kind glade]

is this satire

[glacial sluice]

in valorant

and still shoot

[upper token]

Learn what?????

[glacial sluice]

theres a point

between

going left and right

fully moving

you can shoot

caleld a deadzone

[graceful sable]

apperantly everyone from iron to diamond fucking knows this point

[glacial sluice]

Im trying

[wispy axle]

the fuck u trynna do

[glacial sluice]

to master

the deadzone

[graceful sable]

and I get one tapped in every elo

[wispy axle]

🥀

[glacial sluice]

so I can spam it

[wispy axle]

deadzoning 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[upper token]

U know something we dont

[sour totem]

Yeah cause it's called let go shoot go again?

[floral spindle]

Enable the movement stat

For thay

[sour totem]

Very easy

[fallen slate]

My discord is dying

[graceful sable]

no they keep moving

[upper token]

Hes wallrunning in valorant

[undone fiber]

gang what is this

[floral spindle]

It shows the shooting accuracy

[graceful sable]

gng is tryna counter strafe in val

[floral spindle]

Grrrr

[kind glade]

we dont need that bro

we see the inaccuracy

[upper token]

Ever delete u getting cooked😭

[kind glade]

with the bullet holes

😭

[undone fiber]

https://giphy.com/gifs/army-soldier-1000-yard-stare-bmeDJaFPfstSxbdiGV

[glacial sluice]

I got 10 hours in valorant

with 0 tacfps experience

[upper token]

Bro spawned the valorant avengers

[glacial sluice]

idc yo

[floral spindle]

He probably needs it more than you 😂

[kind glade]

guy let his bullet almost hit the monitor

🍴🍴

[floral spindle]

It helps with the timing

[graceful sable]

it shows

[sour totem]

Don't worry ever one day I'll be like you

[graceful sable]

stop tryna hit bots

[kind glade]

overcomplicating it

[graceful sable]

and go on DM

[kind glade]

@ever

[glacial sluice]

i was top 500 in valorant

wait not val

[upper token]

I cant get into val but gl

[glacial sluice]

I meant siege

in my first 2 seasons alr?

im a prodigy

[graceful sable]

please go play DM

[floral spindle]

We larpin now

[glacial sluice]

no

i need to learn

[kind glade]

good shit jynxzi

[glacial sluice]

want my video

[kind glade]

now try to shoot straight

[floral spindle]

Did I use it correctly snow

[glacial sluice]

of me hitting 748

[graceful sable]

yes you learn in DM

[glacial sluice]

?

[graceful sable]

val isnt kovaaks

[kind glade]

...

[floral spindle]

Mi no play siege

[glacial sluice]

Ill do deathmatch

once I can

deadzone

every bullet

with acc

[floral spindle]

English amigo

[kind glade]

dude

ur overcomplicating

[graceful sable]

just let go off the key...

[kind glade]

the game

[graceful sable]

what deadzone

[kind glade]

so hard

[upper token]

😭

[kind glade]

ur just running off with valorant lingo

i guarantee if u just experiment

you will understand

[graceful sable]

they overhyped this stupid SOCD thing and now I have a HE keyboard I overpaid for

give me my money back

[upper token]

Valorant accent smh

[graceful sable]

valorant accent scammed me

[spiral panther]

ong u scammed urself

💀

[upper token]

I only got a he keyboard cuz it was on sale and spilled coffee on old one

[glacial sluice]

no

but

why would I stop moving

when i can shoot

without stopping

?

[graceful sable]

oh yeah I needed a new kb just thought I'd see what the hype is

[spiral panther]

i play on rubber domes

i have no issues

[graceful sable]

okay Topre calm down

[upper token]

Mine is nice tbh got a slice75he for 110 it feels much better then my apex pro

[floral spindle]

Y play deadlock, u got a lot of issues

[sour totem]

Being a good val player is realizing all you have to do is shoot them

[graceful sable]

I've a 68he

[spiral panther]

no

[kind glade]

ew bro

[sour totem]

Trust me I'm iron 1

[kind glade]

get this shit off my screen

[spiral panther]

??

[idle kelp]

time to buy tenz wooting guys

[spiral panther]

💔

[upper token]

I love how heavy the case is lol my apex pro would move sm

[graceful sable]

ts is 2kgs

[floral spindle]

Poor guy that tenz

[upper token]

😭

[idle kelp]

breakup buff in the keyboard

[compact whale]

why do i have to relearn static every session.

[idle kelp]

need

[graceful sable]

I'm getting side print keycaps the moment I find a good one

[spiral panther]

ur muscles didnt remember

[floral spindle]

He gotta comeback with I miss her as his name

[graceful sable]

geniunely just using RGB to see which profile I'm on

completely useless otherwise can't even see in the dark

[upper token]

I need keycaps with ÖÄÅ man

[floral spindle]

Äöå

Better

[floral spindle]

Don’t u remember em?

[graceful sable]

I have japanese shit on mine yet no ü ç i ö

pmo

[floral spindle]

Without having them on the keycaps

[upper token]

Mf im typin them in order they are on keyboard

[graceful sable]

clearly he does since he put them 🙏

[upper token]

Japanese

Are u jaoanese?

[main compass]

Me with pgt

Why is raw control so hard

Lowkey I keep losing focus

[floral spindle]

I miss pgt

[graceful sable]

no the 68he comes with em

[main compass]

I’m always at pb pace

Until 30 seconds

[upper token]

Oh

[main compass]

Then I just die

[graceful sable]

pb pace until last 10 seconds

[upper token]

Thx lord i never got wooting

[graceful sable]

and than I track air for 10 seconds

[upper token]

Shits like 250

[crisp forge]

no theres just a stereotype that soldier players dont know how to play the game

[graceful sable]

https://giphy.com/gifs/running-run-runs-sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo

amazing agent

[woeful sapphire]

whats 68he

[graceful sable]

just abuse running until you get to an elo where people can track you 🙏

[graceful sable]

keyboard

[upper token]

A keyboard

From slice

[graceful sable]

its from Chilkey...

[upper token]

Yh that

[pulsar storm]

get chinese

same thing

[woeful sapphire]

what brand

[pulsar storm]

but cheap

[graceful sable]

Chilkey Slice68 he

[upper token]

I got chilkey

[graceful sable]

boy it wasn't cheaper

I paid 200 euros for ts

[pulsar storm]

genji on top

[pulsar storm]

i paid 30 for same thing

[graceful sable]

including the copious amount I paid for shipment

[upper token]

I got mine on black friday for 110 its 200 now

[woeful sapphire]

yeah, wooting is still more consistent when u look at actual analysis of the keyboard but like the consistency difference is so little that youer better off not paying $250 for a keyboard if you dont have extra money laying around

[pulsar storm]

wooting shit quality

[graceful sable]

the v2 is pretty ok if u get the metal case

which makes it 240 euros

[sturdy flame]

My pb is on 75 cm, Im close to hitting the same score on 13.6 cm glasspad lmao

[upper token]

Is wooting the finalmeme of keyboards?

[graceful sable]

no

because finalmeme is an actual meme

and wooting is overhyped but also overhated at the same time

[glacial sluice]

why is wooting hated on?

im getting a free wooting 60he+

[upper token]

I have bought 5 finalmeme mice amd only 3 worked think about that

Wallhack the finalmeme of mousepads tho

Cringe ah name go back to skypad

[graceful sable]

I might get an SP004 for my next mousepad

[upper token]

Get polarity

[spiral panther]

its overpriced and outperformed by venom

[upper token]

Actually @crisp forge can recommend u glasspads

[graceful sable]

150 eur including shipping with copious wait time

or 100 euros with amazon next day

[upper token]

Enjoy the gamble

U can also get on zerk its in uk and shippin isnt long

[glacial sluice]

how is it outperformed

?

[spiral panther]

latency

[graceful sable]

I don't want it to be in the UK 😭

[spiral panther]

same tech better latency and cheaper

[glacial sluice]

by how much?

[upper token]

Where u from

[graceful sable]

Italy

[woeful sapphire]

how much is venom, might get one then

[spiral panther]

i dont have the graph but its cheaper fs

[orchid flower]

its fine just expensive now that theres other options

[upper token]

I mean if u get a good sp04 with no qc issues its fine ig

[crisp forge]

NONE

[graceful sable]

I'll very much likely not change my mousepad tbh

[graceful sable]

its amazon

[upper token]

My sp literally slower then my raiden

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/reisa-uzawa-reisa-nuke-truth-nuke-blue-archive-gif-230619699682474629

[graceful sable]

also why is the sp005 literally a 10x better unbox experience

[glacial sluice]

https://streamable.com/sdfma4

look at it .

[crisp forge]

its come w a shitty case

but it is cool

[graceful sable]

please just play dms

[upper token]

Idk cuz the surface is the same as sp04….

[graceful sable]

PLEASE

[upper token]

So performance wise its same pad lol

[glacial sluice]

once I master this

Im gonna be a demon

[light pagoda]

move on

[graceful sable]

I'm happy with the hiens speed

its just fabric being fabric

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-cat-gif-26653034

[upper token]

fear not the player who has played 10,000 Deathmatches, but I fear the player who has shot the same bots 10,000 times

[upper token]

I love hien

My fav cloth pad

Rough texture is nice

[main compass]

Literally me

[graceful sable]

the player who has played 10000 deathmatches scares me to no end

[glacial sluice]

I will master valorant aim

[crisp forge]

https://fixvx.com/p4ttiie/status/2022638859444781187?s=20

P4ttiie (@p4ttiie)

PGL gotta be the organizer with the most crazy music
like what is this remix

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 14, 2026, 11:47 AM

[sour totem]

I wonder if anyone has played that many yet

[graceful sable]

deffo did

pros are known to play 10+ dms a day

so theres always that

Lewn has 9300 too

and also he wins 61% of DMs damn

[wispy axle]

sayf

is dm final boss

[compact whale]

grrrrr

[crisp forge]

https://fixvx.com/IntercontGTC/status/2022752478794502491?s=20

Intercontinental GT Challenge (@IntercontGTC)

Confirmation that the Mustang hit a kangaroo on Conrod Straight. Mies appears shaken - as you would be - but ok.

LIVE 📺 http://youtube.com/watch?v=-RTAjIZCMzM

#IGTC | #B12Hr 🦘

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tf going on in australia

[graceful sable]

18k dm games is insane

[obtuse skiff]

anyone know how to turn this stupid firework sparks thing off

i literally cant see

[weak ridge]

How do i know if my mouse skates are worn what do i look after visually

[compact whale]

turn off effects i think

[obtuse skiff]

i have it on high

that explains it

[regal stag]

hey gamers

[upper token]

Put effects low

I had that aswell

Annoying asf

[obtuse skiff]

yeah i fixed it

[clear trench]

starting to feel the movement

[solemn lava]

it’s 1am i slept 40 mins do i hop on the kovaaks lmk

[gritty bloom]

always

[cosmic skiff]

how is it taking this long to fix the website

[crisp forge]

bro just started playing and already has skins

💔

[cosmic skiff]

why is ur sojourn a man

[hard stump]

i am delighted that you bestowed this honor on me

i will happily oblige your call to action

[idle fjord]

Tbf

Game just throws them shits at you

I had tons of skins before I spent my first $1

[crisp forge]

this one paid though no

[idle fjord]

No?

I got the same skin for free iirc

[solemn lava]

they are making sure it doesn’t happen again

[crisp forge]

how

[floral spindle]

https://youtu.be/GPznZ-0Ns2k?si=1b9cqbX-FASwFYaQ

Bro this shit

Just slaps

[pulsar storm]

i got mine from ow1

[pulsar storm]

poo

[obtuse skiff]

that skin isnt paid

i think

[floral spindle]

?

[crisp forge]

women beater 💔

[floral spindle]

Great rockstar

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-lions-sigma-sigma-male-quotes-gif-16343707733892664706

[idle fjord]

Freemium currency I think

If not out of a box or smth

[solemn lava]

old uzi is kinda fire

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-cat-gif-26653034

[crisp forge]

i forgot they added lootboxes back

icl

[idle fjord]

Ye

[floral spindle]

Bro he was hungry

[solemn lava]

u can be a bad person and make good music

[solemn lava]

deadass

[idle fjord]

Unfortunately

He is not one

💀

[crisp forge]

true but his music sucks so

[solemn lava]

no one was ever more hungry than young kanye though ❤️

[floral spindle]

This is my all time fav https://youtu.be/Jfki4E_mK9c?si=vUfyj9eLav5nx-HC

[solemn lava]

he got bangers back then.

[main compass]

Who want me I’m goated at ow

!!!!

[floral spindle]

Beatin 50’s ass on his prime

[solemn lava]

we ALL was bumping uzi in 2018

[crisp forge]

no

we was not

[floral spindle]

We all did for sure

[solemn lava]

kanye forever my goat

kanye and cloverisl.

[solemn lava]

u a bum then twin

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/komugi-komaru-lick-love-cute-gif-5613433144804771044

[rose night]

i thought u got banned

[crisp forge]

what

[solemn lava]

how goated

[main compass]

I can one clip 50 percent of the time 100 percent of the time on tracer

[rose night]

cuz of the israel thing u said

[solemn lava]

i feel that.

[crisp forge]

no that was taken out of context bro

[clear trench]

i mean i played like 2 days straight

[crisp forge]

😭

[floral spindle]

HAHAHHA

U had to include him

[clear trench]

got it for free

[solemn lava]

i always include clover.

i respect my goats

[solemn lava]

idk man seemed pretty in context to me.. (i was there for the context)

[solemn lava]

still is crazy to type lmfao

[crisp forge]

i mean ya thats the point

[main compass]

I wanna hit masters with 300 hours

[rose night]

yeah i alr saw

[main compass]

Lowkey

[solemn lava]

you had to have known it was gonna get ss out of context

[rose night]

thats literally worse than all my incidents combined 😭

[crisp forge]

oh 100%

[main compass]

My vt rank is always 1 below my in game

[solemn lava]

so we are noob?

[obtuse skiff]

how do i make this thing go up

:(

[crisp forge]

yall ever accidentally pee on your pants while taking a piss or that just me

[floral spindle]

???

[solemn lava]

sometimes.

[normal flint]

Sometimes fosho

[floral spindle]

0 aim

Skill issue

[solemn lava]

i be wearing some baggy joggers sometimes.

[crisp forge]

how do i aim train my piss stream

[eternal star]

wat

[crisp forge]

is there vstp for piss streams

[solemn lava]

the aftershock be getting me.

[solemn lava]

lddh fixed

[floral spindle]

Actually I’m too tired

For this chat

Bro the saddest song started playing

[solemn lava]

don’t leave me man 💔

[floral spindle]

In my ears

Ggz

[solemn lava]

cooked

[kind glade]

hi im tazed and im a bum

[gritty bloom]

gl sleeping 🙏

[solemn lava]

oh it’s time to go to sleep

[sour totem]

Truth?

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-michi-gif-16803606052119540140

[eternal star]

bro just sit down

[crisp forge]

no thats for girls

[solemn lava]

that’s sissy shit.

this dude gets it

[sour totem]

Nothing more comfy than the throne tho

[eternal star]

true

[solemn lava]

to shit not piss.

[crisp forge]

cap

[solemn lava]

some tiktok

fire

[eternal star]

both

[floral spindle]

Bro

Taz

My eye color

Got lighter

Da fuck

[sour totem]

Normal

[crisp forge]

what is this new ow ui

save me

[sour totem]

Most eyes can get lighter or darker

[solemn lava]

my eyes just be red recently 💔

[sour totem]

Mine can go to an almost grey

It's very scary

[floral spindle]

No like extra light

Grrr

[sour totem]

Considering my eyes are fucking brown Lmao

[floral spindle]

I have pretty dark browns

[sour totem]

Samesies

[floral spindle]

Now they are soft hazel

[solemn lava]

my girls eye colour changes from like fully green to fully brown it’s mad weird

[sour totem]

Yeah that happens pretty often

[floral spindle]

BEI

Mine too

[sour totem]

Mine can go to a light blue/grey

[floral spindle]

Green to like blue grey

Hints of blue

[solemn lava]

yeah it’s weird

[floral spindle]

I get confused asf

I call her a gecko for that LOL

[sour totem]

If you guys could do one thing in gaming what would it be

[solemn lava]

idek what eye colour i have i cant lie

[floral spindle]

Not get pissed about my teammates

[sour totem]

The fuck you mean

[solemn lava]

that’s fire

[solemn lava]

i don’t look at my eyes bro

[sour totem]

Brother just look at your eyes and see the color?

[solemn lava]

i think brown

[solemn lava]

i’m in bed man

[sour totem]

Everyone should look into their own eyes man

It's healthy I think

[solemn lava]

probably

[floral spindle]

Nonchalant type shi

[fallen slate]

https://tenor.com/view/you-look-lonely-i-can-fix-that-bladerunner2049-gif-27127278

[solemn lava]

i just look mad tired all the time so i don’t take notice anymore

[sour totem]

I'm sure there's some random ass study about looking into your mirror

[solemn lava]

type shi type shi

[sour totem]

No one can fix it

It's been over man

[solemn lava]

lmk

[unreal sky]

Be the best variety gamer

[sage tusk]

yuck

[solemn lava]

be the faker of deadlock 🔥

[solemn lava]

u not beating jynxzi lil bro

[floral spindle]

Ohh shi

I got a brownie

[solemn lava]

that’s fire

[floral spindle]

Lemme inhale tha real quick

[sage tusk]

is jynxi actually good

like outside of r6

[sour totem]

Why do you say that after the "worst trans aimer" bro?

[solemn lava]

he revived 3 games last year

[sour totem]

Interesting

[sage tusk]

😭

im innocent i swear

[solemn lava]

and he’s p good at clash royale

[unreal sky]

I can dream😔

[floral spindle]

Lg next

[solemn lava]

he’s ass at rocket league though.

[unreal sky]

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-1251875630135871970

[solemn lava]

jynxzi putting up a mean 10%

[fallen slate]

Y'all ever just

[solemn lava]

nah not allowed sorry twin

[fallen slate]

Mm

[floral spindle]

No

[solemn lava]

i dabble

[floral spindle]

We don’t

[fallen slate]

Sometimes I want to be like

🫃

Ok

Wrong emoji

But it makes it even funnier

[solemn lava]

i don’t dabble in that.

[fallen slate]

My god

[unreal sky]

What first I can't go outside now this? I'm destined to be mid😔

[potent sand]

WILDDDDD

[fallen slate]

[potent sand]

LMFAO DAWNY

[fallen slate]

That's what I meant to press bro

[solemn lava]

the way of the world.

[fallen slate]

I'm so sad actually

[potent sand]

Going in the Dawny files

[solemn lava]

pretty big difference there i can’t lie

[fallen slate]

I would look good with a baby bump

[potent sand]

Holy crap

[potent sand]

VRO

[unreal sky]

😔

[fallen slate]

It's so sad that they're right beside each other

I'm also laying sideways

[solemn lava]

i’d look a tad weird i reckon.

[fallen slate]

So my hand eye coordination isn't the best

[solemn lava]

same tbf

[fallen slate]

Wow

[kind glade]

dont you already look like that

👀

[potent sand]

Not as good as Dawny in a dress

[sour totem]

Dawny when's the gym session?

[solemn lava]

i actually just realised i’ve been here so long not a single person knows what i look like and sub 10 people have heard my voice

there’s been a hand reveal though 🔥

[kind glade]

i know what u look like

[spiral panther]

u british

[kind glade]

and sound

[solemn lava]

no u don’t buddy.

[kind glade]

join vc rn

[solemn lava]

aight bro.

[kind glade]

lets do a face reveal

[solemn lava]

i’m in bed

[kind glade]

together

[floral spindle]

Did u clip it

[solemn lava]

i also don’t have a camera

[sour totem]

No one here knows either of those for me

I think like 2 people have heard my voice max

[spiral panther]

send

[sour totem]

I'm mysterious like that

[floral spindle]

Reveal

[solemn lava]

snow have we ever played a game ever

[kind glade]

no we would have rank disparity

also ur eu

[solemn lava]

nah gotta stay hidden im like batman in this shit

[solemn lava]

we coulda ran fn 💔

i always used to play na

[spiral panther]

bro tryna be playboy carti

[kind glade]

Bro

why is

[solemn lava]

travis scott on halloween 🔥

[kind glade]

my default

reaction

when i double tap

a heartbreak

[spiral panther]

my shit a skull

[floral spindle]

Mine too

[kind glade]

I tried to click on his food

and i just

[solemn lava]

i don’t have one if i double tap what does this mean

[kind glade]

throe out a heartbreak

[floral spindle]

More like the joker

[kind glade]

This shits fucked up

[sour totem]

Is this coleslaw or pasta

[kind glade]

okay this is a fitting skull

[keen cloud]

Carolina slaw

[solemn lava]

deadass

[sour totem]

I genuinely cannot tell

So it is slaw

[keen cloud]

Like god intended

[floral spindle]

How blind are u

[sour totem]

I'm on a tiny ass phone screen

[kind glade]

right..

[sour totem]

I'm sorry I can't see full HD resolution

[floral spindle]

Mhm…

[solemn lava]

phone makes u blind gg

[sour totem]

It does

[spiral panther]

how asian r u

[kind glade]

?

[sour totem]

Negative

[spiral panther]

?

[sour totem]

I'm white as fuck

[kind glade]

Who wants to sleep call

[kind glade]

tazed?

[kind glade]

is this coleslaw or pasta

[sour totem]

Now this is pasta

[floral spindle]

It’s 2 am brother

[solemn lava]

i’ve already had my 40 mins of sleep sorry snow

[floral spindle]

Don’t make me hungry

[keen cloud]

Kill shot

[solemn lava]

that shit look good man

[floral spindle]

I hope

U have a good day.

[solemn lava]

when you gonna cook for me coach ben.

[sour totem]

Coach ben you should be fined for the laws you're breaking rn

[floral spindle]

Eating dis baby

[keen cloud]

U can read the fine print on law but can’t tell if it’s slaw

[kind glade]

Okay imma nap to the thought of tazed.

[solemn lava]

it’s time to rise and grind.

[sour totem]

Yes

[solemn lava]

oh two very differing messages

goodnight snow sleep well😜

oh

ok

goodnight 😔

[sour totem]

Snow go have sweet dreams

[kind glade]

goodnight.

[floral spindle]

What an aggressive pup

[kind glade]

?

[floral spindle]

Zzz well

[sour totem]

Wouldn't kitten be more accurate

[potent sand]

Yep

[solemn lava]

small man syndrome.

[sour totem]

Cause pfp is cat

[potent sand]

@floral spindle

[floral spindle]

I can smell it

[potent sand]

Which is better

[floral spindle]

Perfect

[solemn lava]

i feel that.

[floral spindle]

Both are incredibly beautiful

[floral spindle]

Lowkey

[sour totem]

I feel like this is just a truth some people gotta accept about themselves more often

[floral spindle]

I don’t want to get clipped

[sour totem]

I'd also look killer in a skirt and thigh highs

[floral spindle]

But u saw it

[potent sand]

Vro

Might save this also for when u hit Astra

[sour totem]

If I hit Astra

[floral spindle]

No tazed

I ain’t.

[solemn lava]

huh

WE all are.

[floral spindle]

I got a loving girl cro

NO

[potent sand]

Egirl

[solemn lava]

me too twin.

[floral spindle]

ILL GET BEHADED

[potent sand]

She not real

[solemn lava]

we ALL are

[spiral panther]

what is this btw

[floral spindle]

Ayo

[solemn lava]

no exceptions.

[floral spindle]

No slander allowed

[floral spindle]

Imma tell ur girl

The shit ur pulling

Just wait

[crisp forge]

why are all of sols skins so ugly

[solemn lava]

imagine your girl finding out ur level 70 voltaic i don’t think she’d ever speak to me again

i gotta hide this server fr

[sour totem]

One day my ai girlfriend will be real then we'll see who's laughing

[floral spindle]

LMAO

I got blackmail on you now.

Ggz

[solemn lava]

cooked

[potent sand]

How r u lvl 70

What’s ur voltaic rank tazed

[solemn lava]

5 years

[sour totem]

Mine would know cause I'd already of been talking about aim training

[potent sand]

R u just a yapper or actually good aimer

[solemn lava]

i don’t want to say.

[sour totem]

Tazed is jade?

Maybe diamond

[solemn lava]

i only have like 5 hunnid hours in 5 years

jade??

[crisp forge]

!rank 702848024769986580

[solemn lava]

diamond????

[floral spindle]

Tazed hardstuck gold

[solemn lava]

hell nawh

[sour totem]

Oh you're actually good?

Like nova?

[potent sand]

WOW

[crisp forge]

so top 10 is 80

[solemn lava]

put some respect on me.

[solemn lava]

top 10 is78

[sour totem]

You're plat then got it

[potent sand]

S3 gm

[solemn lava]

thank you

[floral spindle]

Go hit acs

Asc

[solemn lava]

i have TWO grand master scores.

[potent sand]

REAL

[solemn lava]

nah imma hit the kvks then go back to sleep

[solemn lava]

atleast i think i do

[sour totem]

I also have two grandmaster scores we're twinning omg

[solemn lava]

one on aimlab one on kovaak

[rose night]

if she cut u off for that then she aint the one

[solemn lava]

she the one joey.

she just doesn’t understand the nuances of aiming.

but i can live with that

[sour totem]

Listen if my girl won't listen to me yap about random nerd shit I think I'd cry

[rose night]

ngl id tear that shit up

[floral spindle]

😭

[solemn lava]

she already think i’m hella autistic if i start talking about aim training

i’m cooked

[floral spindle]

Bro mine things it’s attractive

Thay I’m nerdy

[rose night]

if my gurl dont fw me talking about random shit then i wont fw her

[floral spindle]

HAHAHAHA

[rose night]

ngl i dont think i consider myself nerdy

[solemn lava]

same but i think aim training is too far for her.

[floral spindle]

I don’t either…

[solemn lava]

i don’t think i’m nerdy i just like nerd shit

[floral spindle]

But for her it’s like

I’m aiming at a pill

[solemn lava]

and i nerd out about things i enjoy

[rose night]

i feel like im too normie to be nerdy tbh

[floral spindle]

To improve

[sour totem]

If the philosophical bullshit I yap about isn't the end the aim training definitely will be

[rose night]

would aim training be considere nerdy?

[floral spindle]

LMAO

[sour totem]

"sorry babe 5 more minutes I swear I can get this score"

[solemn lava]

bro i love chatting philosophical bullshit to my girl bro

[floral spindle]

Apparently

[solemn lava]

i fucking love it

[rose night]

ngl bro

[solemn lava]

i think so

[rose night]

i spent like

[solemn lava]

and so do my friends ngl

[floral spindle]

HAHHAHAHA

I’ve done that twice now

[rose night]

45 mins on a scen once just to get 2 scores out of it

no joke

[solemn lava]

hears me crashing out over 1w2ts

[sour totem]

I'm a strong believer that if you can't have deep convos with someone they ain't supposed to be around you

[floral spindle]

Bro

[sour totem]

Goes with friends too

[floral spindle]

I shit you not

[solemn lava]

i spent a week of 7 hour sessions to get a smoothbot score

[floral spindle]

I called mine yesterday

[solemn lava]

real shit

[floral spindle]

Pissed that I hurt my wrist while aim training

[sour totem]

"WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING FLICK BROO PLEASEEEE"

[solemn lava]

i told people at work about getting an rsi from aim training and cs that didn’t go well

having an rsi fucking sucked bro

[floral spindle]

LMAK

[solemn lava]

take care of your wrists deadass

[floral spindle]

WHAT DID THEY SAY

PLZ

[solemn lava]

that shit sucked so bad

[floral spindle]

I know bro

I pushed too much

[crisp forge]

does anyone know what settings i should change for ow

[solemn lava]

i was just getting violated man

[sour totem]

My wrist is in constant pain there is no fixing it

[floral spindle]

Poor baby

[solemn lava]

my wrists are fucked from football but not pain fucked