general

[hard stump]

the sites fucked

are u on kvks

[main compass]

yeah theres a server error

[marble void]

ok thank you

[main compass]

does anyone know the code for intermediate playlist

😭

[hard stump]

kovaaks.com

should be able to search playlists

theyll have the sharecode

[quiet raft]

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[plush sundial]

same

[chilly lava]

Hi Reymond, my peep is full of milk today!

[rose night]

jade overall first

[atomic nebula]

sounds ab right

[rose night]

i got like 3 jade scores yesterday

[atomic nebula]

why not master

joey why are you jade

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/target-switching-kovaaks-aiming-aim-gif-12337184117902314109

when i get back home

[rose night]

i need 76 energy for master

[atomic nebula]

bro

you need to be gm

do you know who else is yellow

[rose night]

after master complete

[atomic nebula]

drew

[atomic nebula]

how many kovaaks hours

[silk eagle]

those who snow

[rose night]

like 268

[brave leaf]

I might have been sleeping on the ninja speed v2

might be goated

[feral bone]

u prob have more hours spent in chat than ingame

[atomic nebula]

how much is it with shipping

[brave leaf]

idk I don't even know if it's out yet tbh

I was sent one months ago

I always thought it was insane overall but not for static but I am trying it on static and it's crazy there too

[leaden sundial]

can u tell where i swapped to 8cm

[atomic nebula]

is it a fast or control pad

if its fast i might try and get one

[wise veldt]

Doesn’t minigod use the ninja solely too?

[sour totem]

can I put a clothpad on top of my skypad 🤔

[rose night]

im still improving tho 💪

[rose night]

kn1ves method

[leaden sundial]

yeah

[atomic nebula]

whats a fast cloth pad from artisan

[leaden sundial]

might leave sum dust behind if u take it off

just wipe it down

[tame fog]

you can, but if it's like an artisan or something poron I might be woried about the base long-term

[wise veldt]

Otsu, key83, raiden

[hard stump]

only real ones remember double padmaxxing

glass under cloth for speed buff

[sage tusk]

what does cloth under glass do

[upper token]

Nothing lol

[sage tusk]

idk man

[hard stump]

truth

[sage tusk]

secret tech

[hard stump]

🤫🤫

[wise veldt]

Matty has always double padded

I think it’s like a

Slower raiden

With a faster one

Stacked

[feral bone]

u have gm in the bag

[storm hamlet]

kn1ves so unreal

[hard stump]

i could be wrong but i dont think its always, though i remember him doing it during ready check j for desk space

[atomic nebula]

ty

[rose night]

i just needa play other scens more

[surreal heart]

There's any room with JS mastery extensions ?

[main compass]

can someone tell me how to play

ground please

[wise veldt]

Idk for sure

[main compass]

i actually dont fking undrerstand

how to play ts

[wise veldt]

I feel like I remember him having it in his vods

[main compass]

that second bot is such a piece of shit

[tame fog]

s5 ground?

[hard stump]

gotta be pft

pgt

pgt worst second bot

[tame fog]

honestly yeah agreed

it doesn't seem like it would be but it wrecks so many of my runs

[main compass]

yes

[main compass]

lowkey

s5 is some boof

the jump between novice to intermediate is fucking insane bro

like how the fk am i meant to do this hsit

[storm hamlet]

wait until you play advanced

gonna be a bigger one

[main compass]

gang i cannot hit plat on anything

im getting ankles broken

[tame fog]

spend some time cleaning up your technique on lower difficulty and/ or timescaled versions before trying to grind your current difficulty will go a very long way for fast strafes like that

[main compass]

perma

[main compass]

what should the technique be for ground

[tame fog]

you wanna use very very little tension and avoid flicking hard on direction changes

[storm hamlet]

well actually no the jump from novice to inter isnt so bad

well for me at least

but

its big

[tame fog]

hence why it's far easier to warm up on bigger/ slower ones, you wanna get to a point where when you change directions, ideally you stay on the bot the whole time but if not, you wanna accelerate to meet the bot's speed instead of jumping back to it with like a hard flick

[dim sphinx]

do you play the hard versions of the novice scenarios at all?

could help you transition if you havent tried those already

[tame fog]

starting out rly slow and keeping it smooth makes reading the target far easier which in turn helps a ton to avoid over tensing and spazzing out

the tenser you are, the faster the target is going to appear to be moving

[tame fog]

^all of that was w/ bot 2 in mind specifically but it kind of applies to the other ones as well

[edgy wraith]

who thinks steam beats the shitty lawsuit they're up against lol

[tame fog]

besides like bot 1's blinks ig

[edgy wraith]

man the lawsuit is so stupid lol

"my customers have backlogs that have backlogs"

[storm hamlet]

what lawsuit

[edgy wraith]

this shit so true

[edgy wraith]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mh4vThgPL5o?feature=share

the one where they are trying to go after steam for the same practices every other company does LOL its also being piloted by the guy who is a CFO or CEO for epic games

LOL

and its funny bc epic games would have customers if their support and client isn't garbage

LOL

there have been games i bought on steam that were free on epic bc like fuck epic games terrible launcher

[hollow basalt]

?

[feral bone]

u got a better setup than me so u good

[brave leaf]

it's overall fast but somehow very controllable, not sure how to describe it

I have decided I will now break 1800 1w6ts with 200 dpi 500hz to make twitter go insane

[upper token]

Bard u need to try glass from tekkusai

[storm hamlet]

very interesting

[tame fog]

lmao

[balmy mortar]

yeah bro whatever

[tame fog]

anything I have w/ a 3395 or 3950 acts kinda weird if I try 400 or lower

well not kinda weird, sometimes full on weird

[upper token]

I srs dont notice any diff with sensors lol

[storm hamlet]

deadass actually unreal

epic games does have a better launcher

shit so cancerous

[atomic nebula]

haha go do it

[edgy wraith]

nah steam has a whole ass OS

epic games couldn't compete with that

[dim sphinx]

if you stay within a normal range of settings you shouldn't notice anything usually

[edgy wraith]

steam is the superior gaming hub/launcher

[upper token]

1600 dpi 2k poll

[brave leaf]

averaging like 1730-1750 with 200 dpi 500hz

[dim sphinx]

500 is cheesing do 125

[tame fog]

I do but nowadays it really doesn't matter. When most mice were like 3360 or 3310 (I think? w/e zowie used to use) I vastly preferred using something w a 3310 but between 3395/3950 they're practically the same

[main compass]

wtf is that

[upper token]

My m3k has a 3399

[feral bone]

novice hard

[dim sphinx]

there are usually harder variants of the scenarios for e.g. vt ground novice s5 hard

reactive focus, precision focus, are some other common variants for tracking

[tame fog]

idek what that is, hadn't heard of it. is that newer than 3950 or did it just fly under my radar?

[edgy wraith]

hoping for the day riot invests in getting a coop with steam so i can launch valorant from steam lol

[main compass]

ill try find them

maybe im just a scruvb

@hollow basalt unc when rivals

[hollow basalt]

Ive been on rivals

[upper token]

Pixart 3399 idk much about sensor i just know thats what it uses

[tame fog]

hmm cursory google/ reddit search says it's essentially the same thing as 3395 only diff being power efficiency

[upper token]

Ig lol

I love the switches on that mouse

So spammy

[hard stump]

tap in bro

[balmy mortar]

aint no way bro

[hollow basalt]

Somethings getting tapped

!rank

[idle fjord]

Rq anyone have the link to the AL S3 spreadsheet?

[hard stump]

#general message

[hard stump]

wassss

[idle fjord]

I'll have to dm him ig, ty babe

[brave leaf]

SO close to 1800 on 200 dpi 500 hz

[idle fjord]

Kn1ves

I want you to know you've always been a real one

[hushed patrol]

why 200 dpi?

[hard stump]

its in the link in his stuff im p sure

[hollow basalt]

?

[dim gale]

3399 i think is about the same as 3395, except 3395 is power efficient?

[brave leaf]

literally to make people on twitter mad

lmao I need to be careful or I might break my pb on 200 dpi 500 hz

[rose night]

go all the way

[brisk fossil]

High DPIcels die mad

[rose night]

125hz

[idle fjord]

So far ts has been ass

[hushed patrol]

lmao i respect it

[rose night]

200 dpi

[idle fjord]

🥀

[serene field]

Do u feel snappier or just delayed

[tame fog]

y not just send it lol

[violet ledge]

what does 07 mean?

[idle fjord]

I wanted to do some aim training on my gfs PC before my PC got here

[idle fjord]

o7 or 07?

[violet ledge]

it says some of my stuff are 07

[idle fjord]

Oh

[violet ledge]

0 clue

[idle fjord]

But I understand why she's bad at games now

[violet ledge]

and when i hover over it it sdays masters

is it a bug

[idle fjord]

Where are you seeing this at

[violet ledge]

or no

[idle fjord]

Describing things clearly helps you get better answers

Instead of "what does 07 mean"

[violet ledge]

check dms

[idle fjord]

Also helps future people who may have the same issue

I'm not.

[violet ledge]

since i cant send ss

in here

..

its just a pic

😭

i dont have pic perms

[violet ledge]

yes

[idle fjord]

In kovaaks

[violet ledge]

yes

[idle fjord]

Tbh idk because I didn't know anyone actually used the benchmark thingy in the app

[fathom locust]

is voltaic website down rn ?

[violet ledge]

how shoudl i do

voltaic?

benchmarks

cuz i wanna do one

where do i do them

[idle fjord]

Since you're on kovaaks just go to evxl.app

[violet ledge]

search it up?#

the playlist? or on web

oh

ok

[idle fjord]

Why not try

Yeah

[fathom locust]

vro

[brave leaf]

no joke I don't think I've ever averaged so high so consistently, 200dpi 500hz is the future clearly

[idle fjord]

200dpi is insane

[dim sphinx]

125hz when

[fathom locust]

trynas get like bro

[dim sphinx]

gotta aim like it's 2005

[tame fog]

ong if I try lower dpi out of curiosity and it fixes my static im gonna scream

[idle fjord]

Also
#1132068356355268769

[fathom locust]

ur goated

[idle fjord]

I'm not

[brave leaf]

125hz might be too much of a troll

[upper token]

I remember when final meme only went up to 500

[fathom locust]

hmm

an1 got a good playlist for reactive tracking

[cosmic skiff]

artisan Raiden or zero soft

[tame fog]

'torje reactivity conditioning (v2)' carried me to gm reactive, was literally all I needed

[fathom locust]

W

[prime palm]

Time to do the first workout of the year baby 💪

I think I can manage 1 workour in 4 days

[sand garden]

wrist workout

[prime palm]

Nah

Today is arm day

[sand garden]

gl

[prime palm]

Pull ups, dips and push ups

[sand garden]

peak

[solemn prawn]

should I try

[prime palm]

I need to rewatch some calisthenics stuff on yt

[solemn prawn]

I have 500hz too

[agile arch]

and so it begins anew

once more unto the breach

[cursive moat]

https://tenor.com/view/higurashi-no-naku-koro-ni-mal-piro-cat-neko-anime-gif-915955502019206749

[cursive dew]

u got a wooting?

[solemn prawn]

yes I have that too

[cursive dew]

if someone asked you to win a tournament BUT you have to replace ur wooting with a mechanical keyboard or your 500hz monitor with a 144hz which one are you replacing

[solemn prawn]

keyboard

[fathom locust]

mah aim so poooooo

[compact whale]

Another 180 dollar mouse. It's literally just a superlight renamed

[unkempt fulcrum]

is 60g to

[peak palm]

voltaic down for anyone else?

[solemn prawn]

61g

💀

[dim gale]

no it has new click tech

[agile arch]

doesn't it have like mouse rapid trigger basically

[slender pulsar]

this sounds more like chest and back to me....

[solemn prawn]

same tech as op1 or different?

[dim gale]

nah they use inductive haptics

theres no mouse switch in that mouse

it's all magnetic

[solemn prawn]

[dim gale]

theyre claiming 20-30ms faster click latency

ofc we're still waiting for deeper reviews

[solemn prawn]

30ms

what

do mouses even have 30ms latency

[prime palm]

What would you recommend for "arms" then?

[solemn prawn]

thats like 15 frames latency

[drifting kite]

Anyone know how to change res on kovaaks

[solemn prawn]

30ms is a lot 😭

[solemn prawn]

nvidia settings

[prime palm]

I haven't worked out in more than a year, I don't remember all the stuff I was doing

[drifting kite]

Ty

[prime palm]

Keep in mind that I don't have weights and no access to the gym

It must be calisthenics

[dim sphinx]

i assume the lack of travel required for the button is doing a lot of work here

or they could just be pulling numbers out of their ass

[next copper]

@stuck drum HELP ME

[lyric helm]

Get yourself some rings

[prime palm]

I have them, they been hanging on a tree for over a year, I've used them maybe twice 🤣

[lyric helm]

If you want to target different parts you have to do variations of the basics

[lyric helm]

Put them to use they’re valid

[prime palm]

My focus rn is just starting to workout again and this time eat healthy food, which means I have to learn how to cook, and actually spend time cooking

[balmy mortar]

I try my best
gets the same score

[lyric helm]

You got it man consistency over anything

Just make sure you’re sleeping/resting enough

[prime palm]

I sleep too much xD

I'm soo weak rn

The pump makes me look like I train, but I'm struggling with a single digit repetitions..

[lyric helm]

It’s fine you said you haven’t worked out in over a year so don’t push it too much only go 70-80%

After a week or two you’ll be back to where you were

[prime palm]

I've been doing 16 dips inbetween sets, now I struggle to do 6 as a set

Only did 4 on the fourth set

[lyric helm]

If you’re going until failure it’s not an issue

[prime palm]

4 push ups to failure

gawd dayum

[lyric helm]

What matters is you’re doing it and you keep doing it consistently you got it bro

[prime palm]

In 2 months I'll be back to my peak 💪

[wanton thorn]

2d 1w

oh fitness nvm

[cosmic heart]

🤣

[midnight rivet]

Is it me dumb or kvk doesn fkin work anymore?
Get this sht constantly

[cosmic heart]

that only happens to me when my router disconnects

[rugged marsh]

been getting that too

[wanton thorn]

kvk fucked up

[brisk fossil]

I think Tuesdays are when steam servers go under maintenance

[wanton thorn]

last update sharecode was hidden

playlist errors happen everyday

[tame fog]

Yup. Usually the don't happen for another couple hours though

[brisk fossil]

Yeah, they happen when I get off work so I cant play vidya

[tame fog]

fr it used to keep csgo down for a couple hours each time and I'd be pissed wondering why they don't pick a more opportune/ less busy time of day

[balmy mortar]

Day 1 vs day 4

[brisk fossil]

Its probably not as busy in PST but if you're on EST like me you can eat shit

Because valve is headquarterd in Washington state

[agile arch]

volvo plz fix

[brisk fossil]

Balb pls

[agile arch]

they have given the Cat a Skin

i sense blizzards new favorite character has come

[rose night]

theyre trying to appeal to the cat chuds

[peak estuary]

The cat is an industry plant

[agile arch]

It's working bro </3

[peak estuary]

No they are just trying to have a mascot akin to jeff

[rose night]

yeah but we hate jeff

[dim sphinx]

fuck jeff

this cat better not throw me off a cliff

[agile arch]

Does he know

[rose night]

if the cats a playable character im banning them off rip on ranked

[dim sphinx]

[agile arch]

they fixed my top complaint with this game

the ugly ass grey loading screen

we're saved

[rose night]

wait

werent ow1 and ow2 both playable

[agile arch]

na

[dim sphinx]

ow2 ate ow1

[rose night]

what happened with that

[agile arch]

ow1 servers went down ow2 launch

[peak estuary]

Yeah

[agile arch]

glorified update

[peak estuary]

Ow 0.5

[south parcel]

ow 1.5

[peak estuary]

No

They removed a lot more than they added

[agile arch]

one day they will release a major content update and i wont ahve to sit in queue behind 60000 people

[peak estuary]

Just revert to brig patch

Let goats run wild for 2 weeks

Then gut it

And redo everything after

[south parcel]

yeah pls stop queue thing

[cursive dew]

chat

im fully jade static

wait no

it's 1490 for fcking ww5rt

:)))))))))))))))))))))

[dim gale]

ow back to season 1?

[cursive dew]

i thought it was 1480

[dim gale]

oh right it's not overwatch 2 anymore

[agile arch]

THEY HIRED A UI DESIGNER

ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN CRY

[peak estuary]

Its the dogshit ui

[brisk fossil]

Ive got a question for OW players

[dim gale]

mobile game ahh UI

[brisk fossil]

Overwatch chuds, if you will

What are those people watching over?

[agile arch]

Over

[brisk fossil]

As the name would imply

[dim gale]

theyre watching over

[peak estuary]

Fromunda

[brisk fossil]

Fromunda where?

DOH

[clear trench]

random task

[south parcel]

how youve got 0

[clear trench]

i went asleeep

[south parcel]

lmao

[tame fog]

chronic fatigue be like

[terse zealot]

is the website down?

i keep getting an error everytime i click log in with discored

[slender pulsar]

use evxl.app instead of this spreadsheet pls

[balmy mortar]

I’m sorry for flashing your eyes with the light mode kind lady

[slender pulsar]

its nothing to do with light mode, the spreadsheet is just terrible compared to evxl

[south parcel]

pls no

spreadsheets >>>

[slender pulsar]

not that one

[south parcel]

evxl wont let me put my score in and save it

cringe

[slender pulsar]

skill issue

[toxic haven]

it is 2030
logitech announces the g pro x superlight 39
it is now down to 40g (down from 41 from the prior model) and has a negative click latency
it costs $1000 dollars

[slender pulsar]

just link your kovaaks and it auto updates

[south parcel]

no

i meant

myself

write it in

like id in spreadsheet

[slender pulsar]

why would you do that

[south parcel]

its funnier

[slender pulsar]

then you are just creating issues for no reason

other than to complain afterwards

[hard stump]

lets fucking go

im so hyped

[hard stump]

is it creating a non issue or is it j the reason why someone would want to use the spreadsheet

[south parcel]

spreadsheet is more satissfying imo

[agile arch]

is this how dinosaurs felt watching the asteroid fall toward earth

[hard stump]

i also generally prefer them

[hard stump]

nah they prolly felt fear being targeted by the astroid, the people this targets prolly feel excitement

[leaden sundial]

surely someone dropping 173k does not need this

[agile arch]

I could use this 173k to better my life…

BUT THAT’S HOW LOSERS THINK

[leaden sundial]

173k in liquid assets and u cant find love its over man

[brisk fossil]

So I can bang this robot?

[south parcel]

dude hoe is cheaper

[south parcel]

173k and still look like character from the sims

[brisk fossil]

Yeah but you'll get a lot more mileage out of the hoebot

[midnight rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[rose night]

razer mcfly better

eliminates need for skates and pads

[crisp forge]

WE WON

[rose night]

not big deal

its almost 200 bands

[meager meteor]

incels lost

[rose night]

if it was afforadble

then we truly won

[meager meteor]

you never get real relationships now

[rose night]

proof?

[meager meteor]

robot isnt real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325617943979233344/1470836647989084445/20250927_031849.jpg?ex=698cbedf&is=698b6d5f&hm=5c4336355233bf9b6c5a9a88ceba4ff1974f2a20e429ae322cad947ac8e34187&

[brisk fossil]

Fine by me

[idle fjord]

Real ngl

[bold dock]

i like this design..im ngl..

[south parcel]

balanced glass 😭

just buy raiden atp

[tame fog]

ok that actually looks sick tho

[fading cosmos]

hehe i made this

[agile arch]

Dont worry guys another 5 years in here and ill be jade 💯

[tame fog]

pit after master needs to be bottomless tbh

[formal bluff]

real

[fading cosmos]

okay

[south parcel]

biggest lie ever

[wanton thorn]

exchange bronze to gold with gold to plat

[daring finch]

I keep getting errors when trying to sign into the benchmark app. I’m trying to login on mobile. Is there a fix to this?

[south parcel]

make pit every rank

and thats valid

[wanton thorn]

there should be thorns added

[tame fog]

and an oubliette

[gray jungle]

thats why ur still jade

[daring finch]

U can make it past that lil ah crater

Lock in

[fading cosmos]

btw i was diamond last week

[gray jungle]

she lowkey a coward

[gray jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-son-crine-im-crying-son-meme-gif-7345080244973729320

[daring finch]

Shi look like a 2ft drop at best

[gray jungle]

yeah

Restin at checkpoint for easy bangs

[wanton thorn]

remove iron

[timber jacinth]

Nerf plat

[fading cosmos]

hehe im not stuck

[gray jungle]

?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452958569770123316/1454240412439937185/togif.gif

[fading cosmos]

okay okay

[wanton thorn]

the only scen of s5 im playing

[agile arch]

I tried to save him bro 😔

[sour totem]

Why is gm to celestial a fine road

That's just inaccurate

[fading cosmos]

better?

[south parcel]

no

why celestial gm gap

is so tiny

[fiery flume]

this is the most ill informed chart I’ve ever seen

[wanton thorn]

that makes sense coz bro is encountering illusion before death

[agile arch]

Guys i dont think it was meant literally

</3

[fading cosmos]

yeah is supposed to be a meme

[sour totem]

Meme still needs accuracy

[wanton thorn]

why so serious

[fiery flume]

in all jokes there’s an aspect of truth

[brisk fossil]

I dont feel like im in a limestone quarry with gold

[fiery flume]

it’s just dumb bro

[wanton thorn]

you are

[sour totem]

If I was being serious I would be saying a lot more man

[fading cosmos]

i mean is hard to make the cliff of gm to celestial

[sour totem]

I just feel we need to add more to the gm-celestial gap

[fiery flume]

if we’re being real, celestial wouldn’t even be on this image

[sour totem]

😭

[wanton thorn]

[south parcel]

this is bit realer

[fiery flume]

wtf am I even looking at bro

[brisk fossil]

Lmfao

Like are we under water this whole time

[toxic haven]

carpal tunnel arc after gm

buying a DMA at platinum arc

if you are a gen alpha

[fiery flume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989859230553112656/1322722056013615115/YFXEYwmm.gif

[tame fog]

lmfao

[fiery flume]

everyone knows this is the true timeline

[south parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1453923530927374547/C604B64C-AE44-4EA8-9421-BCC9B1CD06A0.gif

[sour totem]

Wtf is the source material for that bro

Like genuinely what

[fiery flume]

mattyow morning ritual

[wanton thorn]

8shots on back and suicide confirmed

[upper token]

Jade is cooler then gm

Green is cool

Gm not even gold its yellow

[sour totem]

Well yeah cause gold is gold

C'mon now

[tame fog]

w8 does that make master pimp status then

[fiery flume]

you know who else is yellow

[wanton thorn]

you know who else is yellow

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1429571810541703198/IMG_2330.gif

[tame fog]

lmao wat

[floral spindle]

@brave leaf have u tried the superstrike yet?

[fading cosmos]

i think i got it

[fiery flume]

top should be astra

[floral spindle]

Perfect!

[fiery flume]

celestial not even on the image

[fading cosmos]

yessss

[daring finch]

Does anyone know about the sign in error on the app?

[coarse belfry]

so judgemental

[sour totem]

Low-key Astra doesn't feel that far on static for me at least

[daring finch]

My shi ain’t letting me use discord to sign in

[fiery flume]

how

[south parcel]

realer

[fiery flume]

there is one person in celestial

[sour totem]

Still feels hella far tho sadge

[fiery flume]

there’s like 80+ in astra

[coarse belfry]

its just a silly picture yo

[sour totem]

Chat I'm growing my hair out

[floral spindle]

Help a follow struggling static playa

[unborn wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1452088098577055744/another_day.gif

[sour totem]

I said not that far man I'm still. It close lmao

And that's me being optimistic as well 😔

[south parcel]

jade static celestial tmrw

[marsh silo]

hello, is the site not working or?

[sour totem]

That'd be insane

[meager vigil]

i kinda try to login with my discord but it gives me an error

[marsh silo]

yeee

exactly

i thought its only me

[meager vigil]

sad...

[crisp forge]

i never wanted one

part of being a truecel is accepting that women are not worth your time

[prime palm]

I can barely lift my hands. Taking a shower and drying my hair was a workout by itself 😂

[timber jacinth]

How much easier is s3 static gm vs s5

[fiery flume]

what

[south parcel]

what

[prime palm]

I did a workout

[tame fog]

s3 is actually doable

[prime palm]

Until failure, then did negatives

Now I can barely lift my hands 😅

[hard stump]

1w6ts for 3 hours doesnt count

[timber jacinth]

I got 132 on 1w4ts but wondering about s5

[wanton thorn]

probably 125

[south parcel]

lddh fixed for 10h counts tho

[wanton thorn]

1w2ts adv has x sqrt(acc) aswell

[brisk fossil]

So true king

[wanton thorn]

1w2ts is a good scenario IMO

[south parcel]

acc based scoring ☹️

[crisp forge]

ty

i feel deja vu from this convo bro i feel like

those exact 3 sentences

were said before

[fading cosmos]

ehmmmm. noup

[crisp forge]

in the same way

same order

[crisp forge]

is ts ai

nah it is tf is that gm logo

😭

[south parcel]

now tell that to salzi

2h astra

[dim sphinx]

1w4ts voltaic gm is only like 130, and that's with reload scoring; the s4 equivalent scenario (1w3ts rasp) is 128 for gm and with smaller targets

[fading cosmos]

i just like the rank as a bridge

[dim sphinx]

it's basically an entire rank easier for static compared to last season (which is easier than the current season)

[brisk fossil]

Gold ain't even there thats fucked up

[south parcel]

rly good

lets claim real ranks only

[timber jacinth]

So s3 gm is like s5 master

[wanton thorn]

for static yeah

[prime palm]

Why is this not a gif 😡

[sour totem]

damn I am washed

[lusty oasis]

meow

[sour totem]

ik I'm not pushing for score but -100 feels painful

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1200164681193623644/1245835268192469034/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[toxic haven]

im glad they made static harder in s4 it was way too easy in s3

[south parcel]

ofc ski will meow

[prime palm]

Not the same

[south parcel]

the better though

[storm hamlet]

quite literally

[prime palm]

U have the file in better quality than if i downloade, go make a gif

[lusty oasis]

meow meow purr purrr

[dim sphinx]

lol the chasm and then the vertical slope XD

[lusty oasis]

purr meow

can we get a cat benchmark

[south parcel]

no

[lusty oasis]

:(

[sour totem]

vyou're late

[south parcel]

ask that at rawinput

[humble goblet]

This is real

[sour totem]

already done mate

[south parcel]

ive forgot that exist

oh no

[lusty oasis]

what is it

is it just cat named shit

[agile arch]

I might be john flying cat guys.

(I did nothing)

[south parcel]

wp

[humble goblet]

Have they added yuumi to overwatch

[south parcel]

im almost proud of you

[lusty oasis]

what the fuck is this

[south parcel]

mercy

kinda

no?

[humble goblet]

I have no idea I played like 20 hours of overwatch 5 years ago

[coarse belfry]

he got them shades on

[agile arch]

its jetpack cat shawty

[crisp forge]

jetpack cat such a dumb hero

[lusty oasis]

all u do is complain and hate

[agile arch]

its kind of heat...

[cosmic heart]

medium humbled me

[lusty oasis]

play cat benchmark

[cosmic heart]

what is that

https://tenor.com/view/pov-sackboy-clank-5-gif-17994915321701273254

bat benchmark

batts

[lusty oasis]

batts

need dat

catts

[toxic haven]

jetpack cat is the most millenial thing i've ever seen

[ebon pewter]

yo how do u get the rank badges

[wanton thorn]

play control scenarios first

[cosmic heart]

how much does my state of focus matter

im so tired rn

i feel like im not even awake

does that impact my scores

[south parcel]

can you farm cases in ow like u could back then or no

?

[coarse belfry]

no clu

[wanton thorn]

50%

[cosmic heart]

uhhhhhh

[ebon pewter]

yo how did u get ur rank badge

[cosmic heart]

well i mean i was tapping out half way into some of them

😭

like closing my eyes fully

[wanton thorn]

./getrank

[cosmic heart]

i guess

[wanton thorn]

remove.

[ebon pewter]

ah

[lusty oasis]

meoooow

[ebon pewter]

/getrank

fist me

[wanton thorn]

😬

[cosmic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-discord-caption-discord-caption-message-gif-16234524651587048486

[wanton thorn]

#commands

[cosmic heart]

🍉

[lusty oasis]

so many layers to this

[agile arch]

like an onion

[south parcel]

so many rx'es to this

[fading cosmos]

I'm too new, can someone explain?

[lusty oasis]

real....

[south parcel]

salzi was astra back in womb

[lusty oasis]

he got astra in like

1999

[south parcel]

fuckiing speedrunner

[fading cosmos]

wow

[dim sphinx]

salzi was astra -420 hours

[empty chasm]

vt 2t pokeball i hold mb1 whole time?

[south parcel]

yes

[dim sphinx]

was astra before even being born

[lusty oasis]

meooow

meow meow

meow

[empty chasm]

meow

[lusty oasis]

mrroroww

meow

guys

[south parcel]

salzi was astra before universe

[coarse belfry]

people forgetting [redacted] gmc sub 100hrs

[empty chasm]

i am the next atsra

[wanton thorn]

you are the next joey

[lusty oasis]

salzi was astra before i was meowing

[dim sphinx]

joey is the next #1 after viscose bans everyone

[south parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1467570832799699141/joew_my_goat.gif

[crisp forge]

hop on uhhh

[lusty oasis]

viscose killed zcn

[crisp forge]

minecraft

hop on minecraft

ender ragon

[fading cosmos]

fun fact, after 600hr in aimlabs i wasn't even iron when i tried voltaic

[wanton thorn]

600h gridshot

i guess

[lusty oasis]

ddddssshey ur just like me

[crisp forge]

chill on gridshot

[sage tusk]

what did u do

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-gif-188891879844616932

[coarse belfry]

dw a long journey might be more fulfilling in the end...

[sour totem]

painful chokes happening in the jade community

[fading cosmos]

i was just... playing whatever where the recommended exercise

[lusty oasis]

why r we all acting like 600h is a lot

[dim sphinx]

most ppl in aimlaps just doin official aimlaps stuff

[sour totem]

I was 600 deep and probably maybe dia-jade

[sour totem]

400 hours spent on gridshot give or take

[lusty oasis]

woah u r just like me too

[sage tusk]

is the official stuff just that bad?

[coarse belfry]

it lowk is tho ive been here 6yrs and dont have that much despite feeling like ive played a fk ton of kovaaks

[tame fractal]

meanwhile, I just want to, one day, achieve iron

[lusty oasis]

ive been here for a little over a year and have 300

[dim sphinx]

for several years yeah it was pretty bad, and they handed out high ranks like candy

[errant quail]

600h kovaaks is alot

[umbral bough]

omg i improved my reaction time

im happy

[wanton thorn]

yall speed clickers would love these red switches

[toxic haven]

great news!

[umbral bough]

1 month ago i would avg 190ms

[floral spindle]

Yep.

[toxic haven]

also means your health may have gotten better

[lusty oasis]

u watch how u talk to me

[dim sphinx]

tbf though the scenarios that aimlaps recommend did get better over time

[umbral bough]

not like a crazy run either

just the first one i did

[floral spindle]

Specially for being mid

[sour totem]

choking hard today

[lusty oasis]

good thing im torex

[fading cosmos]

well I'm happy with the time in koovaaks

[floral spindle]

Okie high gm choke

[tame fog]

I haven't played a lot of aimlabs but I have come across several playlists worth of scens that are just kovaaks recreations, only annoying thing is they have completely different names usually

[lusty oasis]

what are we using

[errant quail]

nice

this is healthy amount of kovaaks

[lusty oasis]

youll b there soon

[wanton thorn]

op18k

[lusty oasis]

what was the video ab

sorry

[errant quail]

i bet superstrike will be insane for clicking on kovaaks

[wanton thorn]

[floral spindle]

For 62grams

[sour totem]

stringed together a solid run

[floral spindle]

Grrrr

[sour totem]

still bad pacing though icl

[lusty oasis]

i might have a problem

[agile arch]

superstrike p2w speed clicking scens

its joever

[floral spindle]

Clean clean

1520 for Astra right?

[sour totem]

yea

[floral spindle]

U got this

[errant quail]

is nothing if u have strong hands

[floral spindle]

This week easily

[floral spindle]

I got used to 36grams

I dont wana go back to 60

[wanton thorn]

what mice

[ebon pewter]

112grams 💀

[wanton thorn]

36grams

[floral spindle]

Beast x mini pro

From Wlmouse

[errant quail]

i also cant use anything above 50

[wanton thorn]

ima g502 hater

[errant quail]

twins

[floral spindle]

Game knows game.

[ebon pewter]

i hate that shi too bro i need a new one

[lusty oasis]

ily

[errant quail]

what color u got

[lusty oasis]

can we stop being opps slab

[floral spindle]

Matte black

[sour totem]

eh we'll see

[ebon pewter]

and the wire always goes under my mouse so it cant censor anything mid flick

[floral spindle]

??

We ain’t opps bro

[lusty oasis]

u hate me....

can we be friends again

[wanton thorn]

bro will instantly be plat if got his new mice

[blissful prairie]

guys did you know that im gold complete

[floral spindle]

I dont hate anyone?

I dont do hate bro

[lusty oasis]

can we be friends again bro

i miss u bro

...

[ebon pewter]

bro thoughts on the zeromouse?

[floral spindle]

Ight to much now

anyways

[lusty oasis]

?????????????????

[ebon pewter]

168g r u

crazy

[lusty oasis]

type mouse id draw

[brisk fossil]

This thing is literally a shape

[lusty oasis]

LMFAOOAO

imy u shawty

[errant quail]

i need to add fellow mouse chad, whats ur steam

[lusty oasis]

we couldve had something special

[sour totem]

@wise veldt how do i get more pace

[floral spindle]

What do u need to focus on?

[sour totem]

pace

[blissful prairie]

spoon man talk when u reach us gold completes

[floral spindle]

U think its in my profile

[wise veldt]

Move hand faster

[little eagle]

67

[sour totem]

more accurately fluidity probably

[lusty oasis]

6767

[wanton thorn]

grab a stone outside thats the shape

[brisk fossil]

67

[floral spindle]

Wouldn’t playing 1wall 6 targets small help

With that

Or am I stupid

[floral spindle]

Glad i DIDNT tag u earlier to help me with static

[errant quail]

added

[floral spindle]

I simply gave up.

[floral spindle]

Ill add back once I’m on my phone

[sour totem]

Maybe but I feel like it's a specific type of fluidity

[floral spindle]

Currently chatting on my iPad

[tame fog]

168g jesus f

[sour totem]

You can be fluid pretty easily in 1wXt scens compared to 1w2ts I feel

[tame fog]

that's worse than any of my boomer ass mice

[ebon pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/mchcp-gif-14335891037381386825

[floral spindle]

Look through Lemon’s benches

[torpid dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114251936800198658/1290903210453762129/togif.gif

[wise veldt]

It’s jade, anything more complicated and he wouldn’t get it

[rose night]

replace jade with master

[floral spindle]

I dont know jade that well:(

[torpid dagger]

VERIFY MY SCORES

RRAAAAAAAH

[blissful prairie]

why u only gold why not gold complete???

[floral spindle]

Unfortunately

There’s 40 others

Beside of u

[ebon pewter]

bru fym bru

[formal bluff]

gold goated rank

[blissful prairie]

u need to get over to us big buys

[worthy verge]

I have been waiting on my angelic complete score verification for like almost 2 weeks already

[torpid dagger]

Surely I have moved up in the queue by now...

[wanton thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-ahh-cat-gif-18079483674604869316

[ebon pewter]

im new bru

[formal bluff]

can i apply for bronze even if im higher

[blissful prairie]

sybau

[floral spindle]

I started playing Static on the worst time possible.

[ebon pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-yapping-yap-roast-gif-17078348281808591378

[lusty oasis]

i dont think theres a role below gold

[ebon pewter]

ye nah bro my gifs aint sending gg

[wise veldt]

Wdym

[blissful prairie]

nice imbed bro

[wanton thorn]

get bronze c

[ebon pewter]

yea 2 times

[lusty oasis]

u gotta b lvl 5 in the server

[formal bluff]

i swear i saw someone having bronze/iron

[ebon pewter]

what

[wanton thorn]

dont get others c

[errant quail]

where do u even post gm submissions? i dont see

[ebon pewter]

hell nah bru

[floral spindle]

Ill be away from my pc and I’m picking up new monitor tmrw

[formal bluff]

based

[lusty oasis]

those are val bench roles iirc

[wise veldt]

Oh ic

[blissful prairie]

hello feloow gold complete

[wanton thorn]

during getrank

select complete role

[lusty oasis]

u gotta talk more b4 u can send gifs

[ebon pewter]

this guy man

[lusty oasis]

hello fellow goat complete

[sour totem]

I move hand faster I tend to not have good acc

[ebon pewter]

how long u been playing

[blissful prairie]

u couldnt relate huh

[formal bluff]

which mod can i ping without getting deported

[worthy verge]

yo guys i think he might be gold complete

[floral spindle]

Might skip and push Astra on precise

Aka pgt

[lusty oasis]

hush now boy, the big dawgs r talking

[west geyser]

hello fellas

[lusty oasis]

me?

[lusty oasis]

hey shawty

[wise veldt]

Lemme dm you something, it’s really funny

[sour totem]

or well, I have good acc but my micros become shaky about halfway

[ebon pewter]

both gold fella

[lusty oasis]

hella golds in gen today

[sour totem]

makes it harder for me to be fluid I feel

[west geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-scared-driving-speed-gif-17175923473683955109

[blissful prairie]

well i am a gold complete

[lusty oasis]

1k hours in aim trainers and then ~12k in fps total

[wanton thorn]

what's ur 1w6ts score

[lusty oasis]

samesies

[wanton thorn]

if ~1420 in 1w2ts adv

[west geyser]

got it today

[formal bluff]

reload or

[wanton thorn]

acc based

[torpid dagger]

29 days

[ebon pewter]

BOYYYYY

[blissful prairie]

u in the big leagues now

[formal bluff]

above 1400

[ebon pewter]

1K HOURS STILL GOLD

[worthy verge]

daaaaaamn

[ebon pewter]

FELLA

get outta here

[west geyser]

hahahahahah

[lusty oasis]

oh no im not gold LMFAOOO

[ebon pewter]

oh

[meager meteor]

i cant stop breaking my pbs 😢

[wanton thorn]

he's smurfing

[ebon pewter]

fist me alr then

[lusty oasis]

yeah no im jus gold in the server

[ebon pewter]

what rank r u

jade?

[blissful prairie]

no one would fist a gold they would only fist a gold complete

[wanton thorn]

gm

[ebon pewter]

master

[wanton thorn]

i bet gm

[ebon pewter]

master fister

[lusty oasis]

uhhh

i dont play the bench hold on

[meager meteor]

why are you golddd

[west geyser]

show us

[ebon pewter]

yea its over

[blissful prairie]

actually hes gold complete

[ebon pewter]

how bout u white boy

[ebon pewter]

doug

[torpid dagger]

mb 23

[west geyser]

holy tracking

[torpid dagger]

Still

[lusty oasis]

ive only done ground and aether

[blissful prairie]

im a gold complete btw

[ebon pewter]

why u cooking on only 1 thing

[lusty oasis]

the others are all from s5 beta

[lusty oasis]

only played 2 of them in the last year

[ebon pewter]

ah

[tropic totem]

He is the best ground player here

[west geyser]

why?

[ebon pewter]

try get celestial

[tropic totem]

No cap

[ebon pewter]

big goal

for a big boy

[lusty oasis]

ily happy

im the best ground player since zcn

[weak ridge]

how far is yalls monitor away from your face

[west geyser]

a mile

[ebon pewter]

about a finger joint

[wanton thorn]

1meter

[west geyser]

so i can see clearly

[blissful prairie]

u try to get to gold complete lil boy

[ebon pewter]

u just wait

[ebon pewter]

whats ur real rank

[meager meteor]

I CANT STOP BREAKING PBSSSS

HLP

[blissful prairie]

we gold completes have different understanding of the game

[floral spindle]

We all gold here

[ebon pewter]

what is ts

ts

[blissful prairie]

gold complete

not to flex

[ebon pewter]

so moving on to plat?

[crisp forge]

it is

[west geyser]

you re a furry?

[ebon pewter]

playtime?

[crisp forge]

though

[wanton thorn]

im furry killer

[blissful prairie]

i have 3k hours

[wanton thorn]

😬

[blissful prairie]

but im gold complete

[lusty oasis]

i love u guys

[weak ridge]

whats a finger joint in cm

[blissful prairie]

so its fine

[floral spindle]

Glup

[ebon pewter]

3k hours and moving on to plat?

homeboy

[blissful prairie]

i dont gotta move from gold comlete im already in the big leagues

[crisp forge]

we all progress at diff rates broski

[ebon pewter]

BRO

[ebon pewter]

FYM BIG LEAGUES

[west geyser]

iu have 40 but only been playing seriously since the 23

[ebon pewter]

alr i get u