general

[visual bronze]

i beat a cheater

[agile lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375076155568295966/1468004032588153017/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_2.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1467901228112678973/image.gif

[cosmic skiff]

if im bronze in val should i just play more ranked

[cosmic skiff]

ive been told im gold level but i play like 2 ranked games a week

[vale raft]

Yeah then you Need to play more tbh

[agile lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795361565737091074/1412263612701081732/Screenshot_20250901_223006_Discord.gif

[glossy sage]

[cosmic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/pge-overwatch-bounce-nuke-overwatchpge-gif-16125500817834284950

[glossy sage]

why is tnt so hard

wide reflex medium is hell

[hollow mulch]

bro i broke my spacebar playing static clicking

this shit pmo

ok not broken its just deformed

[cosmic skiff]

bro why do people play tdm just to crouch spray and not even practice

[visual bronze]

is spraying not practice

[red escarp]

can someone help i cant get in to the voltaic app pls help

it says to verifie discord

[prime palm]

Then do that kewk

[red escarp]

how

[prime palm]

Yep, pay is quite bad in Serbia

[visual bronze]

i'm so sad man

not again

i can't do this again today 😭

(controlts)

(450 is gm)

[prime palm]

I feel you

I'm 4 off from seal rank in one task that I've grinded for 4 days

The struggle is real

[sour totem]

there is a reason I didn't bother with it

[hard stump]

is so ezpz tho

[sour totem]

eh

just feels tedious

[formal bluff]

please anyone be my friend

everything is just hurting me

[hard stump]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-emoji-no-no-emotiguy-no-no-no-gif-gif-9742000569423889376

[formal bluff]

i don't want to do

[hard stump]

you gotta convince me first

[formal bluff]

i feel little lonely

for what bro ?

[formal bluff]

for what bro ?

[idle kelp]

kn1ves is diddy

[visual bronze]

viet bless me

[formal bluff]

some wants to play

[visual bronze]

ty

[formal bluff]

i have riddle

[cursive dew]

fair enough but 20 follars for one meal then what are you cooking?

[silver dew]

Guys, I got platinum complete in 11 days of training 🙂

[visual bronze]

nice

but it's not a race

[silver dew]

ye i know but im happy

[cosmic skiff]

first ranked game on val today

someone has comms off and my other 3 teammates have no mics

[silver dew]

I started training and when I began I reached the gold complete level, so I'm trying to improve. I know the next rank will be harder, but I love that 🙂

but im grinding a lot like more than 5 hours of training every day hehe

at least this 4 days i train that time

[hard stump]

kekek

[visual bronze]

😭 who tf is this

[hard stump]

guy that hit 1900 on pasu adv

with 50% acc

first try

[visual bronze]

[hard stump]

i was trynna get a vod out of him last night

[visual bronze]

not worth ur time king

get astra aether

[hard stump]

it was fun tho

[visual bronze]

i'll never see the end of it

less than half a target 3 times

[hard stump]

itll prolly be a while, im gonna try to rehit master on everything first -> then gm -> then aether returns

[rose night]

dahoodian speak

[hard stump]

he is a roblox kid

[visual bronze]

master everything is ez u got it

[hard stump]

so that would check out

[hard stump]

yeee i should be fine for everything but static

whichll be… smth

[visual bronze]

int static still ok

next time

just fucking add groundts

alternatively

[lusty oasis]

good morning vt general

[visual bronze]

rename controlts to groundts

more fitting

[lusty oasis]

grooound?

[visual bronze]

?

[south parcel]

Groundts pls no

[visual bronze]

groundts:

and they don't bounce they slide

why god

the skill this scenario tests in the benchmark is actually the skill to not get ragebaited

[prime palm]

No, this is if you go out. If you cook urself, it's way cheaper

[prime palm]

I want this emoji, i don't want to pay nitro

[cosmic skiff]

i somehow won

[visual bronze]

i wanna d*e tbh

i'm getting ragebaited by dots

it's so joever

[cosmic skiff]

ok

[sharp dew]

Chat am I the only one who cant load the playlist at aimlab?

[cosmic skiff]

13 first bloods btw

[cosmic skiff]

3 nvm

haha

[visual bronze]

1rr for each first blood

oh

nvm

[storm hamlet]

😭

unreal

[visual bronze]

i think i'm starting to see the vision again

lemme try to lockin

[drifting kite]

Is it bad im enjoying kovaaks than actual games

[frosty jacinth]

LMAO

[storm hamlet]

no

[cosmic skiff]

valorant ranked queues ass

[storm hamlet]

dude that shit was killing me

[frosty jacinth]

idk why that did well on tiktok and twitter @twilit lance 😭

[twilit lance]

i saw it on both plats bro😭😭😭😭

[mellow forge]

me too man

i dont play anything else atm

[drifting kite]

Help

My game is bugged

I dont have a timer

It just goes infinite

[brisk fossil]

youre probably on freeplay if it's kovaaks

[drifting kite]

I am

What is freeplay and how to leave

[brisk fossil]

yeah, there's "challenge" mode which scores you and "freeplay" that is infinite, it's somewhere on the top left

[drifting kite]

Found

Thsm

Tysm

[frosty jacinth]

didnt realize i got @ed in here even😭 that shi did better then my new video on twt i get why tho took that photo a month or so ago shi is so funny hanging up the mouse😭

[hard stump]

get well soon

[hard stump]

wait thats you?

[vale raft]

Not really thats kinda normal

[brisk fossil]

what makes kovaaks addicting and more specifically benchmarks is i have a clear and tangible gauge of my skill and can see every metric of improvement. if i play COD of dooty the way the game increases in difficulty is based on obtuse algorithmic AI matchmaking based on 20 stats the game doesn't tell me about

[frosty jacinth]

ye

[hard stump]

ive seen you a couple times now 😭

[frosty jacinth]

the videos on that shitty Chinese br?

[drifting kite]

How to change crossair

[mellow forge]

in the top panel, next to the play button on the right is a cog

those are settings

click it and then the option is under the fov slider

[drifting kite]

Ty

[mellow forge]

np

[drifting kite]

Im aimmaxing rn

Got the youtube yp

Up

With guides

And kovaaks in the back

[brisk fossil]

nice now timescale

[drifting kite]

What

Is timescale

[brisk fossil]

[prime palm]

[prime palm]

A method that makes you look way better than what you actually are

[drifting kite]

O

Sorry yall im new to aiming

[prime palm]

It's fine

Don't time scale tho

[drifting kite]

Idk

Makes me better

🤔

[prime palm]

It doesn't make you bettet

It makes it look like ur better

Some people also call it cheating

[drifting kite]

O

[prime palm]

[drifting kite]

I just wanna be good at aiming

To fight aim assist and get aimbot accusations

[prime palm]

Buy kovaaks and grind viscose bench

Trust

[drifting kite]

I did buy kvk

[brisk fossil]

ideally you should do it when you're somewhere around gm, having grown increasingly bitter by how slow your improvement has become, and pressured by the success of your peers coupled with the soul-crushing obsession with climbing the leaderboard. it would then follow that you must completely ruin your integrity and undermine the entire point of aim training and slow that bad boy down so you can be worshipped by shitaim paeons such as myself

[drifting kite]

Viscose?

Im grinding the official rn

Bc voltaic too hard for me

I can barely get iron

[visual bronze]

only timescale if lex mogs u

that'd be tragic

[prime palm]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[mellow forge]

viscose benchmarks is like a routine in benchmark form

its fun

you should def try it

[prime palm]

Go to Viscose
In google type evxl.app and search for viscose benchmarks

Kay chat. I think it's time I go home

Will chat once I'm in a bus

[brisk fossil]

viscose is based, i grinded it and got this neat little badge in little over a month

[prime palm]

I got this little badge a month ago after grinding it

[drifting kite]

Ok

[prime palm]

She did a great job cooking that one

Except the last task

Fuck the last task

[drifting kite]

What is evxl tho

I keep hearing it

[brisk fossil]

except for popcorn mv, and smoothbot invincible fuck those two scenarios they can gargle my nuts

[mellow forge]

benchmark tracker

[prime palm]

A web app that tracks your scores

[mellow forge]

its like google spreadsheets except it looks good

[prime palm]

Oh the smoothbot, 4 days of grinding and 4 points away from seal

https://tenor.com/view/sahnap-cat-cat-meme-eye-shy-gif-13190993575020735089

[mellow forge]

smoothbot is fun compared to vt bounceshot

[brisk fossil]

also tam ts that's probably the main contributing factor to my hand hurting like hell these past couple days

[prime palm]

I wonder what animal would be the best for aim training

[drifting kite]

Is kovaaks.com not as good

[brisk fossil]

monke

[drifting kite]

Quake.live looks fun

[prime palm]

No, also idk if they have the viscose benchmark

evxl.app is the best

Here if u wanna copy my settings

[drifting kite]

Is there a mobile

[sharp dew]

Chat is aimlabs bugged?

[weak ridge]

Do i need a good mousepad

[sharp dew]

I cant open playlist 😭

[wanton moth]

No

Just need a good skill

[weak ridge]

alright

[prime palm]

Some people use their table

[weak ridge]

im some people xd

[drifting kite]

'what is kovaaks doing to my aim bro

i feel like im on roller

in terms of consistency

[rose night]

tired of people throwing around "chud"
my culture is not your costume 😔

[wispy estuary]

im kinda new to kovaaks why THE HELL are there 15 minute long tasks in the viscose benchmarks

[rose night]

there isnt

[sage tusk]

gauntlet

kill bot

[sand bolt]

Wtf

[wispy estuary]

its called air celestial no ufo something something

[cyan mantle]

s-gauntlet

[quick echo]

Gauntlet scenarios starts with the timer on 1000 (or 16:40) and ends when you kill the last bot. Your score is based off time left. Example: it took you 2 minutes to kill all bots, then your score will be 1000 - 120 = 880.

[wispy estuary]

ohhhhhh so i should finish it is what youre telling me

i just gave up when i saw the timer

[cyan mantle]

yeah

[sage tusk]

☠️

[cyan mantle]

i think theres 8 bots on that scenario iirc

[sand bolt]

Sup vt

[wispy estuary]

great thanks

[cyan mantle]

np

[sand bolt]

4rk the goat

[sour totem]

someone go play the pasu that ends when you don't hit a target for some period of time

[upper token]

Why would anyone willingly play ts

[sour totem]

It's actually pretty fun

[upper token]

My problem in pasu is pacing not acc

[prime palm]

It just forces you to spam then

Not good

[upper token]

I avrg 90

[sour totem]

not really

there's a good amount of time

[sour totem]

it's how long you can hold pacing in my eyes

[prime palm]

I didn't expect much else from someone named J*de tbh

[upper token]

Yh

[sour totem]

That's what that task was fun for

[upper token]

Just ordered new mouse

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963445276054544386/1462800901545660436/lovejade.gif

[silver dew]

i see the meme a lot this days about jade rank can someone explain it :/

[prime palm]

Which one?

[upper token]

Htr

[prime palm]

Just look at the color of jt

Ew

[sour totem]

used to be the first rank in the advanced benches and everyone in it had really silly/shitty takes or smth

"ofc the jade says that"

[upper token]

Basically its a meme cuz was in advc before

[prime palm]

Lore drop

[sour totem]

it continued even when jade n master were moved to intermediate cause they continued to have shit takes

[silver dew]

oh hahah

[sour totem]

or just doing insane mental gymnastics for nothing

[prime palm]

I'm skipping J*de rank

[silver dew]

then when i hit diamond complete before change the rank again i need to be master

hahah

[prime palm]

I'm basically diamond rn

But fuck diamond tok

Plat has a better color

Will just grind Viscose until master

[upper token]

It does tbh

I think masters ugly too

And gm

[brisk fossil]

im not gonna play that OR any pasu for that matter

[prime palm]

It is

Gay pink

[upper token]

I will be colorless until nova so end of year

[drifting kite]

Found my favorite scenerio

[silver dew]

i got platinum complete today

[drifting kite]

Close tappy strafes<3

[brisk fossil]

frogtagon 🥰

oh

[wise veldt]

I will never have a rank role again 🔥

[prime palm]

Good shit mate

[upper token]

Why

Ur nova

[sour totem]

you didn't like the gm pestering?

[upper token]

Nova looks nice

[prime palm]

Celestial looks sick

[mortal cobalt]

Cheating once you already hit gm/nova is both insane and based lmao

[upper token]

Astra looks better imo

[prime palm]

I will have that next to my name one day 😎

[wise veldt]

I’m not

I’m gm

[upper token]

Can u send links in here

Or is that mutr

[mortal cobalt]

“Im already better than 99.9% of mnks, so its time to start cheating”

[wise veldt]

I don’t like the rank role anymore idk

[sour totem]

I like the nova color the most so if I ever do go for a rank role again I'm making them give me that one

[upper token]

L Gm is ugly even tho its my goal to get gmc first

[silver dew]

gm have a good color

[tepid drift]

meow

[wise veldt]

Yeah it’s not an issue with the rank

[upper token]

Do u need handcam for advanced?

[wise veldt]

I just don’t play benches

[sour totem]

no

[wise veldt]

I only play static

So why have a rank

[timber idol]

nope

[upper token]

https://tenor.com/view/elmoerc-elmo-elmoarmy-elmofos-gif-7653063194150917692

[silver dew]

a

[upper token]

Lou i bought that strawberry ftip mouse

[brisk fossil]

based. so. fucking. zased

[rose night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375076155568295966/1468004032588153017/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_2.gif

[upper token]

Bro i woke up 4pm today

This y i do t drink

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332807400184483901/1426666868122452018/CUTE.gif

[upper token]

Woke up amd day is OVER

dark asf at 4pm

[odd glen]

what scenario is good on working my flicks

i changed my mouse but my flicks are still off

[upper token]

Cute is not cheater tho he proved legit

[prime palm]

Meow

[prime palm]

Me trust

He got me play comp in 2 days

He da goat

Plat*

[upper token]

Fax

Shimmy is my goat

And zcn

Was zcn fr cheatin tho?

Some say he isnt

[prime palm]

I don't even remember the guy

😔

[upper token]

L titanfall better

[prime palm]

Sorry 😭

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XfmlVVJXTsI&si=ciPyYdlBCVYa2FF3

Why does she have such a great voice

[drifting kite]

What's the task where it's like cubes

[drifting kite]

And u track them

[silver dew]

What's the point of cheating on aim trainers? They're literally designed to improve your aim, so cheating on them is absolutely useless XD

[rose night]

still got it

[prime palm]

Fucking love to listen to her

[rose night]

clout and ego

[drifting kite]

And u switch targets fast

[prime palm]

Ego

[upper token]

I mean for alot of ppl the aim trainer is their main game

Cheating in general is wack

[cyan mantle]

controlsphere ow

[upper token]

Ive only done glitches in story mode games

[silver dew]

ye cheating in general is shit but.. on aim trainers is XD

[rose night]

we dont talk about that

[cyan mantle]

bro

u are literally

so close to cerulean

u got it ez

[spiral panther]

whats cerulean

[upper token]

Yh ig they need some sort of ego for scores

[leaden sundial]

a color

[cyan mantle]

jade

[wise veldt]

Many people look up to top players like they are gods or something

[spiral panther]

[wise veldt]

And people want that feeling themselves

[storm hamlet]

@sullen lance get off aimlabs

kovaaks

[sullen lance]

showing someone something

[drifting kite]

Help

[glacial sluice]

just aim brutal!!

[drifting kite]

U track cubes and they have low hp and u target switch

[rose night]

u were right

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-im-watching-you-i-am-watching-you-wwe-watch-out-gif-25856329

[upper token]

How i look up to u🔥

[mortal cobalt]

SELF REPORT

SUS VOTE THEM OUT

[wise veldt]

I look up to people too

[glacial sluice]

guys

Im lowkey getting worse

[wise veldt]

But no one does it to feed their ego

[rose night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1467568769332285744/rsughnzdrh.gif

[wise veldt]

In reality

[upper token]

I think ppl have cool aim amd i want that myself but idolizin is bit much for me lol

[glacial sluice]

the more val I play

the worse my clicking gets

how does that work

[brisk fossil]

without any silliness for a second, i've also felt like i've "deserved" certain scores on scenarios that i'm still inconsistent on, but have worked on the harder than any other. like 1w5t pasu, which is so far my single most grinded scenario. i got what i can only describe as a fluke score that's gold complete, even though most of the time i barely can score bronze complete

[silver dew]

True. It’s funny how some people value the illusion of skill more than the skill itself. Validation is a hell of a drug i guess

[mortal cobalt]

I mean if there’s an egg it’s all okay right??

[wise veldt]

Yeah and anyone who is actually good likely doesn’t have an ego

Because you mellow out as you keep grinding and want to either help others or you’re doing it for yourself at that point

[glacial sluice]

my shoulder is hurting

[mortal cobalt]

Better you get the more you realise how shit you are

[wise veldt]

I’ve reached out to a ton of top static players and they’ve all been really nice and helpful to me in one way or another

[mortal cobalt]

Like any skill

[upper token]

One thing is ppl always help atleast for me

[rose night]

doubt

[brisk fossil]

HEAVY doubt

[upper token]

Ill never forget hauntr helping me with smoothbot

Og tracking goat

[glacial sluice]

br

im ngl

the worse thing

I ever fucking did

was change my chair height

lielk fm

my shoulder is perma forward

[upper token]

Joey send me ur steam code

[mortal cobalt]

Get going gym cuh

[glacial sluice]

gym?

[wise veldt]

I’ve never encountered one

I’m ngl

[mortal cobalt]

Get on them lower trap exercises

[cosmic skiff]

bronze is elo hell

[elfin mulch]

its a place where you workout, usually with weights but not excluding cardio !

[mortal cobalt]

Nah masters is the real Elo he’ll

[cosmic skiff]

bronze val

i say im planting a my team goes b

[silver dew]

Facts. Mastery is just an endless realization of how much you still have to learn. It’s the same in every field: the higher the view, the bigger the horizon.

[mortal cobalt]

Ye so start working on ur posture muscles not ur rizz ones

[glacial sluice]

my shoulder

goes forward

whenever I go up and down

[trail umbra]

yo guys is there an equivalent for Indigo on viscoses benchmarks for voltaic?

[cosmic skiff]

this game is a joke

[mortal cobalt]

Like mid gm iirc

[mortal cobalt]

Just 1v9, it’s bronze

[gray iris]

well said, fuck valorant

[silver dew]

@glacial sluice u are jade? the last time i see u u was platinum complete u dont get the rank bc the colour or what XD

[glacial sluice]

nah Ihad diamond

[mortal cobalt]

I’m afraid I’d be jade if I actually benched rn 🥀

[upper token]

I have one indigo score while plat static💔

[rose night]

ive encountered a few here

[mortal cobalt]

On jade palace I have an almost nova scen and im plat static

[glacial sluice]

Im ngl I made quit aimtraining

might

all cuz

of this stupid shoulder problem

[rose night]

why tracking onetrick

[cosmic skiff]

turn up ur sens bro

[silver dew]

i have problems with full pad scenarios rn smoothbot invencible and PGTI Voltaic are killing me 🙂

[mortal cobalt]

Cuz tracking fun

Tracking go brrrr

[glacial sluice]

ts never happened before

[mortal cobalt]

Tracking make me good at apex

[glacial sluice]

tracking I build

fundamentals for

WAYY faster

than anything else

[mortal cobalt]

I told myself once I get gm complete in Jade palace I’ll get masters complete in vt

Then I can go back to one tricking.

[upper token]

Tracking is fun

[silver dew]

i like the ranks of valorant but need to be on aimlabs no? I am allergic to Aimlabs i think

[wise veldt]

I think people are more likely to mess with you than full on ego you

But I also haven’t experienced it

[cosmic skiff]

I could make a better ranked system than valorant in 5 minutes bro

[mortal cobalt]

It’s also the nature of a nerdy interest that it attracts ego maniacs that have nothing else going on in their life

I was in the servers for maths Olympiad type shii once

Holy the ego

Calling everything trivial

[glacial sluice]

oh okay so

Im fucked

I realized

[rose night]

idk ive seen some dickheads here

[glacial sluice]

I was putting alot of pressure on my forearm

to take pressure off my shoulder

thats why it didnt hurt before

[wise veldt]

Some people are bound to be that

But the overwhelming majority aren’t

At most they just troll

[rose night]

doesnt help when theyre friends with top players

and a bunch of other ppl

[silver dew]

Aim training isn't supposed to hurt, right?

[rose night]

yeha

[glacial sluice]

I fixed it

I just had to mvoe closer

to my

desk

[silver dew]

ah Okay, on the first day of training my arm hurt quite a bit, but now it doesn't hurt at all no matter how many hours I train

And these last 4 days I've been training for like 4 or 5 hours straight

[silver dew]

oh nice nice

[drifting kite]

Is there a way to get stretch on kovaaks

[sour totem]

man my dog is silly asf

[rose night]

what the dog doin

[sour totem]

nothing she just like

how do I explain this

everytime I start making food it's like she got her queue to eat

she has an automatic feeder and everything so she can eat whenever

she just chooses to eat when I do

it's cute but like she silly

[silver dew]

i think that happens to most dogs

[glacial sluice]

im nglk

I dont think im real

I tgake off my sleeves

take out mky headphone

and then almost pb

on a glasspad

like what

[silver dew]

a

[cosmic skiff]

im so tilted br

[silver dew]

why?

[cosmic skiff]

i hop off val after my team sells the game play some aimlabs and im doing ass

https://tenor.com/view/pge-overwatch-bounce-nuke-overwatchpge-gif-16125500817834284950

[lusty oasis]

vt general

[silver dew]

Maybe its bc you got tilted in Valorant and now you're trying to play Aimlabs, but you're already tilted from before, so you're getting worse scores and getting even tilted

[brisk fossil]

tiltception

[cosmic skiff]

aimlabs wants me to unleash all of my rage bro

nothing will load

[brisk fossil]

the vaaks would never be so cooked

[cosmic skiff]

I just opened a playlist and i try reopening cuz i couldn't switch scenarios and it wouldn't open

[lusty oasis]

anybody wanna vc

[vivid kite]

is there an aimlabs playlist?

[cosmic skiff]

3

[weak ridge]

Yeah

[vivid kite]

don't wanna buy kovaaks

[cosmic skiff]

you boosted the server before playing at all

[still yoke]

ts why you dont play val

[vivid kite]

i did?

[still yoke]

buns game

[vivid kite]

ok i did

[cosmic skiff]

never play val

[vivid kite]

i probably misclicked

[weak ridge]

Koovaks is so wort it trust

[cosmic skiff]

second in the match against the rank above me

[still yoke]

nah

[vivid kite]

felt

[still yoke]

losing in val is fine

the game itself is a snoozefest

even when you play so well you're smurfing on them it's unbelievably boring to play

hit dia and immediately quit because of how boring the gameplay loop was

[sour totem]

I feel like a big issue with modern gaming is the average gamer forgot to have fun without it being immediately shoved down their fault

val is soul crushing sometimes tho

[vivid kite]

hardstuck silver even though my aim and gamesense are decent

[sour totem]

I just felt the need to share that opinion

[cosmic skiff]

it's soul crushing to have no comms and an omen doing a shotgun only challenge on my team

[vivid kite]

i play (on and off) since beta btw 😭

[still yoke]

I think too much "fun" is attached to arbitrary ranks

who gaf if you're radiant or iron the one who's having fun is the one winning

[sour totem]

eh

I disagree

[still yoke]

if you don't make it a job what does it matter what rank you are

[sour totem]

I've had a lot of games where I lost and still had a bunch of fun

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[still yoke]

yeah exactly

[brisk fossil]

"fun" in pvp games nowadays is kinda just artificial too with EOMM

[limber slate]

That's why I only play swift much much better than to sweat my balls off

[still yoke]

don't matter what rank you are if you ain't having fun

[brisk fossil]

actually it's more addiction

[vivid kite]

it's more of the skill unbalance that kills the joy in the game

[cosmic skiff]

average swiftplay experience

[vivid kite]

i've experienced this RECENTLY with my friends that started playing val recently

[sour totem]

I only ever talk about comp when discussing valorant

[cosmic skiff]

everyone who has a mic and a personality is in swiftplay

they're nowhere else

[sour totem]

that's simply untrue

or you're in a shit region

[cosmic skiff]

nae

[sour totem]

yeah you're just lying out your fucking ass

[vivid kite]

we kept playing unrated to get them to level 20 to play comp

after lvl 20 was reached, 5 comp matches in and they started losing the spark for the game 😭

[sour totem]

😭

[vivid kite]

we had shitloads of fun in the unrated matches btw

[sour totem]

Because you made them play comp immediately?????

[vivid kite]

I didn't

[still yoke]

nah nah I had the time of my life in silver lobbies

[sour totem]

If they went "yeah I feel like playing comp now" that quickly that's on them icl

[vivid kite]

they were the ones grinding even when i was offline to play comp

[sour totem]

Like idk what the fuck they expected?

[brisk fossil]

cs silver was fuckin HILARIOUS

[sour totem]

I'm actually baffled what were your friends expecting

[cosmic skiff]

I wanna switch to cs so bad but my pc is some cheeks

[vivid kite]

don't get me wrong besides the lack of gamesense they're not bad

[sour totem]

I feel like that's a lie

[brisk fossil]

i do kind of miss it but man, i'd want to actually like, REALLY rank up now and i dont think cs is something i want to main

too many good games to play to dedicate myself to just that

[vivid kite]

the point is
the ranking system is completely broken

your rank =/= your skill

[sour totem]

not but genuinely you're just lying or you're killing the vibes yourself

[sour totem]

Is it tho

[cosmic skiff]

im always trying to be positive and giving comms in game

[sour totem]

what's broken about it

[silver dew]

Bro, AIM training is so much fun for me that I'm even studying it all to improve, hahaha

[vivid kite]

are you deadass

[sour totem]

I'm just asking a question man

I don't play a huge amount of val comp

It's always treated me quite fairly as well

[brisk fossil]

fuckin monocle and gandalf pipe on the vods

[sour totem]

Wait what servers

[cosmic skiff]

swiftplay and on rare occasion a ranked game people will have fun

[sour totem]

and also what rank ig

[cosmic skiff]

virginia

[agile arch]

are people still rank coping in 2026

[cosmic skiff]

bronze 3 but silver elo

[agile arch]

nah bro i deserve radiant i swear...

[sour totem]

that should be prime funhaver elo

[cosmic skiff]

nope

[sour totem]

tbf every time I pop a virginia queue it's been dead recently but it's cause I've been queueing at shit times

I mostly play central even though it's worse ping cause games there are better for some reason

[cosmic skiff]

the only time people talk is when they hear a woman

[vivid kite]

not saying this btw
low rank should equal lower skill
not whatever the fuck the actual state of comp is

[agile arch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/true-feel-that-thats-true-1

[silver dew]

but u are new on valorant no @cosmic skiff ?

or how much time u play it

[agile arch]

i mean low elo is a cesspool in any game

[vivid kite]

not the best feeling to get absolutely GAPPED by a jett in silver 2

[cosmic skiff]

300-400 hr but only started playing a lot the past 4 months

[sour totem]

I'm so lost is your complaint that there's smurfs

[cosmic skiff]

more than half my hours were 2022-2023

[vivid kite]

mostly yeah

[sour totem]

sigh

Silver smurfs are like max plat players

[south parcel]

idk be better then

[sour totem]

yeah

Dude I fucking once got told "don't be sorry be better" in val in my first like 3 games of comp

I feel we need more of that energy

[vivid kite]

yall have not seen SA servers

[south parcel]

pisslow?

[agile arch]

i promise every region has smurfs

[silver dew]

100% always i create a smurf i put it on diamond lobbys so fast

[agile arch]

without fail any competitive game u will run into smurfs in any elo

doesnt matter

[cosmic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/supertf-gif-2151090605783586147

[silver dew]

i create smurf to play with friends in low elo but is impossible i got double rank up every time

[agile arch]

go top500 get smurf on by my goat tenz

[sour totem]

there is always a bigger fish

unless you're faker

than maybe not but still probably

[vivid kite]

fair enough this wont get me anywhere but it's still annoying asf

[sour totem]

I mean you're objectively complaining about something outside of your control instead of just taking it the best you can and going "that's what I wanna be like" or smth

Idk

[cosmic skiff]

how can vanguard be kernel level and not detect if u smurf

[sour totem]

I'm not the best person to advise mental

[sour totem]

???????

Holy shit

[silver dew]

no matter who u are always will be a bigger fish and if it isn't there now, it will be in the future

[vivid kite]

ok no this is not how vanguard works

[agile arch]

1 more vt gen take im finished

[sour totem]

that's not how anticheats work bro

LMAo

[vivid kite]

vanguard is an anticheat 😭

[cosmic skiff]

ok bro i get that

[sour totem]

I immediately had to send it to go get speech bubbled

omg

HAHAHAHA

[cosmic skiff]

but smurfing is a bannable offense why not do something against it

[south parcel]

is it?

im sure its not

[sour totem]

It is yeah

[silver dew]

the smurf are not ilegal @cosmic skiff always u play ur best on a smurf and dont troll the game is not punisheable

[sour totem]

Not perm ban or nothing

[cosmic skiff]

rank manipulation is a report option

[south parcel]

like seeing how much pros do smurf on their fucking streams

[sour totem]

But you can get punished for a good time of it

[vivid kite]

it is, there's even a "rank manipulation" report option

[south parcel]

i think no one gives a fuck

[cosmic skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971883149682413568/1053367488521457684/govaak2.gif

[sour totem]

Though I'm not sure if the rank manipulation is for wintrading or not

I feel like it's for wintrading and throwing

instead of smurfing

but maybe it is

[cosmic skiff]

throwing is its own report i think

[south parcel]

yeah it surely wintrading

[agile arch]

bans are also just non punishments seeing as you can just like

make a new account

[floral spindle]

Hmm the booster color

Is lowkey nice

[brisk fossil]

yeah, a lot of streamers and their followers especially are of the opinion that if you're good enough at the game, you've "earned the right" to stomp

[cosmic skiff]

like i said

[agile arch]

no one whos cheating or smurfing really gives a shit if they lose the account

[silver dew]

ye that is if u are boosting someone but that is not smurfing that is boosting the problem with smurfs are on high elo lobbys trust me

[sour totem]

I mean

[floral spindle]

Let’s see

[sour totem]

I do know the mobile factor authentication thing they did

helped a tiny bit

[floral spindle]

BRO

THIS IS A SCAM

[vivid kite]

????????

[floral spindle]

I DIDNT GET THE COLOR

[cosmic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-black-milk-dark-chocolate-dancing-meme-guy-gif-10725826690965279683

[sour totem]

what are you question marking?

[vivid kite]

did that even change anything

[agile arch]

yeah overwatch did this and now i just buy sms verified accounts

xd

[sour totem]

Yeah?

[vivid kite]

ive never verified that

[sour totem]

Not much but a lil

better than literally nothing at least

[south parcel]

cuz lvl

lol

[silver dew]

if u dont verified the account u cant play in high elo

[sour totem]

is it like 2$ for it

[floral spindle]

I got scammed

[south parcel]

u have the rank tho

[sour totem]

you should be able to chose custom colors now tho?

[agile arch]

yeah i think i gt mine 2-3$

[floral spindle]

I wanted the name color

[sour totem]

idk if there's a channelf or it or not

[floral spindle]

Can I?

[sour totem]

that's how others got theirs iirc

it's a perk to something

idk what but something

[agile arch]

its still crazy to me that blizz just perma bans accounts for like

chat infractions

[floral spindle]

I think that was for supporting the server by buying the merch

[agile arch]

oh you said f word too many times

[south parcel]

fword is bannable?

tf

or you mean fa word?

[agile arch]

not that

just like cussing and stuff in general

[floral spindle]

Wait

[south parcel]

rly?

[floral spindle]

Yep it worked

[vivid kite]

#pastel for booster colors

[south parcel]

how tf this is bannable

[floral spindle]

MWAHAHHAA

[agile arch]

if ppl report u thats all it takes i s2g

[sour totem]

yw

[agile arch]

i got an email once and it like tells you the messages u get reported for swear to god one of them was like "gg doomfist"

[cosmic skiff]

it took me 3 days of commends to get my rep up one level to chat

[floral spindle]

Thank u Jade

[agile arch]

bastard game

but im ADDICTED

AND I CANT QUIT!!!

[sour totem]

anytime gang

[cosmic skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971883149682413568/1053367488521457684/govaak2.gif

[sour totem]

the time I played comp

[floral spindle]

Send me ur steam

[sour totem]

someone left the game

[floral spindle]

Lemme add u

[sour totem]

and their stack goes "ggs cheating soldier" and left too

👍

1107929529

[vivid kite]

how can i find the aimlabs playlists though

[cosmic skiff]

?

[fallen slate]

Fucking bunny

[sour totem]

wdym

Elaborate

which ones

[cosmic skiff]

#resources

[vivid kite]

thank you

[sour totem]

oh

bruh

I thought you were looking for esoteric shit

[floral spindle]

Bro he kept doing that for like 20 mins

[sour totem]

some on the low shit

[floral spindle]

My girl spammed me with videos of him

[sour totem]

@floral spindle waiting...

how many friends can I even have

[fallen slate]

I love cats man

[sour totem]

I have like no steam levels

[floral spindle]

Now u should

Have it

[sour totem]

w

[floral spindle]

Mi too even tho I’m allergic

😭

Life on hard mode

[rose night]

i dont

[sour totem]

Cats hate me

they don't like my vibe or smth

[fallen slate]

Joey

[fresh current]

anyone here fw factorio

[sour totem]

I think they pretty cutiepatootie tho

[floral spindle]

Idk animals loves me for some reason

[fallen slate]

Cats run from you anyway

[sour totem]

@peak estuary

your calling is here

[floral spindle]

Then I have this sleepin on my hair

[fallen slate]

Aww

I have so many DMs but no motivation

To reply

Not good

[floral spindle]

Hmmm

Reply to the important ones rn

And the rest tmrw

[sour totem]

dawny admitting to egoing

sigh

[floral spindle]

WELL

Sometimes I don’t like replying to people I don’t know

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-cat-gif-26653024

[floral spindle]

Or that doesn’t have anything to do with meeeeee

[sour totem]

I have message requests off for almost every server

for that exact reason

[vivid kite]

https://imgur.com/a/HegM7dM

fuck

no embed perms yet

[potent sand]

why is eddiets so rng

[sour totem]

cause it's eddiets

[potent sand]

lemme add to that list

[potent sand]

good point

[twilit lance]

@frosty jacinth what’s up dude

[fallen slate]

Somebody get this FREAK loopy away from me

I can't type

[frosty jacinth]

WTF

LMAO

[rose night]

they dont but ion fw them

[rose night]

OMG IM ON STREAM!!!

HAIII

HAIIII

[frosty jacinth]

bout to see the worst gameplay rn

[fallen slate]

I am so fat

[rose night]

how fat we talking

america fat or like torex fat

[south parcel]

too fat

both too fat tho

[frosty jacinth]

thats funny ngl

[floral spindle]

Burger size?

[vivid kite]

ok i probably found why im terrible

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lick-gif-26358209

[vivid kite]

my tracking is ungodly

[upper token]

@agile lily u got a asym right?

[frosty jacinth]

this unlocked me so hard

[lusty oasis]

vt gen

how do i make it stop

[vivid kite]

eat chocolate

works for me

[lusty oasis]

hmmm

i might do drugs

i cant find my lighter can i borrow yours

[fresh current]

which ones

[lusty oasis]

hi lxzy

uhhh

i dunno yet

[fresh current]

hello

[lusty oasis]

i cant find my lighter so weed might b out of the picture

[floral pumice]

What base type do you guys recommend for artisan pads

[fresh current]

use the stove

[rose night]

darn druggies....

[lusty oasis]

uh probably a rubber one

[white palm]

eat the weed

[lusty oasis]

if i had actual like nugs id chew on the stems

[empty chasm]

1w2ts i hold mb1 down whole time correct?

[vivid kite]

how do i stop death gripping my mouse 😭

[lusty oasis]

hold it like an egg

[fresh current]

death grips reference?

[lusty oasis]

thats how i taught myself to not death grip

[vivid kite]

crumsh the egg

[floral pumice]

jorkin it so ur tension is gone

[crisp forge]

dude if i was tenz id be incel blackpilled rn

[lusty oasis]

literally just be like

dont break the egg

make it a conscious thing

and then it will become subconscious

[fresh current]

why the breakup didn't seem one sided

[brisk fossil]

its pretty hard to break an egg by squeezing it

[crisp forge]

dude

he donated a kidney to her mom

and bone marrow to her

😭

[fresh current]

ok i did not know about the kidney part lmfao

[crisp forge]

and gave money for cancer treatment

[fallen slate]

These are going on the grill later

[floral pumice]

but dw she just grew apart dw

[fallen slate]

My god

[fresh current]

you eating them all by yourself?

[brisk fossil]

murca moment

[crisp forge]

ya she needs time to change as a person guys!!!

[lusty oasis]

bihh got a PIECE OF HIM in her talm bout i grew apart bihh u grew A PART of me

[fallen slate]

Ofc bro

[fresh current]

ski if you want an addiction start factorio brother

[fallen slate]

Nah I live in a house with 6 people

[lusty oasis]

die

[crisp forge]

im crying its like 😭

[fresh current]

god damn i ain't even know that many people

[fresh current]

💔

[crisp forge]

and they got engaged

and tenz gave her like so much money

[fallen slate]

Big family I got

[crisp forge]

like an unbelievable amount

[fresh current]

yall like my self sustaining factory?

[crisp forge]

tbf glad tenz didnt get married

[fresh current]

isn't she rich too

not as much as tenz

[crisp forge]

cause then hed prob have to yk

[fresh current]

but rich nontheless

[crisp forge]

give up half of what he owns

and pay an alimony

[crisp forge]

bcs of tenz yes 💀

[wise veldt]

im confused

why is everyone blaming this on her

this is a normal thing that happens

[fallen slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1149724479786864712/1204454529009983508/bard.gif

[fresh current]

wait so kyedae is single atm?

[crisp forge]

HE DONATED BONE MARROW

[wise veldt]

ok

and?

[crisp forge]

[wise veldt]

friends do that for each other

its not like you will die after that procedure

[crisp forge]

friends do not do that

[idle fjord]

They do do that?

[crisp forge]

they also dont donate kidneys

[idle fjord]

Tf

[crisp forge]

😭

[rose night]

whats with brazillian players and easyaim

[wise veldt]

if your best friend is dying

[rose night]

wait nvm

i lied

[wise veldt]

you would give up bone marrow

[rose night]

im playing mira scens

[wise veldt]

unless all your friends are in vt gen

[fresh current]

i would donate my bone marrow for you

[crisp forge]

ty bro

[floral spindle]

I want one please!

[idle fjord]

People donate bone marrow for strangers

So

[vivid kite]

brazillian player here!

what the fuck is easyaim

[crisp forge]

its still insane

[idle fjord]

General chat I wanna say btm

Btw

[crisp forge]

like

[idle fjord]

Fuck UPS

So much

[fallen slate]

Zcn ALT

[crisp forge]

im sorry but bro did so much

[fallen slate]

Nice try buddy

[wise veldt]

you are acting like bone marrow is your kidney

lol

[fallen slate]

Aimmy ai

[crisp forge]

just to get dropped at the finish line

[idle fjord]

What are talking about?

[crisp forge]

HE DID DONATE HIS KIDNEY THOUGH

😭

he donated it to her mother

[vivid kite]

part of his kidney probably

NO WAIT

FUCK

[fresh current]

why didn't he just buy one

[vivid kite]

you can donate a kidney

[fresh current]

is he stupid

[vivid kite]

i confused it with liver

[crisp forge]

fr

[fresh current]

i don't use my kidneys anyway

[crisp forge]

dude like deadass

i feel bad

he done did so much

[fresh current]

eh at the end of the day he is rich and single

i am broke and single

he has it better

[vivid kite]

yeah no i don't think having money = mentally healthy

[fresh current]

would you rather be rich and depressed or poor and depressed though?

[vivid kite]

he is missing a kidney at the end of the day 😭

[crisp forge]

true

[fallen slate]

True

Although

I'm scared if I was rich

[wise veldt]

you are just not saying anything she did

I cant help but find larger undertones in your argument

[crisp forge]

what did she do

[fallen slate]

I would buy too many sea lion stuff

[crisp forge]

what did she do though like

😭

[vivid kite]

i still cannot understand how you just "grow apart" from someone that saved your life in multiple ways

[floral pumice]

Anyone recommend skates for cloth, I just ordered a few artisan pads

[wise veldt]

she ahd to have done something

but you dont put everything on social media

[narrow heart]

jade dots r good

[wise veldt]

this argument is like

[crisp forge]

so you dont even know

[wise veldt]

shes a woman

shes the enemy

[floral pumice]

Thanks bro ❤️

[crisp forge]

no 💀

nothing abt this is her being a woman if she was a man id be saying the same shit

[floral pumice]

Is this abt the tenz stuff

[crisp forge]

ya

[floral pumice]

I think she’s wrong for it but you can’t force someone to stay, it seems to be a mutual agreement idk

[wise veldt]

I doubt that

[fresh current]

all i've heard is she is now single which means i have a chance

[floral pumice]

weren’t they engaged tho

[wise veldt]

I see how you type

and what you talk about

[floral pumice]

how u gonna hear bots spawn 👀👀

[crisp forge]

😭

[fresh current]

intuition

[crisp forge]

bro is making schizo assumptions

bro thinks hes doakes

[fallen slate]

Lowkey

I see what he sayin

But I am not a part of this

[crisp forge]

nah we love all women n men here

[fallen slate]

Bc idrc

[crisp forge]

we all lowkey gay