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If I ever do an ASMR video it's going to be like "boyfriend crashes out cuz he can't PB on kovvaks scenario so he starts beating the fuck out of you"
Amazing
sounds good
you forgot 18+ NSFW
if i send an envelope with 10 dollars in it can you buy me kovaaks
posting that to twitter and editing context
u too deep in bro
yea i agree but im not used to it
Why would you send the envelope
When you can spend that money on a steam card
u could buy a key
damn
or something
i forgot they had steam gift cards
Go to Walmart or something
im ngl
Yh u gotta get used to i couldnt aim on my 39g mouse going from gpx
Yeah
I haven't bought one of those in a while
are there valorant benchmarks for kovaaks
go deeper
idk i just dont think i care enough to buy a new mouse anymore maybe at somepoint
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I feel u
You can use monarcs tac FPS benchmark on Twitter
I still have some shame unfortunately
we lost the plot
what plot?
what
I can send a link
It's a website with every benchmark/ it also auto updates if you connect your account
Very good tool
Easy to use
evxl?
Yeah
dawny
Iโm shiny hunting a Virizion in ultra moon and those chances are ROUGH, been soft resetting for ages
We call it evil app bc evil is the person that made
we need to stop advertising evxl
Well he used to be rA evil
ohh
people need to go back to spreadsheets
Why
it was genuine back then
TRUE
the dopamine
i thought viscose made that
MANUALLY TYPING IN YOUR SCORE
LMAO
bro i swear someone in here said that
scores don't hit the same anymore because we just hit refresh
TYPING IN A GM SCORE FELT LIKE THE EQUIVALENT OF USING THE INFINITY GAUNTLET
there's not that realization of typing it out
ON MY LIFE
Dude with how much time I'm in this chat I might as well be a fucking mod
My god
The genuine shakiness
mistyping the numbrs
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I've definitely had times where I've mistyped
Bc of the pure fucking excitement
" YES YES I'M FINALLY THE PISS COLOR"
i started when there was already no need to use a spreadsheet
You guys get excited? Must be nice 
freaking out
go to a spreadsheet istg
especially now
it's a different level of hype
how long did it take u to get astra
Okay Grandma (I'm kidding don't hurt me)
hey don't diss demi
Hope you're doing well Demi
she's a cutie
the google sheet was peak bro
LOL this would make you the grandma 
Actual hours? Probably 1200?
I have 2,300 all together
i got like 40 on aimlabs give me another 20 ill be there
I believe
Realistically what are the chances of me hitting GM this year considering Iโm diamond right now?
Giga high
I don't really like tying time to when you would do something
100% if you play enough
Especially like achievements
dawny
its all up to the genetics
But GM Is like strong fundamentals so if you just don't play for score all the time and focus on actually getting better
What do I do if I lose my expectations for myself
You'll be fine
you could change the question to in 6 months and its the same
That's a good question
I struggle with that now
Damn I thought yall would say 0% or very low ahah, yall hyped me up
But
I lost it in val
I stopped striving for improvement cause I just didn't care anymore
What motivates me is Matty (I have been glazing a lot)
I got a goal and didn't care to improve :(
I mean that happens often for games, again I'm struggling with the same thing
honestly still don't really care but I want to sigh
Although since I play r6 the way I do it gives me a different motive vs just trying to be good at that game again,
I've already hit single digit rank which was a long long goal so I quite literally have no use for games
Atm
I wish I could help buddy
bro taxes are crazyyy
Maybe what would bring me back to r6 is just collegiant or getting into pro play more but
Idk
My life is moving a weird direction
do you guys know any speedts scens on kvks besides eddiets that plays well on 103fov?
every goal further seems unrealistic for me
icl
is r6 worth dedicating time into
SkyTS is chill, beanTS/ Waldo if you want to count those. I can't really think of anymore but I also don't play the category much
Outside of static switching
i alr have like 150hrs over like 3 years but they're adding kbm to console and ive been thinking of playing
even hitting immortal gain seems unrealistic LMAO
StaticSwitchingvox xxsmall
Gm is my goal
Only if you like the game
The cheaters have not been as bad
Then ill see from there
I think the change is coming to the game will definitely nail it down more but
its fun to me im just pretty slow a lot of the time
That's okay
used to get called Helen Keller when i first started
started from rhe bottom now we up
That's so funny
i almost have eddie at astra and i just need something else to like diversify it a little
I'm not laughing at you it's just I've never heard that before
opus also mentioned skyts
Amazing, Eddie is hard
since i got back from a bit of a break, i thought it would be cool to learn to speedts
I'm so shit at it it's crazy
LMAO r6 teammates do NOT let you make mistakes you position wrong on unranked and they call you shi like that
I was just joking dude damn
LOL
man i didn't even see it
I got quick fingers man
felt like you deleted it in slow motion
Unfortunately My next adventure is probably ground
Ok buddy
I actually don't have anything to say
I just feel offended and lonely
LMAO
oh heavy, i can relate it feels tedious
It's going to be hard to learn but maybe I will bug Opus to give me advice 24/7
He's kind of nasty.
I say kind of because I don't want to give him too much credit
He sniped my control TS
Not cool dude
How to improve at static? Iโm thinking of just spamming the static clicking VDIM every single day for like a week or two because Iโm seriously ahh at it
i learned how to give some comms
just when i die tho cuz it shows where the enemy was
opus is a funny guy we like opus
Static is mostly going to be You knowing what is your problem at a base level, maybe your micros are bad or maybe your landings are poor and it's easier if you can expand on that? Like know specifically why but as long as you know what's wrong on a base level you can push towards getting better at it
Static is very slow with progress though compared to other categories
It all starts with you just asking yourself the question
Watching other runs of ranks above yours and ask yourself what are they doing differently from you
And what are they doing differently from the rank above them
Everything is a problem lmao, Iโm bad at micros and flicking, basically everything that goes into it
There is websites for this
That have blueprints of maps
It will show you all the call outs people normally use
And I know my mistakes but when I try to correct them Iโm so so so slow that my scores tank
ill prob learn if i play more
I'm sorry I wish I could help but I'm not familiar with the game
it took me a bit to get down val comms but they are pretty similar on each map
so many elbows and links and stuff
If this is the case then you should do like a " starting over" method
Basically if everything is a problem
Start focusing on flicking
Get better at that And then work towards the next thing
Someone make this a gif
DawnyTs?
At least that's what I did
Wow
Or just split it up in days if you want to play static continuously
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRO
๐ญ what
Do u recommend doing the novice VDIM for that? Cause I feel like the discrepancy is huge in my clicking skill level and tracking skill level, I feel like Iโm a gold at clicking but I have some jade scores in tracking
THAT AINT ME DAWG
Wide wall/pokeball for initials/ micros and bigger targets/ X small scenarios for pacing// pacing on smaller targets too
Gooning is crazy
See
I'm sure the vdim is very useful
But I don't know what's in it
i dont condone that
I know who made it tho and I'm very sure they had good intentions/ good scenarios to play for it
So I say go for it
Alright Iโll keep that in mind thanks
Bet I will
Iโll do it everyday for like a week or two, Iโm sure Iโll see some improvement because it canโt get worse than where I already am lmao
science is hard chat
You definitely will
Just make sure you're thinking about the things you're trying to improve on mid-run
You'll be okay
I love that guy
We relate on a lot
He's one of those people that I would just have his back probably no matter the case
god forbid you fumble a callout too lmao. back in the gap i was playing a match and didn't know one so i resorted to describing the spot i thought the enemy was at, and dude over his mic was like "bro are you stupid?? that's called [insert callout]" and then he started a vote kick
Pause 
same here for sure, one of the people i speak to every day
all fun and games until it gets to the point where you want to progress but dont see any improvement
Okay I'm just going to be real with this one
Opus is getting it.
i don't think ive ever seen a vote kick in my entire life
you think people read in this server
im not American bro
???
No
supposedly they removed it a while back because your team would vote kick you if you breathed in the wrong direction lmao
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damn
whatever that means slime
I've been there bro
Why your username so chud
It.
this happened to me then i just changed my routine and started seeing improvements
You are too.
this is the best gif ever btw
hi guys
is that matty
there was a doc for ranks where do I find that
eat from me
Yeah
oh nvm it's #resources
Hm I'm not sure what you mean
he in the Dominican jeans
yoooooo dawny
Hi
will i ever know now

I'm just letting everyone know
@storm hamlet I refuse to believe this mother fucker is a real person
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If that works
I'm telling my girlfriend I tried way too hard.
Like If it was genuinely this easy
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
The whole time
It would be fucked up if I went " I tried way too hard to get with you" and just left it like that
And then started doing your bullshit
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sodium permanganate
call me algebraic
what happened slime
algebraic
im locked in
ok so peep dis
I gotta glaze a clay piece
spending 1 hour on that
then I gotta finish my final
spending 2:30 on it
but I don't wanna come to school on Friday, so I lwk gotta die
u like orange juice?
bro just go like money
what about apple juice
monday
but that's the thing
we start new classes on Friday
and my teachers gon be hella confused on why I ain show up
mmmm
but I ain tryna see them bro
I don't WANT to come to school
bro I need another blizzard...
I gotta drive into a ditch bro...
what bro
oh yeah i gotta hurry up and risk my life to get to work again
i luv pineapples crodie
if i dont say anything in vt general in an hour, there's a good chance im dead
what the hell is a girl failure
it's like a female neet incel
think of a dirty fat chud
but make it a girl and make them a genuine loser
you have "girl loser whose actually just a hot woman whose into nerding things"
im so algebraic chat
I wanna hear dis
what's the second one
and "girl loser who is actually a neet and lives in a disgusting room with actual issues"
nvm
this fucking loser..
you asked crodie
there's also "I'm a girl loser but I actually have a successful life I'm just horny and alone sometimes"
so just a freak
you seem to know a lot about this
Jade is pretty versed in this typa stuff
I scroll certain areas of twt too much
your people
basically yeah
I just opened Facebook and see a dude jiggling his tits
wow
Ox
is the kovaaks official benchmark even accurate
i just got the game feel like i was severely overrated
honestly don't remember the last time someone actually tried that benchmark
yeah it felt silly
what should i be on instead
Voltaic S5
novice?
yeah if you're a beginner
voltaic s5 and viscose are the go-to benchmarks in this discord
i guess that makes sense looking at the name
people really dodge tdms in val bro
Hello chat
@fallen slate WOWWWW
Am alive yay
spoonman
Link?
how do u show ur val benchmark rank
io did /getrank but it didnt give me the badge
what rank are you
there is no role for sub ascendant
there isn't???
No
thats crazy
Ascendant lowk more despicable than jade even

Vas
i didnt know cause when I did get rank i was already asc lmao
Silence valorant rank
not really asc sounds high but its not really
for normal roles it starts at gold
but gold on classic bench is +- same as asc id say
depends the weakness the person has
asc is like equal to plat at least
i didnt get to asc until I got plat complete
then again i didnt grind the val benches cause these lowk suck
they call me diamond complete 
Lmao what scen
it dont even move dat much
pgt
kinda trash at it.
EW
@floral spindle play pgti boi
which one of u is this
i fucking
threw
the best run
ever
3175 is nova
holy fuck
Is this on new pad
@frosty jacinth
nope still on skypad
no.
bot 1 on adv has so many concussions from hitting the ceilings as hard as it can
spoonfuls
bot 1 and 2 are free for me
bot 3
is kiloing me fdor some reaosn
then why
dont you wanna improve
on your weakness
in order to get a better score
and improve in the scenario
i dont get it
because bot 3
only
isnt the same
from pgt advanced
try it urself
it has different movment
pgt bot 3 is like chill aether bot 3
@floral spindle
I JUST NOTICED
4rk made one
@next copper
its closer to the real bot movment
?
bro play
"pgt advanced bot 3 updated"
from ness
@next copper
Any static clicking scen begs to differ, hot take but PGTI lowk not that bad
For me only bot 1 does problems
I kinda wanna try glass again
pgti is just about learning the same pattern over and over again
Exactly
idk it just feels impossible, I hate vertical tracking tasks like PGTI, legit IMPOSSIBLE to track
yeah it's just a movement ppl dont often practice in games, so there's an adaptation period
good scenario to play for precise tho
for that reason
Someone break it down for me please
hmm?
You didn't see that
Do i aim training enough guys
Yeah
Whats the total tho
26 years of being alive
Too much

good morning vt general
too much you might hurt wrist
True
Thanks for looking out for me no man ski
Skeye
No man skee
Same shi
Like
not
Ski I'm not gonna lie
sk i
Yeet?
You the type a fella
Skyeet
To name yourself sky
you the type of fella
You sweet
Bitter

u str8 out the bag sugar boy
Aymen
Are they fighting?
aim in
Who
gay men gaming aim in aiming
Dial me in
my friend is showing me heartopia
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Chud maxing
was it something i said
What happened
A band is a band
@hollow basalt knows
bro no we were chudmaxxing
playing rivals
and just
an army of the strangest people kept joining vc
am i allowed to e beg for u guys to watch my tiktok
some guy was treating him turning his camera on like it was a magic trick
this is vt voice channels
LMFAOOO
Digging in you butt twin
Now you see me
Now you dont
Tbf
Now you see me
i hit master ground by diggin in my butt
There's a lot of VC demons in this server
hiii
People who've never spoken in this server
LMFAO
But randomly join the VC
hai:3 haiii x3
theyre always weird
Half don't even aim train
haiii xD
:D hiiii
drew is it hard being that funny
**
**
never understood why
am i tweaking
No i dont really try
last 2 weeks activity.......
probably the server is really big
i need help
Yeah
its empty
It's a message only straight people can see
no wonder
got ur ass
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Yall playing like its a part time job
my teacher just said trigger warning
Go get job
no thanks, censor the slur next time
thats uh
im a slave
Bro got more than me๐ญ
BORRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG
upon further consideration im revoking the ๐ฉท react
I wanna be a seal
I wanna be a grandmaster.
No u dont
U don't want it bad enough
light
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i just started work
congrats bro
time getting tight now
make sure u protect ur hairline
dude...
my hairline already receding
it was over before it began
bro getting hit with the bald + time theft combo of DOOM
i swear that first couple of months u start ur 9-5 be the most depressing
i still have enough time to aim train and play with my buddies ๐
im jealous
my mousepad was supposed to arrive tomorrow, now i gotta go pick it up
What mousepad
Wallhack Water Yume SY-001

what sy mean
Me too buddy... me too
lol
I didnt know until now
Actually id just like to be out of fox
i would like to be a penguin
Yeah its a pretty desperate name lmao
i like the branding on the wallhack pads more
the cloud just doesn't look good to me
im probably not gonna like the pad, but the art is fire
bro spending money just to spend it
Gooner art?
not rly
not really
it's beautiful imo
Fire art^
i hate gooner pads

Art is fire
ill do this for early reppu
@artisan
No phantom is king
phantom isnt blue unfortunately
does this make the pad better
makes it extra tempered
Makes the art fire
I hate phantom art
Ngl
Just make it black
itโs genuinely the main reason i want reppu
Pad feels amazing tho
wouldve tried that steel pad but i got scared bc everyone complained about it warping in shipping
ive never heard of a steel mouse pad
Oh we on the topic of metal pads now?
called hard pads, no?
My cats love my gladspad
reppu going to be insane
Yh i seen that๐ญwhat other pads u got
wouldn't metal just destroy your skates
my friend had a hard pad it felt insane to use
I think we getting shidenkai v3 aswell no?
Metalpads as in pads literally made of metal
Glasspad is considered hardpad
not rly
i stole my friends old artisans but i never use them
Why
ill take one
ew glass
do u have any idea when its out?
Plastic pad is considered hardpad
i only use phantom lmao
the one dude said hopefully before end of year, i forgot who it was
im learning so much today
na i just swapped to pmm smoothies
and ye but thats also his ๐ญ
dam gotchu
i just stole all the stuff he doesnt use anymore
No tracking issues with it on glass?
nothing
W
4k polling 2mm 3200dpi now
Im gonna sell my m3k tbh
also that jakeu dude said something about it not being faster than a raiden, but have seen others say it is like the successor to shidenkai, so that is contradictory
i dont think i would ever buy one but i like it
We want shidenkai v3๐
either way it seems like a fun concept
agree
I never got to try it
same
Raiden is nice but i got the mid and mid is not comfy lol
if it was all it was said to be, i would have been happy to replace mine every 6 months
i got raiden soft now
Same lmao
this part of the pads lol
Wait artisan reppu
What is the point of my artisan raiden mid
i'll hate raiden till the day i die
Why
speed cloth best pad type

raiden is so basic there is nothing to hate imo
it just feels slow for me
Yh
I got a key83 purple soft on the way
Will reppu be as fast as glass?
I hate raiden mid cause its so slow compared to glass
maan i want that mouse
probably not
what skates are those though
I mean no cloth will be fast like glass specially the beast
no skates
Have u tried glass yet
what mouse
Ultraglides ice iirc
Fenrir asym
fingertip mice look so cool
beautiful mouse
lol
is phantom actually that much faster
no
are people legit paid to say raiden is fast
Then what pad
Idk i just remember my sp3 was extremly slow prob nad qc
Yh
it cant be that slow as it is smooth glass
Felt sticky
oh that is weird
its a sign for u to buy nephelim
Drew
Im not a fan of wallhack pads tbh
lets gooo im purple
everyone be purple now
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should i be using the benchmarks for aim training or try and make a custom playlist
trippinggggggg
Theres more ma*ters than there are jades
i got jades like almost first try on s3 then struggeled to get on s5
wtffff
cracked
I almost just sat on my toilet without the lid down
I almost just took a shit with no toilet paper
Glasspad enjoyers will do shit like this or use their pad as a cutting board
now show the rest
no
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controlsphere is the easiest
Also make it ur personality
from your options
i dont wana play snake
snakes are frauds
except guilder
he cool asf
but raw control the bestest
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try tornadosphere revosect
try whisphere huge tiny fast slow
what about raw control?
cmon
u cant let me gap u
hop on
i found tech for raw control and controlsphere
tell me.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
deez nutz
nah im just kidding but i got good at controlsphere
send in dms
im grinding finals
anything but getting a job ๐ฅ
@hushed patrol is it stupid to practice it on 38?
i want to buy a skypad 2.0
yo i just got back on kovaaks after a break and im having massive suttering and fps drops anyone knows how to fix it or whats the cause, im getting more drops on fullscreenmode than windowed?
good for fingertip gains
Ty gang
Habibi you're probably better off asking for help in the kovaaks server
Otherwise checks what's running in the background
Verifying files
Etc.
Standard troubleshooting
might be habibiโ๏ธ
can someone explain to me how to begin VDIM?
Beats me
i know its insane
Wym how to begin
Not much to explain
Today is Wednesday
Download the Wednesday list
Play
no let him do the monday
Why not Friday?
yeah ur right
like I can't really find it yk? I did voltaic benchmark and such and got gold. I'm trying to find the playlist/explanation of the VDIM
Scroll the discord channels
Maybe there's a channel with the resources
To lead you in the direction to find the VDIM sheet
What resources? There isnt a channel called #resources
boi i just changed my mouses polling rate from 8k to 2k an now its working perfectly fine does kovaaks not support high polling rates or am i slow?
s-resources
Yes
And no
Kovaaks doesnt support higher polling rate, theyre going to add it on patch 4.0.0
kind of aimlab problem, it looks like my aimlabs is not connected to internet (i cant play the voltaic benchmark nor find it in workshop cause I can't search anything)
does anyone know how to fix this issue
But you can still play with high polling rate if ur pc can handle it
say whaat, thank you
we love 8k
125 polling on top
I cant play 8k kovaaks i can play 4k on some scenarios/whatever im running in background
2k can for all
4k seems to work fine for me atleast for now
mannn fuck all this 2k 8k
See if u get significant fps drops
real ones still run 1k
Or stutters
Polling rate this and polling rate that how ab pull some bitches
@agile lily china
What about china
Dw king you'll find love
Or maybe not
Hail China
i love looking thru ebay for peripherals
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why are we charging +30% for mice that are in stock
Taiwan is not a country
buy my glsswrks pas
pad

for you my friend
$500
@hard stump 50 and head
?
no more pads until my ma trova arrives
i think this would be a crime
give me a good static scen
@hushed patrol i might need vod review on control, im averging nova pace first 30 sec
@storm hamlet 50 and head
then its all falling apart.
?