general

[fallen slate]

Like holy fucking shit

[weak sorrel]

this is going to sound really stupid but has anyone done like visibility training

like to spot people quicker

[fallen slate]

BANGGGG

[glacial sluice]

thorfin

a sword is used to kill people

who do you intend to kill?

[glacial sluice]

CELESTIAL

GOAT

[glacial sluice]

you so him

[feral bone]

on the dot

w

[rose night]

tuff

[rose night]

hey i see viet

[glacial sluice]

uh well

I basically got diamond on al tracking

im scared of the others

[pine cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-mega-me-up-shark-mega-shark-megalodon-gif-17616446

[sour totem]

@rose night this task

might be

one of the most rng ones I've played

it's up there for sure

like any singular bot can just become a completely different bot after a blink and it makes no sense

[rose night]

possibly

[sour totem]

574 is where I'm leaving this

cause I cannot for the life of me go play more

[rose night]

i feel like its less rng than like air

cause i can get like skybotted by 3 bots

[sour totem]

just to get a last bot that decides to become close fast strafe

[rose night]

last bot is kinda like a bot in ground sparky voltaic v3 ow

[sour totem]

idfk

[rose night]

the really easy one

[sour totem]

all I know is

you can either get

a free bot for it

[sour totem]

or you get CFSI

And I only fucking get CFSI when I'm on a good run

[rose night]

reminds me of uhh

ground bot 3

i either get a really good track

or i cant track it at all

[pine cliff]

wait what scen are you talking about

[static root]

h

[rose night]

plink plaza

[static root]

hi

[pine cliff]

this scen feels evil

[glacial sluice]

ngl

ground is the only thing I have love for

[next jacinth]

bruh i tried streaming cod

and I got cooked

.95kd

[pine cliff]

same

[glacial sluice]

thats

my highest

score

everytime

[pine cliff]

only a bit below expected

[glacial sluice]

grond

ground*

[pine cliff]

SAME

[glacial sluice]

\bro

everytime

I play

anything fast sens

like

any reactive

then I go to precise

im so shitty

OR CONTROL

idk why

speed tracking throws off my aim so bad

[pulsar gorge]

can someone send for me a micro ajustment playlist?

[royal sluice]

24cm raw control

[rose night]

reminds me of a certain

french guy

that sheet

[royal sluice]

manifest this ❤️

[pine cliff]

CUTE

[gleaming zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-baby-seal-gif-14076823916765972123

[orchid thistle]

does anyone know if its optimal to use a sock as a gaming sleeve

[gleaming zephyr]

IM BEGGINING TO FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD RAP GOD

[glacial sluice]

boi you so seal

[orchid thistle]

im not seal complete yet

orca

[royal sluice]

no

[gleaming zephyr]

its so good 2 use

!

!

!

[royal sluice]

it's called a compression sleeve

[gleaming zephyr]

@w@

[royal sluice]

if it doesn't compress

it's useless

[gleaming zephyr]

companion sleeve

[orchid thistle]

but chatgpt said itd be fine as long as the friction is light

[gleaming zephyr]

:3

[royal sluice]

it'll just introduce friction and drag

[gleaming zephyr]

BEAST MODE ACTIVATED FOID ELIMINATED

[royal sluice]

it'll be more friction than your skin

[orchid thistle]

i just cut up a tshirt and two socks just to learn this

[pine cliff]

I reccomend high molecular weight polymers as meterials for sleeves

[gleaming zephyr]

i reccoment the poopen farten

[orchid thistle]

are u sure theres no way i could make a sock work

[sour totem]

why ask after doing it bro

I'm so confused

[orchid thistle]

idk

my wrists hurt

and everything is sweaty

[fiery flume]

[sour totem]

bro didn't win the 1

[fiery flume]

DONT SNITCH

wanna see how I die?

[sour totem]

no but I do wanna know how to get good at games

[fiery flume]

click enemy

look anyway

[polar pivot]

sticked to the wall😭

[warm elbow]

im spending all my time w friends bro, and im much happier😭

[polar pivot]

looks nice

[fiery flume]

its like a flower

[gleaming zephyr]

new #VOD CRAETED relesing sometime soon IN FUTURE be on the LOOKOUT

[glacial sluice]

well

im diamond soon

without you goat

[rose night]

the method

[sour totem]

can't

I think I'm disabled atp

[glacial sluice]

was

he cheating

?

[glacial sluice]

whos graph is that

also whos plague

[polar pivot]

what should I play next?

[rose night]

idk

[glacial sluice]

okay

whos plague

like

not who it is

but what did they do

[rose night]

idk

apparently its zcn

[glacial sluice]

what did they do tho

just

a random

who got insane scores?

[pine cliff]

can i post a video I just uploaded in general or is that taboo

EVERYONE PULL UP

[fiery flume]

I swear to god bro if u dont pick the one we're both looking at

[next jacinth]

bro you're like 6 months late

[pine cliff]

TUNE IN

[glacial sluice]

twin got a countdown

ngl

can you just aimtrain

go hit a pb

[fiery flume]

my response to the declaration of Independence being written

[next jacinth]

playing quarry rn btw

[rose night]

idk

close enough welcome back cuteaimbro

[pine cliff]

these plats be doin too much

[glacial sluice]

I wanna see a pb run

[next jacinth]

can someone do a vod review of my gameplay 🙂

[glacial sluice]

yo uqk

Im catching up to you.

[atomic nebula]

morning less than niche community

[glacial sluice]

nvm

didnt know you got jade

[atomic nebula]

nice

[fallen slate]

What the hell is going on with this

[glacial sluice]

mb big dog

[fallen slate]

😭

[atomic nebula]

its 0k!

[pine cliff]

yeah... I was the only one watching my premier

very funny guys

[polar pivot]

making a flower

[glacial sluice]

S S S SSIGMA!!

[atomic nebula]

im gonna get master in 2 scores today

I feel it

ground and snake track

[polar pivot]

this is hard

I need to memorize dawny's hand vein pattern to pb

[atomic nebula]

hey dawny hru doing

[compact whale]

highguard is buns

[glacial sluice]

@atomic nebula can you send me your

s5

i ndms?

I wanna see

[fallen slate]

Good hbu

I'm very tired

[prime palm]

How bro

How are you not tired

My hand would be fried

Ur not human

[prime palm]

You should've made a human

[next jacinth]

how do I know if my handcam is delayed or not

just by looking?

[atomic nebula]

im good ty

[atomic nebula]

I can send here no problem

[atomic nebula]

idk man I js strech

yo dawny can you for scores?

[prime palm]

I stretch too and do wrist exercises

U got crazy genetics i guess

[atomic nebula]

@glacial sluice

[prime palm]

Next mattyow

[glacial sluice]

fuck your mogging

[atomic nebula]

idk maybe I can just endure things longer

[pine cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vWyquKlzwE

[prime palm]

Idk why ur showing me this, but I'll give it a watch i guess

[pine cliff]

wait I thought you were my fan

watch it

[prime palm]

Huh?

When did that happen?

[sour totem]

you can pretty easily tell just by looking yea

[pine cliff]

stop playing hard to get

[sonic parrot]

OcteroRole icon, Level 20 — 08:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vWyquKlzwE
Hey guys my friend made a awesome aim video! you should check it out !

[pine cliff]

^^^^^^^

[river forum]

I am not even octeros friend and I think its really aweomse too

[atomic nebula]

alr did watch it

[river forum]

check it out everyone!

[pine cliff]

thank you!

[prime palm]

If you can make me catch up to uqk, I'll be ur fan

[pine cliff]

wait why is this the new hot thing

[gleaming zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vWyquKlzwE this shit hard af i cant lie

[pine cliff]

wait who is that

[polar pivot]

Insane clicking

[river forum]

btw this is the video guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vWyquKlzwE

[atomic nebula]

yes

[prime palm]

@atomic nebula

He is too fast

[pine cliff]

catch up to them how

[prime palm]

We racing who wilm get master first

But he is soo far ahead of me

And he has unlimited stamina it seema

Seems

[pine cliff]

Im already master ground

[prime palm]

My coworker offered me his guitar for a month

[atomic nebula]

I played like 4 hours or 5 of kovaaks yesterday

[prime palm]

Next shift he will bring it

Then the grind starts 😈

And if i like it after a month, I'll buy a guitar

[fiery flume]

bruh

[next jacinth]

is that mw3

i havent gotten that map in a weeek

or do i have to download mw2 for it

[polar pivot]

this scen makes me crashout

[gentle stag]

Spanish?

[atomic nebula]

English

[crisp forge]

no way my prof writes like this bro

[next jacinth]

wow what a great prof

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/4chan-reddit-down-the-hall-and-to-the-right-down-the-hall-and-to-the-left-reddit-is-down-the-hall-and-to-the-left-gif-8319483688881173382

[next jacinth]

4chan is goated

wish i got on it sooner

[crisp forge]

its boring now

[next jacinth]

🙁

[subtle pollen]

where support channel?

i change my aimlab link account to another discord account and it now show my score (sorry for my english)

[next jacinth]

https://x.com/i/status/2015824737025273900

Awkward (@awkwardOW)

A guy books $1300 Overwatch coaching session with me. Conversations starts with "I keep changing my sens but I have a hard time hitting shots"

I ask what's his sens - "5 ingame, but let me check my dpi.. 3200". Told him it's too high. He switches to 800 DPI.

"What monitor do

X · Jan 26, 2026, 4:30 PM

No way hes being fr

[fallen hatch]

laughing at guy paying you $1300 for service thats less useful than vod reviewing

sounds like an average coach mindset

[upper token]

1300 is wild

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/weedhack-gif-11373896221943931368

[next jacinth]

Bro 5 in-game with 3200 dpi

No way thats real

If he moves the mouse 1cm he'll do 2 360s

[polar pivot]

after like 2 hours I finally got this

[next jacinth]

bro capcut is like 10x faster than vegas

[next jacinth]

ban for hacks

[next jacinth]

W

[fiery flume]

rahhhhhhh

[atomic nebula]

rileycs

[polar pivot]

@fiery flume its done

[fiery flume]

u ruined it by being too good at bouncesphere

[next jacinth]

whats your pc build reikuro

[polar pivot]

cant be helped the prophet req for this is 3650

[next jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc-DlxyymNY

if anyone wanna critique my aim

this was a easy game tho

[fiery flume]

i7 14700k
4080s
32gb ddr5

[next jacinth]

makes sense why its so smooth

[atomic nebula]

i js need the same gpu

but its expensive ashell boy

[fiery flume]

reeeeeel

it was cheaper when I built it, its gone up now

[atomic nebula]

i need this vt ground master

i always choke on the 3rd bot

[eternal stream]

Hey

[gray iris]

amd gpu time

[polar pivot]

3rd bot is the best bot

[atomic nebula]

i hate it

[dire holly]

hi

[atomic nebula]

hello

[dire holly]

How are you feeling today? Any plans?

[atomic nebula]

good get 2 master scores

wbu

[prime palm]

Next 2 days, I'm gonna grind like crazy

Then after that, it will be 1h a day žax

Max

[upper token]

Glass users what skates yall on

[atomic nebula]

i can get master in floating heads

for sure

[upper token]

Ass its cold asf

[prime palm]

I won't ever catch up go you @atomic nebula

U basically won the race

Gg

[atomic nebula]

-# 😭

[dire holly]

everything in time

[prime palm]

In 3 days, a coworker will give me his guitar for a whole month
Will be grinding that shit for all free time i got

And if i still enjoy it, I'll buy myself a nice guitar

[atomic nebula]

i keep fumbling on floating heads

ts

[prime palm]

It's over for you vro 🥀 💔

[atomic nebula]

it is

[wet sentinel]

Hey all! I am looking for a bit of a specific kovaaks scenario/s. I’m looking to work on my Micro Tracking, for long distance enemies in game. Would anyone know of any? THANK YOU!

[crisp forge]

do i start taking zinc

[atomic nebula]

#resources

[regal kayak]

Can't go wrong

[atomic nebula]

precise

[crisp forge]

we starting the jizzmaxxing journey fr

[main compass]

im back

from my 10 hour mute

for saying absolutely nothing 😭

[atomic nebula]

floating heads is breaking me

[main compass]

me next

[placid wave]

seeing some people enjoy slopguard

and they calling themselves aimers

slopgaurd needs to die send a message to these companies that if their game is blurry buggy unoptimized mouse accel mouse delay and aim assist shooter it should fucking perish

never support a game with AA or any of this dog shit

[vapid widget]

DYIN

[foggy pilot]

highguard was fun and I like having fun 😁

[oblique iris]

[atomic nebula]

pasu is useless prove me right

[kind glade]

ur a lost cause

[atomic nebula]

its a joke

[placid wave]

looked around more about slopgaurd no one i respect likes the game

people i thought were braindead have started to eat it up

[twilit lance]

bro name pablo.minecraft.2011

[placid wave]

yeah and i know ball

[orchid creek]

who is the reign of blood guy at top of 1w3t intermediate?

[atomic nebula]

im gonna play highguard for the first time

lets see what the hate is all about

[wanton thorn]

j9sper

[placid wave]

it ain't hate its the truth

you know its bad when people who "like" the game are talking about

[wanton thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/@j9sper

[placid wave]

you know if the dev team worked on the game for like 4 more years

fixed all the bugs maybe redesigned somethings it would be a good game

[fiery flume]

if you don’t like it why bother talking about it

[placid wave]

I like the fact that the game is dying

gives me hope for the future of gaming

[vapid widget]

thats the most cope thing ive ever read lmao

[placid wave]

slop like this should be hated and should be put to bed

slopground will be a great lesson to devs making shooters

[fiery flume]

aim looks reasonably smooth when you’ve got a flow going, looks like you don’t have much confidence in making quick motions though, also see a little bit of a struggle when it comes to making stops

[atomic nebula]

highguard cant even get 120 fps in the tutorial with all low settings

[placid wave]

move your mouse fast then slow bro

and look at the instructors broken animations

[atomic nebula]

lmao mouse accel

[placid wave]

yes for some reason epic has it that its a default in unreal 5 engine

[fiery flume]

game has accel by default? ok hate is justified

nvm

[placid wave]

what you mean nvm

[fiery flume]

as in nvm the hates justified

hello

[upper token]

Heard that game is worse optimized than rivals😂

[atomic nebula]

it is bro

[placid wave]

i thought you said nevermind of the hate being justified because epic has that shit on by default

[atomic nebula]

im getting the same fps with all high settings

then the low

[placid wave]

idk if epic has motion blur on by default as well

[fiery flume]

naw if you put accel in my shit, AND don’t give me a way to remove it outside of a config edit, you have aids

[placid wave]

but the motion blur and dlss blur in slopgaurd made my eyes hurt

the game gave me physical dmg

[upper token]

Thats crazy cuz rivals is ah

Is new game free

I got 5080 9800x3d wonder what i get

[placid wave]

it also has crazy aim assist

[upper token]

Yh nah nvm

[placid wave]

and for some reason the fov setting doesn't work until you plug in a roller

[fiery flume]

yippee

[placid wave]

like if you plug in a roller on max fov your shit actually changes

[upper token]

Not dealing with aim assist again i left apex and cod for ts

[placid wave]

im telling you this game dying is a great thing

its the best thing this game could do for people

[arctic ibex]

Guys for the 103 fov rule do you need to just use the aimlabs profile?

I had 103 fov but on cs2 profile

so actual fov turns out to be like 86

so I need to adjust it again right?

it's so confusing honestly

[atomic nebula]

go overwatch and put 103 overwatch

[arctic ibex]

ok looks like overwatch 103 is actually lower fov

so I should be fine

still ima switch to ow profile because actually a lower fov is preferrably i only increased it because i thought i had to

[atomic nebula]

theres diff characters in highguard bro and they dont show this in the tutorial

[arctic ibex]

are u talking to me

i dont know what highguard is

[queen trout]

hello

where i find the voltaic playlist?

[atomic nebula]

this game is so confusing lmao

im not playing this

[verbal acorn]

what game?

[atomic nebula]

highguard

[placid wave]

leave a bad review

say bad optimization bad mouse support and aim assist

[atomic nebula]

this game tok so long

so confusing at the same time

and bad fps

[prime palm]

Why is everyone J*de

[sour totem]

dude can I be jade please

[prime palm]

I'll allow it

But just this one time

[sour totem]

I just want the rank role man

Like fuck

[prime palm]

Why do you want that

What's wrong w u

[sour totem]

wdym

my name is jade

I want the jade role

[prime palm]

Jade is so ugly

[prime palm]

That's why I'm giving you a pass

[prime palm]

30 fps

[latent tundra]

45 fps on 1024x768

[marble snow]

i honestly reckon that the way i sit or hold my mouse is cooked i feel like my forearm and hand constatnly burn regardless of how long i play

[sour totem]

yeah that don't sound good

[royal frost]

Yippiee

[leaden island]

gz @royal frost

[grand heart]

Highguard went from 97k to 12k players in a day lmfao

[royal frost]

<3333

What does gz mean

[floral spindle]

congratz ram

[leaden island]

gratz

congrats

[royal frost]

Ooooh

[sour cairn]

gratz

[royal frost]

Thank u goats

[floral spindle]

how long did it take u to apply for it

and receive it

[royal frost]

It was pretty quickly vt helpers are goated

[floral spindle]

ohh thats fair enough

goin for comp next?

[white palm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kittens-cute-cooking-gif-27578245

this is what ill do to the people who voted rem

they are all going in the pan

MAX heat

[floral spindle]

my rem is currently useless

but he is cute

we let it slide

[atomic nebula]

i js won against a fucking cheater in roblox rivals

[white palm]

where is my venator!!!!

[atomic nebula]

broski got cooked twice while flying

[floral spindle]

i need venator badly.

but we gotta wait couple of wqeeks

[white palm]

is it gonna be silver or graves next

[floral spindle]

90% sliver

since everyone wana find out what she does

or graves cuys of the leakss

we finna see

[silk eagle]

do yall like this drawing i did couple years back

[sour totem]

very accurate

[atomic nebula]

never seen it be looks good

[placid wave]

no clue bro

support people are too strong bro

ow2 thanos supports they rule the world bro

people think dps is the toxic and dominant one but its the supports

it always has been

[placid wave]

nah bro no humanoid model

[silk eagle]

i was too lazy

[brisk fossil]

so highguard cooked? it's ggs?

doa and allat?

[white palm]

whats highguard

[grand heart]

Ye

[visual bronze]

just needs optimizing no?

or worse

i’m not up-to-date

[bright oak]

someone here told me that wallhack glass pads are trash but didn't say why
anyone know the reason?

[hardy bloom]

They are not trash idk who told u that lol

I use it and it's great

But i mean to each their own

[floral spindle]

the qc is different, you might get a slower unit or a faster one

[hardy bloom]

I'd just use your own judgement, and see if it has got what you are looking for

[floral spindle]

hello sini

[hardy bloom]

hi

[hardy bloom]

Is that true? I'm always sceptical with these type of rumours

@pearl sage

[floral spindle]

unfortunately that is true

my unit is quite slower than the typical ones

I'm not sure if it has ''deadspots'' or not but it feels slower

[floral spindle]

I'm pretty sure its a typical issue with glass manufactures

It's from the production process itself

[tame vessel]

The type of shit I love hearing before mine arrives

[white palm]

all good if everything goes wrong u can still use it as a cutting board

[floral spindle]

how have u been doin lately

[hardy bloom]

hmm I wouldn't know

I guess as long as the margin isn't that much different that's fine

[hardy bloom]

doing alright

fixing sleep got me rlly tired

well in the process of it haha

wbu

[floral spindle]

Pretty sure it's just a couple but i'm not too knowledgeable either

mhm trying to fix my sleep schedule aswell, i need 2-3 more days for it to be completely fixed

well that until its ruined again as always

[hardy bloom]

yeah the endless loop xd

[floral spindle]

6 hours seminars on top of 4+ hours reviewing getting to my head

[torn ravine]

good morning voltaic

[little eagle]

are u taking any supplements

[atomic nebula]

bro im doing cs2 ffa hs only with scout

this is fun and good

[hardy bloom]

hello

[atomic nebula]

one day

or

day 67

[agile arch]

dm more fun than the actual game on god

more people comming too

💀

[feral bone]

fr

[atomic nebula]

lol

[brisk fossil]

When i was like 15 I played dm for my first 200h and then probably did 100h of comp and after I got tired of that the rest of my playtime was mostly dm lmao

[royal sluice]

ive heard that the wh qc is very poor from glass lovers and glass haters alike

it seems to be the only thing that everyone can agree on

[brisk fossil]

Thats diabolical because arent wallhack pads like $180?

[royal sluice]

yes, they are very expensive

[leaden prism]

Stick to cloth!!!

[brisk fossil]

Thats really bad but then again my intuition would tell me any expensive peripheral named "wallhack" is almost definitely shit

[royal sluice]

not neccesarily

other glass brands seem to have much more consistent surfaces

[leaden prism]

Wallhack doesny give wallhack

[brisk fossil]

Scam

[royal sluice]

i wouldnt cite poor quality control from one company as a reason not to use glass as a whole

[leaden prism]

Idk artisan is love

Sorrt mate

[misty tide]

Coca cola doesn't have coke 😔

[royal sluice]

artisan probably has the best qc out of any mousepad brand

[brisk fossil]

Yeah i use the pulsar superglide 2 and its not given me any problems

[royal sluice]

its so insanely consistent

and their pads are super super high quality as well

[brisk fossil]

They seem to be pretty reliable and they dont break the bank

[leaden prism]

My arm doesnt sweat on artisan

100% worth

[lusty oasis]

good evening vt general

[brisk fossil]

You gotta wear the pro gamer sleeve on glass

[lusty oasis]

truth

[leaden prism]

Hi

[midnight rivet]

Highguard CEO:
"We could've done a better trailer to highlight the game loop"
Bruh your game has forced ultra performance dlss and barely hits 60fps on a 5080

[leaden prism]

Dont they make sweatin worse

[midnight rivet]

Not at all

It's subjective I guess

[cerulean walrus]

No

Opposite

For me atleast

Ussualy my arms sticks to desk cuz of swear

[leaden prism]

I have arm on mousepad

And it doesnt

[hardy fjord]

It does have dlss I knew it. So blurry

[midnight rivet]

That's wild I know

[hardy fjord]

Wait so what does internal resolution setting do?

[lusty oasis]

hello vados

[midnight rivet]

No idea

[leaden prism]

Why u hate ra1n

[brisk fossil]

Yeah, but not literally, instead in the sense that you wear it and become an epic pro gamer who MUST win

[formal bluff]

goodmorning

[lusty oasis]

it's from bleach

[formal bluff]

hi ski

[lusty oasis]

i think rain is p cool we get hurricanes a lot

[lusty oasis]

hii yumu

[formal bluff]

hru

[leaden prism]

Hi ahri

[formal bluff]

hi

[leaden prism]

Thsts how thigh highs work

[brisk fossil]

The sleeve i have physically makes my arm cooler, like sometimes I take it off because im like "brrrrr 🥶"

[lusty oasis]

i'm high and on long car ride hru

it's fuckin COLD

[formal bluff]

hru vados

[formal bluff]

tired

[leaden prism]

2h of sleeep tofay

[wanton thorn]

which reseller you bought from

[lusty oasis]

and i don't have fucking premium so i'm getting ads on spotify </3

[leaden prism]

Fonna grind some cs then routine fast wim train snd gym

[lusty oasis]

dude i slept a LOT

[leaden prism]

And sleep

[leaden prism]

I am stufk in a train

And i wanna ply cs

[formal bluff]

i did too and still feeling tired

[formal bluff]

i am sowwy :3

[manic oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/suit-cat-suit-cat-ai-black-and-white-suit-cat-fancy-cat-butter-gif-7122953669817749361

[agile arch]

Can we all band together and pull the sun just a little bit closer to earth

[lusty oasis]

real

[leaden prism]

Lock in

[manic oriole]

if the sun was even 1% closer we'd all die

[agile arch]

excellent

[leaden prism]

Legit me when history mentioned

[agile arch]

based takumi

[manic oriole]

lore accurate takumi*

[lusty oasis]

dude i lowk could've stayed home and aim trained but there's this local place where im going that i rly want breakfast from

[brisk fossil]

PLEASE

[leaden prism]

I had to drive 100km for meds

[brisk fossil]

This week has been trash so far i hate the damn ice

[formal bluff]

idk even know if i like my name or pfp anymore i only have it because reminds me of people

[brisk fossil]

Change your pfp to a funny animal and your name to be spoon related

[agile arch]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-393

[formal bluff]

can i be a fork

[little eagle]

oh hell nah that’s my 13th reason

[formal bluff]

hi dawn

[little eagle]

hi

[brisk fossil]

The world is your oyster

Would you rather eat it with spoon, or fork

[little eagle]

how do i push the earth closer to the sun

[leaden prism]

Its super hard to drive to my place

[lusty oasis]

dude i can just close and reopen spot when i get them but like it gets annoying bc my phone becomes a minigame

[leaden prism]

Full of ice

[formal bluff]

good question

[agile arch]

i feel like for the amount of meat oysters and clams give us we can just leave the little guys alone.....

[little eagle]

yeah no u need to get premium

spotify premium has to be a life essential

[manic oriole]

wrecking ball from overwatch grapple

[leaden prism]

Jusr get yt premium

[little eagle]

ew listening to music on yt

[white palm]

hammond 💔

[little eagle]

i have yt premium… to watch videos

not for music

[leaden prism]

Bruh

[agile arch]

is doomfist the only tank in overwatch now

[lusty oasis]

nah it's (i just got the minigame) not that bad bc i don't leave the house much due to it killing me when i do

[leaden prism]

I have mouse to play not for work!!

[manic oriole]

im bouta play ark solo and try to beat it wish me luck

[brisk fossil]

Last Thursday it got so cold my car wouldnt start, so I took my dad's beater pickup truck. I was going down the road at 35MPH and thought "im going to slow down just to be safe". The moment I put my foot on the brake, the tail went out from behind me and I slid backwards into a ditch

[leaden prism]

I seriously love when random people interact with my gaming setuo

And then it feels uncomfy

[manic oriole]

lowkey sounds fun to speed run ark

[lusty oasis]

on my pc i have a thing that takes the ads out

[leaden prism]

U dont brake on jce

Ice

Issue is when i was driving to my home

There was only ice

[little eagle]

^

[leaden prism]

Biggest skill check I had

[manic oriole]

yk i just takumi drift in that situation

[sick nymph]

guys whats a fun high ttk game to aim in that isnt apex

[leaden prism]

Wtf is that

[manic oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/ryosuke-takumi-ae86-fc3s-initial-d-gif-25685547

[little eagle]

i forgot to defrost my car before going out and i couldn’t open the door

[brisk fossil]

Splitgate arena reloaded

[little eagle]

like i couldn’t pull out the handle

[misty tide]

defrost a car 💀

[leaden prism]

Vas

[manic oriole]

i normally keep molten lava in my bag for that

[agile arch]

u live somewhere warm maybe

[little eagle]

tesla lets you defrost the car before you go out but i’ve never had to do it before because it’s never been this cold in texas

so i tried to get in and the handle just

didn’t open

[misty tide]

Its the wording that makes me chortle, like defrosting a chicken

[manic oriole]

dawn can i move in

[little eagle]

no

[manic oriole]

shucks

[little eagle]

i have too many people trying to move in

[brisk fossil]

TLDR: hate winter, shit sucks from the moment you graduate and get a real job and it stays that way for the rest of your life unless youre a school teacher

[little eagle]

@hollow basalt takes up 9 spaces

[manic oriole]

can i move in tomorrow?

[agile arch]

it just sucks that all this isnt goign too melt for another like 2weeks

[manic oriole]

fun sized

[white palm]

living with friends sound fun

[little eagle]

it’s not even snow, it’s just a giant sheet of ice

[little eagle]

i could never

[brisk fossil]

Living with friend (singular) was pretty fun

[misty tide]

Isn't texas really hot?

[little eagle]

yeah

except for now

[manic oriole]

this is where the molten lava comes in handy

[little eagle]

it’s the coldest it’s ever been

it’s beautiful here tho

[manic oriole]

ai

[misty tide]

I thought it was similar to egypt, and we haven't got snow in 200 years

[brisk fossil]

Cyberpunk texas

[little eagle]

AI generated snow in texas

[manic oriole]

liberals

[misty tide]

hob many liberals dos it take to change a ligbulb

[little eagle]

i can’t even go to the gym because the roads are frozen

[manic oriole]

wait im gonna look up a cyberpunk snow mod i bet it looks so pretty

[brisk fossil]

That do sound pretty swag

[manic oriole]

you forgot to add googely

[twilit lance]

idk

[misty tide]

none !!

[little eagle]

i don’t think i’ve ever changed a lightbulb in my life

[twilit lance]

woah

cool

[misty tide]

you should try it its dangerous

[little eagle]

exactly why i don’t

[agile arch]

this bulb in my basement randomly wont work and i have to like screw it in and out and then its fine

gotta check up on that

[manic oriole]

nvm it looks butt

[misty tide]

My brother literally taste tests the electricity to check if its the socket or the light bulb

But that's probably not normal

[agile arch]

is ur brother rain man dawg

/pos

[little eagle]

juicer

is it even cold in cali

[manic oriole]

cold feels different here compared to other places

its not very cold

[floral spindle]

@sacred marsh

[manic oriole]

its 46f rn

[little eagle]

lol

[manic oriole]

but i feel like i need to wear multiple layers

in utah

[manic oriole]

i could go outside with shorts on when its 20f

its because of air density and humidity

[little eagle]

i’m wearing a tshirt, cashmere sweater, and a windbreaker with leggings + sweatpants

[manic oriole]

air here gets under ur skins and makes it feel awful

mm cashmere

[little eagle]

and warm fuzzy socks

[manic oriole]

nah here i bring out the whole arsenal

[little eagle]

and i have a blanket wrapped around me 24/7

[brisk fossil]

LONGJONS

[manic oriole]

my Columbia double layer jacket comes out

[manic oriole]

actually so good

they work so good

[brisk fossil]

LETS GO

[hard stump]

hey dawn

[little eagle]

fuck u knivww

[prime palm]

I love jalapeño peppers

[little eagle]

sorry i felt like being mean

[hard stump]

aw man

😔

[prime palm]

Eat some jalapeños

[manic oriole]

have you ever had jalapeno poppers but the jalapeño pepper were steamed before hand?

[prime palm]

U will feel better

[prime palm]

I haven't 😔

[little eagle]

i actually need some jalapeños for guacamole but i can’t go grocery shopping

i’ve been stranded in my apartment and my boyfriend delivers me stuff from the outside

[white palm]

can i have one

[little eagle]

like my personal insta cart

[leaden prism]

Vas

U drivin tesla or what

[little eagle]

yea

[prime palm]

I'm picturing him flying a drone to ur window xD

[leaden prism]

I dun like electric

[prime palm]

That would be dope

[leaden prism]

Car has to go wrr wrr

[brisk fossil]

VROOM

[little eagle]

i’m getting a 26 supra when i move

[prime palm]

Time to pay a subscription to use even basic functions of ur car

[little eagle]

i don’t tho

[white palm]

how u so rich

[little eagle]

am not rich

[prime palm]

Cheating

She plays on easy mode

[leaden prism]

Rich

[little eagle]

i want a fun car that i can mod

[brisk fossil]

Stolen tesla

[prime palm]

/gamemode 3 or something

[white palm]

supra isnt cheap...

[little eagle]

and then i can daily the tesla

[leaden prism]

U do short drives or wha

[little eagle]

it’s not too bad

[little eagle]

define short drive

[leaden prism]

I enjoy my 3 liter car tho

[white palm]

nvm its not that bad in the us

[leaden prism]

Up to 10 km is short

[white palm]

its like 160k usd in my country

[little eagle]

lol 10km is just within my neighborhood

[little eagle]

wtf

[prime palm]

To save 10k usd would take me 3+ years of saving, considering that in that time i don't have some other unexpected expenses

[little eagle]

i think my specs would be like 110k msrp

[little eagle]

jesus

that’s insane

[prime palm]

We poor

Should i just move to UK?

[sage tusk]

no

[brisk fossil]

Yeah like with my own expenses, to save for even a decade old used car outright i would be saving for multiple years

I HAVE to finance the shit

[floral spindle]

I kinda

Ate it all

[prime palm]

Same

[floral spindle]

Shits so good I’ve had it twice now

[little eagle]

car payments are scary

only way i’m buying the supra is if i buy it in cash

[prime palm]

I gtg now

[white palm]

idk how you get 100k in cash but ok

i need to get my money up

[little eagle]

well i live in america for starters

[brisk fossil]

Yeah i really dont like the idea of them but at least in my neck of the woods its necessary for even the middle class

[white palm]

need to look into some illegal stuff bro

this is not it

[little eagle]

please do not break the law for money 😭😭😭

[little eagle]

yeah the car market is crazy

[leaden prism]

Vas

[little eagle]

$10k for a car with 100k+ miles

it’s so sad

[unique spindle]

[brisk fossil]

Literally everyone i know finances their cars. Not to buy something nicer but just to have transportation like BLOW ME where did we go wrong lmao

[clever axle]

which level of vdim do i start at, im currently diamond in val

[leaden prism]

Glad i live next to germwny

And i get best cars

[little eagle]

i have bad experience with german cars

[unique spindle]

p sure theres a val benchmark for aimlabs

[leaden prism]

Why

Most goated

[little eagle]

spent too much time in the dealership as a child because of constant maintenance

[clever axle]

Ahh thanks

imma just do that

[little eagle]

never had a problem with lexus

but problem with benz and bmw

[brisk fossil]

Germans will make you something nice but you can go fuck yourself as soon as something breaks. Still cant believe my bro bought an audi

[little eagle]

a pink audi r8 would fix
me

only way i’d buy german cars is if i had stupid amount of money and could just buy them for collection

[brisk fossil]

I always wanted a benzo GTR

[little eagle]

fire car

[unique spindle]

firetruck

[little eagle]

fire cyber truck

[unique spindle]

cyber fire truck

[little eagle]

i hate the cyber trucks but this one was cool

[brisk fossil]

If that shit rolls up when my house is on fire just let me burn

The flames can take me

[edgy canopy]

Bro this car will set on fire by itself

[idle fjord]

Mobile urinal spotted!

[little eagle]

is that a thing

cyber trucks catching on fire

my tesla hasn’t blown up… yet

[edgy canopy]

As do I know electric cars are way more likely to set on fire than traditional diesel or gasoline

[floral spindle]

just sell ur body and soul

ez money

[white palm]

who do i sell it to

[floral spindle]

za divil

[white palm]

i need to contact them...

[little eagle]

i think if u have a 100k cash just sitting there

u might be an idiot

[white palm]

yeah im hitting the casino

[little eagle]

my first time going to the casino, i walked in with 5k and left with 12k

never stop gambling

[white palm]

that is a good advertisement...

[brisk fossil]

99% of gamblers quit before hitting the big win

[little eagle]

remember you can only lose 100% of your principal but you can make 100x in returns

[white palm]

how come non of my friends quit...

[brisk fossil]

Because theyre gonna hit the big win

[misty tide]

Slippery slope tho

[little eagle]

i’ve only played slots

so i can’t even

speak

[brisk fossil]

Slots are peak gamba

[little eagle]

i sometimes think about gambling everything in my roth ira

[misty tide]

thats what u wanna avoid

like

[sage tusk]

why not

[misty tide]

the most

[sage tusk]

go for it

[little eagle]

ok but what if i win

[sage tusk]

see

thats the mindset

[hard stump]

wait double or nothing right now, zelle me your bank account balance and i might send you twice as much back

[little eagle]

easiest 2m of my life

[little eagle]

wait i’m down

[hard stump]

waittt

[misty tide]

Last 2mil of ur life

[little eagle]

i don’t keep a lot of money in my checking

so

ur not even gonna get much

[little eagle]

ok but what if i win tho

[misty tide]

You'll gamba again

[little eagle]

so if i gamble 1m

and then win

so now i have 2m

i gamble again for 4m

[white palm]

just gamble for 4m

YEAHHH

[little eagle]

and then i win again

[misty tide]

[little eagle]

realistically

i would gamble 1m

win

and then take my 1m away

and gamble with the other 1m i won

and if i win again

then i split it

[white palm]

i would just buy a gun just in case if i gamble all i have

[little eagle]

LMAO

[agile lily]

Bring in 500,000
Win 1million by gambling
Cash out
Government takes away 500,000 in taxes

Stonks?

[misty tide]

If u get gambling addiction you start borrowing and when u pass away that's how ppl will remember u

Biggest con ever

[little eagle]

i mean

[white palm]

thats compy

[little eagle]

realistically

[agile arch]

at least theyll remember me

[little eagle]

if u go into debt from gambling

[agile lily]

Who u

[little eagle]

just take out another loan big enough to cover what you lost

[agile arch]

grief

[little eagle]

and then keep doing it

u have to win eventually

[edgy canopy]

Thats literary Turkish mindset

[misty tide]

Billionaire grindset

[little eagle]

it takes money to make money or whatever

[edgy canopy]

Loan that much until you will pay all debts

[agile arch]

endless fetch quest irl

[misty tide]

Oh yeah you can

But gamba is just a race to the bottom 😔

Unless its a lottery ticket or smth

[agile lily]

Sell the idea of generational wealth to the poor people

🔥

[edgy canopy]

10 dollar each person

[little eagle]

buy my course

[edgy canopy]

How to become rich

[agile lily]

Buy my book about how I made 5,000 selling books

[hard stump]

omg how much for course purchase pls my friend

[agile lily]

Cost is 5,000

[white palm]

i need to do like a scam or something

[little eagle]

imagine selling a book about how to get rich from digital marketing and the first page is just "sell books to idiots like you"

[hushed patrol]

@unreal folio

[edgy canopy]

Somalian prince type shit

[agile arch]

selling patented shimmy method 2.0 no vires 2026 punjabi 🇮🇳

[agile lily]

Im so rich im selling courses about getting rich even tho if i was rich i wouldnt need to sell courses

Who signing up

[hard stump]

@hushed patrol

[little eagle]

selling a course about how to sell courses

infinite money glitch

[agile arch]

ant best buy just have some infinite money glitch

like u could do some deal and then sell it back for a profit

[hard stump]

was

[agile arch]

naw im thinking of gamestop

[hard stump]

thats more believable

best buy is kinda ass w deals

[agile lily]

Yeah just be a reseller
Scalp pokemon cards
Sell rare hotwheels you got off walmart for $5 for $200

[little eagle]

i have best buy plus or whatever it is and it pays for itself

[agile lily]

Etc etc

[little eagle]

$50 a year and i get more than $50 off in savings

[agile arch]

i have too many irls who actually play pokemon tgc they would skin me alive

[little eagle]

ok but does anyone actually play the game or

do they just collect

[agile lily]

How to play pokemon when the card is in 2” thicc slab

Psa10

Lmk

[agile arch]

ppl def play tho theres like tournaments and sht

i think they just had one in ontario

[brisk fossil]

That shit ain't Pokémon thats ancient Egyptian duel monsters

[leaden prism]

Trading gurus are like that

Fun fact is u even watching them is already making them rich

[little eagle]

https://x.com/PokeDailyPost/status/2015892500397936641?s=20

Pokémon Daily Post💫 (@PokeDailyPost)

X · Jan 26, 2026, 9:00 PM

i swear the algorithm knows

what im talking about in discord

like hello

[agile lily]

They do

[hard stump]

https://tenor.com/view/z-have-come-gif-21452406

[visual bronze]

doable

when it's not my pathing it's my click timing

when does one git gud

[hard stump]

never

there is no end

🎋

[hushed patrol]

hello g

[hard stump]

im in such a fucky man

[visual bronze]

he's in a what

[hushed patrol]

whats up?

[sage tusk]

a fucky

[visual bronze]

[visual bronze]

o mb

reading comprehension

on me

[sage tusk]

allg

[hard stump]

my gf n i got a problem but idk who tf i can even talk abt it to 😭

actually i know who

time to call bebop

[sage tusk]

how do i escape ape tracking

[hushed patrol]

if you wanna talk im here for you mane

[hushed patrol]

define ape tracking

idk what it mea ns

[sage tusk]

my hands don’t cooperate

[hard stump]

youre my goat but i think this might be outta your age range

[hushed patrol]

im very mature for my age

🧘‍♂️

[hard stump]

nah g LMAO

[hushed patrol]

maybe hit up rx

hes still serving his life in prison

from voltaic

[hard stump]

i would but im p sure he’s in japan w his girl

[hushed patrol]

no parole

[hushed patrol]

and me yo ✌️

[undone fiber]

I'd do anything for a cheeseburger

[runic cargo]

why do you need to

tracking boring

click dot