general

[cyan mantle]

i love the finals

[rose night]

i forgot the existsnce of community servers

cause its in a weird spot compared to tf2

[brave leaf]

I only play in the warmupserver or cybershoke servers and 0% of the people soundwhore

[crisp sparrow]

Yo yo rapping is a lifestyle know what the fuck I’m saying gway lo

[white palm]

I miss tf2 valve official servers

[worldly kindle]

pre matchmaking tf2

[crisp sparrow]

They’re rereleasing blue velvet in cinemas in the uk

[white palm]

it was so good

[cloud ice]

just played warmupserver today and people were soundwhoring

prob just less noticeable with spawns and player density

[crisp sparrow]

2026 we’re getting back in the gaming realm

[cloud ice]

val dm sucks cuz shit movement, kill objective, and bad maps

but cs players still play the same unoptimal way in dm

[worldly kindle]

have u seen twin peaks

[crisp sparrow]

No

[worldly kindle]

yeah i know you havent

ever just be asking questions u know the answer to

[crisp sparrow]

Nice bro be elitist about David lyncj of all people

[crisp sparrow]

I’ve been meaning to watch it for ages but I can never watch shows as I have a tiktok attention span

[worldly kindle]

w bait method

[cloud ice]

LMFAO

[crisp sparrow]

.wk triad god

[worldly hollow]

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[cloud ice]

nice one

[compact whale]

https://on.soundcloud.com/Ki2wZdImt3Bavp9MyI

[fiery flume]

what is it

[humble goblet]

Good morning veetee general

[potent sand]

scroll up a bit

its the blue cat nodding his head here

[cyan mantle]

penta bounce

time to lock in

[humble goblet]

Milp

Man I love penta bounce

[brave leaf]

I have NEVER had this happen and I have hundreds of hours in warmupserver (mirage 23 multi cfg usually or mirage 21 or 23 iirc rifles only)

[elder lichen]

wtf

[compact whale]

im wamring up with the penta vdim

[elder lichen]

thats rare

[cloud ice]

subhuman na main players mirage multi cfg

[rose night]

isnt that like a lame way to play dm

cause i hate when people play lame

[white palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277497151206985782/1459278576879665305/lefaaPls.webp

I like turning sounds off and blasting music in dm

[rose night]

i listen to music in dm and play it like a reg shooter

suprisingly i dont do too bad

i get around like a 1.3 kd

[cyan mantle]

already hitting pbs i see

surely this means master score right

[compact whale]

all ive managed to do so far is bring my penta bounce average to jade

[cyan mantle]

thats a good sign!

[compact whale]

i keep having atleast one moment thru the run where for a second there is literally not a single good target to go for and i have to wait or track a bounce and its slowing me down

[cyan mantle]

where would all the bots be in that case

[compact whale]

on the edges. or near the bottom. whenever i have only those spots to choose from for my next target its gonna be a bad time

unlless its literally bouncing as i get to it. i dont want to be tracking mid bouce it throws my entire flow off

[cyan mantle]

ok wait how many 1hp bots do u get

[compact whale]

like how many do i flick off before killing it?

i usually reset if i have more than 1

im confident ill hit some masters scores this weekend atleast when i have more time to grind and im not dead tired after work. but im pretty happy with my consistency atm

[narrow wind]

when people say to use a microfiber cloth to clean monitor and mousepad do they mean like the kind for glasses or the kind that is like awful to touch with dry hands

[compact whale]

i need to work on my transistions im not getting to the next target smoothley enought. im overflicking alot

[rose night]

what helped me on penta was playing vai

like it was only 4 angles of it but getting the stability down on those made the other ones easier

[rose night]

you need the flick tech of beants/voxts and the stability of vai on tsk

i think

i lied not voxts

floatts angelic

[compact whale]

bro i messed up for like HALF A SECOND

you litterally cant mess up at all

[rose night]

oops

[worldly kindle]

never met a glasses wearer that didnt like the texture of the microfiber clothe @cloud ice

[rose night]

yeah its like tsk where if u fuck up for like half a second your score gets nuked

[narrow wind]

Theres 2 kind

The glasses kind is soft and nice the other one is evil

[worldly kindle]

oh

[rose night]

its why i kinda stopped playing tsk as much

[worldly kindle]

i didnt know they were called microfiher cloths as well

[rose night]

cause it felt like i had to be literally perfect to pb

and even then it wasnt even max req

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/winter-solder-ult-bucky-ult-bucky-winter-soldier-marvel-rivals-gif-7485867433641480076

[rose night]

and sometimes the bot would fuck me over and change direction early or late so i couldnt predict

[rose night]

id play the vai scens in tsk and see if that helps

[compact whale]

lul. we take a break and come back to this

[cyan mantle]

I was thinking you could try pushing pace a little, if you rarely left any at 1hp. You primarily would want to focus on better timing your next flick / leaving the bot earlier. One thing that really helps with that is memorizing how many shots it takes to kill a bot, which you can simply this by having a large cooldown for your hitsound, which you can notice in this vod

[compact whale]

ive never hit that many jade scores in a row so i know im getting better atleast

[compact whale]

i deff need to work on transitions. you get to the next target alot faster than i do

[cyan mantle]

you still want to keep your transitions clean tho

@compact whale send a vod here

[compact whale]

i have literally nothing recorded lol

[cyan mantle]

[compact whale]

except 1 min clips here and there

[compact whale]

pasu track and multi angle tracking has been helping alot. and vai. that get so boring to grind tho

i can PB this tho

[rose night]

atleast ur not grinding vai

vai is worse than static to grind bro

id rather play air endurance small 150% again than grind vai bro

[compact whale]

if i grind tsk or anthing like that for too long it makes me feel weird on my pad when i play a nomal scen lol

[rose night]

u know whats weird

idk how but my scores jumped higher from going from 144 to 75hz

[compact whale]

why did you downgrade lol

[full escarp]

[thin warren]

When is S6 coming out

[potent sand]

Yooo

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-kissing-cat-sniffing-gif-16809514875727716561

[fiery flume]

I don’t see what u want made

[potent sand]

This @fiery flume

[fiery flume]

but

it’s a sticker

why not just use the sticker

emoji*

[potent sand]

I don’t have nitro

[unkempt fulcrum]

me first wool smoothbot invincible goated smaller

[potent sand]

Can u plz make it a gif

[rose night]

bro 😭

[formal bluff]

guys

can any1 help me how to do voltaic static clicking novice

please help

@lime skiff

sorry for disturbing u staff

but i need help

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-slap-kat-slap-slap-cat-cate-gif-7906458944533086715

bad

[fiery flume]

noob

[formal bluff]

sry

[formal bluff]

dude

can you help me reikuro

[potent sand]

Plzzz

[formal bluff]

oh wait

loppy is grandmaster

loppy bro

can u help

[fiery flume]

LOL

fuck you then

dog

[formal bluff]

uh

[fiery flume]

[formal bluff]

reikuro bro

[fiery flume]

nah

[formal bluff]

can you help

[fiery flume]

go ask loopy bro

[formal bluff]

a

[fiery flume]

he’s gm

[formal bluff]

mb bro

mb mb

no one was replying so 🙂

[fiery flume]

@potent sand

if u help this guy Ill make u the gif

[formal bluff]

uhm

can u help

😭

[fiery flume]

with what

[formal bluff]

static clicking

voltaic novice

[fiery flume]

no

[formal bluff]

like idk how to do so

[fiery flume]

absolutely not

[formal bluff]

can u teach

[potent sand]

With what

[fiery flume]

static

request denied

[formal bluff]

vt static clicking novice

[potent sand]

Ye no static sorry

[fiery flume]

LMAO

[formal bluff]

idk how to practice

alr then

[fiery flume]

pray

[potent sand]

I don’t do static

Sorry

[fiery flume]

and grind

just pray

[potent sand]

I’m gm without static

[fiery flume]

and spam it

[formal bluff]

wait

[fiery flume]

without thinking

for hours

[formal bluff]

i share u my score

[fiery flume]

you may end up in psych ward

[formal bluff]

u tell what to improve now

[potent sand]

I got decent at it

By playing static everyday

[formal bluff]

dont be rude bro

[potent sand]

For 3 weeks straight

[formal bluff]

oh

like how to grind it tho

its like flicking?

[potent sand]

Yes

Play cA benchmarks

[formal bluff]

alr

[fiery flume]

just put ur fingers in ur ears and pretend static doesn’t exist

mental health hack

[sour totem]

Static is chill mans

[fiery flume]

don’t listen to soar they’re crazy

[tulip badge]

Hi guys, I'm newbe. Glad to meet you.

[hazy elm]

gridshot

[prime palm]

Fuck that

[sour totem]

fun task

[prime palm]

Orochimary is soo tuff

[coarse belfry]

hes nasty

[tulip badge]

xD

[sour totem]

Somethings off about that....

[rose night]

*deadman

[sour totem]

Just play static man

mfers will say "I want to get better at static" and play like ts and pokeball instead of static...

[rose night]

but it works tho

its legitimately the method

[fiery flume]

no no no no no no no

[prime palm]

https://youtu.be/wFBCaDQXUsY?si=yhGf8L_eIXHy5_eH

Such a wholesome video

[sly zealot]

hiya everyone, this was the first place that came to mind but i'll try browsing for a solution in the meantime, but does anyone know how i can get my score deleted off the leaderboard? my kovaak's crashed and i got a first place score on VSTP Inverted v2 and i not deserving of this score, any help would be greatly appreciated frfr🙏

[prime palm]

Ask mods, idk

[humble goblet]

[prime palm]

But i doubt a crash would do that

[sly zealot]

i'm 25% i cant reach this score normally dawg

🗿

[feral bone]

oh that was u lol

[feral bone]

not sure if a crash could do that but theres a few ways to easily get wr on it

[sly zealot]

i'm not even looking for wr or high scores, just a mid aimer doing corporate serf's smoothness method

[humble goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931661108031389706/942111821995868220/D1A8BE3B-CD55-4516-9B29-C3EA3BA88B4C.gif

[sly zealot]

i need this image ^

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931661108031389706/942111821995868220/D1A8BE3B-CD55-4516-9B29-C3EA3BA88B4C.gif

[humble goblet]

Why him nose so lomg

[feral bone]

maybe u should ask around in the kvks discord

[sly zealot]

ty, i'll join that

[prime palm]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-do-it-for-you-gif-27412761

[south parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-gyu-seal-drool-gif-2004730850143754256

[humble goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/pinkemon-gif-8810031288398944013

[forest gust]

if i want to get my aim better specifically for valorant on kovaaks but i dont have time to play every single one of the scenarios every day which ones should i shorten it to? im saying no more than 8-10 scenarios in a playlist

[sly zealot]

ty viktor, was able to send a bug report in kovaak's server ✅

[feral bone]

np

[sour totem]

Uh

From what like voltaic or in general

[forest gust]

just the playlists from this server

well i mean scenarios

[sour totem]

shi that's a hard question

[west remnant]

Honestly I think most people focus on only the ones they like or think they need the most work on rather than playing them all every single day

I play a little of everything throughout the week (when I do aim train), so it's random for me, I just pick and choose what I like to play or feel like working on that day

[forest gust]

i lowkey need to work on everything

i dont have that edge i want

some times ill have crazy aim days its just not consistent

[sour totem]

I mean I'm trying to tackle it from the valo perspective and thinking what type of scenarios made me feel the best going into it

I'd say tryout monarcs tacfps benchmarks on evxl

[west remnant]

I need to work on everything too 😂😅
My husband just tells me to work on my worst scores until I get a new pb and then move on

[sour totem]

there's a basic level with just 9 tasks

enough for you to do daily tbh

Also pretty well made scenarios

[south parcel]

I js do weakness focused approach for weeks but its time consuming

[sour totem]

I'd lowkey throw in something like driftts into it though

don't ask me why it just feels right

[forest gust]

i have like 500 hours on kovaaks and ive played a lot of hard scenarios i can do advanced for the valorant aim playlists on kovaaks right

like instead of easy

[sour totem]

I mean idk man

do you have any benchmarks done

have you gotten a rank in VT or viscose or smth

[forest gust]

nop

[sour totem]

What notable scores do you have if any then

[forest gust]

nah i was never like that i just followed online playlists on yt etc

[rough pumice]

yippe

[sour totem]

honestly bro

Just tryout out the monarcs tacfps benchmarks on basic and if they're too simple go to adv; give it a run through and then just focus on your weakest scenarios

KovaaKsKillstreakingLightvenetianredReset

[rough pumice]

playing =/= playing well

[forest gust]

i never said that it did

[rough pumice]

make sure you have good fundamentals

[forest gust]

i was just saying im not a beginner to aim training

[zenith vapor]

js do intermediate

if youre master complete already move onto adv

[full escarp]

To get ur aim better for valorant just warmup and use ur brain imo

Dunno

[forest gust]

ah shi why didnt i just think of that

[full escarp]

It’s the least reliant shooter on raw aim

[forest gust]

idiot

[full escarp]

Sure you need it sometimes but idek

My raw aim is pretty bad

And I’m decent

[forest gust]

from what your recommending to get better aim i will have to wait months until i master all of the fundamentals of valorant

if i can play kovaaks to get better mouse control i can get better aim way faster

[forest gust]

not that i dont like playing the game

i just want to get good

[prime palm]

I'm addicted to discord

I come ever so often to check the chat in this server

🥲

[forest gust]

get a gym membership maybe

[prime palm]

I got calisthenics equipment already

Should get back to working out honestly

I still have my gymnastic rings just hanging on my tree, haven't been used in over a year

[forest gust]

awesome brother

im going to take all of that information you just gave me and find where you live

and give you a nice forehead kiss

[prime palm]

[white palm]

I check discord between sets I am cooked

or scroll reels

[sour totem]

are you getting messages...?

[white palm]

maybe…

[sour totem]

you're not...

sigh...

[marsh hamlet]

i need to go back to gym ive finally recovered but im ka boom so busy

[white palm]

I get cat videos if im lucky 😔

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277497151206985782/1459278576879665305/lefaaPls.webp

[white palm]

kitty!!

[weak sorrel]

9800x3d goes fuckin crazy

[idle kelp]

@next copper im so hungry g

helpp

[royal sluice]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fkJ6gvswsWlbtMUT97WXxsc7OGg2GajUsh1N0VABCWk/edit?usp=drivesdk

[next copper]

no.

[south parcel]

Chloroform

Hope it helps

[stuck drum]

@idle kelp

@idle kelp

@idle kelp

@idle kelp

@idle kelp

@idle kelp

I need static for nova comp

how to do static

🎙️

[quaint scroll]

Dude this kingsman situation is so insane

😭 😭

genuinely the most mentally degenerative group of streamers I’ve ever seen

poor dude

[royal sluice]

kingsman situation is crazy

[quaint scroll]

@rose night @hollow pivot stamina hasn’t diminished much

[amber aurora]

Yo wsg, im tryna start aimtraining again, are the daily improvement scens from LG still recommended, or nah?

[stuck drum]

@idle kelp @next copper

@idle kelp @next copper

[quaint scroll]

Genuinely the worst widow player of all time

[stuck drum]

@idle kelp @next copper

@idle kelp @next copper

@idle kelp @next copper

help me

[royal sluice]

viscose benchmark

[atomic nebula]

morning yall

[idle kelp]

WHAT BITCH

[next copper]

boy?

what i do?

[stuck drum]

static

help me.....

[next copper]

is that a warn

[royal sluice]

evxl.app/groups/raw-input

[stuck drum]

nova......

[stuck drum]

nah

[idle kelp]

i was sleeping sorry

[stuck drum]

I'll let him off this time

but next time

I will

[idle kelp]

username

pass

[stuck drum]

screenshare the barcode

I'll scan the code

🧘‍♂️

[amber aurora]

so vicose instead of voltaic? 😭

[idle kelp]

he got the moves wow

[royal sluice]

yes

it's better

[amber aurora]

Aight bet

[quaint scroll]

Also I already found the best TikTok of 2026

[stuck drum]

have a gander on the evxl app

browse and play what looks fun to you

most likely better than vdim

[amber aurora]

aight bet

Its been like 3 years since I last aimtrained so im completely out of it 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

or play air ufo hard 10x small

[next copper]

im busy lil bro

🧘🏻‍♂️

[stuck drum]

have fun bro

[stuck drum]

is that a yes

it's also the tech....

[idle kelp]

no problem bro

[stuck drum]

🧘‍♂️

[quaint scroll]

Honestly grind until you’re gm complete and then stop if you don’t care enough

from that point on you don’t really lose the muscle memory

[amber aurora]

I used to have some gm scores on tracking, but I think thats completely gone as of now

[quaint scroll]

I choked an Astra popcorn yesterday without playing for 4 months

[next copper]

no fun

[quaint scroll]

💔

[next copper]

how to make things look good

[quaint scroll]

Nah just sensitivity abuse high to low and you’ll have perfect control again

[unkempt fulcrum]

then u play viscose benchmarks after that

[amber aurora]

Isnt that a bit cope 💔

[quaint scroll]

Is there bounce scenarios

[unkempt fulcrum]

ye

[quaint scroll]

ok I will play

go for top 25 in the category

And quit again

[stuck drum]

making things look good is opinionated tho

[unkempt fulcrum]

popcorn and a old bounce benchmark

[stuck drum]

nothing will be perfect aech

besides you

[quaint scroll]

I main low sense so not for me

I mean I literally got diamond popcorn on 500cm

anything is possible

[unkempt fulcrum]

bruda

workout of doom

[quaint scroll]

Transitioning back was the hard part

[amber aurora]

FR LMAO

[unkempt fulcrum]

go play the hard viscose benchmarks there is bounceshot

Or whatever it’s called

😻

ok im get 5 hours of sleep

gn

[amber aurora]

goodnight

[amber aurora]

how long did you take for gm complete

js curios

[quaint scroll]

Like 300 hours on and off

[amber aurora]

aight

[quaint scroll]

but I one tricked dynamic to celestial

In that time

[amber aurora]

Ahh

[quaint scroll]

so everything else I’m mid at

Mainly static

[amber aurora]

Im only really good at tracking mainly cause of OW/apex and shit at everything else

[quaint scroll]

I play quake often but that’s about it for tracking

[amber aurora]

I've changed so much stuff since then tho icl

Got off meds that caused tremors

got a glasspad aswell w speed skates and my control is all over place

[main compass]

😭

kingman

[amber aurora]

What even happend w them

[main compass]

lost life changing money

he shouldnt have told her to swtich tbh tho

thats the only gripe

[amber aurora]

I heard they trolled in a 40k tournament

[quaint scroll]

Bunch of loser streamers didn’t want to swap and win

[main compass]

they went for vibes

but to be fair

[quaint scroll]

I don’t even get why

[main compass]

asking someone to swap is always L strat

[quaint scroll]

They DONT make 40k a month on average

so why are they acting like they don’t care

[main compass]

play around ur worst player > playing around ur best

[quaint scroll]

a good month of trading futures makes ceces Networth

[main compass]

They will make more from streaming ts than the prize pool

[quaint scroll]

Together maybe but hell nah not alone

[main compass]

' a good MONTH of gambling'

[amber aurora]

Depends tbf, If u can play around ur best player without collapsing imo

[main compass]

did u just read what u said 😭

[amber aurora]

I mean, trading isnt really gambling, you just gotta know what to do and have some knowledge

[quaint scroll]

I’m 82-18 p/l

[main compass]

it is 10000 percent gambling

[quaint scroll]

it’s working

[amber aurora]

I want to get intro trading, but I have no fucking clue

[main compass]

come back after a year lol

[quaint scroll]

This is my second

[main compass]

🧢

[amber aurora]

Arcaea how'd you get into it

[quaint scroll]

I wouldn’t have an amg and a 911 if this was my first year

💀

[amber aurora]

Surely if you make that amount of money you'd have a buffer, right

[main compass]

hmmmm

i smell fish in the sea

[quaint scroll]

fell for the tjr propaganda almost 3 years ago

[amber aurora]

LMFAO

[main compass]

but i dont really care lul

[quaint scroll]

I worked in cyber out of tech already so I had a supporting income

[amber aurora]

I mean honestly if you dont agree with trading thats fine, I've just seen a bunch of people make good money with trading, so why not

[main compass]

also with this , any decent team will attack ur worst player

[amber aurora]

How old are you?

[main compass]

its the same in a bunch of sports

[quaint scroll]

22 early grad

[main compass]

not that i dont agree

the maths doesnt

lol

[amber aurora]

Thats why im saying, if the difference isnt too big and your team doesnt collapse its fine to pplay for best

[main compass]

its zero sum

[quaint scroll]

I’ve gotten insanely lucky I will agree it’s 100% gambling

But pattern recognition works most of the time

[amber aurora]

how tf were you working in cyber at 20 💔

[quaint scroll]

Especially if you’re up to date on politics

[quaint scroll]

tech degree lol

You don’t need 4 years

[amber aurora]

Ik but like how tf at 20 💔

[quaint scroll]

If you know what to do you can get a job

[main compass]

you need 3 minimum lol

to work in cyber

[quaint scroll]

There’s 2 year full time programs

[main compass]

especially the last couple of years

[quaint scroll]

at least at that place

[main compass]

no one is employing some kid from a 2 year program

[amber aurora]

Where are you from?

[main compass]

no one worth their salt anyways

[quaint scroll]

sc

[amber aurora]

Deadass dont think that would happen the same way here in germany

[main compass]

it doesnt

lol

[quaint scroll]

Well no stuff is way different there

[main compass]

cyber is a heavily anti beginner industry

you need an incredible amount of experience to be worth anything

its why 'cybersec' degrees are borderline worthless

[amber aurora]

I've not even been enjoying my tech degree, dont even know if I want to keep going at it

[quaint scroll]

the experience amounts to nothing but a paper trail as far as I’ve seen

[main compass]

experience not education

[quaint scroll]

People are better off lying about it to actually get the job

[elfin mulch]

i wanna drop out icl

[main compass]

cybersecurity is an incredibly skill based exp based industry

[quaint scroll]

It’s the same regardless

[amber aurora]

same

I literally moved out for it tho

[main compass]

why do u not enjoy it

[elfin mulch]

idk programming

[amber aurora]

idk what else to do

[quaint scroll]

Depends on the company because it’s all different infrastructure

[elfin mulch]

is mega fun

but college is so jarring man

[amber aurora]

I enjoy programming, but college kinda aint it for me

[main compass]

college is the funnest part what

[amber aurora]

atleast mine isnt

[main compass]

oh

[quaint scroll]

You don’t learn how to use SecOps in college

Which is why Google is a prime spot

[main compass]

yeah icl its a case of shit college nun much u can do 😭

[amber aurora]

its not even a shit college, I just dont enjoy it specifcally

[main compass]

my only advice is make the best of ur situation by joining as many fun clubs as u can

[quaint scroll]

If you’re actually pursuing a career in cyber security, I suggest trying to learn about specific company infrastructure so you have leverage to lie about your experience to get the job successfully

[elfin mulch]

allot of the extra mandatory classes about “personal development” and js stuff stretching out over a whole semester which i can teach myself in like a month max

idk

[main compass]

?????????

do u go to a christian college 😭

[elfin mulch]

not sure

dont think so

[amber aurora]

Yeah lowk thats something annoying to me too, we have a bunch of classes that I could just learn myself in like a sixth of the time

[main compass]

i spent college getting drunk dunking on mfs and studying

[sour totem]

Someones gotta figure out the science behind performing better after switching sens

[main compass]

wth u mean personal development

[elfin mulch]

going out js isnt my thing

[quaint scroll]

Valid

[main compass]

does ur college have clubs

[elfin mulch]

like idk ba classes meant to “develop your personality”

[quaint scroll]

I’m not going back

[elfin mulch]

shit like that

[amber aurora]

dont got the money to go out and drink 💔

[quaint scroll]

Waste of time and money

It won’t benefit me anymore

As long as I’m careful with my investments I should be good

[main compass]

getting a vocational degree is the easiest way to make more money

[elfin mulch]

ITS ALL GOING TO 0

[main compass]

part time job

[amber aurora]

I do bro

[main compass]

Is this an american thing?

[amber aurora]

I have like 150€ spare

[elfin mulch]

nah im in europe

[quaint scroll]

my main hope is relying on my nvidia shares

I’ve grown a sizeable amount

[amber aurora]

They've been doing fine

[main compass]

bro 😭

[elfin mulch]

oh yeah youre good for the next like 2 years

[main compass]

personality classes

[quaint scroll]

Way more then that

[sage tusk]

dutch?

[main compass]

this shit sounds like something germans do

[elfin mulch]

yeah

[quaint scroll]

I was a little spoiled all my life without even realizing it

[sage tusk]

ok yeah

[quaint scroll]

My 22nd birthday I had a surprise

My family had started a retirement account for me

[amber aurora]

nah he is dutch, im german 💔

[quaint scroll]

And put money into it my entire life

[sour totem]

yo wtf gang

[elfin mulch]

you think its worth it 2 quit arc?

[quaint scroll]

it’s worth about 230k usd rn

[elfin mulch]

fucking hell

[quaint scroll]

when I’m 65 i literally

[amber aurora]

😭

[elfin mulch]

your family is like loaded though no?

[quaint scroll]

Won’t have to do anything

[quaint scroll]

Eh idk tbh

They never talk about money

[sour totem]

beat the game before it started type shi

[quaint scroll]

I do know my father has crazy nvidia shares as well

lowkey miss my family I haven’t been there for more then a week in over a year

[main compass]

DEUSTCHLANDDEUSTCHLANDDEUSTCHLANDDEUSTCHLAND

[elfin mulch]

wouldnt you get access to this when u turnt 18 though?

p sure i will

[quaint scroll]

it wasn’t in my name until last week

[main compass]

yall need 2 live life mayn

[quaint scroll]

Signed a bunch of bullshit

[main compass]

make some bad decisions

trust me

you wont regret it

[quaint scroll]

Sending my ex 10 grand for her birthday

I’m already there

Don’t worry

[elfin mulch]

dropping out seems like a bad enough one icl

[main compass]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[elfin mulch]

brother…

[storm grotto]

dawg slide me 5$

[quaint scroll]

Being fair she’s seen nobody at all since me

[amber aurora]

Dont drop out, js change majors if you want to ig

[main compass]

dont be daft

[elfin mulch]

the major im doing is really nice

[main compass]

make a back up plan 😭

at least

[quaint scroll]

nah I’m close with her mom

I get told stuff

[elfin mulch]

i just dont wanna be in school anymore

[main compass]

aiden if u say

e sports

im going to laugh

sorry

[elfin mulch]

you outta your fucking mind

[quaint scroll]

Find a loyal partner

[main compass]

... why 😭

[marsh hamlet]

wjy not

[elfin mulch]

wdym like in school?

[quaint scroll]

Been too long can’t even remember if there was any issues with family to begin with

[amber aurora]

content creation 💔

LMFAO

[marsh hamlet]

do yall think after u end a relo you just day 1 despise everyone tied to em

lmao

[quaint scroll]

Don’t worry just clipfarm killing friends

[sour totem]

You mean you don't?

[elfin mulch]

idk im 17 man

i feel like im young enough to try something and fail

[amber aurora]

I despise them up to their country 💔

[quaint scroll]

Bro don’t worry about failing until you are at least 25

Life is easy before 30

[elfin mulch]

even if i do it doesnt really matter my family doesnt have to work anymore

likenill bever actually

fail

[marsh hamlet]

i have perfectly healthy relationships with a couple of exes because sometimes you end things because a relo isnt gonna work out doesnt mean either party is evil

[sour totem]

1 bad relationship be turning me patriotic

[elfin mulch]

im js worried of dissapointing my parents

thats abt it

[undone fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-sakura-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-gif-12562938589553431246

[sour totem]

I'm kidding

[amber aurora]

real bro

[atomic nebula]

chat 5070ti for 819 euros

[main compass]

what are u going to try 😭

you can drop out sure but to do WHAT

[amber aurora]

self employment

[sour totem]

You think I've ever been in a relationship? that would require talking to... to... to women... 🤢

[undone fiber]

the horror…

[marsh hamlet]

ik of someone who genuinely just tried to date men briefly bc he was terrible at interacting with women and was hoping he might be gay or bi bc it would be easier

he wasnt however

[sour totem]

LMAO

WHAT

[amber aurora]

LMFAOO

I LOWK GET IT THO

[sour totem]

Nah that's actually fucked 😭

[undone fiber]

damn

[marsh hamlet]

had zero attraction to men btw just gave it a shot bc fuckin idunno

[sour totem]

He was praying he just repressed his gayness

[marsh hamlet]

yeah

[sour totem]

Poor man honestly

[main compass]

i love YG

[sour totem]

How do you even get to that

Like how many attempts did bro throw before going "yeah ykw maybe I'm gay"

[marsh hamlet]

none

he couldnt talk to women

[amber aurora]

Bro gave up before he tried

[marsh hamlet]

he was a bit awkward but also (the main issue) he had zero desire to talk about anything that he wasnt directly interested in

so he would try to flirt with women, ignore whatever they said, then try to make the convo about something he thought was cool

[sour totem]

Damn

Just

Damn

[marsh hamlet]

but he figured it was a woman thing that they were put off by this

so he figured men would like things he liked and so gave it a shot

[sour totem]

I mean at least he tried ? 😭

[amber aurora]

😭

[sour totem]

lowkey makes me feel better though... probably shouldn't but like

damn

[amber aurora]

I understand jade dw

[marsh hamlet]

look however bad you are socially theres so much worse i promise you

[sour totem]

I'm not even bad socially

[marsh hamlet]

someone tried to hit on me irl by attempting to pat my head and i laughed which upset them

[sour totem]

I just kept getting sexualized into the abyss bro that shits draining

[marsh hamlet]

mood

[sour totem]

patting the head is a divine technique tho

[amber aurora]

EWW

[sour totem]

Every anime boy I know that's good with women pats the head surely it works

[marsh hamlet]

for a girl you just met at a bar is crazy

[amber aurora]

Dude I visibly shaked js now

[marsh hamlet]

what he said was also worse but im

not gonna put that pick up line here

[amber aurora]

😭

[marsh hamlet]

for your sakes

[amber aurora]

PUT US ON

[sour totem]

Did he just go "Hewwo kitten you look adorable tonight" and pat your head or something bro

Like wtf

😭

[amber aurora]

tips fedora

[marsh hamlet]

not that bad but

same vibe

no where near that egregious

[amber aurora]

LMFAO

[sour totem]

Listen

I get the instinct to pat the head but fucking hell

😭

[amber aurora]

To a women you dont know 😭

[sour totem]

WELL NO

BUT LIKE

YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU AIN'T BEEN WITH SOMEONE AND JUST DONE IT BRO IDK

[amber aurora]

Interesting call bro

[amber aurora]

no LMFAOO

[full escarp]

NAIRA THE GIANT

HELLO

[sour totem]

??????

Really?

You've never even played with your partners hair or smth

[marsh hamlet]

IM NOT THAT BIG

[sour totem]

aren't you tall

[full escarp]

Way taller than me dude

I’m 167cm

[amber aurora]

I dont remember 💔

[full escarp]

And I’m already

Tall

So

Ur a giant icl

[sour totem]

it's the same shit really

[amber aurora]

I thought 167 was average for woemn

[marsh hamlet]

for an asian woman

yes very

[amber aurora]

like 165?

[marsh hamlet]

astronomically so

[full escarp]

I’m Japanese

[amber aurora]

ohh

[sour totem]

oh you're asian

So you're like what

[full escarp]

Yeah she’s a giant

[sour totem]

5'7

[full escarp]

Nah

WAY taller

It’s insane how tall she is actually

[amber aurora]

watch it be 175 💔

oh

[full escarp]

It’s like

190+

afaik?

[marsh hamlet]

ITS NOT

THATS NOT TRUE

[amber aurora]

LMFAOO

[marsh hamlet]

THATS NOT REMOTELY TRUE

[amber aurora]

Naira can give us headpats bro

[sour totem]

Are you actually 5'2 or some shit

[full escarp]

Yo I’m bad with numbers ok

[amber aurora]

😭

[full escarp]

I cannot remember numbers

[marsh hamlet]

im tall enough that the doctors were concerned but they dont know why im this height but they said im healthy

[full escarp]

I can’t remember my birthday

[marsh hamlet]

not even the men in my family are this tall

which is crazy

[full escarp]

How tall r u

I forgot

[marsh hamlet]

184cm/6'0

[sour totem]

Mfer speaking in riddles instead of just saying height

[amber aurora]

ohh

[sour totem]

Okay there we go

[amber aurora]

FR

[sour totem]

gawddamn

That's not bad

Same height as me

[marsh hamlet]

it is when the average female height in ur family is like

5'2

[sour totem]

what

bad?

[marsh hamlet]

well

idrc abt my height but its just fuckin annoying

[full escarp]

Shes literally a giant

[amber aurora]

I really dont think height matters that much

[marsh hamlet]

"wow youre really tall" thanks buddy

[full escarp]

184cm for asian woman is like

[amber aurora]

stop making her insecure 💔

[full escarp]

Godzilla

[marsh hamlet]

like its not an insecurity its just irritating getting gawked at when around family

[amber aurora]

oh nvm then LMFAO

[sage tusk]

i mean yea theyre built like lego figures

[sour totem]

Brother you're going to get gawked at wherever you go

[flat fog]

Godzilla.

[full escarp]

What does gawked at mean

[amber aurora]

being watched

looked at

[sour totem]

tbf you don't have the benefit of at least somene else being tall to like

share the burden

me and my brother were both taller than most in our family so it was easier

cause were both the ones getting the

"omg so tall!!!"

🙄

[marsh hamlet]

asia can be brutal sometimes, here is a ss from when i went on holiday

very flames

[amber aurora]

insane

[sage tusk]

☠️

[sour totem]

??????

Damn bro

Maybe don't go back to asia

😭

[amber aurora]

asia is crazy w that stuff

[sour totem]

their sizing is like

stupid small no

[full escarp]

Oh that happens to me a lot

Didnt know there was a special term for it tho wut

[marsh hamlet]

it specifically is when ur getting like

stared at

like at a zoo

its a level of severity

[amber aurora]

Yeahh

[full escarp]

China activities tbh

[sour totem]

Lowkey

[full escarp]

A lot are uneducated

[sour totem]

when I think of gawk

I think of like

The awooga eyes

from cartoons

[amber aurora]

hawk!

[marsh hamlet]

nah all of asia tbh

[sour totem]

idk why

[main compass]

avg woman is 5'5

why we lying

😭

[marsh hamlet]

s/korea was more brutal in my experience

[amber aurora]

Who was lying

[marsh hamlet]

voltaic schizophrenia arc

[sour totem]

Man was like

15 mins back in the convo

[full escarp]

Yeah I get stared at a lot but it’s half my fault half not

[main compass]

I opened main

someone said 165 was short for woman

[undone fiber]

this convo very interesting

[main compass]

man im losing my marbles bro

[thick raptor]

👀

[main compass]

our pipeline is down

[full escarp]

South Korea is just very anti foreigners tho

[main compass]

i cant code

[marsh hamlet]

i gym and tkd a lot so it adds to the looking abnormal thing

[main compass]

and the cto is on MY ASS

[sour totem]

All I know is I will find a tall woman someday 😔

Need to get uppies

[main compass]

ur literally normal in netherlands

[marsh hamlet]

s/korea is just very anti everyone dawg its not drastically nicer from what my s.korean girl friends say

[amber aurora]

Chat what is vicose to voltaic rank

[main compass]

south korea is just mad racist

ngl

unless ur white

[sour totem]

someone post the images bro

[marsh hamlet]

not remotely the case

[full escarp]

They were mad nice to me icl LOL

Except for the elder ppl

[main compass]

trust thats innacurate

[amber aurora]

bro y'all are tall tho

[main compass]

i was in the netherlands right

and when i tell ui

[marsh hamlet]

a lot of people are lovely but theres hella sexism

ot depends

[main compass]

it felt like everyone was SHAQA

[marsh hamlet]

who you get

[full escarp]

I’m sexist too so idc

[main compass]

i saw a 6'4 paint beast

she was fine as fuck too icl

[marsh hamlet]

mayb ur j tiony

[main compass]

im 185

[sour totem]

I think that's more likely

[full escarp]

I advocate for stay at home housewife cuz I don’t wanna work

🗣️

[amber aurora]

I live on the border of netherlands and germany and belgium, and its so bad 💔

[sour totem]

tf you mean bad

?????

[amber aurora]

THE DIFFERENCE IS CRAZY

[sour totem]

Mfers drown while others beg for water like damn

[amber aurora]

Dude Im above average in germany at like 6'1 or 6'2 and then I got to netherlands and I turn into average

[marsh hamlet]

but also most women i meet my height are like

hella skinny/ujnderweight

[main compass]

i just know

the netherlands side has the best roads

and the stingiest people

[sour totem]

It's time

[main compass]

its insane

[amber aurora]

Netherlands have annoying ass road rules

100 km/h max 💔

[main compass]

netherlands is so fire

aside from the random racists

who immigrate to netherlands

[amber aurora]

Thats part of like every country bro

Deadass

[main compass]

native dutch people r so chill

[marsh hamlet]

this effect is rlly rlly funny to me like

people move to another country

then become racist

[main compass]

but then the UK white people who move there are just the WORST

[marsh hamlet]

about other people moving to the country

its so phenomenal

[main compass]

its awful

no one likes them

[amber aurora]

Im gonna be so real, every dutch mf I know is racist

My ex was dutch, she was racist as hell 💔

[marsh hamlet]

i met someone in my country yelling stuff about immigrants and i found out he had moved to my country 3 years ago

[main compass]

theyre racist but in a chill way

[marsh hamlet]

and i was like

dawg what

YOURE an immigrant

[amber aurora]

"Yeah im a chill racist"

[main compass]

critical thinking of a box of fish

[amber aurora]

LMFAOO

[main compass]

akshully

theyre an expat

[full escarp]

But in a chill way

[marsh hamlet]

nah its not that, here anyway a lot of europeans who immigrate here r just are racist to like brown people, but they dont wanna like admit it so they just say "immigrant"

[main compass]

yes

racist ideologies

[marsh hamlet]

its not actual contradiction

they just dont wanna say it

[main compass]

but never act on them

furthest they get is a joke

heh

[timber idol]

reminds me of a german far right politician, she lives in Switzerland

[full escarp]

Am I racist in a chill way

No way

[marsh hamlet]

flames

[main compass]

i would be mad if immigrants made more money than me

im practicing empathy here >.<

[full escarp]

I don’t blame her ngl

Switzerland is cool

[main compass]

maybe

[marsh hamlet]

but yeah we get a ton of people immigrating here from the UK, who then talk about "immigrants coming in" even tho theyve been here only a few years

[marsh hamlet]

they mean brown people but they dont wanna admit it/say it publically

[main compass]

its aslways the UK

[timber idol]

I do fkin blame her because she complains about immigrants

[main compass]

keep europe european!!11!

[full escarp]

Yeah like how dare you be hard working and more efficient than me

[marsh hamlet]

wait did you guys hear abt the racist egirl stuff

i should be more specific

i realise

[main compass]

yes

uhhh

empathchan?

[marsh hamlet]

some vtuber was like full on giga racist facism posting, and did this for ages, then her audience found out she wasnt white she was pakistani

[main compass]

some dude posted her in our slack meme channel

[marsh hamlet]

and she got so much hate from her audience she had to delete all socials

and dissapear

[main compass]

sorry WHAT

lmfaoaoaoaooaoo

[timber idol]

her party is also very homophobic, like just classical far right. Shes a lesbian....

[amber aurora]

😭 fake it till you make it type shit

[marsh hamlet]

OH THAT ONE

[full escarp]

So she only got hate when they found out she was pakistani

[marsh hamlet]

isnt she dating a brown woman too

[main compass]

nick fuentes core

far right conservative who is also gay somehow

[amber aurora]

sarah wagenknecht or what

[timber idol]

no, weidel

[marsh hamlet]

yeah shes dating a brown immigrant lesbian woman

and is anti gay and anti immigrant

[main compass]

insane combination of words

[timber idol]

alice weidel, wagenknecht ist just a russian puppet

[main compass]

sounds like genji ult

[full escarp]

She wants all the women for herself

Greedy bastard

[amber aurora]

first in my bloodline to hear ts

[marsh hamlet]

people were laughing at her bc her opposite opponent, the most left wing serious party, is white and straight, fully white family, and like 3-4 kids

and shes a lesbian dating a brown immigrant and calling him a lgbtq propagandist and pro immigrant to attack him

[main compass]

😭 bro

[marsh hamlet]

its rlly intriguing

[main compass]

thnats not intruiging thats just brainrot

[marsh hamlet]

she used like grok to put him in a rainbow outfit to make fun of him

and said "this is what he will do to germany"

or smth like that

[main compass]

i hate that politics has become absolute slop and now geopolitics

is the only thing that matters

[main compass]

african parliament level shit

[marsh hamlet]

in my country a party tried to import american rhetoric and started saying we need to stop DEI but parliament had to pause and ask for clarification bc we dont use that acronym

so no one knew what DEI meant

and they had to like google it

bc its not a phrase in our country at all

[main compass]

😭

of all places on earth

why would you copy america

thats like copying the homework of the dumbest kid in class

[marsh hamlet]

effective RW popularity wise

it worked

they got a boom in popularity from it

[meager meteor]

Wtf

[full escarp]

Hi pawgirl

[main compass]

we need iq tests

for

votin

[meager meteor]

hii

[amber aurora]

REAL

[marsh hamlet]

they just started like pivoting full "free speech" and anti trans stuff and like actually got success of it </3

just by importing in american politics

overnight

[full escarp]

Hruu

[meager meteor]

iq tests arent rlly that good tho....

[amber aurora]

overtonight?!

[marsh hamlet]

i think they should just let me decide who gets to vote and who doesnt thoughts

[full escarp]

IQ tests don’t detect bad decision making or behavior

icl

[amber aurora]

True aswell

[marsh hamlet]

they dont even detect intelligence well like at all

[full escarp]

I think EQ is more relevant

[marsh hamlet]

people over apply their purpose but theyre not even good at their purpose