general

[ocean bough]

i think for static slower is usually better till a point

[wanton moth]

But i noticed lower sensitivities make me slower

[low spade]

Personally

[ocean bough]

yeah gotta use your arm more

[low spade]

all the high leaderboard players use a lower sensitivity

[compact whale]

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[wanton moth]

Its kinda awkward to use my arm like i use it for 1w5ts but for 1w3ts the targets are closer together

Should i force super low sens to use arm

[ocean bough]

i think at 60 cm youll start using arm naturally

[wanton moth]

Prolly

What pad do u use

Its annoying tho i wanted to use 47cm for everything I can't be bothered to change in between scenarios

[ocean bough]

i just use a random pad from my school store lol

[wanton moth]

Fair enough

[ocean bough]

the only crazy thing i have is a 240 oled

[low spade]

I was just like this

And i plateaud hard

Like mid jade

But this was season 4

[wanton moth]

I changed it to 54cm

Yesterday

[low spade]

From my understanding

Every aiming type should be played with a different sens

Just because you learn to use all the muscle groups in your arm

[wanton moth]

I mean its defo possible i be seeing people on the leaderboard on top using 45 sometimes

[low spade]

Yeah of course

In my opinion 45 cm is a well rounded sens

Might be on the slower side for apex

But probably fine on most games

[ocean bough]

you can get pretty high with any sense but some senses are easier then others

[low spade]

yeah its like

[compact whale]

https://on.soundcloud.com/PhyGW8PGt7jAR3tL0p

[low spade]

should i brute force getting good flicking technique on a fast sens or flick properly on a lower sens while developing my arm skill

[ocean bough]

also personally i feel like faster senses dont let you use your full arm which you def need to learn for static

[wanton moth]

My main concern has always been using the low sens as a crutch like 60-70cm because i struggle with micro adjustments when i go in game where i play 47cm how will i hit heads if i move my mouse a millimeter and im always off target when trying to hit a small head hitbox

[low spade]

Yeah thats the thing about aim training

You dont have to use the same sens in the aim trainer that you use in game

The skill transfers over

[ocean bough]

your brain adapts to different senses its not like your training just goes away

[sage tusk]

so u only use 47 for every single scene in kvk?

[compact whale]

i played a scen on 75cm one too many times the other day and now 55cm feels so fast. im cooked for a bit

[wanton moth]

But if im using 60+ cm aren't i using a fundamentally different group of muscles. Wouldn't i find it harder to microadjust on a faster sens to hit small targets

When in game

With a faster sens

Because my fingers now need to be super precise

[ocean bough]

every high level aimer just says the brain will just adapt so thats what i go by and it hasnt come up once

[wanton moth]

Ok

Im watching yt vids alot of people are using 70

I'll try 60 tomorrow

And see how it goes

[ocean bough]

also in what game do you need precise flicks but are at 40 cm

[low spade]

You also develop microadjusting with your finger tips when you track at a higher cm aswell

That also transfers over

Its all about mouse control

[ocean bough]

like if your playing a game like overwatch you shouldnt be too worried about your flicks slightly worse

[wanton moth]

Cassidy ow2

I mean idrc about flicks too much and i dont play cass tht much but my static is holding me back so hard

[low spade]

Dynamic is lowkey better for ow

[wanton moth]

Like im masters to diamond on tracking

But my static is still gold

[ocean bough]

pretty sure cassidy is more tracking into micro last second

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[wanton moth]

Ik but my static is still my weakness

I have always sucked at microadjustments

[low spade]

have you tried the bardpill?

[wanton moth]

Even back in csgo

Yep

[ocean bough]

bean ts

id assume would help

[low spade]

i honestly think your high sens is just plateauing you

[wanton moth]

K thanks for the advice

I'll try 60

70 seems to be pretty common on static

[low spade]

yeah if ur still not improving after changing to 60 then we can prolly find out why

honestly 60 is enough

[wanton moth]

Or maybe im just a pisslow plat chud 😭

[low spade]

i think the people that do 70 and higher are trying to get high scores on the leaderboard

[wanton moth]

Im seeing alot of yt vids in description they're saying 70cm

[ocean bough]

waldoTS Intermediate

devTS Goated NR Static 5Bot this is the micro section in viscose benchmark maybe itll help

[wanton moth]

I'm looking at diamond/masters runs

[low spade]

yeah 70cm prolly isnt bad

i know if i do a day of vdim at 60cm my arm hurts for like days

so im just not going any higher

[royal sluice]

both these wr scores were set faster than 40cm

[ocean bough]

lol

[wanton moth]

Yeah some people just demons on high sens

Maybe control pad plays a role

[ocean bough]

idk how tbh i find 40 cm so inconsistant

[wanton moth]

Idk

Cause 40cm on speed pad would be fast af

Even 47cm on speed pad feels a bit inconsistent

What if i play static at 20 🤔

Get used to it and then 47 feels slow

🧠

[ocean bough]

then do 5 cm and then 20 feels slow

[rose night]

ngl i use 50

sometimes 46

[wanton moth]

What pad?

[rose night]

32 everything else

[rose night]

my old ass pad

[wanton moth]

Is it fast?

[rose night]

prob not

[wanton moth]

K thanks

Im just a chud ig

Been hardstuck on this static shit for ages

[ocean bough]

what your score on static anyways

[wanton moth]

Like 1107

1120 req for plat

1w3ts

[ocean bough]

also you should probably just send a clip so people can help you

[wanton moth]

1w5ts is 1240

True

[rose night]

deadman static

[wanton moth]

?

[rose night]

benchmark

[wanton moth]

Oh ok

[rose night]

helps with static

[wanton moth]

U got code?

For playlist

[ocean bough]

how does that static help specifically

[wanton moth]

Its just my weakness

[rose night]

it goes from 1w2ts to 1w6ts and ww3t to ww6t i think

and it has pokeball variants of each of em

[wanton moth]

Like it probably wont help that much in game

Oh you talking about playlist nvm

[rose night]

and different sizes for levels

https://evxl.app/u/87874771/Deadman's Static Benchmarks S1/Level 1?tab=charts

heres the bench

[ocean bough]

damn bro casually flexing that your almost master

[coarse belfry]

joey_mudskipper

[wanton moth]

Ty

[ocean bough]

havok do you do the viscose benchmarks

cuz theyve helped me out alot personally

[wanton moth]

Yeah

I used to

[compact whale]

this shit is so hard

[wanton moth]

For tracking stuff

But im happy with my tracking rn as i mentioned before my static is so far behind

[humble goblet]

What's static

[ocean bough]

makes sense the benchmarks are mostly tracking

[wanton moth]

Yeah

Im still not seal complete tho

And obviously the clicking stuff on there is quite low

Actually some is high

Somehow popcorn mv is seal

[ocean bough]

finally got 105 on pasu perfected cuz static has always been my weak link too

[wanton moth]

But tbf the score requirements for some of viscose stuff is all over the place

Ye im 97 rn on pasu perf

My weakest rn is voxtargetswitch click at 79

[ocean bough]

what helped me is just to flick as soon as you click the target

[wanton moth]

Legit penguin 😭

[ocean bough]

oof

youll get it up eventually

[wanton moth]

The scoring on some of it is really weird

Like leaptrack seal is quite easy

Same with popcorn

[flat fog]

it's so much

[wanton moth]

And floating heads 600%

[ocean bough]

yeah ngl getting seal is way harder then saffron imo

[wanton moth]

Is saffron one above?

[ocean bough]

safron is the intermediate 3rd lowest rank

[wanton moth]

Oh yeah i see it

Apparently i have a few already

I think cause it uses same scenarios on some of them

[ocean bough]

saffron is suppost to be harder then seal but it doesnt really feel like that ever tbh

[wanton moth]

Tbh seal isn't that hard imo

Its on par with plat for tracking

Clicking im not sure

[unkempt fulcrum]

Sum dem seals like 90%

Real masters

[wanton moth]

Which ones

[coarse belfry]

r u saying im plat now

[wanton moth]

The vox target ones?

[unkempt fulcrum]

Idk

There’s one I had to get 90% in for it tho

[wanton moth]

Oh 90 percent acc?

[unkempt fulcrum]

It’s all good goat u can unwash in a day

no

90 percent in scen

[wanton moth]

Wdym

[unkempt fulcrum]

Look at leaderboard top right

[wanton moth]

Oh percentile

That's a bit crazy tbh

[coarse belfry]

i havent done the new voltaic season but i tried viscose benches one morning and i was getting seal scores with sum extra

very varied extra, some were 2% over others 50

[unkempt fulcrum]

ya idk her scoring weird

some seals super easy tho

[coarse belfry]

i think thats just me being very weird too

[unkempt fulcrum]

do u guys still play kovaaks on ur off days

I got on for 30 mins and I was so ass I had to hop off

[wanton moth]

The viscose ranking system does need some work tho tb

[ocean bough]

yeah the scores arent properly calculated

[wanton moth]

The rank distribution isn't even a bell curve

[wanton moth]

I lowkey force myself and warmup

[coarse belfry]

i played kovaaks maybe twice in all of 2025 and a lil more in 24

i feel like im holding up pretty well still

[unkempt fulcrum]

Yee

I played a few times in 2025

[ocean bough]

i think the benchmarks are a great idea just iffy execution

[coarse belfry]

but im so bored i might get back into it a bit

[wanton moth]

I don't really have off days since aim training sometimes im shit on soldier76 so i force myself to warmup

And usually get back to what i usually am

[unkempt fulcrum]

I get the most progress when I play kovaaks for like 8 hours

[wanton moth]

Bruh what

[unkempt fulcrum]

But I do that once a few years type shit

[wanton moth]

8 hours

[unkempt fulcrum]

I need master ima jus hard grind

[ocean bough]

i feel like after an hour my body just doesnt have the energy to keep going

[unkempt fulcrum]

Can’t be jade in 2026

[wanton moth]

Why are static score thresholds so high compared to tracking

Why is staric hard 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

Ya I hate static

Tried playing static while washed

it’s not fun

I can’t even get near old pace

[wanton moth]

But like why is it like that

Does it scale non linearly compared to tracking or something

[unkempt fulcrum]

The thing about static

[coarse belfry]

how r all my usernames taken on fkn kovaaks.com

[unkempt fulcrum]

It’s easy u jus have to consistently play it

[wanton moth]

Or high skill ceiling idk

[ocean bough]

static is like a slow grind you just need to be patient you cant rush the process

[wanton moth]

Tried that shit aint working 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

look at ur tech

[wanton moth]

Been on the static grind for a month only static barely track

[ocean bough]

like it took me like 3 days of consistantly grinding static to see any rank ups

[wanton moth]

My average been creeping up tho

Then i tanked after a 3 day break

[unkempt fulcrum]

work on ur mistakes

😼

[humble goblet]

This is literally me

Took a 3 day break and lost 10% of my pace

[ocean bough]

ngl static you constantly have to grind or you will significantly lose your skill compared to other skills

like i can not track after 3 day break and still pb

not with static

[wanton moth]

I think i should use 20cm

[unkempt fulcrum]

This may sound troll but everytime I goon my post nut clarity jus makes me pb

[wanton moth]

Lost ur muscle memory

[wanton moth]

Fair enough g

[unkempt fulcrum]

Kinda the secret method

[wanton moth]

When i used to lift it would make me play better in csgo

Dont know how that translated to kovaaks since i didn't play at the time

Just sat in my library gathering dust

[ocean bough]

i think its cuz static form matters so much and its a very precise skill

[wanton moth]

Im surprised there aren't more scen that directly tie into games

Like most aiming in games is AD strafing small targets

[polar pivot]

I do 10 push ups just to get some warmed up feeing

[humble goblet]

Yes

[unkempt fulcrum]

Need someone to talk about post nut clarity tho

New vid idea for mattyow

[round belfry]

this is no way this is true

[polar pivot]

Aiming hand or non aiming hand

[unkempt fulcrum]

Aiming

[round belfry]

i go back after months and like after a few days it’s back to normal

[mighty flame]

This is why you cant rank up

[ocean bough]

maybe your the goat

[elder lichen]

it is

[unkempt fulcrum]

Ur doin it with ur non aiming hand?

[round belfry]

i remember having like 1380ish on the s5 static and i stopped playing for a really long time and came back for a few days and got over 1400 pretty fast

it’s like you lock back in after a bit

[unkempt fulcrum]

it took u a few days

[humble goblet]

You're saying I will get better at static if I just don't play static

[round belfry]

yeah but so did everything

[elder lichen]

yes but its a lot slower than most other categories

theres good reasoning i cba writing it all down

[unkempt fulcrum]

When I came back tracking or ts like same point or better

static in the hole

[shut heron]

just gotta adapt

[unkempt fulcrum]

Naw like the effects of it on aiming

it gives u calm aim

[elder lichen]

bcs static is hardest to get back into so u wanna do this passively you cant force it that easily, mainly (at least thats what I suspect why) bcs static is the most simple form of aiming (still hard but simple), as the technique is pretty straight forward and theres no real "understanding" or "I get it now" kinda moment. At least not in the same way you have for example in control tracking where once u get the understanding and the concept of how to underaim your base level score will be forever improved dramatically, even if u take a break for a year you score will be roughly around this base level from a year ago. This is why most categories r comparatively easy to get back into except for static

idk if it fits fully i just copied it

[ocean bough]

bro could be asked

[elder lichen]

bcs i wrote it down a few days ago

[next copper]

not relatable.

[ocean bough]

and this is why static is a pain in the ass

so simple yet so evil

[coarse belfry]

is this a good radar chart guys

[rose night]

ngl i dont

[ocean bough]

its perfect

[unkempt fulcrum]

Vexin on cute method

[coarse belfry]

cant even fake my sheet with this app

u can just see im stupid

[bold dock]

@storm hamlet

[round belfry]

sorry i can’t be perfect like you aech

[next copper]

was

[round belfry]

sorry i can’t be perfect was you aech

[next copper]

was

boy my muscles forgot how to play static

please help

[round belfry]

Enlist in my class

where i teach you to invest

and teach you static 2 in 1 deal

[coarse belfry]

how does this even happen

[unkempt fulcrum]

See ur still goat

[coarse belfry]

thats ages ago

but im thinking about it

[unkempt fulcrum]

didn’t like bouncets ig

[coarse belfry]

am i even aiming

just doing stuff n sometimes it works out

gona give s5 a try i think i do intermediate tho

[humble goblet]

This was me because I just liked penta bounce

[unkempt fulcrum]

All my scens have 1 rank as biggest diff

[coarse belfry]

yea my sheets have always been like this

was slowly catching up on my other categories before i quit

or maps i mean

[next copper]

I am done with that for now.

[coarse belfry]

its the playing 4 fun method

end up lacking fundamentals n being literal ass at everything i dont enjoy/do

[humble goblet]

Me when static

[compact whale]

almost unwashed on PGT

[coarse belfry]

ya this is the static i got gm with

[humble goblet]

That's gonna be me

[coarse belfry]

classic

[mighty flame]

gotta switch it up sometimes

no hand

[humble goblet]

Lil outdated by now, got 1w3ts diamond now

[coarse belfry]

huge

[humble goblet]

And a few more targets ww5t

Slowly improving but everything else is improving faster

[coarse belfry]

it isnt like i didnt try either i have more plays on static in int than all the other maps combined prob

[humble goblet]

Lowk same

I have however wasted a lot on just grinding the bench scens mindlessly

[coarse belfry]

thats me i ltrly just played whatever

[potent sand]

Brooo

My sheet was the exact same

Master complete with plat static

[coarse belfry]

never tried routines or anything

majority of my kovaaks hrs are on random maps like

[coarse belfry]

fn glider

[unkempt fulcrum]

my typa map

[potent sand]

Frick static

[lime sentinel]

anyone else have pinky finger pain when using fingertip grip?

[potent sand]

And Frick speed

[potent sand]

No

[humble goblet]

When I grow up I want to be like you

[coarse belfry]

i was a part of the early control tracking movement fr

[potent sand]

U gonna actually play static bro

Static Nova will get me 31 energy 😭

That’s insane

[unkempt fulcrum]

Get sum cels

[humble goblet]

Static and speedts gm would get me from 848 to 893 energy or something like that

[unkempt fulcrum]

It will carry ur energy 🙏

[potent sand]

I want some astras

But what to grind

[coarse belfry]

its actually the method

[unkempt fulcrum]

Nah skip Astra jus go for cel

[potent sand]

I’m thinking controlts

Or flyts

[coarse belfry]

just get some astras and ignore other categories

[potent sand]

Raw control took me like 3 days for nova

[unkempt fulcrum]

Serf method

[potent sand]

So idk how hard Astra would be

[compact whale]

never

[hazy void]

soon @compact whale will ascend and become aimbeast enjoyer

[compact whale]

this felt perfect this game is wack

[unkempt fulcrum]

Jus go to closest

and u will have omega good run

[potent sand]

Ew

Play smoothness version

[coarse belfry]

i might be finished

[prime palm]

Good morning

[coarse belfry]

this is supposed to be what im good at

[sage tusk]

oh dear

[coarse belfry]

at least we got platinum

[raven kelp]

Just a couple more runs

[sage tusk]

nono fluke run

run it back

[compact whale]

everyone getting masters raw control but me

[sage tusk]

wr inbound

[coarse belfry]

top 10 extra controlsphere to this btw

i need a soda

[sage tusk]

☠️

[round belfry]

kush gave me a course where i gave him 10k and he invest it for me and he give me money back for free and teach me

he still hasn’t paid me back tho

[coarse belfry]

why is the bot so dam fast

slow down

[raven kelp]

U js gotta be faster

https://tenor.com/view/baby-seal-sad-cry-meme-seal-gif-19608082

[prime palm]

That's what i thought when i tried finger category in Viscose benchmarks. I use ftip grip, i should be amazing with my fingers 👀
But then... I got the worst scores in a category where i thought i was the best 😭

[raven kelp]

Which category

Oh ftip Ok

[prime palm]

Slow down the game

[prime palm]

Didn't knew they were soo fluffy

I wanna hug it

[raven kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-white-seal-cute-adorable-seal-adorable-gif-17879744

[prime palm]

Oh my Gosh

[raven kelp]

Chunky Fluff Balls

[cyan mantle]

might be time to lock in

[compact whale]

i got a 3837 earlier

[coarse belfry]

its getting there guys

already seen 500 improvement

[cyan mantle]

bro

ur right there

just hit the bot 38 more times and u got it ez

[raven kelp]

38 more pbs

1 score pb at a time

[cyan mantle]

its a matter of time

2026 will be the year kovaaksenjoyer escapes jade

[compact whale]

im edging masters in legit everything but static

i can smell it👃

[raven kelp]

2026 will be the year I hit Astra

(Most likely not)

[cyan mantle]

ur gonna have to push some of your master scores anyway

that is

if you dont plan on playing st*tic

[compact whale]

i pushed PGT to 860 evergy already. thats my highest score

[cyan mantle]

i meant other ones

like penta bounce

or controlts

[compact whale]

my sanity

[cyan mantle]

u can prob push stability easily

and pray for a massive jump in raw control

[compact whale]

kill me

[atomic nebula]

morning everyone

[cyan mantle]

i believe in you

[potent sand]

Fork

I got nova raw control :3

[cyan mantle]

[potent sand]

R u prouddd

[round belfry]

how’s my finals goat

[fathom monolith]

Ur ya momma kids

[coarse belfry]

i give up

[next copper]

💀

[lusty oasis]

dude

what's up guys

this girl is telling me about how her dad tried to kill her 😀

[prime palm]

s-cream

[quick echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733061565493936188/994567479101767690/IMG_0057.png

[potent sand]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[prime palm]

How the fuck did he fail?

[lusty oasis]

😭😭😭😭😭

[prime palm]

Skill issue fr fr

[lusty oasis]

he like

tried to push her out of a moving car

?? i'm so confused bro

[prime palm]

Lol

[lusty oasis]

it's so crazy

this girl is trauma dumping on me like a mf and i met her TONIGJT

[prime palm]

From personal experience, avoid girls like that

Time to grind viscose

[fallen slate]

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-spin-azumanga-gif-26496058

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931661108031389706/942111821995868220/D1A8BE3B-CD55-4516-9B29-C3EA3BA88B4C.gif

[lusty oasis]

dude she's like

this is gonna sound so bad

[fallen slate]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-do-it-for-you-gif-27412761

[lusty oasis]

she's like an airhead northern girl

[prime palm]

Am I trippir or she's speeding up

[lusty oasis]

she says things like children do, like have u ever seen the video of the little girl saying "my dad has a gold tooth"

[rapid vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1157697813744979969/1443860881862688809/THEQUAN.jpg.gif

[prime palm]

No, I haven't

[prime palm]

My faw beer is called Blanc

[fallen slate]

It always looks like that

[prime palm]

So I'm tripping

Not ideal

No wonder I can't speed match in tracking

[rapid vine]

That’s me brou

[prime palm]

When I drink you, I don't leave a single drop

[glacial sluice]

Wassup guys

[prime palm]

I lick it try

dry

[rapid vine]

As you should

[lusty oasis]

hold on i'll sens it to you

[prime palm]

Hello frend

[rapid vine]

Take every last drop

[prime palm]

That shit's good

[lusty oasis]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mmA_tR1OI

this shit

[rapid vine]

You like that?

[lusty oasis]

this is how she is telling me things dude

[rapid vine]

It taste good?

[lusty oasis]

this is a 23 year old woman keep in mind

[prime palm]

The dad laughing at the end 😂

[fallen slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990717651342999623/1079342752321523782/image0-9.gif

[prime palm]

The very best

[prime palm]

Stop it

[glacial sluice]

Idk how to improve rn ngl

I’m almost seal on

[fallen slate]

It took me so long to get that gif

[glacial sluice]

Viscose

But im not improving on some things

[rapid vine]

You’re blessed with the cognitive ability to hit platinum

[prime palm]

Tension management

[rapid vine]

I’ve been stuck on gold for a year

[glacial sluice]

?!?!?

[prime palm]

Same bro

[glacial sluice]

You’re lying right?

[rapid vine]

No bs

[prime palm]

Only hit plat recently

Was gold for 13 months

[fallen slate]

Dw I started out Jade and got stuck there for 800 hours

[rapid vine]

I outta kiss you

[lusty oasis]

DUDE OMFG

[rapid vine]

The disadvantage of a neurodivergent brain

[prime palm]

U making me blush

[lusty oasis]

she is telling me TRAUMATIC SHIT

BRO HELP HELP HELP

HELP

[rapid vine]

😘

[fallen slate]

Help yourself bro

[prime palm]

U know u can block people

[lusty oasis]

dude

[sage tusk]

this is NOT neurodivergence i fear

[lusty oasis]

IM IN A FUCKING CALL

[sage tusk]

ur js cooked

[lusty oasis]

SHE IS ON THE CALL WOTH ME SAYING TS

[rapid vine]

I might just be cooked bro ngl

L genetics

Pity me gang

[prime palm]

Do viscose benchmarks

[sage tusk]

no pity

point and laugh maybe

[fallen slate]

" I have to go my bagel is crying about the talking sheep and I'm already late with walking my fish down to the pantry"

[sage tusk]

until u lock in

[rapid vine]

Sorry I’m too sexy 4 dat

[rapid vine]

Yo real talk I been doing this

[prime palm]

Anyone wanna add me on steam so we can compare our scores

[rapid vine]

I recently got Orca on this speed one

[lusty oasis]

dude i stg she would probably be like "😞 oh okay! love u goodnight"

[prime palm]

Love u???

[rapid vine]

You can always tell me 🥰

[prime palm]

U in a relationship?

[lusty oasis]

no

[sage tusk]

ya

[prime palm]

My pookie

[rapid vine]

Real talk I need to lock in on voltaic

[lusty oasis]

she's just a little flirty and like airhead-y

[rapid vine]

I’m getting cooked by Irons in val

[prime palm]

462492412

[lusty oasis]

she talks so slow

[prime palm]

My code

[fallen slate]

You make it seem like you are in love with her bro

You talking about her more than anything else

[rapid vine]

@sage tusk what’s my potential ceiling? With an iq below 90

[lusty oasis]

dawg ts is PMO

she talks so slow

it's actually like bothering me

[fallen slate]

SEE

[south parcel]

And you yap more than anyone else

[lusty oasis]

she has like 30wpm VERBALLY

[fallen slate]

DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS

[prime palm]

SHe might be drunk or high

[lusty oasis]

she is sober

[south parcel]

I think normal is slow for you

[lusty oasis]

dude

[sage tusk]

my iq is 90 too and im like average so

[prime palm]

Just end the call bro

[lusty oasis]

it's literally like a youtube video in .5 speed

😭😭😭just hang up

dude i can't be rude to ppl

[prime palm]

U have to sometimes

[fallen slate]

Mishap You are smart, You can't tell me ski isn't Lowkey fascinated by this person

But pretend like he's not

[prime palm]

Call her the n word and hung up

[rapid vine]

Lock tf IN

[lusty oasis]

??????

[fallen slate]

LOCK IN BRO

[sage tusk]

ski is an odd critter man

i think hes obsessed though

[fallen slate]

[prime palm]

He's in love

[lusty oasis]

dawg do u know what situation im in

[rapid vine]

Yo why we hating?

[lusty oasis]

.....

[prime palm]

She's all over u bro

[rapid vine]

I’ll add you in a bit pookie

[prime palm]

Trust

[lusty oasis]

dawg

[potent sand]

Dawnyyyy

[fallen slate]

I'm teasing you but also

[potent sand]

I did it

[lusty oasis]

i just lost my gf💔

[potent sand]

I got raw control nova :3

[sage tusk]

wait loopy

[prime palm]

Don't leave me waiting for too long 💔

[fallen slate]

You talking about this girl way too much gang

[floral spindle]

Nerd

[sage tusk]

did u push viscose much

[lusty oasis]

bro fuck YOU

[potent sand]

<3

[fallen slate]

Good job

[floral spindle]

❤️ well done bro

[rapid vine]

Real talk bro it’s 12am would it be bad for the gains if I lowk just ate a quick pizza

[potent sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444187808536334439/1455021168242196591/meow.gif

[lusty oasis]

dude if you heard the shit i'm listening to

[fallen slate]

I'M JUST BEING REAL BRO

[sinful zenith]

a

[lusty oasis]

i can't even tell u what she's saying rn

[fallen slate]

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful

[lusty oasis]

i'm p sure i'd get banned if i told u what she's telling me ab 😭

[lusty oasis]

w pfp

[fallen slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024569874330173473/1459851810595405914/supertf-rizz-god.gif

[elfin mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071895889045622794/1387459082855907449/ewJvvLW.avif

[prime palm]

A mere pizza cannot even begin to affect gains of a chad such as you

Go for it

[sinful zenith]

ty

[lusty oasis]

dude like it's so crazy

[sinful zenith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1058159531596714146/1085655928919036044/ezgif-3-fba52974b9.gif

[sage tusk]

he makes me deeply uncomfortable and im not sure why

[sinful zenith]

good morning

[lusty oasis]

she just gave me her entire life story

i'm gonna puke

[rapid vine]

Keep talking like that and I might just put a ring on it

[prime palm]

Just ignore her, let her yap

[fallen slate]

I mean he looks like he owns a white van

Like I get it

Like he would try to bribe you with sugar cookies

[elfin mulch]

takes one to know one

[prime palm]

I was with this one girl and at one time, she talked for 4 hours on the phone. I didn't listen to a single thing she said

[sage tusk]

insider info is key

[next jacinth]

who

[sage tusk]

accept me bruh

[prime palm]

My granpa

[lusty oasis]

just told her i repressed all my childhood memories and she said "okay im not gonna ask i don't wanna push you or anything"

[next jacinth]

anyways do you guys change the angle of sensor

[prime palm]

Got no notification, ill accept rn

[next jacinth]

yeah then

[prime palm]

Nah

[lusty oasis]

like i don't fucking remember please don't ask i have nothing to say

[south parcel]

And hes still yapping abt girl dawny might be right

[prime palm]

Just put ur hand in an uncomfortable position and deal with ti

[lusty oasis]

dude she just said she has a concussion that comes and goes😭

[prime palm]

Be a man

[next jacinth]

where did she hit her heade

[lusty oasis]

i asked her like a migraine and she said "NO. it's like pain when i try to remember "

[next jacinth]

good thing she told u tbh

shes a real one

lock this girl down

[lusty oasis]

she sounds like she's on fucking nitrous

😭

[prime palm]

Tell her "you can hit my head if u want" 😏

[next jacinth]

just like you then

[lusty oasis]

dawg WHAT

[next jacinth]

one running on 100% alc the other on nitrous

good combo

[lusty oasis]

😭😭😭😭

[next jacinth]

will balance each other out

[lusty oasis]

bro i don't drink

[south parcel]

Is ski masochist?

[next jacinth]

really

[lusty oasis]

she can't remember when this started

she said it HURTS

to try and remember

what the FUCK

[prime palm]

Well he is getting tortured from a call and not hanging up, I think he is

[lusty oasis]

should i screenshare kovaaks to her

[next jacinth]

if she wants to see sure

[south parcel]

Yes

[prime palm]

But u gotta pb

[fallen slate]

No it doesn't bro no it doesn't

[lusty oasis]

i don't think she can fathom what an aim trainer is

[prime palm]

Can't appear weak in front of bitches

[lusty oasis]

it'll probably be confusing to her unless i'm shooting slow

[south parcel]

Show her pgti

[lusty oasis]

bro i have a screenshot of me being #1 on a scene that doesn't matter the aizz (aim huzz) think im so cool

[lusty oasis]

pgti would fry this chicks brain

[prime palm]

U are cool 💜

[lusty oasis]

oo okay pulko

[sage tusk]

@fallen slate how do i escape boblow

[lusty oasis]

i haven't said anything in like 10 minutes

she hasn't stopped talking

[prime palm]

She won't for few hours

[lusty oasis]

she's telling me about how her jaw got split

[sinful zenith]

hello team

[prime palm]

I've been through that shit, those girls are not worth it bro

[lusty oasis]

and she went to the hospital and saw a dude on like bath salts

i'm just gonna get high and let her yap

[prime palm]

Hello my fellow Rustian

[prime palm]

Ew

Don't smoke

Or do drugs

[south parcel]

Or drink

[prime palm]

A beer is okay

[lusty oasis]

she's like trying to lovebomb me

[fallen slate]

You have to commit to the stuff that sucks, like 30 cm extra control sphere for a month

[flat fog]

no acid

[lusty oasis]

i'm smoking resin bro ftb

[fallen slate]

Or tilt queuing your favorite game

[next jacinth]

huh

[prime palm]

She wants u bro

[fallen slate]

Until you don't know what to do with your life

[lusty oasis]

bro😭

she met me YESTERDAY

[next jacinth]

hes right

[lusty oasis]

she's literally like

talking about meeting me and living together now?????? wtf

[floral spindle]

Who hurt u dawny

[next jacinth]

ski rizz God or what

[lusty oasis]

why r u guys in her comms

[prime palm]

And already wants children w u? Damn that's crazy

[south parcel]

She wants your money bro

[lusty oasis]

i don't have money😭😭😭

[next jacinth]

she saw the lexus

[south parcel]

She wants your pc

[lusty oasis]

she asked if i was a famous streamer

should i say yes

[flat fog]

mayb

[prime palm]

She wants to see what ur soldier can do

[next jacinth]

she saw the WLmouse

[lusty oasis]

bro

[flat fog]

it's happening

[lusty oasis]

dude

[next jacinth]

she knows u got $$

[fallen slate]

ReceptionCells

[lusty oasis]

she just

[prime palm]

Tell her she on stream rn

Chat going crazy

[lusty oasis]

she just said

"you're not gonna give up right?"

i said what the fuck

[floral spindle]

Just tell her you don’t want her and hang up

[prime palm]

U gotta go for round 2

[floral spindle]

Not that hard

[lusty oasis]

she said "bc i'm in new york" im like shawty i don't even know ur name😭

[prime palm]

Go clap them cheeks and leave her

[lusty oasis]

she's name dropping every person in her life

like i'm supposed to know them😭

[rose night]

i alr do that

32cm

[prime palm]

Okay enough of this, I'm gonna go lose my mind grinding viscose

Oh hello Joes

Joey

[lusty oasis]

this is like

harrowing

[next jacinth]

joes

ski afraid of women?

[lusty oasis]

dude no just

this one is so weird to me

odd specimen

[prime palm]

Crazy how Joes isn't banned yet

[lusty oasis]

dude

[sage tusk]

show viscose sheet joey

[lusty oasis]

SHE JUST SAID MY FUCKING NAME

😭i forgot she knew my name

[prime palm]

It's serious now

[next jacinth]

oh bozo talking to her rn

[prime palm]

He in call for 2 hours now

[lusty oasis]

dude

😭😭

[floral spindle]

@hushed patrol

[prime palm]

They are all over each other

[prime palm]

Nahh

[sinful zenith]

is that unc epstein

[sage tusk]

why is he a giant 😭

[prime palm]

A colossal titan

[next jacinth]

epstein needa join the NBA

[prime palm]

I though this was Magnus for a sec

[sinful zenith]

the goat

[prime palm]

The goatest

[lusty oasis]

she just said she's gonna bring me on a cruise ship????

[sinful zenith]

i like hikaru more

but magnus better

[prime palm]

How do I improve my chess elo

[floral spindle]

@upper token new shit alert

[next jacinth]

hell yeah ski

[sinful zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029169756412055674/1438268949585203381/togif.gif

[lethal parcel]

Heyy can i get some advice rq? No ones active in the channel

[prime palm]

His slow speedrun videos got me from 800 to 1100 elo

[next jacinth]

yeah ill give u advice

[prime palm]

Sure

[sage tusk]

anyone but him

[prime palm]

Shush, let me cook

[oak bronze]

I have a really terrible computer, is kovaacks or aimlabs better for fps?

[next jacinth]

only im qualified

kovaks

[prime palm]

Satoru Gojo

[next jacinth]

bro hes been typing for 5 mins

[lethal parcel]

I have a problem that is i can only play pc on weekends Friday to sunday and i cant improve cause of limited time and most aim trainers need more then 3 days yk? So how do i fix this aim train 3x a day?

[next jacinth]

this ques is gonna be too long

bruh.......

[lethal parcel]

I cannot improve on my life

[next jacinth]

just play when u can

aimtrain 20 mins before regular gaming

[lethal parcel]

Yeah although that works it makes me inconsistent

[next jacinth]

how

[lethal parcel]

One aim train lasts one game in valo and its tiring to keep training as it barely works too

Cause my weakness is my sensitivity god knows on one day i fit on high sens one day i fit low sens

[lusty oasis]

she just told me her ex bf dihh stank and his fingernails were weird

[next jacinth]

stop playing ranked

problem solved

[next jacinth]

.........

[prime palm]

Aim training takes lots of time, just like any other skill. I can send you few video explaining the aiming techniques. Your improvement will be slow, but you will still improve

[lusty oasis]

😭😭😭😭

i'm saying bro

she's fucking ODD

[prime palm]

Tell her ur dih tastes like cherries

[next jacinth]

..........

[sage tusk]

this isnt a thing

[lusty oasis]

i told her my shit don't stink💔

[lethal parcel]

Do you have any other warmups in valo except the ramp one as it doesnt work much and it js tires my wrist and hand

[lethal parcel]

Yes it does. As i am completely a weirdo

[lusty oasis]

i'm playing vietts easy extra jumbo lowttk rn and she thinks i'm god

😭

[prime palm]

That's not true. What you lack is being good with all 3 muscle groups. If you train them, you will be able to play at any sensitivity no problem

[next jacinth]

he probably doesnt train fingers

[prime palm]

If that's happening, it means you're using too much tension

[next jacinth]

anyways whats ur rank

hes gonna say radiant or something

[lethal parcel]

Whats the method for calm aim cause my hand like gets so much tension when i finish the warmup

[lethal parcel]

Peak asc 2

[next jacinth]

if ur high enough then training isnt gonna change much

[prime palm]

You could ngl scroll through my progress page. I bet you will find lots of useful info
https://discord.com/channels/153919886471593984/1124731342098272266/threads/1381390602599534673/1381390602599534673

[next jacinth]

taking a break

finger for micro, wrist for short flick, arm for wide flick

[lethal parcel]

Bro if i finish the warmup and then take a break the warmup loses the effect💔

[next jacinth]

u spread tension across all 3 so u dont get tired in 1 area

[prime palm]

Practicing using just the right amount of tension. This is hard tho. Don't expect to get good at it any time soon

[next jacinth]

like a 1 min break not 20 mins

[lusty oasis]

asked me if i would call her babe💔

[next jacinth]

.........

bro edating

[lusty oasis]

NO

i met u YESTERDAY

[prime palm]

Call her pookie

[lusty oasis]

dude

i'm NOT

[lethal parcel]

Method for getting used to using your arm cause i try and end up js wrist aiming

[next jacinth]

lower sens

[lethal parcel]

And i js get tired cause im used to my wrist

[robust pawn]

lower sens

[next jacinth]

when u wanna practice arm u keep lowering sens

for fingers u increase it

[prime palm]

lower sens

[next jacinth]

u have to train 3 with 3 different sens

and finally you'll have good overall aim

[lethal parcel]

Dang no pc on weekdays is backfiring now 💔

[next jacinth]

on weekdays u can think about it

[prime palm]

Being Asian be like

[lethal parcel]

800 dpi and 0.4 is my current sens

[prime palm]

U guys are playing on hardcore more

mode

[lethal parcel]

Ong😭

[next jacinth]

whats cm360

[lethal parcel]

Arono

[next jacinth]

find out

[lethal parcel]

Im on 0.4 cause of tenz ion know what my sens is💔

And is comfortable so i use it

[next jacinth]

go 0.1 to train arm

[prime palm]

Cm/360 is a measurement used to represent the amount of centimeters needed to make a full 360 degree turn

[next jacinth]

i asked his bro

[lusty oasis]

guys

[next jacinth]

ski found his wife

[lusty oasis]

dude i'm

[next jacinth]

Congrats big bro

[lusty oasis]

my wife fucking died bro

[prime palm]

Go to sensitivity settings, enable advanced settings, enable cm/360. It will tell you your sens in both val and cm/360

[next jacinth]

:/

[prime palm]

Ur gf

[next jacinth]

i didnt know val did that

[lethal parcel]

In valo or aimlabs?...

[prime palm]

Aimlabs

[lusty oasis]

no

[lethal parcel]

Okay ill try it thanks so much

[prime palm]

U said she was ur gf

[next jacinth]

didnt u call her babe

[lusty oasis]

either way

[lusty oasis]

no

[prime palm]

No problem pookie 💜

[lusty oasis]

dude i swear to god she's on fucking nitrous

she just told me i remind her of angel dust from has been hotel????? idfk

[next jacinth]

lol this guy is on same val sens as me

[prime palm]

I have to google what nitrous is

[next jacinth]

?

bro must be 12

[lusty oasis]

u know like galaxy gas

[next jacinth]

that show isnt funny

[lusty oasis]

oh it's a show

[next jacinth]

so she watches muscals.........

musical

its a musical show bruh

[west remnant]

It's Hazbin, not Has Been

[lusty oasis]

idfk

sorry eden😭

[next jacinth]

we got another musical fan here

[prime palm]

so she into cars n stuff?

[lusty oasis]

idfk i don't know what she's talking about

[west remnant]

Musicals are great
Hazbin is meh

[lusty oasis]

no she's inhaling the shit i think

[rose night]

blud said has been hotel

[next jacinth]

only good musical ive seen is mamma mia

[lusty oasis]

she sounds like her brain is fried

[prime palm]

She ate an engine?

[west remnant]

Hazbin is more of a show with songs
Musicals are songs with shows lol

[next jacinth]

and only good part was the abba song

[prime palm]

Tell her to change her oil

[lusty oasis]

dawg she talks so fucking slow i didn't know😭idk what hazbin hotel is

[next jacinth]

i wish hazbin was a show with no songs

[prime palm]

Or help her change her oil 😏

[west remnant]

My favorite musicals are Sound of Music and Mary Poppins atm

[next jacinth]

sound of music rly

im not sure if ive seen it

ive heard of it sure

[west remnant]

Wild
You should watch it

[next jacinth]

idk if i should watch that by myself

as a man

[west remnant]

Who cares

Watch the movie

It's a great movie

[next jacinth]

how does it compare to TOkyo Drift

[west remnant]

I've never seen Tokyo drift ngl

[floral spindle]

Where’s Drew

Hai Eden

[next jacinth]

you need to

trust

[west remnant]

Sleeping
Is like 4 am

[lusty oasis]

DUDE

[floral spindle]

Why u AWAKE

[lusty oasis]

i'm about to block this woman

[west remnant]

Prolly will at some point

[floral spindle]

Also when yall designing the livin room

[lusty oasis]

u guys were right

[west remnant]

Sleep schedule messed up
And I was watching an anime

[next jacinth]

which one

do you know what my pfp is

[floral spindle]

Hopefully that was enjoyable

[west remnant]

Prolly in a couple weeks
I'm still at my parents helping out with some stuff

[floral spindle]

Ya still there??!

I thought u were back

[west remnant]

Yuh they asked me to help with more stuff 😂

I've been working at the venue they help manage

[floral spindle]

Ohh boy

[west remnant]

So earning monies

[floral spindle]

Getting that bag

[lusty oasis]

she keeps asking if i'm "not gonna block me right"

[floral spindle]

Good for u achti

[west remnant]

It's a shorts one
Called Milky Subway

[lusty oasis]

like .....

[next jacinth]

is it good

so shes one of the crazy ones ski

the best type

[west remnant]

I think it is
It's 13 episodes, each around 3-5 minutes

[lusty oasis]

"you're not gonna block me right? that's my biggest fear... a lot of people do that"

dawg

[west remnant]

Not familiar with it NGL

[next jacinth]

i love crazy girls

[lusty oasis]

what do i even fucking say to her

[next jacinth]

ur missing peak

[lusty oasis]

dude fuck this chick

i miss my fucking gf

[west remnant]

There's probably a reason for it.. 🤔

[lusty oasis]

VERY MUCH SO

she sounds like she's on galaxy gas

[next jacinth]

the law of ueki btw

[lusty oasis]

and she just told me her entire life story

[west remnant]

Is that the anime name?

[next jacinth]

yeee

[west remnant]

Oh wait I've seen clips of that before on insta reels 😂

Didn't know the name so never bothered to look it up

Might watch it now that I know the name tho

[next jacinth]

its goated trust me

ur missing out

[west remnant]

Also I'm still the one designing it 😂
I tell Drew how I want everything set up and then let him try to figure it out 😂

[floral spindle]

That’s how it should be done

You point and he creates

[meager meteor]

i slept soo much but im still sooo tired

[west remnant]

My cats are gonna be hella spoiled soon
We're getting them a giant cat kennel and a couple cat trees
So that when the management people visit we can just put them in the kennel and they have plenty of space without running out the door into the complex corridor

[prime palm]

That's what happens when u sleep for too much 💔

[west remnant]

I'm missing out on a lot of shows rn 💀
My friend just sent me another one to watch and I'm catching up on so many I started years ago 😭

[prime palm]

Just rewatch Demon slayer for the fifth time, trust

[west remnant]

Or if you sleep too little and your body tries to make up for it

[west remnant]

Fifth time? What are we, amateurs?

[prime palm]

🥀 💔

[prime palm]

Gotta give some attention to AOT u know

[west remnant]

Ive already watched it

[prime palm]

And Hunter x Huter

[west remnant]

May rewatch it again soon

[prime palm]

Hunter

[west remnant]

Eh Hunter x Hunter idk if I can get behind

[prime palm]

Black clower should start this year too

[west remnant]

It's never interested me
And that clown dude is creepy

[prime palm]

It's really nice show

[prime palm]

He be the Epstein of that show

[west remnant]

I need to finish Inuyasha sometime

I've watched the beginning of it like 6 times and I've lost my place in it every time

[prime palm]

But really, he just wanna fight strong opponents

[west remnant]

He can do it without being a weirdo 💀

[prime palm]

Dam bro, give it a try again. It's such a great show

[west remnant]

Oh I know it's a great show

[prime palm]

Japanesse people are weirdos, what do you expect

[west remnant]

I wouldn't keep trying to watch it if it wasn't LOL

[crisp forge]

watching ppl play mc blind is so funny icl

[next jacinth]

i feel like changing sensor angle is helping a lot

[west remnant]

I just lose my place and restart and then lose it again

[prime palm]

Have u watched tokyo ghoul 😏

[west remnant]

No

[prime palm]

They also have a freak like that

It's even worse

[west remnant]

My brother is obsessed with it tho iirc

[lusty oasis]

dude pulko

[west remnant]

But it's not my kinda show