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Goonettes beat gooners
i need to do a fat setup overhaul
Joey cheating as always
I’m drooling over me going to mod the living shit out of the new Logitech mouse
Ain’t using no brick
I’m deep on the trenches
where is the spreadsheet for me to enter my scores into
Was bout to say something but ill let it slide
Focus on ur business bro kovaaks is not it

send a task and ill beat u in it..
Not the point I was trynna say but alr
Keep grinding the kovaaks bro that business aint it
stay poor with bad aim ❤️
Ok alpha sigma male
Good morning vt gen
Joey would backstab people with a knife 100%
@fickle wyvern was that u on redmatch that called me a cheater earlier LOL
Not cheating?
How bruh
Hes cheating
wtf is redmatch
pillbot fps
I seen you miss a few times
u are cheating!
wait u play redmatch
makes sense
Slide ur cheats
Bruh
Is it good?
Well ggs bro
and if your oppenents have good ping it can be fun
Does it have cheaters like rivals?
hey man
its p2p tho
nah
Don’t think of it like a game lol
ggs
and yea kind but playerbase is small and we finally convinced red to get anticheat
Pay2play?
peer to peer
it does have microtransactions but its all cosmetics
also most of the time no lobbies
It’s a game where you kill kovaaks bots but they are players not bots
bc again playerbase tiny
Good fun for 20 mins
I mean if its p2p it makes sense
Free
yea its mostly turks, russians, and us players. but if u can stand bad ping its fun imo. only if u learn the movement techs
otherwise super boring
I wish aiming heavy games would be more popular
It would be so much more fun, but people aint good enough
chat is it ok to neglect clicking because it pissed me off
Its ok
Clicking is just rng ngl
Matty is just the luckiest
my friend keeps making fun of me cause I cant get plat on ww5t
Valid
😭
Bro Im never getting astra, I stopped grinding because of val and now I think im falling behind the grind
what do I play to fix my atrocious scores :\
Viscose benches
Idk I only used the pokeball scen
any frens in gen
Didnt really play anything else
Im not tren
Oh
@supple dew beanTS VietTS
wait is this tren or his friend
damn
Still shaky on micros tho smh
she was in here too?
she said something about u being big diddy
LMAO
that was my childhood nickname
and how ur gyat is bigger than other peoples
one of em eah
i still remember the time u showed me ur baby oil 😭
my legs are bigger than a lot of peoples waists
BIG DIDDY CHIKDHOOD NICKNAME?
re-did the shop for "replacements" / misc essentials for those who like to pvp (prices will vary and will not reflect final cost)
holy shit bro 😭
31in or so
Holy tren
ur literally like a baki character
Here goes my life savings
Jello
big jello fan
why are all of them snacks
Why dont you believe in caffeine?
because it’s not real
I believe in caffeine 😋
I already have coffee at home lol
Do you by chance happen to drink coffe every day?
its tasty
how much fps are yhou getitng
I actually never buy jello. I was feeling some jello today tho
chud
UR A CHUD
new pc just to play on your laptop
https://evxl.app/groups/aimerzplus @supple dew do speed target switching and evasive switching
KovaaK's community benchmark tracker, with support for all major community benchmarks.
YES WHY DO U THINK IM IN HERE
You mean you cheat on your laptop
LIES
do it raw
nuh uh more caffeine
fuckass pfp 😭
You cant be talking
BRO HES LITERALLY A CHUD
Wha are you then?
hey guys liljoeyaimbro
I saw a video on a channel that has some kind of document talking about sleep hygiene, nutrition, everything related to aim, and I wanted to know what it is. Can someone help me?
joey
this so skibidi rn
Ou nah
uncspeak
should i play sonic frontiers or the finals
skibidi in 2026🥀
how about a good game
like wat
Solitaire
the sims 4
like hypixel skyblock trust
go ragehack in rivals trust
its so over
he already does
bro a guy broke his mouse cause of rivals
LOL
cause he lost 3 times in a row
Skill issue
only 3?
yeah
Wait rocket league is the only good game
weird way to spell zomboid
zo mbio d
I be zomming till I boid
hmm rocket league 🤔
reminds me of a certain
player
idk why I play kovaaks I dont play shooters that much
.....
ima be giving out only 1 of these on release
but shooting the balls is fun
a certain player that shimmied his way into this community 🤔
How rare of you to think about him
me
balls
joeyshimbroaims
i still cant believe i lost to doo doo inspector
I mean most celestial dont play much fps
yeah but im a shitty diamond
i mean kovaak is fps
half my scores r plat im only diamond cause I got one master score

ts so chopped
real
Cap, just skip it
Static is bad only when you dont get warmed up
Once you start playing more its actually kinda fun
my best static score barely plat 💔
Nvm its just like a gambling addictiom
You keep thinking next run is going to be PB
truth
and get a high ass score u cant beat
You mean beast mode for 30 seconds
nah
And then fucking throw
i went beast mode on one of my static runs
132 kills 100% acc
havent gotten close to it since
why they didn't make static really static like 1 dot on middle and didn't move
static staticing
I should try to get gm raw control before playing ww5t fr
Aim training scores is gambling because 1 run cannot accurately account for your average skill at a certain skill subset and your one run might be on the upperend of your skill variance

Highest achievement I have in static is celestial pace for 10 seconds
True high scores is just a really good way to hide your average shitty aim
And then you actually flick ingame u suck
Or so happens to me
Wait no, my aim is actually good at flicking but I end up spraying till I die
if your static run didn't look like this we cant talk
Joey gameplay leaked
And never hit that again
That 95% isnt accurate to ur avg
Keep playing more until you hit more and more upper end variance

Gambling propaganda
So anyway im actually gold aim skill just gambled enough to hit gm scores
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
I love gambling!!!!
Gamba gamba gamba
i gamble every encounter and hope bloom makes up for recoil and hits them
Gamba gamba gamba
I gamble every shot by closing my eyes and holding m1
to help prevent overload im enabling a cooldown for RTP. whats an acceptable time?
i want to force people to explore but also still have RTP access
i have been cursed by roblox's large hitboxes
i cant hit shots on other games as well
5 minutes or 10 minutes you lads think
how do i fix this
uhhh idk wat rtp is
i really needa cable manage my setup
yeee but its starting to wear on me 😭
10 min
kk
10 mins
10 minutes
im just doing a casual play through rn to see what being a normal player will act like
and make changes
rtp, explore for 10 minutes, repeat
Jealousy
one major fix from the last server since im not using mvmultiverse
if u tp out, it wont save your location, however ive enabled /back
its kinda? strong but
oh yeah i remember from last server the nether teleports were broken
and u get stuck in lava
That's insane
if done right its quite efficient.
Really? I've always just pregen'd
im just handling the world differently, at the cost of a bit of performance
but its just less of a headache
What's the performance hit? I can't see it being too bad if you're pre-generating a large amount of chunks in advance
what version is server on?

1.21.1
1.21.1?
I should explore those at some point
ive tackled this in two ways
a small map for adventure where its a compilation of biomes very close together to just "play pokemon"
you cant build or destroy blocks so it has a veriety of different pokemon spawns + tiny bit of exploration, not a whole lot
and then a general overworld for minecraft. mining, building, ect.
I'm very excited
@elfin mulch wakey wakey
I should make a new skin in preparation
@sacred marsh wakey wakey
Start designing a trainer
and for those who played the 1.19 version, jobs are added back for $ \ passive progression
im contemplating on allowing 2 at a time
@stuck drum i just woke up
helo
Morning unc
the viet is here
Morning g
i think 3 is a bit much but o well.
i assume everyone will claim explorer bc its free money
- 2 free options
nah i re-did config and set it to 2. restarting to see if it set it because reloading config via cmd didnt work
made scoreboard to wide imo, looks weird
i mean i could just take jobs out of scoreboard but
id have to replace it
when is S6 benchmarks releasing?
what do i do bruh https://app.voltaic.gg/spedwick?benchmark=kovaaks_s5&tier=Novice
vdim
whats that
thanks
oh i see
6 or 7 years from now
Either tomorrow or never
They are skipping 6 and going to 7
theres a 50\50 chance of s6 coming out
its either you get pinged in #announcements or you dont
season 5.5 coming soon ™️
i got bored and stress tested my gpu
This is my favorite thing ever because soon is either really close
kk fixed. kinda pissed
Or like 6 months down the road
temps leveled out around 77 c
i was wondering why it wasnt working bc of auraskills
but auraskills doesnt handle jobs
jobs handle jobs 💀
imagine if u made a beggar job
i could try and make a yapper job but idk where to begin with that
i.e levels for talking
+xp for every message sent
its redundent
- re-did starter kit
- changed cap on jobs from 3 -> 2
- removed misc addons that were not needed
- loaded world chunks for overworld, cobbleworld, nether
- added shops with cobble items [prices are placeholders for now]
- added backpacks to shop
- changed wondertrade pool
- added performance tracking tools [for me]
- added more permissions for new plugin addons to default
- changed RTP cooldown 5m -> 10m
- and changed some automated announcements
got a lot done today
even added a lil special mon if anyone is lucky to get it
ea optimization
is it sparky perhaps
5m cooldown as well
me doing 1w3ts earlier
not rushing for speed so my runs should be consistent
yet i score between 1170 and 1350
bruh
117 is my average on 1w3ts. and i cant come close to 135 lol
i went beast mode ONCE and got jade
but that would involve spamming deadman static again
i just hit a 3500 purr track run but even that feels like shit and super shakey.
60+ is just impossible i tip my hat to you 60+ enjoyers
put ur crosshair on the target
target jukes me
just don’t miss
i once asked a guy how i could improve my aim and this man said smoke weed to get rid of tension 😭
he’s right
hes right
STFU
youre so lucky
there's gotta be better ways
im a lucky boy
weed is my little secret for crazy PRs


vertical or horizontal
then lets get snoop dog in aim trainers
you so jealous

5’6 and 340lb strong

that is NOT the method 😭
i shoulda got xxl artisan this XL too small vertically
arent u like 5'2
i got xxl too just in case XD
i learned a CRAZY fact recently
so inanely crazy it made me question the entire world around me
every single night, at least one person SLEEPS
but well i don’t get to use that in static
most of the time its fine but sometimes im running out of room all day on the top. this is one of those days
i swear i was taken aback
i swear this mf doodoo inspectors name is gonna be in my head every night
today i was fighting a mental battle against my forearm
autistic things
i swear it wouldn’t move like it was glued
sleeve or no sleeve on cloth
bruh
force it to move
i tried then it just got stuck in the next place
hardest part bout playing is moving ur arm when its stuck
u gotta keep movin it
because last time i autonuked myself for 24h for saying it
and nobody wanted to remove the timeout.
anyway home from gym ttyl gen chatters
a nap would do wonders at that point
Sleeve
sleeve
balls
only in an aim game will you get worse and worse the more serious you take it lol
sleeve
i never use sleeve
y i dont take roblox rival seriously
game bunz
Sbeve
i play roblox more than anything but 90% of their FPS game suuuuck
they got some gems
like arabic fortnite
like and
what you are black joey now
arabic fortnite 💔
!rank
when you guys are aim training. how high are you sitting in your char or how low/ high is your desk. is your desk above or below your bellybuttom while sitting lol
my chin is below my desk
nahh fr tho cuz my chair is fucked and doesnt keep the height i had it previsously set at and now i have no idea how fuckin high or low i normally sit lmao
now im all in my head
No scope arcade was kinda fire until the game died
Bro my chair crippled me
I get leg pain when I sit for like 2 hours
i mean cloth
ngl it was kinda mid
my chair is really comfy but i hate it. i swear its the cause of my problems
life in prison was my shit
but thats just me coping
it wasn’t a question i was saying my arm was doing the thing with or without
You mean prison life?
dw about it i’ll figure it out today
chair height is important for aiming
Wtf is that 😭
chill on goat
sleeve
word
balls
ball sleeve
nuts
ballve
aiming is like going to the gym everybody goes at their own pace
me n my friend played roblox rust today n shit was so ass
😭
how high should i be sitting cuz i just adjusted my chair like 4 times and now my mental fucked i need an idea where i should be at so i can just set it to that height and forget about it lol
why would u put urself through that torture
both of them were just hella jank

e
i mean one of them had old ak spray which is cool ig
cs2 deathmatch is evil
c
was giving me straight ass back after back
should be about the right height
i kept getting shotguns and smgs
cs2 dm is goated
🙅♂️
I dont even know how i determine the right height
oh u played official dm
i whiffed a shot against a guy standing still like 3 times in a row
felt robbed
and i had an awp too
cs2 💔
i usually just be adjusting it till my arm no longer feels akward on my pad and then its just a repeat of that everyday
Roblox rust bruh
sounds about right
Story of my life bruh
cuz my chair slowly fucking raises when im not on it so i have no clue everyday where i was lol
i just try not to sit too low
Lmao one my chairs slowly goes down when I sit on it
cs2 just midslop i should sell all my skins
You just doxxed yourself
id go insane
Ik your entire life history from that one sentence
Im saving for a herman Miller, I bought a secretlabs in 24 but I think its too deep for me
tacfps games in general 💔
Literally makes me a cripple
which
herman miller*
Sayl is the cheapest one so
i think more and more i realize i dont rly like the traditional format of like
5v5 or 6v6 games
thats what i have rn lol. if you get one make sure you get one that has a swivel lock. cuz the swivel is so sensitive on these things you will swivel left to right while trying to aim
based on objectives
and shit
im fine w team based if its like 4 teams
now thats chill
how are you managing that 😭
I just need a job man
how to get bf4 dlc weapons for free
Anyone looking for a mech engineer
i just raise my arms rests so they are the exact same height as my desk so if i wiggle the desk stops me
no like how are u wiggling
bro im playing so ass on val placements
The adjusts recoil irl
im gonna get bronze atp
cuz the swivel is so damn sensitive you swipe to the right to fast you are going to swivel left from physics
Nice you can q with me
tacfps issues
i was joking.
actually ranked system in general issues
Wow
probably get placed ascen*ant
Shot down just like that
no im just ass
which do u have
i cant remember i bought it at office max a few years ago
one of the really basic ones. was still pretty fucking expensive tho
its lasted a pretty long time i replaced the normal casters it came with for some rubber caster wheels.
they look like roller blade wheels. their really nice
would recommend them to everyone with hardwood
or tile
yea they only thing kinda annoying sometimes is the wheels
alot of ppl actually lol. youll see shattered glass on PCs in r/pcmasterrace all the time lol
a lot
ppl are dropping their pcs fr?
no tile just breaks tempered glass very easly. the lightest touch will shatter it
could be living room setups
oh u mean they place it down sideways to work on it
@polar coral
mf playing in his kitchen 
??????????
yeah im a way better aimer on the right side of my pad than the left. do i just need to force myself on the left side of my pad all day and get good?
flip the pad upside down
lmao no i mean when my arm gets to close to the left side while tracking i immediatly start to do worse unless i adjust back to the middle right side
15 plays in a row. idk what im doin man
Every time I come in here 😂
Seals are cute
Controlsphere so fun
tf
new axis just dropped
and they're better than me
gg bro i fell off
💔
1am...think ive spent 40-60hrs configuring the vt server in the past 10 days
ima make a backup and push this copy to the server when rigsychu sets it up
if anything breaks. ill look at it then
im going to bed before i stay at my desk all night tweaking this
There’s always the Y Axis 😂
Play smoothbot voltaic
ight
RIP lmao give me a few plays to learn this shit
Yh u got it
That and pgti my fav scens ever
i cant with this shit lmao. tell me this is atleast plat
cia torture method
do u actually think tate mcrae unironically makes good music or do u just think shes hot
all i got for now
who tf is tate mcrae
slop pop artists
the real person or the kovaaks username lol
oh i dont listen to music
everyone listens to music
Wow man. Did we get new features or something?
My top 10 on Spotify is nothing but her, also my vods
I don't really care what she looks like
u gotta start listening to real music bro
allow me to rephrase, the VT MC server. not voltaic related content
that shit is soulless boilerplate generic
Oh okay
I mean, I listen to Rock/mantel most times but I can say anything about what someone likes, it's just music
I think 2600 is jade
Oh yeah
I improve slowly on static but working on my tech
Im a static otp until its atleast as good as my tracking lol
Its gonna be worth it i hope
Yes
I feel like it takes time to improve at static
Getting better at something is always worth it
Frfr
1h daily static and ppl say idk pain
Ok i rather play 1h static daily than any popcorn for 10 minutes
its not just music. tate mcrae is so derivative and formulaic to a fault. just watered down whatever sound is trendy. so undaring and bland. go listen to all the shit she draws "influence" from. something with an actual concept
she sounds so unambitious. her music sounds like it came from a lab not her own imagination
like actual goyslop
i was all the axis
recreational hate is something else man
omnipotent
its important to hate on bad things and #love on good things
Dude, I actually don't care icl, I'm not gonna go a rant about why I think this is wrong, it's music that is 99.9% subjective. Like come on I get you have an opinion but this is a very annoying way to say it
how old r u
18
they are taken bro back off
youll learn
Icl ive never heard tate song
does anyone know cA static rank to ~vt static rank approx?
I listen to like all music exept rap
GG's too tired
Unless its 50 cent
50 cent is goat
50 cent is solid but if u like 50 theres literally no reason u shouldnt like other rappers
I don't really like rap as well but I really like early 2000s stuff
if ur being serious
Wait actually let me send you something
i think about this video a lot
the way he uses the n word as punctuation
so funny
Mf just hates for the love of the game
why did floyd say that
no hes an actual chud
ai grifter
What is a chud
This is not for everyone but it's my fav band https://open.spotify.com/track/5vYA1mW9g2Coh1HUFUSmlb?si=4yzgJEGUR4uRnqJIjsocvw
Amazing music
I grew up on this but also just random shit
I dont listen to this but some songs are nice
My mom loves country music tho and I hate it so much
post grunge era matchbox twenty 😭
Lately i dont listen to music cuz my boses died
do u like nickelback
No
Whoa
Y
kanyes whole discography is good until vultures
thats not the right video
wdym by old kanye
I forgot what I was gonna say
Ig
ur thinking of when he told him to read a page of a harry potter book
50 Cent responds Floyd Mayweathers comments on him, Nelly and T.I.
Click here to follow the story: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/50-cent-responds-floyd-mayweathers-comments-on-him-nelly-and-t-i.242204/
its the part 2
my mistake
hes money for a reason
always been a floyd hater
- hes a chud
Nah he a weirdo
- he dodged fights his whole career
he is a great fighter
Boxing so mid rn
but pacquaio woulda beaten him if floyd didnt dodge him until he became a politician and older
i think its in a good state rn
the top of the p4p rankings are filled with interesting and active fighters
naoya inoue might end up as one of the greatest to ever do it
Maybe
and hes hella active
God i love watching him
oleksandr usky has made the heavyweight division very fun
Yh but now its dead…
Who is a match up thats fun?
No one he should retire
The top hws dodged eachother for years just to get beat by a cruiserweight
yeah true ig
idk if i agree with that
some of the greatest heavyweight fights were in the past decade
Joshua fury never fought or joshua wilder
I hate fighters that just dodge and run the whole time but he is too good at it
the whole fury wilder trilogy
Now they old amd past prime
It’s the X.Axis show now 🤫🔥
well the timing didnt work out
But it's probably bc I am completely different from him with style
Thats y boxing is ass its all politics
well yeah boxing politics suck but
@hollow basalt
I can see that but hes a technician i think its beautiful to watch
iirc aj lost to ruiz? and that set the whole timeline of that outta wack
and then fury got stuck in a trilogy series with wilder
@gleaming zephyr
which ended up being a blessing in disguise
sup brah
cuz all 3 of those fights were cinema
and while that was happening usyk started fighting heavyweights
beat aj twice
and then got the matchup with fury
beating off aj twice?!?!
Like y is garcia getting title shot after losing to romero boxing rankings are a joke😂
I gotta be up for work soon
ok
🧘
Yeah that is true, I've never been a big boxing fan anyway
Ron u eat cucumbers for a living
Watch ufc maybe u will like more
if its close
MMA is great tho
wwhat a womderful job
but idk i think inoue got that

Inoue by murder
wonder
HOW AM I OLDER THAN U WTF
Hello chat
Mhmm I did martial arts for 8yrs
i think inoue vs nakatani would be closer but idk nakatanis last fight was a lot closer than expected
NAH NAH TIMEOUT
’Which
Don't forget to tag taf @little eagle
Make nakatani vs bam then winner against inoue
Also I refuse to believe Joey isn't 14
i think the weight difference would be too much
joey is a 15 year old ginger
nakatani is dropping to fight inoue and bam is going up
ufc is a better product than boxing but ufc got hella issues too
I just think inoue is to skilled and atlheticcfor both icl
any fellow #gingers in the caht rn
gaethje vs paddy should be cinema tho
both fun fighters
dawn is a ginger
Bjj and Muay Thai, I only did Muay Thai for 3 years tho, bjj has always been my thing since that's where my trainer came from as well and he is fucking good, one of the better black belts I have grappled with
i think hes a top 5 athlete on the planet rn easily
just rearranged
whats taht mean
This is the problem with ufc rn y is this a match when arman is clearly number one contender paddy has beat no one
care to explaine im really interested
I'm not
top 5 athletes on the planet rn
- shohei ohtani
- scottie scheffler
- nikola jokic
- carlos alcaraz
- naoya inoue
I turn 19 February
hes 37
is this ragebait
well yeah this matchup is just supposed to be fun
why am i not on that list
Nice man ive only done mma for 3 years nice to see someone else who does stuff like this
why am i not on that either wtf
@rose night
ron you’re skinnier than me
Gaetje is losing hes old asf
yeah but paddy is #notgood
joey is a 21 year old neet 😭
Yeah this is pretty rare in this community
im just 2 locked in cause i cant be a fat chud
he was moving packs for his pc
Hes a old man crusher and lost to jared gordon, topuria murders paddy
no joey is 37
I thought he was 14
i think paddy is like a -220ish favorite
gaethje is aging but he can still knock ppl out
or can he idk
Idk I can't take Joey fr and I can't tell if
You are Fr as well
I don't know anything anymore
Mf got taken down by fiziev hes old asf
Joey is a chat bot made by the vt devs
Siwi wasnt doing enough
im 100% serious
!rank
i would never spread misinformation in vt gen
you are chanting spells what are these names
Hello hello
!rank
Its easier in higher weight classes when ur older but usyk is a generational talent also
WHATS the name of the freshman linebacker for eastern michigan university
noah @mossy birch who
Pls gaethje kill paddy
Ong
WHAT THE FUCK this shit is EVIL
is that that one guy
i dont think paddy is that good but i like him
so i dont mind him winning
I believe gaethje will win
@worldly kindle Watch your language.
terrorism
matty shouldn't you be sleeping
still on break
ngl i never heard a tate mcrae song
she didnt exist until 3 months ago
yeah im war buddy
Sup matty
?
deadass?
is she 3 months old
idk thats when i first heard of her
thanksd
@nimble acorn
shes the youngest person ever
stupid french man
non
aint like 3 am for you?
same ian know she existed till i seen an ad for like glasses
So shes a plant
idk
I still havent heard her songs lol
i dont listen to anything super mainstream
same
same
Joey
hi
How old are you
I'm being rage baited
19
Say on everything
on my soul
You are 19


