general

[narrow thistle]

Just me?

[formal bluff]

i am too :3

[idle fjord]

HOLY SHIT

EDDIE?

[pastel charm]

fuck man, finally

[idle fjord]

From EddieTS?

That eddie?

[upper token]

I dont like dlsss tbh makes my mouse movements feel weird man

[idle fjord]

that's oomf

[fiery flume]

omg it’s eddie from the hit scenario eddiets

[narrow thistle]

🎉

[graceful sable]

I'll get 4 year warranty on my mouse

because why the fuck not

actually what about 5

[hushed patrol]

Mine wasn’t in a “sexual” way

[lusty oasis]

me

[narrow thistle]

Calm down ladies

[fiery flume]

tell it to the judge

you’re going away for a long time

[lusty oasis]

hey shawty

[hushed patrol]

He’s adult im minor so

[fiery flume]

!ban @hushed patrol

[pearl oriole]

🚫 reikuro., you can't use that.

[hushed patrol]

/kill @fiery flume

[fiery flume]

[narrow thistle]

That’s not very nice!

[idle fjord]

im taller than you

[hushed patrol]

/effect give @fiery flume Weakness 255

[idle fjord]

you're the fineshyt here

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-chud-gaya-guru-gif-5529104887828628899

[graceful sable]

has anyone used Fnatic MAX Dash L PRO

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ur-house-rn-clash-royale-rocket-gif-gif-5421485339541496672

[hushed patrol]

No

[lusty oasis]

no sorry

[agile rune]

Anybody knows the difference in texture between lgg saturn and the saturn pro

[idle fjord]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MousepadReview/comments/z4q7u1/lgg_saturn_vs_saturn_pro/

[graceful sable]

saturn pro is softer

[narrow thistle]

Let’s get it going

[hushed patrol]

Not nice

[idle fjord]

Is that static?

on the orange cheater mousepad?

[fiery flume]

if you can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen 💯 🔥

[agile rune]

Tysm

[idle fjord]

WAUT'

YOU'RE DRINKING PISS

[next copper]

even just upscaling?

[idle fjord]

🤮

[next copper]

wihtout FG?

[idle fjord]

I saw the can

[lusty oasis]

yeah there's probably a difference

[idle fjord]

At least drink monster

[graceful sable]

is vodka redbulls method for aiming

[lusty oasis]

is it snowing in your room

[idle fjord]

You got hematuria

Probably need some antibiotics

[lusty oasis]

also redbull fye idk why we r hating rn

[idle fjord]

But no seriously

[idle fjord]

redbull tastes like piss

[hushed patrol]

I don’t cook boy

[meager bane]

Fuck no

😭

[idle fjord]

I love my liver

[lusty oasis]

that's exactly how i like it

[hushed patrol]

I hire people to cook for me @fiery flume

[lusty oasis]

u missing out gang

[narrow thistle]

I drink 3 a day and take addy, probably

[idle fjord]

This the guy you be seeing at kink pride right here

[meager bane]

missing out on what lol

you're missing out on a healthy lifestyle bro

[lusty oasis]

u leave me alone

[meager bane]

redbull is so inconvincibly bad for yhou

you

😭

inconceiveably

idk how to spell it

whatever

[lusty oasis]

...... and other energy drinks aren't😭

[split lake]

You guys think val ever gonna add a new rifle

[idle fjord]

Bang feminizes you

[meager bane]

They're all horrid i dont drink any

LOL

[lusty oasis]

it's all bad for u

[idle fjord]

So I mean there at least some positive

[meager bane]

No

[lusty oasis]

idfc

[meager bane]

No way

[upper token]

Yh

I dont like it

[lusty oasis]

they added a pistol earlier

[upper token]

At all

For rivals

[lusty oasis]

like mid val session

[split lake]

Yea the bandit

[lusty oasis]

they gave me a new pistol

never even heard ab it until it updated

[fiery flume]

@lusty oasis

just had to hit you with a stray rq

[lusty oasis]

can we do this

u don't look me in the eye anymore reikuro i miss what we had

[light wigeon]

hello, can someone tell me how do i play those benchmarks?

[fiery flume]

@mods

this message seems sexual in nature

[idle fjord]

Which

[fiery flume]

please ban

[lusty oasis]

we used to be two stars orbiting each other in a binary system, how could you have forgotten me reikuro

[idle fjord]

We gotta start being specific

[lusty oasis]

we had something beautiful:(

[fluid shale]

https://fixupx.com/soren_iverson/status/2008194301839434168

Soren Iverson (@soren_iverson)

Google Docs show words left until AI replaces you

**💬 347 🔁 1.6K ❤️ 29.7K 👁️ 2.05M **

FixupX · Jan 5, 2026, 3:10 PM

[idle fjord]

Late news but tyu

Just use Libre office

[fluid shale]

Bro the fucking option that's "No?"

[idle fjord]

Yes

The AI bubble needs to invent numbes as justification

We gotta enable this or else we'll really experience the roaring 20s

@light wigeon Please don't dm me

You mean the voltaic benchmarks

[hushed patrol]

Im a voltaic @fiery flume

[idle fjord]

Do you use kovaaks or aimlabs?

[fluid shale]

https://www.reuters.com/business/wall-street-futures-muted-investors-pause-after-rally-2026-01-06/

[fiery flume]

WOW!

[fluid shale]

the chip stocks must go up until the goys can no longer afford to buy any more

[idle fjord]

Either or @light wigeon go to app.voltaic.gg and make an account there

[hushed patrol]

@fiery flume

[idle fjord]

Pretty much all the resource you'll need can be found there for the benchmarks

[light wigeon]

thank you

[idle fjord]

#resources Has helpful stuff for you to look through

Aimlabs is free and good to see if aim training is for your

kovaaks costs money and really good with the most community support

Good luck pew pewing all over the place

[lusty oasis]

yeah "no?" is sending me😭

sassy ass response

[next copper]

go to sleep boy

[idle fjord]

We gotta keep it going higher

We've past the point of no return

[split lake]

Hey grok, ai generate me a labubu x one piece

[next copper]

i haven't been mean to you today

gotta fix it

[hushed patrol]

Its 10 pm??

[hushed patrol]

What this hate towards me

[pastel charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSdbXeUbcuc last ten seconds are whiff town but @lusty oasis and @idle fjord s strong hands guide me to the dot

[idle fjord]

ty byut my hands are weak

I can't grip shit with my right hand

[next copper]

bro

[idle fjord]

🥀

[pastel charm]

💔

[split lake]

? 😭😭😭

[next copper]

we are opps

[fiery flume]

hey grok !kill @next copper

[hushed patrol]

Hey grok, ai generate me pasu small reload (kovaaks scenario)

[idle fjord]

ts gives me aim envy

[hushed patrol]

/kill @next copper

[idle fjord]

I will never achieve this

Fuck my stupid chud aimer life

[hushed patrol]

/effect give @next copper weakness 255

[split lake]

Hey grok ai generate me a celestial score on pasu and also make a fake handcam

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413973030455087124/1457691001048137851/when_youre_just_better.gif

[elfin mulch]

@rough pumice did you really tweet this?

[idle fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1402739025831526580/1449551187027300403/stupidaimerlift.gif?ex=695e4a7e&is=695cf8fe&hm=0c7083ea446f76b6066adfab3e82024b0e544861b71502de403eb5419a593df4&

jk

gw twin

Imma get up there one day

Gonna be the most tweaked out astra

[lusty oasis]

i love u rea1.

[wise veldt]

This is a real tweet

[next copper]

MODS?

[pastel charm]

innocent until proven

[lusty oasis]

bro just like me fr

[next copper]

MODS

[hushed patrol]

/kick @next copper

[elfin mulch]

hes getting blocked

[hushed patrol]

Bye bye boy 🧘‍♂️

[pastel charm]

dont ask me how long i was sitting at 1415 🙁

[fiery flume]

!thermonuclear warhead @next copper

[split lake]

/kill @a

[idle fjord]

I know twin.

[wise veldt]

key to this scenario

[hushed patrol]

Now you’re dragging it boy

[idle fjord]

Real af

[wise veldt]

is never playing it

[idle fjord]

Lowkey

Wish I could go back in time and undo this

But I highkey blame my doctor

My shit never healed right because she thought it was carpal tunnel

And not a broken wrist

[fiery flume]

you tryna catch one too?

[idle fjord]

hit me with the

[hushed patrol]

What does this mean

[pastel charm]

at some point i was so deep into it i couldnt leave it. like any toxic relationship ever you know

[wise veldt]

Yeah I am leaving my score at gm

[idle fjord]

"Do you play video games"
"Yes"
"Wear this brace for a couple of weeks"

💀

[wise veldt]

until I know I can get astra

because I cant be asked to play it

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-nuke-marvel-iron-man-gif-12042104779402153696

[pastel charm]

wawes wrist is broken and hes still insane, poor excuse

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ur-house-rn-clash-royale-rocket-gif-gif-5421485339541496672

[idle fjord]

😭

[pastel charm]

yeah no thanks, i think im fine with barely nova

[idle fjord]

It's not an excuse for my aim

But my grip is deadass poor tho

I can hardly make a fist anymore

😭

[pastel charm]

but why

[lusty oasis]

yeah

[idle fjord]

I kept breaking it

💀

[lusty oasis]

i did it to myself tbh

only regret is not doing something about it when it started

[pastel charm]

what are you and old lady with osteoporosis

[wise veldt]

I only do this because it saves me grinding time

I think I could get nova

I just hate the scenario

[lusty oasis]

bc now i'm not able to aim at all anymore

[idle fjord]

😭

[blissful agate]

thats why i play hipfire from s3

[pastel charm]

safe youve been grinding static way longer than i do

[fiery flume]

just use your feet

[blissful agate]

Better static scen

[idle fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-12830799583270855342

[crisp forge]

yall this me irl

[pastel charm]

no cap, what happened with your wrist

[idle fjord]

I got into a lot of fights

And sometimes people dodge

or block

[pastel charm]

wheres the chopstick aimer when you need him

[blissful agate]

@idle kelp

[idle fjord]

The first time I missed and hit a tree

[fiery flume]

@idle kelp

[idle fjord]

Well

More than my wrist

my whole hand

[narrow thistle]

chopstick aimer 😂

[idle fjord]

But my hand healed better than my wrist

[proven tulip]

anyone know a sens for i can use in all scenarios ?

or a number for 360

[idle fjord]

Whatever is most comfortable for you if you're sticking to one

Any

It's generally best to change sens per scenario tho

[supple summit]

I thought laying in bed was gonna help this tail bone pain

[proven tulip]

uh ok ok

[idle fjord]

depending on the scenario*

[supple summit]

sitting unironically is better...

[hushed patrol]

Exercise

[lusty oasis]

44cm goes crazy in everything

[fiery flume]

go do squats

[idle fjord]

Im praying for you

otherwise

[supple summit]

done a good set of various stretches dw

[worldly tartan]

55>

[lusty oasis]

gd wawe it gave u tail bone problems

[idle fjord]

some painkillers

[hushed patrol]

@supple summit do 3 sets of walking to the fridge for food and back im your new physio therapist

[worldly tartan]

tho im on 65-80 rn

[lusty oasis]

yeah 55 reactive gfys

[idle fjord]

You can get otc acetaminophen

[lusty oasis]

aether adv on 55

[idle fjord]

Wait

you already did iirc

[worldly tartan]

shit I should speed up for reactive

[lusty oasis]

carrying the server gave my boy wawe back problems

[supple summit]

yeah ive done the whole hot cold compression, meds, and stretches.
now its resting time

[worldly tartan]

since i switched mice from g502 extra large

[lusty oasis]

dude

[worldly tartan]

I feel like I need to play on a super low sens

[lusty oasis]

i'm gonna cry

[idle fjord]

If we lived in the same state I'd help you cuh

[supple summit]

I think I know what did it and now I just hope its better by the night

[fiery flume]

if you get a bar you could do dead hangs

[pastel charm]

oh i saved it hehe @narrow thistle

[idle fjord]

don't question me

Sometimes

[fiery flume]

they’re really good for decompressing your spine

[idle fjord]

You gotta go beyond the stuff you get otc

and take a nice nap

[supple summit]

im just staying still with little pressure off of it

[idle fjord]

Wake up feeling brand new

[fiery flume]

@hushed patrol

[lusty oasis]

brick mouse😞

what did u end up getting a gpx right

[supple summit]

its literally just standing/ walking hurts like a bih.

everything else im chillin

[idle fjord]

I did the same

You'll be alright

Not to wawe

[worldly tartan]

I mean my scores went up instantly

[idle fjord]

😭

Well

[supple summit]

ima just get a pillow and go back to the desk

[idle fjord]

You will be alright

[worldly tartan]

when I switched

[pastel charm]

did your bones heal funny now restricting your movement or what?

[supple summit]

and cope

[fiery flume]

get yourself a pull up bar once you’re better @supple summit

[idle fjord]

I can only assume so

I can't afford an xray

[worldly tartan]

I just had to drop the sens from 50cm to 65 to feel any kind of stability

[idle fjord]

I know I get a really cool popping sound when I move my wrist tho

[pastel charm]

less motion is extra stability

[idle fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/roll-safe-clever-think-ahead-reece-simpson-gif-14469436

Once I move

And get actual insurance

Imma take the time to get myself properly checked out

Actually moving is gonna give me the hugest buff

I can get a new mousepad

More deskspace

Instantly Master rank

[hushed patrol]

This is ours we have full copyright on this video if you use this video anywhere or claim it is yours HvA will sue you.

[fiery flume]

fkn oath cunt

[idle fjord]

wtf did i watch

[hushed patrol]

Blocked+ dni

[fiery flume]

ESHAYYY BAH

[pastel charm]

[idle fjord]

lmao

[hushed patrol]

Oh wait

[unreal folio]

@fiery flume Get a j*b

[hushed patrol]

You’re rea1 you can use it

I like you you’re a nice guy

@pastel charm I take my words back

[outer charm]

yk once youve done tracking on a slightly higher sens? do you play a few rounds on ur normal sens afterwards or move on

[pastel charm]

thank you

[edgy wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-aim-god-gif-5264711628100734109

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kadeem-kadeem-alford-kadeem-osu-osu-noob-gif-2084399589045792136

[edgy wraith]

Oh no default skin criiii lol

[main compass]

WAGWAN CHATTERS

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-wagwan-dab-on-it-wagwan-gif-20509785

[hushed patrol]

@pastel charm

[mighty idol]

wtf

[hushed patrol]

My gameplay

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1rage-tyler1-loltyler1-league-of-legends-lol-gif-17905699

[edgy wraith]

Oh bo not the league incel

No*

[pastel charm]

yeah these videos are funny as hell ngl

[split lake]

Idk if hes an incel

[undone fiber]

doesn't he have a kid

???

[peak estuary]

he has 2

carbon copies of himself

[fiery flume]

the guy whose happily married with a child?

[undone fiber]

people just be throwing buzzwords these days

[peak estuary]

yeah words dont have meaning no more

[graceful sable]

[edgy wraith]

[split lake]

im sayin frfr on skib no toilet

[mighty idol]

arent you a smoothness otp

[fiery flume]

that’s on gang

that’s on foenem

for real for real

[hushed patrol]

No what

[split lake]

Thats on jah

[hushed patrol]

Ive never been bro thats my weakness 😭 😭

[split lake]

https://x.com/dexerto/status/2008635948746080309?s=46

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Razer is releasing an AI anime girl assistant for your desk that gives gaming and life tips

You can even change the hologram avatar to be Faker

X · Jan 6, 2026, 8:25 PM

[fiery flume]

another reason not to buy razer

[edgy wraith]

Only one lol i had to look it up lmao 😂

[peak estuary]

i love how all of these gaming companies are adding ai at the same time

[agile lily]

Faker?

[peak estuary]

2

[agile lily]

Fake faker ai

🔥

Fake faker ai told me to hide on bush

[undone fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-15115810827997332283

[fiery flume]

real faker

[edgy wraith]

T1 needs faker on val roster frfr

[fiery flume]

[edgy wraith]

They would win

[idle fjord]

Okay real talk

Real talk

hear me out

Okay?

[split lake]

Oh no

[fiery flume]

don’t you dare

[idle fjord]

ts would go hard running locally.

An open source

locally run assistant like this

[fiery flume]

you sick fuck

[split lake]

They should make it cortana

[fiery flume]

I know what you are

[idle fjord]

I

im not ashamed

I am a nerd.

I was a nerd when you used to get bullied for it.

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/you-look-lonely-i-can-fix-that-memory-reboot-reboot-memory-lonely-gif-7000601923095526707

[fiery flume]

I ain’t normalising this shit

if you buy this I’m dragging you

[idle fjord]

Habibi

We have to keep the bubble growing

[idle fjord]

BUY!?

FUCK NO

[edgy wraith]

Lol razer synapse resource usage says hi

[idle fjord]

Make it yourself

[edgy wraith]

🥶😭

[idle fjord]

It's just projecting light in a tube

It ain'

t

that hard

You can already run local LLMs

combine the two into the form factor

[lusty oasis]

vt gen

i made

another coffee

[split lake]

Nice

[fiery flume]

well done skeet

[next jacinth]

Wheres the channel where I can get my sens

[lusty oasis]

stop calling me that reikuro

[edgy wraith]

🤪

[next jacinth]

Did u work in the morning ski

[lusty oasis]

twin open kvk

[next jacinth]

Im at work

🙁

[tiny tree]

voltaic

[lusty oasis]

no i havent gotten to do any work on my car yet

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-silly-tongue-horse-tongue-horse-silly-gif-11018268193256850941

[next jacinth]

What do u drive

[lusty oasis]

dont have the part in 😔

[next jacinth]

Lets see a pic

One of my rims is bent

Been driving with bent rim for months....

[lusty oasis]

07 f250 6.0,, and my moms car(that im fixing) is an 05 lexus rx330

[agile lily]

I drive an automobile

[fiery flume]

I’m surprised you can drive ski

[next jacinth]

Gheez you're a country boy

[edgy wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-caption-bleh-tongue-panko-gif-1324790683347915631

[next jacinth]

19 volvo s60

Thats basically my mom's car

[idle fjord]

scary snow

driving is terrifying and I ahte doing it

Cant wait to get to actually use public transit

🙏

[agile lily]

@ Rainbolt
Doxx him

[split lake]

https://x.com/thegalox_/status/2007988208135704635?s=46

Anthony (@TheGalox_)

Samsung’s new gaming monitor lineup is incredible

• World’s first 6K 3D gaming monitor

• World’s first 1,040hz monitor

• World’s first 6K gaming monitor

Plus Samsung’s first 5K gaming monitor and a new 4K 240hz OLED gaming monitor

X · Jan 5, 2026, 1:31 AM

1040hz

[fiery flume]

is it oled

[idle fjord]

you know not

be fr

[agile lily]

World’s first 6k gaming monitor
Also

World’s first 6k gaming monitor

[fiery flume]

don’t care then

[next jacinth]

No gpu can run these

[split lake]

Mine can

[agile lily]

But 3D

👻

[next jacinth]

Try playing cyberpunk path tracing in 6k

[split lake]

My 1660ti got that

[fiery flume]

1 frame per minute

[agile lily]

In 3D

🔥

[split lake]

1 frame every now and then

[fiery flume]

1 frame per business day

[agile lily]

1 frame per gpu

Bought

[fiery flume]

1 frame

it’s a still image

[agile lily]

1

[fiery flume]

pc off

goodnight computer

[agile rune]

Som guy will buy the 6k monitor just to play 1328x760

[edgy wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gear-5-gear-5-luffy-laugh-joy-boy-gif-15168686089569781521

[idle fjord]

joy boy

[split lake]

That would be me icl

[edgy wraith]

Yes the sun god nika

😩 i love one piece

[idle fjord]

I know what you are.

[fiery flume]

1 piece

[lusty oasis]

couldn't be further from the truth

[idle fjord]

Wearing grey sweatpants

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-gen-v-gen-v-episode-8-generation-v-gen-v-homelander-gif-14421663079625917981

[lusty oasis]

what does this mean😭

i'm scared

[idle fjord]

nvm then

[lusty oasis]

what are you calling me

[fiery flume]

what are they

[agile lily]

Discordian?

🔥

[idle fjord]

It's a meme

[lusty oasis]

discordian

i know what you are

[idle fjord]

About women liking dudes in grey sweatpants

[lusty oasis]

oh gg no women do NOT like me

[idle fjord]

😭

[lusty oasis]

dudes do🔥

[idle fjord]

Based.

Well

[fiery flume]

not surprised

[idle fjord]

Maybe based

[lusty oasis]

i got a big truck to attract dudes

[next jacinth]

Lexus needs a wash

[lusty oasis]

big loud truck makes the dudes show up

[next jacinth]

😭😭😭

[edgy wraith]

https://fxtwitter.com/valorantleaksen/status/2008610761233625222?s=46

ewww wth

VALORANT Leaks & News (@VALORANTLeaksEN)

S26A1 Battlepass - Titles // #VALORANT

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FxTwitter · Jan 6, 2026, 6:44 PM

[next jacinth]

Do you wear a red flannel

[lusty oasis]

hasn't ran in a while so it will but no time soon

[lusty oasis]

i'm not a lumberjack💔

[idle fjord]

Flannel hits tho

SKi

[agile lily]

67

[idle fjord]

Let's go clothes shopping

[lusty oasis]

u not wrong but i dont dress like that

[idle fjord]

I want some new rings

[next jacinth]

Now I have to do job applications.....

[idle fjord]

Pray you make it past round 1 gang

[edgy wraith]

Flannels are a lesbians choice of shirt i would know

[next jacinth]

I made it a final round last year but bombed it

[idle fjord]

😭

Bears cant have shit no more

[edgy wraith]

😭🤣

[agile lily]

67

[idle fjord]

67

I love 67

[next jacinth]

67

[idle fjord]

My brother thought it would annoy me

So I just started saying it back to him

https://tenor.com/view/67-gif-8575841764206736991

[edgy wraith]

8 9

[fiery flume]

that’s how they get you

[idle fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-grinch-8-9-six-seven-67-gif-13131809235747675050

[idle fjord]

Lil bih called me unc for it

💀

[lusty oasis]

dis the shit i b rockin

[idle fjord]

canvas shoes

[idle fjord]

so you listen to $B$?

[lusty oasis]

no💔

[lusty oasis]

they're leather

[idle fjord]

You look like you do

I'm sorry

[edgy wraith]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6jEd6eNFlIg?si=5Uw000oPhVgCyMXs oouch lol

[lusty oasis]

i listen to overtonight and ptv

[idle fjord]

look comfy af tho

[lusty oasis]

i fw the comfort

aight which one do u not fw

[fiery flume]

whatever you say snow leopard

[rose night]

https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210

[lusty oasis]

don't rose react my shit

[idle fjord]

They're fine choices

Just not my cup of tea

[idle fjord]

61

tbh

This year

I gotta define my style

[lusty oasis]

son😭

[idle fjord]

'25 was all over the place

Maybe once I lock in some new tattoos

I'll decide

kinda feeling that eboy aesthetic

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-suicideboys-scrim-dancing-ruby-da-chery-g59-gif-14787970074919740005

[idle fjord]

im so glad they stopped doing phonk

🙏

[rose night]

was hitting 120-160 on finals 🥹

second i get good streaming onto my laptop its over fr

[lusty oasis]

idk what i wanna do this year

[sour totem]

joey can you get nem on rivals

[fiery flume]

cut your hair

[lusty oasis]

its about the length i wanted it to get to, i might,, bc i was gonna donate it

[edgy wraith]

https://fxtwitter.com/valorintel/status/2008588904220553701?s=46 omg these are so nice

Valorant News (@ValorINTEL)

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FxTwitter · Jan 6, 2026, 5:18 PM

[fiery flume]

good ending

[split lake]

https://x.com/exec_sum/status/2008291956955508805?s=46

Exec Sum (@exec_sum)

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X · Jan 5, 2026, 9:38 PM

[lusty oasis]

it might make some persons life a little better to have it yfm

but i wont ever have it short

[idle fjord]

Growing long hair is scary

Idk how people do it

[lusty oasis]

scary?

[idle fjord]

Yes

[lusty oasis]

how so

[idle fjord]

Im used to buzzcuts and fades

I started growing my shit

Locs

And I feel my hair on my neck'

[fiery flume]

hair jumpscare

[idle fjord]

And sometimes in front of my eyes

jumpscaring me and shit

[edgy wraith]

Bro over here posting about of in a pub discord community wth 😂

[lusty oasis]

LMFAOO

[idle fjord]

I SHED!?

[lusty oasis]

i thought u were a bot

[idle fjord]

I never did this before

[sour totem]

Wild assumptions to be made

[lusty oasis]

a whole dread fell off bros head he talm bout i shed?? mf u r DYING

[fiery flume]

lowkey same

[sour totem]

mfer saw a woman + new badge and went "yep bot"

[compact whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1455549134693208268/1456562588128247970/attachment.gif

[sour totem]

😭

[lusty oasis]

i just assume most ppl with the little clover thing are bots

esp bc this mf put like 3 links b2b

[sour totem]

mfer how else people gonna join

[next jacinth]

Huh

[sour totem]

???

[next jacinth]

Celtics fans are bots to ski

[lusty oasis]

MOST OF THE TIME SOMEONE HAS TS THEY ARE A BOT

LMFAOOAO

like

or rage baiting

[edgy wraith]

Bots dont have nitro profiles 😂 😭😂

[sour totem]

THAT'S CAUSE YOU SIT IN GEN CHAT

[ashen fern]

joey getting better fps than me

ggs

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798500008793079840/1402405183950164101/caption.gif

[lusty oasis]

what does that have to do with em

[sour totem]

GEN CHAT IS THE WORST CHAT IN THIS DISCORD

[lusty oasis]

,me

[lusty oasis]

its the most fun

[next jacinth]

Who wants to sell me their 4090 for $1

[idle fjord]

Not a loc

[fiery flume]

take it back

[idle fjord]

Just

loose strands

[lusty oasis]

whole loc

[idle fjord]

I'd cry if I lost a whole loc

[sour totem]

I mean

'some do

[edgy wraith]

Yeah if the account was stolen

[fiery flume]

whatever you say chatgpt

[lusty oasis]

yeah no thats just not true any acc can get stolen lmfao,, esp ones w nitro bc they almost 100% have a cc linked

[next jacinth]

Linking your cc to discord....

[lusty oasis]

but yeah i just assumed u were a bot or otherwise not real idk

[idle fjord]

You can get nitro with orbs

[sour totem]

I'm gonna link my cc to kvks

[idle fjord]

btw

Some sellers farm orbs on accounts

[lusty oasis]

ik that why i said almost

[idle fjord]

Since you can autounlock all of them

[sour totem]

Guys

what do I eat for dinner

[lusty oasis]

i have had nitro many times but i just get gifter

[sour totem]

I only have 2 options

[lusty oasis]

gifted

[rose night]

it had ray tracing on and high settings

[sour totem]

I either make some bbq burgers or I have some pasta

[fiery flume]

who wants nitro

[idle fjord]

tell us the options

[fiery flume]

I can gift to 3 people

[idle fjord]

BBQ BURGER

BBQ

[rose night]

looked beautiful and played amazing

[idle fjord]

BBQ BUBERS

[lusty oasis]

bbq burger

[sour totem]

do I have to write my name on my thighs for it

[fiery flume]

no

I’d prefer you don’t

[sour totem]

I'm good then

give it someone else

[rose night]

maybe but i wouldnt try

[fiery flume]

ok?? you can write your name if you like?

[rose night]

game too annoying

[lusty oasis]

LMFAOOOO

[fiery flume]

wtf

[sour totem]

Oh wait sorry

[lusty oasis]

what do i have to do

[sour totem]

Meant to be your name*

I'm a lil eepy

[fiery flume]

plz

[lusty oasis]

"you are not EEPY motherfucker you are 24"

[fiery flume]

I have 3 nitro gifts to give

just take them

someone

[sour totem]

Sorry man I can't

[lusty oasis]

dont those have to be like

to new ppl

[fiery flume]

no

[edgy wraith]

Honestly i am too skeptical and cynical to be hacked lol i dont click on links i dont trust

[sour totem]

I am bound by honor to do a proper transaction

[fiery flume]

fine

write my name

on your fucking leg

and take the code

[lusty oasis]

i got called schizophrenic or smt for not clicking links in here

[sour totem]

Sorry I can't right now I don't have a sharpie

[edgy wraith]

😂

[sour totem]

you can pay in advance tho

[lusty oasis]

send me dat

[ashen fern]

BROOOO

WHAT GPU

joey soloing me in everything now bruh

[spiral panther]

https://diep.io?s=atl-fc83e7c455d1cbec.diep.io:12053&g=4teams&l=0x3

click on this link for free robux

[edgy wraith]

Never click tinyurl or bit.ly links fer sure

[fiery flume]

you have to be the worst business man

[ashen fern]

he not beating me in minesweeper tho

[sour totem]

business woman*

Just give me the code

[fiery flume]

oh

[stuck drum]

@hollow basalt

[sour totem]

click on the fucking link bro

[lusty oasis]

i dont click shit at all</3

[fiery flume]

plz don’t write my name my partner will execute me

[lusty oasis]

shoots u witha gun

[sour totem]

Yeah no thanks I'm good

[fiery flume]

thanks

[lusty oasis]

reiku lemme get nitro bae

[fiery flume]

ok

[lusty oasis]

luh u

[sour totem]

Your partner has no sense of humour though

😔

[lusty oasis]

thats not nice

he called ur bihh unfunny reikuro

[hollow basalt]

Wrath need a carry again?

[fiery flume]

nah she actually probably wouldn’t care I’m just being hyperbolic

[stuck drum]

he does

@spiral panther

[spiral panther]

?

[sour totem]

I think calling the partner a bitch is crazier LMAO

[fiery flume]

@lusty oasis 11 mutual friends and no fq from you

ok bro

[fiery flume]

you know what

[edgy wraith]

https://fxtwitter.com/valorintel/status/2008588904220553701?s=46 yo imm drop another 100$ on a bundle if this shit goes hard

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FxTwitter · Jan 6, 2026, 5:18 PM

[fiery flume]

get fucked

[edgy wraith]

Please have a vandal skin

[sour totem]

are you just going to keep reposting this

are you sure you're not a bot

this is like 3rd time

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bluter-komaru-komarunastule-gif-22903925

[lusty oasis]

idk man u shouldnt call twins bihh unfunny

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bluter-komaru-komarunastule-gif-22903925

[graceful sable]

@formal bluff will lyk

[sour totem]

god the hien in wine red is so nice

[lusty oasis]

shoutout red mousepads

[edgy wraith]

Yeah until people agree that the shit is fire lol 😂

[graceful sable]

wanted the orange for the mouse matching

but red is so preetty

[fiery flume]

hien my beloved

[graceful sable]

it was also 40 euros cheaper than the orange

[edgy wraith]

Like come on this is a new reveal man and im excited as hell 😂

[lusty oasis]

also i never added u bc u hate me

[sour totem]

Everyone here has had the fun drained out of valorant

you're asking the wrong crowd

cool skin yay games still shit

[formal bluff]

oh nice :3

[graceful sable]

I think I'd have way more fun in val if I wasn't absolutely horrible

[sour totem]

HA

HAHAH

HEHEHEHHEHEHE

It's worse.

Like unironically it's worse

[idle fjord]

jade!

Hope on the finals

[hollow basalt]

@little eagle me

[sour totem]

I can hope on it later bro

[crisp forge]

literally 0 fun to be had in that game

[lusty oasis]

REAL SAME

[hollow basalt]

[graceful sable]

I'm plat man...

[crisp forge]

idk why ppl play it

[lusty oasis]

id looove val if i wasnt so fucking bad at it

[sour totem]

I will say the game is fun though,k I find it fun I do but it just does not get better at a higher elo/when you're better

[graceful sable]

cs is horrible

[graceful sable]

idc about the elo I'm just bad lmaoo

[crisp forge]

both are shit

[lusty oasis]

i joined those mfs earlier and first game on i wen 0-7

[spiral panther]

play deadlock

[crisp forge]

comparing dogshit to catshit like

[graceful sable]

I'd just be happier if I was hitting shots

[fiery flume]

ok nvm discord just flat out took away the 3 nitro gifts thing I had

[sour totem]

in fact it's probably more annoying cause you're forced to watch the worse plays in existence

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-slow-down-gif-15475434160014558267

[fiery flume]

wtf

[graceful sable]

and like what else but cs2 and val

[edgy wraith]

Oh dawn still here omg

[sour totem]

wow what a fucking scammer

[hollow basalt]

Im a val player now...

[fiery flume]

I never even used it

[lusty oasis]

oh it was all just a ploy to get on my friends list

[crisp forge]

starcraft 2

[lusty oasis]

u couldve just asked shawty

[spiral panther]

bruh just say ur suicidal

[agile lily]

Sorry i took them

[fiery flume]

nah get unadded

[graceful sable]

I'd rather play league

ngl

[lusty oasis]

oh u hate me

[sour totem]

Are you the good plat or the bad plat

[crisp forge]

ya you fucking riotslop lover

[flat fog]

x_x

[sullen ravine]

league is good :/

[graceful sable]

idk bro I'm like new

[fiery flume]

blocked + reported

[graceful sable]

I'm level 48

probably bad plat

[hollow basalt]

Not very often alot of cornballs in this server...

Lol

[sour totem]

shi you gonna pass me in rank in no time at that pace

you got it gang

[fiery flume]

Riven: league is good :/

[lusty oasis]

loved + cared for

[sullen ravine]

Reikuro: Riven: league is good :/

[graceful sable]

doubtful with my recent performanecs

[sour totem]

I just a lowly ascendant man you're fine

[graceful sable]

it is but I just haven't played in so long

I'm washed

[fiery flume]

league is good btw

[lusty oasis]

leag*e

[fiery flume]

don’t listen tot he haters

[graceful sable]

boy

[edgy wraith]

Its just how gaming community is in 2026 rt zzz

[graceful sable]

there is 2 whole ranks

[fiery flume]

play league

[graceful sable]

till I can even see asc

[sullen ravine]

yeah play league

[sour totem]

it's only one rank

[lusty oasis]

malice in the way u said this

[graceful sable]

plat1 is barely plat

[crisp forge]

including you

[lusty oasis]

yall high rank mfs my ass is iron 2

[graceful sable]

im ngl

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bluter-komaru-komarunastule-gif-22903925

[sour totem]

The classic downplay of achievements I see

[lusty oasis]

i got a loooong ways to go

[graceful sable]

I think just buying spectre

[sour totem]

good method good method

[graceful sable]

and hard running it

gets you out of iron

[lusty oasis]

LMFAO

[graceful sable]

press w and mouse1

[agile lily]

Woah rare pfp change moment

[lusty oasis]

i dont have any time on the game

[sour totem]

girl*

please be accurate

.<

[lusty oasis]

my issue is that im bad at that whole like formula of shooter

[crisp forge]

i change it like every year or so

[lusty oasis]

so i j dont play it rly

[graceful sable]

it doesnt have the same punch

[hollow basalt]

Im the only dewormed human in here..

[sour totem]

girl...

[crisp forge]

i swap between larp and gay anime shit

[hollow basalt]

And sometimes @maiden pawn

[graceful sable]

opened my eyes

🙏

[sour totem]

I just think of kratos when boy is said

[agile lily]

Use the term femoid

Then

[crisp forge]

depending on how i be feeling

[lusty oasis]

foid 🔥

[sour totem]

😭

[next copper]

[sour totem]

I got the tech

[crisp forge]

this me btw

[idle fjord]

Man

Valorant got me fucked up

[edgy wraith]

Oh no 4channers detected life rejected

[idle fjord]

I keep looking at the ground

[edgy wraith]

😭😂

[sour totem]

how

[idle fjord]

Dont micro

[sour totem]

just look not at the ground

?

[idle fjord]

jade

im chronically stupid

[crisp forge]

chill on the chan

[sour totem]

are you the type of person to look at the floor when walking too

[crisp forge]

i come from the chan i met chief keef

[idle fjord]

Yes.

Im very clumsy

[sour totem]

Sigh

[lusty oasis]

the chan 😭 son

[idle fjord]

I got big ass feet

[graceful sable]

deathmatch

😭

stop hitting kovaaks for val I pray and beg

[idle fjord]

Death match makes me want to eat my hands.

[sour totem]

He is not ready for the matches to the death

[fiery flume]

omg chief kief chan ~

[crisp forge]

police steady watching me

[sour totem]

NO.

[crisp forge]

everyday they clocking me

[sour totem]

HOW DARE YOU RIP ME AWAY FROM MY PRIDE AND JOY

[idle fjord]

@lusty oasis $40

[crisp forge]

red alert

[graceful sable]

this game is 90% crosshair placement

[lusty oasis]

LMFAOAOOAOAO

[edgy wraith]

Nah its a breeding ground of parasites 💀

[sour totem]

LIES AND BEWITCHMENT

[graceful sable]

might even be 95

[crisp forge]

armed and dangerous yk i keep that glock on me

[agile lily]

They breed?

[spiral panther]

aura

[idle fjord]

Death match gives me valorant dysphoria because like

[graceful sable]

hit kovaaks just not for val

😭

[idle fjord]

Everyone is so much better

[crisp forge]

and discord isnt?

[lusty oasis]

meow

[idle fjord]

And I'm like

[sour totem]

Idk man

[idle fjord]

Eating shit

[graceful sable]

meow

[sour totem]

some of the mfers in this rank need to hit the vaaks

cause they can't point and click

[idle fjord]

Plus I have pooor attention use

[sullen ravine]

i dont think so tbh

[sour totem]

acting like they got a 50pound mouse

[lusty oasis]

fw u niece

[graceful sable]

I'm 99% sure you are just watching feet

[idle fjord]

Since I look away right as I die

[graceful sable]

and thats why

[idle fjord]

It's exactly why

I'm under no dillusions on what's my issue

[graceful sable]

you know the boxes

[lusty oasis]

nothing wrong with that tho lets not shame anybody 🙏

[idle fjord]

I'm upset I'm not good but I'm not putting the time in to fix that

[graceful sable]

they tend to be head height

[sour totem]

your user doesn't make sense.

Meow but-

HM.

[idle fjord]

I know

[fiery flume]

breeding ground for giga chads

[graceful sable]

I'm not kink shaming

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[graceful sable]

feet aim is method outlaw tends to snap to head if ur moving while aiming at feet

[crisp forge]

4chan user

[graceful sable]

idk how and why

[crisp forge]

right here

4chan user and proud

[lusty oasis]

my fault

[fiery flume]

idk who this person is but I don’t like their attitude

[lusty oasis]

twin got the feet method i was not familiar w ur game

[fiery flume]

first they come in calling tyler1 an incel

[agile lily]

If u aim with feet dm viet

[fiery flume]

now they’re attacking 4chan

is it fucking 2016

[crisp forge]

woah how is tyler1

[graceful sable]

the guy with a wife and kid?

[crisp forge]

an incel

[lusty oasis]

viet mentioned

[crisp forge]

😭

[fiery flume]

exactly

[edgy wraith]

that's why 99% of them don't shower and look like an advertisement blimp? xD

[sour totem]

chat why do I do if my dog keeps clawiing me

[graceful sable]

almost lost game to a dude aiming with feet on stream

[agile lily]

Its meta to say theyre an incel but got lucky

Now

[idle fjord]

Okay real talk

[fiery flume]

you’re fighting ghosts

do you know that

[agile lily]

Dont you know?

[idle fjord]

How often do you guys shower?

[lusty oasis]

the humble microwave

[idle fjord]

If yous ay more than 3x a week and don't work blue collar

[graceful sable]

claw it back

[idle fjord]

You shower too much

[lusty oasis]

neva neva neva

[graceful sable]

wallah

[sour totem]

she likes that

[idle fjord]

Pick her ass up

[agile lily]

At least 5x a week
I work in a law firm

Shower

[crisp forge]

is this not discord users?

[agile lily]

Lmk if i shower too much

[graceful sable]

bite it

[crisp forge]

like icl discord users be way fucking fatter than 4chan users

[idle fjord]

Oh.

[crisp forge]

a lot of 4chan users skinny asf

[idle fjord]

Not enough

[fiery flume]

honestly prob true

[crisp forge]

like anorexic skinny

[idle fjord]

greasy hair band kids

[crisp forge]

IS THIS NOT DISCORD THOUGH????

[sour totem]

Uh

[crisp forge]

like

[sour totem]

Too big

She big dawg

Very big dawg

[crisp forge]

talking down on the chan

while you on discord

like

[fiery flume]

can I pet that dawg

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-mod-legofghhg-retrojosh3-gif-10223256956820353189

[idle fjord]

Put butter on her head

https://tenor.com/view/butta-dawg-dog-with-the-butta-butta-dog-i-put-the-butter-on-him-the-dog-with-the-butter-butter-dog-gif-19244197

[sour totem]

yes

she will jump onto you

and give you a lot of kisses

[fiery flume]

😄

[sour totem]

Also her nails need to be trimmed so expect some scratches LMAO

[edgy wraith]

discord isn't a place you go to circle jerk your incelibate theories though lol XD

[crisp forge]

YES IT IS

[fiery flume]

you’ve been rage baited by the internet

you’re brain washed

[edgy wraith]

no its not lol

[sour totem]

@graceful sable I still feel the need to call out how your username and your display name do not match.

[crisp forge]

theres so many incel discords what

😭

[edgy wraith]

incels just happen to put the shit on discord 99% of them eventually end up banned