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breath
same
Bad peak
Thats probably the most common issue whenever you feel like youโre dying insta
Improper peaking tech
we believe in you goat
OpDot
Small white crosshair
i mean like in valorant ๐ฑ
I cheated on my wife so she would cry more when I beat her
how do i make my peek wetter
ethanol ๐ค
Interesting
@formal bluff are you zylo x2
do you approve of my decision
Not exactly but
Good ol UK tech
Hitting your significant other is only good with consent
Ol reliable
You should not be abusing your significant other!
What if its consented non consent
Like
you are not even in a relationship ๐ค
I do not shame
she consented the moment she set eyes on me ๐
โHey honey Im giving you consent to just beat me out of no where so I can try and parry you like assassins creedโ
Aura
@idle kelp do you consent
beating ppl up is weird
i just said methanol bc it sounds similar
this is like 50abv
and i had like 6 cherries already
and a shot of vanilla bourbon
is that high or low
no but i will be fine
i dont drink
Its up there
tf is a shot
i think the most that's really sold is like 60%abv
like an ounce
Standard beer is like 10%
yeah from 5-10
she likes it so much she eventually stops resisting
yes
????
tweaker chat
is she still conscious at that moment
and then you dominate ๐งโ๐พ
what
I'm not a licensed doctor yet
True love
so like
what we talkin about
beating up our wives
@hollow basalt
thats why mine left
only ogs will know
:(
don't you have multiple
what a bum
Wife used summon skill and now Im in standoff with her summons
yeah i have replacements for when one manages to escape
bro i switched to cloth again today and i already wanna switch back to cloth
i wanna track
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1 2 2
wrong reply
1 2 2
Peanut butter jelly time guy got killed in a police standoff, never forget
where can i find spreadsheet for benchmarks?
@next copper help help
wtf my theme has 26 downloads
wtf am i watching
what was that app when he woke up 
aech ppl are actually downloading my theme ๐ญ
Dream life
it's a website you aren't meant to know
day in the life of a 23 yo jobminimizer
meow
oh i may know
I'll never be employed personally
bro
me and my old irl friend groupo
used to play football together
and there was this guy
when he was on the bench
he always used to watch that website
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even when he was resting
Isnt that normal age tho, thats when I first saw it
Theres always that one weird guy in class
i had classmates in highschool who just did it in the middle of every class
IM NOT 13???
????
wat doess this mean
They pulled the pork mid lecture?!?!?!
yeah
?
hi 67axo
Nothing was done? ๐ญ
86cm / 800 dpi / 107ow fov / x2h crazylight / zero soft / 1440p
I am getting #1 again soon.
the crosshair
they were banned from math classes
permanently
but thats it
but how translate....
guys is platinum a good rank
is that a good sign
chat
i was going to add batch download
BARDOZ HOLY SHIT BRO
or am i never good enough
its above avg
YOU ARE INSANE
but im too lazy
Just math classes? ๐ญ
when you go in your crosshair settings
first row 1
yeah never good enough
YESSS
also im thinking about redesign
vt gen moving quick today
LMFAOOOO
chud crosshair...
the other professors didnt care
there's one who literally started class, turned laptop on, opened browser and it was on the hub
they tell campfire stories about bro
Pro gooners ig
no shot they didnt get clowned the entire year
Top 500 on jerkmate takes dedication
0;P;h;0;0l;2;0o;1;0a;1;0f;0;1b;0
same one guy used to do it sitting right next to me in the front
theres a classmate of ours who literally came at the back of a school bus and cleaned his hands on the left curtains
cheating
What type of schools
my class was so unhinged
private schools
dude private schools have the wildest stuff happening
oh yeah my private school was wilding tf out
we had a girl nearly die in 8th grade LOL
how much is an ounce again
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not all but some
i dared her to dangle from outside of the 3rd story window and she actually did it
fuck is the point of paying for private then
what
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?
international schooling for me
for a moment i thought i was gonna need to testify in court as an accessory to murder
Ahh
my hs wasnt that crazy but idk i didnt rly talk w ppl there so
ggs
โAccessoryโ DAWG YOU WERE THE CAUSE
IT WAS A SILLY DARE
maybe like once a month thered be an ambulance idk what for though
like uhhh
idfk twin ur asking too much
a fuckin little bit
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ โsillyโ
im sniping ur top 3....
โYea I dared my friend to stand on a chair and pose with a rope round his neckโ like
theres also multiple times where sleepovers would turn into just chugging vodka and someone would always end up foaming at the mouth and unconscious
me next me next me next
Okay yea thats pretty normal
Overdoses were common at my school
Lil xan wannabes type shi
@full escarp are you a true female
i was the babysitter bc i dont like drinking alcohol ๐ญ
the things i saw
i remember someone brought a gun to school and shot the trash bins for fun
what does this even mean
Lore ig
Bro???
tf going on in sleepovers bru
female since birth (i need it for a friend to prove him wrong)
haha yeah one guy had an actual full auto btw
what is the trick behind eddiets.
it was a draco iirc
crazy this run had even higher potential lol
Be water, flow
but he never brought it to class
do you live in chicago bro
tell ur friend I'm optimus prime with 30 doses of estrogen
Hii artemis
i will try
okay so he lying
nah he had snaps with it
wait a second
? You just want him to bring a full auto to school???
are you me
no but yk what i mean
hiya
ppl be saying they have shit they dont
Yea ig fair
full autos are like big no no you will 100% get arrested for bragging if you have one and you do have one
are you kitten me
i got a fully automatic belt fed rpg
unless youre an sot ofc
sea of thieves๐ฅ
fr
one of the students father was in organized crime
massive pb
had a kid shot in the knee for messing with his son
nah special occupation taxpayer
that mf was a bum though
is there any LoL player here
ud smell them
outside of your sot tax of course
i forgot if destructive devices are under nfa though
but those are the one things you cant buy if youre sot its another process
yo
surely there is at least 1 LoL player here that doesn't want to admit it
can somone help me with my sensitivity
The run literally before this I was 1891 pace at 10s left
I am 100% breaking 1950 in the very near future
Yep I think so
chat
theres also pre ban shit but were they even making dracos pre ban
unc still got it
there isn't enough drink
did century even exist
in the world to bring her back
pre ban
Facial spa thing would go hard rn
if you claim drinking hasn't fixed your problem it shows you haven't drank enough
i believe in you king
Hallo!! Guys!!!
Washing face
Hello
How is all!
Headache
๐จ
Ikr
Das not good! ๐ฟ
oh century did exist pre ban huh
Im sayin
Hope oyuo feel better! ๐
A firm pressure massage would hit rn
I love Massages!
forever detective in my heart
someone spot me 40k so i can buy a pre ban ar lower
Hallo!!!! Mira I think!
I remember the Z!
How you doing!
1 billion dollars or dinner with z
Does anybody here play Quake Live?
holy
oh my komaru
someone log on my acct and get me plat eddiets ty
This cat looks ridiculous
i don't think i'll ever drink enough bro i need it to take me
chill on komaru
curious not ridiculous
she is a wonderful cat
Guys for LG duels should I play 20 minutes or 30 Minutes?
filled with joy
30!
play cpma
I try to do 30 Minutes but it's hard sometimes!
Wat is Cpma Duels?
The official site for the Quake 3 modification Challenge ProMode Arena and the Challenge Quake 3 engine. Download the latest version and read more about it here.
i like static
Server: EaSY
POV: Various
Map: q3tourney3
Gametype: Duel
Free:
[sk.Kane]
[sk.ParAcydE]
Spectators:
eze
Submitted by theafth
Rendered at 2560x1440 @ 60fps
Demo filename: para_kane_t3.dm_68
Created automatically at IGMDb: http://www.igmdb.org/?page=render
no
its better
Submitted by testingyo
Rendered at 1920x1080 @ 30fps
Demo filename: rat-vs-ZeRo4(MVD)-cpm3-2002.11.29-21.40.17.dm_68
Created automatically at IGMDb: http://www.igmdb.org/?page=render
ass
this duel better
not even tracking
ya rhat duel kinda sucks icl
I just want to playing Tracking!
not on a good map
LG Duels! ๐
so called โquake playersโ when theyre forced to play anything else besides lg duels
I just want to track! ๐ ๐
Track gooder
literally wtf
HAL9000 vs Nzr0 gods of CPM duel play aerowalk
its right to have some 60FPS cpm demos on here
Submitted by 1993
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Demo filename: hal9kvsnzr0o.dm_68
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dude hal was so good
he still crazy
lg duels have spread to roblox rivals
soap is so op
"comp" roblox rivals players do lg now ๐ญ
its cooked
what settings do i do for amd so i don't have ouchie wowwaa lag
damn
quake is truly dead bru
no one rly active on duels anymore you have to set them up
drove 13 hours today, 3 hours left
i know these roads tho
rivals lg lol
got pulled over in new orleans cuz i accidentally pulled in an unmarked 1 way and turned around
1 mile from the place we were staying
Yo dudes,
I asked HAL for a demo, this is what he gave me. :D
I'll probably mess with the config in the future to see what looks best, anyway hope you enjoy. gg cu
@supple summit W bug abuse (the boss is enraged btw)
hi snow
hal was genuinely a menace he was the king von of quake
Son
We know who u are now
paying an attorney to get ts knocked down from 1 way violation just so the points arent on my license and my insurance doesnt go up, but its gonna cost the same either way
no
saves me more long term tho
was scrolling and found this gem
Just out of curiosity
Hourly?
Or whats the arrangement
If you want to share
If not ill drop it
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like ending a duel 52-10 against a good player is like
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also 2 ppl did the same exact thing while i was pulled over and they stopped writing my ticket and running my info to help them turn around
im between 2 local attorneys rn idk yet
@sea
thats arcaea
Wasss
popcorn enjoyer ๐
hi ski
What happens if i become celestial snake track
yo
u really have to be masochistic to get celestial popcorn
then u
guilderv2
u become guilder
shoutout guilder
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Drew#grindtsk
U WILL BECOME GUILDER
umm you get celestial on snake track!
@proud hatch luv u bae
then become celestial static
My static isnt even gm
thats just excuse
my tracking is so bad
omg
am stuck plat cause tracking wont go up
i have been plat for 3 days alr
Hey guys! How's the new year treating yall ?
not great
i feel kinda static guys
this year static year
why does ur sheet look like this
Why not
Oh do you mean the
theme
This is exvel
ye
Or however u call it
oh
help who
KovaaK's community benchmark tracker, with support for all major community benchmarks.
use sheet like goat lol
i am in ๐คฉ
How do I link my Kovaaks acc to Voltaic benchmarks?
Do people actually like mustard
first to dm gets nitro
Honey mustard is the only good mustard
holy shit i thought u were like goated
mustart?
is this real
๐
idk I dmed him the second he sent it
why
lets see if its real
oh tragic
Give my nitro
Mustard just tastes bad icl
@south parcel im not a masochist i swear
i got
no bruh
cap
yk u can just not be first
b180 is fine
but pasu and popcorn
i was first
Scams
eww
hey
LET ME HELP YOU
Worst condiment oat
wass
Like not even a single molecule of mustard
Never do
GO VOLTAIC SITE
hot Sause is better
then??\
Top 5 best condiments
1.Siracha
2.Mayo
3.Soy sauce
4.Wasabi
5.Ketchup
ok
UNDER MY PROFILE
Sweet soy sauce is fire
wasabi are we dead ahh
1 soy sauce
Idk about wasabi
rest doesnt matter
Its goated
Itโs aight
where is it bro
ig
its not under my profile
Not as bad as mustard
Kreeeizzzyyy
add me
its not under my profile
I remember telling my teacher I didnt want mustard on my hot dog in like 2nd grade and he said โidcโ and put it on anyways
honey mustard is goated
Balllllright
The only good variation bro
Sometimes its terrible too
As long as itโs mustard
u can add soysauce and honey to mustard
Itโll always be mustard
and it starts tasting ok
ZOOMIN
why do ppl take roblox seriously bru
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pluh should of beat his ahh
Nothing
thats insane.
We still do
Im the pluhs pluh
we're almost half way done..
i dropped out to go pro in fort
nah more ppl take roblox comp seriously now
41 min- helllllllll na
rivals is now seen as a โserious competitive gameโ
go swipe atp
and not a game made for little kids
rivals is in shambles
with shitreg
roblox one?
genuinely like
ya
xd
the world is ending
nah
My little brother is addicted to rivals bro
some people spend 1.5+ hours clearing m19/20 dungeons
wtf is roblox comp
and i got your other ping sorry. uhhh if u wanna screw around on a marksman ill let ya. i just gotta get details together
is cheating easy asf on rblx again
Yes
i havent checked in rly since byfron
it always was
alr
nah byfron stopped shit for a bit
it always was
oh so ppl dma now
i played deathball
wonderful
might as well do that now while i wait for my brain to work
๐ \
1 out of 3 people I fight in 1s on rivals silent aim
roblox just gone to shit
gotta remember how multiverses works.
pre sure i just mv create nether \ end, and then mvlink the two to the main world
u can just make an aplus account in the login screen and link ur current account
fr ??
Yes
ye thats what i mean
Voltaic cobblemon?!?!?!
Fr
Hey guys! I just completed my kovaak's benchmark and I got gold but when I use the "Getrank" Function it tells me I'm only a "Silver Complete" ? Is that correct, I think i'm missing something.
yes.
Battlefield 6 is sooo bad
i aint played
uhhhh
but bf3 is goat
Slop
lemme do that rq for ya aqua
yall like repo
games aint made the same anymore
before i forget
Bf6 is visually similar to bf3
Add crates pls
i only remembered bc i was checking pings
no not rly
we all know what happened with gamba on the last server
only on firestorm
Itโs gone to a point where people flex cheating clips
On Roblox
And be proud of themselves
Insanity
one of the worst bf3 maps btw
I dont
roblox is cooked bru
Tell me
its ass
Rivals
I only play phantom forces
lmao...its honestly to oppertune to pass up on it but browser gave me a joke
all roblox games suck
Xyzin no..
when your favorite minecraft creator gets a new skin
Phantom forces is peak
An there it is
anyways
ya after they nerfed movement
Another rivals victim
what rank and kd
Down the rabbit hole
had shitty balancing
Hey guys! I just completed my kovaak's benchmark and I got gold but when I use the "Getrank" Function it tells me I'm only a "Silver Complete" ? Is that correct, I think i'm missing something.
Can someone help me out here please ?
had shitreg
uhhh
are you silver comp
and ruined the game
Haven't played in a while sadly
Phantom forces has ranks?
ya its ass
@serene swan do i srs have to re-dl it to check or is it also done on site
levels
levels = ranks
O
Let's all hop on it
scl is dead psure
its bad
thank god
cant even turn off day night cycle anymore
True peak was prime roblox bedwars during pandemic
peak roblox was aegis
Silver comp ?
I did the Kovaak's S5 benchmark and I got 452 Gold. I would assume that would mean I'm a gold rank, no ?
i think u might have to redownload
are you trying to get the complete rank
u have to link the account from in game
fuuuu
or bhop pre wipe
in the login screen somewhere
well its already linked
theres a bunch of buttons on the right
thats what i mean but
o
Type soul peak was fire
Billion With a B
brutal ๐
dude i have no clue how xqc got so rich
I'm trying to get "Gold", this is what my benchmark looks like. Do I need to get every score in gold for it to work ?
https://app.voltaic.gg/mr.executive?benchmark=kovaaks_s5&tier=Novice
@serene swan i hate it here so much lmao
i already uninstalled when i was last on
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that barely pays anything
i gave him a couple B's
make sure its no if you arent gold comp
we chill like that
Iโd send a certain type soul voice message from a certain person but I donโt think itโs allowed in voltaic general
tuff ๐ฅ
like xqc is like the richest streamer even more than trainwrecks psure
hi drunk im dad
and trainwrecks literally farms gambling
Aura
im richer
on grow a garden
i'm so upset
same
kida crazy
minecraft pvpers trying to get into lg did irrepairable damage
this is just the dumbest thing bruh
even on gta v i prob dont have xqc bands
i think aqua has you beat there
has to be grow a garden
nah i got a modded gta acc with a few quadrillion
everyone does at this point
i miss her so bad my body hurts
Balllllright
z u gotta up ur grow a garden game pal
like my brother in christ, its an afk game
back before they patched most recov methods
Ahh I got it, thank you so much. I understand now
so it isnt to far fetched
psure the disconnect internet bug still works though
the solo public lobby?
thats like og legit money method
no you could complete a heist
o
game ded
and when the end cutscene played
disconnect internet
keep the money
and keep the heist mission
gag in the big 2026
grow a garden in the big 26 son
๐
no need to do setups again
whoisaquaRBLX grow a garden tiktoks those who know
interesting
og was bogdan
how much money do you have on gag aqua
new one is the island heist or wtv
angelo osu clip dump when
a few septillion
i abused some bug that gave me game breaking fruit sizes
venezuela economyu
also give me your stream tech
so i just raccoon farmed that
bc its been 3 months of trying stream
this is HIGHKEY why the game died
and im doing something wrong
is 52cm 360 to slow for the s5 benchmarks?
wdym bro
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i havent streamed in months
i am the last person u should be asking that
havent streamed osu* in months
for aether and ground yeh
u guys shouldve tuned into my rv there yet streams
than allow me to ask another question in rebuttle
there will be more probably
hit radiant complete on valorant benchmarks and am using same sence wondering why im being humbledhaha
almost 1 hour in
was there a point when jumping where you actually note lock, if so, best way to get around it
S5 is much harder
i can alt fine
everyone should hop on eve online
And much more boring
And just different skills
high bpm jumps \ patterns i just cant seem to hit
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Vt corp
bc alt
nightclub was better than both on release though
tbh was doing s3 on the app but want sure if that was outddated
issue is nightclub was huge investment
cayo perico
i think u should just not think about it
its fun
you needed a few mils already
would it be ideal to single tap and switch between alt?
I don't find s5 boring
or no
nah
ya
just stick with alting
mm

S3 is really really good
and just repeat it
Idk I just couldnโt get into it
over and over
Like at all
vro vro
farming money
u really should jsut avoid overthinking anything when it comes to osu
bogdan was like 23 mins
Best voltaic season imo
i timed it
i keep getting blown ip
for like 1.1 mil
deserved
me over streaming any bpm <180
It's just a lot of control but I really like some of the scenarios
Telling yall, Pizza hut and dominoes >>> authentic italian pizza
PGT and Aether are really fun
what you dont mean it ๐ฅบ
@supple summit https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/359890#osu/830322 i spammed this map until i got pretty good at aim control
FINGER* control
though yall dont know abt the nightclub recov method
went from averaging C ranks on top diff to getting 97 easily
it aint legit but yk
u should just try the lower diff first
i really want to have an osu! arc
a few quadrillion in an hour
I love it so much
its really addicting once you get the hang of it
i forgot what the max cap you could put in your safe was before you got banned
i would recommend moving the monitor faarrr away if you want to play osu
it was rly high though
its a lot easier to read + you wont get dizzy as much (or at all)
my account is OLD
holy gramps
holy shit
he uses obsidian pros
you play it on mouse/kb right?
yep
yeah i actually started doing this
is gta still fun or nah
no clue
thats when i hit that 1 clip i sent you last in dms
hahahah yeah I have some insane moments like that where I feel veeery old
i move my eyes less
its ok ๐ญ
i heard they added even more broken shit
i aint played in like
rafis is almost 30 years old and he won the world cup recently with his team
7
polska gurom
the game rly becomes unfun when you have an acc that has literally everything in the game
got a nm skin u recommend \ your favorite
even items you cant get legit
last time i played it was on a fivem drift server
the whoisaqua skin ๐
just chillmaxxing
i'll link the updated version after my dungeon..
nah fivem fun asf
icl
bet
but honestly
u can just play with vv idke trail
cant go wrong with that
i use it all the time
i remember in an rp server
any aristia skin
are we still talking osu?
yep
in front of a cop
im just rocking a modified whitecat skin
while we both had glock 18s
with mrekk crashing out when u fail a map ๐ญ
is it still the case that you canโt really compete at the top on mouse/kb?
and a truck filled with drugs
or are there pros using mouse instead of tablets now?
not at all, you should watch my friend decaten, world cup player for USA
they luckily did not search us but bro i was so pissed at him
insanely good at what he does, sometimes better than top players on tablet




