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idk lets test it out
the lion plays static once and gets astra
no i meant if joey really said that
i cant believe it
yeah
banan shooter
banana shooter so peak
drop the clip bro
share the clip bro
not yet i need an actual vid
i think you got the wrong volt tag on bro

target switching into 2026 โค๏ธ
target switching is just static with extra steps
planetside 2 tag hes got the right one on

true
but its way more enjoyable
better than static
games sadly dead
goal for 2026 be skibidi in static
i forgot what they did to ruin it but they did smth
I still hate oshur to this day
nerfing ha and not removing infil
dude i was so excited for the new game the old planetside devs were making
then they said it would be nft based
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also planetside 2 just sucks ass to play as an fps when its just a2g and hesh farmers hour and nobodys pulling antiair
true
ignoring the invisible snipers
with a ton of players it would be better than it is right now
because you don't have to worry about the a2g loser then
a2g is like a punishment for your team not occupying the airspace or playing antiair
but its boring
crazy how the only game where you can have over 200+ player battles with are planetside 1/2
arma is close enough
i think its time for a new planetside 2
there is one game though
i think its called ww2 online or something and is getting a ue5 port
that game was cool
idk exact number of players in one battle but its meant to be giant
planetside 3
planetside 2 was so peak back in the day
tbf it is well deserved at least
bbr wants to be a budget squad
its kinda sad icl
pulled out my oldest most worn pad. it helped alot. its so dry all my pads are speed pads.
honestly bbr shouldnt have 256 players either
also foxhole
it is way way too much for most maps in the game
per server its 120 per side
i wonder if a shit engine like ue5 can handle 300 players at once
depends on the game
somethings tells me it can't despite it being way more recent than planetside 2
for reasons
just the engine itself
like whats the actual limitation
happy new year 2006 guys
prob rly fucking high
source you can get up to 256 i think with some black magic and limiting entities
Happy new year 2016
idk why im saying i think when thats true
U hate everything
i also dont rly know how ue5 handles player entities
fuh naw
no i like my friends :D
i have a feeling its something mega scuffed and would be quite low
idk why
2016 was a good year
planetsides 2 limit... i don't remember
fortnite can support a lot of ppl
Ion remember 2016
@lusty oasis rate tha meal
it was 10 years ago i odnt blame u
iirc the fortnite live events were like a few thousand?
nothing bad happened either
it was just a decent year
nothing ever happens
harambe died
chudmaxxing
hmm okay
if that works without breaking down into lag
I prob watched lego ninjago in 2016, good year
it wont lag unless you load a shit ton of shit for every player
Or maybe it was paw patrol era
I mean tbf the fortnite live events are also a fraction of what would be in a normal game
im assuming for the live events they just load the player model thats it
ya
its all scripted
its one small map and the event itself
no interaction
yeah
i hate paw patrol....
games like eft have such shit servers cause theyre loading so fucking much
servers would probably be a bigger hinderance
but epic games has like infinite money so they can afford the servers
New sucks, old rocks
adventure time>>>
Decent show
and once again rust proves what fucking black magic did you do to get this game to run this well
oh ya i forgot some rust servers have caps of like 2k
dawg i had a plate of fries and an eggroll 5/10 bc its in the bag still
adventure time is woke tho..
woke...
rust is a game that im genuinely just confused how it even works
like how does this game run at all
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nothing evr happens...
apparently fortnite was thinking of 200 player games
That wont be playable
roblox servers can go up to like 700 iirc
but it starts breaking around like 200
less than that
depending on the game 100 starts getting laggy
150 it gets bad
like really bad
unless they upgraded servers sometime in the last couple years which they could have
i mean they prob did seeing as how the playercount spike doesnt seem to nuke servers anymore
and a new "ping update"
which i think is just a visual thing
cause shift f3 still says regular values
when I was a lil jit I was in the military faction community and big events w 100+ people would be so unbearably laggy
aim training is really pissing me off today
roblox is doing a lot more than most game servers so
i mean you quite literally are downloading the game from their servers
im a top aimer and i drink caffeine
grow up open ur eyes
is this why so many facepunch devs work on star citizen now
or used to
nah joking psure its bcs theyre like right next door
bro instantly got mad
no bro
im not fucking w u ๐ญ chill
dont they do something far more mysterious and sinister than 128 tick
a company that rakes in millions from cases every month
yes
because theyre lazy
yes
and valve doesnt want to spend the miniscule increase in price
its because valve anti cheat is impossible to bypass
for better servers
true!!!
no bs sorry for pissing u off but u will have days like that,, probably didnt sleep enough or smt just dont worry tm about it
just go next fr
they host like 0.1% of what valve does
and yeah its free but plenty of people still pay for it
and valve makes 10000x what faceit does
off cs
and valve servers also take care of literally everything else in CS
also you could have 64 tick for everything besides comp and premier
rare day i feel like programming
dont be a pussy double down on the ragebait
hating valve extra rn
dont apologise js keep ragebaiting
no i felt bad
like congrats you now have 10x less servers to make 128 tick
cant feel bad after starting the ragebait ๐
and dont waste it on dm bots
then its just inconsistent
dude he got pissed IMMEDIATELY
i won
and thats usually why my ping is like 50+ compared to every other game
lowkey
i mean sure but so was faceit and premier
faceit isnt official mm tho
like on my servers i get 20 ping on like fortnite but roblox i get like 60 and 70
valve is literally an adult daycare with their work ethic
its just what they want to work on
fortnite servers suck ass too
but comparing it to faceit is kinda a bad argument imo
nothing that needs doing
fn just has like the best servers known to man bro i get like 8 ping on my neighbors wifi
i get it but at the same time just hire 1 tf2 fan to update it
deadlock never getting finished bru
its so easy
deadlock is the only game with a clear focus and even that is falling apart now
they should go the sega route
lol
i avoided getting into deadlock specifically because of vac
find a guy thats a massive tf2 fan and hire them
they say that but realistically its not just what they want to work on
like a big enough fan that also knows how to fix the game
and has done alot to help fix stuff
just keep in mind the state tf2s in and no operation for 4 years in cs2
they probably give raises and bonuses to people who do the work valve actually wants them to do
so everyone does that
valve doesnt need work done
outside of steam
and the hardware division
I feel like tf2 would be in a better state if employees all done whatever they wanted
its hard for us to know but it would be weird if someone is like no do NOT update tf2
cs2 team? okay do NOT make an operation
4 years btw
Valve in 2021 had 336 staff
i would absolutely love to work there if i got an ee degree or just as a dev don't get me wrong
how much steam and hardware though
Idk
but god DAMN
Small team
and how much deadlock
its probably more like "hey guys you get more money if you work on xyz instead of tf2 and CS"
id have to move to seattle though nah

can't win em all
true i guess
though i feel like valves office is one you would actually want to work in
bro what
which might be a first ever
thats like actually a dream job
ya the artist i knew was in turkey
thats why he quit he couldnt accept payments after some point
damn
reminds me of the guy that dressed as scout and went to valves headquarters
valve is certainly a lot better to work in than some companies though
cough cough blizzard
cough cough bungie
we talking game devs though
would you rather have your arms and legs amputated with no anaesthesia or work at activision blizzard as a female
fair enough
hey i know a certain guy that was a game dev at blizzard for 7 years
Lizard king
former
He wasnt even a game dev
grilled meats ๐ฅ
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piratesoftware getting paid to read reddit at blizzard
Yeah
His dad was the real dev or whatever at blizzard
piratesoftware is nepobaby final boss
guys whos gonna finish their game first yandere dev or piratesoftware
cinematic director
Joey
he was also the guy south park based the fat discord mod off of
bros pushing 40 and hes faking his voice still ๐
Lmfao real
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deadahh dude was talented cause now blizzard psure contracts out the cinematics
nah bro he hit a second puberty
Still better than what piratesoftware is
yeah ๐ญ
its cause he got stuff given to him
nah he was good at his job
chat why tf am i so cooked
At what job
lowkey he shoulda stuck with making furry avatars
i dont think making games is for him
true
i strongly believe
maldavius figtree or smn
maldaviusfigtree
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from the bottom of my heart
Whos jason
Wrong message
some people should not make games
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Whos jason
piratesoftware
piratesoftware
Taken
aka jason "thor" hall
his real name is jason
Oh ok
Oh ok
dude has a massive ego for 0 reason
I got two gfs to start 2026
it isnt i think
oh
Why 2 mane
i like his dev streams, its him looking at 21 lines of code and not doing anything.
Here's the full ingame intro cinematic from StarCraft 2.
Recorded the Video with Fraps at 1920x1080 and converted it with Sony Vegas 9b Platinum Video shape didn't change due to the original cinematic already being in widescreen (think it's 2,35:1)~
and talking to chat
like im sorry bro cooked
Offstream he goes to LLM and begs it to help
game has been in development for like 7 years too
Threesome
he reads chat a bit
why my wf char chopped :(
yaps about his ferrets
its almost as bad as yandere dev
then reads a line of code he didnt write
ill give em that though ferrets are cool
yeah
Whoโs this yandere dev
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What did he do
made yandere sim
honsetly Im ready for it to come out that he doesnt even take care of the ferrets
milked patreon for money
why tf u acting crazy bitch shut up and eat yo damn food
I mean at least he made somethingโฆ this guy canโt even do that apparently
I wouldnt be surprised if he has people do everything for him
games been in development for 11+ years
i got a donut :D
nepo baby
Thats longer than star citizen i think
Damn
yandere sim is an actual game at least
its absolute dogshit and yandere dev is awful
oh
but its still more than jason
Star citizen optimization when
and every fan project that tried to become the next yandere sim ended up falling out somehow
its his middlename i think
I wanna be able to play it
also yandere sim is a lot more ambitious than anything jason has made
never
it really is
its a miracle that game even works
Itโs literally impossible to maintain 60+ fps on that game
and afaik I dont think yandere dev has claimed to be a professional
Like legitimately
dont quote me on that
tbf its gotten a lot better
i dont think he has
You just need more ram
but I havent heard him say hes got years of experience as a dev at blizzard
pirate software is like just ego filled and his game feels heavily inspired by undertale
i get decent fps on sc now
it definitely is
like 100
Idk i havent played it in like 2 years
bro i thought yandere dev like dissapeared
10k
the dev blog is still being updated
nah he still working on it
and it got updated today
LMFAOOO
chat so i = 1 that is an integer let me take out the blackboard
from this we know i is 10 which is a common programming practice i used when i worked at blizzard, now what we can do is some basic algebra and run some calculations: if i != 5 then closeApplication() end
this ends the application its not accurate to the number and its how i built my antipiracy that checks steam achievements, we used this method at blizzard in our product division
deadahh dude
how much money do you guys think hes made
thats what he does
i remember him getting shit on for that
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he has to read 5 emails a day
4 of those are spam mail everyone gets
and the last one is hatemail
its truly a very strenuous process
yoo
I believe in you pawgirl
im just looking at the universe sandbox blog and it looks crazy now
Soo what if my game is like clicking dots
you gotta hit the checklist of dogshit devs
I believe in pawgirl more than piratesoftware
at least with star citizen the issue is overambition coming from one certain individual at the top
At least
ysim is like
i already dont shower
have a massive ego
20 years experience lmao
Yeah but that game is just :/ a lot of people gave up on it a long time ago already
Bc of it
real
its talented devs led by 1 dude who is way above his head
I mean yeah I can see the devs are damn talented but the project is so ambitious that itโs impossible to optimize it and make it not have bugs
listen let me take out of the blackboard, game development is hard
ive worked on heartbound for 7 years and only just finished the first chapter. people don't understand even with my industry experience at blizzard its tough to develop this on a fundamental level. much harder than springboot, react, and installing arch linux. i actually have an arch linux install and a blackboard i stole from when i worked at blizzard
And installing arch linux ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฃ๏ธ
Linux users try not to mention they use linux challenge
Also isnt arch linux the femboy OS or smth
heartbound reviews ๐ญ
OH YEAH THAT REMINDS ME
recent reviews very negative ๐ฃ๏ธ
Pro
i was fighting insane nausea
apparently piratesoftwares other game he released was a copy of a game that someone else made in his school
had pepto bismol and then im abojt to eat banana
Naw
His creativity might be as low as mine
im more creative than piratesoftware
cat noises
heartbound could never match the genius of yiik
it was genuinely over for him before it began
also game dev with several years of experience at blizzard cant make a working mute music button after 7 years of development
he also has like an entire list of arrays that refer to dialogue
but thing is
the arrays arent labeled
and theyre just numbers
oh is heartbound the piratechud game
its just how most game designers are
ken levine, cliffy b, kojima
feature creep ๐
they are all overambitious sometimes and fail because of it
chris roberts is just the worst case of it
somehow worse than nikita at least nikita can admit yk
best case of it is re-releasing skyrim with new water textures
Hideo Kojima try not to add 50 trillion polygons to feet and just leave 1 polygon for the rest challenge
the issue is its often very hard to gauge what is too ambitious and what isnt
bethesda try not to rerelease skyrim for the 30000th time challenge
especially when youve been very succesful in the past
i mean
hear me out
giant world super mega universe 2wq9034219032190-832190 people online
500000 SHIPS
ngl they couldve stopped ES at morrowind
600000 GALAXIES
everything is too ambitious for bethesda
10 COMPUTERS
it was already peak
so eve online?
and like 15 years
todd howard is trying to make a 20 year old engine still work
they just suck
its like if valve was like fuck it hl3
at everything they do
its on source
No mans sky had the best redemption arc in gaming history ngl
hl3 on source beta
i think the most expneisve tier for star citizen is like
100k+ and its hidden to whales
maybe higher
imagine if star citizen just stopped developing new content right now and went on a no mans sky level redemption arc
smth like that
that game is never coming out
Itโs 150k iirc
theyve been slowing down content psure
lmao
and canning a lot of it
Yeah and u get to hang out with the dev team or whatever
that 150k is surely gonna pay off
No idea
theyve been improving but still far from finished
zomboid is coming out soon
if they stopped adding content and just fixed what they have now the game would be insane
those devs are just lazy
what about cyberpunk
ggs lag spiked
I really wanna try SC ngl
they have free flights sometimes
Thatโs bc it was pressured to be released before it was finished
idk
if I had a nasa computer that could run it smoothly and I was unemployed
oh yeah i forgot
the new zomboid update just feels like it regressed in so many aspects
idk why ppl are mad that gta 6 is being delayed
try during free flight
see if you enjoy
like do they want another cyberpunk 2077 situation
my computer wont be able to run ti
if rockstar needs time with gta 6 then they need time
it
I hope they add a setting that just makes screen go black when u die
Instead of wasted
try and see
maybe min graphics at 20 fps or some shit
I want that realism
have u seen the leaks from like 2019
zomboid fans love this
No
no
star citizen and ai companies fighting for the last 20 billion in funding to do nothing
almost everyone doesnt like the new menus
truke
there was like an hour of beta footage that got leaked
or lack of context menu
Show in dms pls
If u can find
what is it with british ppl and making games that shouldnt run at all
but do somehow
runescape, rust, star citizen
wait hold up they are british?
why shouldnt they be able to run
dude in 2004 it could support 2000 players
damn now ive got to rethink my position
in one world
oh
Breeteesh
rust can support 2000 players in one server
tbf
barely
ragnarok can support a lot more than that
thats still impressive
if youre saying 2000 without crashing
korean mmos all could mostly
yeah
but I wouldnt call it supporting 2000 players
and none of them have as much shit going on as rust
rust lowk runs like shit ngl
depends
it runs as well as it can considering its actively working against unity
archeage
even if the server supports 2k players like 90% of them would crash cuz their pcs wouldnt handle it
keep in mind eft and unturned
both run way worse
mmos are some real shit
while having way less assets to load
im fighting the monster beer rn
rust asset loading times โ ๏ธ
its unity
not much facepunch can do otherwise the game would run like complete ass
they should switch engine
i think (educated guess) potentially the 20000 twitch skins were a mistake on their part
and they could have avoided issues with unity by not doing that
i mean prob ue5 what else can they dev it on
its also weird because rust terrain used to be way more complicated
they could have used the mountains to optimize better too
they improved them again
now its sorta like og terrain
not as good but better
i genuinely don't feel in touch with rust anymore so much random stuff they have added
oh thats good
i have a ss with garry somewhere from 2014/2015
that was my favourite thing about old rust
back when garry actually did shit
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yeah
i could rant about that guy, he left gmod without essential updates and is expecting people to trust him for s&box
but he makes good games sometimes
he doesnt rly do much anymore so
yea
like gmod is prime for an rce exploit because of how old awesomium and the codecs are
can't use them for anything either, mac and linux installs completely broken
very frustrating sometimes
most of facepunchs resources are spent on rust
cause that brings them the most money so
i understand that its just a lack of care when hes done making them
like s&box he wants to be the new roblox but without the userbase, and hes shown he just leaves so idk
s&box been in dev for ages and source 2 isnt even finished so
@cyan mantle its started
it wouldn't say its not finished but we don't have the sdk
will be handled locally for an unknown time.
if i had to guess what valve is planning, if those hl3 leaks and tf source 2 leaks are real. they will make library of games again and release the sdk then
i doubt theyre real
interesting trivia about source: it cost like 25k to use the engine until recently because of the havok physics license
whatever happened to that anyways
i thought it couldnt pop off cause of how much support source engine had
release sometime in 2026 iirc
amazing
or this year... damn got to get used to that
ya but most ppl moved away from source
luckily the versions are the same
so i can pull a lot of the assets from the old server to save time
even back then like what the last popular source game was insurgency 2014
or smth like that
titanfall 2 i guess
i wouldnt rly consider it that
considering the way they made titanfalls engine is more like idtech than source
bcs well
they were ex infinity ward devs
and were used to well
their idtech fork
they use a lot of source mapping techniques iirc
now peak source game is eye divine cybermancy but yall not ready for that
its the same as idtech
but it looks beautiful
mapping for both is pretty much the same
insurgency 2014 is by far the best looking source game though
i mean technically, idk the exact details for each and next to nothing about idtech
but how they pulled off reflections and some shader effects
idk how nwi got so many particle effects working in source
considering source hates particle effects
such a beautiful engine
why does insurgency and eft share so many sounds lol
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the fact this was in csgo
okay nah these all have to come from one library
i wonder which it is
i watched something the other day
they used heavies minigun sound in breaking bad lol
though iirc bsg does record their own sounds now
but ofc back then they were broke as shit so
ya recognizing sounds always feels rly weird
i remember seeing a clip of like
stranger things
using the ds3 backstab sound
LOL
im glad libraries are becoming less common though
there was an old game with some vocals in it
and nobody could tell what they were even saying until the sound library was found
god tier mixing
was having a nice time scrolling reels and saw a thirst trap
wiped the smile right off my face bro
naw
for what
also what is it with russian devs and having insane models
eft, dcs, wt
like instantly
everyone you know would say oh i play quake and have 0 duels on record
thats the oldest trick in the book
like actual quake?
yup
when vt patstrafe novice
"i play quake bro" 3 billion hours lg
y r the strafe scenes absent in novice tab
0 hours duels
NO 0 KNOCKBACK LG IS REAL QUAKE
everytime i see โLGโ my brain autocorrects to LG56 and then the first thing that comes to mind is lowgravity56
wait till u see lg tvs
what are we thinking about pql?
cp_orange
never played but heard its just cpma but slightly worse
like budget cpma
i mean vamp pql like
lg rail and rocket launcher
but thats a fair take on it
vamp duels are fun
i should probably play cpma again
duel me.....
im actually looking now and i think it might be 1:1 to the scout strafe speed
its pretty close
i need to spend some time with rockets
can't aim them for shit
my rail is great though
my rail sucks but my lg is good
all those hours playing tsk ๐ฅน
theres a game you can train rails on
ill msg you it if you want
ratz instagib ya ik
send
i say better but the movement is just a bit slower quake
and pretty simple
still peak
im getting robbed
if i lint roll my pad will it ruin the glide or the mousepad?
i tried once and some of the sticky from the lint roller stayed on the pad and i had to wash it
how do i clean it than
wave it in the air?
dish soap and water
i mean like it feels like theirs dust or stuff on it
i want it to be smooth
its also a reletivly new pad so maybe i have to break it in?
i would just wave the air then lol hand dust it or whatever
thx
hi
might just have to get used to the difference from your old pad
why do i have a feeling this is going to take weeks.
anyone wanna run a valo skirmish
- Nice
im the ascendant lion
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@hard stump training starts now
isnโt this the mf w the blue jeans record as well
wait till the kovaakser finds out playing easier scenarios is better practice
no clue
we ALL going to advanced immediately and developing ALL the bad habits
me asf
I feel like my micro technique is lowk perfect its only up from here
im not even gonna grind it too hard
I dont think I need to
technique? what's that?
as long as I hit it daily

now I just grind static and drive myself insane overthinking the simplest task in the benchmark
i almost got playinum static
my cat is actually bugging
trying intermediate benchmark
he just jumped like 3 feet into the air
and I have no idea why
and now hes sitting on my desk
obstructing my session
meow
what up vt gen im outside rn and the moon is beautiful
it is pretty
no its ugly
stupid rock
why is op1w4k scroll wheel so ass
i cant get it to focus when i zoom
too drunk to stand still enough but it's cool as fuck it's so bright outside rn it's like i'm standing under a fuckin street lamp
the moon is a stupid space rock
all the space rocks are amazing and none of them are stupid or ugly
our stupid space rock is ugly
meow
dont go to the light
meow
im in flstudio
might be done a lot sooner than i thought. (still awhile)
how many afk rewards
guys my char dances in wf
where is that from looks sick
pushed scores a bit
oh warframe
warframe
never played it
also bf6 is chill
nice cheats
me no cheating!!!
cool target switching game
oh ive never played but i just know they r good TS games
its ass
oh okay
BF4 is still peak
I WANT LEADERBOARD RAAAAAAAAH
nice ui
thx
i cant even run it so it dont matta 2 me
!rank
how do i get my rank again
bitch we not from sixty thiiiiird
which
@sacred marsh tea time
how to i get my rank to appear
like his says astra
atm just currency till i learn how to add custom cobble items
still figuring this out as i go
ty
what happens if i dualbox and hyper inflate the economy
well with the jobs plugin money wont be a real issue but to compensate store items will be hugo
since that plugin is just
op as shit
if anyone remembers it from the first actual server
if its similar to the pixelmon ones yeah its broken
a lot of these plugins are so free bc its just plug and its done
which is really nice. i wont over load it
but adding the essentials.
tpa/rtp is already done.
How many hrs does it usually take for gold complete
claim system i assume?
job...?
yes
๐คทโโ๏ธ
dni job haver
calendar based claim system as well as a personal claim system (not added yet)
ill prob just add claim blocks instead of the shovel
so much easier to use
Jobs good unemployment bad
and a starter kit i can copy from last server
the biggest pain in the ass right now is doing permissions for claimed chunks to avoid griefing, deciding if we want mobs or not for vanilla feel or just turn it peaceful (doesnt affect dragon)
job bad
and then figuring out fine tuning for QOL
without breaking shit
setting up the voltaic ranks in luckperms
and then the rest is just cobblemon
cobble is just so much better than pixel
truk
on release ill prob do a event and give away shiny starters or somethin
Pat the strafe
idk im future viewing this as if i dont have a lot to do
do me a favor
go up 1 spot
ur below a freaky frog
๐ฅ i would never
oh yes pokehunt, lets give one of the rarest non-legendary ever 
im work9in on it broi
iirc, eevee's are stupid hard since they can spawn anywhere
found rigsychu already
@peak estuary whats best worldgen, tectonic right?
W clip?
no clue cro
no cuz ur using rgx
fair enough
u trying factorio?
clean shots but its on rgx
ok i gotta re-do the over world, terralith is ideal