#general
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if it works it works
if it gets u pbs ig.
dont ask themmm 😭 thats so awkward
whaaaat
ur like 67 years old too
btw ok
btw thx for listening
I cant remember the last time ive had a carrot
get one
first ever shoutout id like to thank my dad and my cat
we made it
crying w joy rn
btw np
btw thats wholesome
btw ily
btw i have a shark
btw thank u too
can someone buy me a pizza or 1000 drugs thanks
btw dont do drugs
drugs bad
shoutout pizza
I just solod an entire medium pizza like a couple hours ago
pepperoni extra cheese with black olives
shoutout handfuls of drugs to the face
and my soul is yours
shoutout pizza
shoutout meat lovers pizza too weird name though
shoutout oranges
take those tires off that
shoutout me
what no youre gold rank
only thing ive ever agreed w u on
shoutout supreme pizza tho
balanced breakfast
also love meat
i wont lie, some places do make the black olives on pizza just fkn horrible, but usually like brand pizza chains are pretty good, my favorite pizza nowadays is surprisingly a little ceasars crunch stuffed crust with extra cheese pep and the olives
its so gas bruh
thats pretty good
shoutout pineapple pizza timeless ragebait
yall making me hungry
i dont hate that but i cant do sweet on pizza
banana peppers go hard tho
banana pepper/pepperoni combo is fye
shoutout pear on pizza
hell yeah
fat bih fat food fat pockets fat check
cus im supposed to stayl lean
and a few fat homies
idk i just think it soudns gross so i said it
oh real
me too D:
I dont crave sugar I crave fatty shit
i crave happiness
grandmaster
i cant hit gm
I crave gm
they told me to give up
only top ladder players get to have happiness
I might need to take a second shower
I had pizza
and I feel so disgusting
my body
feels
disgusting
do u hate pizza
hey guys
hello
no I just normally eat very very well
usually in a game
app.voltaic. gg
did you smear the pizza all over your body or what
thx
I ate 8 slices
like 2500 calories
in one sitting
i do that
I dont do that
like rly often
normally
like almost daily icl
I think I need to run
but its -10 outside
and hailing
so ill be getting pelted
the whole time
wish me luck
8 slices is 2500 calories????
it was a big pizza
omg. ive been eating whole pizzas....
I love pizza
whatever it keeps me normal weight ig
rename urself to cawitivities
2368
prob depend on the pizza
Tis normal bro
Jus sleep off the cals
them frozen ones only like 1200 or so
maybe like 2367
bad part is coming later
😭😭 8 pieces dough bro
swear run will make u feel worse
I hate moving after eating a pizza
Dawg gon get that ache of doom
I normally get this feeling when I’ve been too inactive
Ahh
I can’t hit a full workout cause I’m on a rest day
dominos pan pizza 🤤
shoutout coffee at 9pm
shoutout white monster at 3:30am
hi
This long ass attachment😭
hi
Hi irotomed
i feel like
whos playig terraria
probably at least 1 million gay ppl rn
i could
i'd play if ur asking ppl to
I haven't played in 2 years it's about time for my bi-annual terraria playthrough
i have a friend who has been aimtraining for 50 hours and has jade scores guys PLEASE tell me what im doing wrong
cuz i have 150 hours and i have plat scores
Bad genetics go next
also he gets 400fps and i average 100
hours don't mean anything, progress depends on prior experience among many other things
That is probably why
its ok i have 4k hours and im gold
this could also be a reason
Get a better pc gaming is p2w
my pc case has left the facility since like 18 hours ago 😭
my dad says i need to do better with my responsiblities also isnt Ram like 200$ a stick?
Ye
I had to end it early I’m genuinely dizzy
SAME
Lmao
I need a ski mask
i gave up on voltaic benches
Those ones that cover ur whole face
Yeah
yeah my aim has gotten so much better in the past few days from playing the viscose benches
Viscose benchmarks are more of a substitute for the vdim than the voltaic benchmarks tho
i just play to warm up and then play 1 hour after the game
What game do you play?
well my pc is too kaka for any actual fps games so i play Roblox Rivals WHICH CAME OUT before marvel rivals so its its own actual game
it has good movment and is mainly track based
im the highest rank in the game
the only rank higher than mine is Arch Nemesis which is top 200 in the world and that takes way too long
I've seen many people in this server who play roblox rivals
you gain about an average of 15 elo a game and i have 4200 elo
Jesus
but the #1 ranked player has 29k elo
I always get matched against cheaters what am I doing wrong?
nothing
shouldve played in the start of the season when cheaters were low
i only play 1 ranked game a day now to avoid elo decay
what rank are you?
btw in rivals i get about 60-100fps on average and like its weird
because when theyre moving around
its like
im shooting at them but they aint there
its weird
Hover around diamondish I don't know anything past point and shoot tho
im pretty sure thats frame skipping
like
ill shoot at them but it isnt smooth yk
so when i track them im tracking after images
i always gotta be 1 step ahead
Nah but sometimes they smart and break your ankles with the most unreadable shit you seen
ehhh its easier to track them like that for me
because when they crouch mid strafe
im not tracking after images anymore
so i can get shots in
Idk if I have time to play tonight. GF will prob wanna do something for new years eve when I get off work
I've gotten too used to knowing exactly what people will do vs reacting to them
also im very shit at all types of clicking
i react to them but move my mouse slightly infront of them
yeah going for arch would have me geeking
I wanna click dots tho 
i like tracking dots
i hated going for 200 wins on season 0
and switching to dots
Yeah I mean sometimes I get 3k ping so all hopes is gone but if I do get good ping I find reading really hard bcs of how bad the animations are
i never rlly played ranked that season ;sob
u just gotta ignore the animations fr
Left and right animations are indistinguishable
No but I other games I stare at feet and track neck with my peripheral
is there any videos on correct ground tracking?
Be patient and react and flick back on target
in rivals i play about 48 cm
as a lesser aimer
my advice is
to just track
and then
There are writeups for the scenarios in the Jade palace ground benches
No clue where the sheet is
But someone will appear with it
damn 
i rember when i was a true diddy
ok
You can aim well ingame vs in the trainer which is quite important lol
aimtrain is faster
and in my opinion
more fun
I can't aim in a game and can't aim in trainer
I feel you brother you just gotta find some fps game you vibe with
when i talk to autoshooters instead of saying their name i address them by "autoshooter"
and you might be wondering
Stem isnt that just racism
YES
i hate autoshooters with a passion @shell dune
My friend called them aim assist andies lol
check dms
I'm addicted to aim training
same
rivals?
im addicted to kvk but not aim training
just wasting fuckin time on it
Me too
something about numbers going up releases good chemicals
target switching scenarios 🤤
dopamine addiction
is it weird that i love target switching IN GAME but not in kvk???
like adversely hate it in kvk
me three
i think its something to do w the fact that i cant like 1shot them
me 4
Would selling my 390hz ips to get a zowie 240hz tn or some oled be controversial guys
i think oled is supposed to be like way better so no prob valid
no im gold
same
Tn yes, that would be goofy
true
Oled tho?
More understandable but I think the jump from 240 to 360+ hz is bigger than ips to oled even on the same refresh, and youre going down in refresh
same
Just depends on whats the issue with the 390hz
imposter syndrome master
Smearing
when does it end
360hz is so expensive
im a gold comp larp
240hz on the same panel feels better somehow lmfao
I assume as much
but like my pc cant run anything at 360 fps so would be a waste of money anyway
I think lukyn made a similar maneuver. Went from a 390hz ips to 240 oled
Idk if he’s here
but like
390 models werent all that good
nah
too bad it costs a kidney and has burn in
i used it for years
for valorant, overwatch, cs
apex
but idk
ill buy oled when theyre under 200 eur
Burnin is only an issue with if you have a still image on for 3000 hours straight
And even then ive seen burn in tests in 2025
They dont burn in as long as you do the screen burn in cleaning
Gonna be a fun drive home
huh
wdym
still costs a kidney
will only buy when under 200 eur
i've had oled for almost a year by now, zero burn in even with relatively bad conditions
I like driving in new snow
it needs to last me 5 years at least
without burn in
Only if you are jobless
which i am
clearing the snow off the car is annoying though
Same lol
like having taskbar/urls bar and stuff visible and static for majority of the time its on
Job issue
Still tho
and even if i had a job
itd still cost a kidney
since i would have to pay rent
i would only be able to save up like
50 per month
maybe less
Gg
So i should do it
usually at work parking lot I see people use leaf blowers to clear off snow quickly
Impulse buy
wait till 600hz oled announcements at CES and the 360 oled will half in price
Easy Bargain
human eyes can only see upto 60hz, rest is marketing
i can very clearly tell the diff between 60fps and 144fps
where does this come from
even in smaller stages
like 60-80
i can VERY clearly see it
human see 24 fps no more, ever wonder why movies are 24fps?
but not between sarcasm and real statements..
i have autism kohi
that is a real thing i cannot do
thats why i told u
thank u
tampio im gonna incite harm upon u
movie are 24 fps because i told them to
holy stagnation after gm
atleast it wasnt lower
lower?
where do you see this?
i think i'll pick up pace again
its on the graph rightther on the left
hard to miss it really
i didn't practice much the last month or so
thats nice i hope it does pick up
ur fucking #10 in ur country where are u from
australia
oh makes sense
how to see country rank
its in the middle graph tampio
evxl website
I will
you should get your eyes checked im starting to worry about you
not do anything to you
:(my poor bb tampio losing his eyesight
honestly I should I don't see as well with my contacts anymore
u have done enough for me dw
this is not good
ive noticed my own eyesight declining in recent months
probably partially due(wtf??) to being in the dark a lot
when I switched from 60hz to 144hz 60 started to look horrible and then when I switched from 144 to 240hz 144 has now started to look unplayable
going back to valorant from aimlabs I genuinely thought there was something wrong wit hmy pc it was gross to look at
yea real
24hz gamers rise up
lets consult chat gpt
more closely resembling shutter speed
the one that doesnt know anything
ur eyes see in like 1000000000 fps if it was quantifiable iirc
demotori can see in 25 fps
bc of how ur brain works
the one that merely regurgitates information from people wjho dont know naything
i can only see 23
even higher
I can see my money leave my bank account
no.......
🔥
No i worked
I did
im going to 80 cm/360 for a minute I am genuinely struggling to get this down
aram mayhem
FUH no
80cm is so fun
tw pls
i loooove dumbahh low sens
okay
Im trying tolearn tension breathing
i did not play league of legnds today
i laid in my bed today and tried not to let it get to me
did you consider it
no
what that mean
Dumbest shit I've ever seen
if I knew I wouldnt have to learn it
what has voltiac done to this poor individual
but I think its releasing the tension in the middle of the flick every flick
i considered eating a cookie and then i did eat it the cookie
and then charging it up again to start the next one
the lion does not concern himself with tension management, the lion burns his wrist out in 30 seconds and misses everything in the second half of the scen
shoutout my RSI
i am lion
yeah thats why WE are ALL ass at static
This is significant
do you hate me:(
🤝
im ass at static bc i neglect it like a single mother
yes
Tampio is based
fuck you drew
thank you drew
(luh u shawty)
wish i was good at static
same
but it just doesnt take that much tension to flick
what the fuck am i preparing
am i even flicking
yeah well he bought me breakfast so :p
im going insane
i get one good run in like once a month and then im back to -100 from pb
no u are doing something else entirely
voices got jolly
think about how u move ur arm
prepare to hit your target before you prepare to move to the next or wtv
shoutout coach ben for telling me that
in a much more intelligent way
I might just go back to tricking
shoutout coach ben for all the advice he's given (I don't listen to static advice and suffer because of it)
hit radiant before I get diamond on pokeball
Shoutout to me for being age 26
unc
good heavens
he gives me rly good advice but i dont know how to take it bc im DUMB
when's the funeral
shoutout 27
Hopefully after grandkids at the minimum
hoping everyone here lives a long healthy life 🙏
@lusty oasis @humble goblet how old r u two
how the fuck do i conquer b180
shoutout coach ben for being a coach named ben
I am also 21
Shoutout to people who dont erp in vt gen chat
heard he was handsome and awesome
btw ski sucks
shoutout drew for being the #1 vt gen ERPer
Apparently rare nowadays
shoutout btw
lets give drew a round of applause everyone
what is erp
just watch drew talk and u will know
Ask @lusty oasis
1 billion dollars or dinner with Z
i just dont do that
$1
dinner with z
now that seems the obvious answer
1 billion dollars and THEN dinner w Z
but what if
#airballincoming
guys seriously how the fuck do i get my b180 up

yeah im trolling
was that the guy who was banned
I wanted to say a lot but I wanted the conversation to die
like
like rainbow six siege
immediately
114 is diabolical
ban this guy
i might have to leave actually
im like
the only one saying shit like that who ISNT a furry
which is so funny to me
You say meow more than i say this sarcastic line
type in shoutout rq
i wanna know
how does the community thing work? i just got plat complete
baitcapped at 3 messages gg
sadly this gem isnt overplayed yet i might do this
what that mean
im hardstuck
when did u start viscose benches?
not in kovaaks though ive found the method
did u do vdim before that
me?
yeah
gaming
i dunno ive only done them like 2 times
uhh
is there a way to check
FUH no fuck vdim and fuck aim training
when you started it or your scores
both if possible
okay well thats why u were hardstuck ☠️
im hungry
not sure about whenm youi started it
well no i did vt before
but you can use evxl
bro was just griunding vt benchmarks
evxl.app
exvl.NOOB
and find the viscose benchmarks and oyu can see all your scores
vdim is my religion
i grind ground and aether
fuck vdim
i tried ts
why did we switch up on voltaic for viscose benchmarks
and it was hell
cause its more fun
I accept no vdim disrespect
i don't know what purple fuschia llama donkey rank is
bc its better
vt bcnh kinda ahh
if u havent noticed
this season lowk bunns
whatever keeps you consistently playing and mindful will help you improve the most
meow (shoutout u drew)
it could be close fast strafes and tile frenzy
because people misused the voltaic benchmarks
i use both but I play viscose more often than vt
they used the benchmarks for what the vdim was supposed to accomplish
i use voltaic benchmarks as actual benchmarks while viscose for more practice
makes sense
also viscose is based
viscose is awesome
I LOVE THE MATH MACHINE
what are those things called
that hes messing with
abacus?
gnobbly bobblys
i could never
due to declining success of education it is imperative lower education is extended until the age of 24 at which point higher education can begin
what is the math machine called
look up
i do not know how to google "math machine" and these come up
we just said an abacus
OHHHLMFAOO
any mge brothers?
i read that as look it up
sorry no i
saw that
i thought he said look it up
im having a conversation rn with someone so im sorta mentally absent in this
I feel like the entire time I play static I stay at like a 2/10 tension the entire time
Im not using much
I cant even really tell if im cycling the tension in and out
because I dont really feel it until like 45 seconds into the run
I was able to feel it very strongly before when I was using more tension to stop flicks suddenly
but since I switched to letting it stop natrually
this is confusing
I dont want to play static anyomre
go in freeplay and click dots until you figure it out
you will get bored and go the right pace
just ignore static it certainly won't bite you in the ass
bros tryna take me down with him
I don't wanna die alone
maybe I just shouldnt worry about perfect technique rn
if I dont even know what im doing
maybe I should just get better and figure it out when I have a better grasp
I dont even know what im feeling or what im supposed to be feeling
I am 62 energy from gm, if I had static and speedts (my opps) gm I'd be only 17 energy away
gotta compensate by getting gooder at anything but static and speedts
e1se Smooth Benchmark my beloved
probably the best smoothness / centering benchmark there is
my stats
does anyone else like to grip the right side of the mouse with there ring finger and let the pinky just free float or am i weird
Started off the year plat and ended master complete this gives me hope
I'm 56 hours in
how does one put a picture on evxl
might've been there sooner but i switched to other benches as the graph kinda shows, just went back a couple times to grind the remaining tasks. U got this bro
i made an extension earlier to have a catgirl under my sheets
Started off iron in sep wanted to get plat by the end of the year im progressing at the exact pace i wanted to
well done
i didnt make my goal i hit a brick wall on static plat is impossible
I hit one of my two goals this year
I'm like 90% or more on literally all of my intermediate scenarios
let's just say the goal that was based on my static was not hit
I've just hit plat but I'm VERY close to plat complete
which characters should i play in apex as a noob
Bangalore
im not even that high tbh and im full plat except static and i cant impove ive tried everything
what does he do
uninstall wizard
im logging onto val for the first time in ages 😊
what's so bad about apex
aimbot
ive been grinding aimlabs for hours so hopefully im not cooked
hasn't it been nerfed multiple times
idk the ratio but not long ago pretty much every single person was on controller
in top ranks
all the top console players are cheaters currently
I came from console, thank god I'm off it LOL
6 manning was PREVALENT in late night games
God I've even seen 9 and 12 manning
Brutal
Goat
Titan users
Nothing is worse than wiping a team off spawn just to get pushed by 12 people in a PlayStation/xbox party together
can just go buy a cronus on maxgaming like a regular peripheral
every shooter thats viable for controller is fried
https://youtu.be/CR7-Gt4c0gI?si=HJGvIARZUXLzE_GA EVEN IF THEY ARENT CHEATING THEYRE TEAMING
Live-streaming themselves cheating
WHY DO ALL OF THE FUCKING GUNS HAVE SO MUCH ZOOM
I am so ass
WHAT HAPPENED
you prob goated if you get used to the game again
does this happen
lmfao
I was in a radiant deathamtch lobby
yes
in apex?
yeah
out of prime time id assume
like the non br gamemodes
hi
sbmm maybe
always says steam
heelo xzzcn
im sure shes still fine
what is the voice thing

aiming in marvel rivals so cooked its not even funny
that game is just dogshit
yeah I lowkey just need to schizomaxx in customs for a bit
kinda
fight the ghosts
play a real game like krunker
it got banned at my school cause I started a fucking krunker revolution
had the whole school grinding
that was the first game they ever blocked at that school
I'd play krunker with my friends in computer class thingy
and they did not stop after
Only on consoles (mostly late in the evening/night)
@kind glade I’ve heard some terrible news man…
guys is it normal to get gold complete first try but struggle like a mf to get a single plat score
yep
been there
okay good i didnt know if i was doing something to hinder myself
easy to get gold complete took me a month and a half to develop the skills to first try all the benchmarks to plat
viscose benchmarks help a lot
and also practicing using all muscle groups
been thinkin about doing those, ill hop on it now
yes yes indeed i think ive mainly practiced smoothness and microadjustments
is upgrading from a g502 hero to a pro superlight x good?
its improved my aim thats all i know
then thats really all that really matters in my opinion
its like the g502 hero is heavy and slow
and superlight is LITERALLY super light
and its fast and smooth
60g mouse
yes yes i went from control pad with a deathadder v3 to the gwolves fenrir asym with a glass pad
lmaooo
i do
lightwork
The jump from novice to intermediate is large, very normal to struggle at first
i hope u like it
i do
I thought today was new years eve all day and I just realized it's not and now I'm sad I have to work tomorrow
ty sir, i will put more hours
are the val benchmarks just way easier or is it just my aim style that helps me
because the difference in my performance is massive
Wat
Just don’t go
valorant is so punishing bruh
I look at my minimap for likea millisecond
and im dead
Use your free will
link do u still play banana shooter
it turns out
yes valorant is painful, the grind pays off however
that was my first time on banana shooter
to be honest i don't know im just on mge
and gauging how hard a top 500 in aimlabs is
doesn't seem that crazy but my god
gooning affects aiming
Sauce?
@humble goblet you look like you're about to sing Monday left me broken
just from personal experience
maybe placebo.
hoooly
whoever made these aimlabs scenarios is trolling right
it took me 1h for both snaketrack and pgt
i think i'm like 3h in control tracking rn

bad
I love raw control
fuck my stupid clud(clicking chud) life
fuck dynamic
i dindt even rank up i thought i ranked up
fr
never give up
what benchmarks are those?
FUCK dynamic
viscose easy
^
Never don't give up
It's never too late to give up
fuck you
I tohught we were relatable
i dunno 700h no progress is kinda
I thought we sahared the hate towards dynamic clicking
no fuck you you fakecel my clud ass scores are actually low
Gaddamn
so are mine bro what
im hardstuck mammoth complete 99%
this is literallly my GOAL rank
btw
</3
ur not like me
Don't give up
My hrs are low asf I need to train more
fakecel
69
and not actually "aim training"
if that makes sense
just spamming whatever bc i like to aim
690hrs of tomfoolery
yeah
Structured consistent training is hard to beat
If you're looking for progress and not just tomfoolery that is
and then i destroyed my wrist at the like 600h total mark
and now im on meds for the fucking carpal tunnel
shoutout gridshot
is there an average stat on how long playtimne wise it takes to get to seal
fun ass scen
at least 15 minutes of playtime required for seal
bit too long for my liking
hmmm
I will stick with gridshot 3x3
have you tried
like a real man
LMFAOAOAO
i was gonna say that
u type faster than me
ur funny dont go bald chillygoose33
dont do it
I might have to
I have invested too many hours into this
REAL ASF
dw i have 700h and im struggling to be penguin on visc
real bro hahaha real
ur doing fine twin
Now I understand why ppl shit on jades
i thought it was bc jade was like the lowest rank in the old adv shit
aimlab time at all?
50
U have more hrs than me
😭
bro when i play raw control for too long
i start losing depth perception on the target
it just looks like a 2d scen
😭
gold complete lowk hard to get
in my defense most of my aimlab time was before i found out about voltaic n shit ,, and i would play the ranked scens, i was always gm tracking but id shit out masters clicking and ts at best
gold complete > jade
I think its easier to play it when u think its a 2d scen
just growing and shrinking
Unlike controlsphere
allat time to be j*de u deserve jail time
ok
yikes</3
1.1k of the hours on aimlabs was spent on gridshot
i can't it fks me so hard
i could prob get higher on the vt ranks but gold became a meme to me and i dont wanna change it
i havent touched them in forever
atleast 400 was spent playing aimlab official scens before i discovered VT lol
apart from the adv ones
this is method
i always need it then
is coffee the method
no
1 kidney for 2 eyes worth u think?
Thats me....
hmmm
iced tea
u get caffeine dependant and cook urself without caffeine
is this real
this is just regular tea to an american like me.....
i stopped taking serious caffeine a few months ago and it has genuinely changed my energy levels
Switch track and gridshot 50 hours
i just drink iced coffee and tea now




