apex

[bright elm]

that's a cool feature though

LOL

what role is hat

that

[solar bison]

new pfp

[hoary hamlet]

gsr nd viper mini thoughts ?

^

[bright elm]

y'all just jealous

no cap

[static rose]

viper mini cool but some LOD and mousewheel issues

[bright elm]

sounds good

don't get gpx for fingertip

poop

[autumn harness]

@cedar bluff congratz on masters

[bright elm]

seon

change ur name back

[static rose]

Eggplant Aim

[solar bison]

LMAOOO

wtf

[bright elm]

LOL

oh

yo this is awkward

sorry 🙂

[hoary hamlet]

hmm welp will look into it more

[hoary hamlet]

never

[static rose]

yes

actually

[iron dragon]

No.

[static rose]

aight gimme like 15 i gotta do something

[burnt stone]

Wingstop puts sugar on their fries which is so fucking good the only thing that would make them literally perfect is if they put salt on it too

[alpine trail]

im down if you're down

just know i'll play like shit

[static rose]

i forget wingstop has really good fries

[alpine trail]

I haven't touched apex/pubs in 3 weeks ish

[alpine trail]

I've never had them

[bright elm]

@autumn harness @solar bison https://twitter.com/VoltaicHQ/status/1448772910332665860?s=20

Voltaic (@VoltaicHQ)

Happy to release our @KovaaKs Master+ Fundamental Routines + Share codes!

https://t.co/lP286TRhIn

Twitter · Oct 14, 2021, 10:09 PM

it's finally ur time

[alpine trail]

Im not a huge fan of wings personally

[burnt stone]

The fries are mid literally cause they don't put salt on it

[solar bison]

[burnt stone]

Such a crucial part piece thay would make it perfect

[alpine trail]

are they just cheap generic pub style fries

[autumn harness]

wow 😦

[bright elm]

i remember at one point, other people including me had the same pfp as koopa

[solar bison]

I don't play fundementals

[bright elm]

and they didn't like that

[solar bison]

I simply grind benches

[bright elm]

poopy

[burnt stone]

Like any other fries tbh but they put sugar so it tastes much dif

[solar bison]

I'm a benchmark god

[bright elm]

anyways

[alpine trail]

oh

[bright elm]

you mean salt

[burnt stone]

No

They put sugar

[bright elm]

what

[burnt stone]

On the fries

[static rose]

join

[alpine trail]

he said they don't put salt on them

[burnt stone]

It tastes really good

[bright elm]

sugar on fries

[alpine trail]

really?

[burnt stone]

But would be so much better if they added salt too

Yes

[bright elm]

[alpine trail]

sounds like it would ruin the taste

[bright elm]

it sounds weird

yeah

[burnt stone]

Its a mild amount

Not very much

[bright elm]

not gonna say much more since i never tried them

[burnt stone]

It gives it a slightly sweet taste that's very well appreciated

[alpine trail]

yep actually true

whats your name

[burnt stone]

Just without the salt its still close to just plain fries which blows

[burnt stone]

Did you not believe me damn

I see how it is

[alpine trail]

I did

[trail grail]

“You must be sick in the head if you main octane”

The only thing I know is W key

[alpine trail]

but kristian was doubting it

so i looked it up

[burnt stone]

Kristian really doubting me

Damn

[alpine trail]

Ok

[bright elm]

ofc im going to doubt the sugar fries

that shit foreign

[solar bison]

Yoo

They got grandmaster fundementals

😍

Need to get gmc quick

Wait

That would mean I wouldn't need it

[static rose]

I thought u played the playist of ur currekt rank?

[solar bison]

Once you've completed the rank

You go to the next

[bright elm]

you do

if ur jade

you play jade

it's ok i fucked up too

https://streamable.com/399047

[astral pebble]

found a streamer who's as good as me finally

[proven pulsar]

I dropped alone

my guys actually said

'if you go down we are not gonna rez you'

[astral pebble]

i have a macro to say FYI: I'm disconnecting when either me or both of you are down. in every match

also how the fuck did they get to gold IV

with KD of 0.32

does that mean there's hope for me to get out of bronze

[alpine trail]

of course you dont

[trail grail]

Based

Dongie the type of mfer that would down somebody, toss them a lifeline drone and alt f4

[alpine trail]

Nope

only jump towers

and jumping from the jumpship

[astral pebble]

yeah only towers, not enough range to jump with a trail off a pad

[static rose]

7 ppl live in ur chat lmfaooo

[alpine trail]

goodbye horizon

[alpine trail]

nice dude

[celest bramble]

https://youtu.be/kXliYIuXbU8

[alpine trail]

5k + hours 😳

fatty pk clip here

[halcyon pike]

is there a rampage hack

i just insta died to a rampage

with purple armor

[alpine trail]

incin grenade

charges it

[halcyon pike]

uh

[alpine trail]

and faster rof

[halcyon pike]

it was like literally

.1 seconds im dead

maybe it just shoots taht fast idk

[halcyon pike]

unless i just lagged

could be it too

[bright elm]

yeah nah

valorant made me mald in two games

to the point where im getting angry over genshin too

[alpine trail]

kristiann

look they made the popcorn voltaic bot a lot bigger '

[bright elm]

damn

imagine if that was the size of the popcorn bot

[alpine trail]

popcorn but projectile delay

[static rose]

masters popcorn moment

[alpine trail]

look at the PK one

masters fat ass gibby with a PK moment

[bright elm]

anyways im back on gpx

[static rose]

105 pump with pk hit diff

[alpine trail]

yee

gave up on wired mice kristian?

[bright elm]

not really because of the wire

i could care less about the wireless

but

im just starting to think that it's just harder to make microcorrections and what not due to my finger placement on the mouse

instead of my thumb gripping the mouse in the middle, it's like griping the part where it slopes outwards

in the back

idk, ill probably go back to the xm1r soon enough

but for now, im gpx

[alpine trail]

ah

so if you pull back with your thumb it'll swing left

[bright elm]

yeah

and because it flares outwards

it's more wide

[alpine trail]

feel like you can still do the straight movement with thumb

just have to be mindful of it

[bright elm]

yeah but i just find it easier on the gpx

like it's weird because

the xm1r in the middle is thinner than the gpx by like

.4 or .5 cm i believe

but the gpx feels thinner

it is

not by much though

[alpine trail]

get the m2k

[bright elm]

kinda wish my fingers were longer

i would enjoy the xm1r more

the god ftip mouse

but it's like $500 usd

[alpine trail]

its probably the smallest mouse on market

for g4m1ng

[static rose]

why tf is that mouse 500$

[bright elm]

24 grams, carbon fiber

smallest mice

i think

cable is ass

[static rose]

why not just make a glove with a sensor and switches and a recenter button

literally would be lighter

[bright elm]

i think the cable is rubber

yeah

and because it's like

25 grams

you can feel the cable

a lot

[static rose]

even w/ bungie?

[bright elm]

yeah it's possible to get preds

in the lobbies

you see a bunch of diamonds going against masters and preds all the time

[alpine trail]

bro

look at this taxi2g grapple hook tech

[static rose]

shidded on em

change ur name to taksi2g

[alpine trail]

it was on accident too

i have no idea how to play path

[bright elm]

you don't deserve anymore bag space

[hallow arrow]

is that the apex dev that tweeted about the comms

💀

[small folio]

💀

[hallow arrow]

the hurt box is too much for him

[hallow arrow]

looking back at the apex post thing

did he ans anything important

[proven pulsar]

any pubstomper in chat

[hallow arrow]

i'm up for some games

[small folio]

Not rkrigney but still

Nvm apparently there js

[halcyon pike]

im aiming pro main now

aiming.pro

.com

or something like that

[small folio]

.pro

[iron dragon]

do it again but better

[alpine trail]

i suck at b180 but i find it fun

i also find pgti to be pretty fun

[static rose]

pgti is very fun

as fun as scenarios can be that is

[alpine trail]

prob my fav tracking task

popcorn but tracking

and it is invincible

and flys and bounces in the air

[wintry scroll]

pgti is so cancer

[alpine trail]

this is pgti

however its the easy one bcuz i suck

lies

0 bullets shot

https://tenor.com/view/komari-non-non-biyori-uwu-scared-anime-gif-17332970

He's asking the real questions that the rest of us are afraid to ask

should be cumrades

smh

[lost harbor]

fuck pgti

[twilit flicker]

pc on desk 🤢

[lost harbor]

dude idk why i suck so bad at smoothbot and pgti

my smoothbot is still gold, pgti is silver

but air angelic im close to dia

[alpine trail]

my pc is on the ground

picking all the dust up for me

pgti & smoothbot are probably the easiest ones for me

but i suck at fuglaa

and people say its the easiest one

fuglaa is not the easiest one lol

its one of the harder ones

AA4 is much easier than fuglaa

if you really hate gauntlet style scens then maybe fuglaa is easiest reactive, but i still dont think so

gn guys

gn

[iron dragon]

what kinda bullshit is this

[fluid ermine]

seems like its under transportation 👁️

[iron dragon]

stunlocked for 7 hours in veddesta

[little verge]

My favourite was an item that went through customs at Ontario, then flew to BC, and then went all the way back to Ontario before returning to BC.

Went across the near entirety of Canada three times. Worse yet it came from California so I don't even know why it didn't just go straight north to BC.

[iron dragon]

classic

same sort of thing happens pretty frequently with the finnish post, utter dogshit

though the country is very small compared to canada

[little verge]

It's good to know postal service blows no matter where you live lol.

[iron dragon]

yeah whenever there's a chance i'll use anything but the "main" service

might cost a few euros extra but at least i'll get my order a few days earlier than i would otherwise

[little verge]

Yeah, honestly I'll always splurge on shipping unless I think it'll get held up in customs.

Made that mistake once, paid for three day shipping for my guitar from Japan, and indeed it made it to Canada overnight but then got held in customs for 34 days.

[iron dragon]

ouch

damn do i order the 280hz asus monitor, it's on sale for 269€ (-100e)

implying anyone has the pc for it when every new game runs like ass

but i'm only limited by gpu, i'm on a 1080

battlefield, cod, cs/val, apex, war rock, osu, kvks pretty much

24.5

i have the asus 27" 1440p 165hz rn

more or less thinking of getting it because i think 27" is a bit too big, and i can't really tell the difference between 24" 1080p and 27" 1440p + i use stretched res anyways

it's nice for content viewing and dev stuff etc

but idk if it's any difference for games tbh

i just ordered the hati s yesterday

wired

i got the classic model but it should be around 49g as well

yeah the hati s is a tad bit smaller than the gpx

like 2mm thinner and 1.2cm shorter

endgame really should make a xm1r small

gpx is about as tall as the orochi v2

even the width is almost the same

orochi is 62.6mm and gpx is 63.5mm according to maxgaming

from rtings

oh yeah just realized

my grip is like a combination of ftip and carpal stabilized claw

[alpine trail]

this is how I play claw

is this good or bad

it says carpal so I’m thinking of carpal tunnel for some reason

[chilly charm]

Poor man

[vital rock]

true

[proven pulsar]

woah hundredz

[alpine trail]

Fact

Main reason I haven’t played Apex much since the split started

but now I don’t intend on playing apex as much as I once did even next season since life without apex is great

[alpine trail]

wtf

was he hacking or something to have 3 guns lol

[elfin thistle]

its me

attempting to pick up shotgun ammo

[alpine trail]

Oh

Wtf lol

That’s weird

I thought it was his items I’m slow

[elfin thistle]

imagine you try to armor swap and this happens but with the armor

[alpine trail]

oh my god

It wouldn’t surprise me if they add that to stop armor swapping from happening as quickly

[lost harbor]

armor swapping lacks counterplay

[alpine trail]

that sounds like exactly what they would say

[latent vapor]

The drones in the comments

[lost harbor]

rotational aim assist that reacts faster than a human being is so balanced

[elfin thistle]

I can literally fly

this is true

[lost harbor]

we are literally flying ngl

[elfin thistle]

I play valk

[latent vapor]

PC is flying

[lost harbor]

😔

[elfin thistle]

valk is flying

valk OP and her kit is bug

pls remove valk

[lost harbor]

i am flying as i play apex

[elfin thistle]

true

I levitate when I play apex

[latent vapor]

Im on a flight to EA headquarters playing apex on my pc

[elfin thistle]

my pc give me telekinesis

that's why I can fly when playing apex

[lost harbor]

i start phasing through my ceiling every time i tap strafe

just how it is

[elfin thistle]

that's why they call me a demon

[fluid ermine]

guys

I play cod on roller now

its so fun

you don't even try lmao

I completely swapped over for warzone

[latent vapor]

I was thinking in ways a joystick isn't that bad bc you get 100% consistency in rotation and can endlessly go one direction

[lost harbor]

i tap strafe, phase through ceiling, upstairs neighbors start screaming

demon mode

[fluid ermine]

controller is dogshit for mid range though, second day using roller though

also movement feels bad, but I feel like if you have paddles it could be decent, same applies to apex

[latent vapor]

With an arm or wrist there are a lot more human elements that can effect your gameplay

[fluid ermine]

definitely, controller is amazing for what it is though

allows shit players to not be shit

[lost harbor]

but mouse and keyboard players have entire arm to aim and can 180 in 0.00000001 seconds

[latent vapor]

But like without aa it's still a not bad input

[fluid ermine]

without aim assist the casuals would never play

[lost harbor]

without aim assist people will never touch a roller tbf

[fluid ermine]

saying it should be 0 aa is a bad idea

[lost harbor]

doesnt change the fact that it doesnt warrant giving it a soft aimbot

[latent vapor]

Controller has a crazy amount of setting and sens for a few situations that can give a mnk feel tho

It needs aa

[fluid ermine]

close range roller is aim bot

[latent vapor]

1000%

[fluid ermine]

I feel cracked out of my mind on roller close range

you miss 0 shots

[lost harbor]

ofc roller needs aa

but apex just has too much lol

[latent vapor]

I feel if they did the fortnite nerf the game would be OK

[lost harbor]

everyone here knows what its like to die to a console roller

[fluid ermine]

still haven't tried apex on roller

[lost harbor]

they are fucking glued to ur centre of mass

[fluid ermine]

same shit in cod tbh

[latent vapor]

Go to a firing range and do circles

[fluid ermine]

if you have even a couple months exp so easy to lock chest and flick to head

[latent vapor]

You'll feel the shit basically stop you

[fluid ermine]

it doesn't work mid range tho

like not to the same level

[latent vapor]

Yea I feel like the recoil is less

Just have to learn the pull on each gun

[fluid ermine]

definitely but roller recoil feels impossible to control tbf

not sure about apex but in cod its kinda hard

[latent vapor]

nah like if you put 100hours in you'll get the hang of it

[fluid ermine]

ya I have like 5 hours lol

ya probably, sometimes I aim mid range and I don't control recoil

the reticle just locks on the enemy

lol

just doesn't happen often

[latent vapor]

balanced

[fluid ermine]

no one can tell me controller is not broken when I play both now

[elfin thistle]

i was testing with limitz

the roller locks on the head when only the head is exposed

nice

[latent vapor]

Jitter aim I feel will be the next thing they bitch about

[fluid ermine]

I'm going to only play roller on cod from now on bc on mkb its upsetting losing but on roller u don't care cuz its no effort

plus money league is only roller

on apex mkb actually has some advantages

its not one sided

[latent vapor]

Once you get rolled by a level 20 console player you'll feel like switching

[lost harbor]

jitter aiming is fucking useless unless ur shooting a stationary guy 10000m away w a 4x on a flatline

[fluid ermine]

jitter aiming is useful for losing your arm

[lost harbor]

its not even worth being called an mnk advantage

[latent vapor]

Yea but tfue is making such a big deal about it lol

[fluid ermine]

tfue is an idiot

[lost harbor]

only on stationary targets

and u can do that super easy w normal recoil control

[fluid ermine]

he also plays all day

[latent vapor]

Tfue hit masters bro you better watch it bro lmao

[fluid ermine]

and all he has done is game all life

no shit

it doesn't take a high IQ to be a good gamer

[latent vapor]

Ahahaha badges = skill every game

[fluid ermine]

but tbh its more cuz he doesn't realize what he's saying does to the community

[latent vapor]

4k badge = min of 7k deal each game

[fluid ermine]

now his roller followers probs go off about jitter

[latent vapor]

Huh

[fluid ermine]

I have no issue with him being shit at a game...

lol what

[latent vapor]

He's not bad for someone who plays 8hours + a day

[fluid ermine]

no ones bad for playing 8 hours a day

[lost harbor]

u can be good at a game and still have cumbrained opinions

[fluid ermine]

except timthetatman

and that's cuz his sens is too high and he doesn't give a fuck about improving

[elfin thistle]

controller aim assist is too weak

[lost harbor]

calling tfue an idiot isnt saying hes dogshit

[elfin thistle]

buff it pls

[latent vapor]

I'm saying ofc you'll be decent at a game if you put alots of time in

[lost harbor]

obv hes a good player

hes just got a shit take on this particular subject

stop fanboying lmao

[fluid ermine]

this is like saying if I do 8 hours of kovaak a day and in a year im astra

I'm a genius

lol what

[lost harbor]

where did i shit on him

[latent vapor]

Wut

[lost harbor]

i said he had a shit take

i never attacked his skill

[fluid ermine]

hes basically equating how smart one is to the abilities in game

[lost harbor]

i didnt say that

[fluid ermine]

I said that

[elfin thistle]

its almost like playing more makes you better

idk tho

[fluid ermine]

no it doesn't

/s

[elfin thistle]

I just use aim assist

[latent vapor]

Ok....

[fluid ermine]

some people have it, and some don't

tfue is a god

[elfin thistle]

true I'm using my IQ to aim

its true

[fluid ermine]

I'm using my BA to aim

[elfin thistle]

I'm gold 3 as seen on my profile

caustic main

[fluid ermine]

if I was a college grad

my aim would be 10% lower

[elfin thistle]

looking for egirl to have e sex with

[fluid ermine]

but since I went to university

I have 10% better aim

[latent vapor]

If you do something alot you'll be good to a point... the extra steps are iq and being self aware

That's what I mean with the 8 hours

[lost harbor]

its almost like someone who is already talented and experienced at fps will improve at a fast rate at any fps game they try

[latent vapor]

^^

[lost harbor]

like no one here is denying that hes talented af

and rly good

[elfin thistle]

true I've been actually studying to aim

[lost harbor]

we're just saying his take on jitter aim is literally garbage

[elfin thistle]

I think after I finish this course in nuclear physics

I'd get gold aim

[lost harbor]

lol who am i fanboying

[fluid ermine]

this is all we said

[elfin thistle]

shut up you said tfue and tim bad

[lost harbor]

stop reaching lmao

😡

[elfin thistle]

pc braindeads

smh

[lost harbor]

😡

[fluid ermine]

new meme alert

I'm pursuing my doctorate so I can get diamond aim

[latent vapor]

How is it fanboying giving someone praise

[elfin thistle]

I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class for nuclear physics

[fluid ermine]

I think with a bachelor degree I can get plat max

[elfin thistle]

I have over 500 confirmed As

[latent vapor]

I'm reading the ingredients to poptarts for silver aim rn

[lost harbor]

i acknowledge talented players talent while criticising his opinion and im a fanboy apparently

[elfin thistle]

shut up fanboy

pc braindead

[lost harbor]

ive probably watched less than half an hour of tfue gameplay

[fluid ermine]

idiot

[lost harbor]

😭

true

[elfin thistle]

bet you don't even have 5 PHDs

stfu

[fluid ermine]

how could you think you weren't a fanboy @lost harbor !??

[lost harbor]

true !!!

[elfin thistle]

new arenas map btw

[fluid ermine]

FANBOY

[latent vapor]

No tfue dick riders are allowed here sorry guys

[elfin thistle]

damn but his dick is so good

[lost harbor]

please stop bullying me im going to sub to tfue's twitch rn

[latent vapor]

V tru

[elfin thistle]

tier 3 sub?

[lost harbor]

for sure

[fluid ermine]

I got gifted a month sub to him lol

[latent vapor]

You know what's funny tho

[fluid ermine]

idk how twitch works

[elfin thistle]

I only watch prof lando's streams

[latent vapor]

Tfue would have more earnings than Hal ez

[elfin thistle]

I am a student in ligma university

[fluid ermine]

oh ya

[lost harbor]

i hope to get accepted there one day

[elfin thistle]

sugma state is nubbad too

but only ligma U has femboy catboy cheerleaders

[latent vapor]

Is that uni in Kenya?

[lost harbor]

some1s been typing for a real long time lmao

[latent vapor]

Hahahhaha

[lost harbor]

copypasta incoming?

[elfin thistle]

he must be typing something about dragons

[lost harbor]

🤔

[latent vapor]

[elfin thistle]

Thiws expewiment, uwu see, iws done with neko-chan! uwu pet neko-chan awnd put hew in a box awnd cwose iwt so uwu cawn't heaw hew if she goes "nyan~!" so if, wike, the box goes "dokka-n~", awnd the cat goes "waaah!!" uwu wont know! but she couwd juwst gow "fuwaaa~" awnd juwst take a nap awnd uwu awso wouwdn't know. eeto, she iws wike, both sweeping awnd in a wong~ nap ehehe! shuwedinga-san thought onwy dummies wouwd think wike thiws because wike, if neko-chan goes "pokkuwi~" she cawn onwy gow "pokkuwi~!!" awnd nowt "fuwaaa~" so kopenhagen intewupwetation makes no sense fow the big neko-chan!\

[latent vapor]

Can we compare our cocks in relation to tfues ?

[fluid ermine]

can we make a tfue fanboi thread plz

so we can discuss him more?????

I can't get enough of TFUE

[elfin thistle]

you're welcome

[latent vapor]

Did hollow have leave bc of his AimLab deal ? or is he still here idk how to check

I am a hollow fan

[elfin thistle]

he's probably tap strafing

[latent vapor]

I am a Tfue fan

[elfin thistle]

got into a tap straf accident

the velocity injured him

[alpine trail]

no

[lost harbor]

its me no#1 tfue fanboy

[alpine trail]

aimlab is an aim trainer and voltaic is an aim server group thing

[lost harbor]

apex chat? more like tfue fandom

[elfin thistle]

genshin chat

[alpine trail]

Voltaic is also partnered with aimlab which is cool

[lost harbor]

genshin/tfue/femboy chat

[alpine trail]

Well they have their benchmarks integrated at least

[elfin thistle]

why are there two genshin chats in voltaic

[alpine trail]

spill

the

tea

[elfin thistle]

Idk I haven't really been playing vaaks recently

woah

[alpine trail]

Oh so no secret saucy information

[elfin thistle]

I am currently so smooth I often slip when I walk

and when I hit the ground I just slide

[proven pulsar]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1177185035?t=03h56m05s

[alpine trail]

Torje Walking Playlist

[elfin thistle]

are you also astra reactivity

[proven pulsar]

he thought i was stream sniping

💀

[elfin thistle]

stop stream sniping

[latent vapor]

Does the aimlabs ranking transfer over to this discord or not really

[elfin thistle]

another OP thing every PC player does

[alpine trail]

every ttv ever:

[alpine trail]

No

[elfin thistle]

I can open twitch on my ps1

[alpine trail]

However the Aim Lab voltaic does if you do the benchmarks in Events

[elfin thistle]

pc cheaters

[latent vapor]

I'm master 4 in the rank system on labs

[elfin thistle]

the average roller

its ok that roller has aim assist cuz the roller practiced very hard before graduating from the factory

pc players dont even practice half as hard as roller players

stfu pc player

you have ur whole arm to aim

[latent vapor]

Yeh there's some broken benchmarks fr

Got top 0.01% on my 1st go lol

[elfin thistle]

astra complete AL when

Gyro?

Gyro Deez nuts

[alpine trail]

Headshot precision is free Grandmaster 1

[latent vapor]

yea my best in gridshot is 88k

[elfin thistle]

Usually it tells me I have slow hands and fast reaction time

So

[latent vapor]

Fr lol

[elfin thistle]

My hands are fast and slow

Shrodinger's hands

[latent vapor]

Idk how ppl get 100k+

[elfin thistle]

I am shrodinger

[elfin thistle]

Become spastic

[latent vapor]

Mmm sorta but you have to go super speed

[elfin thistle]

Play valorant for thirty minutes, get an epileptic seizure and then play gridshot

Instant 100k

[latent vapor]

Val I love and hate lol

I think they are cheaters

I think 165k is real #1

[elfin thistle]

every pc player cheats

so idk what you're saying

Side note what should I cook for dinner

Idk man

Aimlabs when it was 30% ruined it for me

Idk

Last I checked like 40

Plug ur pc into ur brain

Use ur brain as ram

Get skemmed

Unfortunate

Mine is

I sometimes use my brain as a PC to play apex

It's why I lose braincells

Roller is just harder to play apex with

No tap strafing

Can't fly

Tap strafing is OP pls remove

[small folio]

help

[elfin thistle]

Sheeesh

Ok what can I make with noodles that'll be nice

There is no food on the fridge

Ok there's vegetables

[alpine trail]

anyone knows any yt or streamer who has godlike aim? lesser known ones
mnk only btw

[elfin thistle]

Shut up pc player

Roller supremacy

[alpine trail]

nope

yt or twitch?

better than aimbot?

fav aimbot

he's like the benchmark imo

[fluid ermine]

anyone want to aimbot using AA on cod with me

[alpine trail]

ok ill look him up

[alpine trail]

you talking to me?

does ceryal stream? his last yt vid is 6 mths ago

👍

[proven pulsar]

imagine cheating in pubs

[elfin thistle]

Pc cheater

Anyway do meatballs have baking soda in them

I forgor

[lost harbor]

honestly his vids have spoiled me

[elfin thistle]

Do meatballs have baking soda in them

[lost harbor]

it's hard to appreciate most mechanical players after watching aimbot

[lost harbor]

i think some recipes do

[elfin thistle]

Hmm

[lost harbor]

im not sure

[elfin thistle]

I forgor if I usually add them

[lost harbor]

usually i don't use it in meatballs

[elfin thistle]

Do you just use soy sauce

And salt

[lost harbor]

his movement is so smooth and he doesn't even do supergliding and crazy shit

soy sauce in meatballs is good

soy sauce in meatball gravy goes hard

[elfin thistle]

Hmm I can't remember if I usually add baking soda

[lost harbor]

like the creamy gravy add a bit of soya sauce

[elfin thistle]

Fuck

Oh

I'm making meatball soup

Kekw

[lost harbor]

ahh

well soya sauce either wwy

[elfin thistle]

I'm mixing it in with da balls

[lost harbor]

idk aimbot ras and selly have really different movement when compared to na players

idk what it is

they just look completely different when they juke

[alpine trail]

Aimbot is just like the perfect combination of aim and movement

It’s quite disgusting

Ras is like device, he’s textbook apex

Asian power

[lost harbor]

korean mechanics built diff

most pros from other regions look like bots compared to them

[bright elm]

why cant imperialhal have aimbot 6974 mechanics

[astral pebble]

man I'm feeling super fucked from the second shot. my daily walk speed halved

[alpine trail]

Hal doesn’t have his mechanics but he has his mouth

[lost harbor]

too busy yelling + 52cm sens

[alpine trail]

Beams people with his mouse

Mouth

[bright elm]

bro that picture of him with his mic

why did he do that LOL

[lost harbor]

send

i didn't see

[hallow arrow]

is it him trying to suck his mic

it was for gifted subs

[alpine trail]

Things people do for money

[bright elm]

i would do this for money

what

[alpine trail]

Lol

[bright elm]

its a funny meme now

[alpine trail]

I'd do it for free

[small folio]

i got steamrolled by 3 level 10 players

👍

[bright elm]

ayo?

[alpine trail]

I see many asians

Anyone from Singapore?

[bright elm]

im from vietnam

[alpine trail]

llomo is from singapore

👀

[bright elm]

llomo the goat

🐐

[hallow arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888622831800320011/898512571521458196/unknown.png

first 20k

[bright elm]

ayyy congrats

[iron dragon]

pog champion

[bright elm]

and u got 4k too

[small folio]

missed a 1clip because screenshake from care package dropping

i suck

[bright elm]

[bright elm]

get better at compensating for visual clutter

[small folio]

it's not even visual clutter

the screen shake threw me off

[lost harbor]

me

and ll0m0

[alpine trail]

Nice me too

[lost harbor]

swag

[elfin thistle]

Have you been to NS yet

[alpine trail]

Lol

[alpine trail]

Have you completed reservist?

[lost harbor]

i have done neither 🙂

[alpine trail]

😆

[elfin thistle]

I am currently in NS

Fun

[alpine trail]

Went for one reservist and never went back

[elfin thistle]

How

Did you ord as lcp

[alpine trail]

Police reservist is boring

[elfin thistle]

Oh

Spf

Smh

[alpine trail]

Shrugs

[elfin thistle]

Lucky bastard

Escaped the outfield life

I had outfield every day for 4 months

[alpine trail]

Vocation was in the lockup, definitely more fun than outfield imo

Like the most fun vocation

Everyday for 4 months is wtf

Real life apex

[elfin thistle]

Combat engineer life

Are you Chinese

Or nah

[alpine trail]

Yeah

[elfin thistle]

Oh

Were there a lot of Chinese people in ur unit

[alpine trail]

Half were Chinese

[elfin thistle]

I hear that most Chinese people end up in the SAF

[lost harbor]

isn't odds of getting spf/scdf like hella low if ur chinese

[alpine trail]

Not really , half my squad were Chinese

[lost harbor]

i see

[elfin thistle]

Oof in combat engineers the ratio was like

8-2 I think

Chinese to non Chinese

[alpine trail]

Definitely more Chinese in saf

[elfin thistle]

In 8 SAB it's more like 20-1

Kekw

[alpine trail]

You both Chinese?

[elfin thistle]

I am

[lost harbor]

yeah

[alpine trail]

We all know why more Chinese in saf

[lost harbor]

yeah ofc

[alpine trail]

😆

[elfin thistle]

What toys did the SPF have

[alpine trail]

Mp5, m16 and pistol

[elfin thistle]

Shid

I'd love to use mp5 over SAR 21

SAR 21 is so ass

[alpine trail]

I never tried m16 though

Didn’t get the chance

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

My unit had

SAR 21

Ultimax

Gpmg

Matador

[alpine trail]

I carried my pistol to 85 market to Tabao all the time though

[elfin thistle]

Some grenade line launcher

[alpine trail]

Felt badass

[elfin thistle]

Kekw

Shoot the seller

Free product

Ez

[alpine trail]

We get priority all the time

Police first

[elfin thistle]

Abuse of authority

I'm calling sgsecure

Chao polis

@alpine trail are you gold +

I desperately need a third teammate

[alpine trail]

Having dinner sorry lol

[lean flax]

still need?

[elfin thistle]

Yes

In Asia region

Plat rn

By need I mean

Maybe for a few days

[lean flax]

u playing rn?

[elfin thistle]

Not rn

Later

[lean flax]

ah whats ur steam friend code

ill add u

[elfin thistle]

295775683

177013

[lean flax]

sent

[elfin thistle]

To 177013?

[lean flax]

both

[elfin thistle]

👍

[small folio]

👍

[chilly charm]

[elfin thistle]

[hallow arrow]

[astral pebble]

agh

so dead don't feel like apex today

[elfin thistle]

ogay

who wants to queue apex ranked

sg servers plat

rn

@lean flax

[hoary hamlet]

apex just doesnt wanna work on my laptop man

im getting blackscreen on fullscreen mode

like the sound of everything working is there

other than that nothing else

i give up on apex....

[bright elm]

bro

I fucking hate it when a deathbox is between a fucking door

i want to interact with the deathbox to armor swap

nah

i open the door instead

garbage game dude

[hoary hamlet]

ahh yes

i've died due to that too many times

[lean flax]

5 mins

[rapid reef]

just took off sensor ring for my gpx

feels way less scratchy holy shit

[lean flax]

hmm maybe i should try that

the scratching from my deathadder is so irritating

[rapid reef]

im using corepads on ac+ and it was so scratchy before, never thought to change anything

just the sensor ring alone n it feels so much better

[lean flax]

doesn't affect anything else?

[rapid reef]

dont see why it would

can give it a search tho

[elfin thistle]

my hien seems to be significantly more rough on the side I usually use

hmmm is it just breaking it in or am I actually damaging it

[rapid reef]

same with ac+

think its just normal wear

[elfin thistle]

I see

[bright elm]

it's getting more rough?

[elfin thistle]

like

slower ig

[bright elm]

yes

[elfin thistle]

but less scratchy

[bright elm]

it's supposed to slow down

[elfin thistle]

I see

[bright elm]

because the more you use it, the more you smoothen out the texture

[elfin thistle]

on the bright side its now a lot more controlllable

[bright elm]

so it becomes slower

im just shitting the bed in every fps game besides TS heavy games

[elfin thistle]

its supposed to be pretty consistent past the first week right?

[bright elm]

yeah

more like the first 3 weeks

for me at least

BRO

I'VE GOTTEN A FUCKING P2020 OFF DROP 6 TIMES IN A ROW

AGAINST LMGS AND SHOTGUNS

???????????

[rapid reef]

only thing ive seen is someone thinks the ring keeps the sensor the ideal distance from the mouse pad, so dont remove it otherwise dpi will shift a little. however, the other feet i have on are the same height so its not like the sensor has moved. plus dont even think a very minute change in height will affect dpi

[lean flax]

ah ok, ill try it out later

the scratching has been bugging me for months

[rapid reef]

literally same lmao

no sensor ring buff pogu

[waxen berry]

Head glitchers huh

[bright elm]

@waxen berry my clip better

[waxen berry]

o LOL

that heckin sucks

your teammates were a mile behind you

[bright elm]

well i killed myself

going up the rope

so i deserved that

i just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

i played like ass in valorant last night and now im playing like ass in apex

the slump coming back

[waxen berry]

prob couldve Q'd down the rope

[bright elm]

prolly

but i already committed to the slide

[waxen berry]

god its getting colder outside, now i have to wear a sweater :/

[bright elm]

i got the kim buff

ong

i don't have her

im guaranteed her though

[deep linden]

I have 10k kills on wraith but no 20 kill badge

[bright elm]

damn

i have c5

i got 5 copies of her when i was rolling for the raiden shogun

idk how

im not a weeb either

i only watched like

5 animes

in my entire life

man i don't even talk about anime

or anything japanese related at all

unless it's food

being bullied by weebs

is that even possible

relax on the toxicity

they're keeping an eye on apex chat now

bro i was 1 year old

in 2005

you weren't even born

[trail grail]

If you get bullied by vtuber simps then yes

[bright elm]

impossible

[mellow kestrel]

Mfs are born after 2005?

Tf

[bright elm]

what's ur posture

i believe that replicating your posture will give me GM aim

[elfin thistle]

whoever enjoys playing king's canyon is a psychpath

[bright elm]

when pubs rotated to olympus

i started doing good

[elfin thistle]

same

[bright elm]

who would get this wrong

[elfin thistle]

me

I chose D

[bright elm]

you chose my d

si

[elfin thistle]

I was gonna say cuz I wanted to give you my d

unlucky

[bright elm]

??

ayo im a minor

[elfin thistle]

oh shit

why do I hear sirens

[trail grail]

that guy I’ve told you about spends 1/4 of his time in chat simping his vtuber waifu while trying to tell me aim assist isn’t a problem. My mans you barely play the game.

[bright elm]

he spends more time watching vtubers

than playing agmes

games

[trail grail]

Yes

[bright elm]

guaranteed

[elfin thistle]

he watches vtubers he knows what he's talking about

at least 5 vtubers play apex

[trail grail]

“You’re wrong because this vtuber plays apex” my mans your favorite vtuber does plat giveaways because you dogshit monkeys can’t even get out of gold pls stop

[elfin thistle]

people who think AA is balanced are the same people who are so bad they do they opposite of aiming and fight the aim assist

I wouldn't know tho

I'm a professional gold 3 caustic main looking for discord egirls

[iron dragon]

you need to play valorant to find those

[elfin thistle]

unfortunate

[trail grail]

The same type of mfers that need aim assist to shoot their shot with a bitch get rejected and then blame women for putting them at a disadvantage

[elfin thistle]

there are too many valorant players

[elfin thistle]

sounds like an upstanding member of society

I wouldnt know tho

I have a pickup line with a 100% success rate

[trail grail]

@elfin thistle I rarely engage with anyone in vtuber chat at all

Hence why I don’t even talk to HFS

[elfin thistle]

vtuber chat?

there's a vtuber chat?

[trail grail]

I’m just counting HFS

Hololive fan server

no

I need aa to piss

But that would mean I would need someone to hold my dick

[surreal linden]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-gif-20430815

[trail grail]

🙈

Broke mfers can afford a $4000 pc build but can’t afford mnk

[elfin thistle]

stoopid ass pc players sticking to mnk

[wintry scroll]

we have been wasting our time improving our mnk aim when we can just use the superior input

😤

[elfin thistle]

if the sun is blue and water smells dry, how does white sound like

[wintry scroll]

(in #apex )

xd

INS got 2k tho which is rlly cracked lmfao

[elfin thistle]

the no.1 IDDH score came from a seizure

[trail grail]

Society

[elfin thistle]

I was once told

"cheating makes me better at the game"

[bright elm]

https://streamable.com/wkfmf3

following llomo's ways