apex

[autumn harness]

I hate milk

farts

[alpine trail]

Because you lose the enzymes that breaks down milk

[burnt stone]

You can develop it since you kinda need your moms milk at birth kekw

[alpine trail]

Because you’re not supposed to really drink milk as you get older

[alpine trail]

why not?

[burnt stone]

Why does nature not want use to drink milk

[autumn harness]

because God said so

sini god

[burnt stone]

God can suck me

[autumn harness]

damn I will

[alpine trail]

Well, some humans evolved to be able to drink milk as they age

[burnt stone]

Maybe I'll get good aim that way 😳

[alpine trail]

But before that, most people were lactose intolerant

Ye

But

[burnt stone]

It just doesn't make sense to my why we have a limited time event on milk drinking

[alpine trail]

It tastes like skim milk

Which is just water milk

[burnt stone]

Can you drink almond milk

[autumn harness]

weak people are allergic to nuts

don't @ me

[burnt stone]

Deez nuts

Gottem

[autumn harness]

i bet you're allergic to nuts

[burnt stone]

Every milk that isn't normal milk is so fucking delicious

[alpine trail]

I havent aim trained in a while and i am so shaky 😢

[autumn harness]

nut free zone looking ass

sheeesh bronze

[alpine trail]

im cracked 🥶

[autumn harness]

allergic to controllers

[burnt stone]

Coconut milk is very thin/smooth has a silky texture

Almond milk is fairly sweet but there is a no sugar kind iirc that is mostly just almond flavor and tastes hella good

Soy milk is basically cracked out normal milk iirc but my grandmother had issues with it that i don't know the details of

Get the unsweetened kind 100% normal has some sweetness and vanilla is a lot more sweet

I can't go back to normal milk

[hoary hamlet]

got the game working

finally

[burnt stone]

Tastes mid

[hoary hamlet]

i think it works

windows 11 feels

[burnt stone]

Lets goo

[hoary hamlet]

let's hope

idk it feels like there's a weird input delay

idk how to explain it but its the feel thing

yes i have

scaling options ?

[alpine trail]

you get a new pc?

[hoary hamlet]

nope

laptop itself

[alpine trail]

Oh

[hoary hamlet]

new pc KEKW

[alpine trail]

I might try W11

[hoary hamlet]

tbh its not bad hella clean

[alpine trail]

is it free for licensed w10 users?

[hoary hamlet]

[hoary hamlet]

ues

yes*

[alpine trail]

where do i get it

[hoary hamlet]

go to windows update

[alpine trail]

Do i put it on a flashdrive like W10?

Oh ok

[hoary hamlet]

nothing like showing off a 10 year old case with brand new hardware

you can do a fresh install if you want

[alpine trail]

same i also like the older aesthetic

[hoary hamlet]

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows11 @alpine trail

[alpine trail]

ty

[hoary hamlet]

np

make sure your pc is compatiable @alpine trail

if it isnt there's always workarounds

like what i did <.<

[alpine trail]

it is

dang

[hoary hamlet]

tbh its decent working better than windows 10

[alpine trail]

i dont game that much anymore anyway

[hoary hamlet]

gaming is slowly becoming boring

[alpine trail]

yep lol

[hoary hamlet]

only thing i find fun is ranked in apex

[alpine trail]

i havent gamed in 3 weeks so far

[hoary hamlet]

but this season its just not it

imma stay hardstuck gold

[alpine trail]

and if i do im running around in the firing range watching netflix

same

and im still young

[hoary hamlet]

tbh both

[alpine trail]

i just don't enjoy them anymore

[hoary hamlet]

tet aint you like 16

[alpine trail]

16

yeah

[hoary hamlet]

^

[alpine trail]

lol

[hoary hamlet]

^^^^

get what you can now

the good part of the world

if it exists <.<

[alpine trail]

this used to say like 140 lol

i was at 240 during the summer

not on apex though

[hoary hamlet]

i miss football

good ol days

[alpine trail]

i played baseball until i was like 9

it was fun

[hoary hamlet]

the hand one i think

not the ones we associate with

they call it football while playing with hands

americans

[alpine trail]

oh you played soccer

[hoary hamlet]

yep

[solar bison]

How do you check your hours on val

I really don't know how to

Hmm

[hoary hamlet]

LMAO

[alpine trail]

@solar bison https://tracker.gg/valorant

then look at your hours on the agents and add it all up

true

you could just do an IQ test

[hoary hamlet]

i might be getting a small upgrade soon

i cant wait

[alpine trail]

[hoary hamlet]

SSD nd ram here i come

[solar bison]

@alpine trail ty

[alpine trail]

np

[hoary hamlet]

if i get the ram as well i'll be able to join vc using browser

[alpine trail]

yeah going from hdd to ssd is a night and day difference

[hoary hamlet]

desktop> laptop

8gb

they really do

2666

same as your

ddr4

......

its okay there there

[solar bison]

Okay

I have 38 hours total

[alpine trail]

i have 83

34 of those hours on jett and 18hrs on reyna

the rest are random agents

[alpine trail]

83 in comp i forgot to add unrated

[hoary hamlet]

nope ?

i've got ok aim in val

[alpine trail]

in total 54hrs on jett and 28hrs on reyna

[hoary hamlet]

1 hour....

[static rose]

bruh cs / val just feels so slow and boring

i need to be constantly stimulating my brain with inputs and moving

wym

[hoary hamlet]

never played it

[static rose]

i never had a rank lol

[solar bison]

Lol

I don't like val

Shit game

Going back to siege

[hoary hamlet]

siege ?

[alpine trail]

rainbow 6 siege

[solar bison]

Yeh

[hoary hamlet]

ohh

[solar bison]

Haven't played for months

[hoary hamlet]

never played it..

[solar bison]

But my friend is going to get back

[hoary hamlet]

only games i've played is d2 apex nd val

[solar bison]

I literally only play real games with friends

[hoary hamlet]

nd some ps4 games while back

[alpine trail]

bye bye windows 10

[hoary hamlet]

👍

[alpine trail]

time to backup anything important

[solar bison]

Guys

[hoary hamlet]

aftet installing it just go search up optimizations

yes seon ?

[solar bison]

Who is offended by fat people

[alpine trail]

i did freethy windows 10 optimization pack thing but i dont think that would work for windows 11

[hoary hamlet]

dont think it will

[hoary hamlet]

no one

i dont think people care tbh

[solar bison]

What about abuse to fat people

[hoary hamlet]

become they are fat ?

that isnt right den

[solar bison]

I have a clip of abuse

Want to see

https://streamable.com/u2pk8v

[alpine trail]

I’m confused

[solar bison]

no money???

[alpine trail]

you should try FiveM

It’s pretty fun

[solar bison]

what's that

[alpine trail]

Gta rp

[hoary hamlet]

you good man?

[solar bison]

oh right

[alpine trail]

There is also other types of servers though

[solar bison]

gta is so boring

lol

[alpine trail]

Like racing servers and stuff

rp is fun asf

[iron dragon]

gta pvp used to be fun until shitters and other degens ruined it

samp dm still the king

[alpine trail]

I quit pvp in 2018

I played base if you know what that is

[iron dragon]

yea ik

i'm more of a free roam guy

[alpine trail]

then a wave of new players started playing base then I quit

idk about the Freeroam community but 90% of the players in the base community were scammers

And they just scammed modded accounts off each other

[iron dragon]

i always modded my own accounts

[solar bison]

https://streamable.com/shuoug

anti-simping

[alpine trail]

This was on ps4

[iron dragon]

ah

[alpine trail]

On pc I mod my own accounts

But transferring was removed so you can’t transfer from ps3 as I’m sure you know

[solar bison]

you can mod on ps4?

[alpine trail]

No

[iron dragon]

https://youtu.be/WN4__NIxgb8

samp dm still king

[alpine trail]

woah even installing looks so different

Oh you did San Andreas

[iron dragon]

i did sa iv and v

[solar bison]

astra clicking

was that pc or console

[iron dragon]

pc

[solar bison]

shee

was that all aim or assist

[iron dragon]

idk if nowlyz cheats, wouldn't be surprised if he did since it's 2021

all aim afaik

[solar bison]

Bro Im losing braincells playing

how does anyone play gta

it's 99% travelling

[alpine trail]

I did RNG in 2016 then did base from 2017-late 2018 on gta5

you can’t even make a local account

You need to connect to internet and make a Microsoft account wtf

I don’t game as much anymore so idk about the performance difference

I just thought it would be better for normal use but so far I don’t like it

I got to make a Microsoft account now lol

Really?

I might just reinstall the windows 10 media installation and reinstall windows 10

[solar bison]

yh no point in getting windows 11

[alpine trail]

nvm you can make a local account if you unplug your Ethernet cable once it asks you to make a Microsoft account

But even the installer feels super slow

bro windows 11 is so bad LOL

It feels so slow & laggy

[solar bison]

Can you undo?

[alpine trail]

I like the layout a lot so hopefully they fix it in the future

But for now back to win10 I go

It feels smoother now I might just stick with it tbh

[solar bison]

Wd11 or wd10

[alpine trail]

w11

Once the nvidia control panel installed and I put it to 144hz everything feels smoother and not laggy

[alpine trail]

Not far from apex

Kings canyon walking simulator

[proven pulsar]

True

[alpine trail]

You can’t move it to the left?

Oh you mean like to the top

Or right

I’ve always had mine at the bottom so it feels normal for me

I just got to figure out how to move it to the left

The middle feels weird

What is?

Having it at the right?

[solar bison]

[alpine trail]

I never use the taskbar on my second monitor

and the bottom left just feels more natural to me so I always kept it there

[turbid ruin]

https://youtu.be/3eBd6Muorzk

[solar bison]

Tofu

😍

[alpine trail]

oo that sade sample in the song tho

[deep linden]

My desktop do be poggers tho

[alpine trail]

noice

[solar bison]

[deep linden]

I had to edit audacity to binance since I don't use audacity that much anymore

Rainmeter is so much fun to play with

[little verge]

I haven't heard the word rainmeter in like 7 years. I remember the only people ever used it to make their PC look like some Jarvis shit.

[surreal linden]

i usually think its cringe and pointless to argue with retards or post links to their tweets

https://twitter.com/itstyphonic/status/1447945391698239491?s=21

Ole Gas Daddy (@ItsTyphonic)

@hero56k Mans probably has a $4k+ setup, Best gaming chair in the world. Aims with his WHOLE ASS ARM .. Yet still bitches about a $60 controller that the player is aiming with his THUMB on ... lmao Go buy that $500+ mouse next time .. maybe that will unlock some skill for you.

Twitter · Oct 12, 2021, 3:20 PM

but there is just no shot this isn’t bait

[alpine trail]

hate that twitter makes oyu sign in

lol

if you try to click on a profile or smth

[hoary hamlet]

its butter smooth

[proven pulsar]

https://youtu.be/Kku-908o0Dk

W

[hoary hamlet]

big W

noko is great content

lstar lover but good content

[static rose]

ppl like this think everyone has a good build but that's probs like less than 5% of the pc player base lmao

[alpine trail]

PC playerbase is already a small fraction of total playerbase anyway

yep

probably not even 10%

[alpine trail]

its smart of tsm to pick these guys up

[hoary hamlet]

yeo

[alpine trail]

because if they didnt I feel like 100T probably would've

[hoary hamlet]

they really would've

100t already picked up a god team

only thing they need to do is perform

[alpine trail]

I wonder if 100T just didn't offer noko a good contract or if they werent interested in him

bcuz Noko said the only team he would join was 100T in S7

[hoary hamlet]

idk

maybe maybe not

[alpine trail]

Windows 11 is actually so nice ngl

I love the new layout

[hoary hamlet]

see

[alpine trail]

even if you get less performance in games idc

[hoary hamlet]

it doesnt atleast for me

[alpine trail]

I haven't even installed steam yet

[hoary hamlet]

go search up optimize things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o-SZSxygzY @alpine trail

[static rose]

iirc some reports say that amd based builds get less performance

also disabling virtualized based security is whats going to help

[alpine trail]

I watched a vid and isnt that only on prebuilts?

and if you fresh install it have it

i could be wrong

[hoary hamlet]

most of it apply

i did it to mine

[alpine trail]

Ok i will ty

[hoary hamlet]

nd im pretty sure mines the worst pc here

so if it works it should work for you aswell

[alpine trail]

time to find a good wallpaper

is there any good websites?

all the ones on google are so bad

[hoary hamlet]

im trynna upload some backgrounds for you

but the files are too large...

[alpine trail]

rip

like these are all so bad lol

[hoary hamlet]

@alpine trail https://unsplash.com/s/photos/dark-aesthetic

good site

[alpine trail]

okty

[left meadow]

is finger tip grip worth switching to

and any tips on switching to it

[alpine trail]

I'd switch to claw

It's all personal preference but I feel like claw is more comfortable

yeah ftip is nice

[trail grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806694033300127778/897587299221639188/unknown.png

[left meadow]

do you have a good starting sens for it so i can learn off that then brand out and see what i like

i got that sens for claw too lol

thank you though

[alpine trail]

Try SYW scen

[left meadow]

also does using 1600 actually make a difference?

[alpine trail]

Smooth your wrist

[left meadow]

what cm

[alpine trail]

1600 vs 800 is marginal difference

I play on 800

[left meadow]

but what does at do

and why should i or not use 1600dpi

also what is the syw sens?

[alpine trail]

Syw try any sens

Whatever sens you were planning to try or use

[left meadow]

oh scenario

i read it as sens

okay thanks tak also still waiting for the click timing scen

[alpine trail]

ohhh right

forgot about that

just search B90

any of those should be fine

[left meadow]

for sure

[alpine trail]

B180, B90, Pressure aiming

search those

[left meadow]

im bad with static too

[alpine trail]

pressure is good for static

[left meadow]

okay ty

[alpine trail]

basically targets move towards you

and you have to hit them before they bounce back/disappear

[left meadow]

scary lol

interesting

[static rose]

for static, pokeball scenarios are good

gets ur speed up

[left meadow]

also do i hold down while with ts scen

?

[static rose]

yea

[little verge]

Tracking/TS always hold down, don't try and cheese accuracy.

[left meadow]

okay i wasnt sure

[static rose]

i mean for the most part cheesing accuracy won't do much in kovaaks since it usually doesn't make a diff

[left meadow]

right any tips for tensing up

[static rose]

stretch ur hands more often

[left meadow]

okay what about my arm?

same thing?

[static rose]

yeah massage ur arm a bit

helps me

also actively telling yourself to losen up ur tension during the scenario

[left meadow]

okay thanks.

i appreciate it alott

[static rose]

NP

[little verge]

Love it, battery finishes and even switches to my gun again and in that time I STILL die as if I didn't heal at all.

[alpine trail]

pk or eva

[little verge]

It's amazing how Apex has had the worst servers out of any BR, but somehow are getting worse with every passing month.

HOLY SHIT lol I threw my jumppad and it just self destructed on the ground

Perfectly flat surface in the open and it just fucking explodes as I go to slide over it the second I throw it.

[alpine trail]

That has to be a bug

kind of like gibbys dome sometimes when you throw it it wont work

then you have to wait another 40secs

[little verge]

Guy says nothing the whole match, I'm just diving any kills I see. Ping where I'm going and the guy dies on his own and says "you're a bitch" lol. Typical pubs man.

[static rose]

im a pub main 😦

[little verge]

I love the abuse from trashcans, it sustains me.

[proven pulsar]

https://fxtwitter.com/hero56k/status/1435768276789829634?s=19

same energy

[static rose]

LMFAO

[little verge]

Love the Skyrim music too for the pure tourist mode lol

Oh well, the major takeaway is I solod a lot of duos, especially someone revtaning in pubs.

[astral pebble]

is the Halloween or whatever event on

o shit

new event indeed

1000 damage in BR lets go

can i do this in an hour?!

damn 20 arenas games wat

https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageExcitedSkunkWholeWheat-r3R1ElghAek4ZiIH

FUCK APEX

fucking garbage

fuck landing on garbage loot

[solar bison]

[alpine trail]

clearly using godmode

[astral pebble]

and the fuck is up with queues

takes forever

20 mins playing i got into 3 fucking matches

to die 30 seconds after drop

fuckign waste of time

fuck

i just want to get this fucking shit event done

FUCK

[alpine trail]

wtf

[astral pebble]

wonder if queues on EU are less fucked

2am... noe

OK

fuck this garbage game

30 fucking minutes

[alpine trail]

yeah apex is dogshit

idk why anyone plays apex anymore

[alpine trail]

if u didnt miss, u wouldve won

he didnt miss

the guy just has godmode

[astral pebble]

miss fucking what, i had probably the shittiest gun in the game after 2020

11 fucking damage after specifically aiming at the head

fucking garbage

[little verge]

Just plug in the roller, never miss.

[astral pebble]

nice

finally some fucking progress

[alpine trail]

good job

768 damage?

[astral pebble]

nice fucking R99

[alpine trail]

u also missed a lot

[astral pebble]

just wasted an entire fucking clip of 301 into my teammate beacuse the fucking nametag is removed during ads

fucking struggling indie game company

fucking garbage

[lean flax]

https://clips.twitch.tv/AgileStrongPlumageTakeNRG-X5xFq8WfDewrkheB

[astral pebble]

yeah that

and i couldnt fucking disconnect in time either

[alpine trail]

wtf

thats weird

[bright elm]

wait yeah why does the name rtags

go away

when you ads

wtf

[alpine trail]

is that a bug?

or is it meant to happen now

[solar bison]

[astral pebble]

its been like this

[alpine trail]

oh

[astral pebble]

is rampart takeover gone from arenas

[alpine trail]

really?

[astral pebble]

i havente played since that shit

[alpine trail]

i didnt know it was always like that

[astral pebble]

yeah its always been

[alpine trail]

idk

[astral pebble]

fucking annoying

k now to camp to top 10

twice

then i can play some arenas

[solar bison]

When is rampart getting nerfed

[astral pebble]

they should just get rid of it back in the box

wtf is this thematic event thing

new shit in tab menu

one more

this shit anyone know

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

bro

my brain just went creative mode

deadass this was my poster like 30 minutes ago

now it's this

[solar bison]

#1 rule for school work

Lots of pictures

[bright elm]

idk i don't like this project

[solar bison]

Biology

[bright elm]

my teacher wants us to do in-depth research

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

but then turn all that info into a poster

i don't get it

i love bio

also people are still going on about how tf2 is a better game in #866423407637823528

i sparked a shitstorm

[static rose]

bruh lmfao

why u gotta do tf2 like that 😦

[bright elm]

i didn't

i just said the game is dead as a joke

and the guy started calling me a shit head

[golden berry]

xkristiann#7835 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bright elm]

oh dang

i can't use the r word

[astral pebble]

rip

hm just need one arenas match and 1k points is enough for today for this event

arenas i can prolly do on tokyo servers

[burnt stone]

rere?

[bright elm]

synonym of dumb

[golden berry]

j4zz#3002 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[astral pebble]

wTF? i can no longer revive in arenas?

[trail grail]

rere

[bright elm]

makes sense

[trail grail]

@proven pulsar

[bright elm]

we growing fairly fast

[solar bison]

LMFAOOO

Bozo

[golden berry]

seon.is²#4468 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bright elm]

therefore, we gotta be more strict idk

[solar bison]

Shit

[proven pulsar]

?

[golden berry]

ProbablyTokyo#6939 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bright elm]

they probably just banned it

[trail grail]

oof

[solar bison]

NOOOOOO

[proven pulsar]

LMAO

[trail grail]

hadda check if you got color name

[solar bison]

SINI making us conform to society

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

sorry sini

[proven pulsar]

whole apex chat bout to be removed

[trail grail]

[solar bison]

FUCKKKK

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-klee-wiggle-gif-18708544

[little verge]

I mean, it's not much of an Apex chat as much as it's just shitposting and genshin even though there's a genshin section.

The only thing to say about Apex is how bad it is lol.

[bright elm]

eh

idk about genshin

genshin in this chat has went down

significantly

other than the people who don't give a fuck

[bright elm]

TRUE

[solar bison]

[solar bison]

Let's keep it this way

Need more space for complaining

[alpine trail]

genshin in this chat wasnt really a big problem i feel like

[alpine trail]

there's so much other shit we talk about anyways lol

[bright elm]

it wasn't

it's just that people who don't even talk in here frequently

went ape mode and made a complaint to the mods

that we weren't talking about apex

that's what I was told

[static rose]

yeah lmao

there was plenty other stuff that was out of topic but no one batted an eye

[bright elm]

dude there's people who are pepega in #genshin who asks "tHIs iS aN aIM seRVER, wHY iS theRE a gENSHIN chAT???"

i look up there message history

and they only sent like

30 messages

and they've been here since march

[solar bison]

(me)

[astral pebble]

god damn what a waste of 20 minutes arenas match

[hallow arrow]

holy shit 20 minutes areans

[astral pebble]

right?

[hallow arrow]

how did that happen

[astral pebble]

well, felt like 20 more like 15 but whatever

still shit

9 rounds

[hallow arrow]

still pretty long

[astral pebble]

heh

enough apex for today

[astral pebble]

haha, this

[ember wagon]

oh my god

someone kill me

i watched free guy it is the worst movie my eyes have ever layed upon

i want to kill myself

[waxen berry]

its very cheese

[quartz perch]

That's what you get for watching movies

[bright elm]

LOL

[proven pulsar]

kek

[astral pebble]

lol free guy was amazing

wtf is wrong wiht you

literally the best shit to come out of hollyfailwood in 2021

(not saying much because the competition is lol)

[bright elm]

fr

if ryan reynolds is the main actor

you know it's going to be good

[alpine trail]

30-30 + wingman op

[astral pebble]

tak the hacker

[astral pebble]

not even aiming

just point and shoot

china hacks confirmed

why did the second guy go down? zone?

[alpine trail]

no

i shot him

[bright elm]

https://streamable.com/mp6jza

more off topic

[alpine trail]

i just flicked back so you didnt see damage

[bright elm]

clips

[alpine trail]

lmao

zombies

[astral pebble]

i just flickedhacked back so you didnt see damage

[bright elm]

this new map is sick

[astral pebble]

ftfy

[grizzled summit]

GOD DAMN IT

KRISTIAN

PLAY COLD WAR WTIH ME

[bright elm]

LOL tomorrow?

[alpine trail]

if i hit this :((((

[bright elm]

i don't think i have any work

besides

note reviewing

and just researching what program i wanna go into

and the requirements

[grizzled summit]

oo

tomorrow sounds good

we can maybe do kirby tomorrow as well

[bright elm]

okay 👍

have you played the new map

idk if it's new

[grizzled summit]

nope

[bright elm]

mauer der toten

[grizzled summit]

oh

mauer

yes

[bright elm]

my favourite map

hands down

[grizzled summit]

its so polished

[ember wagon]

are you slow

free guys was dog shit

[bright elm]

i only played die maschine tho

so i wouldn't know if the other maps are good

yeah

it's really polished

[alpine trail]

five guys

[ember wagon]

targetted towards 8 year olds with fortnite humor

[bright elm]

i like the design of it

[bright elm]

goated fast food restaurant

[grizzled summit]

have you tried the wonder weapon?

[bright elm]

yes

it's aight

[grizzled summit]

????/

[bright elm]

wait

idk

there's like

[grizzled summit]

my opinion of you is lowered saved

[bright elm]

5 different wonder weapons

LOL

[grizzled summit]

its the pistol with the orb

[bright elm]

idk what wonder weapon

[grizzled summit]

that transforms

[bright elm]

ur talking abou

oh that

it was sick

but it did less damage than i thought it would

probably because i only pap it twice

and not 3 times

[grizzled summit]

the other forms make up for it

[bright elm]

it has forms?

wtf

[grizzled summit]

yep

zombies will drop a golden pick-up

which lets you use the gun in other forms

no mention of squid gun

saddened

[alpine trail]

also @astral pebble

you can see the damage for like 1-3 frames lol

[alpine trail]

winguman

[grizzled summit]

you cannot throw a u into random words and expect it to stick

[alpine trail]

winguwoman

[bright elm]

ur name is pingu

[proven pulsar]

ping

[grizzled summit]

die

[static rose]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-gif-7226008

[grizzled summit]

unalive*

[bright elm]

yingu

[burnt stone]

hi ping

[grizzled summit]

isnt that the part that came directly before my clip lmfao

[burnt stone]

yes

[deep linden]

I have achieved the full 5G

[astral pebble]

thats me tomorrow

upgrading to UWB

[alpine trail]

i got 67.6 on pasu

i hate myself

.4 away from jade

[little verge]

You'll get it, trust.

[alpine trail]

its such a pain

might try 40cm instead of 30

[bright elm]

that's poop

[alpine trail]

ye?

[bright elm]

what's ur acc

[astral pebble]

damn this is really fucking annoying. vanilla and chocolate ice cream have different densities even when inside the same freezer. vanilla is soft enough but the chocolate is too hard to get it out of the box

[alpine trail]

was 87.75%

on pb

67.56

[alpine trail]

run your scooper/spoon under hot water

ezpz

[static rose]

Aimlab feels weird

like it doesn't feel like im hitting the target whenever i hit it

idk if that makes sense

since ur on aimlab

do the voltaic ranks appear on your profile like the aimlab benchmarks? or is it a diff page?

[elfin thistle]

Did they remove tap strafing yet

[static rose]

yeah they integrated it into aimlab itself

[bright elm]

yeah u just gotta speed up ur pace

[astral pebble]

its much more dense, like 2-3x at least.

[alpine trail]

im trying man

trying everything

its so rough

[static rose]

all the dynamic clicking scenarios feel annoying

even though i enjoy the pain of doing popcorn

my god

popcorned from like 300m away lmao

kraber is like a hyper wingman with the bullet velocity

can you one shot a gibby with white armor and gunshield?

or will the gibby eat it

i forget the health values

i can't believe we really used to start with no armor lol

yeah i feel like it messes with the flow of the game too much

like now im looting for 2 mins trying to find this bp so i can store some heals and a good amt of ammo

you could also say it makes managing your inventory a much more thoughtful process but its not something i really wanna be worried about lmao

when they fucked up the loot distributions of backpacks that one update

shit felt like finding a gold hop up

i guess that was an oversight on their part

[alpine trail]

happens in batches

thats why

[twilit flicker]

flatline is so good

[small folio]

we didn't have voicelines for quickdraw either

[bright elm]

the day u pick up a controller is the day u become stupid - kristian (helpful)

u become smart

it cancels oit

out*

[small folio]

omw to pick up roller

[bright elm]

yes

u dont

this one tough boys

help me out

[small folio]

12

[bright elm]

i think its 4 tho

[small folio]

wait i'm dumb

it's 20

where's the option wtf

[alpine trail]

32

[bright elm]

a lot

last time i checked

[twilit flicker]

a lot of people sadly

[small folio]

where the fuck is the option for the right answer

[bright elm]

over 10k

[alpine trail]

4+4 = 8 x 4 = 32 or am i dumb

[bright elm]

thats the point

[dreamy spade]

pemdas

[twilit flicker]

multiply first

[bright elm]

the right answer isnt there

[dreamy spade]

or is it pemdaz?

order of operations

[bright elm]

whoever chooses an answer there is stupid

[small folio]

[bright elm]

[small folio]

bruh

[bright elm]

pemdas/bedmas

[alpine trail]

ohhh yeah i forgot about that

[bright elm]

brackets/parenthesis

[austere glen]

i mean honestly, none of the products you could get from that are there

so you'd have to have extra brain damage to pick anything

[alpine trail]

please excuse my dear aunt sally

[dreamy spade]

Paranthesis
Exponents
Multiply
Divide
Addition
Subtraction

[small folio]

isnt it divide first

then multiply

[dreamy spade]

no

[bright elm]

americans

[dreamy spade]

pemdas

[small folio]

idk i did bedmas

[bright elm]

^^

i do bedmas lol

[small folio]

same

[austere glen]

division and multiplication are basically interchangeable anyways

[dreamy spade]

tru tbh

[austere glen]

since division is literally the same as just multiplying by the inverse of the divisor

i dont do order of operations anymore though

i just have my calculator do it for me

#engineer

[little verge]

"You kids won't have calculators on you at all times!"

And now I have something that's a calculator, camera, and has constant connection to the Internet.

[proven pulsar]

thats the joke

[small folio]

yes i got it

[astral pebble]

https://www.elgato.com/en/green-screen-mouse-mat

i need this

[small folio]

no you don't

[alpine trail]

yeah i forgot about that

[small folio]

everyone who plays apex is dumb

[little verge]

I can't imagine an elgato pad being good, but also probably pricier than an artisan.

[austere glen]

i mean that's just literally a blatant lie, they know it too

[alpine trail]

yep

[austere glen]

but the reason behind forcing them to do the calculations by hand is to force them to learn the thought process behind it through repetition

[alpine trail]

my phone is on me at all times

my phone has a calculator

so i got a calculator at all times

[austere glen]

they won't learn anything if you just tell them "yeah you don't really need to know how to calculate the numbers, you'll always have a calculator anyways, this is more so you understand the logic behind it all"

bc then they won't actually do the exercises

and will never learn anything

and in that case, they won't be able to use a calculator properly either

[dreamy spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWgV3anvUMA&t

[lapis moat]

not reactive + r9 skin not p2w iron sight

dont care

im gonna become like madness

[austere glen]

dont care all the skins are locked behind a paywall anyways

just click heads

honestly if there was an option to disable all skins i'd choose that

for other players too, i mean

i know i can personally just use factory issue and default skins on everything but what's the point

if i can't have drip, nobody else can 😡

[lapis moat]

the skins I want are the old bp skins

[small folio]

i really like the weapon skins in this event

legend skins are meh

[astral pebble]

more like don't care package

I honestly don't think I've ever seen spitfire in any of the matches this season not even once

I saw alternator like once or twice

[austere glen]

double spitfire is even more aids now than it was before

if you can actually get it

double gold mag on a gigabuffed spitfire

i hate it here

but yeah alternator way better as a single gun

disruptors are pog

honestly gold mags was the catalyst for spitfire going into the carepack

before then, it was pretty mediocre

the sustain dps is godly but the burst is trash

loses out to literally any gun in a head to head fight

but now its cringe because carepack and rampage exists

use thermite rampage

same firerate

more damge

just needs a thermite

which are super common anyways

ye

automatic g7 lookin

fires heavy ammo too, just what you need to btfo all those ttv wraiths trying to get clips

damn

F

the minigun is absolutely busted

even for being her ult

[golden berry]

CringyPoo#5015 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[austere glen]

oop

r word

¯_(ツ)_/¯

because it's a slur?

who knows, who cares

just dont use it

anyways

i think the rampart minigun should get the recoil and spread nerfed to absolute dogwater tier

at least when unmounted

mounted can be the same it is right now

the issue is that you can move while shooting a literal mounted machinegun with perfect accuracy

like bro imagine if you could just hipfire a browning 50 with the same accuracy and recoil as if it was mounted

it's dumb

the best gun in the game

bro p2020 is actually good what are you on about

stock p2020 can oneclip with just bodyshots

and the irons are usable

the recoil is literally nothing

honestly yeah

p2020 and moz hammerpoints were actually legit

today i will do 110 damage in one mozambique meatshot

trolling

p20 hammers were also actually stupid

what was it, 40 damage flesh or something ridiculous?

[turbid ruin]

https://www.twitch.tv/tokufps

[dreamy spade]

37

[elfin thistle]

where is bed

[twilit flicker]

wraith feels so shit to play

[elfin thistle]

I have the gender fluid

[hallow arrow]

Anyone got the apex coffee shop tweet?

[proven pulsar]

Ratting inside a building

This team full sends out of nowhere

and they still bm me after getting knocked

[austere glen]

yeah just dont be a rat innit

deserved imo

[vocal plaza]

anyone wants to rank up?

I am platinum 2, want to reach Diamond as soon as possible

will be glad to have someone with high skills to rely on

[austere glen]

just say you want to get carried to diamond

[vocal plaza]

But i am not noob xD

will help to carry lmao

[burnt stone]

new people sheeesh

[vocal plaza]

good people.

[elfin thistle]

sees two teams fighting
fight is almost over, one person on each team left

I third party

the moment I enter both teams stop shooting at each other to shoot at me

once I'm down they immediately resume shooting at each other

ffs

[lapis moat]

Fuck sake

[fair trellis]

gotta fill those lobbies somehow

[lapis moat]

the worst thing is i lost 2 in a row off drop playing against randoms and I get 3rd place in a pred lobby

idk whats going on

ive got put into pred lobbies twice and once i won one i got 3rd

[lapis moat]

@proven pulsar dude no shot

who is this guy

[proven pulsar]

IZeroBraincells?

no idea

[alpine trail]

just some random dude

never heard of him

so either

another region

or walling/soft aim

[proven pulsar]

damn

now that you mention it he could actually be soft aiming

thought he was just a head glitch genius

bc i couldnt hit him once before getting cracked

[alpine trail]

im pretty sure i killed him today though

so idrk

but tbh i know like 3 soft aimer/wallers and i kill them all the time

so he could just be terrible

or hes legit

idrk

50/50

[small folio]

just report him

if he's hacking he gets banned

[alpine trail]

doesnt matter they just make new accounts

[proven pulsar]

does that really happen

[alpine trail]

yeah

[small folio]

isn't it hardware ban

[proven pulsar]

the getting banned thing

[alpine trail]

you can get past any type of ban

in like 3 clicks

[proven pulsar]

Wattson

[small folio]

oh yea hardware spoofers exist

[proven pulsar]

do you know if they do something with people clearly getting boosted by cheaters

[alpine trail]

they reset the account

and then ban the 2nd time

but ive never seen someone get reset

so idk if thats just a lie theyve told us

[proven pulsar]

Coming from respawn idk what to expect anymore

[alpine trail]

pretty sure respawn is a good company

its ea

[small folio]

[alpine trail]

thats the shitters

and holds them on a leash

but could be wrong

[small folio]

really bro?

if they're a good company why have they not fixed the audio yet

[proven pulsar]

he literally just explained that

but yeah we as customers might never know what the actual problem is with Respawn/EA

we could try asking DZK tho

[alpine trail]

all im saying

our lead balance designer

thought wattson was op

so yeah

dont expect any good balance changes

tbh

[lapis moat]

ye he feels sus

no way he has no socials

[proven pulsar]

goat

[lapis moat]

also his team was 2 d4s

and him

[proven pulsar]

you didnt see the Gibby getting boosted did you?

[lapis moat]

for that gibby boost the cheater was plat 2

[proven pulsar]

octane plat 2, bloodhound lvl 40

clearly a 3 stack

[lapis moat]

ye

nice so thats 3 griefs + 2 cheaters in 1 session

and we still went up

[proven pulsar]

i didnt

that game I q'd alone by accident

huge L

[vocal plaza]

anyone to play with? )

[proven pulsar]

@alpine trail sorry for the ping, big question
how did you build your mental to be able to grind for top #1 pred?

[alpine trail]

You just go for him

Idk

if you’re good at the game you know what you’re getting into

[proven pulsar]

Did you ever think of giving up on the grind?

[alpine trail]

No

But I was also winning almost the entire time so idk

Once hakis quit I was pretty chillin

Then frexs gave up after like 3 weeks and it was smooth sailing

[elfin thistle]

Imagine not giving up smh

[proven pulsar]

I see

[lapis moat]

i notice when we play we do a lot better against higher ranked players

compared to like d4s