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mellow kestrel
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then choked last one and didnt get GM

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:P

alpine trail
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do you keep your session stats on

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and sometimes looking @ your acc?

mellow kestrel
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yeah

alpine trail
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same

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sometimes its so bad lmao

mellow kestrel
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yep, but at the same time im hesitant about turning it off

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because like

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i dont wanna bother playing the entire run if i got like

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43-44% bot1

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like its decent but im not getting GM

alpine trail
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right

mellow kestrel
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assuming im playing for the GM score that is, and not just practice

alpine trail
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you know around what acc in total it is for GM?

loud heart
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

alpine trail
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like 52 53?

mellow kestrel
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52% id say

loud heart
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FUCK YOU GAME

mellow kestrel
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assuming you're not shooting between bots or wasting time id say 52% is just about GM

elfin thistle
loud heart
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ITS THE 2ND FUCKING RAMPART BANNER FRAME

small folio
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It's a sign

loud heart
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sign that i want to gut the game devs

elfin thistle
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Next you're gonna get the holosprays

small folio
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Do it

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Save the world

elfin thistle
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Then the finishers

alpine trail
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dear devs of apex: ^

burnt stone
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Splash iirc

solar bison
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Splash...

loud heart
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im going to shit yourself

mellow kestrel
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free up splash ๐Ÿ˜ค

elfin thistle
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I'm gonna kill ????

loud heart
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are you deaf

mellow kestrel
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you in real life

elfin thistle
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Oh

small folio
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Oh

elfin thistle
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I heard you in realize

small folio
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Same

loud heart
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you need to get your ears checked

elfin thistle
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I do have mild hearing damage

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I don't suppose shooting guns with cheap shitty earplugs helped that either

alpine trail
solar bison
alpine trail
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wrong reply but ye

small folio
elfin thistle
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Splash roller?

solar bison
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Wait really

alpine trail
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yeah

small folio
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Playing apex made me lose my hearing

alpine trail
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he stopped playing MNK

solar bison
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Splash has fallen...

elfin thistle
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Roller revtane?.

mellow kestrel
alpine trail
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he says he got bored of playing MNK and tired of inconsistency

elfin thistle
alpine trail
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so now he is relearning the game

mellow kestrel
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i blame the mods

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who banned him

alpine trail
mellow kestrel
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if he was still in here we could have convinced him not to go roller

elfin thistle
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Kissahomie average roller player

alpine trail
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ah i dont think so

elfin thistle
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For context the two of them are not homies

alpine trail
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he was not feeling so great about grinding apex so much ,and roller lets him play pretty well without having to invest as much time

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i think its good for him

elfin thistle
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Mnk players kiss their homies only

static rose
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down bad

solar bison
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Why splash

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Controller obviously makes you lose 70 iq

elfin thistle
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True

alpine trail
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what do you guys rate this octane skin

elfin thistle
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That's why I never touched a roller

loud heart
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4/10

solar bison
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No

elfin thistle
iron dragon
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one of the better ones

solar bison
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Looks dumb

cedar bluff
elfin thistle
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I'd give it a 7/10

alpine trail
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for me its S+ tier 10/10

elfin thistle
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But the neon pink and blue one

solar bison
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The head gear is good

elfin thistle
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I lost

solar bison
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But body is shit

cedar bluff
static rose
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it looks cool and its unique

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so nice

cedar bluff
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i want that skin so bad

elfin thistle
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You're cool and unique

static rose
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buy his account

elfin thistle
solar bison
cedar bluff
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tak wanna trade accs?

alpine trail
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i dont have that skin

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lol

static rose
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oh ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

cedar bluff
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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

elfin thistle
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My friend bought a 2 heirloom account for 70 usd

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Plus a bunch of rare skins in it as well

alpine trail
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w0w

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that's actually a good value

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lol

elfin thistle
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Yeah

alpine trail
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as long as it can't be rcovered

static rose
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yeah wtf

alpine trail
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risk of recovery for me makes it not worth

static rose
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those shits go for like 500$ +

elfin thistle
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Guy selling was selling his account to buy knives in valorant

alpine trail
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some of my friends who dont even play apex but they played at start

elfin thistle
alpine trail
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they unboxed heirloom like first 10 boxes

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s0

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or whenever heirlooms came out

static rose
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jeez

elfin thistle
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Man has a lot of the OG skins

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The green octane skin

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I forgor the name

loud heart
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i have looped SANDY MARTON - Camel By Camel (Vocal Mix) 1985 139 times and it is still stuck in my head

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help

elfin thistle
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I loop gwa gwa gwa extended

alpine trail
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palty ill send you a better song

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to get stuck in your head

loud heart
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TAK

elfin thistle
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I had the chance to buy the account too but

loud heart
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I SWEAR TO GOD

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IF YOU SEND IT AGAIN

elfin thistle
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I decided not to spend money on this shit game

alpine trail
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i wasnt going to

loud heart
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this shit sucks

alpine trail
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???????

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this is a classic

elfin thistle
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Here's a song recc from me

alpine trail
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207 million views

loud heart
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has this been put over ankah from animal crossing getting plowed?

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didnt think so mister

alpine trail
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?????????????

elfin thistle
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Who's ankah

loud heart
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none of you have culture

elfin thistle
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No u

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Gotem

loud heart
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oh ankha my bad

alpine trail
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you really are a degen palty

loud heart
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buddy ive been following zonetan my whole life

elfin thistle
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What's zonetan

cedar bluff
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man doesnt know zonetan

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loser

alpine trail
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what the fuck am i looking at

loud heart
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HAHAHAHA

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TAK GOOGLED IT

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ofc??

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its by zonetan

solar bison
loud heart
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shes really good at replicating art styles

elfin thistle
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I'm assuming it's something I shouldn't google

loud heart
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shes a hentai artist llomo

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been around since like 2006

elfin thistle
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O

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Googling

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I see

solar bison
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Genshin impact players

loud heart
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??

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im a degenerate not a kiddy diddler seon

elfin thistle
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Zhongli thicc

autumn harness
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I don't like to be stereotyped @solar bison

solar bison
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It's true is it not

autumn harness
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only for zhongli

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His ass has gotten finer and finer

elfin thistle
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Aha too bad I don't play genshin

solar bison
autumn harness
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I'm pretty sure it's the tightest ass in game

elfin thistle
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True

loud heart
solar bison
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Keep lying to yourself

autumn harness
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cope harder

loud heart
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sounds like youre projecting

elfin thistle
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Damn are we establishing a caste system of degeneracy

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True

loud heart
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what

autumn harness
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what's vt

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virgin

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ic

elfin thistle
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Vascular tendonitis

alpine trail
solar bison
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I'm very racist

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I hate genshin players

loud heart
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im so racist

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i fucking love racing

alpine trail
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genshin players are fine

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genshin coomers ๐Ÿšซ

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no

solar bison
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

loud heart
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tak

solar bison
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Genshin coomer #1

loud heart
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why did you say the same thing twice?

alpine trail
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i knew somebody would say "what's the difference"

elfin thistle
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Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos

alpine trail
solar bison
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Tak prison is right around the corner

alpine trail
static rose
solar bison
alpine trail
solar bison
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69

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Nice

alpine trail
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funny number

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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more shocking facts

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๐Ÿคฏ

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tet is that tetch

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formerly known as RS

plush burrow
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Source: man in the picture

alpine trail
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or is tet somebody else

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its me

autumn harness
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@tetch

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what happened to tetch

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guys

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did he get banned

alpine trail
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he dead

autumn harness
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saafran experience

alpine trail
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tetch just changed names

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to tet

autumn harness
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what no

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hes not a kpop stan

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never

alpine trail
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lmfao

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is he a woman stan tho

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๐Ÿ‘€

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yes

autumn harness
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I do believe most men are woman stans but if you aren't I will not judge you nor discriminate you because I am inclusive

alpine trail
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yes

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inclusivity

solar bison
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@autumn harness I like men

autumn harness
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hmm

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Maybe an exclusion for seon

solar bison
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Be my men

autumn harness
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I can discriminate against seon

solar bison
autumn harness
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because he insulted genshin gaming

solar bison
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Genshin sucks

autumn harness
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seon

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you aren't making yourself seem better

solar bison
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Apex controller=genshin player

static rose
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genshin aimers

alpine trail
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genshin is

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poo

autumn harness
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@plush burrow

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are you genshin player

plush burrow
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How dare you

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No

autumn harness
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see ur point is wrong @solar bison

solar bison
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No limitz is normal

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Gigabit

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๐Ÿ˜

static rose
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nice

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wish my area didn't have dogshit infrastructure

alpine trail
iron dragon
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i've got 100mb that's included in my rent so i've not upgraded

solar bison
iron dragon
solar bison
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๐Ÿ˜

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It's super cheap

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But upload is booty

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UK upload speeds

alpine trail
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we pay $80 and get 450DL and 20 upload

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im jealous

iron dragon
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that 35โ‚ฌ/month gigabit here is 200 up

solar bison
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Pounds are worth more than dollar

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So it's about the same tet

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Oh wait

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You get 450

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Nvm

alpine trail
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yep

ashen trench
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fastest i can get ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

solar bison
alpine trail
solar bison
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Imagine not having gigabit

ashen trench
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i would move house for gigabit

iron dragon
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but uk i guess

solar bison
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K

ashen trench
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uk is dogshit when it comes to internet

iron dragon
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could be worse

solar bison
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Fr

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UK is shit

ashen trench
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we're so far behind

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for no reason

iron dragon
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tgd from uk pays like ยฃ400 for his dogshit internet

solar bison
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@ashen trench the government said they'd bring fibre to everyone by 2022 or something

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Right

iron dragon
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and it took him like 5 months to get it sorted

solar bison
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And have invested

ashen trench
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right ok wheres that

alpine trail
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all there is by me

solar bison
iron dragon
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let me check actually

alpine trail
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only 5 isp

iron dragon
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TGD pays ยฃ373/month for 138 down 142 up

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imagine

static rose
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jfc

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uk is ass for internet it seems

alpine trail
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who is tdg?

iron dragon
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thegamingdefinition, cod gamer

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joined rA with the exe merge

alpine trail
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no way

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dude is getting scammed

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get starlink

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he has to be locked in a contract with them or something

static rose
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everyone in the uk is lol

solar bison
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It's sooo bad

iron dragon
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he had to go back and forth with two different isps i think for like 5 months

alpine trail
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the TESLA internet has like aroud 100-200 up/down i think

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no way someone would be willingly paying that

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starlink or w/e

iron dragon
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and that's all he got out of that

static rose
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i wouldn't know im from the US lol

ashen trench
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uk internet so exspensive for what you can get elsewhere

solar bison
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Yep

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A lot of people still on copper wires

iron dragon
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at least you don't have data caps (i think) pepeLaff

ashen trench
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me.

solar bison
loud heart
ashen trench
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buttt its a private road

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so they wont do anything about it

loud heart
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i can get gigabit for 18 euro

hoary hamlet
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rapidz?

ashen trench
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this is my point

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lowkey

hoary hamlet
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well this is weird.....

ashen trench
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?

alpine trail
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its that cheap there palty?

ashen trench
hoary hamlet
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world is small

ashen trench
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wait

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where do i know you from

solar bison
iron dragon
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gigabit for 18โ‚ฌ is romania tier

hoary hamlet
ashen trench
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dont out me

hoary hamlet
solar bison
alpine trail
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i still have to hit 1m damage on gibby

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im at like 750k or something

ashen trench
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seon EU

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is so good

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for internet

hoary hamlet
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i pay 100$ for 250 down 175 up

iron dragon
solar bison
ashen trench
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yea

solar bison
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BORIS DO SOMETHING YOU DUMB FUCK

hoary hamlet
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EU has good net overall

solar bison
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Sorry had to vent

ashen trench
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boris canny do nothing

hoary hamlet
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middle east nd asia not so much

ashen trench
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especially if you live on private roads

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the road has to pay

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for the roadworks to be done

solar bison
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I'm just talking in general

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Guy does jack shit

ashen trench
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true

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like where my dad lives

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one guy wanted 1g

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internet

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so he paid for everyone on the road to have it to

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so the work could be done

solar bison
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Aw that's wholesome

ashen trench
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they had to pay road closure fees

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ended up like 34k

hoary hamlet
solar bison
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Not wholesome

ashen trench
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not wholesome at all

hoary hamlet
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that's just going broke for good net

ashen trench
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Literally impossible for that man to go broke

hoary hamlet
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tru

alpine trail
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is this redirect?

hoary hamlet
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yes

alpine trail
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can it be cleaner or is that ok

hoary hamlet
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it can be cleaner but it is okay i think

ashen trench
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man earnt his money from a skip company xD

hoary hamlet
ashen trench
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he pays the farmer behind his house like 3k a month to park his helicopter on his field.

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so

alpine trail
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i mean if you own a helicopter

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odds are 3k is peanuts

ashen trench
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yep

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now i just gotta convince my dad to let me move in

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xD

hoary hamlet
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someday i'll get there

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to spend money on a custom pc

alpine trail
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can someone show me what a perfect/clean redirect looks like

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and is it better to do it

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backwards input first

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or forward

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do you find yourself using it a lot

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or is it kind of more niche

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cause i never do this at all

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i should just watch a tut

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cuz im just trying to figure it out on my own

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lol

ashen trench
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right so j4zz

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whts that rez

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and what buttons you pushing there

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jump scroll

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or w scroll

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w scroll ok

alpine trail
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ah so y ou are doing like

ashen trench
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i thought thats what he did

alpine trail
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tapstrafe input

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for it

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and not just WASD

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Sick

ashen trench
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my brains too dumb for this

abstract thunder
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anyone want to 1v1? havent used a mouse in months and Im trying to get better

solar gyro
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okay jump

cedar bluff
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wrong gif but it works i guess lmao

alpine trail
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its ok

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before i was doing it without mwheel

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so i will try now with it

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and see how it goes

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was just pressing asdw

cedar bluff
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redirect is just a 90 degree turn while you look the other way right?

stray valley
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You can redirect as many times as you want, seen some guys who can do two full circles in one jump

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Momentum shifting and redirects are the same thing

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Same base concept*

cedar bluff
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median valley
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wut

cedar bluff
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i mean i just googled redirect to see if i was right and it came up so

stray valley
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Both just change the direction of your movement without losing speed

alpine trail
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better?

cedar bluff
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now do that but better

alpine trail
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the WAS inputs?

cedar bluff
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10/10 advice

stray valley
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Keep in mind, the whole reason this works is because of lurch. (Lurch is strongest after the first 0.2 seconds after a jump)

You need to hit those keys pretty fucking fast to get those sharp redirects

alpine trail
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like this ?

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idk im so shit at this lul

stray valley
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(I can't get this redirect down myself real well, I wouldn't worry too much if you can't get it at first

alpine trail
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i think this is better

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tried to do it faster

stray valley
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The second one in there was pretty solid

alpine trail
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i lied one more

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tried doing it out of slide

median valley
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@stray valley when did you get here D: D: D:

stray valley
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Been in here since you invited me for the vc

median valley
stray valley
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:)

median valley
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and you stayed

stray valley
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Mhm

median valley
cedar bluff
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just kiss already

median valley
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๐Ÿ˜

stray valley
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๐Ÿ˜—

alpine trail
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dont take the bait

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adieu is 17

stray valley
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You assume I'm older?

cedar bluff
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i wish i could afk my wrist/ hand stretching

alpine trail
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idk i havent heard you make your mom jokes every 5 seconds like adeiu

cedar bluff
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i think hes trying to pull the if youre 17 im 17

alpine trail
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"yeah my account age is uhh 17 years old"

hoary hamlet
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bro 4:3 is just amazing

stray valley
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๐Ÿ‘€

hoary hamlet
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i dont think i've hit wingman headshots like this ever

chilly charm
alpine trail
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am i halting my progress by playing 16:9

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maybe ill try some stretched res one of these days

stray valley
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(yes)

chilly charm
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Hi tak

hoary hamlet
alpine trail
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snibaaaaa

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whats up g

hoary hamlet
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sinba hello

chilly charm
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Making dinner

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I'll show in a bit

median valley
hoary hamlet
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

median valley
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NO

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NEVER MIND

chilly charm
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Hahahaha

stray valley
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How many fucking clips of you are there addy

alpine trail
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you guys think stretch res will make a big difference for me ?

median valley
cedar bluff
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id rather play on 16:12

stray valley
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Fucks sake

alpine trail
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why does everybody and their mother play stretched res then @median valley

median valley
alpine trail
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i personally think stretched is overrated though

median valley
chilly charm
alpine trail
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i prefer native

chilly charm
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4:3 is aight I guess

cedar bluff
alpine trail
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i mean most of my life i was playing 4:3 on cs

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and what not

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cs 1.6/css

median valley
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then do it

alpine trail
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i just think 16:9 is better personally

median valley
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most people make a big deal about it

cedar bluff
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so on 4:3 does that res make even lifeline the size of gibraltar?

alpine trail
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16:9 vs stretched res andys

stray valley
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Streched just simply gives better input response on Apex

median valley
stray valley
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There's videos everywhere

iron dragon
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16:9 looks ugly

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16:10 or 4:3 >

median valley
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go get the nvidia ldat from ebay

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kid

stray valley
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Go to hollows twitch

median valley
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<3><3>

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no

stray valley
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There's something there about it

loud heart
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16:10 is pog

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16:9 stinky

warm marsh
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You eat dog food

loud heart
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youre grandmaster

bright elm
stray valley
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@median valley ^ there ya go

bright elm
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i doubt running stretched would make or break whether u play better or not

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i find i play the same on both native and stretched

alpine trail
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sheesh

bright elm
iron dragon
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nice

median valley
little verge
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Yeah, I play native because it just looks weird having it stretched. Even some CS pros still play native.

warm marsh
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You eat cat food

bright elm
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stretch makes me feel like speed demon

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so i use it

alpine trail
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j4zz

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do you think these small movement techs are really making or breaking fights

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like this will push a lot further than current skill level if i can consistently do these techs in fights like redirecting and what not

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from aim duel/fighting POV of course, not like positioning/playing off of zone and what not

alpine trail
bright elm
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if u want another opinion, if u at least know basic apex movement like slide jump and redirect, i think you're fine

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like u dont need to learn how to superglide

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to succeed in 1v1's

alpine trail
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ye ofc

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i just never do redirects

bright elm
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redirects are useful asf

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especially when using a shotgun

alpine trail
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yeah figured it would be something i should focus on

bright elm
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im starting to use them a lot

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its crazy how much it throws ur enemy's aim off

proven pulsar
loud heart
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people need to stop looking at pros

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and thinking they're the best

bright elm
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imperial hal best brain player

loud heart
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hal is mediocre mechanically

hoary hamlet
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they are called pros for a reason though

loud heart
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he just has good gamesense

proven pulsar
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^

bright elm
proven pulsar
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Thats all you need for apex

bright elm
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thats all u need kek

hoary hamlet
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watching him predict how's players are gonna play is just amazing

bright elm
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he would definitely get out aimed in a 1v1 firing range duel but thats not the reason why he became pro

proven pulsar
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My man can see the future

alpine trail
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i am also toggle ADS andy

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just like FAV

bright elm
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he's diavolo @proven pulsar

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king crimson type game sense

proven pulsar
bright elm
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actually tho its crazy how good his gamesense is

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disgusting

proven pulsar
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No fancy mechanics, no god aim

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Just a big brain

bright elm
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imagine his gamesense and fav_aimbot mechanics

#

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

#

he is

#

koreans man

inner lake
#

Have u seen him 1v1 ras

bright elm
#

nah

#

theres a clip?

inner lake
#

Let me find vid it's very good

loud heart
#

lmao taisheen vs hal 1v1

inner lake
loud heart
#

so funny

alpine trail
#

rip longbow

#

almost farmed like a motherfucker

hoary hamlet
#

๐Ÿ˜ณ

loud heart
#

hes finally learning

#

come to the darkside Young one

#

embrace it

alpine trail
#

young one

#

10 years older than you

loud heart
#

shhh

#

do not speak against me young padawan

bright elm
#

i have the high ground

chilly charm
#

a friend of mine has a tournament key so we have just been fucking around in our own 3v3 arena games for 3 hours

proven pulsar
#

Wait

chilly charm
#

its hilarious lol

proven pulsar
#

How old is palty

alpine trail
alpine trail
#

no need to thank me

proven pulsar
#

@alpine trail how old are you again

#

24?

alpine trail
#

25

median valley
#

17

#

wut

proven pulsar
#

25

#

So palty is 15?

alpine trail
#

ye

proven pulsar
#

Huh

#

Oh OK

alpine trail
#

quick maths

proven pulsar
#

It makes sense now

median valley
#

๐Ÿก

proven pulsar
#

๐Ÿก

autumn harness
#

what is that

cedar bluff
#

dango

loud heart
#

tak capping

#

hes 35

loud heart
#

fat ass

bright elm
#

she got the fat ass

hoary hamlet
chilly charm
#

shalom

cedar bluff
#

grandpappi takki

bright elm
#

and tak 25

#

tak old OMEGALUL

hoary hamlet
#

i knew tak was 25

#

i expected palty to be like 20 ngl

bright elm
#

i mean my voice was pretty deep at 14

#

thats what a lot of people said anyways

cedar bluff
#

my voice was deeper when i was younger

loud heart
#

jesus everyone really thought I'm in my 20s

bright elm
static rose
#

Well that explains a lot

alpine trail
#

what a start

bright elm
alpine trail
#

to not get pb

loud heart
#

one of my best friends said he thought I was some pathetic 36 year old salary man with no life

alpine trail
bright elm
cedar bluff
#

huge amount of kill steals

#

jk nice

solar bison
#

as you can see

#

my aim training is paying off

alpine trail
#

better aim rank = worse in game

solar bison
cedar bluff
solar bison
alpine trail
#

i just had an insane b180t start and whiffed it

#

1.5kps

#

rip

#

i dont manage to stay consistent

solar bison
#

B180

#

Is cheeks

alpine trail
#

yeah its tough

#

to keep good pace

#

it helps not to stay stuck on one side with not a lot of bots

solar bison
#

Not even good scen

alpine trail
#

as soon as i am consistent i opush myself and whiff

#

consistent & slower > speed & inconsistent

solar bison
#

Don't

#

Unless you need it for the score

alpine trail
#

yeah that's really solid pace

cedar bluff
#

yea do that again but keep doing it

alpine trail
#

ye i try

cedar bluff
#

i call myself the hype coach

alpine trail
#

nah just keep grinding and ullget there

#

also i cant keep that pace up i start whiffing when going that fast

solar bison
#

skimped what's your sheet

alpine trail
solar bison
alpine trail
cedar bluff
#

get that master static bruthr

chilly charm
alpine trail
#

im slowly getting there

chilly charm
#

goated

cedar bluff
#

why tf is this in my recommended

alpine trail
#

lol

#

cookoff

#

its cool that they are making content now

#

content is king

cedar bluff
#

bro

#

they fucking used non stick spray on the pizza pan

alpine trail
#

ik they already are making content but they are doing kind of what 100T does

#

so thats cool

#

i would be so useless in a cookoff

cedar bluff
#

ok bois pineapple on pizza yes or no

alpine trail
#

no

#

barely managing to boil water

#

pineapple is fine on pizza i have nothing against it but do i like it? no

hoary hamlet
cedar bluff
#

i like it on pizza

#

especially with ham

alpine trail
#

i dislike pineapple in general

#

hawaiian pizza is good

#

but i prefer a pepperoni

iron dragon
#

pineapple feta kebab/chicken mayo >

cedar bluff
#

ok i read pineapple feta wrong

iron dragon
#

i was about to ask how but idrk if i wanna know

cedar bluff
#

chicks with dicks is a religion you wouldnt understand

alpine trail
#

there are no chicks with dicks

#

there are only men with tits

cedar bluff
#

blasphemy

hoary hamlet
#

......

chilly charm
loud heart
#

femboys are superior to real men

chilly charm
#

i'd take a chick with a dick any day over a femboy

cedar bluff
#

id take financial stability over a relationship anyday

chilly charm
#

use the relationship for financial stability

solar bison
#

@alpine trail @alpine trail

alpine trail
solar bison
autumn harness
#

I mean

#

I'd take a starlight 12

#

u know what I mean

bright elm
#

i'd take all you can eat wagyu beef jbbq anyday

#

thank you

little verge
#

You rang?

bright elm
#

@autumn harness dont u agree?

autumn harness
#

sheesh but not from my wallet

bright elm
mellow kestrel
#

played placement matches and got plat 3

#

anyone know what the highest is?

#

im not even plat 3 on my main OMEGALUL

bright elm
#

highest is like plat smth

burnt stone
#

Makes sense

alpine trail
#

see

#

someone gets it

chilly charm
#

pingu is the best here by any logic

burnt stone
#

^^ true

#

And she's about to get a hien

#

And ascend

loud heart
#

imagine not playing on cardboard

cedar bluff
#

technically im the best player here

#

i can run into any fight and die

loud heart
#

technically you're the clowniest clown clown

cedar bluff
#

with high consistency

#

technically youre an asshole

#

jk

loud heart
#

God's silliest clowns fight the funniest battles

cedar bluff
#

not wrong

#

i still wanna be on an algs team with really good players

#

the distance in skill would be enormous and hilarious

loud heart
#

stresmsnipe hal

loud heart
#

FUCK

#

I MESSED UP THE JOKE

cedar bluff
#

yo thats a great manga tho

burnt stone
cedar bluff
#

i forgot the name but i have it bookmarked still so ill look

#

tomo-chan is a girl

#

its a great manga

mellow kestrel
#

yeah arenas

grizzled summit
mellow kestrel
#

nice

#

how cancerous are higher ranks in arenas?

#

cus like

#

i cba to play ranked arenas if everyones just gonna start poking all game every game

#

and roleplaying like its comp

hoary hamlet
chilly charm
grizzled summit
#

love to see it

chilly charm
#

yeah i hope so

bright elm
#

why is swapping armor in apex so fucking hard

#

i approach a deathbox and it shows press e

#

i press it and it disappears

chilly charm
#

what

#

just armor swap lol

bright elm
#

no

#

like

#

the indicator

#

just disappears

#

so i can't go into the deathbox

autumn harness
#

yeah armor swapping is hard on switch

#

ik what u mean

bright elm
#

we almost a 3kd lifetime

autumn harness
cedar bluff
#

anyone wanna play apex?

autumn harness
#

I have budget Hollywood

#

in my state

river swan
cedar bluff
#

i mean. im quite bad too

hoary hamlet
cedar bluff
#

im also still dying

#

day 8 of being sick

grizzled summit
#

if cringy passes out mid-game, ill take his spot

cedar bluff
#

i dont pass out i pass on

#

see you at the funeral

river swan
mellow kestrel
#

exactly what im doing ๐Ÿ˜„

solar bison
#

built diff

mellow kestrel
#

i only queue ranked arenas to play overflow when its not in pub

#

tbh

#

yup

#

its def not a perfect map but

#

its significantly better than phase runner and party crasher

#

yeah

#

but idk

#

the map feels kinda awkward

#

they all do tbh

#

like overflow is good but theres too many places an enemy can come from relative to how dogshit the audio is

#

but i take it over the others any day cus cqc

loud heart
#

good night everypony

mellow kestrel
#

gn

cedar bluff
#

i love inviting random people off my friendslist to play apex

hoary hamlet
#

im getting on <.<

chilly charm
#

let's do it everyone

#

rt for chicken

bright elm
#

not bad

#

time to study and not play for another 4 days

autumn harness
#

they removed chicken

#

I don't not trust the government

cedar bluff
burnt stone
#

When are you gonna make a demon hours montage

cedar bluff
#

stfu lmao

burnt stone
#

Static gaymer

cedar bluff
#

static is basically my worst tho lmao

jaunty iron
#

oh @vital rock is playing in twitch rivals

#

gl

cedar bluff
#

@grizzled summit im not dead yet but we have an open spot that you wanted

hoary hamlet
#

kept leaving em one shot <.<

grizzled summit
#

woke

#

SHUT UP

#

IM LOADING

#

IM SORRY

chilly charm
#

u ok

grizzled summit
#

yes :)

chilly charm
#

good ๐Ÿ‘

bright elm
violet sphinx
#

my friend got iss for a day for pushing a kid as a joke and then that kid fell out his chair

#

that was a week ago but the person snitched

#

today

#

also i havent been playing apex at all recently lol

#

most homes here have windows that slide up and down im p sure

ashen trench
chilly charm
#

wp, but thats an ugly ass resolution

ashen trench
#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

chilly charm
#

it's just apex that fucked up the ui for stretched, the res in itself isn't bad i guess

#

i like 4:3 at least

ashen trench
#

true

solar bison
astral pebble
#

same reason people collect anime figures

solar bison
#

gg unit

astral pebble
#

degeneracy

iron dragon
#

16:9 looks gross

alpine trail
#

16:10

astral pebble
#

on my shit laptop it's 3:2

#

so apex just looks stretched anyway

alpine trail
#

minecraft apex ๐Ÿ˜ณ

solar bison
#

wanna see a sick clip I got

iron dragon
#

can't honestly even remember the last time i played any shooter game on native res

solar bison
#

best bow user 2021

ashen trench
#

seon i want you to spam the shit outta my dms

solar bison
#

Fuckk

#

what is this compression

#

144p

cedar bluff
#

no one told me pingu was a masochist

grizzled summit
#

????

burnt stone
#

Name it demon hours

burnt stone
#

She plays vaaks

elfin thistle
#

Jade vaaks

cedar bluff
#

i just ran duel longbow

#

pretty good

burnt stone
cedar bluff
#

what rev skin is this?

elfin thistle
#

An old one

#

I was watching a video on an AskReddit thread about red flags for jobs

#

My job hits four

#

Nice

#

But it's also conscription so ig it isn't really a job

alpine trail
#

gotta get that money

cedar bluff
#

i havent made any money the last 2 months pretty much

#

between it being slow at work and me being sick it aint good

alpine trail
#

sell your mice

#

at least the ones you have no intention on maining/ever using

cedar bluff
#

selling starlight 12 small for $3875.37

proven pulsar
#

$30

cedar bluff
#

25

alpine trail
#

40

cedar bluff
#

15

alpine trail
#

fuck

#

sorry, 15 is too much

cedar bluff
#

7

#

i think ima take a week off practicing my aim

#

see if thatll help out

burnt stone
alpine trail
#

ayy ooo ayy

burnt stone
#

a bit better here too

alpine trail
#

ayyyy oooo ayyyy

#

go asher ayyy ayy

alpine trail
#

Noice

alpine trail
cedar bluff
#

if you dont then you know what happens?

#

you take a break and go again later for optimal mindset

#

you got this homedog

#

you aint like all those other girls

burnt stone
#

@cedar bluff yessirr

#

thats it for controlsphere for now

#

i lied

static rose
#

controlsphere is fun scenario

#

better than air which is a bitch

burnt stone
#

okay now i'm done

burnt stone
alpine trail
#

good shit ghost

#

โค๏ธ

lapis moat
#

?

lean flax
lapis moat
#

great fucking Game btw

cedar bluff
#

wtf?

lean flax
#

does some launch window open up for you as well?