apex

[bright elm]

suck

a

popsicle

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-gif-3803983

anyone up for apex?

[mellow kestrel]

https://streamable.com/8l828s

thanks kill leader notification 👍

i didnt need to hear the two guys running at me anyways

[cedar bluff]

why wouldnt they have useless audio in apex?

do you know who makes it?

[iron dragon]

would have been a dice roll whether you heard them or not anyways

[cedar bluff]

its a small indie startup company trying to make their game look and sound as good as possible

[mellow kestrel]

fact

[elfin thistle]

It's a small indie company with over 300 employees

[sinful minnow]

ohh so now we can flex ranks in our names

dafuq is this chiken

[elfin thistle]

According to google, respawn has 315 employees as of 2019, and valve has 360 as of 2016

[sinful minnow]

what nova ranks icon looks like>

[elfin thistle]

Somebody ping gweria

[proven pulsar]

[visual shoal]

@solar gyro

tf is this chicken with a hat for?

[elfin thistle]

Ah nova is a purple gem

Why bother getting nova for that when you can just mine an amethyst in Minecraft

[little verge]

That's what I thought when I saw that ad too lol. There's no way anyone actually moves a mouse like that.

[astral pebble]

qat

[elfin thistle]

Wdym that's how I use a mose

[astral pebble]

why do i have a shitty duck after my name

[elfin thistle]

I too grip it like an alien

[astral pebble]

wait everyone does

have we been trolled

[elfin thistle]

It's cuz we have a big cock

[astral pebble]

too bad i already used up free 3 months nitro from a while back

[elfin thistle]

Definitely not a scam idk wym

[astral pebble]

i probably can't get that one now

[bright elm]

it's a chicken

???

[elfin thistle]

Ahyes I use DLSCORD

Not discord

[astral pebble]

duck, chicken, is there really a difference

btw that discord 1 month free thing was legit

[elfin thistle]

Chicken tastes better

[astral pebble]

why you delete it ll

[bright elm]

because it's my job

[bright elm]

lol

why did u click it

wtf

[astral pebble]

wgat, it was a normal link

[elfin thistle]

Yeah it was so legit it brings you to a site that's not discord.com

[astral pebble]

im not retarded, i know what a legit link vs spam looks like

[bright elm]

ok dongie

👍

[astral pebble]

ohh DUH LOL

[elfin thistle]

Ayo true

[astral pebble]

.org

< rekt

[elfin thistle]

Trueeeeee

[astral pebble]

brb logging in wiht my steam account

[elfin thistle]

Imma do that too

Rn

Can't argue with that

[astral pebble]

o shit, its time for the daily pack

[elfin thistle]

Dongie on that apex grind 😤 ✊

[astral pebble]

luckil the grind now is just starting game, landing somewhere with lots of crates, and hoping thre's a pack in first ~10 that I open

[elfin thistle]

I haven't played apex in like a week

[astral pebble]

oi shit theres some new event

[elfin thistle]

Hard burnout

[elfin thistle]

What do I get from it

Just 3 bloodhound Apex packs?

[astral pebble]

something bloodhound relatedx

KC in rotation for the next HOUR

well, guess who's NOT playing apex today

[elfin thistle]

Good choice

[autumn harness]

wttf happened

[elfin thistle]

I think they should work on fixing some of apex's issues instead of making events with cosmetic drops ngl

[autumn harness]

wait

why im a emoji

[elfin thistle]

Discord update

[astral pebble]

haha

[elfin thistle]

You can now attach emojis to roles

[autumn harness]

dude

i wanna ber chicken

[astral pebble]

gross

i want a cat

[elfin thistle]

Revoke ur master rank

[autumn harness]

dongie

tf do you think is cooler

chicken with cowboy hat

or cat

[astral pebble]

cat obviously

o shit i found the white raven

[autumn harness]

dongie have you watched the movie cats

[elfin thistle]

Collect it

[astral pebble]

CANT_CLICK

[elfin thistle]

The cats movie was a masterpiece

[astral pebble]

ahaaha i clicked it and it flew away

and bloodhound said some shit

[elfin thistle]

I just observed a guy try to say console is better cuz PCs are not affordable

After seeing one listing for a 5000 prebuilt

[astral pebble]

got my pack

[bright elm]

bro

[elfin thistle]

Chimken nuggie or sosig

[bright elm]

ww3t is causing my wrist

to go on fire

i swear to god

[elfin thistle]

Imagine playing static

What rank is that score

Not even astra smh

Just use your arm to point and click

I only have my thumbs smh

[static rose]

Ww3t the only static scen i am capable of doing decent in

[bright elm]

dude

i swear to god

every static scenario kills my wrist

i don't know why

[static rose]

Yeah idk how ppl can grind it for more than an hour

[elfin thistle]

Isn't ww3t the obnoxiously long one

[cedar bluff]

you trying to compete with me homie?

[elfin thistle]

Just play csgo smh

[bright elm]

nah bro

im about to get rsi

if i continue playing static

[elfin thistle]

Rsi is a vibe

All the cool kids have rsi

[autumn harness]

why play ww3t

i dont even have a diamond score in ww3t

[static rose]

most fun static scen

[autumn harness]

static and fun do not go with each other

[bright elm]

wym

valorant small flicks

so fun

[static rose]

ik but its the MOST least boring

[autumn harness]

@bright elm

you seen the new worlds song

[bright elm]

yep

it's fire

[autumn harness]

only part i dont like is when they switch to this cgi thing

looks weird

[bright elm]

yeah

but other than that

song lit

[elfin thistle]

What's new worlds

My coworker is eating his food with his hands again

[cedar bluff]

it depeneds on what hes eating

[autumn harness]

he's eating food

[cedar bluff]

do you eat cereal with your hands?

[static rose]

yes

[autumn harness]

depends

[elfin thistle]

He's eating rice with chicken cutlet, sunny side up egg with soft yolk, And chilli sauce

[cedar bluff]

so thats why im so bad at apex

i mean

thats not that weird tbh

[elfin thistle]

H o w

[cedar bluff]

vietnamese people do that shit all the time im pretty sure

[elfin thistle]

He isn't vietnamese

We're not in vietnam

[cedar bluff]

you are now

[elfin thistle]

Shit

[autumn harness]

it's close enough

[elfin thistle]

The trees are speaking

Help

Anyway

He also wipes his greasy ass hands on his uniform

[autumn harness]

wdym by greasy ass hands

[elfin thistle]

He wears the same set for two weeks straight

Without washing or changing

[autumn harness]

like touching his greasy ass hands

the ass

of the grease

[elfin thistle]

Yes

He groped the grease

Now he's getting sued for sexual harassment

By the grease

[cedar bluff]

i cant eat food where i work with my hands

because my hands are black with grease most of the time

[autumn harness]

tf is stopping you

[elfin thistle]

^

[autumn harness]

grease is flavor

[cedar bluff]

my will to not die yet

[elfin thistle]

What's that

[cedar bluff]

the little humanity i have left

apex is stripping it away tho

[elfin thistle]

Just look at mc Donald's

They got greasy ass food

[autumn harness]

his kovaaks pbs are keeping it alive 🦾

[cedar bluff]

bro

[elfin thistle]

Same thing

[cedar bluff]

i work on cars

[elfin thistle]

Same thing

If it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck it is a duck

The grease walks like grease

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-vtuber-subaru-dancing-dancing-gif-21374444

[autumn harness]

wasup my duck army

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/haachama-akaihaato-haachamalfr-akaihaatolfr-lfrhahaha-gif-19808793

[elfin thistle]

Is that the sausage legends professional player

[cedar bluff]

howd you know?

[elfin thistle]

D u c c

[cedar bluff]

she has a strong ass sausage bro

dont touch it or you die

[elfin thistle]

Fuckin magma sausage

Smh

[autumn harness]

strong ass

as in

strong ass?

[static rose]

fuck popcorn

got like 21 3 times today

[cedar bluff]

she got them hips so i hear

[autumn harness]

fuck the hourglass shape

ac130 shape

[cedar bluff]

she can put several large holes in my sand all day

[bright elm]

no

we don't eat rice with our hands now

lmfao

[elfin thistle]

I'm pretty sure it's a thing in Indian culture tho

[bright elm]

for bread though

im pretty sure

[cedar bluff]

ew you eat bread with your hands?

[autumn harness]

rn

[cedar bluff]

tf

[autumn harness]

im eating fries with my hands

[elfin thistle]

No

For their food

Like most of their food

They specifically use their right hand for it

[static rose]

ppl that eat tacos with utensils

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-gagging-throw-up-eww-nasty-gif-17972547

[elfin thistle]

The left hand is for washing their ass iirc

[static rose]

does they even exist

[autumn harness]

nope

they dont exist

[elfin thistle]

That's also why they don't shake hands with their left hand

[autumn harness]

what about jerking off

[elfin thistle]

Lemme do that rn

[autumn harness]

you can't possibly jerk off with your left hand

if you're right handed

[elfin thistle]

Observe

[cedar bluff]

im right handed and i do it

[static rose]

ambi gang

[cedar bluff]

ratio

[bright elm]

wait

what are we talking abt

[elfin thistle]

Masturbation chat masturbation chat

[bright elm]

oh

@autumn harness did u see ur night market

i got dogshit

[autumn harness]

look in val chat

i got dogshit

[elfin thistle]

My colleague threatened to shoot everyone in the branch yesterday

Very nice

[autumn harness]

nice!

almost sounds like an american school

[cedar bluff]

in america that wouldnt fly lmao

[elfin thistle]

Cuz he was having a temper tantrum

Reason why he was having a temper tantrum?

None

[autumn harness]

some people shouldnt be allowed to have guns

[elfin thistle]

He isn't

[static rose]

fight him

[cedar bluff]

bro thats not funny. we only have like 3 school shooting a month

[elfin thistle]

He's banned from having guns

[autumn harness]

facts

apparently a picture of a weapon was circulating around my school and middle school

[elfin thistle]

That's pretty good for a firing range

[autumn harness]

FUN

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-wheeze-gif-14488819

[elfin thistle]

My highschool had an incident where a student murdered another student with an axe a few months back

[autumn harness]

wait

was it like a formal 1v1

[elfin thistle]

Man had the bloodhound heirloom and camped the toilet

[autumn harness]

or like he got axed body sprayed

[elfin thistle]

Then killed the first guy who walked in

[autumn harness]

wTF

[elfin thistle]

Unfortunately the second guy coule not afford an heirloom

Unlucky

[static rose]

wtf???

[cedar bluff]

i have bloodhounds heirloom in my desk drawr

and bangs heirloom on my desk

[autumn harness]

i have mirage's heirloom as a participation award from soccer 6 years ago

[elfin thistle]

What about rev's heirloom

Imagine getting trophies instead of medals

[cedar bluff]

i have revs heirloom down the street on someones shed

[elfin thistle]

Ahyes my coworker is advocating corruption

Nice

[cedar bluff]

talk him into going to china

[elfin thistle]

He also likes to be racist

I'm pretty sure he believes the CCP propaganda

Since he spouts about it sometimes

[cedar bluff]

you need to bleach your ears every day after work dont you

[autumn harness]

with some asmr ear licking

right?

[cedar bluff]

please god no

[elfin thistle]

Every time I see him I visually smell the stench of saliva coming from him

[hallow blade]

shit kinda hits different tho fr

[elfin thistle]

Asmr ear cleaning oof

Tho I don't watch asmr

Wait nvm I watch one asmr

Todd Howard seduces you in a Fleetwood Mac concert toilet asmr roleplay

[cedar bluff]

only asmr i enjoy is asmr power tools

[elfin thistle]

Power tools torture asmr roleplay

One of the most uncomfortable things I had to sit through

[static rose]

???

[elfin thistle]

?

[cedar bluff]

??

[bright elm]

@autumn harness

s0m

[elfin thistle]

Me and the boys

[cedar bluff]

god i wish that were me

[autumn harness]

is that really s0m

s0km wuold never cheat on me

[elfin thistle]

I can't believe it

My coworker is dancing around the room and claiming his leg is broken

[random thistle]

It didn't break, it's a feature :^)

[elfin thistle]

No

[wintry scroll]

[cedar bluff]

i just had my loba q stay in the same spot after i threw it and it just stayed there floating while an enemy was rushing me

im amazed

[elfin thistle]

It's not a bug it's a feature

[proven pulsar]

???

broken

[proven pulsar]

Wtf what is the trigger for this

[cedar bluff]

i just solo queued a game and the first team i ran into they all had gold knockdowns. actually cringe

[wintry scroll]

this game is broken

yeah i cant trigger it

his leg is broken

[cedar bluff]

this broke ass game is making me rethink living

didnt work

[wintry scroll]

its random i think

small chance the bot gonna say that if u send "broken"

[cedar bluff]

because the games so broken right now ima hit the game up with a broken roller

[cedar bluff]

apex giving out end of the match survey shit is annoying as fuck

[hallow blade]

they always send it after the worst match

[little verge]

Yeah, I swear it only asks you when the server is stuttering, the level 30 randoms shouted slurs and ping spammed while you got pushed by a three man pred stack with no audio.

[proven pulsar]

[cedar bluff]

finally got a clip of my game stuttering while i move my mouse

only does it while my mouse moves

[autumn harness]

@cedar bluff time to switch to roller

[cedar bluff]

well

probaly

[static rose]

bruh

al feels so weird

[cedar bluff]

i hate the teleporty shit

[small folio]

broken somewhere in the message

Maybe

Maybe it's random

[static rose]

break

[wintry scroll]

lower your mouse polling rate

[cedar bluff]

its 500

[wintry scroll]

ah

i guess

just cap fps lower

like 130

[cedar bluff]

i mean. i have a 5000 dollar pc so i feel like it shouldnt do it at all

[wintry scroll]

apex is a broken unoptimized dogshit game

[astral pebble]

please tell me its stil lworlds edge

on the map

[cedar bluff]

yea

[astral pebble]

noooo it says olympus 42 minutes

ah no

shitty site

time to look for the stupid fucking crow

is it actually in that spot where its pictured

[wintry scroll]

whats that

[astral pebble]

the new dumb event

[autumn harness]

my pc doesnt stutter i'll trade my 1000 dollar pc for your 5000 dollar pc

[astral pebble]

of course some tool takes bloodhound

[violet sphinx]

this new discord icon thing weird

[astral pebble]

AGAIN

im gonna fucking tilt if BH gets taken for the 3rd time

[cedar bluff]

solo queue

[cedar bluff]

my old pc did this same exact thing and i never found a way to fix it. basically the reason i bought this pc

[wintry scroll]

cpu bottleneck most likely

or just some background processes eating up your system resources

[astral pebble]

WHERE IS THE STUPID FUCKING BIRD

[autumn harness]

bro

[cedar bluff]

its a 5950x and a 3080. with a 980 pro nvme

[autumn harness]

how do yall have good handwriting

if you do

[wintry scroll]

i kinda cba having good handwriting

as long as its readable then its fine

[little verge]

I grew up learning cursive and mine is still atrocious.

[hallow blade]

what do you have in your launch options?

[cedar bluff]

+cl_showpos 1

[autumn harness]

im currently tryna write notes

and it looks ass to me

[little verge]

Your printing looks better than mine.

[astral pebble]

k

[small folio]

You need to click on the white raven in the lobby first

[wintry scroll]

looks good imo

mine is atrocious compared to this

[little verge]

Shift 9 in a row tomorrow, and then I get my days off. The real question is if I subject myself to KC ranked to tank my mental even more.

[astral pebble]

i did like 20 times

where the fuck are the birds

i went to like 5 of those locations

and got killed at the 5tgh one

no fucking sight of that shit

do ALL of those locations have the dumb bird?

or is it random each match

[burnt stone]

just saw it in half

[small folio]

You need to play as bloodhound

[burnt stone]

you even missed the queue damn bro

[autumn harness]

damn asian mechanical pencils are the best

way superior than us made

[astral pebble]

yesss

what a dumb shit challenge omg

[violet sphinx]

imagine doing event

[astral pebble]

imagine doing anything other than events in apex

[violet sphinx]

imagine currently playing apex

and not playing a different game

[autumn harness]

i dont talk to chicken people @violet sphinx

[violet sphinx]

i am cool chicken

[autumn harness]

prove it

[violet sphinx]

i deserve my own medal

i got bronze bms

instead of below bronze b,s

bms

like a week ago

cause i played kvks for like 3 days

[autumn harness]

you dropped your crown king 👑

[violet sphinx]

they need to make me a special rank

[cedar bluff]

i just ran from a team for like 2 minutes straight and they just couldnt do shit about it till a third party came in

the third party came in on a wraith port last second and i jumped through no hp expecting the great escape but one of the guys didnt go through and i died

[bright elm]

i forgot why i stopped playing

now i konw

know

[autumn harness]

dw i'll play with you

[astral pebble]

i can't even beat bronze... rip

[wintry scroll]

valk fun to play

i think i might become a valk main

[bright elm]

man

this jett just fucked my entire team with an op

im pretty sure 90% of the rounds we lost was because of jett op

or some retarded move by reyna

[vital rock]

@proven pulsar my b this week has been INSANE because of comp, haven't been able to get to your VOD

will maybe do it tomorrow or friday

if you want, upload a newer one if that one feels outdated 🙂

[proven pulsar]

lol ogey

[proven pulsar]

it's fine, i think im gonna stick to that vod

ive been chilling since that session

[alpine trail]

we chickens are the best

know your place

chickens >

[cedar bluff]

apex is tilting me so hard right nwo

[alpine trail]

I haven’t played apex in 5 days

And I don’t miss it

[elfin thistle]

Same

[little verge]

I haven't played in like two weeks lol. No wonder my mental is good. Probably rusty AF now though.

[cedar bluff]

if tdm was a thing id play the shit out of it and get cracked

[elfin thistle]

r5 reloaded

[cedar bluff]

im tired of rollers tho.

[elfin thistle]

Why they only have their thumbs while you have your whole arm smh

Just point and click

Aim assist doesn't even pull

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-i-quit-angry-tableflip-studying-gif-10784297

sbmm

ive been getting shit on all day and i get hit with a triple pred

[burnt stone]

ll0m0

bloons?

[wintry scroll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/507352572248588302/823613029752242206/image0-31-1.gif

[elfin thistle]

I'm confused

My coworker tried to turn down the volume on the computer by uninstalling the audio drivers

[elfin thistle]

Ogay

[wintry scroll]

lmao wtf

[static rose]

LMFAO

that's fucken hilarious

[elfin thistle]

Zpherm @burnt stone

[wintry scroll]

knows how to uninstall audio drivers, doesnt know how to turn down the volume

[elfin thistle]

Zphpsk @burnt stone

[burnt stone]

you did it twice

why

[burnt stone]

ninja

[hallow arrow]

based

[lapis moat]

at least it counted the win I had before

thats 1k rp a day

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle need wizard too before round 45

[elfin thistle]

Internet go brrrr

Slight problem

I am stuck on reconnecting

@burnt stone we should probably go for a sky shredder over a second dartling

[burnt stone]

ogay

@elfin thistle we died last time due to lack of moab damage

@elfin thistle maybe put it up above and i turn this village into primary training

[elfin thistle]

Get ur MIB pls

No p training

POD if possible @burnt stone

[burnt stone]

i am

can you get glue after?

@elfin thistle glue gun after

holy

shit

[elfin thistle]

Im

Dead

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle you didn't tell me this is the hardest stage

i think sky shredder is good

problem

is after it gets through our first line of defense

we have nothing

[elfin thistle]

Hmmst

[burnt stone]

maybe instead of two mauler

[elfin thistle]

Did u hear

[burnt stone]

we get a spike thing

[elfin thistle]

Spike factory

[burnt stone]

factory

[elfin thistle]

Perma spike

[burnt stone]

yeah

thats what i tried going for

[elfin thistle]

But how do we afford it

[burnt stone]

but didn't see you spent money for maulers

[elfin thistle]

We can't get POD if we want perma spike

Perma spike is like 40k total

[burnt stone]

maybe no apache?

i think

our problem is still moab damage

[elfin thistle]

Sky shredder is Moab dmg

[burnt stone]

oh

[elfin thistle]

But the spot where my bomber was is better

In figure 8

[burnt stone]

ic

if we forgo the bomber

[elfin thistle]

We skip POD for perma spike

[burnt stone]

and go one ace

can we have enough for perma spike

without getting the other maulers too

[elfin thistle]

Perma spike is 40k

[burnt stone]

no maulers

[elfin thistle]

Maulers is like is

[burnt stone]

and no extra bomber

[elfin thistle]

2k a piece

[burnt stone]

shid

[elfin thistle]

Bomber is around 3k

[burnt stone]

forgo pod then

with those

[elfin thistle]

We didn't actually need bomber kekw

[burnt stone]

i know

[elfin thistle]

Hmm maybe if we had a couple of stall boomers

[burnt stone]

maybe never miss a hsot would be better

[elfin thistle]

You mean spectre?

[burnt stone]

put boomers on the bottem

yeah

[elfin thistle]

Perma spike is just built different

[burnt stone]

i think

boomers on the bottom with glue gun

would be good

apache, glue and boomers

strong stall for laser to get more damage

[elfin thistle]

Apache prime?

[burnt stone]

since laser does more then maulers

i meant the moab shove

shover, glue and boomers

big moab stall for our main damage

[elfin thistle]

Moab shove sucks against more than 1 Moab

[burnt stone]

and spike to clean up

final moab

tho

is it worth?

[elfin thistle]

It can't be slowed by anything

[burnt stone]

any stall is better then none

[elfin thistle]

Except for Bloon sabo

[burnt stone]

it still breaks

mid laser

ogay

[elfin thistle]

Hm

[burnt stone]

if we go the stall strat

we need to break it sooner

[elfin thistle]

Ice impale?

It is big stall

But expensive

[burnt stone]

whatever guy breaks it sooner will work

with stall strat

[polar swan]

No spamming.

[burnt stone]

as long as we can do it before the bloon gets mid way through laser

brb taking dog a bath then we go again

[polar swan]

I love it when my teammate with 480 damage decides he needed the last kill and took the 20 bomb away from me

😊😊

[plush burrow]

3 years LMAO

[cedar bluff]

imagine they dont fix it like everything else

[plush burrow]

Fix what

Oh nvm

[cedar bluff]

oh you know

that

[plush burrow]

Oh the glitch

[cedar bluff]

and everything else wrong with this shitbox game

[plush burrow]

Don't fix it, just keep banning the people abusing it

[elfin thistle]

@burnt stone sky shredder perma spike impale maybe, should have 30k left over for other shit

Like 12k for village

That leaves 18k

5k for ninja

1.5k for heroes

5k for alch

And remainder for Moab glue

[polar swan]

5 or 6?

Bloons 5 or 6*

[elfin thistle]

6

Obyn > ninja > ezili > 401 ace for round 40

Then for round 63 we probably want a 024 ice up

Idk if we can defend round 63 with it tho

Lemme go test

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle

forgor to mention

if we can get obyn on the bottom pixel spot he can gen money for us

it will rack up a few extra thousand

idk how much

but late game it's like 60-100 per banana

[elfin thistle]

Ogay it works

The impale perma shredder

Ace in the spot we used prev for bomber

But to the right side

I'll put down an impale beside it

Spike below it

To the right

MIB beside spike

This whole setup takes around

152k

Chimps gives us 178k

[burnt stone]

lets try obyn in the spot too

for extra money

if it works

[elfin thistle]

I mean sure but I'm using ezili

Idk if we will survive early game

[burnt stone]

its hella good for later on

lets try it

[elfin thistle]

Ezili gives BAD dmg

Ogay

[burnt stone]

do

we still go gatling

or no

[elfin thistle]

No

I mean we can

If we want to

[burnt stone]

like 13 for laser

but we don't have to

[elfin thistle]

12k for final upgrade of laser

1.2k for 020 crosspath

[burnt stone]

900 for cost too

[elfin thistle]

6k for upgrades leading to laser

We may not have enough

[burnt stone]

leave it then

[elfin thistle]

I'd rather just put down a Moab glue and some stall boomers

Aight

So plan is

[burnt stone]

go obyn > ninja then ezili

[elfin thistle]

Yed

[burnt stone]

we still go wizard right

[elfin thistle]

No need but maybe Necro for security

[burnt stone]

right

[elfin thistle]

I didn't use wizard in any test

[burnt stone]

round 45 is stealth lead

iirc

[elfin thistle]

I tested rounds 40 63 and 100

Yeah we might need it then

After ezili we go for ODS

[burnt stone]

ods

?

[elfin thistle]

Operation dart storm

[burnt stone]

ah

[elfin thistle]

And then alch maybe

But that should be enough for 40

[burnt stone]

just to make sure

[elfin thistle]

59 is camoleads

[burnt stone]

we put the ace

[elfin thistle]

45 is camo purple

[burnt stone]

in the patch we have to clear right

[elfin thistle]

In the bomber spot that I had but as much to the right as possible

Yed

[burnt stone]

so clear the patch then put the ace down gotcha

[elfin thistle]

Yed

[burnt stone]

and leave room on the right

[elfin thistle]

Hopefully this will work

[burnt stone]

for perma spike

[elfin thistle]

Leave room on the left for ice

Perma spike is below

[burnt stone]

ic

ogay

[elfin thistle]

It can reach the lane with a village buff

[burnt stone]

so it goes to teh right side

[elfin thistle]

Yed

[burnt stone]

aight i'm ready

lets try obyn spot a few round first

then if it doesn't work we go back to usual

[elfin thistle]

ZPVTGK

[burnt stone]

ninja as soon as possible

i fucking changed it to the wrogn one

[elfin thistle]

@burnt stone figure 8

[burnt stone]

not centered path?

[elfin thistle]

Figure 8 covers more path

The vertical one

[burnt stone]

ic

[proven pulsar]

💀

cucked by RNG on this game

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle sky shredder or perma first

[elfin thistle]

@burnt stone smart mode pls and shredder

Also impale before perma @burnt stone

@burnt stone use trees on 76

[lapis moat]

if U play caustic u are officially worse than a rev main

at least rev mains need to shoot

[cedar bluff]

im an anything main

i play rev for the passive and the heirloom

ive been playing a lot of loba recently tho

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle 2nd alchemist on bottom?

[elfin thistle]

@burnt stone we also need MIB

[burnt stone]

get mib then impale

@elfin thistle

we never lose

first

fucking

try

[elfin thistle]

Fuckin finally

Pain

I mean first try

Ofc

[lapis moat]

when I get masters on my team its a boosted bot and the masters on the other team are literally pros

[elfin thistle]

There were so many clenches

Literally down to one spike at one point

[burnt stone]

they really disguised a god map as a intermediate one

[burnt stone]

ikr

the spike thing came in clutch

even though it was a accident i forgor we were doing shredder first

[burnt stone]

twice actually

the round before the last we had 1 spike

from ddts

[elfin thistle]

I also forgor that ezili needs lvl 20 for BAD dmg

[burnt stone]

bruh

would you have picked someone else instead then?

[elfin thistle]

But it cleared up round 98 really nicely

[burnt stone]

yessir

[elfin thistle]

Idk

It killed like 4 ZOMGs on 98

Sauda would have probably been better tho

[burnt stone]

yeah

[elfin thistle]

Ogay what next

Another chimps?

[burnt stone]

sauda instead of ninja

would have been poggers

same map but half cash kekw

jk

[elfin thistle]

[burnt stone]

another chimp

[elfin thistle]

Ogay

[burnt stone]

would actual kill my mental

@alpine trail

how do i do fast strafes

[elfin thistle]

ZPWGVX

[burnt stone]

my vss gp9 and close fast strafes got better

[elfin thistle]

Just move mouse fast lmao

[burnt stone]

i heard that was a bad thing actually kekw

[elfin thistle]

Cfsi thin best

No u

[burnt stone]

i will try it

any other scenarios you think will help?

[elfin thistle]

ZPWGVX men

[burnt stone]

i'm in

[burnt stone]

scoob

been here

[elfin thistle]

The cfsi thin is

From torje

[burnt stone]

ogay

@elfin thistle where you at

[elfin thistle]

Uh

I went to check some uni shit

Back now

I got a call kekw

Also my hien is coming in today

[burnt stone]

poggywoggy

[elfin thistle]

Hmm do you have the chimos

[small folio]

why is everyone a chicken

[elfin thistle]

For that map

[burnt stone]

chimos

[elfin thistle]

I kinda want the top

Chimos

[burnt stone]

ur a chicken too

[small folio]

yes i can see that

[elfin thistle]

Cuz we have big cocks 😎

[burnt stone]

whats that

[small folio]

[burnt stone]

i don't have chimps for it

if thats what you're asking

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

Another map then

[burnt stone]

ye boi

[elfin thistle]

ZPWAAA

WAAA

@burnt stone

Question

How much do uni semesters cost in the US

[burnt stone]

depends on where you go

[elfin thistle]

The one I'm going to charges 11k a year

On avg

[burnt stone]

mine is free if you work at chipotle kekw

[elfin thistle]

Work at Deez nuts

[burnt stone]

they cover a semester if you work for a year

[elfin thistle]

So you gotta work for like

8 years for a uni education?

[burnt stone]

or work making $18 an hour and save money for future semesters it's nice to make decent money while getting your education

[elfin thistle]

Wow

Imagine earning $18 an hour

[burnt stone]

also

they adjust hours and schedule around school no matter what you have

[elfin thistle]

Making 9x my pay per hour

[burnt stone]

so you can go to school and work no matter your schedule

[elfin thistle]

So you'll be working night shifts soon?

Be sleep deprived

Pog

[burnt stone]

nor

[elfin thistle]

Why not

Highly recommended

[burnt stone]

i suppose it isn't that bad

[elfin thistle]

Healthy lifestyle

[burnt stone]

only crippling towards health

just deal with it

[elfin thistle]

Just a little bit

Just look at me I'm doing great!

I only wake up with headaches on most days, get sleep paralysis and feel like death

[burnt stone]

stunting all your hard kovaaks work cause you can't build the necessary long term memory to keep what you learned while aim training

[elfin thistle]

Listen here you lil shit

:c

[burnt stone]

unlucky

atleast your still growing

better aim then me kekw

[elfin thistle]

My pp is growing

[burnt stone]

imagine when your smoothness gets good

[elfin thistle]

Cap

[burnt stone]

[elfin thistle]

Yankee wit no brim

[proven pulsar]

https://streamable.com/0ss5m4

[elfin thistle]

Cover is for nerds

[proven pulsar]

how does this happen

[burnt stone]

he can see your arm

your camera is your head

not your entire body

like in csgo

[elfin thistle]

Ur thicc thighs are sticking out

I would have lost if I were the enemy

[burnt stone]

you shoot from your head not your arms so if you can see them you can shoot them kekw

[proven pulsar]

cringe

[elfin thistle]

Projectile vomit bullets pog

[burnt stone]

if you look to the wall you would have been full hidden kekw

[elfin thistle]

Do it the Minecraft way and shoot arrows out of your mouth

[burnt stone]

am going to do vaaks ll0m0

then minecraft

[elfin thistle]

Wtf

Cheating on me

:c

[burnt stone]

cheating on you with your wife

reactivity

[elfin thistle]

I see how it is

NTR smh

But mom said it's my turn on the reactivity

[burnt stone]

if your gf fucks your wife is that cheating

[elfin thistle]

I should probably play vaaks more

I'm slipping

[elfin thistle]

Good question

[burnt stone]

too much lube'

[elfin thistle]

Would you simp for kokomi

[burnt stone]

yes

wait

who's that

yes

but who is it too

oh the genshin girl

yes

[proven pulsar]

Kokomi cute but useless ngl

-100% crit rate

https://twitter.com/RailgunFPS/status/1443459032791101440

fA Railgun 🐉 (@RailgunFPS)

@itshundredz @TryMetafy @RailgunFPS :)

Twitter · Sep 30, 2021, 6:13 AM

Vouch pls

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky I don't have a Twitter account

[burnt stone]

hard stuck 28% cfsi

guess i'll just die

[astral pebble]

you got hit from elsewhere

[solar bison]

[burnt stone]

how do i do reactivity

actual dog water

[alpine trail]

react faster

[solar bison]

No cap

[burnt stone]

blueberry time

[astral pebble]

i dont like these icons where do i complain

it looks fucking stupid

[burnt stone]

FINALLY

some kind of improvement

[small folio]

huge

[hallow arrow]

#outplayed

[astral pebble]

lol.

[solar bison]

Fr

[astral pebble]

i already submitted feedback

[solar bison]

Pretty ugly imo

[astral pebble]

s-feedback

[frozen narwhal]

Feedback & Suggestions form http://bit.ly/voltaicfeedback

[astral pebble]

^ this

tho I guess one could probably just blog some shit in modmail

[lapis moat]

whats wrong with the chicken

[normal prism]

hard stuck at Diamond 4 last split. any tips?

[solar bison]

Hide and camp

Works up to pred

If you care that much about rank

[normal prism]

Yes I wanna hit master this season

[burnt stone]

@alpine trail prob my only good clip today

[solar bison]

Give me good aim

[burnt stone]

you're literally masters kekw

just play the game

[solar bison]

[burnt stone]

apply what you learned

[solar bison]

Bro I only play benches

So aim in anything else is ass

[burnt stone]

better raw aim then me kekw

[solar bison]

Master means nothing

Holy shit these gloves

[burnt stone]

my goal for aim is to reach gm

[solar bison]

No

Go astra complete

[burnt stone]

i want to

but first i want to devote time into apex before i try for it

[solar bison]

Just gm is ass

Minimum gmc

[solar bison]

Yeah that's better

[burnt stone]

gmc tracking maybe

[solar bison]

No

Everything

[burnt stone]

meh

click timing in apex is mid

[solar bison]

Ok

[burnt stone]

shotguns maybe

but that's it

[static rose]

What abt wingman lol

[solar bison]

@solar gyro how difficult is nova compared to mc --> gmc

[burnt stone]

tracking gun

[solar bison]

No

[burnt stone]

yes

you can flick with it

[solar bison]

I literally cannot hit shit tracking

[burnt stone]

or track

[solar bison]

I flick

[static rose]

Its clicking lol

[solar bison]

And hit every shot

[burnt stone]

clicking

[static rose]

In the same way you would do pasu

[burnt stone]

but you're tracking the target

ew pasu

[solar bison]

Troll

[static rose]

Or even popcorn

[solar bison]

Called a click timing weapon

Tracking

[burnt stone]

yes

i track the target

[solar bison]

It is not tracking

You're braindead

You do not need to track to hit shots

[burnt stone]

unlucky

[static rose]

I mean its both lol

[solar bison]

It's click timing

[static rose]

Hence dynamic clicking

[solar bison]

Yes but to call it tracking

You're using it wrong then

Or just not know what the difference is

[burnt stone]

i'm not flicking to targets i'm literally slowly over them while clicking kekw

[solar bison]

Click timing

Well done

Not tracking

[burnt stone]

did i just invite you to a server kekw

[fair trellis]

hey guys apex sucks

[burnt stone]

am not in the mood for this though i'm just going to vaaks and go to sleep

[alpine trail]

ur supposed to track wingman

🙂

[deep linden]

bruh moment

[solar bison]

@burnt stone yeah lmao

[solar bison]

Wtf

128TB?!?!

How much hard drive space do you have

[deep linden]

I have 1TB which is why I got confused

[static rose]

Isnt that what dynamic clicking is track+click

[solar bison]

Braindead

[alpine trail]

sorta but often times more flicking involved with dyn clicking

like b180 you're not tracking every single dot

you flick to them at peak

any1 down to play or no? I will probably play bad since i havent touched apex or kovaaks for the past few days

[elfin thistle]

Dynamic clicking is when I click but I move my fingers more to click

So it's dynamic