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elfin thistle
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And jump on people

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Ok but why would you do this

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What's the motivation here

cedar bluff
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anyways the drill sgts and shit occasionally go into the locker rooms to check their jacket pockets becasue they werent supposed to leave shit in their pockets or whatever

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and this mfer jumped on top of a drill sgt in the dark naked

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anyways he got discharged

elfin thistle
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Sounds about right

cedar bluff
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uh well the motivation is

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you see

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why the fuck do you need motivation to do something stupid

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people have kids whats the motivation there lmao

elfin thistle
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Cuz I am somewhat rational

cedar bluff
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oh yea me too

elfin thistle
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Kids can provide for you when you're older

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But also like

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Are fucking annoying

cedar bluff
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thats a long time to take care of an annoying little shit

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ill just adopt some kid and raise him instead

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like

bright elm
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bro i ain't tryna have a kid that doesn't have any similarities

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ngl

cedar bluff
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adopting a 19 year old sounds pretty easy

elfin thistle
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Ok but

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At that point

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Does it even count as raising

bright elm
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no

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lol

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they're adults

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you can't adopt an adult

elfin thistle
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And they'd very likely not be that bonded to you at all

bright elm
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yeah

elfin thistle
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Idk I feel like it's gonna be hard for me to accept adopting someone

cedar bluff
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thats called marriage if you adopt an adult

elfin thistle
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True

cedar bluff
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ill marry a rich ass 60 year old lady right

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all you gotta do it whack the cobwebs for a few years and youre good

elfin thistle
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It's been 15 days

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My hien isn't here

cedar bluff
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ive heard it takes some people like 2 months to get theirs so

elfin thistle
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That's if it is even coming

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Bruh

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I don't even know if it's still coming

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According to bank statement it is

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According to their inquiry team both are cancelled but not cancelled at the same time

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Fucking Schrodinger's mousepad

cedar bluff
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so every switching run i do my score keeps getting worse even though i feel like im doing better lmao

cedar bluff
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i love doing switching tasks but theyre hard to get good scores in

twilit flicker
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i have changed my mind

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r301 is 10 times better than r99

cedar bluff
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i love iron sights on r301

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theyre my favorite iron sights in the game pretty much

static rose
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yeah the r301 is king of overall id say

twilit flicker
alpine trail
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428 velocity

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i think you can get faster one up to 540 iirc

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still nice though 🙂

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always nice to be able to use new movement tech in fights

twilit flicker
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yeah idk why this one was slower

bright elm
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i cba to learn supergliding

twilit flicker
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its fun

loud heart
twilit flicker
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thats cringe

loud heart
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even with a config its pretty finicky

loud heart
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why bother learning a more difficult way to execute something when you can do it easier?

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i dont play to show off i play to win

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so a config just makes sense

twilit flicker
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fair i guess

cedar bluff
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why tap strafe with mouse wheel when you can just wait for it to get removed?

loud heart
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if it gets removed from scrollwheel i can still just use a macro

cedar bluff
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probably get banned but idk

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also theyre probably removing the mechanic altogether instead of just removing w off of scroll wheel

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so i have a stray cat that ive been feeding at my house and its super friendly with me now

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ok boys im 1 off plat

alpine trail
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when u grind ranked with 2 italians

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and they keep flaming each other

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and i cant understand it

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bibieididi bubudidid

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🤌

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nah i didnt play after we stopped last time

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currently getting it

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ye i already got +200

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im like 400 off now or so

cedar bluff
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what were your comms like

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were you just like

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ahhhh spaghetti lasanga ravioli

alpine trail
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comms in english but whenever we die the one guy flames the third

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in italian

hallow blade
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no way people actually think jitter aim removal should be anywhere high on the priority list

alpine trail
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its hilarious

cedar bluff
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f

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wish i had funny teammates to make playin easier

hallow blade
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jitter aim isnt even busted till 200m away

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anything closer and theres no difference between regular recoil control

cedar bluff
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most of the time my teammates are just like "so whats your top 10 list of thicc anime thighs"

hallow blade
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recoil in this game so fucking easy

alpine trail
hallow blade
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you got this shit praydge

alpine trail
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just got -18 in a pred lobby

cedar bluff
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ima be real i dont got one yet but im deadass about to go and make one so i got it in a txt doc

alpine trail
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would be kinda handy

cedar bluff
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ill be like those tall guys that carry around a business card about being tall

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but im a thigh enthusiast so itll be thicc anime thighs

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strictly anime because genshin be cheating

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cant have list of thicc anime thighs and have 1-8 being genshin

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bro im about to start a yt channel called thigh reviews

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itll be a play on my steam name and what i do on the channel and ill just review thiccc anime thighs

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guys im trademarking it so dont take my idea

alpine trail
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and how do u go about analyising a thigh

cedar bluff
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you see

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its all science because it starts from the knee and you get a general idea from the calves right

hallow blade
cedar bluff
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the heart and science

hallow blade
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the number just appears in your mind from 1-10

cedar bluff
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going from the knee you gotta think about plumpness smoothness

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and i wanna die both those thiccc ass thighs

hallow blade
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if they could crush my skull like a berry then theyre easily above a 8

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simple

cedar bluff
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and all those put together. then moving up you gotta have the booty to back up the thighs because thiccc thighs and small ass dont seem right ya know what im saying

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ima be real though its been a hot minute since ive watched anime so itll take a long ass time to come up with a list

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ill have to go through my mal completed to make a good list

solar gyro
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@kindred hearth post the 7.6k here so we have some quality content in here finally

cedar bluff
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im eating then ill make the list

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but i gotta know. do i include game character or just anime because thatll make it harder lmao

loud heart
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a man just knows

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what a good thigh is

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or what a good breast is

hallow blade
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exactly

loud heart
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yknow how you can just walk?

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after time you judge thighs and breasts and rears enough that it becomes just natural

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you see one and instantly know its score

alpine trail
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i see a nice booty and all rational thought flies out the window

loud heart
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bro

static rose
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real asf

loud heart
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why is jujutsu kaisen so good

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who allows a show to be this fire

bright elm
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because mappa animation

loud heart
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the scene where toudou realises itadori is a brother from another mother is the funniest fucking shit ever

bright elm
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bro

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toudou is the funniest guy

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istg

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he's the representation of all dudes today

loud heart
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i love how hes inclusive too

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"i dont mind if you prefer guys"

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absolute gigachad

cedar bluff
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me seeing a nice booty

loud heart
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the zyzz of anime

alpine trail
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neuron activated

loud heart
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i am

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in tears

static rose
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.6 moment

loud heart
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no .6 on barrels

alpine trail
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nice to see the controller players joking bout it in replies tho

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wait nvm it’s just inhuman

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💀

bright elm
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@alpine trail

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best comment

alpine trail
loud heart
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HAHAHAHA

alpine trail
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bruh how am i getting significantly worse scores on 33cm than i was on 25cm i thought it was supposed to help not make me worse depress

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quitting

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moving to roller

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asap

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100

alpine trail
cedar bluff
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have fun with that aim assist thats heavier than a fucking neutron star

loud heart
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any big gamer boys for ape sex legends

cedar bluff
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aim assist so fucking hard that my dad couldnt even miss going to the store to get milk

alpine trail
loud heart
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sure

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itd be ideal if we had a 3rd

alpine trail
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dont have anyone

cedar bluff
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whens the split actually?

alpine trail
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was playing with people form battlecord

loud heart
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i think i might be able to find a 3rd

cedar bluff
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im busy making a list for thicc anime thighs

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i have more important things to take care of essentially

alpine trail
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vc

loud heart
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i dont remember if im in the battlecord

alpine trail
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ok just go call then

loud heart
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HELP ME RATIO THIS RATIO

autumn harness
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i am not ratioing

bright elm
solar bison
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🤨

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1yu and 2yu

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What is this trickery

cedar bluff
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even if it wasnt freezing itd still be garbage though

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id like to see them just make a huge 2.0 update or some shit reworking the entire game

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but thatd cost too much money

bright elm
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ea is not going to let them do that

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money isnt an issue

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well not in that sense

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its just they wont make the revenue ea wants

cedar bluff
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im aware

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skins are where the money is at obv

bright elm
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thats what happens when u sign with EA

cedar bluff
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but if i was the lead dev id rather making people happy with the game state

bright elm
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i remember r6 released operation health which was like a season of bug fixes and shit, it was good

cedar bluff
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because the better the game state the more fun people have the more they wanna spend money

solar bison
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@cedar bluff yeah but you can't

bright elm
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especially when ur publisher is EA

solar bison
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EA remember

cedar bluff
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im aware

solar bison
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Exactly

bright elm
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the dev team is under the influence of their publisher

solar bison
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@alpine trail take a break

cedar bluff
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who would you guys like to see make a new br game?

solar bison
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Nobody

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BR is shit

bright elm
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idk? halo br could be fun

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br in general is fun

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like fortnite was hella fun

cedar bluff
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id like to see a br thats like titanfall but with lots of characters and abilities

bright elm
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it wouldnt work

cedar bluff
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but no wallrunning that shits too busted and wouldnt suit a br

solar bison
bright elm
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without wall running

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it would just be hyperscape

solar bison
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Fr

bright elm
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with double jump

dreamy spade
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hyperscape kek

cedar bluff
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i was making a joke about apex

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lmao

solar bison
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I wish I could play hyperscape

bright elm
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but maybe a halo br could work

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BR is fun

solar bison
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My aim was so garbage I never had a chance to play it

bright elm
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like early fortnite was fun

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warzone was fun until cold war implementation

cedar bluff
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early fortnite was good before it became massive main stream

bright elm
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i had fun playing fortnite until like

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chapter 2 season 1

cedar bluff
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i had fun till someone could make a mansion half a second after getting shot at

bright elm
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kinda wish apex wasn't published by EA

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getting ur game published by EA is like wanting ur game to die

solar bison
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It's truly unfortunate

alpine trail
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Season 4 was the last fun season for me

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Season 5 was meh

alpine trail
solar bison
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60hz btw

alpine trail
cedar bluff
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i had a game where i almost clutched a 1v3 and was about to climb up the side of a building to hide and heal for a bit and the game wouldnt let me climb

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i legit tried climbing up the wall like 3 times and he would start climbing then just stop

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it was a straight up wall too. not even the kind with a small ledge over it where sometimes you just cant climb

alpine trail
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That’s Apex for you

cedar bluff
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about a week ago i died by running through a door

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didnt even get shot at

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i turned into a deathbox and the game said i fell off the map or some shit

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i have a friend that invites me every day to play but he cant even stand playing 2 games so i just dont play apex with him now

bright elm
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@burnt stone can i join

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ill brb

alpine trail
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Wait so the servers are messed up again?

burnt stone
grizzled summit
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updating steam

alpine trail
solar bison
cedar bluff
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i was thinking about buying it

solar bison
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I need this

burnt stone
cedar bluff
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but 25 dollars or so for that skin it a lot

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if it was like 10 then maybe

solar bison
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Why am I so bad

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Master complete and can't even hit a bullet

cedar bluff
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i mean

solar bison
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I think I need to be nova+ to even do that

cedar bluff
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nonnononononono

solar bison
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More grinding incoming

cedar bluff
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lmao

solar bison
cedar bluff
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you dont need to be diamond to do that

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i can do that and im 1 off plat and i havent even completed gold yet

solar bison
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Idk I'm just really bad at aiming in any game

warm marsh
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😢

solar bison
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Prob because I only play benchmark scen

cedar bluff
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well i mean if you only get good at the benchmark you arent going to get good at the skill itself

solar bison
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Kinda

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The gains with each rank I think aren't that good enough

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To really make too much of a difference ingame

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I still aim like I'm silver

cedar bluff
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if youre silver then im water

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you probably just tense up too much or something. like get nervous

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you shouldnt think shit like "im gm but i cant aim" in a serious way

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you should think more about flowers probably

solar bison
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I don't tense

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I think it's just inexperience and lack of technique

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I only have 200hrs in apex

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Barely know anything

cedar bluff
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yea thats 100pc why

solar bison
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Tbh i cba to learn

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So I play aimtrainers

cedar bluff
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one thing that helped me a lot was i watched movement guides and shit mostly

bright elm
solar bison
cedar bluff
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i watched some guides and shit and learned how other people moved and learned how to move myself

bright elm
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if you only play benchmark scenarios, you're more learning the patterns

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of the scenarios

cedar bluff
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also i hear 1v1s are helpful

bright elm
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rather than actually improving

solar bison
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True yeah@bright elm

mellow kestrel
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@bright elm nice name xd

bright elm
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ty

solar bison
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But it's fun to get ranks

mellow kestrel
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never seen anyhting like it

solar bison
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Literally only reason I got addicted

bright elm
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mhm

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im the 2nd iteration of yu

mellow kestrel
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greetings

bright elm
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who's tryna be the third

cedar bluff
solar bison
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@bright elm wait

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Is this Kristiaan

bright elm
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no it's 2yu

solar bison
bright elm
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@hoary scroll

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this is kristiann

solar bison
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Anyways after work ends

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I can get on that gm grind

autumn harness
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cant believe i got helper

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oops wrong account

solar bison
cedar bluff
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pretty satisfying to watch good players play huh

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dont watch me basically

bright elm
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my main goal rn is masters complete

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hoping to get it within the next few weeks

solar bison
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Get on al

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So much easier

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You don't have shitty gauntlet

autumn harness
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wait what

solar bison
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It only took 90hrs

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For master complete

bright elm
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no

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im not playing aim labs lmfao

grizzled summit
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i had some nice clips

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im gonna take a look at them rn

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@alpine trail @burnt stone please watch this lmfao

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this was so sad

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im crying

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oh

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myb ad

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lstar eva crutch user

cedar bluff
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you too?

grizzled summit
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:(

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yeah

cedar bluff
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jk i use r301/wingman or wingman/volt

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NOOOOOOB

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jk lstar is fun tho

grizzled summit
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im bad

cedar bluff
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i cant use the prowler

grizzled summit
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so i depend on the good stuff

cedar bluff
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but thats becasue im not on a controller

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im bad too so i rely on good teammates

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but i dont have any of those either

grizzled summit
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:(

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ill play with you

deep linden
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Carry me with your memes pingu

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Also send more memes in fA

cedar bluff
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who would want a washed up octane main on their team?

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xddd

mellow kestrel
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faides screeching LMAO

cedar bluff
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faide is gonna get me evicted from my apartment lmao

ember wagon
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yo can someone show me PGTI gameplay

bright elm
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i can send you old vod of my pgti

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this was my jade run back in june

ember wagon
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okay

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i needa see what im doing wrong

bright elm
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wait

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just send me ur vod

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and i can point out ur mistakes

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lol

cedar bluff
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should i go for plat complete tracking or go for plat? for tracking i need 2 more and for plat i just need static clicking

bright elm
winter wolf
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anyone roughly d3 wanna queue eu?

bright elm
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you rarely utilize static clicking

cedar bluff
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ive been using wingman a lot tho so lmao

bright elm
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wingman is dynamic clicking

cedar bluff
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i mean i use r301 a lot too i guess

bright elm
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because the enemies are moving

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not static

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kek

ember wagon
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wait

cedar bluff
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dynamic clicking makes me wanna kms tbh

ember wagon
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when i did clicking tracking i became goated with the wngman

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clicking voltaic*

cedar bluff
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no thats not what i meant im just talking voltaic

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i need 1 more plat for plat and its clicking static

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i was just saying complete plat tracking just because

alpine trail
cedar bluff
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this is what im at

ember wagon
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why cant i clip

bright elm
alpine trail
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wingman is not only dynamic also static

bright elm
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explain

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when they're standing still?

alpine trail
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aftrer my game

ember wagon
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if they're standing still your in gold lobbies

cedar bluff
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ok but is the rampage tracking or static????????????????????

ember wagon
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dont use rampage

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you dont have a family if you use that gun

cedar bluff
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guess im using the rampage

alpine trail
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stop playing apex

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your mental health will thank you

cedar bluff
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when bf2042 comes out im making the switch tbh

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also watching people talk about valorant is making me wanna play that too

alpine trail
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Valorant good game

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Apex bad game

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Dogshit game

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Dogshit parent company

cedar bluff
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jeez bro tell em how you really feel

alpine trail
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Fuck apex

ember wagon
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tetch stop talking

alpine trail
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I don’t want to play this game anymore

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Terrible game

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but I keep coming back

ember wagon
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stop complaining here bro

alpine trail
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Someone stop me

alpine trail
ember wagon
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tetch bro just take a break

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you just lost a 1v2 on ranked didn't you

alpine trail
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no

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I’m laying in bed

ember wagon
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what happened

alpine trail
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haven’t gotten out of bed since I woke up

cedar bluff
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watch this on loop and feel better

iron fossil
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apex has highest skill ceiling of any shooter out right now besides quake, someone change my mind

ember wagon
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whats quake

static rose
cedar bluff
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idk bro have you beat snake before

iron fossil
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maybe more than quake

ember wagon
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quake looks like doom

static rose
iron fossil
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snek is pretty hard too

alpine trail
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apex is dogshit I just want a good game to come out with a good company that won’t ruin the game for microtransactions

iron fossil
cedar bluff
iron fossil
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fortnite is hardest game mechanically for keyboard

alpine trail
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Agreed

autumn harness
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why are you guys watching underaged anime girls

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to feel better

ember wagon
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i tried playing for the first time and when i did i hated the buildign part so i quit

alpine trail
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uh

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uh

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I’m underage

bright elm
alpine trail
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I promise

ember wagon
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she looks 6

autumn harness
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how tf do i like qiqi

bright elm
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you just do

autumn harness
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i dont think she's even on my featured list

ember wagon
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literally looks like a kid

autumn harness
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i would bang chika

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not going to lie

bright elm
ember wagon
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you guys are so weird

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wtfc

bright elm
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look like a kid

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what

autumn harness
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im underaged

bright elm
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yeah im underaged too

ember wagon
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look at that

autumn harness
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boomer moment

bright elm
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yo 1yu

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chika the same age as us

ember wagon
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what adult throws a temper tantrum

autumn harness
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damn

cedar bluff
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yea im underaged 3

autumn harness
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threesome

bright elm
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😈

autumn harness
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dude imagine chika

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if she didnt exist

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i can

ember wagon
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omg touch the sky and clouds

alpine trail
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i can’t

ember wagon
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breath oxygen

autumn harness
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im a cloud toucher

ember wagon
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thats kinda hot

autumn harness
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i t really isnt

cedar bluff
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youre in cloud9?

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wtd did i just watch

bright elm
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im in cloud 6

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ur in cloud 9

autumn harness
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im in ur mom

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🤣

alpine trail
cedar bluff
cedar bluff
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for those of you who havent seen this bad boi yet

bright elm
ember wagon
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yo btw theres an anime category on here

bright elm
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ok no more shit posting from me

cedar bluff
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shit posting is the shit tho

bright elm
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im a helper

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ill get the sini punishment

cedar bluff
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im a nothing

ember wagon
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yo why do people watch jojo

cedar bluff
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because of the poses

bright elm
ember wagon
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i watch anime for the animation style then a see this dogshit like omg

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like bruh wtf am i watching a cartoon or something

bright elm
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you are

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because it's anime

elfin thistle
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I lost

bright elm
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here's my pgti vod from like 3 months ago

ember wagon
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omg your game is so pretty

cedar bluff
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i hate arcing scenarios

ember wagon
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it sounds like your jitter clicking

cedar bluff
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i just barely got plat in mine

ember wagon
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i keep running out of mouse space

cedar bluff
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if you have an extended pad right

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get rid of your keyboard

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you dont need that shit while practicing

ember wagon
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but if im using that in game

cedar bluff
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now you got a massive pad just for your mouse

ember wagon
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dont i need to use the same space

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also i dont use a mouse pad i just use wood bruh

ember wagon
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also kristian your cracked wtf

alpine trail
cedar bluff
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bro ima be real. the fate series has one of the best animations out of all anime ive seen

ember wagon
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tf is fate

cedar bluff
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fate is a series of mind fuckery

elfin thistle
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Fate series sound design kinda pog

elfin thistle
cedar bluff
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you dont know where to start. you dont know where to end

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you just watch

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but fr tho ufotable is one of my favorite animation studios

alpine trail
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5 games in a row dying off drop, 2 of them to getting punched out

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then i drop 3k 11 kills and win duo trios

ember wagon
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everytime i try to watch anime i die of boredom not gonna lie

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only good anime i watched was death note and some of aot

alpine trail
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i’m so consistently inconsistent

ember wagon
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FR

cedar bluff
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i just looked up demon slayer and it was also made by ufotable so technically im not wrong

ember wagon
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i bet you the same thing that happened to MHA is gonna happen to demon slayer

#

annoying ass community i already see it

alpine trail
#

used to hate death note until i rewatched it

#

now it’s top 10

elfin thistle
#

What happened to mha

ember wagon
#

its so good

#

mha fanbase makes me want to die

cedar bluff
#

probably some bullshit like the characters are too sexualized

#

like that one short white haired girl

alpine trail
#

if only one piece didn’t have so many fillers😔

cedar bluff
#

one piece is an anime about trying to find the one piece which is code for trying to find an episode without spoilers

elfin thistle
#

Bruh every time I wake up I'm more tired sadge

cedar bluff
#

go to bed

elfin thistle
#

It's 8am

#

I woke up after 4h or sleep with a headache and feeling super groggy

ember wagon
#

dont tilt queue

river swan
#

Same, been trash all day

elfin thistle
#

Tilt queue is the best

cedar bluff
#

i havent played at all today

#

all i did was play some scenarios and got plat in one and ima try to get plat probably in a minute

river swan
#

Oooh nice

#

Goodluck^^

#

Haven't played in 2 weeks

#

and am losing easy 2 win fights

#

I am crying

elfin thistle
#

Man during my week break from apex

#

I had the most fun in apex that I had in a while

#

Hi done

#

I'm dad

static rose
#

I feel that man

elfin thistle
#

Imagine being good at reactivity peepogrin

astral pebble
#

wait, didn't twitch cancel this guy?

elfin thistle
#

I should probably pack up and leave the ops room now

astral pebble
#

why is his face still in their support emails

elfin thistle
#

Yeah they did

#

Wait was it him

#

I thought it was pog guy

astral pebble
#

no idea, i dont keep track, is that not the pog guy?

elfin thistle
#

No

#

That's kappa guy

cedar bluff
#

i mean they also canceled pepe

#

so i mean

elfin thistle
#

Pepe is a racist symbol

#

Wdym

deep linden
#

controller players when gyro aim is introduced and aa is removed

astral pebble
#

1500 dmg in arenas for todays daliy. much better than this fucking 5 kills shit

elfin thistle
#

They'll just cry about it and quit the game

cedar bluff
#

tf is gyro aim

elfin thistle
#

Aim by tilting iirc

cedar bluff
#

ew

elfin thistle
#

Bruh I wanna visit a chiropractor so bad

solar bison
elfin thistle
#

I can be daddy too uwu

cedar bluff
burnt stone
ember wagon
#

BRO

#

good aim

cedar bluff
#

pretty average

#

jk that was a hot shot on that jump pad

ember wagon
#

bro i was about to say SHUT THE FUCK UP

cedar bluff
#

lmao

ember wagon
#

his recoil control is really good

burnt stone
elfin thistle
#

Imagine getting clips

#

Smh

cedar bluff
#

i cant control recoil at distance

ember wagon
#

damn ima cum

cedar bluff
# burnt stone

can you not hold down buttons on your controller while you aim with kbm?

burnt stone
#

kekw

elfin thistle
#

Imagine having smooth aim like that

#

And not scuffed aim

ember wagon
#

OMG

#

i got a good clip

iron fossil
#

imagine all the people

#

living for today

ember wagon
#

why does my pc crash and salow down so much when i open a clip

iron fossil
#

your pc is cringing at your "highlight"

elfin thistle
#

True

ember wagon
#

i hate the re 45 ignore those shots

cedar bluff
#

shoulda threw in a superglide somewhere in the middle

#

and then died because you didnt do it right

#

im not gonna name names but ive done that a few times

#

but im not naming names

loud heart
#

CAPPED 59 FPS

#

TOP GRAPHICS SETTINGS

#

BRO

ember wagon
#

i cant afford better

loud heart
#

???

#

just set your settings all low

ember wagon
#

why?

loud heart
#

for more fps

ember wagon
#

i have a 60hz monitor either way..

loud heart
#

input lag

ember wagon
#

wait really?

loud heart
#

it doesnt matter that you only have 60 hz

#

higher fps lower input lag

ember wagon
#

but i dont want the game to look ugly

loud heart
#

anyway

#

superglide fun

ember wagon
#

everything is on low

cedar bluff
ember wagon
#

omg your game is ugly

#

hell no im not listening to your advice

static rose
#

lmfao

loud heart
#

its still too pretty

#

i hate all the useless fucking effects on screen

ember wagon
#

as long as the gun skins are loaded in im fine

burnt stone
burnt stone
autumn harness
#

that's such a weird superglide

#

what

cedar bluff
loud heart
#

he described me as "a flying acrobat"

cedar bluff
#

new name incoming

loud heart
#

i wish my apex could look like this

#

this one is nasty too

static rose
#

my tf2 used to look like dookie but i loved it

river swan
#

I'm so done with this game please

elfin thistle
#

Bruh I just witnessed my duty officer die inside

loud heart
#

back in the glory days of fps

elfin thistle
#

He got a text that every single alarm in camp went off

iron fossil
#

duty

loud heart
#

where graphics didnt matter

elfin thistle
#

Yes duty

#

I just got off duty

loud heart
#

this looks so nice

#

unironically

static rose
elfin thistle
#

What's that

alpine trail
#

😐

static rose
#

that's quake

alpine trail
loud heart
#

quakelive

elfin thistle
#

Never played quake

#

Only started gaming in 2019

burnt stone
loud heart
#

rn? nothing

solar bison
river swan
#

why is this.

static rose
#

1v0

loud heart
#

i just like shitty graphics

#

i feel nostalgic

burnt stone
loud heart
#

quakelive

elfin thistle
#

Must be an intense match

river swan
#

I almost won man

elfin thistle
#

Damn

river swan
#

The other party just got to me

static rose
#

dudes like me would've found a way to lose that match

elfin thistle
#

Third partied in arenas grandpepe

ember wagon
#

rip

river swan
#

I know right

ember wagon
#

just wait for the other team to fight

elfin thistle
#

I'm hungry

#

Should I buy subway

ember wagon
#

yes

#

subway is so good

river swan
#

Great advice thank you, I shall take it into my next 1v0 match

elfin thistle
#

But it expensive

ember wagon
#

yeah

static rose
#

just get a footlong and save the other half for the next day

solar bison
#

@river swan you're simply too good

elfin thistle
#

How bout you get my footlong

solar bison
#

So they all left

elfin thistle
#

😳

static rose
#

D;

solar bison
#

😳

elfin thistle
#

I'm still hungry

ember wagon
#

valk mains piss me off

river swan
violet sphinx
#

i like subway

ember wagon
#

their existense angers me

elfin thistle
violet sphinx
#

makes me feel healthy

#

even tho ik im not

#

jj does that better tho

elfin thistle
#

What is JJ

river swan
violet sphinx
#

jimmy johns

ember wagon
#

they all sound like nerds and are ass at the game

elfin thistle
#

Doesn't exist here

violet sphinx
#

he used to have a .6kd

elfin thistle
#

I'm a mirage main

#

Mirage master race

violet sphinx
#

brought it up to .9 prob by getting carried

#

cant even get 2k

elfin thistle
#

I love offering nothing to the team

river swan
#

I almost pulled it off twice, holy

elfin thistle
violet sphinx
#

ima try and get like 3k on valk

#

and main valk

#

to piss my friend off

elfin thistle
#

Main mirage

violet sphinx
elfin thistle
#

I am being bullied

violet sphinx
#

cool

#

be wraith main

elfin thistle
#

Where's bullyhunters when I need them

violet sphinx
#

learn movement

elfin thistle
#

Wraith?

#

Cring

violet sphinx
#

yes

static rose
#

i will be the first ethical wraith main

elfin thistle
#

Mirage master race

static rose
#

no movement at all

violet sphinx
#

wraith players gain like most of their skill

violet sphinx
#

who should i unlock btw

elfin thistle
#

Mirage

violet sphinx
#

i have extra

static rose
#

what if you use your mirage q to make it wall bounce and bamboozle the enemy

violet sphinx
#

i have banana skin

elfin thistle
#

Yes

elfin thistle
#

You can

violet sphinx
#

banana skin or unicorn skin

elfin thistle
#

What's banana skin

#

The twitch prime one?

static rose
#

fortnite banana skin

violet sphinx
#

or fiber optics

violet sphinx
#

blue skin

elfin thistle
#

Mirage twitch prime skin is actually unironically almost legendary tier

elfin thistle
violet sphinx
elfin thistle
#

Ew

#

Now this however

violet sphinx
#

whats that called

elfin thistle
#

Brand ambassador

#

It's a twitch prime skin

violet sphinx
#

oh

#

kinda looks good ngl

elfin thistle
#

It's either this month's or last month's

#

It's so sex

violet sphinx
#

im number one mirage main

#

0 kills

#

0 dmg

elfin thistle
#

You haven't gotten negative kills and dmg yet

#

Kinda gay

#

Time to main Bangalore

river swan
#

Bro what is the L-star rn, Just used it for the first time in month

elfin thistle
#

It's broken

river swan
#

This is like dual rampage stuff

elfin thistle
#

I'd like to inform you that

#

Lstar has only 2 dps less than r301

violet sphinx
#

except the bullets are double the size

elfin thistle
#

Atrocious muzzle flash, no need to reload with a 20 round before overheat at base

#

And bullets are big

violet sphinx
elfin thistle
#

Lstar is just a better r301 until you go long range

elfin thistle
violet sphinx
#

thats not that bad of a nerf

#

removing overheat

river swan
elfin thistle
#

Whenever an enemy team buys Lstar I buy Lstar in return and show them how truly cancerous it is

#

I abuse the cooldown mechanic by spamming bursts

#

Pretty much non stop for 200+ rounds

#

Until I run out of ammo

#

Then I tbag

river swan
#

i don't think i wanna play this game anymore until it's fixed

elfin thistle
#

Good luck

#

Maybe in season 11

#

Or 12

burnt stone
river swan
#

Nah they just gonna act like it's not a problem for 5 seasons and power up all the other weapons too.

alpine trail
elfin thistle
#

You gotta understand the Lstar is a crutch for scrubs

alpine trail
#

llomo that mirage skin gave me aids

elfin thistle
#

Respawn isn't gonna change that

elfin thistle
#

It's so poggers

river swan
#

It's a car for invalid people excuse me

violet sphinx
#

@alpine trail are u r now

alpine trail
#

@elfin thistle i think we're twins uwu

violet sphinx
#

yeah it is

#

u

elfin thistle
#

Omg twinning!1!1!1!!11!

violet sphinx
#

i want skin

#

someone give me twitch prime

elfin thistle
#

Twitch prime free trial

alpine trail
violet sphinx
#

what should i make mine

#

for a change

#

ima make it

#

smth like

elfin thistle
#

@burnt stone nerd I'm almost home

violet sphinx
#

kidtoucher723

elfin thistle
#

Should I get on or go to sleep

violet sphinx
#

or siblinglover8925

alpine trail
elfin thistle
#

Aight I'm gonna play vaaks

violet sphinx
elfin thistle
#

Against my better judgement

violet sphinx
#

sleeping is 1/3 of ur life

#

for 1/3 of ur life ur not playing apex

elfin thistle
#

Nah

#

It's lesss

violet sphinx
#

still

elfin thistle
#

I sleep 2-3h a day on weekdays

violet sphinx
#

ur not playing apex for that long

#

DAMN

#

thats actually terrible

elfin thistle
#

Health 100

#

Yed

violet sphinx
#

im lucky enough to sleep at like 10:30 on weekdays

#

and wake up at 6:15 or so

elfin thistle
#

It's slower down my reaction time by like

#

20ms

violet sphinx
#

for school starting at 7:30

elfin thistle
#

From 160 to 180

#

From just lack of sleep

#

I'm hungry

static rose
#

ur gonna die if u don't sleep

elfin thistle
#

Unpopular opinion mc Donald's is garbage

elfin thistle
ember wagon
#

thats true

#

mcdonalds is so bad

elfin thistle
#

But 100% of people who sleep die

static rose
elfin thistle
#

Never had their nuggies

#

But I'm not paying like $5 for 6 nuggies

static rose
#

wtf

elfin thistle
#

When I can pay $2 for 5 packs of instant noodles

static rose
#

is like 6$ for 20

elfin thistle
#

What

#

Just country diff Ig

static rose
#

yeah was gonna say that's probs the case

violet sphinx
#

what country u in

#

i just assumed ur in us

elfin thistle
#

Somewhere in ur heart

#

I'm in Asia

violet sphinx
#

o

#

oh

elfin thistle
#

no oh

hallow blade
#

yomo got drafted

violet sphinx
#

whenever i think of army or anything related to it

elfin thistle
#

Ho oh

violet sphinx
#

i think us

elfin thistle
hallow blade
#

you

elfin thistle
#

Yo momma

violet sphinx
elfin thistle
#

Damn

#

I gotem and got got at the same time

#

I didn't get drafted

#

I got conscripted

#

Drafted implies the possibility of not going

static rose
#

just dodge it

elfin thistle
#

Can't

#

People who literally don't have a hand or are crippled still get conscripted

#

Every male does

#

Well unless you're like so sick you go on medical leave for like a year on end

#

Then they'd just medically discharge you

#

Or rather they might

alpine trail
#

you need the drip

elfin thistle
#

Sheeesh

#

The 144p drip

alpine trail
alpine trail
elfin thistle
#

Same energy

alpine trail
#

HAHAHAHAHA

proven pulsar
#

LMAO

hallow blade
#

no way these mfs are real

elfin thistle
#

Bought a rampart skin cuz of her buff

alpine trail
hallow blade
#

battlecord lmfao

alpine trail
elfin thistle
alpine trail
hallow blade
#

can you tell that hes a controller player?

elfin thistle
#

Damn I never knew

autumn harness
#

i love cockroaches

#
  • the cock
alpine trail
elfin thistle
#

In all my experience of using flatline I wish I knew I could do 200dmg with 3 headshots

#

And not 96

elfin thistle
#

What's a head glitch

#

Isn't it just a headshot angle

deep linden
#

everyone's running Valk-Caustic-Gib

#

in ALGS

#

wth

elfin thistle
#

Maybe I should run that in game

#

Time to become valk main

elfin thistle
#

Oh

#

Slot?

#

Pog

#

Poggy woggy

alpine trail
#

its from being a citizen right

#

ll0m,0

elfin thistle
#

I haven't played apex or vaaks in 3 days

burnt stone
elfin thistle
alpine trail
elfin thistle
#

Also for permanent residents

elfin thistle
#

PRs are not conscripted

#

They can choose to join to gain citizenship

#

Or they'd stay a PR unless the govt grants then citizenship

elfin thistle
#

At which point they'd join if eligible

#

The most sad ones are those who spent their entire lives overseas

#

But have to come back to serve

#

Kekw

alpine trail
#

whatttt

elfin thistle
#

Yeah serve or no citizenship