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anyways the drill sgts and shit occasionally go into the locker rooms to check their jacket pockets becasue they werent supposed to leave shit in their pockets or whatever
and this mfer jumped on top of a drill sgt in the dark naked
anyways he got discharged
Sounds about right
uh well the motivation is
you see
why the fuck do you need motivation to do something stupid
people have kids whats the motivation there lmao
Cuz I am somewhat rational
oh yea me too
thats a long time to take care of an annoying little shit
ill just adopt some kid and raise him instead
like
adopting a 19 year old sounds pretty easy
And they'd very likely not be that bonded to you at all
yeah
Idk I feel like it's gonna be hard for me to accept adopting someone
thats called marriage if you adopt an adult
True
ill marry a rich ass 60 year old lady right
all you gotta do it whack the cobwebs for a few years and youre good
ive heard it takes some people like 2 months to get theirs so
That's if it is even coming
Bruh
I don't even know if it's still coming
According to bank statement it is
According to their inquiry team both are cancelled but not cancelled at the same time
Fucking Schrodinger's mousepad
so every switching run i do my score keeps getting worse even though i feel like im doing better lmao
i love doing switching tasks but theyre hard to get good scores in
yeah the r301 is king of overall id say
hit a superglide in a real battle
428 velocity
i think you can get faster one up to 540 iirc
still nice though 🙂
always nice to be able to use new movement tech in fights
yeah idk why this one was slower
i cba to learn supergliding
its fun
just get a config
thats cringe
even with a config its pretty finicky
is it?
why bother learning a more difficult way to execute something when you can do it easier?
i dont play to show off i play to win
so a config just makes sense
fair i guess
why tap strafe with mouse wheel when you can just wait for it to get removed?
if it gets removed from scrollwheel i can still just use a macro
probably get banned but idk
also theyre probably removing the mechanic altogether instead of just removing w off of scroll wheel
so i have a stray cat that ive been feeding at my house and its super friendly with me now
ok boys im 1 off plat
when u grind ranked with 2 italians
and they keep flaming each other
and i cant understand it
bibieididi bubudidid
🤌
nah i didnt play after we stopped last time
currently getting it
ye i already got +200

im like 400 off now or so
no way people actually think jitter aim removal should be anywhere high on the priority list
its hilarious
jitter aim isnt even busted till 200m away
anything closer and theres no difference between regular recoil control
most of the time my teammates are just like "so whats your top 10 list of thicc anime thighs"
recoil in this game so fucking easy
you got this shit 
just got -18 in a pred lobby
so? whats ur top 10
ima be real i dont got one yet but im deadass about to go and make one so i got it in a txt doc
would be kinda handy
ill be like those tall guys that carry around a business card about being tall
but im a thigh enthusiast so itll be thicc anime thighs
strictly anime because genshin be cheating
cant have list of thicc anime thighs and have 1-8 being genshin
bro im about to start a yt channel called thigh reviews
itll be a play on my steam name and what i do on the channel and ill just review thiccc anime thighs
guys im trademarking it so dont take my idea
and how do u go about analyising a thigh
you see
its all science because it starts from the knee and you get a general idea from the calves right
from the heart
the heart and science
the number just appears in your mind from 1-10
going from the knee you gotta think about plumpness smoothness
and i wanna die both those thiccc ass thighs
and all those put together. then moving up you gotta have the booty to back up the thighs because thiccc thighs and small ass dont seem right ya know what im saying
ima be real though its been a hot minute since ive watched anime so itll take a long ass time to come up with a list
ill have to go through my mal completed to make a good list
@kindred hearth post the 7.6k here so we have some quality content in here finally
im eating then ill make the list
but i gotta know. do i include game character or just anime because thatll make it harder lmao
exactly
yknow how you can just walk?
after time you judge thighs and breasts and rears enough that it becomes just natural
you see one and instantly know its score
i see a nice booty and all rational thought flies out the window
bro
real asf
because mappa animation
the scene where toudou realises itadori is a brother from another mother is the funniest fucking shit ever
the zyzz of anime
neuron activated
.6 moment
nice to see the controller players joking bout it in replies tho
wait nvm it’s just inhuman
💀
Yeah punching isn't an issue at all @PlayApex https://t.co/bWcrdu3v2R
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HAHAHAHA
bruh how am i getting significantly worse scores on 33cm than i was on 25cm i thought it was supposed to help not make me worse 
quitting
moving to roller
asap
100
8 cm diff reuqires alot more arm movement
have fun with that aim assist thats heavier than a fucking neutron star
any big gamer boys for ape sex legends
aim assist so fucking hard that my dad couldnt even miss going to the store to get milk
ranked?
dont have anyone
whens the split actually?
was playing with people form battlecord
i think i might be able to find a 3rd
im busy making a list for thicc anime thighs
i have more important things to take care of essentially
im on apex battlecord discord in squad 8
vc
i dont remember if im in the battlecord
ok just go call then
i am not ratioing
ratio
even if it wasnt freezing itd still be garbage though
id like to see them just make a huge 2.0 update or some shit reworking the entire game
but thatd cost too much money
ea is not going to let them do that
money isnt an issue
well not in that sense
its just they wont make the revenue ea wants
thats what happens when u sign with EA
but if i was the lead dev id rather making people happy with the game state
i remember r6 released operation health which was like a season of bug fixes and shit, it was good
because the better the game state the more fun people have the more they wanna spend money
it isnt that easy
@cedar bluff yeah but you can't
especially when ur publisher is EA
EA remember
im aware
the dev team is under the influence of their publisher
@alpine trail take a break
who would you guys like to see make a new br game?
id like to see a br thats like titanfall but with lots of characters and abilities
it wouldnt work
but no wallrunning that shits too busted and wouldnt suit a br

Fr
with double jump
hyperscape kek
I wish I could play hyperscape
My aim was so garbage I never had a chance to play it
early fortnite was good before it became massive main stream
i had fun till someone could make a mansion half a second after getting shot at
kinda wish apex wasn't published by EA
getting ur game published by EA is like wanting ur game to die
It's truly unfortunate
Same

i had a game where i almost clutched a 1v3 and was about to climb up the side of a building to hide and heal for a bit and the game wouldnt let me climb
i legit tried climbing up the wall like 3 times and he would start climbing then just stop
it was a straight up wall too. not even the kind with a small ledge over it where sometimes you just cant climb
That’s Apex for you
about a week ago i died by running through a door
didnt even get shot at
i turned into a deathbox and the game said i fell off the map or some shit
i have a friend that invites me every day to play but he cant even stand playing 2 games so i just dont play apex with him now
Wait so the servers are messed up again?
Aim so good
i was thinking about buying it
I need this
am getting there
i mean
I think I need to be nova+ to even do that
nonnononononono
More grinding incoming
lmao

you dont need to be diamond to do that
i can do that and im 1 off plat and i havent even completed gold yet
Idk I'm just really bad at aiming in any game
😢
Prob because I only play benchmark scen
well i mean if you only get good at the benchmark you arent going to get good at the skill itself
Kinda
The gains with each rank I think aren't that good enough
To really make too much of a difference ingame
I still aim like I'm silver
if youre silver then im water
you probably just tense up too much or something. like get nervous
you shouldnt think shit like "im gm but i cant aim" in a serious way
you should think more about flowers probably
Nah
I don't tense
I think it's just inexperience and lack of technique
I only have 200hrs in apex
Barely know anything
yea thats 100pc why
one thing that helped me a lot was i watched movement guides and shit mostly
probably this

i watched some guides and shit and learned how other people moved and learned how to move myself
if you only play benchmark scenarios, you're more learning the patterns
of the scenarios
also i hear 1v1s are helpful
rather than actually improving
True yeah@bright elm
@bright elm nice name xd
ty
But it's fun to get ranks
never seen anyhting like it
Literally only reason I got addicted
greetings
who's tryna be the third
no it's 2yu


gl :D
my main goal rn is masters complete
hoping to get it within the next few weeks
wait what
i had some nice clips
im gonna take a look at them rn
@alpine trail @burnt stone please watch this lmfao
this was so sad
im crying
oh
myb ad
lstar eva crutch user
you too?
i cant use the prowler
so i depend on the good stuff
but thats becasue im not on a controller
im bad too so i rely on good teammates
but i dont have any of those either
Casters POV after tuning into me and @FaidesTwitch 2v3'ing. 😂😂 https://t.co/7CGI1S6baS
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faides screeching LMAO
faide is gonna get me evicted from my apartment lmao
yo can someone show me PGTI gameplay
should i go for plat complete tracking or go for plat? for tracking i need 2 more and for plat i just need static clicking
if u only play apex, tracking first
anyone roughly d3 wanna queue eu?
you rarely utilize static clicking
ive been using wingman a lot tho so lmao
wingman is dynamic clicking
i mean i use r301 a lot too i guess
wait
dynamic clicking makes me wanna kms tbh
no thats not what i meant im just talking voltaic
i need 1 more plat for plat and its clicking static
i was just saying complete plat tracking just because
u jokin
this is what im at
why cant i clip
??
wingman is not only dynamic also static
aftrer my game
if they're standing still your in gold lobbies
ok but is the rampage tracking or static????????????????????
when bf2042 comes out im making the switch tbh
also watching people talk about valorant is making me wanna play that too
jeez bro tell em how you really feel
Fuck apex
tetch stop talking
stop complaining here bro
Someone stop me
no
what happened
haven’t gotten out of bed since I woke up
apex has highest skill ceiling of any shooter out right now besides quake, someone change my mind
whats quake
Im playing bf5 and man this game is killing my hope of 2042 being any good
idk bro have you beat snake before
maybe more than quake
quake looks like doom
Maybe tf2 or overwatch are as tough. Also fortnite
snek is pretty hard too
apex is dogshit I just want a good game to come out with a good company that won’t ruin the game for microtransactions
true that
im just hoping that the game bringing back modern/future gunplay will help tbh
fortnite is hardest game mechanically for keyboard
Agreed
i tried playing for the first time and when i did i hated the buildign part so i quit
uh
uh
uh
I’m underage
bro you like qiqi
I promise
she looks 6
how tf do i like qiqi
you just do
i dont think she's even on my featured list
literally looks like a kid
u like klee
im underaged
yeah im underaged too
boomer moment
what adult throws a temper tantrum
damn
yea im underaged 3
threesome
😈
omg touch the sky and clouds
i can’t
breath oxygen
im a cloud toucher
thats kinda hot
i t really isnt
I’m asking myself the same thing
for those of you who havent seen this bad boi yet
yo btw theres an anime category on here
shit posting is the shit tho
im a nothing
yo why do people watch jojo
because of the poses
because it's good
i watch anime for the animation style then a see this dogshit like omg
like bruh wtf am i watching a cartoon or something
I lost
omg your game is so pretty
i hate arcing scenarios
it sounds like your jitter clicking
i just barely got plat in mine
i keep running out of mouse space
if you have an extended pad right
get rid of your keyboard
you dont need that shit while practicing
but if im using that in game
now you got a massive pad just for your mouse
also kristian your cracked wtf
man
bro ima be real. the fate series has one of the best animations out of all anime ive seen
tf is fate
Fate series sound design kinda pog
Sometimes literal fuckery
you dont know where to start. you dont know where to end
you just watch
but fr tho ufotable is one of my favorite animation studios
5 games in a row dying off drop, 2 of them to getting punched out
then i drop 3k 11 kills and win duo trios
everytime i try to watch anime i die of boredom not gonna lie
only good anime i watched was death note and some of aot
i’m so consistently inconsistent
FR
i just looked up demon slayer and it was also made by ufotable so technically im not wrong
i bet you the same thing that happened to MHA is gonna happen to demon slayer
annoying ass community i already see it
What happened to mha
probably some bullshit like the characters are too sexualized
like that one short white haired girl
if only one piece didn’t have so many fillers😔
one piece is an anime about trying to find the one piece which is code for trying to find an episode without spoilers
Bruh every time I wake up I'm more tired sadge
go to bed
dont tilt queue
Same, been trash all day
Tilt queue is the best
i havent played at all today
all i did was play some scenarios and got plat in one and ima try to get plat probably in a minute
Oooh nice
Goodluck^^
Haven't played in 2 weeks
and am losing easy 2 win fights
I am crying
Man during my week break from apex
I had the most fun in apex that I had in a while
Hi done
I'm dad
I feel that man
Imagine being good at reactivity 
wait, didn't twitch cancel this guy?
I should probably pack up and leave the ops room now
why is his face still in their support emails
no idea, i dont keep track, is that not the pog guy?
controller players when gyro aim is introduced and aa is removed
1500 dmg in arenas for todays daliy. much better than this fucking 5 kills shit
Nah they won't bother to learn gyro aim
They'll just cry about it and quit the game
tf is gyro aim
Aim by tilting iirc
ew
Bruh I wanna visit a chiropractor so bad
😳
did he bring the milk back?
bro i was about to say SHUT THE FUCK UP
lmao
his recoil control is really good
i cant control recoil at distance
damn ima cum
can you not hold down buttons on your controller while you aim with kbm?
kekw
why does my pc crash and salow down so much when i open a clip
your pc is cringing at your "highlight"
True
shoulda threw in a superglide somewhere in the middle
and then died because you didnt do it right
im not gonna name names but ive done that a few times
but im not naming names
i cant afford better
why?
for more fps
i have a 60hz monitor either way..
input lag
wait really?
but i dont want the game to look ugly
everything is on low
you really had to do my man like that
lmfao
as long as the gun skins are loaded in im fine
nicuu
lmfao
i bet you sent that mans ankles to his family you sick bastard
he described me as "a flying acrobat"
new name incoming
i feel that
my tf2 used to look like dookie but i loved it
I'm so done with this game please
Bruh I just witnessed my duty officer die inside
back in the glory days of fps
He got a text that every single alarm in camp went off
duty
where graphics didnt matter
What's that
😐
that's quake
quakelive
what are you playing?
rn? nothing

why is this.
1v0
i meant what game was that screenshot
quakelive
I almost won man
Damn
The other party just got to me
dudes like me would've found a way to lose that match
Third partied in arenas 
rip
I know right
just wait for the other team to fight
Great advice thank you, I shall take it into my next 1v0 match
But it expensive
yeah
just get a footlong and save the other half for the next day
@river swan you're simply too good
How bout you get my footlong
So they all left
😳
D;
😳
I'm still hungry
valk mains piss me off
I have the apex god rank in some server
i like subway
their existense angers me
Why tho
What is JJ
like how.
jimmy johns
they all sound like nerds and are ass at the game
Doesn't exist here
my friend is a valk mian
he used to have a .6kd
I love offering nothing to the team
I almost pulled it off twice, holy
I feel attacked
Main mirage
we bully our friend about it lol
I am being bullied
Where's bullyhunters when I need them
learn movement
yes
i will be the first ethical wraith main
Mirage master race
no movement at all
wraith players gain like most of their skill
Mirage
i have extra
what if you use your mirage q to make it wall bounce and bamboozle the enemy
Yes
can i do that
You can
banana skin or unicorn skin
fortnite banana skin
or fiber optics
Mirage twitch prime skin is actually unironically almost legendary tier
Never heard of it
whats that called
Bro what is the L-star rn, Just used it for the first time in month
It's broken
This is like dual rampage stuff
except the bullets are double the size
Atrocious muzzle flash, no need to reload with a 20 round before overheat at base
And bullets are big
without over heat mechanic still insane
Lstar is just a better r301 until you go long range
Yep
Until you just can't stop hitting headshots with it.
Whenever an enemy team buys Lstar I buy Lstar in return and show them how truly cancerous it is
I abuse the cooldown mechanic by spamming bursts
Pretty much non stop for 200+ rounds
Until I run out of ammo
Then I tbag
i don't think i wanna play this game anymore until it's fixed
Nah they just gonna act like it's not a problem for 5 seasons and power up all the other weapons too.
you're almost diamond 
You gotta understand the Lstar is a crutch for scrubs
llomo that mirage skin gave me aids
Respawn isn't gonna change that
It's a car for invalid people excuse me
@alpine trail are u r now
@elfin thistle i think we're twins uwu
Omg twinning!1!1!1!!11!
Twitch prime free trial
yh my steam is r
@burnt stone nerd I'm almost home
kidtoucher723
Should I get on or go to sleep
or siblinglover8925
up 2 u
Aight I'm gonna play vaaks
smh dont sleep
Against my better judgement
still
I sleep 2-3h a day on weekdays
for school starting at 7:30
ur gonna die if u don't sleep
Unpopular opinion mc Donald's is garbage
True
But 100% of people who sleep die
don't hate on their nuggies
wtf
When I can pay $2 for 5 packs of instant noodles
is like 6$ for 20
yeah was gonna say that's probs the case
no oh
yomo got drafted
whenever i think of army or anything related to it
Ho oh
i think us
Who's yomo
you
Yo momma
yomom
Damn
I gotem and got got at the same time
I didn't get drafted
I got conscripted
Drafted implies the possibility of not going
just dodge it
Can't
People who literally don't have a hand or are crippled still get conscripted
Every male does
Well unless you're like so sick you go on medical leave for like a year on end
Then they'd just medically discharge you
Or rather they might
you need the drip
lol
HAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
Bought a rampart skin cuz of her buff
What cord is that lmao
battlecord lmfao
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
3 shots from flatline does 200dmg?
whats that?
can you tell that hes a controller player?
Damn I never knew
ofc
In all my experience of using flatline I wish I knew I could do 200dmg with 3 headshots
And not 96
Bug fetish
What's a head glitch
Isn't it just a headshot angle
pog
yessirr
I haven't played apex or vaaks in 3 days
Military?
your pfp is amazing
Also for permanent residents
Well not really
PRs are not conscripted
They can choose to join to gain citizenship
Or they'd stay a PR unless the govt grants then citizenship
Usually only happens in cases where people are govt employed or married in
At which point they'd join if eligible
The most sad ones are those who spent their entire lives overseas
But have to come back to serve
Kekw
whatttt
Yeah serve or no citizenship






