the losers who complain online are sweats who couldbnt make it
#apex
lost harbor
idk dude in apex all the whiny casuals are usually console bots
deep linden
nah bruh her way of winning games is to hide from fights and only push when it's easy
and blame teammates for not knowing where to shoot
lost harbor
warzone player mentality
lost harbor
LOL
alpine trail
LOL
alpine trail
What made warzone fun for you? I tried it when it came out and thought it was really boring so I never touched it again
I might give it another try eventually since it was probably worse the day it came out
lost harbor
i tried warzone once and it just felt frustrating and boring
deep linden
lost harbor
jesus christ
alpine trail
The flash can’t even do that shit
lost harbor
she's also a PS4 player
0.6aa
deep linden
eventually the only true skill based game would be chess
alpine trail
What the fuck
alpine trail
eventually the only true skill based game would be chess
I was thinking about learning it recently
waxen berry
eventually the only true skill based game would be chess
they should nerf the queen
it shouldnt be able to move everywhere
too much schmovement
waxen berry
2v2 in chess
deep linden
they should nerf the queen
nah bruh the knight is worse. Literally weird movement
waxen berry
You wont
lost harbor
i didn't play chess for like 3 years and i got back into it this year
im having a blast
waxen berry
its cool that chess is like
getting popular even in mainstream gaming with all the fps and shit
its always been popular
but like
with the GAMERS
lost harbor
queen is best movement character
alpine trail
2v2 in chess
you don’t want the shmoke and schmoovment
waxen berry
Chess is so complex yet so simple, it makes my head hurts
deep linden
My favorite opening is the london system
alpine trail
Alright I’m going to bed have a good day people
deep linden
see ya
lost harbor
chess is so balanced that the most recent major change is en passant
forbidden pawn movement tech
waxen berry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xNlzsnPCQ best chess gambit
wintry scroll
my fav piece is the bishop cuz i like to snipe my enemy's knight
deep linden
I also like doing the 4 move mate to my friend
she lost around 30 times to that tactic
lost harbor
HOW
deep linden
idk
wintry scroll
wtf
lost harbor
if she ever learns you should try to fried liver her every game
deep linden
what I did was basically switch it up and vary it a bit with a 6 move mate (using knight instead of bishop)
but same concept with the queen
only recently did she ever get a few wins against me and learn to not fall for the 4 move mate
she even knows to look out for the 6 move variation that i do
waxen berry
damn
lost harbor
🤯
deep linden
it was funny doing it to her and hearing her scream in fury every time in vc lmao
waxen berry
Wheres the chess channel
lost harbor
yeah where's the voltaic chess channel
lost harbor
VT Hikaru
deep linden
there's also this other board game that i liked playing
game of the generals
it's a filipino board game
lost harbor
wait wtf is the crab opening
deep linden
nah bruh
lost harbor
ohh
deep linden
bongcloud opening is where it's at
lost harbor
brutal
deep linden
Super GMs in Chess are a whole different breed and their brains scare me
elfin thistle
I play the tennison gambit inter continental ballistic missile variant
hallow arrow
do you guys actually remember openings in chess
like 5moves after the opening
or just play whatever seemed normal
loud heart
but i just started nofap :(
elfin thistle
That's some beta mindset
spring patrol
hoary hamlet
split stump
i need a 3080 so badly i sometimes drop frames and lag in kovaaks with my 1030 and can barely get 110 fps
i just need best buy to restock and my bot will take care of the rest
Not a scalper but it's the cheapest way
Free bot + msrp card
elfin thistle
Why not a 3060
Even with a 2060 I can average 300+ frames in vaaks and 144 stable in game
elfin thistle
Bruh
Mans getting a pimped out setup sheeesh
My peasant self cannot comprehend this
little verge
I can't imagine buying more than 240hz since you're basically only playing Kovaaks and CS at high enough frames.
elfin thistle
69420hz
split stump
Not yet but i will
also 144hz with a 1030 feels horrible even when i am getting stable frames
small folio
elfin thistle
What's dyac
plush burrow
What's dyac
i swear i told u yesterday
elfin thistle
Huh
plush burrow
elmb but benq version
elfin thistle
What's elmb
elfin thistle
What does that do
plush burrow
technology that reduces overshoot and ghosting
elfin thistle
elfin thistle
technology that reduces overshoot and ghosting
Sounds expensive
hoary hamlet
Sounds expensive
not really
plush burrow
it comes with most monitors now
elfin thistle
I must have gotten a shiddy one then
hoary hamlet
i prefer LG 240 hz monitors
elfin thistle
$200 monitor kekw
hoary hamlet
never got one but they do have the best panels
plush burrow
144hz dyac+ on my monitor is like 390hz with decent black light strobing
hoary hamlet
both you smucks wanna q ?
plush burrow
but u dont really need any of it, just need a 144hz and you good
little verge
Doesn't elmb and all those add input latency though?
plush burrow
both you smucks wanna q ?
I was on earlier but went off
elfin thistle
I'm stuck in camp
hoary hamlet
I was on earlier but went off
pain
elfin thistle
Queue Bloons TD 6
hoary hamlet
I'm stuck in camp
all the best
plush burrow
Doesn't elmb and all those add input latency though?
so so small
little verge
Never used the blur reduction on my VG279QM, might give it a go then.
plush burrow
Go onto ufo test online and see the difference with it on vs off
elfin thistle
Should I upgrade to a new monitor hmm
plush burrow
if you are cautious about the latency, it will probably be on that gaming monitor review site where they advice what to use
settings wise
elfin thistle
Not that I will upgrade anytime soon
weary mist
Should I upgrade to a new monitor hmm
Only if you have enough performance to drive if
weary mist
Don't be like me, running 240hz on potato res with a rx 580
elfin thistle
800 by 600 gaymer
plush burrow
be like me running 240hz on 1050ti
elfin thistle
I used to be an 800 by 600 gaymer
elfin thistle
be like me running 240hz on 1050ti
True
Roller AA doesn't care about refresh rate
Damn
weary mist
I also play on 189fps so I'm gettin that full 240hz value
It's smooth though, so no complaints
elfin thistle
Play on 240
Experience the stuttering
Thank respawn
For the stuttering
Poggers apex netcode btw
plush burrow
what res u play @weary mist
weary mist
what res u play <@!343424099068018698>
The lower 16:10 one I think
elfin thistle
Sir this is a Wendy's
weary mist
I don't know the numbers
plush burrow
idk 31hz seems good enough
I think I can save them some money, 20hz will be more efficient and playable
from my research from absolutes vod
elfin thistle
True
3hz is just saving power
Save the earth man
If you can't aim on it you just gotta predict smh
Like how chess players predict their opponents moves
This reminds me of back in the day
When I played games on a solid 30fps constant
ember wagon
for real
elfin thistle
Yes
hoary hamlet
i just watched a console player miss an entire clip at long range
got up close
the man never missed
elfin thistle
But roller AA doesn't pull
It only slows the crosshair down
He's doing all the aiming with just his two thumbs
Smh pc noobs can't out aim two thumbs with their whole arm
Complaining about AA when they should just learn to aim
Cry is free
plush burrow
shit, because cant stand 60hz now
and I can feel when my frames drop in aped
apex
burnt stone
Kekw
plush burrow
from 100+ to 60
so dont get good monitor, bad experience
but good kovak score
+1
plush burrow
wouldn't be able to get it stable anywhere, get different averages inside/outside, on different maps
plush burrow
I use a cap when I get stutters, Never really used it for the drops since It happens to the same extent when I did try
plush burrow
240hz is great tho, games feel great when its not a blurry mess
burnt stone
Yeah
plush burrow
like the black light strobing pretty much makes it clear as day on 100fps same as like 200hz but wont have the same responsiveness
burnt stone
Ah i see
hoary hamlet
@plush burrow you hitting like 200 fps on apex ?
hoary hamlet
Damn are you gonna get diamond complete now?
master
but 100 on 240hz hmmm
enough frames aint there to feels the 240hz
burnt stone
I could have sworn he wasn't diamond complete
hoary hamlet
servers are shit i assume or players ?
plush burrow
idk I get bored of kovaaks alot now
burnt stone
Go play vaaks
hoary hamlet
you'll be fine get off the game
plush burrow
I was playing some cfsi earlier and had pog scores
for someone who hasnt played in a while on mnk i was like dam, this just the 240hz not me
burnt stone
If you want help lmo I'd be down to go over some stuff with you
plush burrow
so close to the 60%
plush burrow
you want lower sens for reactivity
burnt stone
Let me ask
plush burrow
higher for smoothness
burnt stone
Are you doing higher sens and and reactivity?
burnt stone
Are you predicting, unable to follow the bots change in direction or what
plush burrow
vod time
plush burrow
I can't really give much advice besides playing pureg apex routine
thats all I did when I reached plat 1 voltaic and gave me better aim
burnt stone
thats all I did when I reached plat 1 voltaic and gave me better aim
Pure g is so hard for me lmao
Do i have you added on steam
Names fia on there
Send your friend code so i can see your scores
burnt stone
added
burnt stone
We must clear moon landing
sure
pog
@plush burrow
what scenario should he play for a vod
to work on reactivity
elfin thistle
Torje 
👍
elfin thistle
No
burnt stone
They said they wanted tdm a long time ago
Like they wanted to do all kinds of gamemodes and new stuff
But never spoke a out it again
elfin thistle
When are you gonna finish rlcraft nerd
waxen berry
oh
plush burrow
<@!342339030807216130>
maybe cfsi idk :/
elfin thistle
How many hrs do you have in ape sex
burnt stone
he did cfsi thin
waxen berry
y
burnt stone
send
elfin thistle
Cuz curious
waxen berry
1000
elfin thistle
O
waxen berry
lvl 500 is 1000 i believe
elfin thistle
I'm level 440 at 770 tho
waxen berry
also like i afk a bunch on this game
so the hours are a bit inflated tbh
i only played 3.11k BR games
elfin thistle
Ayo wtf
waxen berry
wot
burnt stone
900 hours
burnt stone
@elfin thistle bloons and whats your kd
bright elm
poop
burnt stone
@alpine trail whats your play time on apex
i wanna see stats
you can see in origin/steam by clicking on the game in game library
so you play on steam?
oh yeah if you just go to library and click on the game it shows hours right next to play
if you don't wanna thats fine
i'm just curious
and you're already this good damn
elfin thistle
<@!260993814531932170> bloons and whats your kd
My kd is an epic 1.24
burnt stone
no shot
elfin thistle
True story
waxen berry
1.98
weary mist
good score
waxen berry
for me
elfin thistle
I'm playing solo trios in game
burnt stone
burnt stone
I'm playing solo trios in game
makes sense
waxen berry
idk stats dont matter to me. I just wanna enjoy the game and improve
Like my career is in chemistry not gaming lmao
burnt stone
turn off all that shit in the ui your screen makes me convulse bro
elfin thistle
Like my career is in chemistry not gaming lmao
Ewww wtf
Chemistry
Disgusting
I hate chemistry
waxen berry
Git gud
waxen berry
Im doing orgo rn and its fine atm
elfin thistle
Have you done
waxen berry
its just memorization and concepts
elfin thistle
Partially merged valence orbitals yet
I forgor the exact name
That's still ok actually
I just fucking hate organic
Memorization is my least favourite thing to do
burnt stone
1 sec let me show you
elfin thistle
I'm going into info systems because I hate chemistry
And engineering isn't a great career choice
waxen berry
But yea i just started orgo so im just doing the basics atm, we just finished up stereocenters, and then reviewed acids/bases cuz jumping around chapters 
elfin thistle
You haven't seen the organic chem where you memorize over 100 reaction types
waxen berry
should be fine
elfin thistle
And that's the base requirement
bright elm
then learn math
bright elm
sounds like brain issue
waxen berry
like chemistry is a dangerous field lol, i hope you know your stuff
bright elm
llomo
elfin thistle
Eh
hoary hamlet
it's just awful to look at kekw
link me the thing
elfin thistle
That wasnt me going into chem
I just had to take a bunch of subjects for a levels
As per standard req
burnt stone
my score is barely above yours so i'm not qualified to give advice since i put every point in my skill tree in smoothness
waxen berry
Europeans built different lol
hoary hamlet
I just had to take a bunch of subjects for a levels
im doing that rn
elfin thistle
3h2 1h1 plus standard 2 H1 subjects
Aka 6 subjects but 3 of them have double the req of the other subjects
waxen berry
Ah i see
cedar bluff
I got two years to learn it all
just aim train instead xddddd
waxen berry
That sounds sorta like a fast pass to shotty foundations but im guessing europe is more rigorous with getting into uni
waxen berry
EUROPE
elfin thistle
Or eu
elfin thistle
Yed
elfin thistle
The origin of my shitty sleep hehe
waxen berry
Sounds very not healthy
elfin thistle
Well
If 7h is healthy
I haven't been sleeping healthy for a couple of years now
Maybe like 5 years
Or so
burnt stone
click friends only just got 5,7k
burnt stone
i'm gonna give it a few more tries to try and see if i can improve it now that i understand reactivity a bit better
elfin thistle
I'm in the army
waxen berry
Congrats
bright elm
I'm in the army <:peepogrin:777599624483045407>
conscription or ur choice
waxen berry
toobad
bright elm
oh
elfin thistle
bright elm
rip
elfin thistle
Conscription
waxen berry
just be good at military
elfin thistle
You rite you rite
bright elm
just apply kovaaks to iro
elfin thistle
Imma aim train irl to get that poggers irl kd
bright elm
irl
cedar bluff
my friend retired from the military after 2 years and has like 80pc disability
hes living the life now
elfin thistle
my friend retired from the military after 2 years and has like 80pc disability
80%
?
What does that give
cedar bluff
80pc of what he got paid while in the air force
elfin thistle
Oh
Wait what
I have to go to the army for two years
And I get nothing out of it
Besides being able to continue being a citizen
elfin thistle
Unless I get a permanent injury then I get paid for my medical
But only if it's for that injury
Rn I'm rocking that double knee cartilage injury
But I'm not covered medically after I leave
waxen berry
.-.
elfin thistle
It's not permanent tho just long term
waxen berry
JusT LoNg TeRm
elfin thistle
Ye like
cedar bluff
in america when you retire you basically write down all the shit wrong with you and you turn it to try to get as much money you can basically
elfin thistle
in america when you retire you basically write down all the shit wrong with you ...
Oh
cedar bluff
even people who have desk jobs will do bullshit to get money tbh
elfin thistle
That's a pretty good deal
waxen berry
It is but at the same time, i dont really wanna military
elfin thistle
When I get out imma get a pat on the back
And then get called back every year
For up to ten years
cedar bluff
80pc is the max unless you get like mega injured in the field
cedar bluff
thats kinda f my dude
cedar bluff
i mean its not worth knee pain to me because you gotta keep going with knee pain
elfin thistle
i mean its not worth knee pain to me because you gotta keep going with knee pain
I didn't have a choice lmao
burnt stone
no fuaking clue i'm trying to figure that out rn
elfin thistle
I got posted to the unit that is notorious for back and finger injuries
And almost lost a finger to a sledgehammer
But the knee injury put me into HQ
So now I just have to do 7-5 every day unless I get overtime
cedar bluff
i change tires and help my dad work on cars so i have a handsy jobs too
elfin thistle
Hand job
cedar bluff
in fact i almost lost my thumb this week
elfin thistle
😳
Nah you don't need a thumb
It's not like opposable thumbs are a major advantage or anything
Oi oi @burnt stone Bloons nerd
cedar bluff
oh yea i also almost this fucking retard drop a car on me while it was jacked up while i was under it
elfin thistle
oh yea i also almost this fucking retard drop a car on me while it was jacked up...
That would be an ouchie
cedar bluff
and miss all my wingman shots 🙂
thats not hard
waxen berry
a fuckton of players are moving to Apex legends
cedar bluff
miss all your p2020 shots instead
waxen berry
Hell even some siege players are coming over
cedar bluff
i cant wait for mw players with strike packs on their controllers to move over to apex
waxen berry
They alrdy did tho
cedar bluff
i cant wait for mw player with a cronus zen to move over to apex
if you dont know what that is its worse than a strike pack
autumn harness
pizza
ember wagon
anyone wanna do 1v1s in a bit
static rose
so close to the 60%
I am in danger
little verge
i cant wait for mw player with a cronus zen to move over to apex
Just get godlike aim and get a XIM to bully them back 5Head
cedar bluff
ok ill work on completing plat tracking xd
i think im 2 away but i should get plat in general first lmao
autumn harness
yay demon slayer getting a new season on oct 10
autumn harness
uh
cedar bluff
sorry i heard demon slayer season 2
cedar bluff
im also waiting new season of bleach
autumn harness
damn
cedar bluff
i thought they werent going to animate it
autumn harness
🥵
static rose
I started watching one piece 2 weeks ago
cedar bluff
ok ill see you in 7 months
burnt stone
same
hoary hamlet
I started watching one piece 2 weeks ago
BRUH
static rose
Im a reactivity one trick so its the only thing im ok at
cedar bluff
im a hand problem trick and im not specifically good at anything
static rose
Practice a lot having a massive handicap, then i removed it and instantly improved
burnt stone
Im a reactivity one trick so its the only thing im ok at
how do you reactivity
burnt stone
Practice a lot having a massive handicap, then i removed it and instantly improv...
handicap?
static rose
I had some fucked uo settings that added like 50ms input delay lmao
And frame stutters
I mean for.reactivity i just simply react with the wrist
cedar bluff
play on 30 fps for a few weeks then go back to 144
i react with my thumb and pinky instead
static rose
And also i rarely try to flick to the target
cedar bluff
when targets strafe the other way i just slide the bottom of my mouse with my pinky or thumb
static rose
Focus on falling behind just a tint bit
Tiny*
Try scens like extra controlsphere pure
cedar bluff
thats a bad habit for games that have bullet travel time imo
static rose
Like dont be worried abt instantly reacquiring the target
Smoothly react to the change in strafe direction
This is the point that you are trying to minimize over time with practice
cedar bluff
what i found when i was going for plat tracking is that the initial target reacquire is a big part of being able to continue tracking well
like when they switch directions ill try to flick back onto target as fast as possible and go back to tracking. generally it works out well and i stay on target
iron fossil
anyone for 1v1 in firing range a lil bit?
cedar bluff
but if i dont flick ill fuck it up and ill keep over compensating getting on target
static rose
like when they switch directions ill try to flick back onto target as fast as po...
For me this is what messed me up
Smooth reactivity is better than flick reactivity for me
cedar bluff
im talking more for long strafe targets. forgot to mention that
cedar bluff
anyone for 1v1 in firing range a lil bit?
how many hours do you have ingame in firing range vs actual gameplay?
cedar bluff
Smooth reactivity is better than flick reactivity for me
are you talking more for quick strafe targets or something like smoothbot? idr what its called on kvks
iron fossil
how many hours do you have ingame in firing range vs actual gameplay?
ive only done 3 1v1s so not much in firing range
static rose
are you talking more for quick strafe targets or something like smoothbot? idr w...
For fast strafes
iron fossil
ive gotten owned by the people ive 1v1d, not sure how much better ive gotten
cedar bluff
for fast strafes i hella relax my arm almost like im dragging a dead body
static rose
I find fighting someone way better helps me a lot in terms of actively thinking on how to approach a fight
cedar bluff
solo trios does that better imo
static rose
for fast strafes i hella relax my arm almost like im dragging a dead body
Thats probably good since you wanna avoid tensing and shaking out of control
cedar bluff
im not confident enough to solo trio
static rose
Ive been solo duoing and its pretty tough for.me
I have a tough time splitting up a team
cedar bluff
wait. solo trio and get owned like 87 games in a row then get placed into a bot lobby
easy 4k
im all aim no brain so i couldnt do it anyways
im basically hard stuck plat
if someone could team lead me then probably not so much
well i might not be hardstuck plat i just had a bad experience with a random
and stopped playing ranked basically
static rose
I feel that
little verge
I wouldn't mind solo queue no fill as much if the game didn't throw me into lobbies of masters holding hands and 50% console players.
It's weird how Apex is the only BR that doesn't have separate queues for solo vs stacking.
cedar bluff
I wouldn't mind solo queue no fill as much if the game didn't throw me into lobb...
this is basically how i feel too. if sbmm was either removed or properly working id be find
cedar bluff
I feel that
i had a game with a random rev in my plat 3 game and we were long range fighting a team while we had height and our rev decides hed rather go monkey brain and rush them for no reason (without ulting). then we start getting shot by 2 other teams so i tell him to get his metal ass back to our building and lets leave and he just stays and tries to fight and dies to another team that rocked up
he also blamed me and my friend for not covering fire like we have 8 arms each to fight 4 separate squads while hes getting plowed in the ass becasue he cant listen
static rose
Bruh
Thats ranked lmao
I feel like i play overly passive in ranked
But i havent played in a min
cedar bluff
yea if ima play ranked again itll have to be 3 stack with someone smarteer than me lmao
i cant team lead because im bad at positioning. but my friend is a fucking bloodthirsty wraith main so he would fight anything that went by his screen
like this guy
static rose
Thats how i wanna fighr
Thats why i dont play ranked
Id just throw other ppls games lmao
plush burrow
When the bot is going fast I feel like you aren't actually tracking it well, could try more centering 180
You are also predicting, as well as that are you gripping the mouse tight? To build better reactivity you want to hold it with out pressure
My advice might be shit tho, diamond is still on the beginner voltaic ranks
loud heart
anyone for 1v1 in firing range a lil bit?
you still down?
iron fossil
you still down?
yeah lemme finish this arena
loud heart
kk
burnt stone
ive gotten owned by the people ive 1v1d, not sure how much better ive gotten
you've gotten better
while we were playing
iron fossil
you've gotten better
fa show fashow
for some reason the midrange fight on the bigger rock box i suck at compared to the small metal box
plush burrow
@iron fossil true test is 1v1 a roller
burnt stone
fa show fashow
how do you get better at reactivity btw if you don't mind me asking
cfsi thin so hard
twilit flicker
why is everyone disconnecting today
plush burrow
Nutty score
static rose
Maybe more 1v1s would help
I know for sure my issue is simply playing the game more and getting more experience
ember wagon
wanna do soem 1v1s
iron fossil
how do you get better at reactivity btw if you don't mind me asking
play cfsi thin a lot, try to experiment with using more peripheral vision also and experiment with higher sens
turbid condor
who should i main on apex
used to main octane
but i hate how he keeps getting nerfs ffs
cedar bluff
horizon is a good one to try
turbid condor
u gotta play more of apex
cedar bluff
her passive is fun
turbid condor
dont play so much kovaaks
yeh
shes ait
i suck as her rn tho
tryna get good with her
cedar bluff
i main octane as well but ive been playing a lot of pretty much everyone
but out of everyone i like horizon bang bloodhound and rev
static rose
ive been playing horizon
cedar bluff
especially once the unreadable movement skill gets taken out of the game shell be one of the most mobile characters because of her passive
bright elm
wanna use my mousepad for tracking? @alpine trail
imagine me using some force to push the mouse
and it barely moves
elfin thistle
Hand reveal I LOST
cedar bluff
mines worse i think lmao
elfin thistle
cedar bluff
does this mean its time to buy an ac+?
bright elm
an ac+ is like 100 dollars for me
wtf]\
cedar bluff
thats including shipping
bright elm
i bought mine for like $40
elfin thistle
So scuffed I can change between fast and slow pads by rotating the pad
bright elm
but it's also been a month and a half
cedar bluff
shipping is like 50 dollars
bright elm
since i've ordered mine
elfin thistle
My hein still isn't in
bright elm
and apparently it's stuck in toronto
so it's not coming any time soon
i tried calling them but they just straight up refused my call
LOL
cedar bluff
id buy one but at the top of the screen theyre like
we wont be liable if blah blah blah so im like
bright elm
btw
cedar bluff
idk if i wanna buy one if its not on amazon
bright elm
apex grinder
plush burrow
you could always erm get roller
its cheaper than a monitor
I turned off dyac for that one, weird
cedar bluff
can anyone recommend an rgb gaming watercooled gaming roller?
cedar bluff
wonder when theres going to be a watercooled gaming rgb gaming chair
yea im in na @static rose
cedar bluff
free shipping?
cedar bluff
if i do that ill get a hien instead from amazon
i was buying a 3x so
i like a lot of room
ima be real if i could i wouldnt have my keyboard on my pad either and just have the whole pad for MAXIMUM TRACKING POWER
and still run out of room. 28cm btw
burnt stone
china took my $40 and dipped
china strikes again
cedar bluff
send this for the rating
cedar bluff
china took my $40 and dipped
so what youre saying is buy mine from the black market instead and meet up with a group of russian guys in a dark back alleyway?
bright elm
LOL
nah buy it from a retailer like lethalgaminggear
or smth
my experience buying it off x-raypad website
is not good
burnt stone
rollers watching a mnk tap strafing, missing every shot then dying
cedar bluff
idk
bright elm
cedar bluff
if i buy it from the black market and go into that alleyway
im sure this will be the first thing i see and its worth it
bright elm
https://tenor.com/view/russian-soldiers-russian-soldiers-soviet-russia-dance-gif...
bro the russian doing pushups with no hands
is the greatest thing
how tf is he doing that
cedar bluff
bro he dont even need his dick
thats a powerful dick
the force emitted off of his girthy man power is enough the reject the natural gravity of earth
alpine trail
😨
burnt stone
simp
cedar bluff
alpine trail
iimpressive
burnt stone
eu
bright elm
eeeuuuu
cedar bluff
europe?
cedar bluff
eeeeuuuuuuurrrrroooppppppeeeeee?
elfin thistle
So my hein order may be fucked
Tho they haven't refunded it
Cuz I ordered two on accident, then emailed to cancel the first one
cedar bluff
shouldve just got them both
elfin thistle
Then they emailed back saying they're gonna cancel the second order
Then they emailed again asking if I wanna keep the second one
cedar bluff
if you got them both it would be twice as good
elfin thistle
Acting like they cancelled the first one
They also refunded the second one but not the first one
elfin thistle
So now the inquiries team is telling me that they cancelled the second one
burnt stone
kekkers
elfin thistle
Then telling me they cancelled the first one
Then asking me if I wanna cancel the second one with the first one
But refunding the second order but not the first order
Wtf
static rose
i just realized the past two days ive been on 110 FOV
ur gonna beam on 103
elfin thistle
Is 103 better than 110?
bright elm
just use google translate
to japanese
and say
yes, i want to keep the first order
elfin thistle
I've always been playing on 110 in vaaks kek
bright elm
but cancel and refund the second order
alpine trail
im normally just playing 110 for TS
elfin thistle
They already refunded the second order, but are telling me they refunded the first
Bruh moment
Anyway I emailed to ask them about the status of the first order
If they tell me that it's cancelled I'm gonna point out that it's not refunded
Then just buy one off Amazon
elfin thistle
Cuz Amazon doesn't have clusterfucks like this
alpine trail
use a hien as a welcoming mat in your home
burnt stone
stacking aim buffs
alpine trail
elfin thistle
Ayo you rite
Hein under my monitor for better refresh rate too
Better yet
I'll cover my monitor panel with the hein
Use heins as soundproofing
For better audio
Or in the case of apex, working audio
loud heart
i love when you dunk on a duo but they still tbag you after you got them both to 1 hp
cedar bluff
just make a slushy with sleeping pills and red bull
static rose
i love when you dunk on a duo but they still tbag you after you got them both to...
hand holding mfs be like
elfin thistle
If only they would just give me a status update on my orders
loud heart
everysingle time they peaked i hit them too
they were shitting their pants all the time
loud heart
nah just bad mnk
elfin thistle
Imagine
cedar bluff
i fucking 3 tapped somone with a wingman and downed them but i still died and got wiped and that kid teabagged me after getting fucking steamrolled
arenas are cancer af
elfin thistle
I only tbag if the enemy is playing Lstar or revtane
loud heart
i only tbag if i absolutely outplay them in every way
elfin thistle
If I see an Lstar user id buy Lstar
alpine trail
i only tbag if i absolutely outplay them in every way
u master yet?
elfin thistle
Then use it in the most cancerous way possible
cedar bluff
revtane+rampart is aids
cedar bluff
i love playing rev and just crouching one someone because some never expect him to move like a fucking spider while shitting on them
elfin thistle
I love not playing rev
cedar bluff
i done that with a wingman a few days ago and 1v3d an entire team
i have revs and octanes heirloom
so i like playing them both
i was hella tempted to get bangs heirloom too
elfin thistle
How much did you spend
cedar bluff
uhhhhhhhhhhh
i had some crafting so i kept a few dollars from that then i bought ea play to get like 5pc off of ac
so i think i spent around 120 dollars each event
alpine trail
havent played ranked at all
havent palyed since then aswell
elfin thistle
Bruh
cedar bluff
ive probably spent about 350 dollars in game total
elfin thistle
I decided to never spend on Thai game again
With the direction it's heading in
It's not looking good
cedar bluff
i think i might be close to the the 500 but im not sure
yea im done spending in it except for the bp
alpine trail
spent 10 on bp
would be spending so much if the prizes were normal
but 20€ for shit skins
nah
cedar bluff
ive only been playing since season 7 pretty much. but really i played when it first came out but not much
elfin thistle
Same
cedar bluff
oh shit i forgot about the bundles. yea i spent more than i thought now that i think abou tit
elfin thistle
I played 1 game in pre season
cedar bluff
heh tit
cedar bluff
wat
elfin thistle
Sitting for comfort squatting for efficiency
cedar bluff
legs behind the head
loud heart
shit slides down your back
alpine trail
loud heart
HOLD ONTO THE WALLS
elfin thistle
Fuck those toilets
loud heart
AND SHIT VERTICALLY
loud heart
weak
autumn harness
weak
elfin thistle
But they're also injured so
autumn harness
i went to japan once
elfin thistle
autumn harness
and i did not know how to poop
bright elm
but can y'all do pushups like this
autumn harness
so i didn't poop in restaurants
loud heart
i have gopnik blood flowing thru my veins
loud heart
i squat for days
autumn harness
china moment
elfin thistle
Toilet looked like a fucking cave
No light
Everything was fucking brown and grimy
Was a squatting one too
Fuck that
Actually it was inside a small cave
Straight up a room carved into the mountainside
It was so dirty I could barely make out the white of the porcelain
static rose
authentic shitting experience
elfin thistle
I decided to hold it in
Also the amount of toilets with no doors on the stalls is a bruh moment
cedar bluff
no the authentic shitting experience is shitting yourself
return to baby
after shitting yourself you have to cry your head off then wiat for someone to clean you up
elfin thistle
Shitting so hard you return to the womb
cedar bluff
whats better than shitting yourself and having someone wipe you?
alpine trail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PElmAFZFoqQ
good vid. fully support video game war crimes
cedar bluff
thats basically king status right there
elfin thistle
Or coma patient status
alpine trail
veggie tales irl
elfin thistle
Actually coma patients straight up don't need to do anything
Maybe it's just better to be comatose
cedar bluff
loud heart
piss yourself to make sure
cedar bluff
ok bois. finish plat tracking or go for plat?
elfin thistle
In my bmt we had those squat toilets
And somehow
Someone would find a way to get shit on the walls
Every single day
elfin thistle
There was like a ledge 1.6m above the floor
And someone would find a way to get shit on that
cedar bluff
bro i love shit
elfin thistle
One day there was even shit on the ground floor stairs
cedar bluff
i can talk abotu shit all day
elfin thistle
One day there was even shit on the ground floor stairs
Like how tf did someone manage this
cedar bluff
you guys ever heard of gargoyling?
cedar bluff
its a thing that people did in the military during basic training apparently
static rose
you guys ever heard of gargoyling?
i fear for what this means
cedar bluff
yea you should lmao
static rose
i can talk abotu shit all day
name checks out
elfin thistle
What is it
cedar bluff
my friend knew a guy he went to training with and he got in hella trouble for it
basically during the night you get fully naked and get on top of a locker in the locker rooms and crouch down like a gargoyle
hence the name
elfin thistle
Ah