apex

[bright elm]

lol

[autumn harness]

it's relative to dick size

[gleaming plover]

nah i learned my tracking and aim at a certain sens on kovaaks. and its proven in game files the ads sens are 70% of what hipfire is

u basically play with a new sens

when u ads

[bright elm]

okay and?

[autumn harness]

ur aim carries over to different sens

[bright elm]

you dont play kovaaks to learn how to aim with a sensitivity

you learn how to aim with your wrist and arm

[autumn harness]

dont act like switching 10% of your sens will absolutely ruin your aim

[bright elm]

which carries over to any sensitivity

[gleaming plover]

fair enough

i see what u mean

[bright elm]

ye

depending on what you play on in kovaaks

i can see you playing only on 30cm not being able to aim on lets say

60 or 70cm

[gleaming plover]

i play on 49cm

[bright elm]

but thats why its recommended to switch your sensitivity often(kovaaks, not in game)

to change how much arm and wrist you use

[gleaming plover]

yeah i was reading that muscle memory for aiming is bs

[bright elm]

ye

[gleaming plover]

before i thought a change in my sens means all my aim progress would be gone lol

[bright elm]

haha dw, almost everyone here thought that as well

[gleaming plover]

i never used a sensitivity randomizer

u think i should start using one?

[bright elm]

for me sort of, but i used to change sensitivities all the time and realized i aimed similarly

[bright elm]

u dont have to

i dont use it

sensitivity randomizers are mostly used to break plateaus

[alpine trail]

you can just manually adjust your sens to get variety

randomizer is nice though from what i hear

[gleaming plover]

appreciate the advice bro

[alpine trail]

steam appears to beu p now

[bright elm]

now guys

should i play apex

or do my math homework

[violet sphinx]

i would do homework

[cedar bluff]

if you do your homework

then you can get a good job

[violet sphinx]

im the type of person to do it as soon as i get home

or in class

[cedar bluff]

and then you can get all the heirlooms you want

[bright elm]

i usually do it in class

and then when i get home

[cedar bluff]

take me for example. i have 2 heirlooms and i didnt do mine

[bright elm]

i don't do it until like

6pm

[violet sphinx]

oh

[bright elm]

because i take naps after school

[violet sphinx]

i usually just do homework before i get on

[bright elm]

mentally exhausted from socializing and the extensive work periods

[violet sphinx]

then go on apex

[bright elm]

literally 2 hour classes

2 and a half

actually

[violet sphinx]

damn

[bright elm]

mhm

[violet sphinx]

i had 1h 30 last year

[bright elm]

i have tests every week

now

[violet sphinx]

4 classes a day

[bright elm]

so annoying

ah i see

[violet sphinx]

but i now have 50 minute classes

[bright elm]

i have 2 classes per day

[violet sphinx]

so only 5h of school

[bright elm]

but it's so annoying because you do 2 lessons per class

[violet sphinx]

ik its prob torture cause of how lon

long

[bright elm]

yeah

[violet sphinx]

but still

[bright elm]

i feel fucking dead

after an hour

[bright elm]

also wtf

[violet sphinx]

so u go from like 11-4

2 classes

2h 30m

[bright elm]

well

[violet sphinx]

5h

[bright elm]

I actually go from

9 - 3

with an hour lunch

[violet sphinx]

then how u have only 2 classes

[bright elm]

in between class

i have 6 hour school

[violet sphinx]

oh

[bright elm]

because that includes lunch

but in reality i just have 5 hour classes

in total

[violet sphinx]

im guessing ur in college

[bright elm]

nah

senior year of high school

LOL

[violet sphinx]

oh

how

i got 7:30-3

[bright elm]

they changed how the schedule works due to covid

I used to have 4 classes

each and hour and 15 minutes I believe

[autumn harness]

wow so exhausting

[bright elm]

yes

i usually pass out

dude

[violet sphinx]

yeah i had 1h 30m classes

[bright elm]

i have advanced functions

and biology

all of this week

for 2 and a half hours ecah

[violet sphinx]

i dont even take a nap at all

only ever have taken them after all nighters or from being sick

[autumn harness]

@violet sphinx try closing your eyes

i heard that helps with sleeping

[bright elm]

lucky

i've only recently started to take naps

dunno why

just feel more tired recently

[violet sphinx]

nah i sleep good

10:30 to 6

[bright elm]

damn wtf

every day?

that's a good schedule

my schedule's fucked ngl, sometimes i sleep at 7pm, 10pm, 2am, 4am

LOL

maybe that's why im tired all the time

[burnt stone]

@bright elm did you wanna run some with me and tak in a little?

[bright elm]

im good

i decided imma just finish my math homework

depending on when i finish, i might play

[violet sphinx]

weekdays

[bright elm]

idk how people have the discipline to stick to a sleep routine

the discipline I have for anything is 0

[alpine trail]

are servers down again?

[bright elm]

probably

[alpine trail]

nice

[elfin thistle]

My coworker doesn't know that you can reduce the volume of a desktop computer

[burnt stone]

sounds about right

[elfin thistle]

Since unlike laptops there is no volume button on the keyboard

This guy has been using a desktop for work daily for over a year

He still doesn't know how to ctrl C Ctrl V

[autumn harness]

do people still use facebook

[burnt stone]

yes

[autumn harness]

one of my rival schools where my friends go to all use facebook

[burnt stone]

why would they stop

[autumn harness]

like teenagers

using facebook

[burnt stone]

kekw

[astral pebble]

haha. oh no, is apex having trouble again

[proven pulsar]

isnt that steam servers being on weekly maintenance

[bright elm]

adults use it

[alpine trail]

that was earlier rail

[astral pebble]

win 2 rounds of arenas, does that mean champion twice ?

[bright elm]

bro i nevef heard of teenagers my age use facebook

we all use snapchat

and insta

omega

lul

[astral pebble]

or like, just win one round

[bright elm]

and twitter too

but thats it

[astral pebble]

huh, did anyone noticed the "save this for me" icon?

i just got a text about it

where does it even show up

???

[knotty badger]

clean

[astral pebble]

hacked

wow game is pretty dead

having hard time queing

i guess fucking steam being down doenst help

[hallow blade]

not full damage every shot 💤

[elfin thistle]

What's a rival school

What does that imply

[burnt stone]

get on

[elfin thistle]

What

Get on what

https://youtu.be/ZxatIANgRws

[bright elm]

a school rivaling your school

?

[elfin thistle]

Does that mean just academically or like

Back in da day with kids fighting each other

[burnt stone]

apex or bloons

[bright elm]

yk when you go on a field trip

and you see another school

[elfin thistle]

How about mineshafts and monsters

👍

[bright elm]

and you start roasting tf out of them

yeah

[burnt stone]

sure

[elfin thistle]

Never had this experience before

Just the culture diff ig

Unlucky am in camp

[bright elm]

it's funny because

on the bus

[elfin thistle]

Bl00ns

[bright elm]

we would see another bus on the high way or smth

[elfin thistle]

Rob the bus

[bright elm]

and we would start doing shit against the windows

[elfin thistle]

Highway robbery

Wild west style

[elfin thistle]

I'm kinda afraid I'm progressing too fast in MnM kek

[burnt stone]

thats what pt and gym class is for

wym

[elfin thistle]

I just managed to get around the end requirement for lingering

I found all the materials I need from nether and dungeons

[burnt stone]

whats bad about progressing

[elfin thistle]

Now I just need to level a villager to max to get lingering

For some OP spells

Idk I feel like it's

[astral pebble]

fuck tokyo servers

[elfin thistle]

Too fast

I wanna play the modpack longer

[astral pebble]

and fuck this rampart takeover shit

fuckign garbage

cant even buy a proper gun 1st round

[elfin thistle]

It's the first modpack I actually liked in a while

Apex is pain

[wintry scroll]

good morning apex chat

[elfin thistle]

I'm having more fun in Minecraft than apex kek

[wintry scroll]

[burnt stone]

same

for now

[elfin thistle]

Good morning voltaic gaymer regen

[alpine trail]

same but on cod zombies

[elfin thistle]

It's probably just cuz mc modpacks has content

While apex is just repetitive

[burnt stone]

yeah

can't wait to play terraria too

[elfin thistle]

XZFXDE

[burnt stone]

wait we're playing bloons?

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[burnt stone]

hopping on

[elfin thistle]

Hopping

[autumn harness]

false.

[alpine trail]

get false’d kid

L

[slender sierra]

is apex workin again

[astral pebble]

barely

[slender sierra]

top of the morning to ya @wintry scroll

[astral pebble]

arenas queues are ok, BR is dead

[slender sierra]

s till doesnt let me get into apex 😦

[wintry scroll]

eternal suffering.

[astral pebble]

oh, yeah steam is down

so if youre on that, never mind

FUCK

just lost a drop because i forgot I rebound Q to = because i was playing someone where Q is fucking useless

fucking need per-legend keybinds

[wintry scroll]

imagine apex but good

[slender sierra]

big brain

[violet sphinx]

who

[astral pebble]

crypto

i unbind Q to = when im playing shit where I don't wanna accidentally activate that shit and get fucked over

[burnt stone]

ez

first try

as always

[astral pebble]

where the fuck is rampart cart in WE?

[autumn harness]

i'll give you 2 dollars if you make this happen

[elfin thistle]

Never failed a single map before idk wym

[burnt stone]

don't dump your lifes savings into a game bro

[burnt stone]

thats what i'm saying

[elfin thistle]

I clenched on 98

Cuz I bought the wrong spactory crosspath

[burnt stone]

i didn't

oh

xD

[elfin thistle]

UZGUVH

[astral pebble]

my fuck eva8 is absolute fucking tarsh

[fluid ermine]

is game fixed

[astral pebble]

need to get 200 dmg with that garbage for a daily

[fluid ermine]

steam is down

[astral pebble]

no, its still fucked on steam

[autumn harness]

apparently volano blew up wire

so steam bad

[elfin thistle]

I guess I'm a support main this map @burnt stone

[burnt stone]

nah

go full dps broski

[elfin thistle]

Mercy main rn

[burnt stone]

kekw

[burnt stone]

i thought you were gonna get the stealth village

[little verge]

When the roller player lets their ego speak for them and they immediately realize their mistake:

https://mobile.twitter.com/FF_MuTeX/status/1440481931951362049

MuTeX (@FF_MuTeX)

I shouldnt have said "anyone" Ill only play the streamers that I know. Sorry if i wont play random ppl. Not sure why it pissed some of you off. Its not that serious... xD This tweet was more of a banter tweet to fuck with my MnK boys. https://t.co/JFxQ5AzIN8

Twitter · Sep 22, 2021, 1:03 AM

Imagine offering a challenge and then backing out, clown energy.

[elfin thistle]

Go for tack zone I'm going for impale @burnt stone

[burnt stone]

i am

[burnt stone]

brobyn op

[alpine trail]

Any1 down to run some games

[static rose]

i saw this lmao dude dodged TGD b/c he didn't have a blue check basically

[little verge]

That's like a boxer going "I'll fight anybody with one arm tied behind my back! By anyone though I mean people that aren't experienced fighters, half my height and weight and reach, possibly malnutritioned, and preferably still going to school."

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle can you get middle path village

[autumn harness]

NO MORE NITRO D:

wait i still have nitro booster role

[violet sphinx]

its as if he puts in twice the hours of even a "kbm no life"

ofc he would win in a game where its who sees who first

cause with that fast of a ttk its all mw is

[burnt stone]

never have and never will lose @elfin thistle

[elfin thistle]

You actually managed to afford the 5xx boomer

Damb

I didn't think you'd have enough money kekw

[burnt stone]

calculted

although his little ring glaives were worthless since he was so far from track

[proven pulsar]

lf1 plat NA

[alpine trail]

im down

[proven pulsar]

kk

[alpine trail]

any specific rank?

im plat 1 rn

[elfin thistle]

B4

Climb bronze with me

[slender sierra]

anyone down for apex

ITS UP

[elfin thistle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7fX5Q6VoYgk?feature=share

I found my randoms

[alpine trail]

LMAO

[elfin thistle]

What are your opinions on people who keep like 100 windows open on their computer

Even long after they finished using them

[slender sierra]

i think they are intellectual individuals

[elfin thistle]

My coworker has like 20 different things open in his computer at once all the time even tho he hasn't used them in days

And then complains about his computer being slow

While also making it so that nobody can edit shared excel files cuz he always has them open

[static rose]

why lol

[cedar bluff]

my favorite part about apex is dying to someone with a prowler on controller

[slender sierra]

any gamers playing ranked

[alpine trail]

@slender sierra in a 3 stack rn sry

[burnt stone]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@alpine trail @bright elm

[elfin thistle]

Ew

[alpine trail]

wow

W

gz man!

[slender sierra]

gz did the timescale help? @burnt stone

[alpine trail]

almost there

[elfin thistle]

Apparently arm transplants are possible now

[alpine trail]

no way

[elfin thistle]

It's true

[alpine trail]

How

does the OTHER Persons arm connect & work with your bones

and move

no way its true

[burnt stone]

didn't do a timescale

i brute forced it

[elfin thistle]

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/programs/reconstructive-transplant/hand-arm-transplant.html

[burnt stone]

i had good form for it

[elfin thistle]

Isn't timescale slowing down/speeding up the scen

[burnt stone]

i just needed to make sure no mistakes were being made and that i wasn't messing up form

[burnt stone]

ye

[elfin thistle]

You do that in practice?

Like when practicing?

Like when practicing Bloons TD 6?

[burnt stone]

yeah esp for td6

[elfin thistle]

Nice

Practicing the micro

Very nice

[burnt stone]

you want to be reactive to the bloons but smooth when placing monks down

to get optimal placements/spacing

[elfin thistle]

Ah yes

Gotta be efficient

To get those fast placements

Clutch things

[burnt stone]

pog

two diamond down i think the next is air voltaic

[elfin thistle]

Wow

Diamond gaymer

Smh

I don't have a single diamond score 👍

[burnt stone]

not even diamon gp

when it's the only scenario you play kekw

[static rose]

u can probs get diamond gp

[slender sierra]

same @elfin thistle

[elfin thistle]

I can't be bothered to play gp easy

[burnt stone]

me or ll0m0

[elfin thistle]

I'll just play torje

[static rose]

both

[elfin thistle]

Listen here gp is 90% of apex tho no?

Horizontal tracking

If you're in a gunfight 90% of the time it's just horizontal

[static rose]

just do gp and pgti and boom like 90% apex

[elfin thistle]

B180 👍

[burnt stone]

pgti for bounce pads

[elfin thistle]

You're a bounce pad

[burnt stone]

any air/fuglaa for valks

[elfin thistle]

Imagine not playing the air portion of torje

Or pureg apex

[static rose]

imagine not playing lddh fixed for 3 hours straight

[elfin thistle]

Time to do that

In case I find an octane stim glitching while tap strafing 10 times a jump

[burnt stone]

kekw

my weakness is wrist smoothness

while being reactive

i think i can getup to atleast 5 points higher consistently after working on that

[elfin thistle]

That's gay

[burnt stone]

so torje reactivity and more ground plaza is in works or doing this on higher sense for awhile

[elfin thistle]

Work on Bloons TD micro instead

[static rose]

torje reactivity would help a lot think

maybe even torje on 20cm

[burnt stone]

i'm 00.06 higher then you ll0m0

[burnt stone]

ik will def work on that

[elfin thistle]

I haven't played that scen in a month

[burnt stone]

i did smoothness on a range of 5-60 on wrist i just need to get used to being reactive too

while maintaining smoothness

[elfin thistle]

Ok but what's ur static 👍

Static apex legends

[static rose]

i did smoothness on 6cm and idk if it was even effective

[elfin thistle]

If you think about it tracking is just static but having a new target every frame

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[static rose]

you see it

[elfin thistle]

When I track I just slow down time so I can see it frame by frame

[static rose]

static is just tracking but you flick every frame the bot moves

[elfin thistle]

True

[burnt stone]

enough vaaks for me tonight gonna take a break and get started on gp tomorrow

or air

[elfin thistle]

Gp is gay don't play it

[burnt stone]

pp is gay but you play it

[elfin thistle]

If you have a bigger butt do you sit higher in your seat

[burnt stone]

why wouldn't you

[elfin thistle]

Just because I have gaysex doesn't make me gay

[burnt stone]

unlucky

[elfin thistle]

You know what isn't gay tho

[cedar bluff]

it isnt gay if you say no homo

[elfin thistle]

Mineshafts and monsters

[elfin thistle]

You don't need to say no homo if it's with the homies

[cedar bluff]

im just saying in general in case its not with the homies

[elfin thistle]

Sometimes you just gotta take a D for your homies

But it ain't gay tho cuz it's for your homies

[cedar bluff]

you gonna let some random guy rail the shit out of you and dribble on your lip without saying no homo likeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it happens to me all the time on apex especially if they have a prowler on controller

[elfin thistle]

Sounds kinda gay ngl

Alert there is a fight going on in Minecraft channel

[hoary hamlet]

morning

[elfin thistle]

Tho they are sending messages by carrier pigeons so it's a bit slow

[alpine trail]

lfggg

[hoary hamlet]

😼

[alpine trail]

😼

[elfin thistle]

You're close

So it's time to drop 200rp in one streak

[alpine trail]

ik!!! first season hitting diamond

[elfin thistle]

C'mon

[alpine trail]

im so happy lol

[elfin thistle]

You know you wanna do it

[alpine trail]

did you just jinx me 👿

[elfin thistle]

No

Just speaking from experience

[proven pulsar]

audio in apex is completely broken rn it seems

my game got completely muted for like 1 minute

like i couldnt hear ANYTHING at all

[elfin thistle]

I usually lose and gain hundreds of rp a day back when I soloq'd ranked

[proven pulsar]

and then it came back

super weird

[alpine trail]

then got muted again

after we won

[elfin thistle]

That's just apex audio working as intended

[alpine trail]

lol

[cedar bluff]

idk what happened today but i had something happen where everytime i moved my mouse it would skip consistently for like 20 seconds straight

[elfin thistle]

It's not a bug it's a feature

[cedar bluff]

it made it impossible to aim

i have a beefy pc too so i doubt its that

also my character moving didnt make it skip it was just when i moved my mouse

[elfin thistle]

My supervisor and the ass licking coworker as gossiping while whispering

He's giving her verbal rimjobs rn while she's lying to his face to save her ego

Time to buy a new mouse 👍

Gprox

[hoary hamlet]

👍

[alpine trail]

Good mouse

[cedar bluff]

i got the model o- because its the cheapest out of like 5 mice im looking at getting

[hoary hamlet]

nd what are the 5 ?

[cedar bluff]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one was the normal g pro wireless ik that. g pro x. that one mouse rocketjumpninja made that looks wack as fuck

forget the other 2

i have a final mouse starlight that final mouse wont message me about too becasue the left click is fucked up on it. i already sent it back once and after i got it back it started doing it like 10 minutes later so i said fuck it

[hoary hamlet]

[static rose]

the ZY's rail

[cedar bluff]

imagine paying 200 dollars for a paper weight that cant even be a paper weight because it doesnt weigh enough to hold paper down

[cedar bluff]

yea that one

[static rose]

damn wtf seems like the left click is an issue in the finalmouse starlight

[cedar bluff]

yea when you click it it feels like it clicks but it doesnt

it double clicks if that makes sense

[astral pebble]

69 more

[cedar bluff]

i spent a lot of money that month too lmao

so a 200 dolalr mouse that doesnt work is annoying

[static rose]

that's fucked

hope that gets addressed tho

[cedar bluff]

uhhhhh it got "fixed" about 2 months ago maybe and then it happened again then i was like like heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[hoary hamlet]

https://hk-gaming.com/products/mira-s-gaming-mouse-up-to-12-000-cpi

rip off finalmouse

[static rose]

12000 dpi wtf

[cedar bluff]

then they were like "were working on a more permanent fix" and then never messaged me again

[static rose]

that's terrible customer service wth

[elfin thistle]

I didn't wanna get gpro superlight and just got a wireless cuz of cost kek

[cedar bluff]

if youre gonna get that get the model o-

[elfin thistle]

Gpro wireless superlight is $100 more than gpro wireless here

[cedar bluff]

another good mouse is the razer viper ultimate. i used that for a while too

[alpine trail]

just get normal gpro then and pray that it doesnt double cliks

click

[elfin thistle]

I heard it has issues with buttons tho

[elfin thistle]

Shape kinda Doo doo

Egg shape

[alpine trail]

you might like the Grexta

[cedar bluff]

mine doesnt have an issue with the buttons

[elfin thistle]

Welp

My friend got his and only the right click was working

[static rose]

im waiting for razer viper mini wireless

[cedar bluff]

the cable is nice as well. it moves pretty nice adn it doesnt feel like its there. basically feels like a wireless mouse

[static rose]

im using an orochi rn

not bad

[elfin thistle]

Orochi main detected

[hoary hamlet]

model d wireless

[alpine trail]

https://shop.x-raypad.com/shop/btl-gretxa-wireless-gaming-mouse-pmw3370/

[elfin thistle]

You can have a look at my model D

UwU

[deep linden]

;)

[hoary hamlet]

😼

[elfin thistle]

I feel like I'd probably like a heavy mouse more than light mouse ngl

My wrist is very jittery

[static rose]

stretch it out

[elfin thistle]

Still jittery

Always has been

Too much of playing only csgo

[cedar bluff]

my hand is all kinds of fucked up so

[elfin thistle]

Spastic aim

[cedar bluff]

if you have spastic aim i have retarded aim

[elfin thistle]

Big brain aim

Grow a second brain stem inside my arm to control my aiming

Ez

[cedar bluff]

i got arthritis carpal tunnel and tendonitis so i dont think another brain stem will help

[hoary hamlet]

[cedar bluff]

gimme 5 months ill reach plat

[hoary hamlet]

@elfin thistle im getting closer to your flatline 😼

[static rose]

demonic flatline

[elfin thistle]

Just get a new hand at the second hand shop

[hoary hamlet]

ohh yea

[elfin thistle]

I main flatline because my pulse is flatlined irl

[hoary hamlet]

..............

[elfin thistle]

I'm actually just a ghost

Unfortunately not a ghost python

[hoary hamlet]

[cedar bluff]

most annoying shit about having my kind of wrist and hand problems is like sometimes your hand just like locks up and you stop moving the mous

then when youre like fuck you move it jerks your arm

.that shit happening in a good run makes me wanna be a controller player lmao

[elfin thistle]

Arm aimer only

Time to become arm aimer

If arm aimer doesn't work

Feet aimer perhaps

[cedar bluff]

tendonitis goes up my forearm some too

[elfin thistle]

Mmmm feet

Unlucky

Shoulder aimer

[cedar bluff]

fingers also do the same thing and my fingers micro adjustments are jittery from arthritis and shit

i hit the lottery with my genes bois

[hoary hamlet]

the top nd bottom side of my wrists started to feel like pin point pain a while back

[elfin thistle]

Nice cock!

[hoary hamlet]

idk what it is but it hurts at times

[elfin thistle]

I get this occasionally

[hoary hamlet]

[elfin thistle]

Lasts days at a time

[hoary hamlet]

yea

[elfin thistle]

I haven't played vaaks since

Uh

I forgor when I last played vaaks

It's been 3 days without vaaks

Been playing Minecraft only

👍

[hoary hamlet]

good man

[elfin thistle]

Unironically more fun than apex

[cedar bluff]

you can tell if its carpal tunnel if your thumb index and middle finger are numb and for some reason the finger after that is like half numb

[hoary hamlet]

[elfin thistle]

Human body moment

My wrist always crackle whenever I do wrist circles so I'm basically disabled

No doubt about it

[hoary hamlet]

i have a similar thing

i can keep cracking my wrist for as long as i want

[elfin thistle]

This self diagnosis is better than any doctor as I spent 30 minutes on Reddit one day

[hoary hamlet]

idk something to do with how i hurt my hand when i was a kid

[elfin thistle]

Huh.

I never hurt my right hand

[cedar bluff]

i went to a dr about my hands and shit and she was like

[elfin thistle]

At least my right wrist

[cedar bluff]

yea if this doesnt work then surgery

and im like nah my mouse hand is sacred

[elfin thistle]

Why not tho

What's surgery gonna do long term

Besides scarring

[static rose]

i think that's normal b/c i can do that too

[hoary hamlet]

[cedar bluff]

im more worried about it fucking up my aim but thats just me

[static rose]

unless we're all broken lmao

[hoary hamlet]

controller ?

[cedar bluff]

dont worry were broken together

[elfin thistle]

Ok but can you crack your toe with your big toe for as long as you want

[static rose]

yes

just curling it

[elfin thistle]

Poggers

[hoary hamlet]

if im being honest i'd call you an idiot for that no offense

[elfin thistle]

Toe cracking gang

[cedar bluff]

hey bro apex aim assist be looking like some caramel stuck to some homeless guys asshole

[alpine trail]

Leg cracking gang

[elfin thistle]

Toe crack aim

tcA

[elfin thistle]

Nah it's clearly only the controller players fingers doing all the work my guy

[hoary hamlet]

dont stress your wrist too much

[cedar bluff]

oh no i know im an idiot and i know it probably would fuck up my aim mostly

[hoary hamlet]

just switch to controller

[hoary hamlet]

to an extent yes it will

[elfin thistle]

Don't fall to the dark side

[cedar bluff]

i only play on controllers on some days.

depends on how my hand feels

[elfin thistle]

Oh no

He dabbles in the darkness

Unfortunate

[cedar bluff]

i only play on controller like a few times a month. and doing so i can say. aim assist is op as fuck.

[elfin thistle]

Nah no way

You'd hurt too many casual egos

Aim assist needs a buff

I think it needs at least 0.99 aim assist

Maybe 1.0 is just about balanced

[cedar bluff]

i played xbox like 8 years ago and i had like an 8 kd in mw3 but that was 5ever ago

[alpine trail]

LFGGG

[elfin thistle]

Looking for group group group

Ok now the real pain begins

[cedar bluff]

bro tap strafing lacks readability

[elfin thistle]

If you're in Asia

[proven pulsar]

big

[elfin thistle]

You either choose 200ms or hackers

[alpine trail]

Yep lol

[elfin thistle]

Yeah if I can't exactly predict where they're gonna go it's OP

Direction changes in strafing also lacks readability as I can't tell when they're gonna strafe the other way

[alpine trail]

a first grader can predict that lol "lacks readability"

[elfin thistle]

So I think we should remove strafing

[cedar bluff]

i cant wait for it to get taken out then you can still redirect and then that will get removed too

[elfin thistle]

But then they can still go forwards and backwards

[hoary hamlet]

huge

[elfin thistle]

And I can't predict when they will move forward and backward

[lapis moat]

Who up for apex

[alpine trail]

pubs?

or ranked

[elfin thistle]

So I think they should remove forward and backward movement too

[cedar bluff]

strafing lacks readability too. so does jumping and crouching. they should just make it a stand still shootemup game

[elfin thistle]

Everyone should just stand still

[lapis moat]

@proven pulsar U up

[static rose]

niceee

[alpine trail]

he just got off

[elfin thistle]

That way I can read the movement

[proven pulsar]

In 40

[hoary hamlet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6UHRvtm1Be1NJOSJMpbGLu?si=e8b2d4f4d67e4243

[proven pulsar]

Gonna grab something to eat

[hoary hamlet]

lowkey a vibe

[elfin thistle]

This is me lookin at ur mum every night

[proven pulsar]

Grind don't stop

[alpine trail]

Ill give it a listen

[proven pulsar]

I wanna get Masters

[hoary hamlet]

[proven pulsar]

[alpine trail]

you got it easy

[elfin thistle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3hbrwmhLWqCFbeRH5s8BeJ?si=ZJ2aLYktQLSAWQukNrOGcQ&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1

Vibe ngl

[hoary hamlet]

you'll get it i believe

[hoary hamlet]

me nd you all night

😼

[elfin thistle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2NpLgr5eL8E96X49kLQID0?si=u9lT63kYSQSfzdoxjXVjzQ&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1

Banger

[cedar bluff]

ok bois im half way to plat do i stay up and grind it or do i go to bed? "work in 6 hours"

[alpine trail]

plat 4 to masters in 6 days will be easy for you and from what i can tell you probably belong in master ranked and are good at igling so you got this ezpz

[elfin thistle]

Stay up all night

My technique

Sleep deprivation is a vibe

[hoary hamlet]

sleep

[proven pulsar]

My main account is hardstuck D4

[alpine trail]

sadge

you got this

[elfin thistle]

I'm also hardstuck d4

[proven pulsar]

[elfin thistle]

Let's be hardstuck d4 together

[alpine trail]

just get a good 3 stack and rank

[alpine trail]

me & u

[hoary hamlet]

hardstuck plat 4

[elfin thistle]

Hardstuck as a 3 stack would be very poggers

There's only one viable landing spot in the entire map for ranked

That's streamer building

[alpine trail]

I can make a smurf and try and get it to plat then me you & limitz can rank sometime

[cedar bluff]

guess who just choked a plat score bois

[elfin thistle]

Tenth time's the charm

[cedar bluff]

ok im going to bed lmao

[hoary hamlet]

i mean yea but nah

[alpine trail]

if you almost get it once you can get it again

[elfin thistle]

Wow cheating on me

[alpine trail]

Ah alright

[elfin thistle]

Ok

[alpine trail]

no

[elfin thistle]

I see how it is

[alpine trail]

never

ever

[hoary hamlet]

we'll grind split to plat

[alpine trail]

i love you

[elfin thistle]

What does he have that I don't smh

[cedar bluff]

i hit a plateau on clicking so

[hoary hamlet]

that what you do to me

[elfin thistle]

Lmao just press m1

[cedar bluff]

clicking dynamic is my trigger

[elfin thistle]

No no this is different

[cedar bluff]

if i just press m1 i miss

[hoary hamlet]

[elfin thistle]

as a static main

I mainly play tracking on vaaks but my best bench is static 👍

[hoary hamlet]

@alpine trail listened to the song ?

[alpine trail]

Same I main Tracking & Switching

[elfin thistle]

I main mirage

[alpine trail]

I will rn

[elfin thistle]

Tracking & switching sounds interesting what's his tac and ult

[hoary hamlet]

[cedar bluff]

im 2/3 plat on tracking precise atm. pretty good for wanting to break your wrist huh

[random thistle]

It didn't break, it's a feature :^)

[alpine trail]

[elfin thistle]

Break

Break your wrist

Why bot

To break

Bot is ghosting me wtf

[alpine trail]

you a sad emo gamer? if so i got a few songs i can recommend

[elfin thistle]

Yeah me too

[burnt stone]

which one

[elfin thistle]

I reccomend the entirety of my chemical romance

[cedar bluff]

im on aim lab but i choked arc 180. mid way my wrist started to say fuck you and locked up

[hoary hamlet]

tbh idk

[cedar bluff]

annoying because im not even gold in that one

ive also choked the other 2 plat

[elfin thistle]

Ok but what do you think about huge mommy milkers

[burnt stone]

not even on kovaaks smh

no wonder why you're hard stuck

[alpine trail]

the youtube channel "Biteki" has a lot of good songs on it

[burnt stone]

/s

[cedar bluff]

kovaaks puts me to sleep in a non joking matter

[elfin thistle]

Ghost reddit moment

[cedar bluff]

idk what it is but i cant stay away on kovaaks

[burnt stone]

same

[elfin thistle]

Kovaaks is the game I play and tilt then play more of

[hoary hamlet]

aight ty

[cedar bluff]

i can only play kovaaks for like 30 mins before i start getting tired

[elfin thistle]

It's like the league of legends experience

[burnt stone]

i listen to music or use my anger from blowing balls on it to pay attention properly

[elfin thistle]

Warframe puts me to sleep

[burnt stone]

^^

[burnt stone]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[elfin thistle]

Wtf you're not blowing my balls

Cheating on me

Smh

I used to come home from school, open Warframe, play for a few mins then fall asleep

[burnt stone]

warframe is my bed time story

[elfin thistle]

Ok so

[cedar bluff]

ok im going to bed

[elfin thistle]

Kids go into void

[cedar bluff]

tbh i shouldnt have practiced becasue im feeling sick but whatever

ok night

[elfin thistle]

Ship gets fucked up

They gain powers

Dude makes suits for them but they're not really suits they're severely mutated people that the children possess

Using the power of friendship

So after winning war against robots that they created

Space mommy makes kids turn against future humans

Future humans nearly die out

Space mommy sends you on quests

Warframe story summarized

[burnt stone]

pog

didn't get it

but pog

[alpine trail]

never played it i always thought the game looked like shit

my friends on console always wanted me to play but i never did

game looked lame to me

[burnt stone]

too much shit in your face as a new player it's very confusing

the combat is pretty fun imo but the grind is also beyond boring as well

[elfin thistle]

The game really explains nothing lmao

[static rose]

That shit was confusing asf on release

[alpine trail]

huh

this shit was made in 2018

[elfin thistle]

I think they'll miss their court date

[elfin thistle]

It's still completely unexplained now kekw

[alpine trail]

lol

look at the comment at the bottom of the post

comment made me laugh a little

[loud heart]

who the fuck would sue 2 dead people

[proven pulsar]

Idk whos the one suing x and peep but im sure disney would do that shit

Maybe Google too idk

[alpine trail]

The post said they aren’t even sueing their estates

So I don’t think the dude knows they are dead…

[alpine trail]

Some SoundCloud artist who made a song a few months before them

And said they stole something from his song

controller player

[burnt stone]

switch player*

[alpine trail]

damn you Hoff

[alpine trail]

steam deck player*

😨

[burnt stone]

that shit isn't even out yet right?

[alpine trail]

nope

[burnt stone]

he doesn't have the clout to get it early nor the money to buy it at all

[alpine trail]

you right

[elfin thistle]

Mobile player

[alpine trail]

i watched a pred mobile player the other day

i cried

[burnt stone]

what was it like

[alpine trail]

hm

it was like watching stephen hawking trying to run

L

PC GOLD = SWITCH TOP 10 PRED

[burnt stone]

lmao

[alpine trail]

bet. switching rn

I've been switched

you late

[plush burrow]

Wonder how shit it feels on the switch

[alpine trail]

sane

same

[burnt stone]

going to bed now

[plush burrow]

Isn't it like locked 30fps, probably doesn't even get that

[burnt stone]

night guys

[alpine trail]

oh yeah i hit diamond

[alpine trail]

gn man

[plush burrow]

Nice nice good job, I havnt played since 😢

[alpine trail]

Ranked is fine

[plush burrow]

I think I'll get diamond next season idk

[alpine trail]

I played like 15 games and 0 Issues

other than Audio issues 1 game where audio would randomly completely mute

[plush burrow]

I tried playing 2 days ago but was getting it worse than originally so only played 3/4 games went off. I'll wait until it's fully stable I think

[alpine trail]

I think it is rn

but i understand that

I was the same way i logged on got dced and got -72 and just got off

50k subs for mobile gamers

maybe it’s time to switch

no pun intended

lol

[plush burrow]

I don't play normal Res either and get stuck black screen trying to switch apps since I'm full screen, everytime having to restart with task manager aswell is kinda annoying

When we played before though it was fine tetch, no clue how it got worse after a patch

[alpine trail]

I played native until today

decided to go back to stretched

stretched is hot

[plush burrow]

Stretch + 104 fov is meta

[solar bison]

😩

Ima grind tf out of apex mobile

No cap

[alpine trail]

106 is nice

honestly

next big game to release on pc/console

the second it drops on mobile im switching

running up my ez money

[plush burrow]

"I spent 13 hours a day mnk aim training to become a clash of clans pro"

[alpine trail]

💀

play on ipad

[solar bison]

@plush burrow I have 1000s of hours on mobile fps

[plush burrow]

Gamer

[alpine trail]

2 phones 1 for the game and 1 for the hoes

[plush burrow]

I used to play alot of mobile games like 4/5 years ago and now I don't really touch them

[solar bison]

Same

Pc gaming changed my life

[alpine trail]

pubg mobile was fun

[plush burrow]

I had a PS4 and pc when I was mobile gaming, I can't say the same

It's actually the same pc I have now 😂

[alpine trail]

limitz used to be a mobile 20hz grinda

[small folio]

i used to play a shitton of PUBG mobile

[solar bison]

Nooo

[small folio]

now i suck balls

[plush burrow]

Not going to lie but never

[solar bison]

Pubg mobile was dog shit

[small folio]

it was fun when it first came out

now it's dogshit

[plush burrow]

I swear had these fat ass TV's and they were all 60hz aswell

[small folio]

it's basically fortnite now

[hoary hamlet]

😳

[alpine trail]

limitz buys his electronics from wish.com??

[solar bison]

Modern combat anyone?

[small folio]

😳

[small folio]

gameloft?

[plush burrow]

Pubg mobile wasn't fun for me when it came out, I think it has bots in for some reason

[alpine trail]

game loft ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[plush burrow]

Legit mfers spawn rsndomely

[solar bison]

Yes

[alpine trail]

it did have bots

[plush burrow]

I just didn't ever upgrade 😂

[solar bison]

@plush burrow when you start it gives you bot lobbies

[plush burrow]

Same reason why I have a 60hz now

New phone today hopefully 🙏 current one is so fucked up

[alpine trail]

ngl some pubgm players are kinda nice😱

[hoary hamlet]

[plush burrow]

I was actually meant to get my monitor today/tomorrow but no one is home to accept it ...

Omw to class, not home for 10 hours 😢

[alpine trail]

=\

soon

[plush burrow]

It's annoying because their is a 3 hour break between one of the lessons and it takes me an hour to get home so what does one do

[alpine trail]

doesnt do u any good to go home n accept the package, not play, and then drive back to class

or does it

[alpine trail]

when my monitor was getting delivered they just thre* dropped it off at my door

didnt have to sign anything

nothing

[plush burrow]

Their isn't a timeslot delivery so unlikely it'll even he within those hours

[plush burrow]

They won't do that here, has to be signed for

[alpine trail]

dang

See if you can pick it up at their facility/warehouse

you should be able too

probably would have to go during business hours if that’s the case tho

yep

[plush burrow]

Boys

[pearl ridge]

Day was better before reading that

[hoary hamlet]

bro

like actually people have some form of issue in their heads

[plush burrow]

He tested it though????

He's clearly right

[hoary hamlet]

never said shit like that but ohh my they might have to visit a doc

[hoary hamlet]

what ottr said is tru

he's good on mnk too

but the reply

[plush burrow]

🤡

[hoary hamlet]

we have .2 or .1

all mnk guns have AA

its not as dumb or stupid as controller

[alpine trail]

🤨

[hoary hamlet]

its there but not noticeable like controller

[alpine trail]

🚪

[plush burrow]

Low-key don't nerf roller, buff mnk

[alpine trail]

any1 down to run some games

[hoary hamlet]

i agree

[true ravine]

don't nerf roller, buff wingman

[alpine trail]

this yall king???? @controller players

[true ravine]

roller players are so cringe

man

looks like, all of them are just dumb af

[alpine trail]

reading some of the comments. people calling him out for teaching players how to cheat

and he says “nah boss just providing knowledge”

💀💀💀💀

[true ravine]

lmao

mf have no brain anymore

the roller did damage to his brain

[alpine trail]

found his discord

omw😈

[hoary hamlet]

😈

[alpine trail]

they can’t even play 2k without cheating i’m done

i thought this would be way harder

first diamond game got 8 kills and 2nd place

[true ravine]

goated

[alpine trail]

noooo

i suck lol

just lucky i guess but I had higher expectations

thought Plat --> Diamond would be way harder

[true ravine]

d3+ ye

d4 kinda easy

[alpine trail]

yeah

rn its just plat lobbys it feels like

[true ravine]

ye

boosted plats

[alpine trail]

I hated being in plat tbh

felt like most games I would just get plat 4 ppl who die off drop

so i just never soloqd

[true ravine]

i getting diamond on my 3rd account soloqing rn

so

idk

[alpine trail]

Pog

I’m also a noob

This was my first time hitting diamond so I’m really happy about it tbh

With servers and stuff I didn’t think I’d get it

[true ravine]

my game just crashed because of a mf using animated banner

insane

[alpine trail]

Rip

Is it static banner or static banner pose you have to use

[true ravine]

both

and static badges

[alpine trail]

Alr cool thanks I’ll change them on my main

Since everyone else is static anyway

[small folio]

holy fucking shit

[alpine trail]

No fucking way LOL

[proven pulsar]

💀 💀

Same mfs asking for an 'easy mode' in dark souls type of game

[small folio]

no that's game journos

these people are below that

[proven pulsar]

Oh true

Then it'd be

Same mfs who would use Cheat Engine to finish Plants vs Zombies

[autumn harness]

(offline)

[cosmic atlas]

are servers good

[waxen berry]

ye

alot better

[hallow blade]

this isnt gonna be fun

gold charge scout and lstar on oasis

also what the fuck is this skin

bro im so fucking washed up

[small folio]

From the CE lmao

[hallow blade]

time to solo queue

ranked demon

bro i thought they fixed the ready up bug

i just got unreadied

theres no way

[split perch]

Poggg