apex

[mellow kestrel]

i totally know what im fighting 👍

[hallow arrow]

wtf

[astral pebble]

event guns?

where is that

[ruby radish]

rampart's truck thing

you can get them with crafting mats

[astral pebble]

huh. is there a thing to read about that

you mean once you land in br somewhere?

[vital rock]

Shit looks cinematic af tho

[astral pebble]

oh crafting as in that green thing

i thought actual crafting mats you use for skins and shit

what map is that shit on, i guess I'll try it tomorrow

[vital rock]

Worlds edge

[hoary hamlet]

why are my frames dropping to 30 mid fights ?

[hallow blade]

apex

thats why

[hoary hamlet]

destiny 2 it is....................

[snow ibex]

[hoary hamlet]

i hit the nastiest one clip on 40 frames

[hallow blade]

this banner gotta end

i have to feed my wishing addiction

[undone sonnet]

yes

[elfin thistle]

I see the legend you're fighting

it appears you are fighting the reverse flash

[mellow kestrel]

my man was a walking flashbang

[elfin thistle]

who is shrouded in red lightning at the moment as he prepares to enter the speedforce

impressive that you managed to hit the reverse flash

this is just the flash and apex crossover event

[small folio]

i like how respawn released a "patch"

but arenas matchmaking is still broken

[hoary hamlet]

the patch fucked my frames

[small folio]

same

[little verge]

Respawn: Because the only servers that need to work all week are those that process transactions

[solar bison]

@autumn harness I'm joining voltaic master club in a few days

[small folio]

[plush burrow]

Now you evolved into no pfp, 60hz when?

[hoary hamlet]

[solar bison]

60hz is nasty

The question is

When you getting 144/240hz

[autumn harness]

how and why

[solar bison]

I've been grinding for 2 weeks

[autumn harness]

I'm 4 scores away from GM :(

I am not going to grind for that

why go for master complete

u have to play pgti and popcorn

and pasu

[solar bison]

[mellow kestrel]

was stuck on that pb for so long then boom

finally starting to understand how to play aa4 lmao

[small folio]

how the fuck do 2 players with l stars lose to 1 guy with a flatline

[autumn harness]

why play aa4

[mellow kestrel]

want master in all tracking scens

[autumn harness]

bro what

[hoary hamlet]

[mellow kestrel]

what is it yu lmao

ur prob like

almost gm all tracking scens at this point

XD

[autumn harness]

I literally suck at tracking

[mellow kestrel]

air vt master is gonna take a while though, im still 6 seconds off jade

i suck at everything other than tracking

gonna get GM gpv before jade air vt or diamond in any static scen

probably

[autumn harness]

my TS is the best

static not so much

[static rose]

Is dark mode an option in google sheets??

[wintry scroll]

master scores

[mellow kestrel]

GM b180t sheesh, god

[static rose]

I hate b180t

[mellow kestrel]

i like how smoothbotTS is a ts scen but its literally so tracking heavy

my TS is shit and i still have jade on it purely because of tracking

[static rose]

Yeah lmao i have jade on it

It shouldnt be ts

[mellow kestrel]

yeah its like

65% tracking 35% ts

in my eyes

[autumn harness]

b180t is the best out of the evadive

lol

[static rose]

If u can track decently well you dont need insane speed

I hate that b180 is all about getting a rhythm for me

[mellow kestrel]

@static rose whats harder, diamond smoothbotTS or jade?

imo diamond

[static rose]

Yea diamond

[mellow kestrel]

took me way longer and required me to try way harder

[static rose]

I dont even have it diamond lmfao

[mellow kestrel]

yeah i grinded it 2hrs straight to barely get 54

[autumn harness]

I hate kints

[static rose]

I literally have 3 jade scores but im actuslly plat

[little verge]

I love b180ti goated and the small versions, but hate B180T so much lol

[static rose]

I finally hit plat in static yesterday

Only took fucking forever tho

[mellow kestrel]

now onto my next goal: stop being hardstuck on fuglaa

[autumn harness]

fuglaa so rng

[mellow kestrel]

havent hit my pb of 11960 in so long

[autumn harness]

every scen so rng

[mellow kestrel]

yeah

[autumn harness]

I was hard stuck 11-12k

[mellow kestrel]

sometimes the fuglaa bot will literally blink across the entire map

[autumn harness]

then got a lucky score

[mellow kestrel]

yeah im hardstuck 11-12k rn

[autumn harness]

I think I can go for smoothbot gm

or fuglaaxyz

[mellow kestrel]

HAHA

the RNG is so real

actually

im boutta uninstall kovaaks fr

[static rose]

Tapstrafe in fuglaa too op

[mellow kestrel]

yeah they need to nerf it

unreadable and lacks counterplay.

[small folio]

b180t tap strafes are harder to read for me

[mellow kestrel]

+1

[bright elm]

kints is better

[autumn harness]

false

[alpine trail]

gz!

[alpine trail]

kind of did feel like i just got a good run with good patterns lol

[dark oak]

have they fixed servers yet

[mellow kestrel]

yeah kinda

BR isnt a slowmo slideshow 90% of the time now

[static rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZnsdBdA5sU

[static rose]

no reg god

[mellow kestrel]

2 cheaters in eu arenas lul

[frail abyss]

does firing range work properly rn

if so anyone tryna kill some time with 1v1s

i havent touched the game since it broke initially

[static rose]

it works but they changed it so you despawn and don't have to res the other person

[frail abyss]

wdym despawn

[alpine trail]

ye torje its good now

lets say you're knocked in firing range

you can just change char and respawn with your stuff

[frail abyss]

o neat

[alpine trail]

so no need for res

[static rose]

yeah and you don't use ammo like that

but you need to reset gun animation

[alpine trail]

well, if you have 0 ammo in mag and 'die', it'll replenish to full

without taking from your inventory

im down though torje

[static rose]

im down as well if you don't mind a third, if not its chill

[alpine trail]

ye join us

[frail abyss]

compiling shaders 💤

[alpine trail]

gettong on now

[alpine trail]

what name should i add on origin?

[static rose]

Sigmeister31

[alpine trail]

not found

add kbmodTAK

[static rose]

whoops i forgot i changed my origin id yesterday

send it tho

sent*

[alpine trail]

invitred

[frail abyss]

cursed ass servers man

[alpine trail]

ya

[loud heart]

r5 grapple is so annoying

like its not the same as new grapple

[pearl ridge]

Come 1v1 me noob

[loud heart]

WHY ARE MY HANDS SO COOOLD\

HAND GET WARM

[burnt stone]

cause they aren't warm

[little verge]

DAD, YOU'RE GREEN

[coral crypt]

@burnt stone rip all apex progress i made btw

[loud heart]

how do i get warm hands

[burnt stone]

at happened

[coral crypt]

moved into new dorm dogshit wifi

[burnt stone]

warm your wrist up imo

[coral crypt]

1k up 1k down and it cuts out every 2 seconds c:

[alpine trail]

5vs willy

[coral crypt]

i literally am unable to play

any game

c:

[burnt stone]

be like those weirdos and get astra in kovaaks so when you can play again have god aim

all aim no brain

[coral crypt]

LMAO

ig its time

[alpine trail]

@solar gyro ^ people badmouthing

[coral crypt]

only game i can play without having to worry abt ping lag

[burnt stone]

let me change weirdos to gweria

[alpine trail]

[solar gyro]

@burnt stone

[loud heart]

jerking off will only make my dick cold

[alpine trail]

so its that bad

sheesh dont know how to help you then

[solar gyro]

as always

[alpine trail]

Hello People

hello

[bright elm]

guaranteed people like yamz can get a high rank in any fps game fairly quickly

[burnt stone]

dunno who that is

[bright elm]

the first person to get celestial since benchmark reset

[solar gyro]

it is basically guranteed indeed

[bright elm]

the idea of dumping 5k hours into a game just to have good aim isn't what i consider ideal

which is why aim trainers exist

to reduce the amount of time needed to have good aim in a specific game

[solar gyro]

being good at X doesnt automatically mean being bad at Y, weird assumption probably made up by jealous ppl or w/e

[little verge]

I can't even imagine dumping 5k hours into most shooters these days because they are outright terrible

[bright elm]

overwatch was good

for a while

until brigitte

[solar gyro]

one of the best aimers prob

[loud heart]

@alpine trail you 1v1ing with igissigl?

[bright elm]

vt cartoonz @solar gyro

[solar gyro]

[alpine trail]

yeah palty

wanna join

[loud heart]

ye

not for long tho

[alpine trail]

hate having really good games in frag east ruined by console gamers

[solar gyro]

best fps game rn

is css dm

change my mind

[bright elm]

bad business roblox

[alpine trail]

What are some good mobile games

I don’t want to get out of bed

good mobile games?

genshin kappa

[bright elm]

epic seven

[solar gyro]

le dm aimbot

[bright elm]

@alpine trail

[solar gyro]

guys how to not get banned from css dm server so i can have fun again

[alpine trail]

Ok I’ll download it

Thanks

[bright elm]

clash royale

[alpine trail]

this looks like genshin….but on a budget

[alpine trail]

ye let me quickly spend 10k€ to play at higher arenas

[bright elm]

because it is

[alpine trail]

not possible

brainlet admins on those servers dont know anything

Oh lol

[bright elm]

epic seven is like genshin, but more nsfw

[autumn harness]

@elfin thistle

[alpine trail]

Pog

[autumn harness]

is mc server up

[solar gyro]

i get insta kicked / banned on every alive css server

when i start aiming seriously

im not even good

[alpine trail]

why

[autumn harness]

I'm bouta head to the home location

[bright elm]

tf

[fair trellis]

bf2042

[alpine trail]

thats disgusting

where

[bright elm]

just play arsenal roblox

[autumn harness]

are servers fixed for apex btw

[bright elm]

mobile

i got banned from arsenal

[alpine trail]

Do they think you’re hacking?

[solar gyro]

ye

24/7

[alpine trail]

[static rose]

just sandbag and use diff arm

[solar gyro]

im legitimately not even good

[little verge]

The game where you can move your fat body freely

[autumn harness]

best fps is bad business

[static rose]

all good fps are dead rn

RIP

[autumn harness]

no bad business isn't dead

[bright elm]

who tryna play left 4 dead 2

[solar gyro]

this was like a 20 streak and i basically got insta kicked after this

[alpine trail]

I don’t have it

[alpine trail]

Damn you are shitting on them

[burnt stone]

just let me have it

[solar gyro]

i dont even have good aim at moments like these, i just

and they ban me

[graceful swallow]

gweria playing actual games?

whose man is this

[solar gyro]

css dm is super fun

where i can aimbot ppl

but i get kicked/banned too much

[fair trellis]

how many novas are there?

[solar gyro]

s-rolecount nova

[frozen narwhal]

Nova currently has 19 members and Nova II currently has 2 members and Nova Complete currently has 5 members

[graceful swallow]

if you have shit computer why not play valorant

[solar gyro]

too many

[graceful swallow]

[solar gyro]

i dont like valorant

[fair trellis]

sheesh thats almost the elite club

gz

[solar gyro]

i need to get astra

but le hard

[fair trellis]

nova complete is insaneee in my eyes

[autumn harness]

s-rolecount blitz

[frozen narwhal]

Blitz currently has 81 members

[autumn harness]

s-rolecount pro

[frozen narwhal]

Pro currently has 4 members and Prospects currently has 13 members

[alpine trail]

Is there an iron or bronze role?

Me want iron

[static rose]

how many astra are there?

flavo and r3oq?

or are they not

[autumn harness]

s-rolecount platinum

[frozen narwhal]

Platinum currently has 94 members and Platinum II currently has 17 members and Platinum Complete currently has 97 members

[solar gyro]

s-rolecount astra

[frozen narwhal]

Astra currently has 2 members and Astra II currently has 0 members and Astra Complete currently has 0 members

[solar gyro]

only yamz and ben

there could be like

20 astra's

but they dont submit / grind rn

[alpine trail]

Are you grinding for astra?

[solar gyro]

kinda

[slender sierra]

S-rolecount diamond complete

[frozen narwhal]

Diamond currently has 90 members and Diamond II currently has 3 members and Diamond Complete currently has 111 members

[alpine trail]

how close are you

[autumn harness]

so many dia complete

[solar gyro]

not close at all

[autumn harness]

s-rolecount community

[frozen narwhal]

Community Figure currently has 24 members

[solar gyro]

i will get astra by the end of 2021

[slender sierra]

S-rolecount master

[fair trellis]

screenshotting this to you end of 2021

[frozen narwhal]

Master currently has 55 members and Master II currently has 7 members and Master Complete currently has 30 members

[solar gyro]

[fair trellis]

you better be ready

[solar gyro]

maybe earlier

not sure

but by the end of 2021 for sure

[autumn harness]

s-rolecount platinum complete

[alpine trail]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-do-it-hello-kitty-cheering-cheer-up-fist-pump-gif-17146616

[frozen narwhal]

Platinum currently has 94 members and Platinum II currently has 17 members and Platinum Complete currently has 97 members

[turbid ruin]

https://twitter.com/toku__u/status/1440386992433369094?s=20

✮ toku ✮ (@toku__u)

slime 🤢🦠 https://t.co/rStVSN2q0n

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[hoary hamlet]

too boring

[twilit flicker]

true

even when u top frag it just doesnt feel good 😕

[hoary hamlet]

aiming in it is static which i liked

but i dont like the play style of the game...

[twilit flicker]

it feels to slow and repetitive for me

[hoary hamlet]

^

a single match took like 40 mins

[hallow viper]

yeah a val match must feel like an eternity when you’re so used to getting to the lobby right after drop every game

[alpine trail]

thats how it be

i hated that at first

grew to like it

[hoary hamlet]

yea i tried it out more but no

its too slow...

[alpine trail]

thats what i thought

now i love the game

anyone here play naraka bladepoint?

is it any good

[burnt stone]

^^

i've seen it

looks okay

[alpine trail]

havent watched any gameplay of it

[burnt stone]

i hear like close range fighting is a lot of mind games

[alpine trail]

just been hearing a lot about it

[burnt stone]

dunno if i like it or will get it

[alpine trail]

yeah if its mind games idk

[bright elm]

valorant is fun

[alpine trail]

ill look up some vids on it then

[bright elm]

u guys just have adhd since u dont like slow

(joke)

[alpine trail]

(joke)

[bright elm]

[joke]

[alpine trail]

{joke}

[bright elm]

yo today, my teacher told my class that the other class did the test before us and the class average was 52%

[alpine trail]

...

[bright elm]

i started laughing and now im scared that ill somehow get a 50 as well

[alpine trail]

hahahahahaha

[bright elm]

like now im stressrd

because now i cant get that low

[alpine trail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-im-rooting-for-you-cheer-cheering-gif-5104276

[bright elm]

or else he'll laugh at me too

[burnt stone]

kekw

[bright elm]

@autumn harness did u see new val changes to some of the boxes

[alpine trail]

i did

[bright elm]

the icebox one is such a blessing

[alpine trail]

B site on icebox you cant shoot through anymore

[alpine trail]

no its not

:c

it was so easy to stop a plant

[autumn harness]

why nerf jett

[bright elm]

after they implemented where you're able to shoot perfectly through that box

[autumn harness]

seoldam out of a job now

[alpine trail]

HUH?

[bright elm]

b site was almost impossilbe

they should've nerfed jett's dash

[alpine trail]

What was nerfed

[bright elm]

two smokes instead of 3

[autumn harness]

right click doesnt recharge knives

on kill

[bright elm]

and ye ^^

[alpine trail]

what

the

apex chat btw

fuck

so dumb

[autumn harness]

ur mad @alpine trail

[bright elm]

how lol

[autumn harness]

love u tho

[alpine trail]

deal with it

kiss me tho

[bright elm]

right click is retarded

same with left click

actually her knives in general are retarded

[alpine trail]

so knives dont replenish?

[autumn harness]

on right click

[bright elm]

if u right click yes

[alpine trail]

Oh alright

i never right click anyways

i always whiff

[twilit flicker]

any tips how could i play this better

[bright elm]

bro my sister talks so much

idk how she comes up with shit to talk about

[autumn harness]

first get semen aim out of your name

[bright elm]

she annoying tf out of me ngl

[twilit flicker]

ik my aim is trash

[bright elm]

sA best aim group

semen aim

[twilit flicker]

its for Slovenia aim

[bright elm]

o

[autumn harness]

nA

[twilit flicker]

group with friends

[bright elm]

noob aimer

[burnt stone]

don't stand still while shooting and strafe more

[autumn harness]

aka shoot more

[bright elm]

no just move more

[burnt stone]

don't forget to hit them too

[bright elm]

waiting for respawn to implement bullet magnetism for mnk players

[autumn harness]

bro you strafe like a ground plaza sparky first bot @twilit flicker

[twilit flicker]

HAHA

should i hip fire when i got close?

[autumn harness]

i think either is fine at that range but that is just me a noob aimer

@bright elm

rip

[static rose]

that's hard asf wtfffff

is that for val?

[bright elm]

butterfly knife v2

[burnt stone]

bro i swear i'm never going to get diamond fuglaa fuck this scenario

[slender sierra]

I thought the same bro playing with 70 time scale helped me

Right after playing it once my score jumped a 1000

[pearl ridge]

Yes I have been this way for eons

[little verge]

That means you're gonna be purple then, right? RIGHT?

[burnt stone]

how do you time scale

[alpine trail]

ADSing too much

make use of movement

esp when you saw the guy popping bat

they were playing cover to heal i would've tried to push or get closer angle a lot faster than just holding ADS to strafe/peek them

basically, due to not moving as fast as you could've to push or peek, you let them heal when they were in a big disadvantageous situation

devo with turbo is so fucking broken

did that shit get buffed?

idts

probably just havent seen it in a while with LSTAR meta

[alpine trail]

only works in free play not challenge

why

good healing after fights

randoms in general are dogshit

lifeline is definitely better than bangalore

oh shit bloodhound ult sound better smoke my teammates

[bright elm]

i force my friend to play lifeline

you can put in no effort and still have impact

because of her drone and passive res

[alpine trail]

better to have him run bloodhound then

[bright elm]

i play bloodhound

[alpine trail]

bruh

[bright elm]

in ranked

i want his heirloom

shits so cool

true

i forgot how shit my old mousepad was

im using it again since im waiting for my hien to dry

[alpine trail]

just play roller while mousepad dries

https://lowkey.gg/v/3afc615b-9562-49a4-b813-f8e91dae65c7

that targetswitch tho

xd

[slender sierra]

On the right side there's a option where you can change timescale when you click on the scenario, change it to .7 and do free play

Did that for like 2 of 3 minutes then went from 13617 to 14530

[static rose]

hipfire super good on devo

[alpine trail]

i was surprised how good it was

[bright elm]

jesus im not in the mood to play

i play one game and im already getting annoyed

[small folio]

How the fuck do you miss so much ON A ROLLER

[bright elm]

that video is probably satire

[crude sundial]

probably?

[bright elm]

there's people who unironically play like that

[crude sundial]

glad ive never played with them then

how does one whiff that hard

[little verge]

Called my teammates in pubs

[alpine trail]

ig all that hard work pays off look at this loba BEAM

[alpine trail]

[alpine trail]

tap strafing lacks readability

But yOU CN USE yur WHOle arM

true

[alpine trail]

🙏

[little verge]

"Let's see if anything is better after these last few days" and first match I queue no fill duos, get into trios with no one. Nice.

[bright elm]

uh oh, another retard

[alpine trail]

oh no kristian

i found another

[bright elm]

ok tak

[alpine trail]

❤️

Gottem

you know i love you kristiannboy

[alpine trail]

Me a year and a half ago

God tier grapples

[little verge]

Holy shit, I ran around a corner and a half a second later went into my phase and I still got smoked for 4 havoc shots for free.

[cedar bluff]

i cant play wraith. i get shafted when i try to q out

[little verge]

Either they ramped up AA like crazy, everyone is smurfing, or people are definitely getting free reign to just abuse whatever cheating they want because every level 9 player in this game is a fucking god.

I don't even bother sending reports to hideouts anymore at this rate lol.

[cedar bluff]

ive seen a level 30 with like 500 kills. that shit was insane

i tried smurfing myself and ended up getting like 100 kills by level 10 i think

[static rose]

Those sub level 10 lobbies go crazy

[cedar bluff]

oh yea that shits fun tbh. me and my friend made new accs because our friend just literally started playing apex and hasnt played a pc game in like 2 years so we didnt wanna watch him get shit on every game and get upset about it

ima be honest though. half the time i legit felt bad getting some of those kills tho. you feel like a monster beating children

[alpine trail]

bloodlust

[autumn harness]

stfu

oops

wrong bind

[cedar bluff]

when i did it i remembered the days when i wasnt as good and i would get pushed by masters or some shit and id try to run and they were always just there and you couldnt get away and heal no matter what

[bright elm]

you have that binded?

wtf

[autumn harness]

bitch

oops

wrong bind

@elfin thistle when we mc'ing 😦

[cedar bluff]

well. being in this chat. i can see it. after playing enough apex id bind a lot of things

[autumn harness]

is apex fixed

?!?!?

apex gamers

[alpine trail]

idk

[cedar bluff]

servers are way better compared to last week

yesterday i didnt dc any games and it wasnt really too laggy at the start of the game either

[violet sphinx]

ima try and stop drinking alot of sparkling water

and just drink only water

[autumn harness]

sparkling water sucks anyways

you arent missing out

[violet sphinx]

except for maybe 1 can of lacroix

[violet sphinx]

i like it

[cedar bluff]

ew

[autumn harness]

like

pure sparkling water

[bright elm]

sparkling water is good

wat

[autumn harness]

no flavor

[cedar bluff]

i dont like sparkling water

[violet sphinx]

what brand did u try

[autumn harness]

i dont keep track

[cedar bluff]

uhhhh i think it was lacroix

[bright elm]

perrier

[violet sphinx]

get flavored

[cedar bluff]

i just drink diet green tea

[autumn harness]

yeah flavored is goated

plain water

[violet sphinx]

pure is shit

[autumn harness]

EH

that's what i had i think

tasted SHITE

[violet sphinx]

i only drink flavored

[violet sphinx]

only flavored is good

[bright elm]

i like plain

[violet sphinx]

regular is decent

[bright elm]

zz

[violet sphinx]

but i would put lime in it

[autumn harness]

@bright elm you literally got ratioed

[violet sphinx]

to make it have some taste

[bright elm]

?

wym ratioed

[cedar bluff]

this is literally all i drink

[autumn harness]

exactly what i mean

[bright elm]

on twitter?

[autumn harness]

no

[autumn harness]

this is goated

[violet sphinx]

all i drink is sparkling water and water

[cedar bluff]

hell yea homie

[violet sphinx]

tryna drink more water

and less sparkling water

[bright elm]

uh ojk

[cedar bluff]

all of us agreed plain sparkling water is dookie

[bright elm]

no

[autumn harness]

@alpine trail

thoughts on sparkling water

[bright elm]

ig i don't count as a person

[autumn harness]

plain

[cedar bluff]

everyone but you then

[bright elm]

[violet sphinx]

ratio

make him get ratioed rn

[cedar bluff]

if you like sparkling water you arent human. youre a monster

[violet sphinx]

if u like plain

flavored lacroix/topo chico is great

[bright elm]

ogey

[violet sphinx]

idk why topo chico tastes good

prob placebo from the bottle

[alpine trail]

never cared to have it

[violet sphinx]

try it

its good

and 0 cal

[ember wagon]

idk what to do bro

[autumn harness]

drink water

idk?

[ember wagon]

my sounds sound like a tatoo machine

[autumn harness]

hydrate?

[violet sphinx]

put a baby in an over

[ember wagon]

on kovaaks

[violet sphinx]

oven

and cook it

[autumn harness]

voltaic moment

[ember wagon]

huh

[violet sphinx]

anywayss

my point

when im home

[ember wagon]

diet sprite solos btw

[violet sphinx]

im gonna mainly drink water

[bright elm]

@ember wagon

[violet sphinx]

sparkling solos

[cedar bluff]

sprite is pretty good

[violet sphinx]

sprite is good

[bright elm]

diet sprite

🤢

[violet sphinx]

if ur going for being healthy

[bright elm]

diet anything

[violet sphinx]

get sparkling

[autumn harness]

diet anything tastes bad

[ember wagon]

diet sprite is the only diet drink that doesn't have a shitty aftertaste

[violet sphinx]

coke zero isnt bad

[ember wagon]

LMAO

[violet sphinx]

maybe its cause its all my parents get

[ember wagon]

yes it sucks

[bright elm]

who drinks soda trying to be healthy

tf

[autumn harness]

also diet things arent any better health wise

[cedar bluff]

if yorue going for healthy diet green tea with ginseng

[ember wagon]

yeah just drink water

[autumn harness]

diet coke is still toxic

[violet sphinx]

sparkling water

very good

[ember wagon]

no its not

[violet sphinx]

if u want fizzy

[cedar bluff]

pop rocks if you want fizzy

[ember wagon]

it has to be sweet fizzy or it tastes bitter

[violet sphinx]

make sure u try flavored'

[autumn harness]

pop rocks goated

[violet sphinx]

for lacroix

pamplemouse is good

so is tangerine

[cedar bluff]

how many people here has snorted pop rocks

[violet sphinx]

i like limoncello too

[autumn harness]

ok im not that down bad

[cedar bluff]

we all play apex here im sure at least 4 people has

[violet sphinx]

i need to try that

only fundip so far

[ember wagon]

crushed up smarties

[cedar bluff]

ima be real i think people have died from snorting pop rocks lmao

[autumn harness]

people have died from doing anything

[ember wagon]

i needa buy some pop rocks no cap

[static rose]

gateway drug

[cedar bluff]

crushed smarties was the shit everyone inhaled when i was in elementary school

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

[bright elm]

no

[ember wagon]

with that profile picture you're still in elementary

[bright elm]

i witnessed one of my friends do it

and he was in pain

so i didn't do it

lol

[violet sphinx]

i did fundip

not all tho

just a bit

it hurt but wasnt bad lol

[cedar bluff]

i was held back 15 years in elementary school

[bright elm]

yeah people died from fucking too many times

[violet sphinx]

tbh

getting a taki thrown at my eye hurt worse

[ember wagon]

#fuckdeath

[violet sphinx]

cause the taki dust went into my eye

[ember wagon]

my uncle got death :(

[cedar bluff]

i bet someone tried to fuck a toaster before and died

[ember wagon]

that will be me

thanks for the bucket list idea

[autumn harness]

respect the grind

[bright elm]

people had heart attacks while having sex

[cedar bluff]

whenever i finish all the manga on my list ima fuck a toaster

imagine having a heart attack while taking a shit

[bright elm]

unfortunate

[cedar bluff]

id rather die having sex (wont happen btw)

[ember wagon]

dude my worsty fear is beating and then you have like an attack or something

[violet sphinx]

my friend said one of his family members had an aneurism on the toilet

[bright elm]

not happening if you chat in apex regularly

[ember wagon]

you read manga so your right

[violet sphinx]

and died

i think

[cedar bluff]

ill be here all day

[bright elm]

that's unfortunate

apex (degenerate chat)

[cedar bluff]

ill have superpowers in 7 years bro i dont mind

[autumn harness]

rsi is not a superpower

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-wayment-holup-hold-up-wait-a-minute-gif-15124840

[alpine trail]

nah

im good

im fine with water

[violet sphinx]

currently trying to go to mainly water

and 1 can of sparkling a day

[alpine trail]

do it

[violet sphinx]

cause i feel like being healthy

[alpine trail]

ive only drank water for like 2 years

[slender sierra]

Idk how yall drink sparkling water

[alpine trail]

and occasionally a soda

[slender sierra]

Just do normal water and call it day

[violet sphinx]

i like it

gives me feeling of soda

but without calories

[alpine trail]

yeah that shit comes out of my fridge can sparkling water come out of my fridge? I dont think so :D

[cedar bluff]

you could get one of those things to make sparkling water

and not use it for water and use it for stupid shit

[alpine trail]

what even is sparkling water?

Its just carbonated right

[iron fossil]

anyone wanna 1v1 in the firing range a little bit?

[autumn harness]

yep just carbonated water

tastes bitter af if theres no flavor

[alpine trail]

dang

do you drink sparkling water yu

[autumn harness]

nope

just water

[alpine trail]

ok good

you're not weird

https://tenor.com/view/the-waterboy-adam-sandler-robert-boucher-jr-high-quality-h2o-water-gif-4721433

[slender sierra]

@iron fossil I'll 1v1 you once I get master complete

Water gang 4 L

[crude sundial]

im down

[surreal linden]

i dont

🙏

[alpine trail]

i dont think most people do

[surreal linden]

target demographic of sparkling water is white vsco girls

[alpine trail]

idk what vsco is lol

[surreal linden]

they probably put hrt in sparkling water just because they know the kind of guys that drink it

[violet sphinx]

i just realized that im supposed to dring a gallon of sparkling water

and im nowhere near that

[violet sphinx]

ig im a white vsco girl now lol

[iron fossil]

ill hit you up once im done with this arena

[split perch]

Me dropping every time on hot spots and loot being taken first by enemies / ganged up and beaten to death by an entire squad

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-of-joy-tears-happiness-kevin-hart-crying-gif-4898801

[ruby radish]

also your teammates landing several meters away from you but then when you look back he's somehow all the way at narnia

[iron fossil]

@crude sundial you still down for firing range ?

[bright elm]

vsco is a photo editing app

that also acts as a place where you can post pictures

[crude sundial]

sure

[bright elm]

which is why some girls have a vsco link in their bio

idk who does anymore

[ruby radish]

joe mama

lmao gotem

ill see myself out

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-huh-what-confused-unsure-gif-4751998

[ruby radish]

in other news

servers have been decent

so my team has just been grinding rank

[cedar bluff]

i retired from ranked this season which is the first season ive played ranked all becasue me and my friend had a random rev on our team that ruined a game for us because he had negative braincells

[alpine trail]

oh

[bright elm]

i use vsco sometimes

sometimes the colours of my photos don't look good

or they're too washes

washed*

so i use it

[elfin thistle]

Bruh you msged me at 6am

[alpine trail]

ah

[bright elm]

bro you're not playing minecraft at 6 am?!?!?!

[ruby radish]

YOU DON'T? @elfin thistle

WHAT

HERESY

BAN THIS MAN

[elfin thistle]

[cedar bluff]

who sleeps when minecraft needs playing

[astral pebble]

is the new apex patch dropped yet

[cedar bluff]

the servers are better if thats what youre asking

[alpine trail]

only feedback i have for this clip, is the guy running wasn't a threat so i'd try to focus the one on the crate first

[bright elm]

probably didn't see the guy at the crate

but who knows

[alpine trail]

:D

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-throw-angry-smash-gif-15838617

[alpine trail]

oh yeah its tuesday steam maintenance

im dumb

[alpine trail]

ye

[cedar bluff]

ima be real

didnt know that was a thing

[alpine trail]

yup

for a while now

[cedar bluff]

btw are there any good positioning guides? i suck pretty bad at positioning

[alpine trail]

rickroll.mp4

jokes on you im already listening to that song

aint getting me

[bright elm]

just watch it

[alpine trail]

nope

aint getting me lol

[bright elm]

no just watch it pls

[alpine trail]

okay

ONLY BCUZ YOU ASKED NICELY

[cedar bluff]

he didnt ask nicely tho

[alpine trail]

wait how is this 33mb and 10 minutes long

[cedar bluff]

its literally just the first part of the song

[alpine trail]

yes

looped

10 minutes long

[bright elm]

i did

you're just blind

[cedar bluff]

i seen that edi

t

[bright elm]

?

idk wym

[alpine trail]

he literally said please

so of course i watched it

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/drew-scanlon-white-guy-blinking-sunglasses-yeahhh-excuse-me-gif-12929296

[cedar bluff]

2 on 1 is a threesome and im down with group sword fighting

[bright elm]

bro wtf

how he do that for so long

[cedar bluff]

ive had this on my pc for too long

[alpine trail]

ok people im going to go play zombies goodbye

[cedar bluff]

compressed air in the ass

idk if thats a thing but i guarantee someones done it

[alpine trail]

@bright elm am i a valorant god now

what map should i play

[ember wagon]

kino der toten

[cedar bluff]

ascnesion

[alpine trail]

SHEEEEEEESH

[elfin thistle]

Mans got a whole ass racetrack in his ass

[alpine trail]

how do i defuse

[bright elm]

Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.

[alpine trail]

4

hold 4

[autumn harness]

shangchi

[alpine trail]

ok

damn i got a real vod review

[cedar bluff]

shangri la

lmao

[bright elm]

if those last two shots were one taps too

[proven pulsar]

first 10 pull

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[alpine trail]

ascension or shangrila

[autumn harness]

railgun

why

[bright elm]

i would give you a gold star

[ember wagon]

why did kovaaks freeze on a scenario with no bots

[alpine trail]

grats railgun!

[cedar bluff]

shangri la was the shit back in the day. ascension is good

[autumn harness]

just why did you pull for this character

[bright elm]

kokomi

[autumn harness]

i just feel sad for you

[alpine trail]

ok

who cares why he got em

[cedar bluff]

shangri la is the one that makes you wanna die lmao

[bright elm]

it's kokomi

[proven pulsar]

Bro I only planned to do 20 pulls because i aint rolling for anything in some months after this

[bright elm]

a character who had

[proven pulsar]

literally got this in my first 10 pull

[alpine trail]

big ups railgun, grats

[bright elm]

2 minutes of screen time

[elfin thistle]

Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.

[autumn harness]

hope you can find enjoyment in kokomi...

[little verge]

10 pulls of your pp more like it

[autumn harness]

🙏

[elfin thistle]

Why play kokomi when you can play qiqi

[proven pulsar]

I wont even build her bro

[elfin thistle]

[proven pulsar]

but damn

big luck today

[proven pulsar]

[alpine trail]

yeah I played it last when zombie chronicles came out for BO3 and didnt like it

[cedar bluff]

shangri la is fun with friends tho. i remember doing the easter egg back in the day when the map first came out

[alpine trail]

da boi

[bright elm]

dead ops arcade

[alpine trail]

hated that map lol

[cedar bluff]

now that i say that i also remember having to do it for like a fucking week becauase people kept crashing

[bright elm]

poop

[alpine trail]

BO1 FOV Feels so weird

[autumn harness]

how long can your poop get

theoretically

[alpine trail]

how does world at war have a FOV Slider and not BO1

[bright elm]

26 feet long

[autumn harness]

wait

if you poop

but it doesnt come out

and wait until next poop

does it get longer

[cedar bluff]

yes. i do it all the time

ever flush the toilet and your house shakes

[bright elm]

bro what

[autumn harness]

bro i dont poop out logs

[ember wagon]

my kovaaks broke bruh

[bright elm]

if you ain't pooping out tsar bomba's

you ain't pooping

fr

[autumn harness]

good

[little verge]

I don't know, how tall is Daniel Z Klein?

[ember wagon]

when you try to be funny

[cedar bluff]

6 foot 4

[alpine trail]

not tall enough according to his wife

[bright elm]

dzk radiates 4'2" energy

[alpine trail]

I opened the box twice and got pistols BOTH TIMES

this map sucks

rip

i always have bad luck on zombies boxes

same

[bright elm]

imagine not getting the ray gun first try

or a wonder weapon

[cedar bluff]

ascension easter egg song is a banger tho

all zombies maps easter eggs are lit actually

[ember wagon]

why is aimlabs so easy

[alpine trail]

wym

[ember wagon]

like the default tracks

[static rose]

default scenarios aren't too great

[violet sphinx]

are servers working for yall

[alpine trail]

they were down briefly for steam maintenance

have not tested pubs

[violet sphinx]

k

[slender sierra]

is kovaaks working for yall?

[static rose]

no

broken rn'

[alpine trail]

vaaks actually broken rn?

lmao

[ember wagon]

yes

its broken

[static rose]

yeah tried making the playlist and the scens didn't load and neither did leaderboards

[split perch]

But he was about to punch me

[slender sierra]

yea was gonna grind nothing works unless i download it already

[split perch]

If he closes up on me and start punching me it's checkmate

[alpine trail]

was checkmate regardless in that spot

[split perch]

I should've grappled right away I gained distance/cracked him somethin

[alpine trail]

why did they ever change it to all ammo types slow this is dumb

[split perch]

Yeah 1 whole squad surrounding me f

[violet sphinx]

they should make firing range have infinite ammo option

would be cool

and let u join while other people are in firing range in ur lobby

[slender sierra]

or you can do firing range while waiting for your lobby

[alpine trail]

apex servers > kovaak servers 😤😤😤😤

[slender sierra]

as of rn

[static rose]

my steam friends list isn't working so ig it messed up kovaaks

[ember wagon]

boy ain no way boy

apex servers dont work now

[alpine trail]

anyone down to run some games in a bit

[elfin thistle]

Man I really wish my office mate didn't come back

His presence immediately annoys me

Is a bit 12h

[ember wagon]

is steam down for anyone else

[elfin thistle]

[alpine trail]

yeah

[slender sierra]

time for osu since steam sucks rn

[violet sphinx]

its fine for me

[alpine trail]

still offline

:D

fuck

[gleaming plover]

hey guys im new to apex

how do i make my ads sens the same for the hipfire

[cedar bluff]

turn back and dont look back

[gleaming plover]

because it feels really slow

[cedar bluff]

1.2-1.3 ads sens multiplier

[gleaming plover]

yeah thats what i found works for the 1x/ iron sights ads

[alpine trail]

i just keep mine at 1.0

[gleaming plover]

but for 2x and 3x that doesnt apply

[cedar bluff]

i wouldnt want it to change for 2 and 3x that much

i just use 1 right now as well. i used to do 1.2

[gleaming plover]

what fov do u play on

[alpine trail]

I use 106

[cedar bluff]

104

[gleaming plover]

110 here

[bright elm]

90

😀

[cedar bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-blink-wtf-shocked-surprised-unsure-gif-16667709

[bright elm]

jk 110

[autumn harness]

0

[cedar bluff]

better not be 90 not that theres really a prob with that

[gleaming plover]

because my aim from kovaaks only translates to my hipfire sens in apex as the ads sens is a lot slower

thats why i need to change it so it transfers over

[bright elm]

sounds like skill issue

[autumn harness]

bro no

[bright elm]

aim isnt connected to your sensitivity