apex

[autumn harness]

it better not affect my college apps

[bright elm]

if your boy is getting jumped

you wont help him

[bright elm]

bro how is a ratio gonna affect ur college apps

[plush burrow]

Is Bambi my boy

[bright elm]

LMAO

[mellow kestrel]

how long is BR gonna lag for

[bright elm]

im ur boy

[mellow kestrel]

jesus

[autumn harness]

idk man colleges will literally dig up anything

[plush burrow]

You didn't add me so no

[static rose]

just make sure ur identity isn't connected lmao

[autumn harness]

if the college boy is a controller player

im fucked

[bright elm]

bro a ratio isn't calling an lgbtq the f word

[autumn harness]

lemme post that

[bright elm]

😐

[loud heart]

if a college digs a little bit

I'm fucked

hard

[hoary hamlet]

anyone got a site where i could be on the lookout for a finalmouse for the future <.<

[bright elm]

im nkt

[loud heart]

I have the whole 9 yards

[autumn harness]

palty i thought you were like a 40 year old man

[bright elm]

i havent said anything thats degenerate

on twitter

[loud heart]

HAHAHA

[bright elm]

or any platform

surprisingly

[hoary hamlet]

he

is 20 something

[bright elm]

palty is 13

[hoary hamlet]

.....................

[loud heart]

no im 20 guys

[bright elm]

palty

ur 13

[autumn harness]

palty

ur 40

[hoary hamlet]

cord crashed ?

[loud heart]

noo I'm totally 47, married and with kids

[hoary hamlet]

well fuck

[autumn harness]

married?

[plush burrow]

Kids?

[autumn harness]

also my teacher asked what "sus" came from today

[bright elm]

a married man in the femboy aim group?

[autumn harness]

my world is going downwards

[bright elm]

ur teacher sus

[loud heart]

but no im baby none of you came close to my real age

[autumn harness]

he's the greatest teacher tho

goated

[plush burrow]

That's kinda how gravity is meant to work here

[bright elm]

u 2 months old?

[loud heart]

20 months

[autumn harness]

damn

[bright elm]

big boy

[magic juniper]

Are the servers still dog?

[bright elm]

probably

[loud heart]

stop doing that

[bright elm]

stop doing what

[plush burrow]

If I had 2 potatoes, I can get you better servers

[autumn harness]

being a weeb

[loud heart]

my old version of discord can't see it

[bright elm]

im not a ween

ween

weeb

fuck

[loud heart]

huawei phone

can't install new discord

[loud heart]

now i use acient discord

WHAT IS THAT

WHY IS IT JUST A BLANK MESSAGE

[loud heart]

_ _

[loud heart]

I'm not

[loud heart]

bro what do I do for 73 minutes

im so bored

[bright elm]

sleep

[autumn harness]

hard opinion

[loud heart]

false

[hallow blade]

palty can fit any balls in his mouth

[loud heart]

why does forsen stream so late

I just want my 3d shark anime girl

[autumn harness]

can colleges cancel you if you watch vtubers

[burnt stone]

Are you getting on today?heading back home now

[bright elm]

ye ill get oh

just dm me when u on

[static rose]

i hope so

[bright elm]

im in bed

[burnt stone]

Kk

[loud heart]

can i join

[autumn harness]

im sending in my friend

[burnt stone]

Take nap kristian

[autumn harness]

turning him in

[burnt stone]

It'll be awhile before I'm home you and kristian can play together for now

[loud heart]

I'm asking If I can join him in bed you buffoon

[plush burrow]

New lifeline trackers are mint

Been waiting since s5

[loud heart]

PHONE PLEASE

[autumn harness]

ur 40 yearw old

he's 17

[loud heart]

BEEF? BEF?

[burnt stone]

Tsundere palty i know you just wanted to hangout with me

It do be like that

[loud heart]

I hate you

[burnt stone]

I know the effect i have on people

[burnt stone]

<3

[alpine trail]

LFGGGG I WAS GOLD ON AIR AND NOW IM PLAT AND 5 OFF OF DIAMOND WTFFF

[plush burrow]

Why do so many people here dislike ottr

[alpine trail]

I don't mind the guy i respect his grind

[elfin thistle]

Ew air

Disgusting

[hallow blade]

hes kinda just annoying

[burnt stone]

^^

[plush burrow]

Yo tetch can you add me on steam instead?

[static rose]

ppl dislike how he farmed the yt algorithm i feel lol

[alpine trail]

Whats your steam thing

[burnt stone]

Ottr is almost the kind of guy who's just unlikable

[plush burrow]

395099552

[hallow blade]

fax

he just seems like a douche

[alpine trail]

ok let me figure out how to add

[burnt stone]

Like nothing wrong or bad with him i just don't like him

[plush burrow]

I don't think I watch enough

[alpine trail]

Added

[burnt stone]

J4zz when will you ever carry me on apex

[alpine trail]

Your name is ryan also

[hallow blade]

i am not good

[plush burrow]

Ye, short for my full name but that's what I go by

[burnt stone]

Better then me prob kekw

[plush burrow]

Here comes the part where someone boosts your ego

[alpine trail]

Sick

[burnt stone]

After you get used to apex again

[hallow blade]

kek

[plush burrow]

Here's the ego boost

[alpine trail]

you are the fucking best

[hallow blade]

im just a mechanics nut

[alpine trail]

you are so fucking good

[hallow blade]

im a brainlet

[alpine trail]

i fucking love you

i wish i was you

[autumn harness]

j4zz accept his love

fucker

[burnt stone]

Tetch knows

[alpine trail]

you are better than SimperialHal

[hallow blade]

im just roller demon

[alpine trail]

TSM j4zz when

[plush burrow]

Next we here how apex is trash and his life is better with out

[autumn harness]

FAV j4zz

[hallow blade]

yep kek

[autumn harness]

femboy aimer voltaic?

[plush burrow]

Then next we turn you into genshin gamers

Tell me I'm wrong

[hallow blade]

im coming for aimbot's spot and i dont even have the game installed

[alpine trail]

FAV_ CR_J4ZZ_LOG

[autumn harness]

_60hz

[burnt stone]

fAv_tsmftx_nrg_col_c9_log_cr j4zz

[alpine trail]

why do the CR Players have LOG at the end of their name

is it short for their sponser logitech?

[burnt stone]

Why is their team name crazy raccoons

[alpine trail]

LOL

[hallow blade]

cuz raccoons are cool

[alpine trail]

Amazing name

[plush burrow]

He's a guy who's decent at the game

Better than average

[burnt stone]

Raccoons dig through trash and shit

[hallow blade]

i want to reinstall apex

[autumn harness]

asian team names are always the goated ones

funplus phoenix

[plush burrow]

For one game*

[elfin thistle]

Raccoons are poggers

[hallow blade]

kek

[alpine trail]

ok 860 air time to get 865 and get my first diamond score hopefully

[plush burrow]

Don't forget the disclaimers

[burnt stone]

They're calling their team deranged trash pandas

[grizzled summit]

are you talking shit about raccoons

[elfin thistle]

Racoon hater

[burnt stone]

No

I'm calling their team name dumb lmao

[plush burrow]

That's what cr was? 😂

[burnt stone]

Oh shit pingu woke up the moment she sensed shit talking about raccoons

[elfin thistle]

U just don't like raccoons

[burnt stone]

Yes

Cr is crazy raccoons

[grizzled summit]

i never napped like i intended to

[plush burrow]

Nice name

[burnt stone]

Didn't get to sleep in her coffin

[elfin thistle]

She?

Grill?

G*ymer grill

[plush burrow]

Barbecue grill? What

[burnt stone]

Woman don't exist

[elfin thistle]

George foreman grill

[grizzled summit]

my friend bought a george foreman grill recently

funny

[plush burrow]

I use it to make my toast

[elfin thistle]

It was me

I was that friend

[grizzled summit]

w-we’re friends?

😳

[elfin thistle]

Nvm

[grizzled summit]

lmao

[elfin thistle]

👍

[burnt stone]

Pingu just said you think we're friends?

Kekw

[elfin thistle]

I see how it is

Wait a min

[burnt stone]

Lmfao

Ll0m0 am starting reactivity stuff now

Has it helped you in game?

[plush burrow]

Rip the wrists

[elfin thistle]

I see howu itsu desu

[plush burrow]

Reactivity is probably the best

[hallow blade]

pingu got denied by ll0m0

rip

[plush burrow]

Probably? No it is

[burnt stone]

Am smooth machine

[hallow blade]

welcome to the club

[grizzled summit]

another day of getting on my silly little aim trainer to get my silly little below-bronze scores

[elfin thistle]

Are there drinks

[burnt stone]

Cap

[grizzled summit]

you say cap as if you havent seen my scores

[elfin thistle]

Lmao smooth brain

[burnt stone]

I can't wait for you to finish up pasu and get silver in smoothbot

[grizzled summit]

funny stuff

[elfin thistle]

Point and laugh at smooth brain player

[hallow blade]

pingu is holding herself back to not embarrass us

[burnt stone]

Almost as smooth as kristian

[grizzled summit]

:(

[burnt stone]

We're both smooth one tricks

[plush burrow]

You guys are laughing now, but wait until roller kovaaks scenarios

[hallow blade]

i know some roller mfs who use kovaaks

[burnt stone]

There actually could be some

[plush burrow]

Dudes will be fucking

[plush burrow]

I do 😂

[hallow blade]

get me your roller routine

[plush burrow]

Well not like that

[hallow blade]

ill make a comeback

[burnt stone]

You running centering or pasu pingu?

[elfin thistle]

I have spent $20 on cabs in 2 days

Kms

[hallow blade]

centering 💤

[grizzled summit]

both i guess

[burnt stone]

J4zz gay

Confirmed

[elfin thistle]

Centering is just gp but thin

Change my mind

[plush burrow]

Just literally 10 mins total including tile frenzy, 1w6ts and something like thin gauntlet

[burnt stone]

Yis

Smoothness go brr

[hallow blade]

jtf goated for roller for sure

[elfin thistle]

Roller kovaaks tile frenzy poggers

[plush burrow]

Do it on linear aswell

[burnt stone]

I'll prob do vaaks too when i get home

[elfin thistle]

Roller flicks

[plush burrow]

I try train apex on linear, then play classic if I need to

Use DS4 windows to adjust it instead

[elfin thistle]

Uh oh

What's ds4

Dark souls 4

Nintendo DS 4

There's a guy called 800

[alpine trail]

no dualshock 4 dummy

[elfin thistle]

I play on 2x @elder carbon dpi

[alpine trail]

im jamming out

[hallow blade]

play without aim assist for a week

[elfin thistle]

Peanut butter?

[hallow blade]

come back as a demon

[hallow blade]

you still on the sticks limitz?

[elfin thistle]

Yes

He's on my sticks

[hallow blade]

sheeeeeesh

i might reinstall

[elfin thistle]

[hallow blade]

and only play on the sticks

[elfin thistle]

Dw I have 2 sticks

You can have the second one

[grizzled summit]

lets go tetch

play some nice songs for me

[hallow blade]

overclock my 360 controller

[elfin thistle]

Liquid nitrogen overclocking a controller?

[little verge]

All aim no brain sometimes works

[alpine trail]

lol very nice songs

[elfin thistle]

Nice cock

[static rose]

editing looks super nice

[elfin thistle]

I mean aim

[static rose]

last clip was satisfying asf

[hallow blade]

reinstalling apex again

[little verge]

Yeah, that R99 was fucking choice.

[hallow blade]

time to become roller demon

[elfin thistle]

I'm cumming after ur scores nerd

[static rose]

ayo chill

[grizzled summit]

roller

[static rose]

im tryna just get better at static 😦

[elfin thistle]

Static poggers

[hallow blade]

gotta work on that shakiness my boy

[elfin thistle]

My favourite aiming technique in apex

[hallow blade]

jkjk good aim

[elfin thistle]

No

Bad aim >:(

Ain assist on mnk, those roller players had to use movement and still didn't win >:(

[autumn harness]

20x aim better than me

[little verge]

Nah, I definitely do lol. It's the one thing I notice about fingertip grip is I still have to work on smoothness. I should probably do 27cm in Kovaaks.

[hallow blade]

21cm

[little verge]

Like that's 32cm so I'm definitely shaky.

[static rose]

6cm >>

[hallow blade]

21cm god sens for apex

[elfin thistle]

Does playing a higher sens than in game sens on kovaaks actually do anything

[hallow blade]

yes

[elfin thistle]

I play on 360cm god sens

[hallow blade]

in game feels slower

so youre usually smoother

[little verge]

Definitely, you really start to learn how to microcorrect and make minute adjustments.

[autumn harness]

imagine gyro aim for mouse

[little verge]

Just as using a super low sens forces you to learn how to be fast.

[autumn harness]

that's when we ascend

[elfin thistle]

Ok time to play 20cm on vaaks

[hallow blade]

really using the whole arm

[alpine trail]

what in the world is gyro aim

[autumn harness]

the thing for controllers

[static rose]

i did torje on like 10 cm and also a smoothness routine

[elfin thistle]

Gyro aim on my monitor

[autumn harness]

where you move the controller and it moves the crosshair

[elfin thistle]

Poggers

[alpine trail]

oh i only know of claw on controller

[autumn harness]

it's like a wii remote

for a controller

[elfin thistle]

What's 10cm in apex sens

Or rather what's 10cm in apex edpi

[alpine trail]

800dpi 5 sens

[elfin thistle]

Sheeesh

Maybe I've been playing vaaks wrong this whole time 😔 ✊

[plush burrow]

I wont but I do a decent amount of matches with it turned off

If I play

[alpine trail]

nah 1cm is the kovaaks meta

[static rose]

1mm >>>

[elfin thistle]

The real twitch aiming

[static rose]

nanocorrections

[elfin thistle]

I vibrate my mouse to aim

Why have microcorrections when you can have a micropenis lmao

Bruh

[little verge]

I'm going the reddit route. If your whole arm is good, then whole body is better. I mount the mouse to stay in place and free float the desk and mousepad underneath it and just push the desk around with my hands and feet. Full caveman style.

[elfin thistle]

Nice

[alpine trail]

@elfin thistle am i doing this right

[elfin thistle]

I just attach my brain stem directly to my computer

[little verge]

Damn, wish I could do that but it's empty up here.

[elfin thistle]

Smoothness god

Sheeesh

[static rose]

bruh turn off the lg thing

[alpine trail]

thank you thank you

[autumn harness]

please stop listening to donda

[static rose]

That's the best song on the album wym lol

[alpine trail]

only donda song in the playlist

[elfin thistle]

It's still donda

Smh

[autumn harness]

@alpine trail

lol

[alpine trail]

WHAT ARE YOU

AN IDIOT SANDWICH

[elfin thistle]

He did a bad language

Unlucky

[autumn harness]

what did he say

[elfin thistle]

I didn't see it

Ask him to send in the chat

[alpine trail]

How

i could never figure out how

i hate the white thing

[elfin thistle]

Ayo racism

[static rose]

try checking in visual settings

gimme a sec

[elfin thistle]

Poggers the vending machine has fanta grape today

I can try out grape flavoured diabetes today

[grizzled summit]

grape flavor?

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[elfin thistle]

Purple flavoured

The sexual tension

Man kept licking his lips and looking at his friend

But did he try it tho

[alpine trail]

amogus

[grizzled summit]

what the fuck lmao

[elfin thistle]

Lmao

Get cucked

Amogus

[hallow blade]

incoming regret

[elfin thistle]

Do it

You know you want to

[static rose]

@alpine trail its the second checkbox

[elfin thistle]

Hmm is that the goated crosshair

[static rose]

wait lmao is he muted too

[elfin thistle]

Tetch was claimed

Kekw

[solar granite]

: 😐

[elfin thistle]

Uh oh

Time to run

[solar granite]

any word you say that has a banned word in it will get you muted

hope that clears things up

[elfin thistle]

👍

I think it'll be pretty funny if the entire chat got muted

[solar granite]

[static rose]

certainly would be quite the spectacle

[little verge]

Alright, testing something

Nader for President

[elfin thistle]

Muted

Rn

[static rose]

Can they be unmuted @solar granite ?

[solar granite]

wtf is a sarkofagus

[elfin thistle]

Hold on

Not muted?

Smh

[solar granite]

duh

[elfin thistle]

Staff privilege smhing mh

[hallow blade]

think he was trying to say sarcophagus

[static rose]

i'm pretty sure thats what the bury ancient egypytians in

[hallow blade]

but had no clue how to spell it

[elfin thistle]

Sarcophagus

[hallow blade]

they still havent fixed this shit

[elfin thistle]

The best one is when I connect to one server first try

And when I try to reconnect to another server

I get this shit

[static rose]

code:cloud moment

[elfin thistle]

code: net leaf dam cloud wheel moment

Respawn has more error codes than major bug fixes since launch

[ember wagon]

i didn't know nades did damage

[elfin thistle]

Why is the fox still stubby

[ember wagon]

??

[elfin thistle]

Frag grenade stick moment

He's still muted

Kekw

H*****in

A little over a week to hein

I can't wait to get some placebo effect

[autumn harness]

why is that word banned

and why did u type it

[elfin thistle]

It has a bad word in it

Slang against gay people

[alpine trail]

thanks @solar granite

[autumn harness]

oh ic

[alpine trail]

yay

[little verge]

Honestly, it's an amazing mousepad. I fucking hated it over my AQ+ when I first got it, but after I stuck it through for a few weeks I instantly became hooked.

Yeah, AC+. Don't ask me why there's a Q there for Control.

I've got a slipped/fractured rib and no sleep lol.

[elfin thistle]

Did the mousepad cause the fractured rib

Ok so how much improvement am I expecting switching from a steelseries qck

[little verge]

Nah, doing a lot of lifting at work 3 weeks into relentless bronchitis induced coughing fits fucked my rib up. Plus being 34.

[elfin thistle]

B00mer

Getting old must suck

[little verge]

Lol, yeah it really does.

[elfin thistle]

Does getting old affect gayming

Aha but you see my knees are already fucked

The arthritis experience

[little verge]

Probably. My reactions aren't what they used to be, but I have no way of saying 100%

[elfin thistle]

Jk it's not arthritis

[elfin thistle]

What's ur reaction time

[static rose]

Probs like 120ms

[elfin thistle]

1ms

Got them wireless nerves

What's that skin

And can I have p2w flatline skin

The ironsights are so much better on p2w flatline

[burnt stone]

Ll0m0 wyd

[alpine trail]

ikr

[elfin thistle]

I'm in camp

About to go buy some food

[autumn harness]

get me some boba @elfin thistle

[elfin thistle]

No boba in camp

Unfortunately

All the tapioca balls have been used as ammo

[hallow blade]

im back boys

my aim doesnt feel weird

[alpine trail]

anyone want to run some games?

[hallow blade]

its time

apparently its back to +12s lmfao

in masters

[elfin thistle]

Nvm I'm not going to buy food

[hallow blade]

only +12s-20s

and -30s

[elfin thistle]

Ew

Arenas

Ew ew

[hallow blade]

win 3 and lose 1 and youre only up 6 LMFAO

[static rose]

no way its still not fixed

[elfin thistle]

Respawn moment

[alpine trail]

i wouldnt know what that is like

[hallow blade]

its intended

[alpine trail]

im silver

[elfin thistle]

Hi silver

[hallow blade]

they fixed the exploit

[elfin thistle]

I'm dad

Yeehaw

[hallow blade]

but didnt reset pred

[alpine trail]

Hi dad

hawyee

[static rose]

same

[hallow blade]

there is literally no way to catch up to pred now

[little verge]

I averaged 172 over a course of runs on the human bench test.

[hallow blade]

700 wins back to back to hit bottom pred now

[elfin thistle]

Ok boomer

Stop flexing

[static rose]

172 that's pretty good lol

[hallow blade]

thats really good

[alpine trail]

alright

[hallow blade]

avg human reaction time is like 220-250

[alpine trail]

i get like 240

[elfin thistle]

I remember my reaction time used to average 160ms

Then prolonged period of sleeping like 8h a week or less made it become 180ms average

I didn't sleep at night for two weeks

[static rose]

that's really bad

[elfin thistle]

Sleep deprivation is a bitch

[alpine trail]

first full run

i could probably get higher

[elfin thistle]

Still haven't recovered kekw

But I'm getting some occasional 160ms scores tho

[alpine trail]

173 this run

[elfin thistle]

Invite me uwu

Yes

I realise that maybe I should play more apex 1v1s for aim training

Than kovaaks

[static rose]

probs but play something other than ur flatty

[autumn harness]

^^^

[hallow blade]

^

[static rose]

its too cracked

[elfin thistle]

What

[violet sphinx]

smh i just ruined my kd

[elfin thistle]

But flatline is simply the best gun

[violet sphinx]

went from 13.5

to 9.5

on my new acc

[elfin thistle]

I'm in camp

[dreamy spade]

L-star would disagree

[violet sphinx]

but i got school tmrw

sadly

[static rose]

inv me @alpine trail

unless u got a third

Sigmeister31

[violet sphinx]

bruh i cant even get 4k on a smurf

is trios or duos better for 4k

cause im on a smurf

and want 4k

[autumn harness]

just get 4k

[elfin thistle]

4 kill badge

[violet sphinx]

answer my question

duos or trios

[static rose]

is ur lobby closed or smth

can't join it

[hallow blade]

trios

more players to farm

well more per fight

[violet sphinx]

r3 is the best gun to farm right

[dreamy spade]

charge rifle is

pokey poke

or longbow if u can aim

[hallow blade]

bro theres no way people are unironically running lstars in masters ranked arenas

do they not know they cant reach pred anymore

i just dont understand it

its such a boring fucking gun

oh man

LMFAO

they really fixed it

ggs

there really is no chance of catching up to pred

its like

500-700 wins back to back to reach bottom pred now

[graceful swallow]

@grizzled summit post your kovaaks scores

kinda pisslow only reason it's that high is cause timmy imo

threshold popped off after he did his challenege

past seasons it's been pisslow

[grizzled summit]

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

[graceful swallow]

pingu

wdym

i have bad scores

[hallow blade]

its true

[grizzled summit]

:(

[hallow blade]

jang is god awful

kapp

[graceful swallow]

no

[autumn harness]

what if you think about rr as economy

[graceful swallow]

i actually have bad kovaaks scores

[autumn harness]

new players=more currency being added

[hallow blade]

jang is bad kovaaks aimer just apex demon

[grizzled summit]

@graceful swallow

[graceful swallow]

oh

holyshit

[grizzled summit]

dont laugh :(

[hallow blade]

LMFAO

[graceful swallow]

not even bronze

LMFAO

[grizzled summit]

im gonna cry

@burnt stone IM BEING BULLIED

[graceful swallow]

i was trying to boost you with my first attempt scores

guess not

[grizzled summit]

i told you they were bad

[hallow blade]

jang lost

gg

[deep linden]

play aim lab benches kekw

[little verge]

Don't sweat it, everyone starts somewhere. When I first came to Voltaic I thought I was hot shit after 50 hours of Kovaaks and I was silver/gold.

[graceful swallow]

yea dw pingu'

[grizzled summit]

i am shaking and crying

[graceful swallow]

there's grindersky who is good at kovaaks

but dogshit at apex

[deep linden]

yep

[hallow blade]

KEK

[graceful swallow]

[hallow blade]

yep

[grizzled summit]

thats just cause grinder's mental is poopoo

[static rose]

Kovaaks scores don't mean much lol

[hallow blade]

not even mental

[little verge]

Yeah, I'm all aim no brain so I suck at Apex.

[burnt stone]

lmfao

[graceful swallow]

yea but pingu think about it

[hallow blade]

its just genes bro

[graceful swallow]

why is grinder's mental bad?

[deep linden]

kovaak don't mean much when you ain't got the braincells

[graceful swallow]

it's cause he's bad at apex

[grizzled summit]

good q jang

oh

pat

help

theres mean people

[graceful swallow]

bro wdym

i thought she had like

silver scores

i was gonna be like

[burnt stone]

no

[graceful swallow]

im the bronze score homie

[grizzled summit]

who do you think i am

[graceful swallow]

[static rose]

probs just need to play more kovaaks and theyll go up quick

[burnt stone]

she's gonna get bronze soon tho

[burnt stone]

she hasn't done them in awhile

[grizzled summit]

hang on

let me check

[hallow blade]

you dont need good scores to be good at apex

hollow and hundredz are both plat vt

kek

[graceful swallow]

yea these benches are wayy harder than they used to be

💦

but tbf i dont even play kovaaks anymore

[little verge]

Yeah, that's especially true. I was silver/gold on the old benches.

[ember wagon]

is there a maximum your pubs will go to

like skill based matchmaking wise

[hallow blade]

its not sbmm

its eomm

[little verge]

The old B180 was so much easier because they all bounced the same peak height and you could farm them as they spawned.

[burnt stone]

oh yeah j4zz did you wanna play arenas some time?

[hallow blade]

no

arenas is dog

[hallow blade]

if people are still running lstar even in masters now i have no hope

[burnt stone]

oh yeah i forgor i'm not even a high enough rank lol

[ember wagon]

l star was nerfed

[hallow blade]

its still stupid

still dont have to reload

[elfin thistle]

^

[ember wagon]

yes

i used it and feel a big difference

[little verge]

But yeah, any real practice for any skill just comes down to putting in the time and ensuring you're spending your time as productively as possible. Practice doesn't make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect. Don't sweat about rank because there are people who are extremely good at games without being good at Kovaaks.

[elfin thistle]

Imagine

Being good at kovaaks

[grizzled summit]

yeah but i wanna be good aim person

[elfin thistle]

This post as made by the hardstuck plat at 170h in vaaks gang

[grizzled summit]

monkey brain want big numbers

[graceful swallow]

just shoot people in apex

ez clap

better idea

[elfin thistle]

42069 big number

[grizzled summit]

you were supposed to shoot them???

[graceful swallow]

just have big brain and carry ghost and tak to masters next split

[ember wagon]

lloma i used to be in the same situatuon

[elfin thistle]

She doesn't need to shoot them to kill them

Ecks dee

[grizzled summit]

ghost shut up

im literally gonna get lower scores

[ember wagon]

but if you become a big team player you can hit diamond

[graceful swallow]

have a feeling ghost and tak can probably dm their way to masters but if that isnt that case

[elfin thistle]

I meant

[ember wagon]

i believe

[elfin thistle]

Plat in kovaaks

[graceful swallow]

youll use your big brain to carry them

[ember wagon]

oh

[graceful swallow]

[grizzled summit]

small smooth brain

:(

[elfin thistle]

Plat in ape sex ew

[graceful swallow]

time to work on it

gotta do something while you get carried in pubs

like use your head

[hallow blade]

LMFAO

[grizzled summit]

thats so much work

[hallow blade]

bro

[elfin thistle]

She's already carrying them

Smh

[grizzled summit]

no shot the servers are still dead

what

[burnt stone]

true

[elfin thistle]

69 kills every game

[ember wagon]

close the game with task manager and re open it

[burnt stone]

fax

[elfin thistle]

Literally kills all the people and then kills all the respawn server engineers

[hallow blade]

i can finally show how much the game makes me want to kms

[burnt stone]

tak is afraid to fight

[elfin thistle]

We did it bois

Suicide is no more

Suicide rate drops to 0

[grizzled summit]

[elfin thistle]

Just insult him until he fights you

Big brain

[little verge]

You'll get there. Just trust in the time and effort, and understand progress comes in peaks and valleys. You'll get discouraged at times, same as any of us. You'll take breaks, you'll have to reapproach how you play with certain settings or scenarios, etc. You'll get there, bet.

[burnt stone]

i dm my way to diamond before but since we started ranked it's been slow cold drop games :c @graceful swallow

[hallow blade]

its still in rotation?

no shot

[elfin thistle]

What's dm btw

[burnt stone]

aim training my patience xD

[grizzled summit]

ty yakiniku

[elfin thistle]

I only know deathmatch

[grizzled summit]

i shall keep that in mind

[burnt stone]

deathmatch

[elfin thistle]

What

[graceful swallow]

you guys planning to play ranked?

[burnt stone]

i think

[burnt stone]

we are playing ranked

[graceful swallow]

if you guys are playing ranked id like to watch

[deep linden]

now where are the memes @grizzled summit

better be flooding fA

[grizzled summit]

seraph i sent like 100 memes yesterday

[graceful swallow]

but yea on na atleast

[hallow blade]

get me in ill carry yall to masters

[burnt stone]

sure, my igl is dog though so i would like work on that

[graceful swallow]

i feel like you guys can rundown most teams

[elfin thistle]

Why not Asia ranked

It's so fun

[deep linden]

I'll send my femboy voice again

[grizzled summit]

ive never heard it

[hallow blade]

no way

[ember wagon]

im stuck in +12 -17

[elfin thistle]

You can get charge rifled by five squads at once on Asia ranked

[hallow blade]

its my kovaaks hit sound one sec

[elfin thistle]

Some squads will have multiple snipers

[grizzled summit]

lmfao

[ember wagon]

and my streak is bugged where i dont get more points per win

[burnt stone]

maybe, but i think pingu and tak want to focus on playing safer first a lot of our matches have been trying to pick good fights for us and be safer

[grizzled summit]

that is so fucking cursed

holy shit

[elfin thistle]

You haven't played Asia until you see a triple take, charge rifle and sentinel in one squad

[hallow blade]

bro

[graceful swallow]

true 2v3

[hallow blade]

asian servers are weird

[graceful swallow]

i forgot about pingu

[grizzled summit]

[deep linden]

my femboy voice is immaculate

[burnt stone]

that's fucked up lmao

[elfin thistle]

I can't fucking take snipers

[hallow blade]

jp players are either gods or run away from literally every fight no matter how winnable it is

[elfin thistle]

No no

[graceful swallow]

no other reason for tak to be scared tbh

[elfin thistle]

Jp servers are ok

They actually push

SG servers however

[graceful swallow]

masters players are dogshit

[hallow blade]

^

[elfin thistle]

They make JP players feel like they're constantly apeing

[hallow blade]

pingu could farm masters players

[grizzled summit]

pain

[elfin thistle]

Pingu farms pred players

[hallow blade]

i believe it

preds and masters are dog

[elfin thistle]

#0 pred

[burnt stone]

i want to practice teamfighting more

[elfin thistle]

She's actually just imperial Hal in disguise

[grizzled summit]

wha

[elfin thistle]

But with controller aim

[grizzled summit]

i mean im down

its just a matter of climbing ig

[elfin thistle]

Hi down

[grizzled summit]

llomo i s2g

[elfin thistle]

No swearing

Swearing bad

[grizzled summit]

frick you man

[hallow blade]

who trynna get to masters in 5 days

[elfin thistle]

I'm in the same situation

Leggo

[burnt stone]

meh

[violet sphinx]

who tryna carry me to diamond

[elfin thistle]

What timezone are you in

[hallow blade]

EST

[burnt stone]

need to get diamond first kekw

[hallow blade]

diamond is easy

[elfin thistle]

So like

[burnt stone]

i know

[graceful swallow]

wait

[grizzled summit]

where the hell is tak even at

[graceful swallow]

yall not even diamond yhet?

[elfin thistle]

12h away from me

[burnt stone]

i'm already almost there

[elfin thistle]

Kekw

[grizzled summit]

@alpine trail

[hallow blade]

i come w key your matches on an alt

[grizzled summit]

wake up stupid

[graceful swallow]

bro

[burnt stone]

pingu is

[violet sphinx]

im stuck in plat rn lol

[graceful swallow]

oh

[violet sphinx]

i need carry

[graceful swallow]

wtf

pingu insane

[burnt stone]

i just started a few days

[hallow blade]

pingu is farming

[burnt stone]

ago

[elfin thistle]

Pingu's diamond account is the Smurf of her smurf

[alpine trail]

Im plat 2 rn if your down i understand if not though

[burnt stone]

been working and out of town

[elfin thistle]

Her smurf is pred

And her main acc is in the pro league

[grizzled summit]

pingu lore is out of hand

[burnt stone]

yeah she just plays on her alt and ints to lower her skill level to ours

[violet sphinx]

im now playing on my TTV_CupcakeLover445 account

[hallow blade]

im down to play sometime as long as i dont uninstall again kekkkk

[alpine trail]

Alright

[elfin thistle]

Ok but what if

We kissed under the care package

On Christmas

I'm wearing socks so it ain't gay

I'm actually wearing two layers of socks

[grizzled summit]

ghost i thought you wanted to watch my benchmarks

[alpine trail]

Whats your ign so i can add you then we can play sometime

[deep linden]

carry me i'm d4

:)

[hallow blade]

ghhlx

[grizzled summit]

blind man

[hallow blade]

you need me huh

[violet sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/mordetwi-twilight-sparkle-mordecai-regular-show-tiktok-gif-22784638

[deep linden]

always do babe

[alpine trail]

Ok ill add

[violet sphinx]

@alpine trail want to rank

[elfin thistle]

Wow I'm gonna need at least five suicide prevention badges now

[violet sphinx]

after this game

[elfin thistle]

I see ghost is ghosting again

Smh

[alpine trail]

yh after my gamre

[elfin thistle]

What a xxghostpythonx move

[grizzled summit]

pain

[deep linden]

where'd this come from?

[violet sphinx]

k

[elfin thistle]

Maybe I should change my name to XxPuSsYsL4Y3RxX

[violet sphinx]

i just have to log onto my main

im done on ttv_cupcakelover445

for the day i am

[grizzled summit]

[elfin thistle]

Whats ur main rank nerd

[deep linden]

where tho?

[elfin thistle]

They use reddit

It's expected

@burnt stone let me in nerd

[graceful swallow]

pingu kp warlord

[elfin thistle]

Reddit is social media for people who think they're too good for social media

[graceful swallow]

killing everything so fast that ghost doesnt have a chance to get full

[hallow blade]

fa

x

[elfin thistle]

She kills everyone on drop

The entire server just dies

[alpine trail]

@violet sphinx i made a vc

[burnt stone]

join

[elfin thistle]

I'm burning my data for this

Tell a joke

Make it worth it

[grizzled summit]

NO

WHY IS LLOMO HERE

DONT LOOK

[elfin thistle]

I'm looking

[grizzled summit]

wha

[elfin thistle]

Too late

[grizzled summit]

im having trouble just following it lmao

[elfin thistle]

Imagine being smooth in game

Just be smooth irl

[violet sphinx]

my mic aint working btw

[elfin thistle]

Who needs gamesense

When you can just sense the enemy in front of you

[grizzled summit]

whats something i should do for this last run then

[elfin thistle]

With ur eyes

And move your mouse with ur hand

Just move ur mouse lmao

Fluid motion more like gas motion

Where's code wheel

And code dam

Can't believe pingu would hold back for astra aim cuz I was there

I don't need your pity pingu

Smh

[hallow blade]

fr

[elfin thistle]

Code geass

[violet sphinx]

nice got dcd

[elfin thistle]

The apex legends experience

[violet sphinx]

cant get in

bruh

[elfin thistle]

Why not get dnd

[violet sphinx]

just lost 72 rp

[elfin thistle]

Happened to me yesterday

P0ggers

[violet sphinx]

restarting

maybe ill get back in

[static rose]

no shot it gives u rp penalty for the server glitches

[elfin thistle]

I think I might just take a break from ape sex until the weekend

[violet sphinx]

it does

[elfin thistle]

It does

[grizzled summit]

i hate it here

[elfin thistle]

I once got ddosed and dc'd

Then got the rp loss

[violet sphinx]

144 in rp lost

[elfin thistle]

I am really running out of time kekw

Yesterday I didn't even have time for 2h of kovaaks

Sadge

[trail grail]

Imagine shit talkin on pc players on apex but you’re tryna win a pc giveaway 🙄🙄

[elfin thistle]

Send pic

Stupid pc players smh

[trail grail]

I posted it earlier

[violet sphinx]

great game 👍

[graceful swallow]

@burnt stone @ me when you guys play

[elfin thistle]

Ape sex server issues?

Unheard of

They're already playing

You got ditched

Fuel your anger with this

[grizzled summit]

wha

[static rose]

they didn't leave either lol

just took the ass beating

[elfin thistle]

It's sbmm so it must be that that one guy is just that good

Man apex could be so much better if they got better servers

[little verge]

Can't do that though, because then little Timmy with 180ms delay will have a disadvantage and we don't want that.

I'm just hoping to god that the success of Valorant will make Riot produce a different FPS with the same concepts and support.

[alpine trail]

they were working on valorant since 2014

so another title will take a while

but i also hope they do

[little verge]

That's fine, as long as someone is actually producing a shooter of worth that's honestly all I care about.

But the current trends have me so fucking concerned for the future. We desperately need to see input based matchmaking and core structure being the focus.

[elfin thistle]

Valorant kinda

Casual tho

Compared to what they're trying to compete with

[little verge]

Don't get me wrong, I agree with that 100% but I also don't expect all skill games to really keep any audience these days.

But as long as they have some form of integrity that's the deal breaker.

[alpine trail]

I want to get into CS but i feel like valorant is the better option

[elfin thistle]

Why tho

Csgo gameplay is poggers

[ember wagon]

cs looks boring

[alpine trail]

I dont have to pay lol

[ember wagon]

valorant looks cool

[elfin thistle]

Apex looks boring, Fortnite looks cool

[little verge]

Val has some super strong abilities, but it evens out a little bit by not being a BR and multiple rounds offsetting how often the ability can be used, unlike multiple uses a match like Apex does.

[ember wagon]

true

[little verge]

Plus no roller.

Like if they just gave consoles full KB&M support (especially with performance patches coming) they could just keep crossplay and make matchmaking entirely based off input choice.

And we'd be in a way better state.

[elfin thistle]

Valorant maps are so stinky

[ember wagon]

just admit you sucked at the game

its not that hard

[little verge]

I just want a non-tac FPS where I don't have Russians screaming at me

[graceful swallow]

cs in a nutshell
"someone spin already"

[ember wagon]

how many hours you got in siege

[lapis moat]

siege and val are too different