apex

[solar bison]

@elfin thistle that is not normal

Opera is fine now

[grizzled summit]

good job ghost

[elfin thistle]

This was a couple years ago

So

[astral pebble]

servers are back to dogshit

code:net and cant queue

[alpine trail]

@astral pebble you on still

[astral pebble]

ya just grinding top10s

one more

and im out

[alpine trail]

Alright I’m going to get back on and finish my arena challenges if your down

If not your good

[astral pebble]

nah my arena lobbies are actually playable

your shit is like

people dropping your pruple shield down in one shot

before i even see them

[alpine trail]

I’ll play on your servers

[astral pebble]

fuckin hackers

[alpine trail]

ikr right

so many fucking hackers

[astral pebble]

but looks like queing is fucked now anyway

i think im done for today

fuckit

[alpine trail]

Alr have a good night dongie

[astral pebble]

^^

[alpine trail]

or it’s day time for you I’m dumb

[elfin thistle]

It's day time

[astral pebble]

yeah 1130 now.

wasted 3 fucking hours on this dogshit game so far

at least I got dailies done

[alpine trail]

I think your 12 hours ahead of me

[astral pebble]

and event is like 1000 points

[elfin thistle]

That's right

[alpine trail]

Yep :)

[elfin thistle]

We live in the future

The future is now old man

[alpine trail]

I wish I lived in the future with you guys

[elfin thistle]

Look at this dood

Living in the past

Boomer moment

[alpine trail]

nvm these reward literally nothing im not even going to do them

[elfin thistle]

Oh yeah

The new event

What skins does it give

[hallow blade]

^

is that wraith skin free?

[hallow blade]

already have p2w

[elfin thistle]

Oh no it's an arenas event isnt it

[hallow blade]

that gives off halo vibes

[elfin thistle]

[deep linden]

wraith skin not free

[alpine trail]

no

[hallow blade]

cringe

[alpine trail]

@hallow blade this one?

[elfin thistle]

Can u craft wraith skin

[deep linden]

2400 mats

[elfin thistle]

Or do you have to spend 1800 apex coins

[elfin thistle]

Twice of what I have

[alpine trail]

I got it with apex coins

[hallow blade]

bro the whole 2x price for event skins makes absolutely no sense

[astral pebble]

fucking hell i forgot i needed to wait for top10 and disconnected

[hallow blade]

shits so fucking stupid

[alpine trail]

I only bought the mastiff and wraith

[elfin thistle]

Money

[hallow blade]

they do it for overwatch too

except its 3x

[bright elm]

im actually so mad bro

[alpine trail]

mastiff is so nice

[elfin thistle]

They want da money

[bright elm]

my siblings took all the cold water from the fridge

that i put in earlier

so im left with room temp water

or cold beer

[hallow blade]

cope

[bright elm]

what do i take

[elfin thistle]

Bruh the mastiff skin

I lost

[hallow blade]

shit looks stupid as hell but its pretty slick

doesnt come close to tombstick sadge

[alpine trail]

im glad i dont use midnight anymore

[elfin thistle]

Nerf gun mastiff

I would get those skins but

I don't wanna spend any more money on this game

[alpine trail]

it doesnt but i think its fire

[elfin thistle]

Shitty devs

[hallow blade]

that wraith skin kinda sick

the rest of it meh

[alpine trail]

my fav color is orange so when i seen this i was 100% getting it

[alpine trail]

the gloves are fire

[hallow blade]

assumed so

gloves look gas

[hallow blade]

damnnnn

[elfin thistle]

Show forearm

[alpine trail]

part glows

[elfin thistle]

Does having a fucked up forearm like that help me aim

Should I get this irl

[alpine trail]

I think the mastiff is sick tho

[alpine trail]

mainly why i like it

[grizzled summit]

tetch

stop with the mastiff propaganda

im actually going to spend money

[alpine trail]

iron sights aint bad

[grizzled summit]

AAAAAAAAAA

[hallow blade]

that shit ugly asl ngl

[alpine trail]

I like it a lot

[bright elm]

yeah i don't like the look of it

[alpine trail]

Sadge i love it

[alpine trail]

i promise respawn isnt paying me to say this

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-gif-22136068

[alpine trail]

I only like wraith mastiff pathfinder & fuse

personally

[solar bison]

Why

[bright elm]

because they're rats

[solar bison]

??

[bright elm]

i put like 3

[solar bison]

Wdym

[bright elm]

in the fridge

they took all 3

[solar bison]

As trolls?

[bright elm]

no

as in drink it

and i put it in the fridge like an hour ago

[alpine trail]

beautiful metallic sparkly orange 😍

[solar bison]

Bruh

That's unfortunate man

[sonic mesa]

its literally impossible to win a 1v2

[solar bison]

I'd be sad

[sonic mesa]

you cannot seperate these monkeys

[solar bison]

Okay but mastiff ass

[sonic mesa]

• rampart

[solar bison]

[hallow blade]

you 100% can seperate people

[alpine trail]

Mastiff is my fav

im more consistent with it

[sonic mesa]

who the fuck thought turning her into heavy was a good idea

[solar bison]

It booty hole

[grizzled summit]

bring back mastiff legends 😳

[sonic mesa]

no i cant its fucking impossible

[alpine trail]

I believe in you grinder

[hallow blade]

i dont

dude literally prays on his own downfall

[solar bison]

Lol

[hallow blade]

dudes not going far at all

[solar bison]

😭

[hallow blade]

bro complains more than me LMFAO

[sonic mesa]

oh you want another VOD maybe?

[solar bison]

Apex = toxicity

[sonic mesa]

so i can read your over-analysis about what i did wrong (somehow)

[bright elm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUeXpU9jmaU

another banger

[bright elm]

[solar bison]

@bright elm you're banned for sending link

I'm a mod btw

[bright elm]

[lapis moat]

who in asia wanna play d4 in like

[bright elm]

ngl with the pk

[lapis moat]

5 hours

[bright elm]

i either hit for 100

or i hit for 7

[hallow blade]

fax

it feels so good when it hits

pk most satisfying shotgun

[solar bison]

Pk>mastiff

[bright elm]

it's never in between

[hallow blade]

nothing beats a bolt action

[bright elm]

i never hit for 50

or 70

[solar bison]

Mastiff just is ass

[bright elm]

i either hit them hard

or i tickle them

[hallow blade]

mastiff slams everyone except fucking pathfinder

[lapis moat]

eva better even after nerf

[hallow blade]

stg everytime ive ever had a mastiff against a pathfinder 70% of the pellets just go through him

[alpine trail]

mastiff --> eva --> pk

[alpine trail]

true i suck with the eva though lol

i suck in general but still

[solar bison]

Nah pk better

Just hit shots

[hallow blade]

eva mastiff pk imo

[lapis moat]

even with good aim eva is simply faster

than a pk

[hallow blade]

yep

[bright elm]

eva better

[sonic mesa]

mastiff is dogshit the fuck

[lapis moat]

throwback to that clip of hal 3shotting alb with a eva

[alpine trail]

i know it is

[solar bison]

How tf

[alpine trail]

i just suck with the Eva

[solar bison]

Is mastiff

Above eva

[alpine trail]

I cannot hit my shots

[lapis moat]

and alb had a PK and he couldnt even get 2 shots off

cuz thats just how much better the eva is

[solar bison]

Eva is 20x better

[hallow blade]

grinder you have no say if youre getting beamed by avg players

[lapis moat]

mastiff > pk

cuz the choke is instant

[bright elm]

his

this

[sonic mesa]

i have no say and yet i said it

[alpine trail]

I also like how with the mastiff you can shoot again quicker after shooting

[bright elm]

that's not what he meant

[sonic mesa]

i know what he meant

i dont give a shit

[lapis moat]

any1 played the new rampart is she good now

[sonic mesa]

broken

she's heavy from tf2 now @lapis moat

[bright elm]

if you have god positioning

[sonic mesa]

unironically

[bright elm]

you can just beam everyone

[hallow blade]

you can bhop with her iirc

[bright elm]

with her ult

[hallow blade]

lmfao

[lapis moat]

may have to get on

[elfin thistle]

Is it time to become a rampart main

[alpine trail]

she is so good now

[lapis moat]

who in asia up in 5 hours to play ranked

[elfin thistle]

Uhhhh

[alpine trail]

@elfin thistle might

[elfin thistle]

How about

In 9h

[lapis moat]

cant do 9h

[elfin thistle]

Or 10h

Pain

[alpine trail]

going to soloq ranked tomorrow to try and get diamond

anyone have any tips?

[solar bison]

Hide

Don't fight

[lapis moat]

below dia its all just ape

[solar bison]

Ez elo

[alpine trail]

no

so boring

[lapis moat]

walk at people and U win

[alpine trail]

Alright

[elfin thistle]

Third party every gunfight you hear

[solar bison]

That's easiest way to get diamond

Don't even fight

[alpine trail]

true i cant do that though

i wont be having any fun

im not going to torture myself

[sonic mesa]

fun?

in apex?

[elfin thistle]

Wtf

[sonic mesa]

what's that

[alpine trail]

lol

[elfin thistle]

Fun in ranked?

[solar bison]

Should have thought of that before playing apex

[astral pebble]

this is a NICE camping spot

[alpine trail]

thank you dongie <3

[elfin thistle]

Fun ranked is an oxymoron

[astral pebble]

this team just walked by and didnt notice me

[bright elm]

dongie is having fun

[lapis moat]

ranked is more fun than pubs and i say this as a hardstuck d4

[astral pebble]

one more top10

and fucking quitting

[hallow blade]

sigma grindset

[astral pebble]

i hope my idiot teammate doesnt fucking drag enemies to me

i hear fighting

YES top 10

[elfin thistle]

I have been hardstuck d4 for like 3 weeks now

I also didn't play ranked for 3 weeks until 2 days ago so

[elfin thistle]

Pingu clip pingu clip

Poggers

[bright elm]

LOL

that mirage

[alpine trail]

really how it be sometimes

[elfin thistle]

He really wanted to deny the kill

[solar bison]

Lmao what happened

[grizzled summit]

he gave up after we killed his friends lmao

[solar bison]

Wanted to kill himself but did it in-game instead

[elfin thistle]

Bold of you to assume they are his friends

[solar bison]

Imagine having no friends

[astral pebble]

holy shit 30-30 is kinda OP

i killed someone from top of guard tower thing

down below

without a sight

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

Randos cannot be friends

That's impossible

[astral pebble]

k enough apex

[elfin thistle]

They're like negative friendship

[astral pebble]

got 8 top 10s

[bright elm]

idk how long i can keep up with using 1.2 in game

im already missing 30cm

[elfin thistle]

1.2 800?

[bright elm]

ye

[elfin thistle]

960edpi

Why not use

1.0

[bright elm]

because that's 50cm

[elfin thistle]

The real imperial Hal experience

[alpine trail]

i might try 1728x1080 again

or i might try 4:3

[bright elm]

im only using it for more fps

my fps dies on 1920x1080

[alpine trail]

i get the same on all resolutions

I could play 100x100 (ik thats not an actual res) and get the same fps on 1920x1080

[elfin thistle]

Clearly you haven't tried 800 x 600

It's a life changing experience

[solar bison]

Go back

[bright elm]

to 30cm?

[solar bison]

Yh

[bright elm]

aight

the 3 clips i sent were on 43

i think

ye

[hallow blade]

play 60cm

trust

or 75cm

its goated

[bright elm]

i actually played 60cm in warzone

i beamed so many people

[hallow blade]

got 15 r301 one clips from 200m away

[bright elm]

how about close range

[hallow blade]

wingman dont miss

[bright elm]

imma start using 30cm again next week

im trying out 43cm for a week

yo should i just go 50cm

like a chad

aka hal

[hallow blade]

hal is dog

[bright elm]

how come he apex pred all seasons and u not

[elfin thistle]

50cm is Chad sens

[bright elm]

[hallow blade]

cuz hes smart KEK

his mechanics leave much to desire

dunno why so many people treat him as the perfect apex player

[bright elm]

because he's one of the most popular apex players

no?

[elfin thistle]

Cuz of his clout

[bright elm]

it's like that for almost every pro ngl

popular pro at least

like tenz

and aceu

[autumn harness]

grrr mechanics

grrr

hal bad

[bright elm]

guys

[autumn harness]

grrr

[bright elm]

imperialhal uses superlight

therefore i use superlight

[elfin thistle]

Ah shiet here I go spending again

[hallow blade]

avg tsm player

[bright elm]

sponsored

[autumn harness]

they get sponsored ye

[bright elm]

[autumn harness]

they probably have stacks of g640s so it doesnt matter

[bright elm]

they have not embraced the xm1r

yet

they do

[hallow blade]

forced to use bad mouse sadge

[bright elm]

im pretty sure shroud has stacks of them

I remember he mentioned it

[solar bison]

@bright elm I switched to 30 yesterday

From 37

Actual god sens

[bright elm]

43cm kinda nice too

[hallow blade]

32.5cm

trust

[bright elm]

but my close range engagements sometime scary

[hallow blade]

21cm or 32.5 cm

[bright elm]

ngl

[solar bison]

No wonder aceu and faide are so good

[grizzled summit]

im about to keep a code:net counter

[autumn harness]

36.432432439623046923432423 cm/360

trust me

[bright elm]

42.069

trust

[elfin thistle]

Have you gotten a code:leaf yet

[hallow blade]

21cm is goated

dunno why

[grizzled summit]

i have

[bright elm]

no ty

[grizzled summit]

not this time

but before

[alpine trail]

43.29546 trust

[bright elm]

i rarely use my fingers

[hallow blade]

my wingman does not miss on 21cm

[elfin thistle]

420cm is goated

[alpine trail]

doesnt miss the sky?

[solar bison]

24.282947393747383936282737493920282940484939374759393736394737383847484949494848cm

Trust

[autumn harness]

yall are really sleeping on πx10cm/360

[solar bison]

LMFAOO

[bright elm]

3.14159265359 cm/360

[sonic mesa]

hahahahahahahaha

[elfin thistle]

Fuck

[sonic mesa]

SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[elfin thistle]

I was just about to do pi

[bright elm]

nerfd

[solar bison]

Cracked

[bright elm]

nerd

[alpine trail]

69.420.69400000 00000000000000xR-Z=?0000000000000cm trust

[solar bison]

My guy

[elfin thistle]

God damnit

[bright elm]

9+10=21 cm/360

wait

@hallow blade

[elfin thistle]

Now you can get code dam

[solar bison]

Lmaoooo

[bright elm]

21cm is actually god sens

[hallow blade]

exactly

[solar bison]

Nah this funny af

[hallow blade]

see what im saying

[elfin thistle]

360cm/360 1:1 mouse to in game sens

[hallow blade]

converted him

[elfin thistle]

Trust me

[grave yew]

I use 28cm and I like it but 21cm sounds way too fast lol

[bright elm]

TRUE

1:1 desk to in game

[grave yew]

21cm hahahahaha

[sonic mesa]

there's no good sens

[autumn harness]

false

[bright elm]

THERE IS GRINDER

[solar bison]

Yeah

69.69cm

[elfin thistle]

360cm is good sens

[solar bison]

🙏

[sonic mesa]

whatever you do you will still get raped by a random pisslow octane/wraith/whatever

[grave yew]

I used to use 42cm but I had too many issues with certain voltaic scenarios having to pick up my mouse

[autumn harness]

yeah ikik 42 dogshit sens

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/eula-thigh-genshin-gif-21588110

[grave yew]

28-35 my happy spot

[autumn harness]

false tho

[bright elm]

who the fuck designed eula's outfit

i want to know

[autumn harness]

keep staying incorrect

[bright elm]

so i can donate them all my life savings

[solar bison]

😭

[bright elm]

so hot

[elfin thistle]

Eula I lost

[grave yew]

Some people are nuts at like 45cm

[hallow blade]

i want to give them a kiss on the lips

[grave yew]

Or 50

[solar bison]

You down bad

[elfin thistle]

Thighs

[grave yew]

But not for meeee

[elfin thistle]

😳

[solar bison]

Get some bitches kristiann

[autumn harness]

why is she bending like that

???

[bright elm]

she bending for you

[elfin thistle]

Spine broke

[autumn harness]

even then

why tf

that's not normal

[bright elm]

she dancing mf

let her dance

[hallow blade]

^

fr

[autumn harness]

that's not dancing

[solar bison]

😭

[autumn harness]

she just doing yoga

and people are recording her

[bright elm]

is that a bad thing?

[solar bison]

Down bad

[autumn harness]

fucking drone view

[solar bison]

Actually down horrendous

[grave yew]

Bro I’m down for yoga drone view

[elfin thistle]

1yu mad cuz he didn't pull eula

[bright elm]

if i had the choice betweeen

eula

[alpine trail]

Ok I’m going to sleep have a good night everyone of the voltaic discord server on the discord in the voltaic apex channel in the voltaic discord

[bright elm]

and bitches

[grave yew]

That’s right af

[bright elm]

i choose eula

[solar bison]

Nooooo

Whyyyy

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/flex-gif-18472699

[solar bison]

Choose real women

[bright elm]

gn tetch the member of voltaic's apex chat and voltaic discord server

[bright elm]

eula is real

in 10 years

[autumn harness]

please no

[bright elm]

she'll come out of my monitor

[autumn harness]

i dont want anime girls irl

[hallow blade]

i do

[elfin thistle]

She's real to me!

[bright elm]

u don't want ei?

[hallow blade]

when we getting catgirls

[autumn harness]

think of the moral consequences

[bright elm]

like what

[autumn harness]

anime girls will have lines as mouths

and barely a nose

[small folio]

Idk anime girls in 3d seems weird

[elfin thistle]

Elon musk promised us catgirls

[solar bison]

(crying emoji)

[bright elm]

genshin is in 3d

[autumn harness]

it's like breeding a pug to be uglishy cute

[small folio]

You might love her but does she love you?

[bright elm]

tf

[autumn harness]

you know how they cant breathe

[elfin thistle]

True

[bright elm]

ill make her

[small folio]

Good luck

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cute-anime-girl-anime-girl-dance-anime-girl-nod-gif-14285337

like bro

where is her nose

[bright elm]

im talking genshin doe

[autumn harness]

why is her eyes so big

[bright elm]

actually

[elfin thistle]

Ok but think about it

[bright elm]

i don't think they have noses either

[elfin thistle]

If you get rich

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-xiao-genshin-impact-balling-gif-22506918

where nose

[elfin thistle]

You can pay someone to cosplay

[bright elm]

you can see it

[elfin thistle]

All the time

[bright elm]

barely

LOL

[hallow blade]

found the nose

[autumn harness]

it's just two lines

anime characters wont be able to breathe through the nose

having their nose clogged 24/7

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-ganyu-genshin-impact-give-me-your-money-gif-20103449

[autumn harness]

that's torture

[elfin thistle]

This is just me

Can I be an anime girl yet

[bright elm]

im guaranteed ganyu

im all set

[autumn harness]

also some anime characters will have to walk around with 50 LBs of breasts

how are they going to walk

[bright elm]

either ganyu or hu tao

[bright elm]

they can walk in the game

why can't they walk irl

[elfin thistle]

But are you guaranteed ganyu irl

[bright elm]

no

nothing is guaranteed

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

[bright elm]

i could die tomorrow

i could die right now

[elfin thistle]

Ok omw to kill u rn

[autumn harness]

also anime girls are like 50% underaged and stay underaged for some reason

[bright elm]

eula ain't underaged

[elfin thistle]

Japan's age of consent is 13 smh

[autumn harness]

we talking anime girl

[bright elm]

i was talking genshin girls

kekw

[autumn harness]

qiqi will stay midget

[elfin thistle]

Qiqi is dead

[bright elm]

qiqi dead

[autumn harness]

tru

[bright elm]

guys

imagine if qiqi wasn't dead

what

[elfin thistle]

Ayo?

[autumn harness]

no more lolicon

[bright elm]

caught in 4k

[hallow blade]

LMFAO

[bright elm]

i will now hide the evidence

[hallow blade]

ty

[elfin thistle]

Real sussy rn

[grizzled summit]

lets gooo

dead game

"sent you an invite"

that was my last match

[bright elm]

true

[grizzled summit]

uncultured, ghost

[bright elm]

[grizzled summit]

"ive seen him post that goddamn dance for 7 different characters"

lmfao

[bright elm]

he's not wrong

[grizzled summit]

just groove ghost

[burnt stone]

kristian are you ready to play

need duo sadge

[bright elm]

bro it's 11

23

[burnt stone]

so?

[bright elm]

i have skool;

im about to sleep soon once i finish my chem homework

xd

[burnt stone]

qiqis dead, it won't stop ll0m0 so it being 11 shouldn't stop you

[bright elm]

im not llomo

[burnt stone]

oh right

[bright elm]

i have restraint and normal brain

[burnt stone]

you use your feet

[bright elm]

[burnt stone]

you don't turret

[bright elm]

yes

anyways

you have work tomorrow

?

[burnt stone]

maybe that's why you can't aim in game

normal brain

[bright elm]

because i get home at like

1:30

[burnt stone]

uh

[bright elm]

wym my aim is so good

[burnt stone]

i do

7-2:45

[bright elm]

oh that's fine

wanna play at like 3:30 then

imma take a nap after school anyways

[burnt stone]

but i'l; be home by 3/4

gotcha

[bright elm]

alr we'll play when i wakey wakey

[burnt stone]

that'll work i think might be a few min later

lets goo

[bright elm]

alr ill see u tomorrow, gotta finish this and sleep

also very cool tap strafe

[slender sierra]

any gamers on

[burnt stone]

nice tracking bro

sure bet you're glad you spent all that time working on it

[bright elm]

look

i was beaming earlier

also adrenaline

can't blame me

adrenaline made me whiff those shots

[violet sphinx]

why

does this game make me lose 72 rp

for the game having shit servers

[burnt stone]

kekw

[bright elm]

happened to my friend 3 times today i think

[burnt stone]

did you see the tak clip earlier?

[bright elm]

he got dc'd from his ranked matches

nah

can u link it

[violet sphinx]

apesex fix ur servers

[burnt stone]

.

that was after playing torje reactivity

[bright elm]

oh ye i saw this

you didn't even move your mouse at the end

i swear

[burnt stone]

which one

on the eva shots?

[bright elm]

oh nono the tak clip

the 1v1

[burnt stone]

wym i didn't move my mouse lmfao

[bright elm]

like you barely had to move it

because of the direction both of you were going

[sonic mesa]

wow im fucking useless!!!!!!!!!

[burnt stone]

yeah

[bright elm]

rofl

[burnt stone]

did random carry you kekw

[burnt stone]

mirror op

[bright elm]

fr

[sonic mesa]

what do you think this looks like

[bright elm]

mirroring

[burnt stone]

but it felt nice after working on it

[bright elm]

wym

both of you did good

[burnt stone]

i think my smoothness is okay

[bright elm]

lol

[sonic mesa]

does it look like i carried him?

[burnt stone]

^^

does it look like you did that badly?

[bright elm]

you don't have to carry someone

[burnt stone]

jesus calm down

[bright elm]

to do good

[sonic mesa]

yes

[bright elm]

I remember I had randoms where

we all had 8+ kills

each

with 2k damage

it was insane

enjoyed that game a lot

[burnt stone]

what should i work on kristian

[bright elm]

let me see

[burnt stone]

for tracking

i feel like my smoothness is good

[grizzled summit]

grinder your mental is deep in the gutter

[burnt stone]

i want to get good at other things now

[grizzled summit]

its sad to see tbh

[burnt stone]

truly is

[bright elm]

send some clips

in dms

[burnt stone]

what kind

[bright elm]

idk one clips

tracking

[burnt stone]

shid

let me look kekw

[bright elm]

alr

i think ur smoothness is fine

shouldn't be a concern

smoothness isn't really an issue unless you have trouble calming down

like me

adrenaline take over

kekw

[sonic mesa]

aim is overrated

[violet sphinx]

i agree

[sonic mesa]

just get a brain like ghost and you can beam people without "aim"

[violet sphinx]

just get only ark stars and run fuse

[sonic mesa]

or just get on controller

[violet sphinx]

trust me going into arenas and sticking someone with 6 ark stars is fun

[sonic mesa]

arenas are dogshit

[bright elm]

ghost has aim

and brain

[sonic mesa]

well apparently he's hardstuck gold

or thats what he said

[bright elm]

no

@burnt stone aren't you d4

now

[burnt stone]

no

[sonic mesa]

in benches....

[burnt stone]

plat 2

[bright elm]

oh

benches

man

hollow_o is plat in benches

[burnt stone]

oh

[bright elm]

kovaaks aim doesn't = apex aim

kekw

[burnt stone]

i thought you meant apex

gold complete

plat tracking

[bright elm]

yeah no i thought he was talking about apex rank too

lol

[sonic mesa]

i dont care about apex rank

rankeds are dogshit

[bright elm]

i like to believe my aim is decent but my brain is inferior to ghost

sort of, last time i played with him at least

[sonic mesa]

i thought my aim was decent before i started playing benches

i got Master and my aim is still dogshit

[burnt stone]

my aim is so mid lol

[bright elm]

neglect in game hours

kek

[burnt stone]

i feel so held back by it tbh

[sonic mesa]

its an illusion

[magic juniper]

Yeah there's no substitute for in-game hours

[bright elm]

i strongly believe in

30 minutes - an hour kovaaks

and in game for the day

if you do want to play kovaaks

[magic juniper]

That's what I do but I run the fundamental routine which takes 1.5-2 hours because I take breaks or get lazy

I used to play fighting games and I wish I had a tool like Kovaaks to help me improve so quickly

[little verge]

Got off and played an hour and a bit of BFV instead. Actually had that thing I used to know before, I think they called it "fun".

[rigid jolt]

I don’t remember what fun is

[sonic mesa]

WOW

NO WAY

😱

2ND IN A ROW?

IMPOSSIBLE

[burnt stone]

grinder needs a psychiatrist lmfao

therapy

[sonic mesa]

psychiatrists are useless

[elfin thistle]

Ew imagine being

Plat tracking

What a nerd

[sonic mesa]

ok this is not just me

this game has super dogwater bullet velocity

look at this timestamp pls

[elfin thistle]

Play 1v1s for aim training ngl

[sonic mesa]

https://youtu.be/M8SbgW3InyA?t=257

it was on her bro

[elfin thistle]

Kinda p0ggers

[sonic mesa]

despite her being rather close to him he still needed to aim ahead of her

this is so retarded

in wz every single bullet would've hit there

[elfin thistle]

Kekw bb guns

[sonic mesa]

dude even my 1911 toy pistol has more bullet velocity than any fucking gun in apex

imagine

its like

year 2800 something

ingame

and yet they can't make proper guns

[violet sphinx]

why did they remove being able to heal to full by switching legends

cause now u die

[sonic mesa]

because its too hard to fix that one valk bug where u have low gravity

no fun allowed

now consoom and buy more useless skins

[burnt stone]

@bright elm

bless this man

[violet sphinx]

donate me money

olz

plz

i want path skin

[burnt stone]

actual god tier advice

[violet sphinx]

and mastiff skin

donate money and u will become better at apesex

[burnt stone]

velocity exists yes

[violet sphinx]

i also want r3 skin

[burnt stone]

and heavy weapons you need more lead yes

[bright elm]

there's bullet velocity in the game

while in warzone

every gun except snipers are hitscan

mostly

[static rose]

hey

u can't forget about release SPR

[bright elm]

idk what spr is

[static rose]

shit was beyond hitscan lmao

[bright elm]

fr?

[violet sphinx]

hey

[static rose]

in warzone but it was bug that broke the game

[violet sphinx]

u cant forgot how a nail gun was beating out smgs

and every other gun in the game

[bright elm]

wtf

there was a nail gun?

[static rose]

there is lol

warzone went to shit post cw integration

glad i left before i lost more sanity

[sonic mesa]

"mostly"

its hitscan up to certain range

[violet sphinx]

i left around season 4 i think

like early season 4

a bit after the m16 meta

[sonic mesa]

it got better if u dont count the cheaters

they actually nerfed krieg

finally

[bright elm]

krig was so broken

[static rose]

really?

[bright elm]

LOL

i loved abusing it

[static rose]

man famas meta was so ass

[bright elm]

no recoil

[static rose]

getting aimassisted up the ass

[sonic mesa]

FARA too

finally

[bright elm]

noo

my fara

[sonic mesa]

FARA is basically a better version of Krig

with a bit of recoil

lol

[bright elm]

yeah it was

bro the recoil was easily controllable

[static rose]

i feel like id like wz more if the avg ttk was like 150-200ms longer

[bright elm]

i was beaming people from far

with the fara

[burnt stone]

i'm about to pog out on vaaks so hard

[static rose]

and u could actually strafe aim

[sonic mesa]

you don't even have to move the mouse with Krieg

[bright elm]

anyways im bout to pog on the bed

gn

[bright elm]

true

[burnt stone]

pog to sleep

gn man

[bright elm]

gn ghost

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle wyd

[burnt stone]

gay

[bright elm]

bro love

[static rose]

i picked it up the ground recently after not having played for months and i beamed some dude from like 200m away in rebirth

[burnt stone]

ayaka simp and baal simp

[sonic mesa]

told you

but the patch is coming out tomorrow

you're still playing the pre-nerf krieg

[static rose]

didn't they say ttk was gonna be increased?

like 2 updates ago

swear shit feels the same lol

[sonic mesa]

they are slowly doing that I think

[static rose]

and the new skorpion smg is crazy rn

or idk if its new

[sonic mesa]

not like im gonna enjoy wz much anyway

cheetos and even more dogshit teammates than the ones i have in apex

oh

and eastern europeans

[static rose]

idk abt that one im na

i play with my irl friends so i usually take the game more chill

[twilit flicker]

is genshin max 60 fps

[hallow blade]

yeah but you can use a program to remove that

might be bannable idk

i use it kek

[dreamy spade]

the new r301 skin is fucking so clean i love it

[static rose]

Am i the only who feels like it could be a purple skin

It is nice tho

[dreamy spade]

it definitly is lol. but i had 6k crafting material and i got tired of running magma for a fucking year

[fluid ermine]

definitely its fixed but I got kicked out of two games and lost 100 rp lol

[little verge]

You can connect, you'll just lag, get disconnected, or have your teammates disconnect.

So fully functional in Respawn's eyes.

[regal kestrel]

you guys can try out R5 reloaded if you are frustrated with apex its refreshing

https://youtu.be/YIMTEjLO-uA

you can join r5 reloaded discord for the instruction (you will have to install season 3 of apex tho )

[astral pebble]

i don't want to try it if those are the only 2 weapons available lmao

worst loadout ever

[regal kestrel]

weapon loadout depends on the admin

[astral pebble]

give me dual alternator and we'll talk

yeah I know.

which sucks

[twilit flicker]

is r5 bannable

[regal kestrel]

they also have modded guns like a re45 which shoots like havoc but broken

[astral pebble]

nah they dont give a shit

its not like you're connecting to actual servers

i mean it probably is but i mistakenly got in from my main account

[regal kestrel]

we dont know yet thus i recommend you to make an alt origin account

[astral pebble]

and im still there

so..

[regal kestrel]

it is also a great way to warmup

[elfin thistle]

What the fuck

Why did they do this

The valk bug wasn't even affecting any gameplay cuz it can only happen in firing range

And it was fun

[small folio]

Yo what

[static rose]

you die lol

[elfin thistle]

Istg they have so much time to do this kind of random garbage but somehow have no time to do anything useful

[small folio]

No way they actually did that

[elfin thistle]

Wanna fix the major issues with the game? Nah let's fix this random harmless bug

And kill 1v1s along with it

It's almost like they have no idea what goes on in their own game

[little verge]

Break servers, break 1vs1s, break 240 FPS cap they JUST finally fixed.

Is it really any wonder how people hijacked the fuck out of TF2?

[bright elm]

guys guys i have a solution before i actually go to bed

uninstall the game

okay that is the end of my ted talk

gn

[elfin thistle]

It's actually quite amazing how many things they've managed to break

[sonic mesa]

this is so dumb lol

[static rose]

Tf is that scen

[sonic mesa]

from Apex (Tracking)

[small folio]

you still keep your stuff but now there's a 10 second delay because game kills you and respawns you

why the fuck would you add such a useless feature

[static rose]

realism

[hoary hamlet]

all ik is i spent crafting mats on a decent horizon skin

nd she's amazing

movmenting somewhat

[elfin thistle]

Why is the valk bug even on their list of priorities tho

[hoary hamlet]

what bug ?

[elfin thistle]

Why not have something more impactful like

audio

[burnt stone]

they gave up

[elfin thistle]

When you switch characters while falling from jetpack as valk you get slow fall

[hoary hamlet]

shiela rampart no audio

[burnt stone]

after several seasons and a thousand dif audio engineers they just let i tbe

[elfin thistle]

Sounds about right

Wasn't there

[hoary hamlet]

that's kinda cool ngl

[elfin thistle]

A community found fix

[burnt stone]

dunno

[elfin thistle]

Disabling audio occlusion

That many people were using

[hoary hamlet]

yea

[elfin thistle]

Before they decided to fuck that too

[hoary hamlet]

that actually helped

[elfin thistle]

At this point it seems like they're just cementing the major issues instead of fixing them

[sonic mesa]

jeez that's kinda hard

[hoary hamlet]

someday i'll be able to spend money during collection events

[elfin thistle]

Don't bother

They might break the skins you buy

[sonic mesa]

get a better PC first

[elfin thistle]

Then patch out any fix you might find

👍

[hoary hamlet]

tru

[elfin thistle]

Ive decided that spending money on this game is not worth it

[hoary hamlet]

tbh only want that mastiff skin

[small folio]

don't bother spending money on this dogwater game

[elfin thistle]

Cuz the devs are probably gonna run the game into the ground

[hoary hamlet]

destiny 2 might be the game to play

[hoary hamlet]

[elfin thistle]

Idk how long it'll be before the devs completely kill the game

[small folio]

that's even worse

[elfin thistle]

But I'm not investing any more money into It

[hoary hamlet]

its in a good place rn oddly

no matter how much you wanna quit d2 nah the devs find a way to drag you back in

[small folio]

Literally any game is better than apex

It's been going downhill since s4

I'm surprised people still play this game

[hoary hamlet]

if you played d2 couple seasons ago you wouldnt say that ngl

https://twitter.com/Zaxinator/status/1433833030787997722

Zaxy (@Zaxinator)

Would You Quit Video Games for me?

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Twitter · Sep 3, 2021, 4:43 PM

would you or would you not

[small folio]

nah

[hallow arrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/poc84m/with_the_octane_pad_nerf_you_can_no_longer_do_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[hoary hamlet]

good man

[small folio]

epic

[graceful swallow]

the replies

[small folio]

because octane is the problem

not revenant