#apex
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turn on?
I need to access a certain website on the intranet
Which is where the majority of my work is at
But sometimes it just randomly decides
Nope you're not gonna access it
Heres a login page which asks you for login details you don't have
And it seems to happen at random
Not surprising given this is a computer that struggles to open up Ms word
the m word 
Rn the other computer is struggling to boot
Specifications document for HP Compaq Pro 6300 Small Form Factor PC.
These bad bois
Sheeesh
best gaming pcs on the market
Tfw pc offers Celeron CPU as an option
Sheeesh it's struggling to open up windows start menu
you got this dongie
Dongie has already finished his entire BP months ago
He's just trying not to make us feel bad
pussy left
I'd like to point out that this pc
Only supports VGA
Your voice isn't worth my data smh @burnt stone
why'd you join in the first place then
you want me to talk?
corpse
is that what you want ๐
Rattling my bones
my old keyboard used to be so fucking loud
pingu is corpse confirmed
could actually hear me type
Keyboard asmr?
im getting a new keeb

a v cute one
Which one
Monke
Red
How many hundreds
$119
lmao
119000 kb
you asking us to help you choose?
cuz blacks are better imo
oh
but i like a heavier switch
ghost was just talking about choosing between red or black switches
im also a fan of quiet keyboards
blacks also quiet too
@hallow bladethis retard takes octane from me and then alt f4'd soon as the match started
???
silent red/black the dif is minimum iirc
LMFAO
we havent even jumped yet
power move
depends on if youre bottoming out
Also red are easier to push down
yes but easier to push down doesnt always mean better
I like easier to push down
Dw I'll soon flex on you with my 2 heins
i play on 67g switches and i still shit on people with 30g switches
wait
When they arrive
LMAO
@coral crypt did the stretches work
And then proceed to sell one
i have my hien on top of my zero
yes they actually do LOL
YESSIR
i know mfs who be putting it on the shower wall
i do that and another one i found
lmao this is the smallest thing i've ever seen anyone talk about
keeb supremacy going on?
i get like a pole and stretch my arms out backwards so it stretches my shoulders and arms a bit
LMAO
wdym by smallest
"yeah my mouse is 69g but i shit on ppl whose mice are 60g still"
https://clips.twitch.tv/GoodMistyGoshawkOSsloth-C0U4IAakoB0DUzAH look at this crap
i know but it's such a minor thing to talk about shitting on someone over
ah
the one key is just enter
pingu do you use a half keyboard currently?
60%
i have a small keyboard
smol keeb
doesn't even have directional keys
send pics
how is that skill, the opposite team was obviously hacking
yeah same
65% 
my arrows are fn + wasd
i heard that keyboard size is inversely correlated with your sclong size
nah you're just washed up
lol
same
dongie is the best apex player in all of Asia wdym?
mines is fn + ijkl
i run 60% but i want a 65%
idk in that clip he was looking scared
my switches are 1ms and i fat finger like 3 times a week
you'll be fine
kinda wish the xm1r was 60 grams
You're washed up old man
there is very little that i wouldnt do for a 30g front half only xm1
like just cut off the entire back half
the front of that mouse is so goddamn comfy but i ftip grip lmao
claw is for gigachads
kinda wish i got a fullride scholarship
claw is for babies

switch to claw supremacy
true
here's the plan
claw grip is for birds
ik but that's not japan
birds are descendants of dinosaurs
cr got clapped
dinosaurs are cool

therefore
go to japan and you instantly become a roller god
crazy racoon is kinda balling
claw grip = you're cool
jp roller is crazy

grip grip best grip
hold the hand that holds the mouse
hand holding grip
hand holding 
apex players wouldnt know about that one kek
jjk viewer 
read all of it
anyway, send your ei photo
bro what
you poop out wood?
do you need a doctor
super hot take
so hot take that I feel like punching you rn
but i won't because im a nice and reasonable guy
bro
is it only me
or i can barely tell where im actually aiming at in this fucking game
you're not the only one grinder
because of the muzzle flash
its so fucking bad look at this
I barely killed this dude
almost everyone here at some point complains about visual clutter and visibility
skill issue
i feel like most of the time im actually missing shots because i cant see where im shooting at
100%
since me > you
1v1 me and then we will see who's better
but obviously you won't cuz you scared boy
you're scared of getting shit on
me vs toddlers
no im not
but you are
im still waiting for that 1v1
but you just wont do it
im busy grinding daily, i aint got time for you
literally everyone in his lobbies are just as bad as him LMFAO
when I watched him play usually he was getting beamed more
see
yeah i would ads at that range
the only time I would really hipfire is if they're in my face or if im in a cqb building
i dont have that issue in other games
damn
my PC is already decent
that's just apex visibility
unfortunately
i used to use nvidia freestyle
what graphic setting are you on
they're not going to change the visibility any time soon
wdym
i have that set to 100%
you cant see it in OBS obviously
ye ik

been asking these clowns for a backpack for 5 mins

so much sniper ammo ๐
just find one 
lol
whos down for apex??
but atleast in wz my muzzle flash doesnt fucking blind me
im tired of getting matched with new player teammates
or lstar doesnt blind me
you got lucky on that one man
eh
u play arenas
u deserve to solo q
my goodness ur r99 went crazy there
100 % luck
once you put on any skin that's remotely dark
in both apex and wz you cant see what you're shooting at but both in different ways
no one will find you
looks fine to me
yeah
you cant see the roze skin but in apex your weapon will make it so you cant see what you're shooting at
yeah the muzzle flash is ass
just see
lol
u probably don't have ur eyes open
i think you should open them
@bright elm
idk just a tip
ok no need to flex on me
but nice shot
so sex
my teammates in arena ranked tried to tank the last zone against the other team when they were like 70% hp instead of trying to make a push
just look 4Head
how 2 git gud at pasu if every time play pasu i want 2 commit genocide
wtf
i want to play more apex BR, but I just loot and die
so i play arena
pasu is just pain
crosshair placement 
calculated
still killed him
you play too much ww3t
guys how to increase csgo fps, my 2700x is dying and now i only get 110 fps on lowest settings
hmm

i might have to replace my cooler
have you tried disabling HPET
yeah i've already done those common stuff
weird then
there aren't fps cfgs for csgo?
that isn't the issue tho
since i used to get like
250 consistent
with a 2700x
surprise mothafucka 
ngl im assuming it's dust and my cooler
i haven't cleaned my pc
in like
a whole year
word that might make a dif
i cleaned my pc for the first time in 3 years this weekend
shit is like 90% quieter
fps boost or nah
idk
So more performance
thats me
What's it's temps usually at
while playing games
more consistent fps for me
anyone want to rank
C
Hmm
Is ur power mode high performance
@autumn harness
me?
Kristian
or are u asking kristian
hold on
let me check
it's this
idk what this is
i followed fr33thy's video
Then under power mode select the highest performance you can
on it
how tf are you only getting 110 what
i get 300 on an 8700k
it's not even my temps
Oh yeah also try downloading quickcpu
either I think
From coderbag
nice
im starting to think my cpu is officially dead or smth
all games been getting lower and lower frames
Quickcpu helps you max out yet cpu
in a day
no
last christmas
Or ur cpu is just dying kekw
i gave you my heart
maybe reapply thermal paste
Bad time to buy computer parts rn rip
also 1yu, why you donowall me 
wdym
Thermal paste doesn't really help temps tho
i never talk to my chat
Its just to fill in the gaps

In the contact surface
the very next day you gave it away
acidic u suck btw
wtf
i do
you've already started math
unless you have absolute unit blocked
y
canadian people
and i have it this semester too
arent canadian people nice
yes
have u seen xkristiann
im a very nice person
constant bully
and make fun of us while chugging bottles of maple syrup

Woah

Understandable

who is down to sing
ok
And you do the listening
whats this
join us
Anyone have the paimon dancing vid from yesterday
the insanity group
I forgor to download It
what about the rat
A heavy saber
a heavy saber
the normal rat

MATH
Damb
u prob discriminate him
the rat from ratatouille?
u need help with that
Normal rats are overrated
nah i just look at answer key
who tf clowns thefatrat
iirc i have the solution guide for that book
dudes been goated since forever
minecraft physics
๐คข
๐ฆ
yeah
๐ค
whenever a female talks to me
But I don't think I'm gonna be using trigo in coding much so I'll be fine
i don't know what to say and just freeze up
๐
Stop tensing smh
what if trigo pops up on your tests
Then pain
Trigo was the original topic that made me hate math
these normies i bet they dont even overclock their computers to the decimal
just think of her as someone who has a cock
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH THIS SONG
What about
bro let me in
@alpine trail i love it
im a poor boy
dude
i used to do this back in elementary school
when i had social anxiety
LMFAO

what
??????
But femboys are even more hot
no like
you think about underaged cocks?
no
kinda weird
Counter intuitive smh
i don't think about cocks
i just treat them as my male friends
and it helped me calm down
back in like
6th grade
i just became friends with a bunch of chicks and it became natural
were jamming out
man y'all can't make fun of me for lacking social skills when i've been alone my entire childhood ๐ญ
anyone down for apex
wait till they pity you and date u
Cuz they have feminine cocks
:(
kristian lets be friends man
its not like u couldve been an ipad kid back then
ok :D
imagine going to school tmrw
???
i got a tropical storm coming
Kristian caught lacking
so i get to stay home
then finish instead of typing
u live near gulf?
ye
bro rip
its fine
it's lonely
how was ina
didnt deal with it
was that lifeline behind the boxes?
xkristiann use your 6th grade tactics
LOL
stay safe
hes a femboy
i rather not have her do that
๐ณ
i rather her do that
yeah i will
ara ara
i lost

become the storm
One inch wonder will do
ty
it's crazy because
wittle snowflake
Become the storm that is approaching
wittle snowflake
went from being sociable to a fucking neet
same kek
falling, falling, falling, falling, falling on my head
๐ฅถ
???
at one point i thought i was going to be a neet
is hikiko pingu what you want
I am currently using covid as an excuse to not go out
wingman headshots are so satisfying
is it weird that im honestly having fun in school
What's hikiko
^^
school is fun
another word for neet
what the f is a neet
kinda
what's hikiko
tf is a neet
oh
LMFAO
lmaooo wtf is that
no education, employment, or training @violet sphinx
someone who isn't in school or working
so basically doing nothing
bum
so someone whos unemployed
yeah
- not studying
and dropped out i assume
im a neet
and lives off of unemployment money
mhm
a neet is someone who barely leaves the house and is unemployed
they live off the government's money
while bitching about wait times in restuarants
what would 10% of america do if the government stopped paying unemployment
neet is neat
You guys get unemployment cheques?
๐
@hallow blade are you trans?
@hallow blade are you trans
are you trans
please answer the question
LOL
@hallow blade are you trans?
@hallow blade are you trans?
yes im a girl with a cock
theres already a whole thing about unemployment rn isnt there?
i'd go semi-gay for toast
same
get a job
people quitting cause of low pay
or become an "entrupeunur
semi?
stops shaking
fuck i cant spell
nah i'd fuck the shit out of toast
LMFAO
You'd only let him semi fuck you?
entrepreneur
Like half the dick in
that's still fucking
niceee
what lmfao
niceee
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
Niceee
niceee
niceee
He's been trying to reach you about your cock's extended warranty
idk what's going on
penis check
ok lemme send
have you ever asked yourself this existential question
what's a cock without the balls
hotdog
here you go :))
a cock
Sheeesh
weird it blurred out
Check mine out

blurry pp ๐ณ
LMFAO
I was born with it๐
Check that cock out
you like that pingu?
what
I had to make my penis myself

Bruh

Fuck what's this guy's name
idk
I remember the game about him
LOL
ty for this meme
You had to take care of him
Like a pet
i think my meme folder is about 200 files
Chat has spontaneously turned into amogus chat
send now
tf am i sending
now send
tetch lmao
i dont even know what tbh
I don't have a meme folder
idk if i wanna spam here
I need a meme folder
I used to have 1500 memes
mods
yeah
Then my phone OS corrupted
just send a mediafire to my dms or something
I lost all my memes
with the whole folder ๐


UwU
i dont want to play this game
im not gonna stop
Pls don't stop
omori seems so scary
jesus
acidic
stop sending amogus ass
i'm cooming
top
kek
i wanna be good at aiming
i would not want to cum to kovaaks scores
but i do not want to kinkshame
What a nerd
sorry i dont listen to drake
drake?
why not
wait
im poor
misclick
dondadondadondadondadondadondadonda
I only listen to amogus bass boosted
in certified lover boy
kinda lame ngl
acidic who asked you to stop
I'm a lesbian
i would love to
but im listening w ghost rn
rip
It's ok ill listen with you Kristian
actually
may be able to join in a bit
i guess im crying in my bed alone to marvin's room
:(
should i stop
I lost
Don't stop
ayyy
ok im done
Wtf acidic who asked you to stop
he told himself to stop
Hi done
clb and donda kinda ass
i take that back
agreed
they ass
full ass
usually drake has like 2 pop off songs but iunno about clb
what does trump have to do with toast
where it at
clb ain't it
Children are just copy pastas of their parents
true
it's like you copy and paste information from a website
and then change the words up a lil
imagine buff toast

wirtual is such a good channel to watch
Trackmania Speedrunners have been on a mission for the past 15 years to shortcut the official campaign tracks. On the track F-9, there's been a never ending stream of new shortcut ideas & world records. Whenever the limit was thought to be reached, players only got more creative. Welcome to the world record history of F-9.
I livestream on Twitc...
Did you know a man died from cumming 42 times in one day
only 42 times?
was it you?
that just sounds awful
With gold shield
By the end it must have been just cumming powder
i doubt that's even the case
mans was trying to fire a unloaded gun
he probably watched a hentai
kristian
and saw the mc go at it 10 times in a row
try that scenario out
and thought he could do it too









