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apex chat best chat
they dont make games but when they do its gonna be a masterpiece
apex chat is just general chat 2
literally name one valve game that doesnt have instant masterpiece status
probably just day of defeat
I'd love to see a version of valorant like barebones in cod series
tbh that was so boring i forgot it existed
no abilities, universal utilities
if they only cared about tf2 a bit more 
i feel that
tf2 made class based shooters popular
i played it yesterday
cs made tac shooters popular
suprising the comp scene isn't totally dead
half life literally invented single player fps game story
ya
yeah i normally play community servers on harvest or upward or rocket jump when i hop on tf2
but the bot infestation kinda dropped a bit
if you want to play tf2 you need to play uncletopia or creators.tf
hl2 kinda straightforward
custom servers that work like casual
yeah
faceit didnt work when i tried so i gave up
but there are so many dogshit players on faceit
i tried it when it dropped a few months ago
literally couldnt make an account
it feels like im playing with trolling morons every game
and im forced to play against people who actually want to win a game 😭
do ppl still mge?
NBA Street
nt
shit happens too often for me
if only the first squad has the last guy rush me immediately
im too braindead to reposition well
I coulda gotten armor
or I coulda played someone who wasnt mirage but that's no fun
you really like mirage ll0m0?
did you get the recolor in shop before with the hot babe on the back of his jacket
n0
cuz I didnt like mirage back then
I've been playing him non stop for four days now
Ew
time machine is a go
gib
one of the good clips i got today earlier

i think
i have 1 more just have to find it and clip it
ez
.exe.mp4
that's right
n0
why are u watching scp videos
GAME EXPLOIT

DONGIE
is toje
torje playlist
for reactivity the best out there
or smth better comes to mind?
Idk if it's the best but it's very good
Good enough to not worry about what's better imo
ITS ACTUALLY DONGIE LMFAO
who's raizy
@burnt stone hey 
wanna do the thing?
I needed background noise
He's on roller it can't be dongie
i thought hte same for a sec but theyre on roller console
dongies ps5 account?
I have ranked with my stack in like 15 minutes lol
got a .6 aa alt account
Have you done the thing i told you to do
Think about what went wrong
I'll skim through it for later

Did you come to a conclusion to what a issue you have is?
I'll take a look
i dont have a functioning brain for this game
just play more grindersky
yeah sure
you probably have a million things you can work on
its just unclear to me
more experiences = more intuitive everything becomes
and knowing what works/doesn't work will be more obvious with more experience
nah
His macro is okay enough to where it's just smaller things i think
@burnt stone cum
in theory yes
watch my strim pls

this guy def needs some kovaak in his life
wat stream
The @playapex team has recently discovered some unexpected side effects of our planned changes to tap-strafing.
It is still our intention to address some of the most egregious use-cases of tap-strafing, but for now we are delaying our planned change to a later patch.
938
5883
IT LIVES
(not for long)
BUT IT LIVES
s/o mokey
I, among others, was invited to talk and test Tap-Strafing with Respawn.
And we had a really good and healthy discussions about the current use cases of Tap-Strafing.
And what it's future within Apex could be.
For now REJOICE for Tap-Strafing having survived :)
#ApexLegends https://t.co/v6FqmuU3bo
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dms
ll0m0 had me watch a 1fps stream
every second there was a new image
and his audio was like 5 seconds ahead of the visuals
i would here him dump a whole mag and in the next frame he'll shoot 1 time and that was pretty much the entire mag
god had to nerf him somehow
he can see into the future and predict each and every movement between each frame
he can't see the future
hes just built different
his gargantuan brain allows him to predict every possible action that comes in the next few seconds
theres no way thats real?
he just can't use any other gun besides the flatty
thats ironic for sure?
brb taking dog out
say it aint so
someone said that looting a dead persons box doesn't have fresh armor
twitter dudes just different
precisely
s m a l l o p e n i n g
Lemme give the enemy a small opening as I carefully inspect my teammates banner and give it a PSA grade
Hmm yes it's edges does look crisp
No print lines
No scratches and defects in the art face
gets a 9
to get a 10 stg that shit has to never touch the hand of a human being
Now I am ready to fight again
Is it bad that I've been spamming fast strafes recently
90% of my playtime in vaaks has been fast short strafes these past few days
ur gonna be a reactive demon
Cuz I feel like it'll help me against strafe spam in game
I'm gonna become a reactive skin
Ez
Every time I get a kill I just glow and earrape
ill be ready in 15
okay see you in 30
fuck you
xD
You guys know what crinkling is?
lmao
?
It's a furry fetish about walking around in adult diapers
Usually filled adult diapers
Yes
@burnt stone im alive
pog
very alive chat
would do 1v1s but we have stack already
k
Got a team going we got a range from high masters to low diamonds. We take anyone who plays actively and is willing to get better. Run fun scrims and games. Have people who can coach you up to. Dm me
i miss you, mastiff meta
same
I still prefer mastiff over the other shotguns now tho
im more consistent with it
same
simp
is path good in ranked vs other movement legends like wraith horizon and octane
also going to buy this i like the look of this skin
that looks nice too
Path skin is sick
this one is better tho
I would get the path skin but as I said a few days ago I never use him
I do think this event path skin is his best skin though
no just no
where can i cop?
no im thirsty where can I buy it
who's that pathfinder guy
Eugene or whatever
idk how to spell his name and when I search up Eugene it doesn't come up 😂
euriece?

Yes
Mastiff is my favorite out of them all
any1 any tips
for my brain just going and looking at crosshair
instead of looking at target
i even aim better and hit mroe shots if i just look at the target
stop being dumb
try some easy vaaks scenarios without a crosshair
Dont look at the crosshair
try like gp far long strafes
no crosshair is what i did in ow
with no crosshair
i just need to condition my brain
to stop
doing it
subconsciously
yeah do it without a crosshair
how lol
it will ingrain it to center
literally played ow for weeks at a time with no crosshair
kk
widow with no crosshair kinda gas ngl
translation
me no speak asian
give it a second
eva go brr
I wish I could join y'all in ranked 
wait wtf
D4, enjoying valorant
where is that skin from
It's unreleased
how 2 get
Wait
IM PLAYING WITH BULLIES
low-key better than basic legendaries
LF A NEW SQUAD
the projection
Tak bullying 
shids and farts cutely
starts dry humping you
That escalated quickly
agreed
Do we have to make a poll now?
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watch out apex gamers
don't buy too much for those codes
what is this from
Next collection event
Apex’s twitter
ty
No problemo
that r3 skin looks sick af
might give me another r3 skin to run besides the ghostly graveyard and magma
very rarely if at all
i got one never shut up but was a nice lad
man was shit talking wraiths lmao
version that isn't 240p?
Who the fuck would drink 5x the daily recommended amount of caffeine in one sitting, much less that much of any fluid?
better than no mica
mics
i enjoy talking to rando's while playing
tru
Like even that much fluid in regular water is potentially lethal.
what the….
sadly not there

in terms of water its probably not lethal, combat fighters and weightlifters do this to water cut, but for caffeine thats probably very dumb
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Music : TWO DOOR CINEMA CLU...
haven't heard this song in years
Depends on the size of the cans, I assumed 250ml redbull size cans so over 2 litres of water. Not inherently lethal, but still potentially.
two door cinema has so many bangers
word i was just listening to them while doing cardio rn
ima do the same
the whole tourist history album
is so good
what you know, something good can work, and undercover martyn the best on the album imo
i can talk is underrated too
for sure
someone gotta make an apex frag movie with Phoenix- 1901
i saw it in crylix's montage. song slaps very good
its undercover martyn if you wanted to know
yee i know.
good song
reminds me i need to not be a lazy piece of shit and edit my next montage.
that album 
ill finally have weekends free after next week and the editing shall begin
we are waiting for the stomping pred lobbies montage 
im not that good kekw
i do have some fucking poggers clips
i got a clip where i like kill 3 people with nades and the sound makes me coom
there’s this yt short i saw where dude breaks 4 diff shields w 4 wingman shots
the sounds 
yeh that guy 😂
ima be desperate for money during the new event
that mastiff and r3 skin looks good
but i just bought war machine
pathy skin got me foaming at the mouth
just get all the packs and the rampairt heirloom
150usd for like 24 skins or some shit
and an heirloom
rampart wrench moment lmfaoo
is the shitty new event up yet
no but you're still shit at the game
dongie would fold you like a lawn chair he aint scared he just doesnt want to ruin your dreams
not a worthy opponent for dongie
doubt
fax
doubttttttttttttttt
dongie would piss on you
bro is doubting the dongster

he dumped on both hundredz and hollow in a 1v2
dont show him
you had to be there
he dont need proof
I do.
just go check his main twitch account
what the fuck is this dongie slander

grinder ive lost respect for you
I don't care
Do updates come out at 10AM CST or 12PM CST
i forgot
no idea
1pm EST
should be i think
which i believe is 12cst
alr cool thanks
its not trolling man
btw grindersky
he is trying his best, really.
yeah its okay
everyone is different in skill level/capabilities
no reason to shit on him just because he is not best player
he is a nice person
cute @astral pebble
🤨
🤨
typical american
time to grind some dailies since I didnt play yesterday
@alpine trail diamond 👉 👈

yh sure give me like 5-10 mins
grinder actually got hurt that we said dongie was better than him lmfao
lmaoooo
truth usually hurts
yep
i wonder why people who are above average but far away from top lvl are so loud with big egos 
fr
@alpine trail use this rat spot for olympus https://streamable.com/h626ok
@astral pebble 1v1 me you dog
dudes malding lmfao
how fragile is his ego
wait a min
i have no ego
this is actually free rp
lmaoo
this is how it happened if you want to try and replicate it
can you go anywhere under the map? lol
how did you get there without loba
i tested it a bit
dongie are u scared
look at the 2nd one dongie
ah lemme check
i took one clip of me running around down there
you can go pretty far out
but i didnt test full limits
should have
@sonic mesa I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.
damn son
@astral pebble you're a coward
not at all
whoa nice
dongie won before this battle started
tru
😂
dongie is supreme
this is the only correct answer
ngl this beef goes harder than the gweria gundamnson beef
this is just splash 2.0
hey grinder you are tainting zyzz's legacy
raging at windmills
be scared dongie
splash 2.0 but not nearly as good at the gams lmao
yeah I will kill him (in game)
I will surpass him
haha, rekt
dongie is the type of guy I'd go out with and have a nice conversation with over a coffee
did splash get permabanned or something?
not sure about perm, he got banned and maybe decided not to return
why do you have a hard on for dongie bro
just stop
you look stupid lmfao
we hurt his ego
grindersky is the type of guy who would smell like a decomposing corpse and would keep trying to make me laugh with the same unfunny joke
and now hes crying
you're disgusting
no?
this^
🤨
I smell of lavender, do you?
yes
did dongie say something to you before that made you not like him grindersky
i saw his dogshit gameplay
or just because he is not great skill level
and you wonder why no one wants to play with you in this server lmao, anyone sees these messages and they just say "fuck that"
this shit should be bannable
tak are NA servers alive now
no its just that we like talking to dongie but not him
trying to queue at SLC, not enough people
na has been up broski
dudes egoing a troll LMFAO
kekw
yeah oregon was the slow one. trying at slc then maybe iowa or something
dongie has him right where he wants him
rent free
grinder has the "I HAVE A HIGH RANK PLEASE LOOK AT ME PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE" personality
i think grinder is the troll tbh
does anyone here do eye training
like gwer and that one guy
dongei and grinder switched places
are you dumb im not Neon
xkyn i heard of some eye exercises things
and tried them once, i can try to find the video
i dont call myself aim god
yes i'm practicing my superman x-ray vision as we speak
its all good tak i was jw...i found a few videos i started doing
ottr has one
in 60 fps
alr lets run it
get those buff eyes
new york it is
K
so it's actually useful
compared to you im beautiful
yes i am training eye penetration 1yu
🤨

not according to my lame-o-meter
just make sure it isn't low fps lmao @alpine trail
whoa instant connect in eu, but i think that was just queing from earlier that happened
weird
since it's midnight eu time

grinder actually shit talking dongie
probably all the freaks online rn
what a fucking loser LMFAO
why u being a sad cunt grinder 
imagine we all shit talked you when you were starting apex
always saying you suck/dont know what to do and we shit on you for it
i did
yeah but he's not new
dudes annoying as fuck
jesus you guys,
complaining because hes literally not good
stop giving him any attention

literally just dont talk to him lmao
heaven*
I men apex chat
whilst also ruining other's games
apex chat is just built different
we totally talk about apex yes
everyone in his lobbies is as bad as him
he aint ruining shit
he's literally griefing his random teammates every game
nice, my dogshit teammates died 15 seconds on drop
forcing me to disconnect
grinder was right
im back at main menu
fuckin hell

really good art and 3d models but they dropped the ball on game play
the thing is
they were hacking dongie fuck em
nothing forced you to disconnect
suprised too since it's coming from the guilty gear devs
kill la kill fighting game?
yea
damn
it looks like an actual anime just plays bad
sorry to hear that, i aint got patience to watch 10 episodes of garbage for something to get good
pisses me off when people say it only gets good at like 5 episodes in
then its not good
theyre all 17+
welcome to anime
???
if it doesnt hook you in or isnt entertaining for half the anime its not good
thats all im gonna say 🤡
just my opinion
the only character like that is probably jakuzare and shes never sexualised
you literally had cheats in mw
o shit im in a team of 3 TTVs
to counter cheaters
i wasnt specifically talking about kill la kill, i dont even know what its about
still a cheater
true
wym KLK is goated
its about how the more revealing your clothes are the stronger you are
KLK is goated for degens
honestly sad how many animes could make super good fighting games but they don't
tru
just gonna say that i used it to counter other cheaters
and quality will drop once they realize they can license anime to any fighting game studios
nothing else
bro imagine a fuckin evangelion fighting game
what i wanna know is why miss kobayashis dragon maid's fighting scenes are so fucking good
KLK is a parody of the ecchi genre just as OPM is of the shonen bro
ik
idk i personally really enjoyed KLK
imagine if the animators of kobayashis dragon maid animated an action fantasy anime 
shit would be gas
its so funny how Kyoto casually flexes one of the best animation teams ever
and draws cute dragon girls
bro imagine solo leveling animated by mappa or kyoto 
IMAGINE THEM DOING BERSERK
i want solo leveling animated but the only ones bold enough are mappa LMFAO
like if you try and animate it and it flops gg
ain't Mappa doing chainsaw man rn
when is Demon Slayer S2 coming out
the raccoon in my head is enjoying it
like always gotta have isekai
yeah ive been watching it
imagine thinking this genre is "good"
mushoku tensei is fire
confusion
i dont
majority of them are dogshit trash
*all of them
I like how every character had its Flaws
yeah
dongie do you like Jojos
and character progression too
like Paul is a shit head
i have no idea what that is so i'd guess no
YOU DONT KNOW JOJO WHAT?
ive never watched jojos and i dont plan on it
fake japanese i see
shit looks so boring to me
LMFAO
LMFAO WHAT
Bro
I was expecting you'd say it looks gay
ugh this is fucking bullshit
but not boring
the art style too
22 mins in game i had 2 30-second matches
fucking hate that art style
it literally changes every season
same reason i probably wont watch one piece
jojos is a 50/50 you either love it and it becomes your personality for a while
or you despise it
just cant get behind the art style
can confirm
I love the art style
cant force myself to watch something with bad animation
??????
I just started watching one piece
art*
Its pretty cool
the animation is amazing you're smoking
you just don't like buff guys
I can get that
Just become a beserk guy
everypart can be watched on its own and still be enjoyed
like you're gonna miss out on some stuff but not much
i almost dropped jojos because of part 1
is berserk going to be finished by someone else?
but it got me in part 2
Weakest berserk fan strongest jojo enjoyer
and it got better with every season
I watched part 1 and thought I was watching the wrong anime
stone ocean this year 
bro fucking same
i was like
I feel like thats been rumored
stando doko???
God my anime taste is wild
if they whiff it bro its game over
I'm gonna start reading berserk while watching kanojo mo kanojo
omfg WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WIHT QUEUES
i cant get que anyfuckingwhere
nah i need 2 more kills in 2 games for a nice screenshot
gonna have to grind that one first
kanojo mo kanojo is one of those shows that make you good cringe
you know that good cringe?
like its so cringe but like you love it with all your heart
nyanners type of cringe
yeah
fuck, didnt happen.
um of course it is, its right there
ugh i should have played this shit last night
40 mins in que for maybe less than 5 minutes of actual gameplay
fuck
i havent even started on any of my dailies
I booked a taxi and the fucker drove right past where I set the meeting point
Into parking lot
Then proceeded to not move for five minutes
drive right over him
Then he texted that he would take a few minutes
As of rn it has been 8 mins since he entered that parking lot
He has still not moved
9 now
get off your ass and walk over there
and bang on his window and be like the fuck you doing
The parking lot is also
A twenty minute walk away
And I doubt he'll stop for anything If he isn't gonna stop for the set meeting point
I called a taxi cuz I didn't want to be late but the taxi is taking so long I might as well have just gotten onto a bus
Cuz this guy decided to drive into a random parking lot a wank for ten minutes or something
Not helping the cab driver so you can leave faster, smh
fucking christ SECOND FUCKING MATCH IN A ROW THAT BOTH TEAMMATES JUST FUCKING QUIT ON DROP
sdlfjkhsdgfhkgjhakdjherkjkjrh
If you're dying just say no
meanwhille I here cant even get a game
They can't kill you without consent
Alright ladies take it to the firing range
fucking never playing in the morning again
1v1 me hoe


Stream pls
nuts

Sheeesh
haha 1920 gang with 1080 gang
is it same input lag with 144 and 155 fps lock?
pretty much
Bruh my office mate won't stop smacking his lips so loud I can hear him from across the office
He's also eating his chicken rice with his bare hands
welcome to the vc llomo
:(
@elfin thistle your ass is looking fat today
oh my
Ayo true
ll0m0 putting on some thiccness
I see you've been working on that hourglass shape
to turret even harder
respect the grind
I low-key have to piss really hard
lmfao
still need this 1.5 hours after
what is that emote
yu like?
poki mains😐
bro just imagine waking up to this
one sec
Isn't centering just
Thin smoothbot
Gp format
Smh
I want my office mate to stop singing
Help
ababab
My ears are bleeding
was it worth it
No
figured
But the alternative was dry noodles



















