apex

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[proven pulsar]

just buy better luck

[bright elm]

1yu ^^

[proven pulsar]

ez

[elfin thistle]

A wrist replacement surgery

[autumn harness]

bro

[sonic mesa]

that was clean

[bright elm]

true

[autumn harness]

@sonic mesa are you astra yet in apex

[bright elm]

all my luck ran out when i got ayaka

[sonic mesa]

no fuck you

[autumn harness]

bro why fuck me

[proven pulsar]

got my booba sword on my 49 try

[elfin thistle]

https://youtu.be/LyebV-_psoQ @bright elm

[bright elm]

im down

[proven pulsar]

won the 50/50 no pity

[bright elm]

TRUE

[autumn harness]

that's an L

childe is saying L

[bright elm]

he's going to do the l dance

[autumn harness]

L

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-fortnite-takethel-dance-gif-12100688

the thanos gamemode was actually sick

im not even going to lie

[proven pulsar]

genshin skins in Fortnite when

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/childe-tartaglia-genshin-fetty-wap-genshin-impact-gif-20726575

damn some gifs shouldnt exist

[elfin thistle]

Fork knife dances in apex pls

[proven pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/mona-megistus-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-mona-mona-gif-21813886

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/hu-tao-genshin-impact-sus-gif-21336779

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-inazuma-ayaka-yoimiya-gorou-gif-22289094

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/hu-tao-genshin-dance-little-trolling-gif-22778608

[elfin thistle]

Amogus in genshin when

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-pogchamps-genshin-impact-hu-tao-among-us-gif-20684634

[elfin thistle]

Ngl

[autumn harness]

new banner

[elfin thistle]

Hu tao

Kinda funny tho

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/keqing-genshin-impact-genshin-best-girl-anime-gif-18602467

[bright elm]

bro what

LOL

look at snorlax

i feel bad

[autumn harness]

i dont

[bright elm]

he got fucking stomped

[autumn harness]

getting stomped by pokimane AND toast

[elfin thistle]

Who animated this is pogging rn

[autumn harness]

the game @elfin thistle

don't play it

[elfin thistle]

What game

[bright elm]

i did llomo

i blessed the degenerate community

[autumn harness]

u might pull a xkristiann in genshin

[bright elm]

bro xkristiann is a 6 star

why would he not want to pull me

[elfin thistle]

I never spent money on gacha before

👍

[autumn harness]

there's the first for everything

[elfin thistle]

But Baal is tempting me

I fear what I am capable of doing

[autumn harness]

DAMN TOAST

[bright elm]

WAIT

THAT'S TOAST?

[elfin thistle]

Kristian really spent my entire month's salary on league

[bright elm]

OH SHIT IT IS LOL

[autumn harness]

he's wearing a fake ab pack but everythingf else is real

[bright elm]

in the span of 6 years llomo

i spent 600 dollars

[elfin thistle]

Listen here

[bright elm]

🤤

[elfin thistle]

If I fucked my mum

Over the course of six years

I still fucked my mum

[autumn harness]

ok this is my banner

[elfin thistle]

This is literally every time a celeb advocates for some social cause

[autumn harness]

you added too many words

This is literally every time a celeb-

[bright elm]

^^

anything a celeb does

is for money

[elfin thistle]

So like

What do you think about the Kardashians

You gotta respect the mum

Managed to make a bunch of talentless kids into celebs

[autumn harness]

no that was me

im cashing in rn

[elfin thistle]

Nice cock!

[autumn harness]

i read some celebs make 1 dollar per second

[elfin thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-floss-sonic-flossing-sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-gif-16310252

[autumn harness]

imagine just paying for primogems every 5 seconds

[bright elm]

yk kim kardashian was the reason why they got famous

in the first place

[alpine trail]

NO

it wasnt

[bright elm]

im pretty sure she was

[alpine trail]

dont you know anything about kardashian lore

[elfin thistle]

Keeping up with the kardashians is literally just you watching a bunch of toxic relationships

[alpine trail]

smh my head

[autumn harness]

Tak kardashian

[bright elm]

nah

[autumn harness]

the OG

the OG avatar

[elfin thistle]

Tak Kardashian

I lost

[bright elm]

bro i don't dive deep into that kind of stuff bro

lmfao

[alpine trail]

when i make a tiktok

ill be TakKardashian

[elfin thistle]

Seems like you don't waste your time then

[grizzled summit]

i will literally block you if you use that moniker

[elfin thistle]

Uh oh it's pingu

[autumn harness]

it's ok tak i'll take you

[grizzled summit]

llomo :)

[elfin thistle]

I'm gonna get beamed

[grizzled summit]

:(

[elfin thistle]

:)

Llomo Kardashian

Lemme just flash my ass at the camera a few times

[bright elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/575758199064625168/886797994786181131/disguisedtoast-toast.gif

[elfin thistle]

Act in a unreasonable and toxic manner

Boom

I'm famous

[autumn harness]

bro if he looked like this 24/7

[bright elm]

get all the girls

im telling u

[elfin thistle]

That's how I look like 24/7 wdym

[autumn harness]

not just the girls

[bright elm]

he get u

[elfin thistle]

Ayo?

1yu sussy

[autumn harness]

are you saying being gay is sussy

smh ll0m0

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/hu-tao-genshin-impact-sus-gif-21336779

[elfin thistle]

That is exactly what I'm saying

Imposter 1yu

[bright elm]

im almost done

jesus

[elfin thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/hu-tao-gif-22296918

Idk about you but

I'd love to have hu tao as a friend

Free coffins

[autumn harness]

dude why not any of them as a friend

childe is a sugar daddy

zhongli is just hot

[elfin thistle]

But hu tao is funny

[autumn harness]

eula is like a tsundere

eh maybe not the lolis

[elfin thistle]

Dead child

But hu tao is funny men

Imagine you go to a friend's gathering

And she just tries to sell everyone coffins

[alpine trail]

bubble duels with @frail abyss and @burnt stone helped wonders

xd

[elfin thistle]

Ew ghost

[burnt stone]

suck my baals

[elfin thistle]

Abandoned me in balance

In chimps

[sonic mesa]

@burnt stone do u wanna play later question mark?

[elfin thistle]

Ok bb give balls

Rn

You can put your balls in my jaws

Chipotle lookin mf

Wait isn't tak a Gibby main

[autumn harness]

bro is TTV a new clan i've been seeing them around every lobby

same with Youtube or TV

[elfin thistle]

Join my clan

CTV

It's like ttv and tv but it's cable TV

[burnt stone]

maybe

i just got back home left at 7 am yesterday and arrived at 4 pm today

am tired

[bright elm]

it's already season 8 of chapter 2?

wtf

they really adding naruto

[elfin thistle]

Jjba in Fortnite when

[sonic mesa]

what the fuck

is that nasus from league?

[bright elm]

anubis

cmon bro

the egyptian god

[sonic mesa]

yeah thats nasus

duh 🤪

[autumn harness]

please dont be true

[elfin thistle]

Anubis is based on nasus

The ancient Egyptians saw nasus and thought he was cool

[sonic mesa]

RASENGANNNNNNN

[alpine trail]

duos is not fun

🤓

[elfin thistle]

Duos is fun!

I love duos in arenas

Where I can face bots running triple lstar

I feel like it's bad that I feel so sick from sleep deprivation that I cant fall asleep

[alpine trail]

Anybody got any good scenarios to improve using a wingman in apex ?

[astral pebble]

play arenas and buy only wingman

[sonic mesa]

don't listen to dongie he's dogshit at the game

[proven pulsar]

dongie is top 100 pred but ok

[sonic mesa]

there's a wingman scenario in kvks

just search "wingman"

it should be there somewhere

[alpine trail]

y u hate on dongie

Yea I buy wingman constantly in arenas and I’m not bad with it like it’s my favourite weapon when it comes to arena but I just wanna improve it

wingman test field

=/

is the scenario

right click to ADS for accuracy

Cheers geeza

[static rose]

or cfsd manwing i think

so u can practice strafe aim plus clicking

[bright elm]

why are you hating on dongie

[sonic mesa]

don't even start

[bright elm]

dongie is TSM imperialhal

[sonic mesa]

he's dogshit and trolling

period

[bright elm]

@alpine trail even asked him

and he said yes

dongie is imperialhal confirmed

[sonic mesa]

idk how he's not banned yet

[bright elm]

you're the only one here who actually has a problem with him

lmfao

[astral pebble]

idk how YOU are not banned yet. following splash footsteps there.

[alpine trail]

dongie is a saint

back off grindersky ❤️

national treasure dongie

[bright elm]

[vital rock]

What happened to that splash idiot

[proven pulsar]

got banned

[vital rock]

Where’s his top 50

[proven pulsar]

[vital rock]

[bright elm]

yeah

he got banned a while ago

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

He couldn't revtane back into this server

[proven pulsar]

oh hey pat

how did you do in the quals

i only got to watch like 2 of your games

[vital rock]

On track to make pro league. Renewing my contract with laz. Verified on twitter. Joined VT. While dudes still running rev in masters lobbies

And still can’t get blitz

[bright elm]

good luck with your pro career

[vital rock]

[elfin thistle]

How much is ur salary

[vital rock]

In finals for tomorrow but it’s gonna be a long ride through these quals

So many games

[elfin thistle]

👀

[sonic mesa]

never ask a man how much he earns

🤨

[elfin thistle]

Ok but what if he's a woman

[vital rock]

Dummy no one is allowed to say their salary unless the org goes public

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

[vital rock]

It’s literally in contracts to not be allowed to say

[sonic mesa]

[elfin thistle]

Oh shid

[proven pulsar]

Oh shit

is that the case?

[elfin thistle]

Damb it's almost like I've never signed a contract with a pro team before

[proven pulsar]

😳

[vital rock]

Just sign with a pro team

[elfin thistle]

It's ok im gonna do the thing where I move my mouse

And then become top 1 aimer

[bright elm]

it's that easy

[elfin thistle]

And sign to a pro team

It's that easy

[vital rock]

Yes it’s part of the contract in 99% of cases

[elfin thistle]

Just play the game lmao

[bright elm]

what if i just make my own pro team

[vital rock]

They don’t want you releasing your salary

[bright elm]

called

asian gang

or smth

asians only

sorry

[elfin thistle]

Ayo Asia?

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

Nvm you're in NA

[bright elm]

im still asian

[elfin thistle]

Can't grind ranked together

Pain

[little verge]

Best of luck in the finals dude, though I have to also wish Hollow and Inhuman good luck so it might cancel out.

[bright elm]

we can

it's just that one of us will have 100 ping

[elfin thistle]

Yeah you're asian but also like 12h away from me

👍

[bright elm]

just move to canada

noob

[elfin thistle]

Only 100ms

Smh

I play on 200ms+

Unless I'm on Asia servers

[bright elm]

im

almost

done

[vital rock]

Hollow

[elfin thistle]

Filled

So like when stream men

When are you collabing with dongie

Hundredz x dongie

[true ravine]

are u in finals? didn't watched last games

[proven pulsar]

wait till you find out about the 180 electroculus

[elfin thistle]

Spoil it

Rn

[vital rock]

Yes

[elfin thistle]

Hundredz x dongie when

[bright elm]

yep

i saw

LOL

im doing that later this week since I only have a 3 hour class this week

i get to go home at 12

[hallow arrow]

gl on the finals 🛐

[vital rock]

Dongie should just play on console

[elfin thistle]

Listen here

[bright elm]

controller dongie

[elfin thistle]

Dongie is top 0 pred

[bright elm]

would beam

deadass

[elfin thistle]

If dongie were on roller

He would beam so hard the servers would get beamed

And then shut down

And apex would become unplayable

[proven pulsar]

hundredz when are you coaching dongie on stream

'coaching the worst apex player'

content

[elfin thistle]

Is this the uni lifestyle

[elfin thistle]

Ayo wtf I bet you can't beat dongie in a 1v1

[astral pebble]

haha

[bright elm]

well yes but actually no

im still in highschool, they just changed the way the schedule works

[vital rock]

Wow rude dongie is better than a lot of people

[bright elm]

senior year

[vital rock]

Like rev players like splash

[little verge]

Dongie is better than me.

[bright elm]

@astral pebble send the clip

actually ill send it for you

[proven pulsar]

oh shit my bad

what dongie clip?

the montage?

[elfin thistle]

If you're a short person and in high school, does that make you in medium school

[bright elm]

no the one clip where he was using a spitfire

[elfin thistle]

Man my internet is poggers today

Which one

[bright elm]

maybe

[astral pebble]

i think i know which one you mean, iirc it's titled "trash"

[elfin thistle]

Oh

That one

[bright elm]

wait

what happened to ur channel

[elfin thistle]

At octane area on KC?

[bright elm]

ncvm

https://www.twitch.tv/timecop1080/clip/MuddyInexpensiveJayShazBotstix-yUMpUS0voRVygSKq?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

@vital rock dongie's a rev player

[true ravine]

niceee

[elfin thistle]

If twitch dared to take down dongie's channel dongie would beam twitch CEO

[astral pebble]

https://www.twitch.tv/timecop1080/clip/AmazingCreativeMetalBlargNaut-4Tnj_jBoTBqa7SA5?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time

[bright elm]

YES

[astral pebble]

uh what no

[bright elm]

god clip

[elfin thistle]

Ok but why play any character that's not mirage

Mirage god character

[astral pebble]

lmao that loser getting in my way

[bright elm]

people who melee off drop

[elfin thistle]

What g7 skin is that

Never seen it before

Dongie exclusive skin

[alpine trail]

only real ones know

[elfin thistle]

Wtf you guys have been playing for 4h

[vital rock]

Oh ya lmao

[little verge]

I hate that G7 skin because it has ruptured my eardrums from so many headshot level up sounds.

[alpine trail]

[elfin thistle]

Just turn off audio

Not like you're gonna hear any footsteps anyway

[little verge]

Just a cacophony of ear splitting madness every time, louder than the old level up menu sounds post match for the seasons pass.

The joys of the first few battlepasses having +30dB more volume than the entire game.

[elfin thistle]

I had a sex clip yesterday

Then my shadow play crashed

👍

It only worked on my desktop

[bright elm]

sex clip?

😳

[elfin thistle]

Yes

Me and u rn

[bright elm]

no

im underaged

im a minor

also sex before marriage is bad

abstinence is the way

[elfin thistle]

I'm punching the air rn

Okwe all know sex is bad but what about

Hand holding

[alpine trail]

that old sexc g7 skin

mmm

mmm spicy

[elfin thistle]

Man I wish I played in s4

Reactive flatline skin

[cinder plank]

Its coming back isnt it

[elfin thistle]

Is it

Don't get my hopes up

[deep linden]

PK reactive is

not the flatline though

[cinder plank]

Aw man

[elfin thistle]

There's a reactive pk?

[deep linden]

there is

from s3

[cinder plank]

Same design isnt it

[deep linden]

with the icicle shard thingies? yeah

only this time with a black/dark purple theme

[burnt stone]

@grizzled summit

[elfin thistle]

Oh shid

Looks pretty nice

Clip is clearly faked

Nobody beats pingu

[elfin thistle]

Is it gonna be an event skin

[deep linden]

seems like it

[elfin thistle]

Or is it just gonna appear in the shop

And I'd have to spent apex coins

[grizzled summit]

:(

why did you have to post this

it cost you nothing

[autumn harness]

wait s4 reactive is coming back

[burnt stone]

😄

[grizzled summit]

im literally gonna cry

[sonic mesa]

[deep linden]

s3 is

not s4

[elfin thistle]

Fuc

[deep linden]

s4 is flatline

[elfin thistle]

I have that exact vid

[elfin thistle]

I want s4 reactive back

[autumn harness]

if toddlers start saying sheesh I'm done for

[elfin thistle]

Gimme p2w flatline pls

Fucking zoomers

Kids these days

Smh

[hallow arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kat-cat-flying-toss-black-and-white-cat-gif-21824336

when the kid says sheesh

[elfin thistle]

Kids these days and their ticks and tacks

I tried

[deep linden]

nice try

[elfin thistle]

Outplayed

[deep linden]

edited

[elfin thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/686465014361489430/886824103821066250/IMG_20210827_163746.png

[deep linden]

you see that edited part?

that means you lost

[elfin thistle]

Man is this what it feels like to play revtane

The cheese

[deep linden]

smh

[elfin thistle]

Uh no u

[grizzled summit]

i need to touch some fucking grass

[alpine trail]

ew

[astral pebble]

how about some cats

[alpine trail]

[grizzled summit]

i would love to touch a cat

dongie do you have a cat

[alpine trail]

dongie is a social media influencer

[astral pebble]

i have a few

[alpine trail]

mentions one thing and pingu's on it

[grizzled summit]

send me pics of them as tax for mentioning cats

[alpine trail]

dongie do you still have that praying mantis on your monitor

[astral pebble]

did you check the dongie cat channel? there's plenty of cats in it

[grizzled summit]

hogchamp

[astral pebble]

lol is that the dudes face

[grizzled summit]

alrighty

sleep well whenever you guys do so

ty for the games

[alpine trail]

ggs

[burnt stone]

ggs

[deep linden]

why

[elfin thistle]

Minecraft?

[deep linden]

guess i'm not sleeping

[elfin thistle]

Did anyone say they wanna play on an SMP server

Running the valhelsia 3 modpack?

In Minecraft version 1.16.5

Hosted in Asia by me?

That runs 24/7

I'm bored as fuck pls help

[grizzled summit]

whenever im bored i just nap

[elfin thistle]

I can't nap all day

How about you transfer your nap effects to me

To make up for my lack of sleep

I am missing 6h of sleep today to get 7h of sleep

[grizzled summit]

im surrounded by you insomniacs

it sickens me

[astral pebble]

i had a24/7 Minecrap server and some dudes got into it and made huge swastikas all over the place

[elfin thistle]

Listen here

Just because I sleep 2h a day

Doesn't mean I have a problem

[grizzled summit]

concern

[astral pebble]

and spawned some flying crap that bombarded everything on the map

[grizzled summit]

do you at least sleep at consistent times

[elfin thistle]

And thats why you check who you invite

[elfin thistle]

Lmao n0

[grizzled summit]

fix that first

[astral pebble]

lol it was "friend of a friend"

[grizzled summit]

get into a schedule

[elfin thistle]

It's usually between 2am to 5am

👍

[grizzled summit]

and stick with it

for you

try sleeping at 1am every night i guess?

[elfin thistle]

I should sleep but

[grizzled summit]

and then slowly shift that up

[elfin thistle]

Gayming

I like to do the gayming

[grizzled summit]

stop g*ming so much then

[elfin thistle]

[astral pebble]

my sleep schedule is pretty good

[elfin thistle]

My god

Nice!

[alpine trail]

i do be

so bad

[grizzled summit]

sleep champ

[alpine trail]

[elfin thistle]

I've been considering sleeping at 7pm

And waking up at 2am

[grizzled summit]

why the fuck

[alpine trail]

why not

[elfin thistle]

And just playing from 2am until I have to go to work

Some people did this in my old school

[deep linden]

i sleep at 3PM

:)

[elfin thistle]

Cuz they're tryhards at studying

[grizzled summit]

what is wrong with you people and your sleep schedules

[cinder plank]

They study before school?

[elfin thistle]

Lmao I get off school at 3pm if I'm lucky

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[grizzled summit]

only excuses are grave shifts

[elfin thistle]

If I'm unlucky 6pm

[deep linden]

it makes sense when most of my friends are not in the same timezone

[grizzled summit]

fuck friends

proper sleep>>>

[elfin thistle]

Ayo friends with benefits?

[cinder plank]

No

[elfin thistle]

Fucking friends?

[deep linden]

nah bruh the homies need me

[elfin thistle]

Kinda hot

[grizzled summit]

😳

[cinder plank]

Fuck friends are my kind of friends

[deep linden]

if i'm not there who would catch them lacking

[proven pulsar]

6am-2pm sleep schedule

[grizzled summit]

actual gremlins, the lot of you

[elfin thistle]

Classic

[cinder plank]

Exact same as one of my friends lmao

[deep linden]

I used to sleep at 10PM every day

[elfin thistle]

Listen here

What's so bad about being a gremlin

[grizzled summit]

fall from grace, seraph

[proven pulsar]

not my fault covid happened

i used to be a successful person

now look at me

malding at apex everyday at 2am

[grizzled summit]

lmao

[deep linden]

been a long time since i've fallen

[elfin thistle]

Looking at you rn

Kinda hot

[cinder plank]

Cant stop looking

[proven pulsar]

😳

[deep linden]

I used to be decent at the shit I do

[elfin thistle]

😳

[alpine trail]

is this server side or my computer or settings....idk

[deep linden]

now I'm just a shitter

[grizzled summit]

my sleep is 11/12 to 8/9

[elfin thistle]

I used to be studying and making progress

Then the army happened

[cinder plank]

Nice username

[elfin thistle]

Now I just play games and wait to get out

[grizzled summit]

soldier llomo?

[elfin thistle]

👍

[deep linden]

I didn't even have to study to get high grades

[alpine trail]

thx

[twilit flicker]

been happeniung to me since the new patch

[elfin thistle]

I used to be an adventurer like you

[deep linden]

and then some shit happened at the start of uni

[elfin thistle]

Until I took an arrow to the knee

[alpine trail]

i see

[deep linden]

which made me say ah fuck it I hate myself

[elfin thistle]

Adventurer as in combat engineer and arrow as in knee injuries to both of my knees

[grizzled summit]

:(

[elfin thistle]

And then I almost smashed my finger off

Then got transferred to HQ

[thorn warren]

@alpine trail u just killed hal 😮

[cinder plank]

I havent studied for 3 years

Someone help me

[elfin thistle]

Why not

Nerd

[proven pulsar]

its fine bro

just become a pro player

ez money

[cinder plank]

I forget everything the next day

[elfin thistle]

What course are you taking

[grizzled summit]

bad influences, all of you

boo

[cinder plank]

:CatDance:

[elfin thistle]

Listen here

It's not my fault I got conscripted

Smh

[grizzled summit]

perhaps

[proven pulsar]

im encouraging my guy to chase his dreams

[deep linden]

at the start? Computer Engineering. Now? Interdisciplinary Studies

[proven pulsar]

how is that a bad influence

[grizzled summit]

theres about a million streamers

[elfin thistle]

What is interdisciplinary studies

[cinder plank]

I smell an arguement

[deep linden]

hell I was one of the top takers of the entrance exams in my uni

[grizzled summit]

wha

[elfin thistle]

Sounds like a very vague term

[deep linden]

think two different tracks and then mixing them

[proven pulsar]

bro same

[elfin thistle]

So is that like

A double degree

Or a double major

[deep linden]

pretty much except it's only one degree

[elfin thistle]

A double major then

[proven pulsar]

i was like top 10 in the admission exam

[deep linden]

and you cover only the basics

[proven pulsar]

big brain

[elfin thistle]

I'm going into info systems

And I get to choose a second major in year 2

👍

[elfin thistle]

Admission to my heart

[deep linden]

I took the entrance exam for another uni in case I didn't get in to my current one and placed 5th

[elfin thistle]

Question is

Wait you guys have uni entrance exams that are different per uni?

[proven pulsar]

😳

not me

[elfin thistle]

It's just one standardized exam here

[deep linden]

In my country yes

Different unis, different entrance exams

[elfin thistle]

6 subjects are graded where I'm from

I hated math with a passion

2 3h papers

[proven pulsar]

In my place is one exam with small variations according to the major you are applying to

the catch is that it happens the same day in all unis

[cinder plank]

What country u guys from

[proven pulsar]

so you can only apply to one

[deep linden]

The uni I placed 5th in was so annoying

[elfin thistle]

From ur heart

[deep linden]

Philippines

[proven pulsar]

Mexico

[cinder plank]

Oh ok

Seraph i knew it

[deep linden]

Filipinos are basically the Hispanics of Asia

[elfin thistle]

So like

5555555

[cinder plank]

I watched ur vid and i noticed the accent

[proven pulsar]

fake hispanics not speaking spanish

smh

[deep linden]

Some people can't tell the accent

[elfin thistle]

Does this mean that

[deep linden]

If you speak spanish you immediately meet one of the requirements for naturalization here

[elfin thistle]

I can say offensive things to filipinos

Do I have the F pass

[deep linden]

What offensive things

[burnt stone]

clip of the day for me

[cinder plank]

Tangina mo bobo

The classic

[elfin thistle]

Hey you're stealing my shtick

Wtf

[deep linden]

Ah yes

[elfin thistle]

Putang Ina mo

[deep linden]

Tangina moment

[elfin thistle]

The league of legends catchphrase

[proven pulsar]

what

[deep linden]

Basically applying for citizenship

[burnt stone]

i hit the wm shot so i'm not stealing shit

[proven pulsar]

wtf is that

why does that sound like hilichurl language

[elfin thistle]

I see how it is

[cinder plank]

Any bading in the chat

[elfin thistle]

Im bading in chat

What's bading in chat

[deep linden]

Putang ina mo
= your mother is a whore
Although it's used more like "fuck you"

[cinder plank]

Bading is gay i think

But i could be wrong

[deep linden]

Bading is gay yes

[elfin thistle]

Woah

Bading for you uwu

[cinder plank]

😳

[proven pulsar]

puta

[cinder plank]

The classic puta

[deep linden]

Bakla is also used for gay but in proper use it means scared

[elfin thistle]

https://lingojam.com/Englishtouwu

[cinder plank]

Why

[deep linden]

Puta = whore yes

Even in Philippines

[proven pulsar]

and Puto?

[burnt stone]

manwhore

[deep linden]

And if you ask someone their age

[proven pulsar]

right

[burnt stone]

did you see that clip from earlier

[deep linden]

You say it in spanish

[proven pulsar]

✅

[grizzled summit]

huh

[deep linden]

Puto is different tho

[burnt stone]

me and tak posted

[grizzled summit]

yes

[proven pulsar]

how is that

[grizzled summit]

they were v nice

[burnt stone]

tyty

pingu

didn't you get a good clip earlier

[elfin thistle]

Where's that from

[burnt stone]

you said you were hacking

[deep linden]

Bente años

[grizzled summit]

i literally just added a note to you lmao

[proven pulsar]

ñññññ gang

[grizzled summit]

oh

[elfin thistle]

Oh you can add notes to people?

[grizzled summit]

i did get a clip ghost

[burnt stone]

or did you not clip it

lets gooo

[grizzled summit]

yes llomo

since the dawn of discord

[elfin thistle]

I'm a boomer

Fucking zoomers

[grizzled summit]

how old are you even

[elfin thistle]

I don't wanna go

[elfin thistle]

UwU asking my age?

[deep linden]

@proven pulsar oh yeah we also use spanish in currency

[elfin thistle]

C-could it b-be

[burnt stone]

guess who this is

[elfin thistle]

I'm 19

Turning 20

[deep linden]

Kwarenta = 40

[proven pulsar]

No way

[deep linden]

That's spelled in Filipino

[grizzled summit]

why do i find that hard to believe

[elfin thistle]

Listen here

I'm the real sniper monkey from btd6

[burnt stone]

send clip

[elfin thistle]

With 024

[proven pulsar]

Cuarenta = Kwarenta

wtf is this

[burnt stone]

except you suk

[grizzled summit]

im literally in bed on my phone

[deep linden]

Yes

[elfin thistle]

I miss u

Uwu

[burnt stone]

unluky

[elfin thistle]

Jk

[proven pulsar]

is your language slightly derived from Latin or something

what the heck

[burnt stone]

kekw

[cinder plank]

Why be sniper when u can be the helicopter monkey

[deep linden]

We were a spanish colony for 333 years bruh

[cinder plank]

Good strafing and goated tracking

[proven pulsar]

and yall not speak spanish

[deep linden]

Nope

[proven pulsar]

susge

[burnt stone]

ngl i read that as 3333 years

like damn

[deep linden]

Things changed after US invaded

[elfin thistle]

Ya know what

I'm gonna become the spectre

From btd

[cinder plank]

Oh shit

The movemeny

[deep linden]

US Commonwealth President called for a local language to be used instead of foreign languages for national identity

[elfin thistle]

Gonna do the sick ace micro

[cinder plank]

Sheeesh

[sour flame]

Good morning

[proven pulsar]

L

[grizzled summit]

sniba

what time is it

[sour flame]

7 am

[grizzled summit]

ok

did you do your assignment

[elfin thistle]

Maybe

[sour flame]

Just add 7 hours to your time

[elfin thistle]

I should just

Become a btd6 main

[grizzled summit]

there is one right answer to this

[sour flame]

I did some yes

[elfin thistle]

The answer is no

[deep linden]

I sleep

Wait no

It's not 3

[elfin thistle]

Homework is for losers

[grizzled summit]

some is better than none i guess

[elfin thistle]

Phasmophobia is for winners

[grizzled summit]

good job sniba

[elfin thistle]

Phasmophobia rn sniba

[deep linden]

Phasmo?

[sour flame]

I didn't manage to finish it though

[grizzled summit]

you gave it a good effort

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

[sour flame]

Thanks

[sour flame]

I woke up now

[sour flame]

I did actually try yes

[deep linden]

Phasmo trains your reflex clicking when you need a photo of the ghost

[elfin thistle]

I don't recall asking when you woke up

[deep linden]

[elfin thistle]

Smh

I only asked for phasmo

[sour flame]

What

Should I go back to sleep

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[elfin thistle]

And I will be your sleep paralysis demon

[burnt stone]

you could just ask me

smh

[proven pulsar]

redditcaustic.mp4

[deep linden]

I have yet to reinstall

I reset my pc

[burnt stone]

reinstall apex?

lets goo

[deep linden]

Phasmo

I already have Apex installed

[burnt stone]

aye

[deep linden]

Because fzzy strafing is the new meta

[burnt stone]

wanna play pex tomorrow?

[deep linden]

I'm gonna wait for the event first

I'm gonna buy flashpoint

And the new wraith skin

[burnt stone]

gotcha

[cinder plank]

I need someone to teach me phasmo honesyly

I just ran around following my friends

[deep linden]

@cinder plank go in, use emf/thermal (provided breaker is on) to sense where the ghost is at, ask questions without saying the name (only say the name when it you really need to), bring in equipment, gather evidence, done

Also hide when the ghost is hunting

Saying the name will make the ghost unresponsive and angy

And video cams are easy ways to cheese it

[elfin thistle]

Or you can do it my way and run in repeating the ghost's name over and over

Ape the ghost

[burnt stone]

ape me?

[elfin thistle]

Yes bb

Rn

Get on so I can ape you

[burnt stone]

kekw

[elfin thistle]

UwU

[burnt stone]

we can play some phasmo if you want

[elfin thistle]

notices your bulge

growls

[elfin thistle]

Phasmo rn?

[burnt stone]

not with ll0m0

jk i meant at a later time

am literally about to go to bed in a little

[elfin thistle]

Wtf is this racism

I may be in the office and unable to play rn but that's beside the point

Now if your racist tirade is over let's play phas

[burnt stone]

drag0s is asian too

[cinder plank]

yes

[burnt stone]

unlucky ll0m0

[burnt stone]

you'd be the first one to die you don't even know the sprint button

all you know is turret kekw

[alpine trail]

asians on top

[burnt stone]

kyn are you asian too

[elfin thistle]

Wait

There's a sprint Button?

[alpine trail]

korean yeah

[elfin thistle]

Wtf there is

[alpine trail]

north korean

[burnt stone]

i feel like almost everyone here is asian or eu

[alpine trail]

im kim jong uns son

[grizzled summit]

asia gang

[elfin thistle]

Ok but when are you gonna carry me

[alpine trail]

W pingu

[elfin thistle]

To masters

[burnt stone]

wait pingus asian too

wtf

[grizzled summit]

????

[burnt stone]

gaysian

[grizzled summit]

i literally told you

[elfin thistle]

Asian gang

[alpine trail]

A S I N

[burnt stone]

i just remembered you were asian kekw

[grizzled summit]

IT WAS TODAY TOO

lmfao

[burnt stone]

I JUST REMEMBERED

[elfin thistle]

Welcome to the first annual rice cooker conference

[alpine trail]

y u think pingu so good at game?

[burnt stone]

SHUSH

[alpine trail]

asin

[burnt stone]

and kyn

and ll0m0

[elfin thistle]

Why am I not good at game then

Tf

[burnt stone]

actually scratch that

[grizzled summit]

reroll your genes

[alpine trail]

no i was doing so horribly today

[elfin thistle]

I lost the 50/50 on asian genes

[alpine trail]

the game put me in bot lobbies

[elfin thistle]

Got the qiqi genes

[alpine trail]

like teammate lv 30 champ squad lvls 30 and 40

[grizzled summit]

qiqi

[burnt stone]

born non asian
unlucky go next

[grizzled summit]

i have qiqi on genshin

[elfin thistle]

Yes

Best dps

Second only to amber

[alpine trail]

eomm

[elfin thistle]

I train my flicks with amber on genshin

Even tho I don't play genshin

[burnt stone]

who's second only to femboy venti

fa gang

[elfin thistle]

Venti is the best support, dps, tank, healer, and any given role

Because he is a femboy

There is no counter point

It is true

Ghost is also a femboy

That is why he is good at game

[burnt stone]

wat

[burnt stone]

femboy supporter*

i support the cause

[grizzled summit]

mfw no cute femboy to carry me on apex

why live

[alpine trail]

buy one on fiver

[grizzled summit]

impurity

nonsense

[alpine trail]

k stay femboy-less

[elfin thistle]

https://youtu.be/wpp2GrBPSws

I found the leaked season 11 test build

[alpine trail]

id still miss my shots

[elfin thistle]

Wait a minute

Do you think there a femboys on egirl.gg

We should hire one

[alpine trail]

we have fA tho

[burnt stone]

There are femboys on there

[elfin thistle]

Shieet

[burnt stone]

Kekw

[elfin thistle]

Well FA isn't always available

[alpine trail]

femboys on call 24/7

[elfin thistle]

On demand ara aras

This is like bullyhunters but even better

A brilliant Ara Ara, very difficult move

[burnt stone]

ll0m0 lost

[astral pebble]

lmao

[sinful mantle]

do kills get counted after leaving a game?

[astral pebble]

of course?

BUT, if you knock -> leave -> doens't count (as far as i know)

but if you knock -> kill -> leave = OK

i never tested to see if you knock someone, leave, and your teammate (or someone else on the map) finishes them

schrodinger's kill

[burnt stone]

if an enemy leaves or dies before thirsting their kill and you thirst it then you get the kill even though he was already down iirc

[astral pebble]

nah no way

i'd actually have kills that way

i've third-party sniped/killed people across the map and that didnt count towards my kills

once they weer already down

oh

i see the difference

if someone downs -> leavels

yeah idk, dont think i ever checked that far

[alpine trail]

i mean you can get KP by finishing knocked people in ranked

i think

even if your team didnt knock them

might be after a certain time threshold as well

[astral pebble]

are you sure

[alpine trail]

It might be after X time being knocked or something

[astral pebble]

cuz ive never seen a kill count go up when I finish someone else whos crawling that I didnt down

teh damage doesnt count either

maybe after X time yaeh

or maybe only if they have gold revive?

[alpine trail]

could be

i sniped someone from range who was knocked in ranked with a longbow

and my name came up in the feed + got 1KP for it

[astral pebble]

mmmh

[alpine trail]

it might work the same way assists do