apex

[autumn harness]

either they're going to be perfect or shit sitting out for 2 years

[twilit flicker]

we off the grid

[bright elm]

guoba army

[autumn harness]

no

[sour flame]

pubs

[alpine trail]

-> ranked

pubs ?

pubs?

O F F T H E G R I D

[sour flame]

yes pubs

[twilit flicker]

can u superglide from rampart wall

[alpine trail]

yes

movement rampart montage when

@ sniba

anyone wanna play in like 30-40mins ?

[autumn harness]

play wat

if rank yes

If pub maybe no

[elfin thistle]

how do I stop

whiffing

[autumn harness]

ask me

[elfin thistle]

I like try to track and then my hand just stops

[hoary hamlet]

man i wish ngl

[elfin thistle]

it just doesn't move

even tho I try to move it

[autumn harness]

it's the mousepad u shitter

[alpine trail]

seems like youre disabled

[autumn harness]

fucking qck

[static rose]

lmao

yeah qck is dogshit

[elfin thistle]

why is it bad tho

[autumn harness]

s-gay

[elfin thistle]

im curious

[static rose]

becomes mudpad after even a bit of use

[elfin thistle]

ah

explains why I feel like

I'm fighting it

a lot lately

[autumn harness]

get aqua control plus

[elfin thistle]

I bought a hein

[autumn harness]

nvm ur getting hirn

[elfin thistle]

its coming in 2 weeks

[autumn harness]

yo gimme half ur hien

[elfin thistle]

sure only $80

[autumn harness]

half??

[elfin thistle]

selling free hein for $80

half off

[static rose]

this is what i have but the grey and white one

[autumn harness]

Rob strata?

or just white

[static rose]

strata

[elfin thistle]

is aqua control or hein better

[autumn harness]

hien prob

[static rose]

its not ROB b/c its grey

I wanna get the white tho

since its supposedly a bit better

[autumn harness]

Strata is bad apparently cuz they have coating

I eat so much at my desk that I have to clean my mousdpad every fortnight

[static rose]

yeah i can feel it

[elfin thistle]

I hope that the mousepad change will help my tracking not stop randomly

[bright elm]

don't eat at ur desk

[static rose]

i wipe mine often to avoid the particulant from fucking it up

[elfin thistle]

[autumn harness]

u cant tell me what to do

[bright elm]

sorry dad

[autumn harness]

it's already too late

[elfin thistle]

I've been having that issue for a long ass time

[alpine trail]

currently: scheming up a way to steal llomo's hien

[elfin thistle]

uh oh

ha you see

I bought

2

[deep linden]

i have a peeled shidenkai

[autumn harness]

one for me

:(

[deep linden]

aka overpriced hien

[elfin thistle]

unlucky

I cancelled the order

[autumn harness]

I bought a used shikenkai

and there was no glass beads

[elfin thistle]

but idk if it's actually gonna cancel

[autumn harness]

:)

[elfin thistle]

whats a shikenkai like

[visual shoal]

i vouch for the otsu and zero

[autumn harness]

rly fast

[elfin thistle]

isn't that the glass one

[deep linden]

really fast

[autumn harness]

but then it wears off

then u gotta peel it off

[visual shoal]

i wonder how the raiden is

[autumn harness]

I got zero 4 yr ago

[elfin thistle]

is it like a hein with a sheet of glass beads on it

[autumn harness]

and I just switched to ac

[visual shoal]

how's the AC?

[autumn harness]

very good

[visual shoal]

better than zero in your opinion? faster? slower? more control

[autumn harness]

faster than zero xsoft

less control but idc

[visual shoal]

i see

[burnt stone]

Prob won't you can test to see yourself if it's bad

Just track in a linear straight line one side to the other

[autumn harness]

qck to hien is really big jump

[elfin thistle]

I tested it

[autumn harness]

going from shit to less shit mousepad

[elfin thistle]

and it has a diff

[burnt stone]

And see if there are patchy stops to keep you from moving

[static rose]

it will help ur smoothness mostly

[burnt stone]

Or slows you down

[elfin thistle]

I rotate the mousepad to switch from slow to fast pad

kekw

[bright elm]

bro why are you hating on the qck

qck is god mousepad

[autumn harness]

ok

[hoary hamlet]

same lmao

[autumn harness]

give me an airhockey table mousepad tho

[burnt stone]

Idk what qck is

[autumn harness]

plz

[bright elm]

fr

that's like

ultimate speed

[elfin thistle]

gimme the

razer hovering mouse

april fools prank

but real

[burnt stone]

But i had a shitty gltek 10$ mousepad before i got my hien

[elfin thistle]

gay ass

[burnt stone]

Some random big ass amazon clothpad

[elfin thistle]

smol pp mousepad

[autumn harness]

ll0m0s a coomer so the experiences are different

the spots on the pad

[elfin thistle]

hey I have a mercy pad for a reason

it's turning from soft to hard pad

[bright elm]

bro?

[elfin thistle]

rn

[static rose]

you gave it a biological coating

[bright elm]

u sure that's the only thing that's hard

[alpine trail]

-_-

[burnt stone]

Made with a lot of love

[elfin thistle]

the only thing that will be har5d 24/7

that's right

vintage

pre loved

mousepad

[burnt stone]

So is it smooth all the way across after you flipped your pad ll0m0?

[elfin thistle]

yed

well the top of the pad is rough

the bottom is faster

[burnt stone]

Then no your prob won't be fixed by the mousepad kekw atleast not horozontally even if it's a little slower it shouldn't completely stop you from tracking

[random thistle]

Stop breaking things! :C

[elfin thistle]

when I flip the pad I can feel the change

like it becomes hard to control

300

[burnt stone]

Although you will be much smoother and your aim eill be better when you're actually moving

[elfin thistle]

that's what the menu says

[elfin thistle]

let me cope nerd

b00li

[autumn harness]

bro

imagine a pad

that moves the mouse for you

[bright elm]

you buy hacks bro

[elfin thistle]

ezfrags.net

[autumn harness]

it will only become needed if hacks are actually bannable

[burnt stone]

Does it happen in kovaaks

[bright elm]

they are

LOL

[elfin thistle]

yes

it happens in vaaks

[autumn harness]

idk man

[elfin thistle]

and I flick to compensate

[autumn harness]

my intel over at japan (dongie) says there's a lot of cheaters

[burnt stone]

I only had that issue on csgo

[elfin thistle]

cuz ur a nerd

it doesn't happen for me in cs kekw

[burnt stone]

Well are you tracking in cs?

[elfin thistle]

no

only flicks

only fans

[burnt stone]

I should reiterate

It only happened when i used to play cs go

[elfin thistle]

sub to my onlyfans

you know when you see

[burnt stone]

So when i started transitioning into tracking games that weren't judt flicks

[elfin thistle]

my vaaks

and like it just outruns me

that's what happens

[autumn harness]

maybe you're overthinking

[elfin thistle]

I try to track and I just stop

[autumn harness]

u suck

[elfin thistle]

u swallow

[autumn harness]

im eating chikcen nuggets rn

[elfin thistle]

its also why I cant mirror

cuz when I try to mirror I just stop moving my mouse

[sonic mesa]

does anyone wanna play

[bright elm]

can i have som e

[bright elm]

im playing poopshin

[burnt stone]

You prob just have dog shit moise control

[bright elm]

i gotta grind the primogems for baal

im at 70 pity

[autumn harness]

no

[elfin thistle]

chicken nuggies

[bright elm]

why

[burnt stone]

Ll0m0s mousepad is literally a sens randomizer xD

[autumn harness]

im not going to export food

[bright elm]

just paypal me money

so i can buy nuggets

:)

[autumn harness]

is the powderpuff girls a victim of child abuse

[bright elm]

idk

i never watched the show

[sonic mesa]

STOP PLAYING AMONG US

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/boiled-soundcloud-boiled-boiled-irl-boiled-utsc-boiled-cheesestick-agem-soundcloud-gif-20049996

[burnt stone]

Yes

With my full stack

Kekw

Kristian

[elfin thistle]

bruh

I just

flipped my pad

and almost hit a PB

on play 1

[proven pulsar]

@alpine trail server?

[autumn harness]

why in America do people poop in malls

[sonic mesa]

@alpine trail come play

[bright elm]

yo

[sonic mesa]

[alpine trail]

why do they measure things with feet and inches

[autumn harness]

I want to move to Canada or taiwan

[burnt stone]

Am gonna play ranked with my stack to get to diamond or masters with no warm up after a week of not touching my keyboard

[autumn harness]

but I'm too lazy to

[bright elm]

yes

[sonic mesa]

yeah i can play ranked

[bright elm]

come to canada

[burnt stone]

How fucked do you think I'll be kristian?

[bright elm]

hmm

you'll probably won't be as good for the first few games

but you'll be fine after that

that's how it was for me at least

I didn't even need to play kovaaks

[proven pulsar]

You got a 2nd player already tho

[burnt stone]

I wonder if taking a break like this will make me play better or worse after I'm readjusted

And warmed up to the game again

[bright elm]

depends on your mentality and confidence ghost

because for me when I came back

I was getting tilted way more easily

and i had no confidence

so i played like shit

but my mental has improved and now im playing better

[solar bison]

[autumn harness]

AKA TAKE DRUGS

[solar bison]

let's gooo

[burnt stone]

Pogu

[bright elm]

my drugs is genshin

[burnt stone]

My drugs are baal

Am going to try and get primos to summon her

[bright elm]

but fr tho, if you have practiced aiming to where you're decent or good

most of it is just mental

and confidence

[burnt stone]

Yeah

[bright elm]

that's like pretty much for everything

[autumn harness]

yo lets make an algs team

3 charge rifle

[elfin thistle]

sheesh

[bright elm]

down

[autumn harness]

caustic gibby seer

[alpine trail]

and play valk

[elfin thistle]

3 charge rifle why not

6

[alpine trail]

land out of bounds and chargerifle a team

[elfin thistle]

double charge rifles

[alpine trail]

completely greifing them

[burnt stone]

I've taken breaks before and i notice my gameplay is pretty much random between doing better or being worse

[autumn harness]

chargerifle lstar

[bright elm]

yeah, just keep your mentality and confidence

in chec

and you'll be fine

[burnt stone]

Not even a mental thing i don't think just a observation but i was at different skill levels at the time too

But man i can't wait to get back

I was doing so well before i left

[bright elm]

yeah that's normal

im the same as well

sometimes i would be beaming people easily

and other times i would whiff half a mag

but it's whatever

[burnt stone]

Yeah

It's going to be fun though

I have a lot i wanted to try on kovaaks

[bright elm]

=

[autumn harness]

bitch you're probably the person that thinks 1+1=2

[burnt stone]

And I finally have a team for ranked that i think could prob make masters after some learning together

[fluid ermine]

^

[bright elm]

what's 1+1 then

[fluid ermine]

3

[bright elm]

window?

[autumn harness]

window

[bright elm]

LMFAO

[elfin thistle]

yes

[fluid ermine]

no

[elfin thistle]

its window

[bright elm]

i agree

it's window

[fluid ermine]

cage

[bright elm]

well good luck grinding to masters!

idk when i'll be able to do that

[burnt stone]

Tyty

[bright elm]

probably not soon

[autumn harness]

you dont teach children that education is a trap

that's the opposite of propoganda for your country

[burnt stone]

Idk if I'll be igl but if i am I'll have to get used to playing at a higher elo

[autumn harness]

you need to teach children that there's actually hope past childhood

then reap them by taxes and student debt and their mentality

[burnt stone]

It won't be hard but will take adjustments on getting a feel for our teams skill and what we realistically can/can't do as well as learning rotations

[proven pulsar]

Same

[bright elm]

call of duty modern warfare looking different

[elfin thistle]

I think

im just tensing up when aiming

[fluid ermine]

help I'm shit at everything

[bright elm]

stop tensing

[elfin thistle]

aight I win

not tensing anymore

[bright elm]

ngl i only tense up to accurately lock on to a target

and then i stop tensing up to smoothly track

[fluid ermine]

I wish I didn't do 80 hours of aimer7s guide jesus christ

[autumn harness]

ll0m0 stop thinking about the aim

think about hot anime girls

[elfin thistle]

I tense up cuz I get nervous

ayo shiet

you rite

[bright elm]

think about baal

[elfin thistle]

baal will guide my aim'

[autumn harness]

if you're erect the blood goes away from ur head

[elfin thistle]

eula will guide my bullet

[autumn harness]

therefore thinking les

s

[median valley]

you know when theres a target to shoot at, make sure that your cursor is over it 24/7

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-baal-electro-archon-walk-gif-22564750

[elfin thistle]

big brain moment

[burnt stone]

aA Amber Aim

[median valley]

booba sword lady?

[elfin thistle]

amber will do the damage

[bright elm]

yes

booba sword lady

[elfin thistle]

mona will bring me victory

[bright elm]

she's also lonely

boys

you know what that means

[elfin thistle]

uh oh

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/baal-baal-my-beloved-genshin-impact-gif-22276221

[elfin thistle]

let's be lonely together

also why is mona's thigh gap so huge

and her booba gap too

[burnt stone]

Ur fucked bro

[median valley]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-player-when-gif-22673256

[elfin thistle]

kinda weird

[elfin thistle]

klee sayu qiqi and uh

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-oh-no-gif-7744617

[elfin thistle]

I forgor the other one

[autumn harness]

qiqi is actually a 50324956-234690-4960-43960-4214#!$%!#Q%%!#()%(!#%( old woman

genshin players

[median valley]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-kaeluc-gif-22439335

[elfin thistle]

qiqi is dead

[burnt stone]

Qiqi is literally a corpse lmao

Zombie

[median valley]

...........

[elfin thistle]

o but

think about it

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-i-play-genshin-impact-running-gif-22461505

[elfin thistle]

what is used to determine the age of a zombie

[median valley]

BRO

[elfin thistle]

is it the amount of time it has been alive

[median valley]

STOP

[proven pulsar]

Genshin posting let's goooo

[bright elm]

@autumn harness

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485467391913099274/886704095191257159/bWimWkFjCj8IyKbPiiiOrPrtOhFOp5aM0vRZmz_4IM6NpDJ5dABai_sGE6oScUMl_3iNFhDTvi-cA7Es515-nd.png

[bright elm]

😔

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-block-blocked-respond-message-gif-20972134

[median valley]

please dont take pictures of it

[burnt stone]

Apex the meme channel

[median valley]

also the food channel

and the genshin channel

[sonic mesa]

bruh

[elfin thistle]

ayo wtf why are you looking at my cock

[alpine trail]

micropenis syndrome study

[fluid ermine]

🦍

[elfin thistle]

you know the ladies call me bite sized andy

[alpine trail]

rice sized andy

[fluid ermine]

someone inject caffeine right into my veins plz

[autumn harness]

fun sized

[elfin thistle]

they say they like when they can fit both the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time

[burnt stone]

Ll0m0 about to clap some hoes with the grain train

[elfin thistle]

^actual post on r/micropenis

or some shit

[elfin thistle]

my name jeff

[elfin thistle]

the button penis

[burnt stone]

Its a erectangle?

[elfin thistle]

its pancake shaped

[burnt stone]

Ah forgot buttons coom like that too

[elfin thistle]

when I coom I put the cloud in mushroom cloud

[alpine trail]

anyone wanna pub or something

[elfin thistle]

pubic

[elfin thistle]

time for me to get my

1h of sleep

https://youtu.be/tAwJke4UWGI

[burnt stone]

Oh yeah boys

Fav aimbot joined yuki aim a long while ago though dunno if it's the real one

[proven pulsar]

@alpine trail u still looking for 1?

[sour flame]

TRUE LULW

[sour flame]

sauce: rent-a-girlfriend

ok im going to bed

[proven pulsar]

i can join you if you want

i get like 130 ping in your server

[alpine trail]

gn bro

[turbid ruin]

https://twitter.com/tokuwu/status/1437160426089877522?s=20

✮genesis toku✮ (@tokuwu)

18kill 4362dmg solo trios

support much appreciated <3 https://t.co/EnzEkb4ThX

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[high fox]

server down ?

[fluid ermine]

hi

[fluid ermine]

just play kovaak while you wait homie

[solar bison]

🤢

tf kvks??

[alpine trail]

are servers really down?

lmao

[burnt stone]

Bruh i just got home too kekw

[alpine trail]

i got in just fine

servers seem ok

[burnt stone]

Pog

Just unwinding a bit before i get on

[alpine trail]

tyt

[alpine trail]

duos is fun

🤓

[astral pebble]

that's some dumb tiktok meme iirc

worse, American music

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PooPoo_PeePee_Tour completely disgusting

[alpine trail]

gz

[little verge]

P o g

[fluid ermine]

ez

hold my beer

[alpine trail]

grats on diamond1 treebeard

[fluid ermine]

thank you

[olive barn]

From rags to riches, thanks to 3 seasons of Kovaak, I practically doubled my output and just hit diamond..And it seems that I'm having my way with diamond caliber players as well.

Before Kovaak

any tips to solo queue through diamond would be much appreciated

[bright elm]

use mic

if you haven't already

and play with your team

maybe igl?

if no one is willing to make calls

[alpine trail]

Anyone down for ranked?

P3 rn

[olive barn]

..I don't have anyone to play with

Been solo queueing since I can remember

in the official Apex discord?

I'll give that a go. I did use it real briefly in the past..But never quite ran into teammates who know how to rotate..or aim to be honest.

I noticed that whenever I have a solid teammate, I dish out 2k+ regularly since I'm not having to babysit

[elfin thistle]

Rotate like

Spin around?

[olive barn]

dance

lol..but seriously just rotating the map, knowing where the flightpath was and how many teams to expect PLUS potential 3rd parties and knowing when to just hold and disengage

[elfin thistle]

Asia?

[olive barn]

@alpine trail out of curiosity, what was your peak rank prior to playing Kovaak?

@elfin thistle NA / South Carolina

[elfin thistle]

@burnt stone fakin gay beech

[olive barn]

beast.. Yea I think I need a team. Played FPS competitively for a long time. I hit Grand Masters in overwatch and was pretty high rank in CS GO. Battle Royale requires a bit more thinking so was struggling at first

[alpine trail]

solo q ranked is hard

=\

[autumn harness]

im hard.

[olive barn]

Not if you're shiv 😄

[alpine trail]

for?

shivs mental stability is at an all time low

[elfin thistle]

Just play PUBG mobile to learn gamesense

[little verge]

Yeah, solo queue ranked just isn't worth the mental state honestly.

[olive barn]

ewww

[alpine trail]

[olive barn]

hate PUBG

but I see your point.

less forgiving

[elfin thistle]

Me too

What are you gonna do about it

[alpine trail]

i solo q ranked bc i have too much anxiety about playing poorly in front of friends

🤫🤫🤫

[alpine trail]

[elfin thistle]

I soloq because I have nobody to play with

👍

[alpine trail]

same but my explanation was better

🤫🤫🤫

I don’t play ranked unless im in a party

[elfin thistle]

Damb you rite

[alpine trail]

Bcuz I just know I’m going to lose rp

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

Playing diamond soloq is

[bright elm]

today is a sad day

i lost 50/50 and got keqing

[elfin thistle]

I either get fucked by hackers or ping

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

Depending on which server I choose

[elfin thistle]

No Baal?

[alpine trail]

i just wanna be able to solo carry

[elfin thistle]

[bright elm]

i got budget baal

[elfin thistle]

Just like out aim kekw

[bright elm]

it's okay tho

i guarantee either ganyu

or hu tao

[elfin thistle]

Unless you're like me and have positioning so bad you can't out aim

Ganyu has no Booba sword

And hu tao has no booba

[bright elm]

they have fat damage tho

[elfin thistle]

It just isn't the same

[bright elm]

true

[alpine trail]

budget booba sword

[elfin thistle]

Fuck it if I cant soloq to masters in apex

I'll do it in this

https://www.roblox.com/games/2954461623/Apex-Legends

[alpine trail]

LOLOLOL

[elfin thistle]

0 active 10 max players

Poggers

[alpine trail]

😆

[elfin thistle]

Lemme get that 3 teams 1 solo ranked game

[autumn harness]

im hoping on rn

someone join

[elfin thistle]

Joining

[alpine trail]

gninioJ

[elfin thistle]

Kid amogus

[alpine trail]

dik sugoma

[elfin thistle]

[autumn harness]

ah king's canyon

[alpine trail]

beautiful kings canyon

[elfin thistle]

Ayo that's the unreleased season 11 kings canyon

[elfin thistle]

Is that the real stock pistol model no. 52?

[autumn harness]

my heirloom

[alpine trail]

You got the drip

[elfin thistle]

What legend is that

Is that the crypto heirloom

[alpine trail]

LMAO

wtf

[elfin thistle]

Idk

Because I hate myself

👍

[alpine trail]

👍

[alpine trail]

you’re suspicious

[elfin thistle]

Why would you claim such a thing

You seem to be of the opinion that my actions were dubious

Thus I am wary of you

[alpine trail]

sus

did you guys get a victory royale in roblox apex legendados yet

[elfin thistle]

Zombz royale anyone?

[alpine trail]

whats that'

[solar bison]

Yoooo I was playing that a few days ago

Still absolutely dog shit as I remember

[astral pebble]

lmao what is this shit

[bright elm]

im actually convinced that

the more hours i put into tft

the more i get fucked by their shitty algorithm

i got 8th place 6 times

in the past 10 games

because i just get shitty rng

lmfao

p2 to p4

league

lol

it's pain simulator

[astral pebble]

gross, why would anyone

play that shit

[bright elm]

because i spent almost 1000 dollars

on league

[solar bison]

@bright elm disappointment

Brooo

WTF

[bright elm]

because cool skins

[autumn harness]

xkristiann can be my sugar daddy

[solar bison]

💩

[bright elm]

in the span of 6 years tho

6 or 7 years

i forgot

[solar bison]

That's still a shit ton

On money

For skins

[bright elm]

i have nothing else to spend it on

so i just spent it on league

[solar bison]

Bro wtf

[bright elm]

i've played more league than all fps games combined

ngl

[astral pebble]

imagine paying money for LoL

might as well buy 500 packs for a hairloom

[bright elm]

apex wasn't out

when i started playing league

i also never played apex that much until like

recently

[autumn harness]

i have like two ultimate skins for league because of skin crafting

their free skin thing is nice

i think i got lux and seraphines

and i have battle aca ezreal

[bright elm]

that was

the biggest whiff i've seen

unlucky

revtane is eh

when the circle is that small

is that a cheater?

it doesn't look like it

actually

probably toggling

yeah nah he's toggling

he toggles it on when his crosshair is close

he's hitting constant neck/headshots

that's sus

yeah

he's toggling it on and off

[elfin thistle]

Idk wym he's just cracked

[bright elm]

a lot of people do that

to avoid getting detected

[elfin thistle]

He just has 69420h on headshot deathmatch in apex

He's a headshot only aimer

[little verge]

They guy also had a previously banned account.

[elfin thistle]

Nah nobody would cheat in apex

After all they invested so much in the anti cheat

I've never seen a single person cheat in such a blatant way it's a miracle they don't get caught, then ddos the server when they die

Without consequence

[bright elm]

i just realized hollow has 5 minute delay

jesus

[elfin thistle]

It's not like that's a big issue with ranked rn that respawn is ignoring because better anticheat doesn't make money directly

[little verge]

Gotta love finally beating console AA and then the kid rage DDoSes the pub server.

[elfin thistle]

While they ignore the fact that better anticheat means more players and more money

Because corporate is so obsessed with money they lost the ability to think ahead in any capacity

Idk idm slow mo lobbies

Just easier to aim

Kekw

I wouldnt be surprised if the slo mo was some cheat

After all when you can cheat so hard you make guns completely change firing modes, hover in the air, dash without any previous momentum

Someone probably figured out how to fuck with the server like that

When respawn makes a new game after apex they'd probably just let apex get infested and die

👍

[static rose]

yeah if u wipe their squad and the lag goes away it was probs them who were ddosing

some of these dudes legit might be running lag switches in arenas

like i get into a close range 1v1 and they become ground plaza voltaic bots

[elfin thistle]

Imagine being such a loser that you cheat and then still die

[drowsy lance]

humble cheating ofc

[elfin thistle]

So bad that even a program that plays the game for you isn't able to save you

Only once?

I met a cheater who used a full auto g7 only headshots and wiped my two teammates in one mag

Then wiped another squad in one mag

[drowsy lance]

aside from cheaters that hack firespeed - the scout&prowler cheaters are the worst, dead in .2sec

[elfin thistle]

Lmao firespeed and g7 poggers

[hard grove]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

[elfin thistle]

Anyway he was also running some radar hack or some shit cuz he zero'd in on my location from across the POI

So I jumped off the map to deny the kp

This was back last season in plat

[elfin thistle]

Bruh why does red crafting materials only give you 150

When purple gives you 200

Scam

[hard grove]

true

[bright elm]

that's so huge for hollow's team

holy shit

[elfin thistle]

More importantly

Did you buy the mirage heirloom

[bright elm]

because shiv is built different

[elfin thistle]

Smh hating on 90FOV

As a 90FOV 50cm player

[bright elm]

yo

[elfin thistle]

I am triggered

[bright elm]

maybe 90 fov

is the move

[wintry scroll]

90 fov is basically csgo's default fov

but idk why it feels so much lower in apex

maybe cuz the game is more fast paced so u need more fov to see everything

[fluid ermine]

😢

[autumn harness]

@wintry scroll what happened to your masters role

😦

[wintry scroll]

gone

😭

it was a sad day...

[autumn harness]

its ok

[wintry scroll]

purple name colour was a banger

[autumn harness]

can't believe they exposed you for cheating

😦

[astral pebble]

lol what happend? degen got de-platformed from voltaic masteR?

[deep linden]

that and the viewmodel fov is at 70 iirc

and you can't even move it

[bright elm]

ye we caught him cheating in his vods

so we revoked his masters role and gave him a warning

[astral pebble]

rip

haha

i swear i didn't let degen borrow my account

[autumn harness]

why

why

[astral pebble]

why not with splash

the best pred

[alpine trail]

why not with dongie

the best pred

[autumn harness]

good

[alpine trail]

he’s too good for you

we all know dongie is Hal on a fake discord

[bright elm]

ye dongie is streaming rn

[alpine trail]

what a cutie pie

yoo TSM Dongie

[proven pulsar]

TSM Dongie

[alpine trail]

[elfin thistle]

TSM dongie sheeesh

[bright elm]

why are there a bunch of 7's

i was afk lol

i was moving a tv in my house

i told you bro

did u clip

wtf

[elfin thistle]

Bruh I'm so

Fucking irritated by my office mate

He keeps smacking his lips when eating

And he eats with his hands like a fucking toddler

He then wipes his hands on his clothes which he wears for one week straight

[bright elm]

The difference between predicting and reading someone's movement is in the name itself. Predicting is when you try to predict the player's movement instead of following the player's current movement, which can lead to you missing shots such as moving your mouse to the left when they're still strafing right. Reading on the other hand is just you reading the player's current strafe and following that current strafe.

alr

[elfin thistle]

I lied

He wears the same shirt for two weeks

[bright elm]

what does he eat with his hands

some foods are meant to be eaten with hands

hm

[elfin thistle]

Fried chicken

Rice with chilli sauce

Any food that he can get his hands on

[bright elm]

reading

you were just slow to react

[elfin thistle]

He also holds forks and spoons like he never held a fork or spoon before

[bright elm]

on the first clip

you beamed him with your second mag tho, gj

[bright elm]

fried chicken is fine

but rice is weird bro

[autumn harness]

wdym

rice is weird?

[bright elm]

i've never seen anyone eat rice with hands

[autumn harness]

weird champ?

[bright elm]

no

eating rice with your hands

[autumn harness]

rice balls

[bright elm]

bro

[elfin thistle]

Fried

[bright elm]

rice in general

[elfin thistle]

Chicken

[bright elm]

lol

[elfin thistle]

Oily ass

[autumn harness]

rice krispy treats

[bright elm]

true

[elfin thistle]

ANd he wipes his hands on his shirt

[bright elm]

okay rice with chili sauce

or whatever

[elfin thistle]

He wears the shirt for two weeks

And he eats fried chicken daily

The amount of gunk that builds up on his shirt must be insane

He also brushes his teeth once a month

While drinking sweet drinks daily

[bright elm]

how do u know this

bad breath?

[elfin thistle]

He told me

[bright elm]

wtf

[elfin thistle]

Along with other things like

He has carpal tunnel

And he wanks nine times a day

[autumn harness]

carpal tunnel

does he game

[bright elm]

he has no self respect

[elfin thistle]

Generally on one day of the week

[autumn harness]

@bright elm you have no respect for others

[elfin thistle]

No

[autumn harness]

respect his grind

[bright elm]

?????????

my bad bro

[elfin thistle]

I think his carpal tunnel is from this

[bright elm]

i gotta respect someone who has access to stuff like a shower

and he doesn't even use it

[elfin thistle]

He said it as a flex

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

Trying to prove that his testosterone levels are higher than everyone elses

👍

[bright elm]

it's hard to believe llomo

ngl

[elfin thistle]

Ik

[autumn harness]

damn he's above the sigma male

[elfin thistle]

But I would believe him

[autumn harness]

gonna have to make a need catagory

[elfin thistle]

The prolonged exposure to him

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/baal-genshin-impact-baal-baal-genshin-impact-childediluc-electro-archon-gif-22568311

[elfin thistle]

Has lowered my expectations

[bright elm]

anyone wanna buy me primogems

so i can get baal

[autumn harness]

bitch

you

literally

spetn

1000

dollar

on

league

and

you

saw

dzswtdgdpxagt vswtgm

primos

[bright elm]

i haven't spent money on league

[bright elm]

in like

a year

[autumn harness]

1000

dollar

[elfin thistle]

Do this

[autumn harness]

CAD

[bright elm]

i actually spent 600

lol

[autumn harness]

600

dollar

[elfin thistle]

Only 600

[autumn harness]

that's

enough

to

get

baal

[wintry scroll]

imagine spending above 100 in gacha game

[bright elm]

so anyone wanna buy me

[autumn harness]

yeah sure

[bright elm]

no shame

[autumn harness]

i got you

[bright elm]

ty 1yu

you a real one

[elfin thistle]

Ok how expensive are you

[autumn harness]

but please follow my twitch at twitch.tv/disguisedtoast

[bright elm]

not that expensive

[elfin thistle]

And can you dress up as a catgirl

[bright elm]

you can buy me a 2 dollar junior chicken

[wintry scroll]

(real)

[bright elm]

and ill be happy

[bright elm]

i already do

[elfin thistle]

Ah shiet

[bright elm]

i think i subbed to him once

[elfin thistle]

No junior chicken in sg

What's a junior chicken btw

[autumn harness]

damn I must've not seen your sub message

"thanks xkristiann for the tier 1 sub"

i can

[bright elm]

i can

[autumn harness]

nah

[bright elm]

1yu

[autumn harness]

i like it

[bright elm]

wanna boost me

[autumn harness]

xkristiann

no

[elfin thistle]

Based absolute unit

[bright elm]

why

[elfin thistle]

B a s e d

[bright elm]

[autumn harness]

if you think about it

if i boost you

[elfin thistle]

Valorant makes me feel like skullfucking myself

[autumn harness]

you gain rr

that's bad

[bright elm]

that's the point of boosting

[elfin thistle]

Inb4 he spends 600 on valo

[autumn harness]

i mean valo is more reasonable than league

league u get any skin for free

[elfin thistle]

Ok that's respectable

[deep linden]

wait what

[wintry scroll]

[elfin thistle]

Amogus kinda sussy tho

[autumn harness]

all free

so simple

[elfin thistle]

What happened to purple name men

[autumn harness]

the characters i want to

yeah

he can be gay

[elfin thistle]

I got an arcade Caitlyn premium edition skin

And then stopped playing

[autumn harness]

league has more fanservice in their skins

apex on the otherhand

[elfin thistle]

Where's my loba in a bikini

[autumn harness]

raise your hand if you asked for this

[elfin thistle]

I demand the evelynn treatment

[elfin thistle]

Sheeeeesh

I asked

[bright elm]

poopy

[elfin thistle]

Ive always wanted to see horizon as a 50 y/o cosplaying granny

I emailed respawn about it

[autumn harness]

apex needs to fire their skin directors

who tf just walks up

and says

can you make wraith look like a oni but not really and make her a leperchaun

lets make it legendary aswell

[bright elm]

imagine if they actually gave wraith an oni mask

with like samurai armour or smth

that would be sick

[elfin thistle]

They probably get inspiration from wanking into a piece of paper and then seeing the pattern that the cum stain forms

[bright elm]

like she's wearing the oni mask

true llomo

[autumn harness]

SOMETHING OTHER THAN THIS

HOW DID THIS MAKE IT TO LIVE SERVERS

[wintry scroll]

yes please

[bright elm]

anyways 1yu wanna play val

[autumn harness]

it's 10

and i have school

[bright elm]

so?

[autumn harness]

i did enough winning today

[bright elm]

i meant tomorrow or another time

lol

[autumn harness]

1L-2W

[bright elm]

66% win rate today

[elfin thistle]

Why not play cs instead

Smh

[bright elm]

😱

ok 1yu add me

[autumn harness]

fuck cs

[elfin thistle]

Ty tu

[bright elm]

wtf

[elfin thistle]

Original comment

[bright elm]

i only have like 500 hours

lol

[elfin thistle]

Only 2.8k smh

Not even 20k

[autumn harness]

mnost of the hours are on jailbreak/bhop/surf/kz servers

[bright elm]

k r i s t i a n#2004

bhop and surf in cs

was goated

[elfin thistle]

Why not mm

You can experience the true pain

[autumn harness]

why do you think

[bright elm]

im p2

[elfin thistle]

Play mm on Asia servers

Maybe one in twenty games you get a teammate who has mic

[violet sphinx]

hello anyone want to rank

im plat 3

[elfin thistle]

And then 1 in 20 teammates who has mic speaks English

[violet sphinx]

i need carry

because im bad

[autumn harness]

acidic no shut up this is csgo chat

[violet sphinx]

jk

[elfin thistle]

Csgo chat csgo chat

Did I 1v1 you acidic

[proven pulsar]

genshin chat??

[violet sphinx]

oh i meant anyone want to face it

[elfin thistle]

I forgor

[violet sphinx]

yes

u did

[zealous ravine]

dust2

[elfin thistle]

I rembr

[bright elm]

i didn't get booba sword

[violet sphinx]

i had bad aim

and i still do

[elfin thistle]

@proven pulsar are you in Asia region

[proven pulsar]

F

[proven pulsar]

no why

[bright elm]

can you buy me primogems so i can get her?

[elfin thistle]

Sadge

I was told you were

[proven pulsar]

who told you that

[autumn harness]

im a professional esports doctor

[proven pulsar]

im not

[autumn harness]

hmmm

[elfin thistle]

I forgor

[autumn harness]

seems like you need

[elfin thistle]

💀