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I won't forget ll0m0s bikini no worries
something asian?
uh
beijing roasted duck
so fucking sex
or nanking roasted duck
same thing
ok uh
eat them with the "pancakes"
fried rice?
good fried rice is nut
vietnamese noodles
oh man
you should try ban mian
็้ข
they're thick and flat noodles
nearest one is like an hour away from me
i think i ate some thicc ass noodles before
usually in soup with an egg, some minced meat, some dried fish and some veggies
they were nice
with pepper maybe
spicy food?
yeah
sometimes when I eat something that isn't labelled spicy it tastes spicy to me
o
ironically I don't know much asian food
like specifically named ones
cuz I know them by ingredient not name
i dont know any asian food unless i eat it at parties or holidays
i need a picture
this one
bruh
it's fried pork chop
nah i've never had it
its poggers
never say poggers to me
@elfin thistle im back
hi back
is it just chikcne thats salted
well not really
its chicken that's soaked in a soup of salt, cinnamon and some other spices
cause u fucking zap them
Every gun is like a free red evo
Especially r301/flatty
flatline
in pubs
feels lame tho
so boiled chikcne
but peole said damage is damage
ok hold on
sous vide chicken?
its more of marinated in salt but
so salted boiled chicken
Actually not a charge rifle
damn ll0m0 has the secrets
Can't use that
Michelin star recipe
you know a food stall has a michelin star
because they have rly good chicken
Chan Hon Meng is the master chef behind โHong Kong Soya Sauce Chicken Rice and Noodle,โ the food cart home to the cheapest Michelin-starred meal in the world. Ringing in at a mere $1.50, Mengโs perfected braised chicken recipe was passed down to him by his uncle. Now, heโs serving hundreds of meals a day out of his hawker in Singapore. And while...
apparently he's in singapore so you should find him @elfin thistle
I ate at his place before
what if mcdonalds gets a michilin star
i would eat there everyday
if their food actually improved that much
fucking christ
fuck me
triple Lstar revtane
on the enemy team
and devo too
so fucking cringe
you carried though
ranked arenas
so it works out
i just played around you lol
the most nut worthy win I ever had
so fucking cringe
I can one up you
go on
I'm the kill leader of the lobby
teammate runs by my box and doesn't pick it up
picks up other teammates
and leaves
words cannot express how fucking cringe the enemy is
your teammate clearly has priorities
now I need to watch them play cuz I don't want timeout penalty bc its already at 10 mins from yesterday lol
ranked ?
report them den lmao
ya ranked lol
report
they actually care if its ranked i think
6 rounds of lstar revtane
i clearly carried
my sanity is fraying
tymen
always
๐ค
gotta ready again
man
actually so cringe
it did it again
man my crouch key has never seen such intensive use in months
How was it?
Lmao
ironically his chicken wasnt the best part
mcd
no
bro
fuck mcdonalds
how many days left for ranked?
10 days
ez road
I wonder how long it would take
2 days if u play 6h +
Prob not
Depends on who i play with
Well yeah but it's more of a difference in time that it would take
ez climb
i went from plat 4 to d4 in 8h playing on season 8
soloqing
so
if u have teammates
you're okay
gold 4?
iโm hardstuck plat solo q๐น๐น๐
Sure
something around 4k points
yep
If i had good players on my team and we grinded it out could prob get diamond in a day or close
4400 rp from gold 4 to d4
Yeah will take 1-3 days
im down to play tomorrow
once i come back from applying for my drivers license
Although i love to throw tbf lmfao i run it like it's pubs pretty much until diamond
Bet
i don't do that kekw
same
I think i have a 3rd too
i don't w key like i usually do in ranked unless i know my team can kill them
Ranked is easier then pubs
never been to diamond but iโll probably run diamond like pubs too bc no de rank
you're just god
i've been practicing to have less tension while aiming
Not hard wwhen the ppl are goofy af
maximize tension
The difference is you have plat players in gold lobbies
only if u're queuing with someone on plat
whenever i do
Is that so? Was not aware of that
Am pub scrub lmao
@bright elm grip it hard
I was watching itsnickster

But has patience and bigger brain then usual so ez masters
so there's hope for me
nvm no hope for me
@burnt stone https://youtu.be/Ki4ZVhSNbsk
Can You Use ONLY Ninjas To Beat Bloonarius? BTD6 / Bloons TD 6 - unlike druids, there is no easy bloonarius killer for ninjas aside from grandmaster ninja and shinobis, which pale in comparison to the avatar of wrath. So now I try to answer the question of whether or not bloonarius is beatable using only these guys for all the damage...
Elite r...
that's a thing?
wtf
I love that anime
Story on point
Average baal coomer
booba sword ruined all other booba for me

Gonna grind ranked with pingu too @bright elm she's already almost diamond but if she hits it she said she'll make a smurf to help us
absolutly nothing
also beam the people in ranked ty
ayo which anime
exactly
๐ผ
She has a full stack already kekw
I think
what
For ranked
is this because I'm asian
which anime ree
abelism
What if pingu was asian
All i know is it's a historical anime iirc
transphobia
^^^
Phobic*
homophobia
are u asking about the man of culture meme or the one i responded too
Culture
shes got that asian persusian
yeah idk where that man of culture meme is from
fuck u i cant spell and i will not correct it
Persuasion is how you actually spell it iirc
Doesn't even work
I'm thirsty for that masters
the you responded to
<.<
ah
Its a hentai btw
wait
overflow
Not actual anime kekw
overflow
i mean technically still an anime
Anime with censorship
ngl the animation looks pretty impressive for a hentai
now dropout however
kotonae
Not 18+ if it's censored right
I saw one where they stepped it up hella for no reason
I forgot which one but it was so good
u must share when u remember 
name?
Lmao ok
About to go swimming
Overflow
The other one i was talking about i forgor but I'll say when i remember
truly pinnacle of its genre. i real masterpiece. nearly everything works and i must say they did an excellent job and i would recommend it to all
hello
some hentai
most hentai is trash
theres a few bangers
Master Piece episode 2 is goated
trust
I'll check it out
Have you seen path notes ๐
because they're not made by the main stream companies
so most of the hentai sucks ass
im telling you rn, community animators probably make better animation
than the studios making hentai
shoutout to overflow tho
Sfm
Ppl with patreonss
Etc
not sfm but the one who draws
yeah
people who rely on patreon to make an income
and other things
like derpixon
derpixon is so goated
Imagine if ufotable, kyoto or mappa made a hentai
How realistic and smooth the coom will be
Kekw
Bro i can't wait to swim it's so fun
I think the coom is the least of what I would be looking for
Kekw
Baka
Hhnnggg
teehee
It's like ppl who care about water physics in games instead of stuff that actually matters
Literally how they be too
I can see the dynamic RTX reflections
the puddle VFX
sheesh
the ripples are shaded
not just a png
damb
Kekw
@burnt stone so road to masters?
Me to masters?
yes
Next split I'm going with tak and pingu
Lmao
I see how it is
Skill
don't answer that
Kekw
I need to find people from Asia
I can't be pulling midnight hours for apex ranked every day
Kekw
@cyan basalt is from asia and is good
It is 5:45am
i played with him yesterday
Is he gonna fuck my ass
Uh
I don't
Speak either of them
Does he speak Chinese
Or English
It'll be really funny if we have a three stack with him me and a guy who speaks Chinese and Japanese
3 stage translation
It'll be a game of telephone with every call-out
His english isn't amazing from what i could tell but he knows basic callouts and stuff
My worst grade is in english LOL
Are you having fun yet
:(
There's my carry
Paid carrying
You
Ghostnoob can't compare to no. 0 pred
^^
id be down to play with you

i have two alts as well, so i can do ranked if i hit diamond
blood?
The best game I had so far
because i dont want to do kc ranked
sadge
bro yesterday Doki, Hilo and I were playing so damn good in Hong kong servers
Fucking tanked an entire mag
still ended up overall positive in D4
That's why I don't really wanna play in Asia servers
hackers :(
Actually aimbotted every game almost
a fucking plat bot Valky was overextended far from her team
she was literally moving like a bot
we padded to her
she one mag'd the 3 of us
with a devo
Today my entire team got beamed
By a dude so far away
We couldn't see him
And he still fucking almost one clipped all of us
With flatline
๐
just one clip back lmao
You rite
death star p*ggers
Actually death star hack
Isn't as good as full auto scout hack
Last season I found a horizon running it
My teammates both died within the span of a few seconds
You can't say p*ggers
Wtf
Also what time zone are you in pingu
lmao
๐ณ
And then hal sees your gameplay and takes such a fat nut
He passes out
But you carry anyway
With one team member down
i dont want to picture that
delete lstar
they removed it because it's care package weapons
ah okay
Fucking triple lstar revtane in arenas
yee ppl be abusing lstar
average lstar abuser
sweats in l-star abuser
^
LMAO

FUCK YOU
i was gonna post the bottom portion and save chat
Unlucky
So anyway
I tbagged the enemy team so hard
My Balls gained muscle mass
Flatline>Lstar
flatstar
Ayo flatline
With no recoil
And cooldown mechanic
Don't give respawn any ideas
They might just do it
sounds totally fine to me
me too
On console it'll be buffed to 1.2
also add bullet magnetism
Also add triggerbot
hitscan kraber ๐ณ
that's a cod gun
No the 0.2 is the triggerbot
full auto wingman
pingu
i havent played cod in so long
people gon be quick scoping with kraber
apart from zombies
did you enjoy your match
Just download cheats lmao you can get this in game
Ezfrags.net ez
it was just a battle between 11 other people on who can slide cancel and bhop first
to get the kill
actually
thats basically cod yup
Ah
these darn modern games with their "slide cancel" "bhop" "tapstrafe"
to favor console players
wheres my 2d sidescroller fps
I see where respawn is getting their ideas
i agree
let me play prodigy again
These newfangled video games with their shooting, where is my chess
Icy tower
lmfao
And warlords call to arms
@grizzled summit wanna play
no youre stinky
i showered
you are acceptable then
you can shower and still be stinky
1v1 me rn tak
Elon's musk
good
no one should be playing kovaak
im gonna log on and get -2 score
"im poopoo caca" drops 20 kills
Maybe I should grow some grass on my mousepad
wat
To get the grass buff with the hein buff
Stick page and fighting animations
True true
Only 20kills?
Weak shit
Pingu gets at least 60 a game
Apex with friendly fire would be poggers
Every game should have friendly fire
One of the best features known to gaming
That would be funny as fuck
genshin friendly fire i'd advocate for
Genshin pvp?
Ok boomer
Imagine being such a coomer that you're ar56
Would be me rn if I started genshin at launch
i dont i have came to genshin yet
Same
Ya know I'm so bored with hentai these days..
I might just....
One time....
No
bro
imagine you were lucian trying to ult
and you hit your tanks in front

Bamboozled
Absolutely trolled
Pranked
Jebaited even
About to go swimming
Don't coom in the water
It might get someone pregnant
It has happened before
Press space and hold w
Lmao
is peeing in the water socially and ethically acceptable
lstar balanced
Also today I used the legendary mirage finisher I got
The one where he summons a clone
And that clone bamboozled a guy mid finished lmao
It's just too balanced wdym
did the auto exec for more frames and nothing changed. the only thing that worked was the beginning cutscene skip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bwRhHdgCU @elfin thistle
Watch this video to see how a hand transplant is performed.
Nice
Getting one rn
Also apparently the Lstar has the same dps as r301
Who thought this was ok
yo anyone one here active on twitter or know some underrated apex gods. my feed looking hella dry ngl ๐ญ
Anyone here NA that wants to play?
i feel like theyre decently well known, but btyr3kt & fav_aimbot. idk how "underrated" u mean
KanakaMLG
Bambisweet
angelo_o0
wanna play?
those are a few that i can think of off the bat
obey complys
my food just got here so i am going to quickly eat
our very own VT torje
ok im getting on now
he doesn't have that big of a following but he's insane
doesnt he have like 20k on twitch lol
probably people who aren't recognized by big streamers or the community as a whole
that's for his speed runs
i believe
because he was popular for his legend of zelda runs
then his audience didnt convert i assume
twitter videos and being -2 quality
2 much work kristian
silence
kristiann
its funny i just died there as horizon and ulted similar spot
ye
i thought it was me for a sec
only thing ive found that is a big fps boost is -dxlevel 95 in launch options
+40 fps
ok ill try that. thanks jazz
?
just prooves that everyone at respawn is retarded
they proved that long ago
only person ive ever seen unironically use a holo on wingman is shroud
back when keizerg was a feared name
back when hemlok was nuts in single fire
that was when hemlok was fun ngl
spam clicking single fire
good
hater alert
no cuz it felt good
spitfire and lstar dont feel good
theyre so boring
playing minecraft pvp doesnt feel so good to me personally
because u don't have high cps
boomer
i can drag click my right mouse button
and it gives 3 cps
idk how drag clicking sweats do it
there's a mouse made by like bloody that's made after a minecraft yt'er
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yea i know those:D aimbot is my fav, man is diff breed
ty for suggestions, follow them ๐ค
this is one of the most iconic clips in apex history in my opinion
truth
why would you have wingman without a 2x scope on it in the first place
shit's fucking useless wihtout a scope, barely usable with
lol its too early in the morning for vc, i can hop in for a couple mins tho
Guys Iโm going to start cheating
Just ordered a controller
If you did kovaak training with a roller, what will become of you though?
Bloody a70
Actually embarrassing that people spend money on that

@alpine trail whats with your loading screens, they're all non-standard ones
https://www.twitch.tv/timecop1080 (don't actually click this)
timthetatman shares his experience as being the worst player in the squad
@alpine trail you need a great mentality to get better at rank
Find a group, if your teammates are bad, focus on yourself and what you have to improve on
From my experience with mechanical skills, you have to learn jitter aiming at 100m with a flatline. Do kovaak or firing range before playing and practice strafing while shooting
I abused the flatline last split and got #9 pred, the higher your sens the easier jitter aiming is as well
Stop getting trolled by dongie or anyone in here and focus on yourself. Youโre wasting your own time not improving in game
The wingman is probably one of the best guns too, get good with that and youโll have red evo and easy poke dmg. Learn how to strafe too, if you donโt have a good strafe then anyone who can aim somewhat (99% of people in master) will one clip you or hit you for 100+
Stop playing pubs and head into rank with a lfg group, Iโve played somewhere close to 10 pub games last split and I was top 10 pred. If you donโt grind rank then you wonโt get good at rank. Learn how pred players play, I know at least 20 players and how they play in rank
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@alpine trail send a vod to hundredz and heโll probably help you. I personally didnโt send vods to anyone, but it may help you
Oct 4
Finally done swimming
3 and a half hours i only stopped cause hungry and getting later
Not as warm
@alpine trail Iโm assuming this is the video and when Iโm just normally jumping does it feel weird when itโs limited to 20fps?
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kbmodtak
Best advice out! pub stomping dosent make you a good player maybe if you no fill trio but that's it
What if you get rolled in pubs
Um well maybe stick to pubs
or run lstar eva and revtane
imagine unironically using lstar
Pingu always carrying
it just looks like that because of doodoo valk
she pushed the absolute worst fights every single time
@grizzled summit what rank r u
im currently plat 3
me too
bet tbh im down rn
doo what ya gotta do
What score did you need
You can do it!
@burnt stone i might not be able to play since theres a chance i wont be home for the rest of the day tomorrow
Gay
I'm already being abandoned
:ccc
sorryyy, i forgot that my irl friend invited me to his place to hang out with other of our friends last week
not sure when ill be home
and make myself look bad true!!
Speaking facts
But no it's cool take care man have fun
Soon
Ty kristian
@slender sierra ill be on in a few mins



