apex

[dreamy spade]

👀

[plush burrow]

Planet said fuck you to

Don't hurt the messenger

[burnt stone]

Use your brain to aim

Aim where your eyes are looking

[plush burrow]

How accurate could we be with our feet to aim

[burnt stone]

Shoot with your mind

[dreamy spade]

planets already fucked anyway and theres nothing us normal people can do about it. i think its like 50 companies are responsible for like 70% of the pollution so

[burnt stone]

Roller without aim assist with dpad only

[plush burrow]

What about my analogue on my 2010 psp

That would rock shit

[elfin thistle]

im gonna use my smooth brain to aim

[burnt stone]

Psp was the shit

[elfin thistle]

psp more like

[burnt stone]

Monster hunter went stupid on it

[elfin thistle]

private sex partner

[burnt stone]

Ppp

Oh

[plush burrow]

Shortest analogue I've ever used

Meant to say shittest but shortest is true anyway

[burnt stone]

Worked fine

[plush burrow]

Autocorrect knows it's shit

[elfin thistle]

1v1 me nerd

I'm bored

[hallow arrow]

playing scuffed naruto games on psp

[plush burrow]

Bro my psp analogue was so shit

[burnt stone]

Go to bed

[elfin thistle]

playing that one marvel game on psp

[plush burrow]

Nintendo ds was pog

[elfin thistle]

listen here

you

[plush burrow]

Had a chipped Nintendo ds

[elfin thistle]

sleeping at 5am

[burnt stone]

Ds pog as well

[elfin thistle]

doesn't sleep for several days lookin ass

[plush burrow]

@elfin thistle did you even sleep

[elfin thistle]

yes

[burnt stone]

I actually almost didn't sleep last night lol

[plush burrow]

I swear you are always typing

[elfin thistle]

I slept for an hour

[plush burrow]

Bro....

[elfin thistle]

bro...

close your eyes bro...

[burnt stone]

Sleep for a another few hours

[plush burrow]

You are bored, knock your self out cold

I dare you

That'll be a good sleep

[burnt stone]

Go play genshin and try rolling for baal

[elfin thistle]

I've ordered a hein

moving up in the world

[burnt stone]

Don't get baal and fucking knock the life out of yourself

[plush burrow]

@sonic mesa git gud

[elfin thistle]

at the cost of my financial well being

[sonic mesa]

[plush burrow]

Hien this hien that, roller don't need any of that

[burnt stone]

Ll0m0 about to be a super turret

[coral crypt]

i got qiqi after 5k primos i spent money on

[burnt stone]

Tier 5 monkey

[coral crypt]

[burnt stone]

Lmfao

[plush burrow]

That's probably true, he flicks with the flatline

[burnt stone]

I want to spend 30$ to get baal

[plush burrow]

Not hatinf cause it works

[burnt stone]

Will use b'day money

[coral crypt]

is it today ?

[burnt stone]

Yesterday lmao

[coral crypt]

oh fuck

[burnt stone]

Day before actually mb

It was on the 7th

[coral crypt]

happy belated bday

[plush burrow]

Put it in a high interest saving account, in 200 years you'll be a millionaire

[burnt stone]

Ty this is what i got

[coral crypt]

that is sick

holy

[elfin thistle]

I'm gonna become the real btd6 024 monke

[burnt stone]

My father and grandmother have swords so i got one too

[coral crypt]

thats huge

goddamn

[elfin thistle]

how much did it cost

nerd

[burnt stone]

Idk

[coral crypt]

thats actually really cool

[elfin thistle]

it seems like a mantlepiece tho

[burnt stone]

Ty

[plush burrow]

You get 5 year sentence in the UK for that

[coral crypt]

also i would get u an artisan if i didnt just buy 2 and a 3080

LOL

[plush burrow]

Nah I lied

[burnt stone]

It's not sharpened tho, but could be if you want to

[coral crypt]

will need like a month before u get ur bday gift

[plush burrow]

You ballin, how much you get the 3080 for

[coral crypt]

msrp

[burnt stone]

Nah I'm just joking bro don't lmao

[elfin thistle]

man just spent his entire savings account

[burnt stone]

Unless it's a 3080 kekw

[plush burrow]

What was the MSRP price though

[coral crypt]

~900 before tax

[elfin thistle]

bruh

cheaper than here]

like half the price

[burnt stone]

I'm in desperate need of a new gpu

[plush burrow]

Dayum

Gg

[coral crypt]

yee

im super lucky

the guy that was gonna give me his bestbuy ticket just offered to bot one for me instead

so p epic

[burnt stone]

Nice

[elfin thistle]

3090 take it or leave it

[bright elm]

fresh cut

[burnt stone]

If i could get a 3090 holy fuck bro

[bright elm]

take

[coral crypt]

i wish lmao

[burnt stone]

I would no life apex so heavy

[coral crypt]

imagine how nice a 3090 strix would be

[bright elm]

i would beam everyone if my fps didnt drop to 90

each fight

[elfin thistle]

zotac 30 series

funny as fuck

comes with an external cooler

[burnt stone]

Cap at 90 ez

[plush burrow]

I would beam everyone if I didn't drop to 60hz

Wait I'm on roller can't use that excuse

[elfin thistle]

fucccc

I keep

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

coming so close to pb

then whiffing

[plush burrow]

Then don't whiff

[elfin thistle]

hgngghng

ayo you rite

why didn't I think of that

[plush burrow]

Sit in a corner for 10 mins and repeat you won't whiff again

That used to work 20 years ago

[elfin thistle]

but also my nvidia shadowplay was off

pain

[alpine trail]

is that on roller?

[elfin thistle]

no

[static rose]

my pain today

[elfin thistle]

I c00000m\

ok c00ming over

[elfin thistle]

I really wanted the recording of that

pain

ahyes

nice!

[static rose]

.7 is gonna cost me my 10 years off my life

[burnt stone]

Ll0m0 complaining about not hitting pbs whenhe just hit some pbs

[bright elm]

i got the haircut buff

we out of the slump

[elfin thistle]

no u

[bright elm]

mb

[elfin thistle]

that's right

now your hair grew back

[small folio]

Poggers

[bright elm]

[mellow kestrel]

got the exact same score when trying to get jade on that

that last .7 is harder than the other 49.3

[static rose]

yeah its so frustrating

[plush burrow]

That scenario is pain I swear

I barely got plat in it, thin ropes

[solar bison]

I use this on the daily

No cap

[elfin thistle]

im not even gonna try smoothbot

my smoothness is so ass

hehe hoping the hein will improve it

since my pad is worn as fuck

[sonic mesa]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/575758144819429378/879059356337975336/static2.gif

[elfin thistle]

as a static main

[static rose]

dynamic clicking mains

[solar bison]

Me

[autumn harness]

you're getting hien?

can you get me one 2m

[burnt stone]

I like that scenario lmao

It's actually one of my favs

[hoary hamlet]

no audio landed on twice

[bright elm]

probably

it'll make it easier

since low static friction and fast pad

[little verge]

Depends. I hated my Hien initially. Took me a good two weeks of sticking with it to appreciate it.

[bright elm]

i loved it when i first started using it

[little verge]

But I also came from a Aqua Control+

[hoary hamlet]

idk fast pads aint it

[bright elm]

it took me like an hour to get used to for target switching and tracking

[hoary hamlet]

also my mouse sensor is shit it doesnt register fast turns nd shit

[bright elm]

idk bro, my target switching on the hien is demon

[little verge]

It's such a bizarre pad. Like the texture is super rough, but it glides super well, but also stops really well.

[bright elm]

u should try the otsu

[hoary hamlet]

it just freezes when i move my mouse to quickly

[hoary hamlet]

but zero

[bright elm]

its like what u described

[bright elm]

never tried zero

i want to try it

[hoary hamlet]

same

[bright elm]

i might get otsu fiest

first

since i loved the hieb

hien*

[little verge]

Honestly I'm happy with my Hien. I don't think I'd go much smoother for glide.

[hoary hamlet]

mouse first or mouse pad first

in you had you buy

[solar bison]

@alpine trail did you fix your internet

[hoary hamlet]

which one would you get first ?

[static rose]

fucken finally

[bright elm]

i already bought xm1r

its my new main

so mousepad lol

[hoary hamlet]

good shit

[bright elm]

might get it for my birthday

[autumn harness]

yo Kristian gimme ur hien

[bright elm]

which is in 2 months

[bright elm]

pay for shipping

and u good

[hoary hamlet]

i've been looking at the pwange ulra custom

ultra *

[autumn harness]

how much is shipping from a nonexistent country

[bright elm]

what

[autumn harness]

and is there cum stains

[bright elm]

im next to ur country

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

no theres no cum stians

stains

[hoary hamlet]

den you aint treating it right

[bright elm]

[autumn harness]

stains add flavor

[hoary hamlet]

😼

[hoary hamlet]

🤝

[bright elm]

u want cum stains?

ill just pour a drop of milk on it and say its a cum stain

[autumn harness]

If not I'll have to add my own

[bright elm]

do it urself lok

[autumn harness]

it's like how pros sign your mousepad

[bright elm]

its weird enough that u want my cum stain

[autumn harness]

I didn't say I wanted your cum stain specifically

it's like visiting multiple countries

[bright elm]

then why did u ask if it had stains on it LOL

unless someone broke into my house and nutted on it

[hoary hamlet]

it takes one to understand one

[autumn harness]

I thought u got ur hien second hand

Like how tak did

I remember buying a used shidenkai on Amazon and none of the glass beads were in tact

[bright elm]

no i didnt xd

i bought it from the artisan store

for like 80 canadian

[elfin thistle]

It's in stock rn

[hoary hamlet]

trying per optic sens any tips ?

[bright elm]

use the jsalc calculator

for specific cm/360 per optic

[sonic mesa]

[bright elm]

yo he died at the end

[sonic mesa]

carlos

🪳

[little verge]

YES YES YES YES FUCK FINALLY

[static rose]

Niceeee

[little verge]

That's my last one.

Nah, just Jade Complete.

Gotta edit and upload stuff now.

[graceful swallow]

@little verge gz

[hoary hamlet]

could you link it ?

[little verge]

Thanks, though don't get the wrong idea now. I'm still garbo at Apex lol.

[graceful swallow]

first thing that shows up if you gogole jscalc apex

[hoary hamlet]

aight ty jang

[graceful swallow]

lmao no one is talking about apex here

dont care about your apex skill

[hoary hamlet]

me getting ran by jang in 1v1s all day

[little verge]

That's true, this is the Genshin/Shitpost channel after all.

[graceful swallow]

genshin ✅
solo q whiners ✅

[fluid ermine]

stop posting non apex things here tanks

[graceful swallow]

channel would be dead without genshin

[fluid ermine]

I FORBID it

[little verge]

TFW the latter

[graceful swallow]

you have no power here

[fluid ermine]

I guess I need to transform into gandalf the white

currently am gandalf the grey

[bright elm]

ill link in dms when im home

[hoary hamlet]

i got it ty

[alpine trail]

carepackage weapon

even with 0 attachments

lol

erased is gud anime

[plush burrow]

LSTAR isn't op what you mean

[alpine trail]

👍

[plush burrow]

You guys always find something to cry about

[static rose]

avg roller player be like

[plush burrow]

You got my caustic nerfed

Then revtane

Pussies

[alpine trail]

[static rose]

they gave rev a visual effect for his ult

[hoary hamlet]

[static rose]

but isn't the issue being third party revtaned with it?

so like u probs wouldn't even notice lol

[little verge]

That's Respawn's way of "nerfing" things, by never addressing the core problem areas.

"So the issue is they have EHP advantage and can move around with other abilities to push again quickly, and can do it from a safe distance... so we're not going to touch ANY of those areas!"

[hoary hamlet]

octane nerf hurt

[static rose]

time to main the bouncey space lady again

[proven pulsar]

no way they just nerfed Mozambique

[static rose]

u lying???

[little verge]

Headshot damage, same with EVA.

[proven pulsar]

EVA-8 and Mozambique headshot damage multiplier reduced from 1.5 to 1.25

[static rose]

who tf hitting headshots with mozam lmao

[hoary hamlet]

mozam was ass

[proven pulsar]

not me, thats for sure

[hoary hamlet]

buff that thing lmao

[static rose]

honestly i think the mozam with a slight bv increase would be pretty good

[hoary hamlet]

yea

its hip fire rect thing idk should be like eva or mastiff imo

[plush burrow]

Does Eva even hit like that?

As in th shots show like that

Like an auto rifle etc with the 5 shots

[proven pulsar]

this only applies for ranks, right?

[plush burrow]

/arena pubs

And arena ranked

[hoary hamlet]

yes it does

pubs , arenas everything basically

[bright elm]

ah yes i hate it when i accidentally leave pubs

[burnt stone]

Actually happens to some ppl occasionally

[bright elm]

bro its pubs

[burnt stone]

Dying and accidentally leaving when you're playing with a friend

Cause used to solo lmao

[bright elm]

idk bro its not big of a change

but like i dont see the point

in adding it to pubs

[hoary hamlet]

reddit complained

[burnt stone]

Idm

[hoary hamlet]

also anyone wanna q ?

[burnt stone]

Ayo queue btd6?

[hoary hamlet]

??

[burnt stone]

Btd6

[burnt stone]

You don't know what it is?

[bright elm]

u shoot balloons with monkeys

genocide on balloons

[hoary hamlet]

nope

[burnt stone]

Ph

It's full name

Is bloons tower defense 6

It's a fun game cost a couple dollars for mobile and pc

[hoary hamlet]

i see

[alpine trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5G5YFEaGRk

9:30

why did he throw the arcstar

normally as fuse

[loud heart]

you can disable it

[hoary hamlet]

so she got downed got ressed faced 2 teams only to die again nd insta leave lmao

i can see why they are adding it the match abandon penalty

[little verge]

My submission is cucked by Youtube's upload limit

Tomorrow it is.

[loud heart]

I uninstalled again

I'm playing dishonored 2

rlly fun

[trail grail]

My wingman bisexual cause it blow anybody

😳👩🏾‍🌾🤝

[sage coyote]

ha

[grizzled summit]

half an hour late

but im on rn

if you wanna join

[bright elm]

its pubs bro

so what

[hoary hamlet]

yes nd im late smh

[hoary hamlet]

im just saying i have a issue with it

but i see why they added it

[grizzled summit]

@hoary hamlet join the vc whenever youre ready

[hoary hamlet]

ehh i joined on sniba

[alpine trail]

for pubs now aswell?

[alpine trail]

didnt know that

[hoary hamlet]

yea

[alpine trail]

uff

atleast remove eomm then

[loud heart]

can't wait to play apex

get the leave penalty every time

and just play something else

[alpine trail]

u have to q no fill now

or just 3 stack

and ruin every other players game

same

Because shitters cant win as duo

[loud heart]

yup

[alpine trail]

and they get upset that their only way to win (getting carried) doesnt want to do that

[loud heart]

those casuals CANT win without you

its backpack eomm

you need to hard carry your shitters

[alpine trail]

these people drop at the edge of map and die anyway after 2 minutes

then shittalk in vc why i drop alone

after i pinged and told them taht i will drop even without them

[loud heart]

atleast now that Ive quit apex I have more time for the content that I enjoy

I kinda wanna read berserk but like it's never going to end

[alpine trail]

i have nothin i enjoy so the jokes on me i guess

record and post on reddit

[loud heart]

20 seconds of no res you can leave

ranked too

[alpine trail]

i always try to get them to fight with other teams but they never do

[hoary hamlet]

what we like to hear

[alpine trail]

instead of fighting 3v3 they keep chasing

[loud heart]

BRO YES

[alpine trail]

funniest shit is when they are streaming their pathetic performance

[loud heart]

ANOTHER PERSON THAT SAYS MAGGOT

such a fucking good underrated insult

glad I'm not the only one

[alpine trail]

[deep linden]

i am washed

[hallow blade]

bro if i ever reinstall imma be hot garbage

i literally havent played an fps in like almost 3 weeks lmfao

[mellow kestrel]

https://streamable.com/47gr9u

mans tried to ape me when i was already getting focused by 2 squads

[plush burrow]

You started off hot garbage

You can be hot garbage for a few matches

[violet sphinx]

whens the collection coming out

[static rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKPpB_CNL8

[hallow blade]

true i mightve been top 50 but i was garbo

[static rose]

aimbot 1v1ing kinda crazy wtf

[hallow blade]

actually insane how bad people were back then

avg hasnt gotten better but the top has gotten so much better

[plush burrow]

Top 50 pred?

[hallow blade]

no top 50 kills

kek

no ranked back then

[plush burrow]

How many was it?

[hallow blade]

cant even remember

like 40k at the time

[plush burrow]

The overall skill gap has just got larger like any game

Even the average players are slightly better but the average andy is now lost

At the start of the game everyone is average andy

[hallow blade]

man if i streamed back then

[plush burrow]

Some with aim some without

[hallow blade]

i couldve gotten big

[plush burrow]

Did you not think it was going to become a big game or just didn't want to stream?

I thought apex was shit at the start, looked to dull

[violet sphinx]

i played apex when it started

didnt play much in s0

played a decent bit of 1

[static rose]

yeah man hes a fucken demon

[violet sphinx]

then started grinding 2-4 on ps4

[plush burrow]

After a few games in pre season I left the game and came back season 5, a few more games I came back season 7 quit then season 9

And now I actually play abit

[hallow blade]

just didnt want to stream ngl

the thing that seperated me was just aim

everyone was bot walking back then but no one could aim lmfao

[static rose]

what game did u come from?

[hallow blade]

ow

[static rose]

makes sense

[hallow blade]

tracer widow main

[static rose]

even more sense lol

[hallow blade]

no brain all aim masters peak

if i ever had a single though about what i was doing i couldve hit t500 easily

[static rose]

i should've gotten into ow when i was in college

shit was poppin at my school

[hallow blade]

be glad you didnt

games shit

i quit it for OW just like mendo

[static rose]

it seemed pretty fun when i first played tho

too bad it went out sad

[violet sphinx]

bruh i just left the game in arenas

cause of my pubs habits

[hallow blade]

ive done that in ranked matches LMFAO

actually the best change in the patch notes

[violet sphinx]

same here lol

[solar bison]

Every game seems to be shit now

[hallow blade]

the amount of times ive accidentally left because i didnt realize my teammate had a gold knockdown

[solar bison]

[plush burrow]

I finally got the 5 win streak badge

[hallow blade]

is insane

[plush burrow]

Fucking her

No

Hell

[solar bison]

Gj limitz

[plush burrow]

Thanks

[hoary hamlet]

god

[bright elm]

how long ago was that

[static rose]

how do ppl slide out of a holster with no momentum?

[static rose]

it came out when i started so 2016

[bright elm]

you should've yeah

the game was good

until brigitte release

yo

is the r5 reloaded shit worth downloading

[hoary hamlet]

yes from what i've seen

run it on a smurf

[mellow kestrel]

<3, a little washed rn after touching grass but we fragging 💯

[bright elm]

ye i already have a smurf

alr

time to experience this

[plush burrow]

Choked another 20, why do 15 people have to die to others, just come to me pls

[hoary hamlet]

i'd be sacred of that as well

[hoary hamlet]

this is too ez for you

[plush burrow]

Fuck 7 win streak ended to cum lord

[hoary hamlet]

???????????????/

[hoary hamlet]

LMAO

ohh my

[plush burrow]

😂

[hoary hamlet]

i do that at times

when the team mate is nice

[mellow kestrel]

ive done that a few times

gotta do what ya gotta do

XD

actually griefing

i cant recall doing it unless its been like 1v3 though

or worse xd

[alpine trail]

theyre reducing hipfire spread for the hemlock???

[bright elm]

literally a beam

[mellow kestrel]

it was too good, but its too bad now

[hoary hamlet]

yea

[mellow kestrel]

not a bad change unless they make it too good again

[hoary hamlet]

it will be decent now

i think

[alpine trail]

one would hope

[autumn harness]

ur mad

[alpine trail]

yeah

[mellow kestrel]

99% of the time

meat shields

[alpine trail]

depend on them to soak up ur bullets

[autumn harness]

why meat shields

[alpine trail]

1v3

res

ez

[autumn harness]

a vegan might find that infuriating

lets do impossible/beyond meat shields

[alpine trail]

ok in the notes they did say that theyre bringing back some of that hipfire strenght "but not all"

W

ig u could look at it like that

[hallow blade]

i just dont understand how you cant get mad at apex

99% of the time im dying to some bs

rarely am i ever like "man i got outplayed that guy is good"

[autumn harness]

i dont play the game

how can i get mad?

[hallow blade]

true kek

[burnt stone]

This, but for ppl who get upset at casuals who don't no life the game to get good for no reason lmfao

[alpine trail]

idk how tf that man timmy went thru a 55 hr stream solo ranking without raging

[burnt stone]

Too tired to be angry

[alpine trail]

id find the energy

[burnt stone]

Guts with normal test levels

Guts too angry to die
Timmy too tired to be angry

Most of the time was spent in low elo

[grizzled summit]

@sour flame sleep well!

[burnt stone]

If he reversed it and did 1 tier from the top going down it would have been so much easiee

[grizzled summit]

ty for the games

and ggs

[sour flame]

good night :)

[burnt stone]

Yeah get some fucking good night of sleep

[sour flame]

fine

[burnt stone]

Damn why'd i get the attitude

I was just wishing the homie gn

:cccc

Gave me a shot of depresso

[coral crypt]

wasnt he’s in dia for like 30 hours lol

[sour flame]

nonono!

[burnt stone]

[burnt stone]

I never watched it

[sour flame]

thats not what i meant ghost

[burnt stone]

Was he stacking

[grizzled summit]

@ornate fossil sleep well!

[deep linden]

FAV_Aimbot is 1v1ing randoms rn

[grizzled summit]

buenas noches?

i think

[deep linden]

I'm ready to get destroyed

[sour flame]

you a good homie

[coral crypt]

nah solo

[autumn harness]

are you next? @deep linden

[deep linden]

idk

[coral crypt]

was solo to pred

[autumn harness]

please increase the awareness of fA

[deep linden]

the invite hasn't come through

[autumn harness]

they need to know about it

[burnt stone]

Lmao

[deep linden]

nah i'll lose

for sure

i'm washed

[autumn harness]

do a nyaa in the vc

[deep linden]

no vc tho

[autumn harness]

in game?

[burnt stone]

In game scoob

[deep linden]

i think he mutes it

[autumn harness]

bro

toxic fav_aimbot

[burnt stone]

Type it kekw

[static rose]

saw u in his chat lol

[burnt stone]

If only i was home

I wonder if i stand a chance at prime

[deep linden]

join in

for the fun

[alpine trail]

dude is better than all of us but theres no way hes winning every single 1v1

[static rose]

i would but i wanna watch what he does

[deep linden]

one guy seems to have matched his skill

[static rose]

yea

[burnt stone]

He did lose some to the randoms kekw

[deep linden]

HE DOESN'T HAVE IT MUTED

I CAN DO IT

LET'S GOOOO

[burnt stone]

LDTS FUCKING FGOOSOOOOO

[hallow blade]

go fry him

[burnt stone]

[deep linden]

I just have to wait for my turn

[deep linden]

i'm gonna lose tho

i'm bad

[burnt stone]

Seraph

[hallow blade]

nah youre goated

[burnt stone]

Do it for the squad

[hallow blade]

asian prodigy

[burnt stone]

Do it for fa

[deep linden]

listen

[burnt stone]

You're asian

[deep linden]

the only goal

[burnt stone]

Oh shit

[deep linden]

is to say nya

[burnt stone]

He's asian too

[static rose]

send ur ID again he might not have seen it

[deep linden]

he's the superior asian

I'm Filipino, he's Korean

[hallow blade]

gg

koreans are just better at games

[burnt stone]

Ayo asian tierlist?

[hallow blade]

its in their blood for sure

[deep linden]

yeah and filipinos just lose all revolutions

kekw

[hallow blade]

JP got the best rollers

[mellow kestrel]

why do i always feel so awkward with octane

[alpine trail]

not all of us =/

[mellow kestrel]

when aiming

[hallow blade]

like jp rollers are disgusting

[burnt stone]

Xkyn is mixed

[hallow blade]

tons of mini genburtens

[burnt stone]

The aim got lost from the genetics

[mellow kestrel]

i can beam on wraith, and caustic/gib somehow

which are the shortest and tallest chars

[burnt stone]

Unlucky

[alpine trail]

im adopted and white washed. thats why i havent lived up to expectations

[mellow kestrel]

but not octane

[burnt stone]

Go again

[static rose]

next reincarnation

[deep linden]

the only good player to come out of this country is Euriece

[burnt stone]

Lmfao

[hallow blade]

i shit on him tho 😈

jkjk euriece the goat

[deep linden]

exactly

[alpine trail]

everyone see the auto kraber in r5

shit had me dying

[hallow blade]

remember auto sentinel

[static rose]

lmfao

[hallow blade]

auto mastiff lmfao

[static rose]

shit was so fastt it had no recoil

[burnt stone]

Re45 fire rate or it's trash -dongie

[hallow blade]

yep

[alpine trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkqNnPyUvhY

[hallow blade]

just shake

[coral crypt]

becoming llomo gamer

[burnt stone]

I joined his stream just to hear him nut from missing wm shots

[hallow blade]

same

[burnt stone]

Turret

Turret

[hallow blade]

fuck the shaking

[burnt stone]

Turret

[hallow blade]

actually so cheesy

[coral crypt]

why shake when u can make circles

[burnt stone]

Have ll0m0 show you the way

[hallow blade]

i can vibrate my whole arm

[burnt stone]

Atago just makes fat circles around his mousepad

[hallow blade]

literally 0 recoil

[coral crypt]

jfc lmao

[hallow blade]

yeah

really tiring

i also tense really hard

[waxen berry]

ITS NOT GONE GUYTS

W SPAM TIME

[hallow blade]

what about left right and back binds

kek

[deep linden]

:^)

[hallow blade]

kek

[grizzled summit]

does anyone here wanna join me and lowkeyjo on apex?

just pubs

[waxen berry]

STOP YOURE GONNA MAKE THEM NERF IT AGAIN

reeeeeeeee

[hallow blade]

no youre smelly

[grizzled summit]

:(

[deep linden]

I would but I'm waiting on FAV_Aimbot to invite me to 1v1

[hallow blade]

sike i just do not have the game installed kek

[alpine trail]

what yall binding scroll wheel to after patch

[burnt stone]

Pingu smells like w

[hoary hamlet]

mean

[astral pebble]

got a link

[grizzled summit]

aw

[deep linden]

w :^)

[grizzled summit]

uninstalled cause of the tap strafe removal?

[hallow blade]

yes and game just keeps getting worse

[alpine trail]

ban seraph theyre trying to cheat @mods

[hallow blade]

genshin more fun

[deep linden]

kekw

[hallow blade]

QL is dead and QC sucks

[waxen berry]

btw arent macros sorta like a no? i mean they dont look for it but still

[deep linden]

does rebinding it count as a macro

[static rose]

they might be able to rate limit inputs now

[waxen berry]

Yeah they said they adjusted it

[hallow blade]

they didnt say anything about left right and back binds

so

hit them backwards tappers

[waxen berry]

we'll see when the patch comes out

[alpine trail]

does anyone have good pokeball/xtra small static scenarios :D standard or wide idc

[plush burrow]

Timmy don't get mad like that 😅

[plush burrow]

1w6ts extra extra extra extra extra small

Someone probably created that

[static rose]

pokeball 1w4ts shrink

[plush burrow]

Try pressure scenarios

They are very helpful

For static

[alpine trail]

pressure aiming 7 targets/10 targets?

those other 2 u guys mentioned i cant find

[burnt stone]

Berserk was inspired by timmys rage, but couldn't fully capture even half of the emotion he brings forth

[static rose]

i got the scens from here @alpine trail https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cORiFefxaTxULk1RffPtZht2tUNQkGBv9oiPc_qWlCI/edit

[autumn harness]

kpop

[alpine trail]

oh ok thx

[static rose]

np

[bright elm]

r5 is so laggy

holy shit

[plush burrow]

What's with me getting hit 200 by an Eva with 4 shits today

[loud heart]

yessir

[loud heart]

that's what's happens when a guy is hosting a game on their own personal pc with a regular gaming cpu

[elfin thistle]

Experience the Eva 2 tap

The true pain

Valk ult is

The blast off tho

[deep linden]

sadge

[static rose]

Ls

[deep linden]

1v1 session ended

didn't get to join

[alpine trail]

next time

[static rose]

should've send my id sooner lol

[deep linden]

yeah maybe next time

but hey

that means more time for me to practice

and get myself not washed

[elfin thistle]

But you're femboy aimer

You can't be washed

[deep linden]

I am washed

because I've only been playing Valorant

zero tracking

[elfin thistle]

Understandable

Valorant is stinky

[deep linden]

from the first match back in valorant and I already wanna go back to apex

superior hit reg

128 tick servers btw

[static rose]

???

wtf lol

[elfin thistle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Apexrollouts/comments/n2lsz7/kind_of_tap_strafing_without_scroll_wheel_idk/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Man just held the keys

And got a sort of tap strafe

[hallow blade]

hes just doing a w input with turn in mid air

not even spamming lmfao

[elfin thistle]

Yep

It kinda has a similar effect tho

Got a better effect than when I tried the w key spam tap strafe

[ruby radish]

you lose momentum

[alpine trail]

hes also waiting until he turns to press w key

[ruby radish]

you can see that he taps it and he loses speed

its not a full 180 tap cause he slowed himself

[autumn harness]

seems like he killed u first

ping differential

[elfin thistle]

I see

He still turned more than I did when I did the w key spam

Sadge

Scroll wheel macro time

[static rose]

u can kinda do a 90 degree tap strafe with a pathfinder grapple if u just press w once

[deep linden]

wait

guys

since you can't bind it to w

[autumn harness]

wattson's heirloom isnt even going to be that good if she gets one

[deep linden]

I'll show you guys something I learned from tiddyfall 2

[autumn harness]

a fucking taser batton at most

[static rose]

a nessie

[elfin thistle]

Show

[deep linden]

uploading

:)

[alpine trail]

lmaooo

[static rose]

like a redirect on steroids?

[autumn harness]

wattson isn't a fencer unless?

[elfin thistle]

But but muh mwheel down

[deep linden]

it makes use of the same mechanic that makes tap strafing possible (lurch)

[ruby radish]

holy shit

[static rose]

looks cool

[hallow blade]

wait are people only just finding that you can bind left and right to scroll for basically the same effect as w

literally the first thing i did when i learned tap strafing

[deep linden]

I've known this for a long time

most people don't know tho

[hallow blade]

literally first thought was like "wait can i do it with left right and back"

[elfin thistle]

Hmmm seems like I'm gonna have to practice

Wall bouncing with space bar then

[hallow blade]

maybe

depends on how they do it

they could just limit how many keypresses can happen in a short time

[elfin thistle]

Inb4 removing scroll wheel binds

[deep linden]

i don't think so

they literally put in

only forward

kekw

[elfin thistle]

This would cuck the w key spam

[hallow blade]

yep

[hallow blade]

not really depending on how big the delay between inputs is

[elfin thistle]

Yeah but if you do it real fast

You'll still be rate limited

[alpine trail]

for w spam tap strafe u just have to add in a or d depending on direction

[elfin thistle]

Depending on how much they say and maximum speed to

[hallow blade]

only time youre spamming w is for tap strafing

it wont effect shit

other than tap strafing

[elfin thistle]

That's kind of

[alpine trail]

also im only "spamming" w like 2-3 times

[elfin thistle]

Exactly what I mean tho

[deep linden]

w key = tap strafe
a/d key = fzzy strafe
https://youtu.be/0YHiBXUTHwU?t=244

[hallow blade]

their whole thing is theyre trying to remove tap strafing tho

so thats fine

to rate limit

[elfin thistle]

Are you pressing w and a/d at the same time

[hallow blade]

no one can input as fast as scroll wheel mid game whilst holding a or d

except for some of these fighting game gods

[alpine trail]

sprint > jump > turn mouse + a/d > w 2-3x

[hallow blade]

those mfs are a different breed

[elfin thistle]

They'd be cucked

[deep linden]

yeah i'm gonna abuse the fact that they only want to remove tap strafing :^)

[hallow blade]

yep

[deep linden]

and fuck them up real good

[autumn harness]

boys i need hoodies

what merch site is the best

[alpine trail]

merch?

or like reg hoodies

[autumn harness]

i looked at lilypichu's hoodie

[static rose]

just connect a small vibrator to ur finger

[autumn harness]

but this one is discontinued

😦

[elfin thistle]

Anyone have the patch notes

Nvm found it

[bright elm]

poki merch

[urban fog]

Wheres your gumball dispenser? Thats what I thought.

[autumn harness]

i am not getting a hoodie that says pokimane on it

[elfin thistle]

Why not

[alpine trail]

i’ll buy a pez and tape it to my wrench ez

[elfin thistle]

Rampart heirloom kekw

A wrench makes sense but still

[alpine trail]

i think it’s pretty sick icl

[urban fog]

Yeah I think it's nice

[elfin thistle]

I think it's kinda meh

Now mirage heirloom

😳

[alpine trail]

bruh

[elfin thistle]

as a mirage main

[alpine trail]

bruhh

[plush burrow]

Oh melee lunge was fixed aswell

[elfin thistle]

Doubt

[plush burrow]

14th

[alpine trail]

gold shield!!!!

WWWW

[elfin thistle]

I highly doubt that melee lunge is entirely fixed

Since it's respawn

[autumn harness]

i doubt ur brain is fixed

love u

[elfin thistle]

True

[plush burrow]

Wait you didn't hear about this

[elfin thistle]

I love me too

[alpine trail]

no i did not

[ruby radish]

wrong

[alpine trail]

i happy now

[elfin thistle]

My fav change kekw

[ruby radish]

$17 + more than $17 if you use it rob a bank-

[plush burrow]

This been known for a week aha, it kinda already blew up

[elfin thistle]

In 3 seasons of play it's my fav change

👍

[autumn harness]

why solo queue

so cancer

[plush burrow]

Carried these mfers

Gg

[elfin thistle]

Why not solo squads

[autumn harness]

ok independent boy

[elfin thistle]

Don't let your teammates steal your loot by not having teammates

[plush burrow]

He did it buy him self guys incase you didn't know

[plush burrow]

Thats impossible

[burnt stone]

A taser gun

[plush burrow]

Anyone not good at shooting is a god at taking loot

Stealing*

[alpine trail]

every1 has their role

[plush burrow]

Exactly

[autumn harness]

cop or find another hoodie

idk why she changed designs

[plush burrow]

Idk it says stay comfy on the jumper

[burnt stone]

Lets goo

[elfin thistle]

Just turn on nofills

Smh

[plush burrow]

Like they couldn't remember it was something to be comfy so they had to remind themselves

[plush burrow]

Just get a roller

Smh

[elfin thistle]

Cancelled

[autumn harness]

i actually have a gildan hoodie and i like how it's oversized a bit

but if it is gildan it's overpriced for this

40 bucks

[elfin thistle]

Vshojo hoodie

You can now express your love for degenerates with vshojo hoodie

You're welcome

[autumn harness]

im not edgy

[autumn harness]

im not wearing a hoodie that says kick me

[elfin thistle]

Aw come on

Embrace degeneracy

[violet sphinx]

just be like the degenerates and wear dog collars

[elfin thistle]

True

[ruby radish]

why not....

BOTH.

[violet sphinx]

anyways

aim training is completely not for me

i cant get myself to do it

[violet sphinx]

as much as i wanna get better aim

[deep linden]

:)

[elfin thistle]

@autumn harness https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Pullovers-Tracksuit-Black-White/dp/B07FR3GZRC/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=ahegao+hoodie&qid=1631232455&sr=8-3

What

It's a gigachad move

Man is just displaying his passion

[autumn harness]

i feel like this is what school shooters in america wear

[elfin thistle]

Woman?

[deep linden]

https://streamable.com/x78wwi

[elfin thistle]

What about traps

[deep linden]

femboys

[elfin thistle]

Time to rebind my scroll wheel

😔 ✊

So you wall bounce with space bar in game?

[bright elm]

man

why are people sweating their balls off

in r5 reloaded

holy shit

[alpine trail]

this looks like it’s marginally better than a regular redirect tbh

[burnt stone]

Boppel based

Have several collars and 1 dog

Kekw

[alpine trail]

cowboys beating bucs tonight

[deep linden]

you know how sideways bhopping works in csgo?

[alpine trail]

otherwise i’m jumping the roof

[deep linden]

you could do the same thing

[burnt stone]

We need a scroll wheel that moves in 4 directions lmfao

[alpine trail]

those laptops w the joystick type thing in the middle of the keyboard

[burnt stone]

Left, right for our strafes, up for looting and down for wall bouncing

Really make console players cry rivers

[bright elm]

idk how y'all aim with 100 fps

moving my mouse feels like dogshit

[alpine trail]

i get 90

[burnt stone]

Console player my whole life

Capped 60 fps my whole pc experience until recently

[bright elm]

i literally can't one clip anyone

or hit anything

[burnt stone]

Ppl say that ppl who can't see the difference between 60 and 120+ are have bad eyes but maybe they're just too powerful

[alpine trail]

the last two months of my console career i played mnk on my ps4 for warzone

[burnt stone]

Maybe they need to be nerfed

[alpine trail]

90 fov, 30fps, screen tearing, etc

[burnt stone]

Console gamer training their eyes

[bright elm]

i either do 150 or i do 0 @alpine trail

[alpine trail]

tru i’m an eagle now

[elfin thistle]

Me when I spent two years on 60fps max

👍

[alpine trail]

yeah it was tough

bc i was waiting for a price drop on any gpu

and my roommate was playing on a 3080

and i was sad

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle time for daily btd6 matches

[elfin thistle]

Isn't that the same as normal bhop in terms of jump input

[elfin thistle]

[burnt stone]

Send code

[violet sphinx]

below my usual just feels off

[elfin thistle]

My new pet peeves is when people walk over to you and then look at your phone screen

And then comment on what's on it

[violet sphinx]

my new pet peeve is that i want jordan 4s so badly and shoe videos keep popping up

it makes it worse

[elfin thistle]

So anyway

[burnt stone]

Non of their fookin business

[elfin thistle]

This is cuz I was watching a vid

[burnt stone]

I got nike drip

[elfin thistle]

My coworker walked over

And commented on it