#apex | Voltaic | Page 394

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 8:49 AM

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Save two packets

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Actually insane

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 8:49 AM

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2 packets were for you bb

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 8:49 AM

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0 self control

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He says he's dieting btw

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 8:49 AM

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I wish i could eat like that

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 8:50 AM

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Man took a pallet of drink cans back yesterday

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It's half gone today

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 8:50 AM

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elfin thistle He says he's dieting btw

Everyone in the army sound like crayon eaters

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 8:50 AM

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This man is a special breed

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 8:50 AM

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And not the low t guy?

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Are there any normal ppl there

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 8:52 AM

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He is the low T guy

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 8:53 AM

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Uh oh

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Every story i hear revolves around him somehow

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 8:55 AM

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This guy is the most

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How do I say this

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Disagreeable person I've ever met

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 9:03 AM

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Unlucky

worn sparrow Sep 9, 2021, 9:36 AM

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damn lol im actually so garbage on that wingman scenario

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i mean thats a given since im garbage at wm in general

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im guessing its meant to be done while strafing and shooting?

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i prob cant even properly hit the targets while standing still

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 9:41 AM

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worn sparrow im guessing its meant to be done while strafing and shooting?

No

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Stand still

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Make sure you ads

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If you don't hit your ads button you won't be accurate

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The whole scenario is about learning lead for wm depending on distance, practice slow until you consistently know the lead on all ranges intuitively

worn sparrow Sep 9, 2021, 9:42 AM

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ahh ok well im kinda an idiot

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i wasn't adsing

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because im so used to doin all the other scenarios without ads

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alright ill give it more of a go

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do you ever throw in movement aiming during these scenarios?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 9:43 AM

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Then try to accurately track the lead while going at a quick pace and continue going faster as long as you're consistently accurate

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Mmm no but there is another you can do 1 sec let me find it

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 9:44 AM

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worn sparrow do you ever throw in movement aiming during these scenarios?

Manwing strafe gallery is good for movement as well, but try the test field first then go into that one

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Learn the technique before throwing in movement

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You're scored for movement on strafe gallery btw so if you stop you lose points

worn sparrow Sep 9, 2021, 9:45 AM

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oh i've done manwing strafe in the past for a bit

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maybe not on a consistent schedule though

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but yeah i should work on the aiming while standing first

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 9:46 AM

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Right

worn sparrow Sep 9, 2021, 9:47 AM

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okay, thanks @burnt stone SeemsGood

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might have to just practice some more

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hoping this will also help with being able to hit some longbows and shit too

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 9:47 AM

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I got a 220 on testfield 200 should be gud for wm

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 9:48 AM

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worn sparrow hoping this will also help with being able to hit some longbows and shit too

Long bow is literally the same thing at range lmao, except it's 90% lead the rest is just little tracking or a nice flick

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:07 AM

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burnt stone If you don't hit your ads button you won't be accurate

Bruh

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Manwing strafe gallery?

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I unbound my ads kekw

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Nice

ruby radish Sep 9, 2021, 10:16 AM

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@burnt stone holy fuck i hit silver on pgti

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AC+ do be goated

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prayerdge

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:22 AM

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Niceee

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:23 AM

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ruby radish <@!136672321413971979> holy fuck i hit silver on pgti

Goodshitt

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Boppel finna be F and A pretty soon

astral pebble Sep 9, 2021, 10:27 AM

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fuck longbow

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after TT is gone charge rifle is the only usable sniper

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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Next time someone asks what fa is ima just say Female Aim and gain a simp

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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Any figglebottom males in the chat

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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p sure we just got a few more women

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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I'm starting fbA

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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Femboy aim really is about to be female aim

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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Figglebottom aim

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:29 AM

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Woman ruining everything /s

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:30 AM

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women ruining everything /srs

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:30 AM

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Based

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:30 AM

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do your daily task of disrespecting a woman and kissing a man

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:30 AM

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Bonus points if femboy

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:31 AM

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even more bonus points if theyre a gymbro

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:31 AM

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Max points if gym bro femboy lmfao

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:31 AM

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guys i dont think im attracted to gender anymore

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:31 AM

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Buff venti

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:31 AM

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Palty is just nutting to any and everything

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:31 AM

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Asexual?

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:31 AM

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im attracted to how dangerous someone is

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:32 AM

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Uh oh

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:32 AM

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Palty about to fuck the worlds most dangerous animals

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:32 AM

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i want me a partner who can pick me up snap my spine in half and use it as a toothpick

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IM NOT A FURRY

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:32 AM

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loud heart i want me a partner who can pick me up snap my spine in half and use it as a too...

Ok but no human can do this

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So you're a furry

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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That's pretty much something only a bear could so

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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NO HUMAN CAN DO THAT?

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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Or a moose

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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HAVE YOU SEEN SHAQ

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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Unless

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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Yeah but his mouth isn't big enough

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Pretty sure your spine isn't gonna fit between his teeth

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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You literally want some to just knee you in the back and send you to the hospital kekw

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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Palty masochist?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:33 AM

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Paltys a m

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Confirmed

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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all im saying is i want someone who has enough physical strength to murder me not want to murder me

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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literally anyone with a gun

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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PHYSICAL

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STRENGTH

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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elfin thistle Palty masochist?

Ll0m0 and i got the same energy rn wtf no

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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The physical strength to pull the trigger

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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A baby

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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peepogrin

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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Oh man

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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Uh oh

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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im about to use physical strength to dick down your mom

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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Palty pedo?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:34 AM

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This is getting worse for you broski

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Britski*

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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loud heart im about to use physical strength to dick down your mom

So like threesome?

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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ghost

astral pebble Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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burnt stone Next time someone asks what fa is ima just say Female Aim and gain a simp

what does it stand for again? or wait I probably dont wanna know

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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Lmfao

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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im going to actually mutilate you in your sleep

astral pebble Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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furry Aim

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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astral pebble what does it stand for again? or wait I probably dont wanna know

fa stands for FemboyAim

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm=Britski&amp=true

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Britski

To put one's face in between a girl's breasts, rubbing head back and forth between both breasts while saying "Britski". Sounds to others as "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ritski!!!!!"

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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loud heart im going to actually mutilate you in your sleep

What if i had the physical strength to murder you but don't want to?

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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:0

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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actually i wouldnt mind getting a britski

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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He does have a sword

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:35 AM

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Palty just coming for it damn

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I actually do have a sword lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:36 AM

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Being on the receiving or giving end

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Of a britski

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:36 AM

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i have a hand axe

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CAN WE DUEL

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:36 AM

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Sword wins

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:36 AM

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i can get a shield

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:36 AM

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I can imagine what end he wants someone who is physically strong enough to kill him to do it with

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My swords got range bro it's long as shit lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

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Ok but sledgehammers are cooler than axes

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

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i can just dash towards you

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

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Bro is trying to top a chad

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Kekw

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Dash into my pointy end

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Lmfao ok kirito

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

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sledgehammers are overrated

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heavy and hard to handle

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

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Aight bois time for the legendary game we all played as a kid

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

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loud heart sledgehammers are overrated

True

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:37 AM

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Sledgehammers are poggers

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:38 AM

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sure you have a powerful swing but after that youre left open

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:38 AM

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Clearly you have never handled a sledgehammer

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:38 AM

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My sword is light as shit for like 25% of it actually

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:38 AM

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also i know axe throwing

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i could just snipe you

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:38 AM

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If you miss you're beyond fucked

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:38 AM

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Axe throwing kinda like

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Just tank the hit lmao

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:38 AM

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fool i have two axes like any self respecting european

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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Throw down a bubble shield

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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Aren't you guys barely even allowed knives?

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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thats just the uk

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and im NOT IN THE UK

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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Ok britski

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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Ok before we go into medieval rp

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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i am not the act of grinding someones face on titties

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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What does the winner get

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Palty vs ghost

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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I wonder

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:39 AM

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winner gets to date the loser

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winner is the top

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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Ayo pog

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Ayo wait

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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loser is the bottom

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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Is the loser a power bottom tho

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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Lets do hand to hand

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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oh thats fine

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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You guys can do jousting

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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i have slight hand to hand training

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:40 AM

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Like when you two get erect and run towards each other

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And whoever's dick touched the other's body first wins

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:41 AM

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Pretty sure a duel between actual blades we'd be topping a body or a hospitalized victim kekw

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:41 AM

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OMEGALUL

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:41 AM

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Hand to hand is overrated

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:41 AM

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dont wanna recreate the hospital scene from end of evangelion

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:41 AM

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Just bring a gun

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:41 AM

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loud heart dont wanna recreate the hospital scene from end of evangelion

My fav scene

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:41 AM

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god that scene still haunts me

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:42 AM

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loud heart winner gets to date the loser

But i see you palty, damn my plays are that good huh

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Kekw

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:42 AM

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Hold on

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If winner gets to date the loser

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Doesn't that mean the loser also dates the winner

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:42 AM

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i hate how i understand why the scene was necessary to the plot but like cmon anno

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:42 AM

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elfin thistle Like when you two get erect and run towards each other

I would preferably not like to crunch anything

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:42 AM

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weird

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:42 AM

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nono winner gets top

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loser gets bottom

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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Ah I see

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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You said date first britshit

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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britshit???

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is it evolving

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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XDDD

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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Uh oh the terms of the agreement are changing

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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wheres my email about the TOS chaning?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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You were the one changing it

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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i shouldve gotten atleast 6 by now

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:43 AM

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Where's my mail

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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loud heart i hate how i understand why the scene was necessary to the plot but like cmon an...

What's the scene

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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loud heart winner gets to date the loser

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loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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loud heart winner is the top

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burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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Dating and fucking are dif things lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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You call those chips? Those are crunchy munchy cracker jack chestershire lovely jubly delights lookin ass

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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dating involves fucking

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but isnt just fucking

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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Not necessarily

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:44 AM

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Fucking involves fucking you can date and break up without ever even touching each other lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:45 AM

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Wait if sex without dating is casual sex

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Is sex with dating competitive sex

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:45 AM

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Pog

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:45 AM

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imagine sex without dating a public match

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you meet a random and fuck

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:45 AM

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Pred player in grass and ass touching

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Ew

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:45 AM

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Rando throwing rn

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:45 AM

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sex with dating is a ranked match

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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Imagine the fat, smelly,hairy uggo ppl you'd find

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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So what about team deathmatch

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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Like the randoms in pubs

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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thats an orgy

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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Or ll0m0

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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And FFA deathmatch

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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Team nutmatch

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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ghost there are fat smelly hairy ugly people in real life

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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burnt stone Or ll0m0

You lookin real sussy rn

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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they do indeed exist

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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loud heart ghost there are fat smelly hairy ugly people in real life

I'm aware of the anime community

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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Ik you watch ugly bastard hentai

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:46 AM

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burnt stone I'm aware of the anime community

AHJAHAHAHAHAHAH

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

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Good thing I don't have an anime pfp

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

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fuck you im dying because of that

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im geniune dying

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hleprl

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

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Seems that ghost has won the match

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Since palty is dying

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

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I'm the top lets gooo

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

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Ghost top

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

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ok thank fucking god

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it stopped

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

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Let it be known

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With ll0m0 as judge i have won

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:48 AM

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i just went into a completely nasty coughing fit

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literally could barely breathe

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:48 AM

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Ghost gave palty covid

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:48 AM

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my laugh has developed into just heavy coughing

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and bronchitis isnt helping

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:48 AM

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Your laugh has mutated into covid 19 Lima variant

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Ligma variant

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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i got tested yesterday thankfully i dont actually have covid

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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I gave him ligma

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Damn

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It's already happened

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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Did you study for the test

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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i actually thought i had it last week cause i was genuinely dying

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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loud heart my laugh has developed into just heavy coughing

Sadge

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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Clearly you didn't study for the test

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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It's nice to get one big fun laugh off

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:49 AM

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Since it was negative

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:50 AM

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The kind that makes you light headed/tense is the best one

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:50 AM

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That's just low blood pressure

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:50 AM

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loud heart i actually thought i had it last week cause i was genuinely dying

Are you feeling better now?

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:50 AM

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I think he died

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He's not responding

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:50 AM

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yeah i drank like fuck tons of medicine

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:50 AM

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Just any medicine

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Damn

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:50 AM

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i was drinking like 4 cups of just anything my parents gave me every few hours

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:51 AM

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Went to the drugstore and said I'll take it all

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:51 AM

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The coom chalice

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Consume

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Ghost do you play Minecraft

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Are you a Minecraft aimer ashrrx_TTV

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:51 AM

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Depends

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Why

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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Cuz I wanna make a modded smp

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Cuz I'm bored

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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What the fuck

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Is smp

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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Simp

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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what modpack

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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I keep hearing about it

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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Survival multi player

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I'm looking at rebirth of the night

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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Oh

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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Cuz I haven't finished that one

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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I play modded minecraft

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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But I'm also open to sevtech ages

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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But it isn't as good as terraria

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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Or any other modpack

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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rq anyone down for 1v1s

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i need to warm up

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:52 AM

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Put hand in oven

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Problem solved

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:53 AM

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I'm not big on building shit

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:53 AM

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Imagine building in Minecraft

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Disgusting

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Hold on lemme get a pic

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:53 AM

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And cause of mc mods being primarily around that i dislike them tbh

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:53 AM

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loud heart rq anyone down for 1v1s

I would if i was home brit boi

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:53 AM

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like stop that

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seriously

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:53 AM

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Oh yeah look in fa

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:54 AM

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cease calling me british

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ik you joined

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:54 AM

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Ew

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Wtf

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:54 AM

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No

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In general

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Kekw

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:54 AM

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oh you posted that ye idc

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:54 AM

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Lmao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:54 AM

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Imagine minecraft mods being about building

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Minecringe

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:54 AM

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loud heart cease calling me british

God there are so many things I'm refraining from saying rn lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:55 AM

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Bit cringe innit bruv

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:55 AM

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Ll0m0 say that thing about chips

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Also log

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Pog

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Am official fa lets goooo

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:56 AM

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So you call these things "chips"? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights?

That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:56 AM

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Should have @ palty for thar

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That

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:57 AM

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Ashrrx_TTV officially a femboy?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:57 AM

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No

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 10:57 AM

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i hope your mother dies in a car crash

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:57 AM

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Supporter of femboys

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:57 AM

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Same thing

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:58 AM

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Am the A of the fA

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:58 AM

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Anal

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:58 AM

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Sure

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:58 AM

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loud heart i hope your mother dies in a car crash

Not poggers

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:59 AM

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How many mothers do you have

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 10:59 AM

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A lot lmao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 10:59 AM

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Am I one of them

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:00 AM

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no I am

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:01 AM

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1yu you aren't even a adult

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:01 AM

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Ghost dodged the question

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This is racism

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Sexism

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Ableist

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Body shaming

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Uhh

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:01 AM

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ur disabled?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:01 AM

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I enjoy all of those

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:01 AM

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What else is there

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:01 AM

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I love racing

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Sex

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EnAbleing

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And body shaming

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Jk kekw

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:02 AM

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Cancelled

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Reported to twitter

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At least five Twitter accounts are on their way

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:02 AM

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Don't use twitter too bad

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:02 AM

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Fuck

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My one weakness

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:02 AM

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Hey look

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:03 AM

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No I'm not looking

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:03 AM

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elfin thistle At least five Twitter accounts are on their way

The same currency artists use

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Exposure

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:03 AM

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That's discrimination against blind people

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:03 AM

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That's why i don't look while i drive

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Nor do i listen when ppl talk to me

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:03 AM

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That's right

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:03 AM

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Or walk when i go somewhere

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:03 AM

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That's the way to do things

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:04 AM

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I just gayme

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I feel like

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:04 AM

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i love doing all those things

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:04 AM

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A lot of ppl here need to watch that one vid

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About how a non gamer sees games

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:04 AM

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i absolutely love racism, sexism, abelism, bodyshaming this isnt out of context

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:04 AM

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It was really interesting

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:04 AM

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Ew

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Non gamers

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Scrubs

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:04 AM

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loud heart i absolutely love racism, sexism, abelism, bodyshaming this isnt out of context

Classic femboy gaymer

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:05 AM

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I spit on them

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Gaymers rise up

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:05 AM

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the only thing thats rising is my pants

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:05 AM

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Cuz you saw me

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Yes I am aware of the effect I have on women

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:05 AM

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no cause i saw ghost you ugly fat freak

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:05 AM

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That's body shaming

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And racist

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:06 AM

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But yeah i feel like a lot of ppl here forget their randoms have lives and don't spend several hours playing vidya a day lmao

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:06 AM

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just the thought of you makes my dick go inverse

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:06 AM

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And sexist

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:06 AM

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burnt stone But yeah i feel like a lot of ppl here forget their randoms have lives and don't...

Wtf scrubs

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Disgusting

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:06 AM

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loud heart no cause i saw ghost you ugly fat freak

Reminder you said you want to date me and top me

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:06 AM

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Time for a purge

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:07 AM

#

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:07 AM

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Purge non gaymers

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They'll never understand

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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If paltys standards in dating are the same as his standards in clips then i just got a fucking ego boost

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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Wow

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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Damn

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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Smh

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

#

Confidence 100

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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Now it's getting to your head smhing mh

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

#

LETSFUCKINGGOOOOO

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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Next forsen right here

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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Lmao

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Let them see my 1 tap

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:08 AM

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Next foreskin right here

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:09 AM

#

An fa classic dish

#

But

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Yeah

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:09 AM

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burnt stone Reminder you said you want to date me and top me

do you lack basic reading comprehension?

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:09 AM

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Woah

#

Palty going on the offensive

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Trying to reclaim top

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How will ghost defend

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:09 AM

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Have you seen the vid ll0m0

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About someone trying games for the first time

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:10 AM

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you complete and utter fool i said i got an erection from witnessing you

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pathetic

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

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The dude who made his wife try games?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

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That's even better

#

Damn

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

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I saw that one

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

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loud heart you complete and utter fool i said i got an erection from witnessing you

I don't remember you saying that at all

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

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Uh oh masochism detected

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

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But sheesh

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Saw my sword and realized i could put him in the dirt

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Instant nut

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:12 AM

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Which sword

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:12 AM

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burnt stone I don't remember you saying that at all

jeez so you do lack basic reading comprehension

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:12 AM

#

Palty tsundere

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:12 AM

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NO IM NOT SHUT UP

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:12 AM

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loud heart jeez so you do lack basic reading comprehension

I read that you want to date and fuck me kekw

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:12 AM

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Tsundere energy

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:12 AM

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READ BETTER RETARD

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

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Paltys blushing rn

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

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Woah did you just say retard?

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

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WAIT FUCK THIS IS JUST CONFORMING TO THE STEREOTYPE NOO FUCK I CANT WIN

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

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Banned from apex forever

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

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Next you'll say "b-baka"

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

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NO

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IDIOT GHOST

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

#

He did it

#

Omg

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

#

Idiot is baka

#

Close enough

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

#

He actually did it

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

#

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/872435641374363648.png?v=1&size=40

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:13 AM

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I see how it is

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Ghost is leaving me for palty

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Sadge

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:14 AM

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Palty damn bro atleast I'm not a dense protagonist

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Poor ll0m0

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:14 AM

#

I just realized I slept more in office than at home

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:14 AM

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You turret too much

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:14 AM

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Kinda poggers

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:14 AM

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I need some movement in my life

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:15 AM

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Wow

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No stability

#

Smh

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:15 AM

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I saw those super glides

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LipBite

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:15 AM

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Me omw to super glide irl

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:15 AM

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Gets another injury

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:15 AM

#

Listen here

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I only have two rn

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:16 AM

#

Palty said the only way i can win is to not talk

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:16 AM

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Classic British tactic

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:16 AM

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You think if i tell everyone palty is a patriotic brit he'll talk again

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:16 AM

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Stoicism they call it

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:16 AM

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Don't worry i gotchu @loud heart

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:16 AM

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what happened to oalty

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:16 AM

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He died

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

#

i just got 4 kills with a p20 mozam while reading this fucking conversation

#

fuck you

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

#

He nutted so hard he dehydrated

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

#

Paltys tsundere rage gaming

#

I need to watch this stream

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

#

Tsunderage

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

#

Ll0m0 big brain

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

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Ty ty

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

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loud heart i just got 4 kills with a p20 mozam while reading this fucking conversation

When we duo?

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:17 AM

#

My Galaxy brain rn

#

Duo rn

#

Come

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:18 AM

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Ima lose

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:18 AM

#

You lose from my insane 3030 repeater trickshots

#

Double 30 30 mirage main

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:18 AM

#

wh

#

when youre on

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

I am unironically a mirage main rn

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

Paltys even stuttering like a tsundere damn

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

I haven't played anything but mirage for the past 2 days

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

BNO

#

NO

#

LOOK

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

palty say baka

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

no

#

please

#

no

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

He already did

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

i am punching the air

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

I get the way you feel palty i gotchu

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

You missed it

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:19 AM

#

loud heart i am punching the air

Like a true tsundere would

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

Air abuse

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

Actually hit every checkmark for a tsundere this is wild

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

the absolute worst fucking part is my face is hot from my cold so its way too real

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

Wow

#

Only from the cold?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

He's blushing too

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

Kinda doesn't make sense

#

Cold make hot?

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

😔 she wasn't a tsundere, she just hated me

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

😳

#

Is this you rn? @loud heart

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

plase

#

cease

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:20 AM

#

I GET IT

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:21 AM

#

:triggered:

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:21 AM

#

Paltys a tsundere and likes being called brit

#

It all makes sense now

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:21 AM

#

Seems legit

#

No wonder he wanted bottom

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:21 AM

#

I genuinely dont like being a brit

#

this isnt a bit anymore

#

I can take the tsundere part ok

#

the bottom part ok

#

Not being called fucking british

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

I'm just fookin with you

#

But i won't do the brit thing no more

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

Calling me british is way too far man

#

way too far

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

What's wrong with British people

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

What do you have against it lmao

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

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I'll call you great british

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

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Bit cringe innit

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

"people"

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

Damn palty

#

Deep seeded hatred

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

they dont deserve that title

#

i went to britain for 2 weeks and dated a british person

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:22 AM

#

This back story is must be Fire

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:23 AM

#

both fucking sucked

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:23 AM

#

Would you like a bo'oh o' wo'oah for that

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:23 AM

#

the food was bland and disgusting

#

the only weather was cloudy rain

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:23 AM

#

loud heart both fucking sucked

It's Britain what do you expect lmao

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:23 AM

#

I'm reading this in a British accent

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:23 AM

#

Did the person atleast suck suck?

#

Or just sucked

#

Or maybe sucked at sucking

#

HMMMMMM_ATWE

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:24 AM

#

Ayo?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:24 AM

#

They got all the spices but never uses them

#

Thats like a mnk player having a whole arm but not using it

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:25 AM

#

the person was trash

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:25 AM

#

They be eating like its still the siege of london

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:25 AM

#

Lmfao

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:25 AM

#

loud heart the person was trash

Unlucky

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:25 AM

#

burnt stone Thats like a mnk player having a whole arm but not using it

I feel attacked

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:25 AM

#

the british eat like the germans are still flying overhead

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:26 AM

#

I can't remember which place in Europe had the hot girls i like

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:26 AM

#

russia

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:26 AM

#

Singapore

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:26 AM

#

or any of scandinavia

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:26 AM

#

Yes

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:26 AM

#

Cuz I'm here

#

Ty

#

You're welcome

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:26 AM

#

all of eastern eu either has 10/10 beautiful women

#

or babushka

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:27 AM

#

Scan and russia yis

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:27 AM

#

loud heart or babushka

You say it like babushka are not beautiful women

#

Babushka are more powerful than you can imagine

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:27 AM

#

Palty is from Lithuania right

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:27 AM

#

I once met a Lithuanian girl

#

Unfortunately she was quite problematic

#

Unlucky

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:28 AM

#

The only other person i know that lives there said they hated it so much

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:28 AM

#

I'm now curious

#

Whats ur body count ghost

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:28 AM

#

And were trying to save to move out of the country but they had a shit job

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:28 AM

#

elfin thistle Whats ur body count ghost

N o

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:29 AM

#

It's 0?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:29 AM

#

elfin thistle It's 0?

N o

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:29 AM

#

Ok it's 0

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:29 AM

#

Pog

#

Ll0m0 galaxy brain saw i played apex and was able to deduce from that

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:29 AM

#

You would think with that sword it'll be at least one

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:30 AM

#

burnt stone Ll0m0 galaxy brain saw i played apex and was able to deduce from that

True

#

Virgin gang

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:30 AM

#

Kekw

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:30 AM

#

Ok but have you dated before

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:30 AM

#

Yis

#

I've had ppl crush on me a few times but it was always awkward

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:31 AM

#

Why awkward

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:31 AM

#

Well you see

#

I was like 12 years old

#

With a mustache and goatee and growing facial hair

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:32 AM

#

Hairy ass mf

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:32 AM

#

And i was fairly tall

#

For my age atleast

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:32 AM

#

how tall

#

im tall asf for my age

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:32 AM

#

How tall

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:32 AM

#

Actually i take that back

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:32 AM

#

Smh

#

How many cm

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:33 AM

#

HOW

#

TALL

#

bitch if you arent atleast my height

#

youre pathetic

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:33 AM

#

Normal measurements not imperial units

#

Height reveal

#

Ghost height reveal

#

Rn

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:33 AM

#

Idk what it is kekw

#

In cm

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:33 AM

#

Ok in feet and inches

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:33 AM

#

I know my cm/360 lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:33 AM

#

Maybe hands

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:33 AM

#

Idl how tall i was actually

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

How tall are you now

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

hand reveal @elfin thistle

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

I just know i was taller then the other kids who were actually my age

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

elfin thistle How tall are you now

6"5

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

autumn harness hand reveal <@260993814531932170>

You missed it

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

where

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

Genetic diff

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

send again

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

Taller means longer arms which means arm aim has more range

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

im 187 cm

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:34 AM

#

So that's why ghost is a god at apex

#

What a nerd

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

elfin thistle So that's why ghost is a god at apex

But no I'm fucking with you I'm short as shit kekw

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

Imagine growing tall just to play apex

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

I'm 5"6

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

Shorter means less neuron distance for electrical signals to travel

#

Means faster reaction time

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

Lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

So that's why ghost is so good at apex

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

So that's why my aim is bad

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

Just the genetic diff

plush burrow Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

roller makes aim op

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

#

how fast is a baby's reaction time

#

limitz I'm bouta dropkick you

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:36 AM

#

autumn harness how fast is a baby's reaction time

Beyond controllers reactivity

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:36 AM

#

Ew smoothbot

#

How gay

plush burrow Sep 9, 2021, 11:36 AM

#

havnt played any mnk, barely even kovaaks because crashing

#

NOW MY SMOOTHBOT WORKS

#

lets go

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:36 AM

#

Reactivity is the way to go

#

Not saying this because I suck at smoothness or anything

plush burrow Sep 9, 2021, 11:36 AM

#

autumn harness limitz I'm bouta dropkick you

save it for @elfin thistle ant infestation

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:36 AM

#

loud heart bitch if you arent atleast my height

Imagine being a tall bottom masochist

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:37 AM

#

Me omw to make my arms 10cm long

#

For that insane reaction time

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:37 AM

#

I want bigger hands

#

ngl

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:37 AM

#

How big are your hands

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:37 AM

#

autumn harness I want bigger hands

Why lmao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:37 AM

#

Why do you want bigger hands

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:37 AM

#

like 17 cm

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

Ew

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

I want to use bigger mice

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

You use the viper mini right

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

Small ass hands having mf

#

Tsk tsk

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

If only i could use small mice

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

I use m42

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

My hands are pretty much average

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

I used to use gpro wired

#

But too small

#

Also it broke

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

i have 20 cm x 9.5 cm hands

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

But the viper ultimate still feels small sometimes

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:38 AM

#

Bigger hands mean more surface area when wanking

#

Means better grip

#

Think about it

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:39 AM

#

i have a viper mini and this thing is miniscule

#

so tiny in my hands

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:39 AM

#

loud heart so tiny in my hands

That's what my mom said last night

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:39 AM

#

Ll0m0 just be spiderman

#

Have it stick to your hands

#

Then your grip strength won't matter

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:40 AM

#

Fleshlight made of webbing

#

Mmm

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:40 AM

#

elfin thistle That's what my mom said last night

you fucked your mom?

#

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/695171996782428210.png?v=1&size=40

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:40 AM

#

I feel like he was referring to you kekw

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:40 AM

#

I wanna try cheese soup

#

I said what I said

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:41 AM

#

Y'all are weird

#

Palty and ll0m0

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:41 AM

#

No u

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:41 AM

#

Oioioi

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:41 AM

#

You're weird now

#

I'm absolved of weirdness

#

Ez

#

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:42 AM

#

Funny though

#

Average size is like 5 inches right

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:42 AM

#

That depends

#

I have a chart

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:42 AM

#

Imagine being like 6"7 and being below average

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:43 AM

#

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:43 AM

#

Just this massive fucking monster and his pinky being bigger then his dick lmao

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:43 AM

#

today is a cool 67 degrees

#

let's go

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:43 AM

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Poor korea

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:43 AM

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Congo pogging

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:43 AM

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Congo got not blood in their brains broski

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:43 AM

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Well you know

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Some people think with their dicks

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Same thing

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:44 AM

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Erect and it's nap time

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How they sleep so well is they keep getting knocked tf out with nightly erections

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:44 AM

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is this erect or limp chart

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:44 AM

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They gotta wait for their morning wood go end before they can wake up

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Erect ofc

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:44 AM

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Bruh imagin 7 inch limp dicks

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Fucking dingy baloons

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:44 AM

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Erect into 18 inch monster dong

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:45 AM

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burnt stone Fucking dingy baloons

Ayo Bloons?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:45 AM

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Erectomus prime

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:45 AM

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Jk

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:45 AM

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The king of congo

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:45 AM

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u know those gas station tall balloons or inflatables

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it's just like that

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:45 AM

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They wave too

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:45 AM

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autumn harness u know those gas station tall balloons or inflatables

That's what they're modelled after

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Imagine helicoptering with that

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:46 AM

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Conspiracy theory

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:46 AM

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It just smacks the floor

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:46 AM

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burnt stone Imagine helicoptering with that

Lmao mans boutta take off

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The real apache

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:46 AM

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The average man in congo don't use public transportation

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They have air traffic control

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Bro this conversation has me dead af tbh

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:47 AM

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burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:47 AM

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I need to relax and get some sleep

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:47 AM

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u guys see what I see

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:48 AM

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Haha funny face

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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I don't see it

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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1yu

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this is why you have no friends

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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I can take another pic

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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Do it

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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nvm the truck took a turn

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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Chase it

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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loud heart this is why you have no friends

Palty don't be mean

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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It's worth the detour

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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The same can be said to you

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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i hope it does a uturn and crashes directly into you

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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Kekw

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:49 AM

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lmao wtf

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:50 AM

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Palty what did he do to you lmfao

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:50 AM

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among us

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and that reminds me of sus

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sussy balls

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:50 AM

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he's gone insane

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:50 AM

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that reminds of me greusome ball torture gore i saw

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:50 AM

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we lost hom

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:50 AM

#

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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loud heart sussy balls

Palty is tsundere sussy baka uwu femboy spoopi poggy woggy owo softy wofty boi

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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autumn harness

Now that he's said it I see it

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autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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exactly

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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i once saw a man screw his eurethra shut with a screw

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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Where are the mods

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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Ok but why

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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I need a adult

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:51 AM

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This seems to be a recurring theme

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:52 AM

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I actually hate hearing this shit

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It makes me feel awful

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:52 AM

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ME TOO

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:52 AM

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It's ok you can hear my voice instead

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Uwu

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:52 AM

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Then don't say it dipshit

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XD

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:52 AM

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AND THAT VIDEO IS STUCK IN MY HEAD CAUSE IT WAS PREFACED WITH A FUCKING AMONG US MEME

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:52 AM

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nuzzles your bulgy wulgy

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:52 AM

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You leave those servers lmao

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

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the server was literally terminated seconds after

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

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Good

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

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are you ok

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

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Lets move on to cleanse our mibds

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Minds

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And cleanse this chat hopefully

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

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Why did 1yu just lose his roles

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

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What roles

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Hasnt he always been masters

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:54 AM

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His purple role

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It's gone

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On my screen

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:54 AM

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You're just color blind

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Goof ball

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 11:54 AM

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whats your favorite flavour of icecream

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i like strawberry

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:54 AM

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Oreo

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:54 AM

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wdym

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I am still purple

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have you gone colorblind

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take a colorblind test

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

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loud heart i like strawberry

When ppl get neo i usually just eat the vanilla and strawberry

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Chocolate is mid imo

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Mint is dogshit

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

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chocolate is boring

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

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Every other flavor is good

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

#

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

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autumn harness chocolate is boring

Certain chocolates can be good in portions

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

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Confusion

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

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But not all

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:55 AM

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neopolitan

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kinda weird how you don't accept my friend request

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:56 AM

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autumn harness neopolitan

If you had to pick one

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Which is your fav flavour

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:56 AM

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Vanilla

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:56 AM

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Ll0m0 is actually based

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:56 AM

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I'm always based wdym

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:56 AM

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Ppl say vanilla is boring

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But they're simpy wrong

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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I don't get people who eat pisctachio ice cream

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vanilla actually good

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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Pistachio isn't bad

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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You guys ever had

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Spicy pineapple ice cream

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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wtf

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have you had boba ice cream?

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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I had it once

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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Vanilla is literally the base for so many other icecreams like chocolate chip and cookie dough icecream

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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No

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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it actually tastes like boba

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fucking expensive thi

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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Have you ever had bubble tea pizza

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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Boba

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Booba

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:57 AM

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Lmao

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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Insert baal

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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wtf is bubble tea pizza

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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Baal I LOST

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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I've had honey on pizza before

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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It's pizza but the toppings are boba

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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Pineapple honey on pizza

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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And milk tea stuff

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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boba might be the new pineapple

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fucking disgusting

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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Sounds disgusting lol

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:58 AM

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weird

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I never had it

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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good

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Unfortunately

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Ok but have you ever heard of a pizziola

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Fucking nut

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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War

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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I c00m

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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wtf

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Wat

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Singaporean moment

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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It's basically a subway sandwich

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But

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The topping

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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No

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Is pizza topping

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Oh

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Mid

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Like cheese, meat, tomato sauce etc

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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Subway is fine the way it is lol

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

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I lost

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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Tomati sauce ew

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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subway is the worst of the sub chains

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I'm sorry

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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Best thing I ever had from subway

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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Real ones use white sauce

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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There's sub chains?

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What

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There's more than one sub thing?

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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firehouse, jimmy johns

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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Subgay

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Oh

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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Never heard of either

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Kekw

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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:(

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:00 PM

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Heard of jimmy johns

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Dunno if it's good

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:01 PM

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Actually

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You know what

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:01 PM

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All fast food is trash

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Besides chipotle

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:01 PM

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There is one ice cream flavour that contests vanilla

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Raspberry ripple

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:01 PM

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Like actual regurgitated vomit

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:01 PM

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Basically vanilla with raspberry

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I lost

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:01 PM

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burnt stone All fast food is trash

This is true besides Jollibee and mos burger

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:01 PM

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Never had raspberry ripple

median valley Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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based food takes wtf

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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It's vanilla with raspberry

median valley Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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yall some picky mfs

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Sounds good

ember wagon Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Yo where do I fall back into if I’m diamond 4

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Diamond 4

ember wagon Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Next split

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Oh

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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I had raspberry ice cream and it was dog shit

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Gold 2

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Gold

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Or 1

ember wagon Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Thanks

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Wow that sounds easy and

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Af

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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elfin thistle This is true besides Jollibee and mos burger

Never had either

median valley Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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actually bazed

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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Fucking delicious

ember wagon Sep 9, 2021, 12:02 PM

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You don’t like raspberry ice cream BRUH

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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You ever had grilled chicken thigh on a burger?

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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ember wagon You don’t like raspberry ice cream BRUH

It's not bad

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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I lost

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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Not good either though

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Literally just mid

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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Good food>porn

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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Same tier as chocolate icecream

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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Ngl

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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But vanilla with raspberry sounds good

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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Actually strawberry ripple nubbad too

median valley Sep 9, 2021, 12:03 PM

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elfin thistle Good food>porn

man

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speaking facts at 8am

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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Good food you can keep having, sex has a cooldown timer

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Unlucky

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

#

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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python I know u r american

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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This is raspberry ripple

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I lost

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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and I am 2

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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Looks okay

median valley Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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elfin thistle

wagu beef ice cream

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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but we got stomach limits

median valley Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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lmfao

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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A5 wagyu looks so fucking sexy

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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autumn harness python I know u r american

I don't eat much

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:04 PM

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My god

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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But when i do i like it to taste good

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I don't like dogshit trash

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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no way

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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Projectile vomit oil

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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THAT LOOKS SO GOOD BRO

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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I fucking lost looking at cooked a5 wagyu

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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Palty just lost

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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wait what if genetically bred people to have tasty poop

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:05 PM

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i was wearing grey pants

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they are WAY greyer

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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Lets not talk about that 1yu

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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that steak looks a bit weird probably from my vibrance

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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They're now black

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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bro

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what if we had wagyu people

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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also those garlic chips probably cost like 5 dollars per chip

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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Ayo hold on

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Cannibal energy

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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Grey sweatpants is apparently hawt to some ppl

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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you could sign up to become wagyu

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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Isn't that just like

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:06 PM

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I mean u get the treatment

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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Being fat tho

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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earlier you sign up the better you live

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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And that

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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they fucking give massages and everything

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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youd live like a millionare

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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promised Neverland

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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but only for a few years

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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kinda vibes

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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I was watching some farmer sell wagyu cows

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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ok lets say you signed up at 13

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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Actually quite cheap

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Compared to wagyu beef prices

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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and you live a life of complete luxury

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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u don't have consent at 13 tho

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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parents

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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ur parents have to sign y up

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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Asia

#

Oh

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:07 PM

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actually yeah asia

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japan

elfin thistle Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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Japan pogging

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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Japan

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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wagyu is from japan

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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Japan making the power move

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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ok lets say you sign up at 13

autumn harness Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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u die when you're young

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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Japan ahead of its time

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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you get to live till 20

burnt stone Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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Stubbyfox wondering when we'll talk about apex

loud heart Sep 9, 2021, 12:08 PM

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but you live like a millionaire