apex

[elfin thistle]

Anyway the lift brought me up to a high rise area

But it was like

All rusted and graffiti was everywhere

Anyway blah blah blah more chase and I dreamt I woke up

When I was still asleep

And there was a figure standing in the corner of my room

And I felt like I was pushed back against my bed by a strong wind

And the wind only stopped when I made a cross with my fingers like a crucifix

So anyway that was inspired by the conjuring 2

The end scene with valak

[grizzled summit]

well thats just horrifying

[hallow arrow]

i hear the front door knock when i was eating maggi downstairs at midnight

[autumn harness]

@elfin thistle you want one?

im buying all the colors just wondering if you wanted one

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[bright elm]

????

[elfin thistle]

Uwu amogus body pillow

[autumn harness]

you want one too?

[bright elm]

yes

[autumn harness]

what color?

[bright elm]

yellow

[elfin thistle]

1yu you had sleep paralysis before right?

[autumn harness]

nope

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-twerk-yellow-ass-thang-gif-18983570

[autumn harness]

never

[elfin thistle]

Oh

Unlucky

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-forestmaze-gif-21683551

wdym unlucky

that's lucky af

[elfin thistle]

I think I had it like twice now

Or thrice

[autumn harness]

i dont want to experience it

[elfin thistle]

Within the span of like a year

I'd usually wake up in a cold sweat

And with the feeling that I need to gtfo

But I wouldn't be able to move

Like I was injected with tranquilizer

[autumn harness]

can u just close ur eyes

or does that not work

[elfin thistle]

Nop

I'd just snap awake again

[autumn harness]

human body moment #5

[elfin thistle]

And then I gotta wait until it subsides

Then I can go back to sleep

Not really surprising that I get it ig

[grizzled summit]

no sleep paralysis gang

lets gooo

[elfin thistle]

Since I check two of the major causes

[autumn harness]

ngl i want to try sleep paralysis

[grizzled summit]

"try"

[autumn harness]

1. being singaporean and 2. not having a kovaaks rank?

[elfin thistle]

Ayo he's right

Lmao I get recurring nightmares of having to take the a levels again

👍

[autumn harness]

what's a level

s

[elfin thistle]

It's like the SATs

Kinda

[autumn harness]

lmao

[elfin thistle]

Same purpose

[autumn harness]

did you fail it or something?

[elfin thistle]

It determines if I get to go to uni and where I can go

No

It's nearly impossible to fail

But the general feeling I'd get is

Fuck I've not been studying for over a year and I gotta take the a levels in a month

Panic

[autumn harness]

i hate how SATs and ACTs can judge what school you go to

so fucking dumb

also I hate being asian and a male

since my parents think 1480 is absolute garbage

[elfin thistle]

Lmao you don't even have a calculator in ur brain?

Garbage

[hallow arrow]

me SEA me no understand sat

[elfin thistle]

What's sat scoring system like

Idk either

[autumn harness]

like bitch im not even wanting to go to a top school

[elfin thistle]

Welp that's Asian parents for you

[autumn harness]

just some in state college would be nice for me

[elfin thistle]

I get into top 10% program of the country and I'm somehow still Garbo

👍

I mean I do suck at studying but that's beside the point

[autumn harness]

did u have to do services hours or something

[elfin thistle]

What's that

[autumn harness]

cuz my school has a "special" way of doing service hours

community work

[elfin thistle]

Like community service?

[autumn harness]

yeah

[elfin thistle]

Yeah

I usually had to organize them

Tfw external organizations don't wanna reply to me

What's the special way

The special service

[autumn harness]

uh

[elfin thistle]

Femboy maid cafe?

[autumn harness]

basically

it doesnt have to be service hours

just activties mixed in with service hours

like I could cook for half of my hours and make tutorials for a quarter and do community work for the last quarter

it's ok

[elfin thistle]

Uwu femboy maid service

[autumn harness]

i could do that but i only know one femboy

and im not becoming one

[elfin thistle]

It's community service men

It's for the community

For the greater good

[autumn harness]

kinda hate how volunteer service is mandatory

in schools

it's misworded

[autumn harness]

i mean free clothes

[elfin thistle]

Mandatory volunteer service

Kekw

[burnt stone]

Boys

I got a fucking sword for my birthday

[grizzled summit]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[elfin thistle]

How much did that cost you

Is that small one to finish your circumcision

[wintry scroll]

[burnt stone]

Thank you pinguuuuu

[bright elm]

volunteer hours are mandatory where i am too

lol

[elfin thistle]

You're welcome!1!1!1!1

[wintry scroll]

@burnt stone happy birthday dude

[bright elm]

i enjoy it ngl

because i volunteered at my elementary school

[burnt stone]

Thanks man ^-^

[elfin thistle]

I'm the real pingu now @grizzled summit

Move over

[bright elm]

@burnt stone happy birthday

[autumn harness]

slice the bday cake with that

[bright elm]

🎂

[elfin thistle]

Happy vag escape day

[burnt stone]

Thanks kristian, we gotta run some when i get home in a couple days

[elfin thistle]

Ok but

Why not

Run btd now

Rn

[burnt stone]

With family still

We're eating cheesecake now

[grizzled summit]

:(

[autumn harness]

imagine a cake where it's a cake

y know what i mean

[hallow arrow]

happy birthday

[burnt stone]

Cake sucks balls

[burnt stone]

Tyty~

I've always preferred ice cream or cheescake of regular cake

[elfin thistle]

If I'm the real pingu now

[autumn harness]

https://youtu.be/-E1mFRHlFgE

anyone?

[elfin thistle]

Does that mean I get the skill too

[grizzled summit]

die

[burnt stone]

Congrats on rank 1 pred

[elfin thistle]

Ty ty

I can already see it

Through my TeamViewer window to my own pc

[burnt stone]

You mean you already are that rank?

[elfin thistle]

Yeah

[burnt stone]

Ah i see

[elfin thistle]

The moment I became pingu

It changed my rank

[burnt stone]

Apex automatically updates your acc once it recognized you ae pingu

They give you rank 1 pred so you don't bully the poor baby strimmers and pros to get it

[elfin thistle]

Yeah exactly

It's the lesser of the two evils

They don't want me to spread misery and suffering

[burnt stone]

Then we'll really be like pingu just without the skill

[burnt stone]

Plot twist they're removing tap strafing cause of the hidden true movement god pingu

[grizzled summit]

what the hell is this headcanon

[burnt stone]

You mean the truth?

[static rose]

That looks insanely dope, and happy birthday!

[burnt stone]

Wym headcannon

[burnt stone]

Ty so much igi c:

Can't wait to chop some lettuce with it kekw

[grizzled summit]

who are you gonna chop in half with it

[burnt stone]

My enemies

[grizzled summit]

i expected names but that works

[elfin thistle]

How much did it cost tho

[burnt stone]

Too many

[static rose]

u got an heirloom IRL

[burnt stone]

Kekw

[elfin thistle]

There's only one way to find out if it works

[burnt stone]

Can't wait to flip it around like wraith and remove my arm

Dunno how much it costs

[elfin thistle]

You need a live subject for the best results

[burnt stone]

My grandma and father has a sword too

[elfin thistle]

It's actually the new crypto heirloom

[burnt stone]

Ah yes

[elfin thistle]

What are you some knights guild?

[burnt stone]

Crypto the fucking viking

[grizzled summit]

lmao

do you have a family jester

[elfin thistle]

No

[grizzled summit]

or perhaps drink out of chalices

[elfin thistle]

Family is overrated

I thought myself into existence

[burnt stone]

My uncle is a comedian so actually yes kekw

[elfin thistle]

I think therefore I am

[grizzled summit]

shakesp-

[elfin thistle]

Oh shid

[grizzled summit]

[elfin thistle]

I interpreted it as do you have a family, jester

[burnt stone]

Am buying chalice now

[elfin thistle]

Ha ghost is a jester

Goofy lookin mf

[burnt stone]

I'm a jester

Ll0m0s a clown

[elfin thistle]

Pingu is the whole circus

[burnt stone]

Damn

[grizzled summit]

i wamna post the yandev cum chalice

[elfin thistle]

The holy Trinity of comedy

[grizzled summit]

but i dont have it on hand

[burnt stone]

Coom chalice

[elfin thistle]

It makes a cameo here

It's at 0:46

[burnt stone]

Coom chalice

[elfin thistle]

Consume it

C o n s u m e

[burnt stone]

Virgin protein shake vs chad cum chalice

[elfin thistle]

A s s i m i l a t e

If you think about it

Coom is a virgin protein shake

👍

[burnt stone]

Cum can be from the fucked and prefucked you clown

[elfin thistle]

Virgin for best experience

[grizzled summit]

[elfin thistle]

I must learn how to do this voice

[burnt stone]

Pingu looking at what unholy fuckery she brought to chat just by saying cum chalice

[burnt stone]

You don't and thats how you do it

[elfin thistle]

I can only TTS

Unlucky

[coral crypt]

https://www.artisan-jp.com/nj_index_eng.html

ZERO SOFT IN STOCK

[elfin thistle]

Zero classic?

Zero classic is in stock

[bright elm]

yes

my aim

is so dogshit in this game

lmfao

[burnt stone]

Better then mine kekw

[alpine trail]

happy birthday @burnt stone

[burnt stone]

Tyty broskiii

[alpine trail]

i saw this. my heart.

[burnt stone]

Ll0m0 didn't wish me happy birthday he's on my chopping list now

Jk kekw

[alpine trail]

😳

what is that sexc thing

[autumn harness]

free circumcisions

thank you python

[bright elm]

no like i literally don't know how to aim in this game

it's always either im too slow or i struggle to make microcorrections like im skipping

[burnt stone]

My bday present

I got a sword

Like my father and gradmother have

[alpine trail]

that’s dope

[burnt stone]

Prob movement cucking you lmao

[alpine trail]

what game kristian

[bright elm]

BRO

THIS GAME SUCKS

WHY DOES OPENING A DOOR

HAVE PRIORITY OVER OPENING A DEATH BOX

?????????????

[fluid ermine]

In that case happy birthday 🥳

Don’t swing that at me

[elfin thistle]

Ok bruh

I try to order a hein

From their website

And whenever I try to checkout it just says cart is empty

[burnt stone]

Tyty

[fluid ermine]

Have you considered aiming better?

[elfin thistle]

I can't seem to add the mousepad to cart

Wtf Is this

[bright elm]

have you ever considered holding this ratio

[visual shoal]

sick

[bright elm]

amazing

[hoary hamlet]

how tf is it already sold out

[little verge]

There's a reason there's a twitter just for artisan notifications for restock.

[coral crypt]

it sold out within 5 mins

[hoary hamlet]

holy shit

[coral crypt]

yeah the hien is bugged

when its in stock itll work tho

just wack that it does that

and for the zero it was the xl fx soft

[burnt stone]

@elfin thistle

Sold out in 5 minutes

Ur wasting your time trying to get it

[coral crypt]

hien takes like 20 mins ish

to sell out

much easier than the zero soft

[burnt stone]

Damm

Atago got the knowledge

[hoary hamlet]

something tells me he's spent his time trynna cop one

[bright elm]

how do people stay smooth

when enemies are in your face

[hoary hamlet]

no idea

[cinder plank]

Just be smooth

[river pasture]

Better teammates wouldn't hurt apex.

[burnt stone]

I imagine its the same as vaaks, just focus on being smooth until it's natural

[magic juniper]

So many stacks tonight

Like geez go play ranked

[burnt stone]

Better then literally anything else anyone has posted on here kekw

[river pasture]

Somehow they were bronze and I'm plat 1 in ranked arenas.

[burnt stone]

I've seen someone post a loba with like 7 damage or some shit and they played whole game

[magic juniper]

idk if it's bad luck but I'm getting so many Wattsons on Olympus please pick a diff char

[river pasture]

Good MMR system.

It literally shouldn't be possible.

[burnt stone]

Yeah j4zz is pred arenas and was getting gold or less teammates

[river pasture]

Problem is my MMR is fucked up and I'm getting 12 ap per win.

And losing 16-19.

I got a 9 win streak or so and it barely rose to 16 ap.

[bright elm]

nah bro

i died in my first fight

for the past 7 games

[plush burrow]

No chance he's still pred

[burnt stone]

He isn't anymore but when he was pred it was happening

[plush burrow]

I was going to try, had a pred tm8 and mfer told me it was 20k 😢

I'm getting 12rp per game, loosing 50, no thanks

[river pasture]

It's 20k for pred?

[plush burrow]

That's the lowest spot for pred rn

[river pasture]

Either it's the elo bug, or simply cheating.

How the hell is pred going to be masters 2x plus 4k?

[plush burrow]

I think their is an exploit where you loose like 5 matches then can gain 100 not 100% sure

Like win after is worth more

Had enemies who did that

[static rose]

I saw somwhere that like if u queue in the morning for your own region the arenas ranked mm system will literally match u randomly bc of how dead it is, and if theres only one stack on near ur mmr you will be basically only playing with them

Seems more and more like the mode is just not as active as respawn thought it would be which is why matchmaking sucks

[burnt stone]

When respawn makes prices based around the strength of a gun and gives a real obnective2to arenas then maybe it won't be so dead

[burnt stone]

What rank are you

I know j4zz was getting shit rp in master and 100 for every other rank

[bright elm]

i want to die

[plush burrow]

50rp of masters

[burnt stone]

Wingman test field and that won't happen again

[burnt stone]

Damn gl hopefully it's fixed lol

[cinder plank]

calm down with the keyboard

[bright elm]

i don't even wanna touch this game anymore

lol

it's just pain

[cinder plank]

good

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because kristiann was already dead.

[burnt stone]

You better grope it when i get home

[bright elm]

ill just wait for you to get back

before i even touch this game again

just seeing that my aim in this game doesn't even compare to other games is just making me more mad at myself

sadly

[cinder plank]

if u play more ur aim will prob get better

[bright elm]

that's the tgh.

thing

i have almost 300 hours into apex compared to my 100 hours on overwatch and my aim in ow is better

lol

[cinder plank]

is this a flex or what

[bright elm]

no

it's just my thoughts dragos

[cinder plank]

ok

[bright elm]

what am i even flexing

unless im oblivious to it

[cinder plank]

prob just a mental block

[hoary hamlet]

bro those shots be looking like mine ngl

[bright elm]

pain

[cinder plank]

sry kritian mb

[hoary hamlet]

finally not alone

@bright elm it happens man

or aimbot

or taisheen

[plush burrow]

Ty but I don't think it's broken, might need to stack to get it idk

[hoary hamlet]

agreed

[bright elm]

idk bro, i won one game

and then started shitting the bed for the next 12 games

[alpine trail]

your fine

[hoary hamlet]

i've been getting carried by masters

it fees like shit

[cinder plank]

Its not like ur playing for the win

[alpine trail]

True

[cinder plank]

Hot dropping more fun

[alpine trail]

If I want to win I’ll play caustic and be a stinky caustic sitting in a corner

[bright elm]

hot dropping isn't fun when you whiff every shot

[alpine trail]

felt

[bright elm]

like sure hot dropping to get in to a fight

[hoary hamlet]

i just dont enjoy getting up nd close to people in apex

[cinder plank]

Theres some places with one or two other squads that u can jump

[bright elm]

but what's the point if you can't hit anything

[plush burrow]

I never really hot hot drop like streamer building but I'm normally in the place of business

[hoary hamlet]

i've been gunned too many times

[hoary hamlet]

you are nd you end up killing all of em

[alpine trail]

streamer building is fun

[cinder plank]

Its fun every 10 games kekw

But usually i just get punched out

[alpine trail]

im switching from 25cm to 43cm and it feels so weird rn

it’s just constant stress for 3-5 mins and when u get out it’s amazing

[hoary hamlet]

wrong

[hoary hamlet]

try 33 or 32

[alpine trail]

like when u have to hold ur pee in for a rlly long time and then are finally able to go

I find streamer building boring

all you see are faide wannabes

[hoary hamlet]

i dislike wraiths

[alpine trail]

I play wraith

but im not a bad wraith

i’m a wraith main😳😒

well sometimes i might be

[hoary hamlet]

[alpine trail]

but you know 90% of games i dont leave

so im not a bad wraith right?

[hoary hamlet]

well i dont dislike you

if that helps with reddit haters lmao

[alpine trail]

i only leave if i spectate my team and they’re incompetent

tbh i only play wraith because i was stupid and got the kunai

[hoary hamlet]

pretty much everyone here i think

[alpine trail]

now it feels weird without the kunai

[hoary hamlet]

kunai spin spin

[alpine trail]

i dont spin it

i spam tf out of it😹😹😹

Idk why ppl like spinning it lol

[hoary hamlet]

i used to crouch spam it to make it spin

[alpine trail]

I did that when i first got the kunai

fidgeting

now i dont

I dont even have inspect binded

[hoary hamlet]

its kinda a waste at times ngl

[alpine trail]

i feel like its distracting

so i stopped

now that tap strafing is gone ima bind inspect to both mouse wheels

[plush burrow]

Facts, my aims back aswell

[bright elm]

people who cry about insta leavers in pubs have a .5 kd

im sorry

[hoary hamlet]

you already at 1k kills seasonal like holy man

[bright elm]

but it's a retarded thing to complain about

[hoary hamlet]

only reddit

[bright elm]

like we have problems like shit audio, shit optimization, etc

and you decide to rant about insta leavers

????????????

[hoary hamlet]

well

[magic juniper]

When the game is basically 1v3, you learn to 1v3

[hoary hamlet]

also rev is kinda free.....

[bright elm]

[hoary hamlet]

well

wingman strafing speed is a lot

[magic juniper]

Wingman lowkey is that gun when it hits

[hoary hamlet]

yes

lstar wingman yes

[plush burrow]

Nah I just been playing alot recently aha

[alpine trail]

only 1k? lol

i got 200

lower means better right

[plush burrow]

In how many matches though

[alpine trail]

im not disclosing that information.

[plush burrow]

I got 248 matches fuck

[alpine trail]

with 1k kills?

[plush burrow]

Yup

[alpine trail]

pog

[plush burrow]

Some people already have like 3/4k kills 😅

[hoary hamlet]

you one of those different breeds

[plush burrow]

Can't act like it's me, too much credit. Roller is doing 40% of the work

[alpine trail]

[plush burrow]

I had 160 matches and 500 kills

Now 250 and 1000 wtf

[hoary hamlet]

that's better than mine nice

[alpine trail]

we are the best players in this server

[hoary hamlet]

you get 5 kills pergame or 10

so it adds up

[hoary hamlet]

@astral pebble

[astral pebble]

uh oh

[alpine trail]

we the best

[hoary hamlet]

sorry

[ruby radish]

turning into kvkz otp

[alpine trail]

tf is otp

[bright elm]

one trick player

[alpine trail]

thats me rn ngl

[bright elm]

i haven't touched kovaaks

[alpine trail]

play more kovaaks than any other game

[bright elm]

in 2 weeks

[alpine trail]

since games are boring

[hoary hamlet]

pad?

[bright elm]

ac+ white

[alpine trail]

aqua control plus

[hoary hamlet]

man

[bright elm]

take in

[astral pebble]

thats a huge "pad'

[hoary hamlet]

why do things not exist here

[bright elm]

i ordered my ac+ on august 12th

and it didn't come in yet

[hoary hamlet]

yea not ordering it lmao

[alpine trail]

I ordered a mousepad company pad and it took almost 3 months to come lol

[hoary hamlet]

i aint gonna wait that long for a pad

[bright elm]

bro

[plush burrow]

How to have no clutter on the desk

[hoary hamlet]

glorious it is

[bright elm]

my japan imported artisan pad

took a week to come in

[plush burrow]

Mfer I got a screwdriver on mine wtf

[bright elm]

bro wtf does this mean

[hoary hamlet]

i can have amazon deliver a zero in a week

[bright elm]

shipment loaded at toronto, prepare to send to toronto

?????????????????????????

[hoary hamlet]

well

[placid frigate]

damn you guys kinda cracked

[astral pebble]

ooh, nice. first time i see international SF tracking result to north america

you'll get it pretty soon.

err what. it hasnt moved since then?

some chinese hacker in toronoto stole it

[elfin thistle]

Yea I don't see why she can't just pause it

[elfin thistle]

Did you know frog saliva is a non Newtonian fluid

It's viscosity decreases when a force is applied to it

Kinda like reverse oobleck

[hoary hamlet]

@cinder plank you were asking about something related to strafing the other day right ?

https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantEnergeticChamoisOSsloth-hP-7M4fRIKxvJrCL

this eva strafe

[elfin thistle]

Sheeesh

[cinder plank]

Holy shit

Bh ult+ crouch strafing

[elfin thistle]

Is that faster or slower than stim

[elfin thistle]

Rate my setup

[alpine trail]

10/10

[loud heart]

p sure you can get an old s3 autoexec

[elfin thistle]

I just read a comment that tried to claim you can be technologically advanced without being mathematically advanced as long as you have rare resources

[hallow arrow]

is that low poly mode

[elfin thistle]

I need to stop reading YouTube comments

[elfin thistle]

Wtf is this muzzle flash

It looks like they took every muzzleflash.png from Google images and layered them on top of each other

[loud heart]

welcome to s3 baby

[elfin thistle]

I was gonna question who at respawn thought this was ok

But then I realized it's respawn

They thought it was ok to hire DZK

[solar bison]

5/10

Needs more rgb

[twilit flicker]

when does the next patch come

[small folio]

1 week

[astral pebble]

ooh

another arenas flash event

uhh

wtfi another new arenas map

wow it sucks

at least it wasnt around for long

hillside whatever shti

way too open

and huge

[astral pebble]

fucking hackers

Caustic: Toxic Rapper

[plush burrow]

cant believe im sayin this

but you are probably right

[astral pebble]

nah these cunts knew exactly where we were

and every small hit was like almost instant shield out

the dude was hitting every bullet from a rampage

from across the map

[autumn harness]

when a quiz is out of 4 and u miss one

[small folio]

Git gud lol

[autumn harness]

@small folio

[small folio]

Nice handwriting

Oh fuck it's chemistry

[autumn harness]

yeah

I'm so fucked

[hoary hamlet]

yea

[autumn harness]

how do I get good handwriting

I'm absolutely garbo

[small folio]

Bro

[autumn harness]

wdym bro

[small folio]

Even i can't read my own handwriting

[autumn harness]

what does ur look like?

[small folio]

Almost as good as a doctor's handwriting

[autumn harness]

bro

you should see the ib examiners handwriting

[small folio]

Bro

It can't be worse

[magic juniper]

I just got demolished in Val

Got back on Apex and won immediately

[astral pebble]

hacked by Chinese

so valorant really has no hacks?

[twilit flicker]

it does

but very rare

[astral pebble]

they just cost more?

[autumn harness]

@astral pebble u get banned pretty easily

[astral pebble]

ah

[autumn harness]

since they like hwid ban or something

[hoary hamlet]

ranked arenas btw

[autumn harness]

idk if it's hwid actually

[astral pebble]

so you can hax but you don't stick around long

[autumn harness]

yeah not enough for comp

[astral pebble]

u ded

[hoary hamlet]

ohh i just left lmao

no way im playing that

[astral pebble]

i think they should allow character swaps in ranked arenas

like during intermission

[mellow kestrel]

Hwid bans in rust are next level

Hate on apex EAC all you want but in Rust it is actually insane

From what ive heard they ban basically every relevant part in your pc, and proper spoofers that dont just get you banned later anyways can go for 1k$

Mobo, all drives, ram, network card, etc

Even monitor in some cases LOL

Thats what happens when the game company actually pays EAC properly and doesn’t cheap out

[plush burrow]

Dayum

I mean apex as a free to play game does not have a terrible cheating issue compared to some games

It gets bad in high rank games, but majority of the matchmaking is cheater free thankfully

Unlike some other games

[hoary idol]

valo and apex are probably the safest popular fps's nowadays (from cheaters)

[loud heart]

funny you say that

since recently

there have been so many cheaters in rust

[waxen berry]

you're not fucked

what do you need help with

oh wait its just a grade

rip

[autumn harness]

yeah

One dumb mistake I get 75%

[hoary hamlet]

why do people steal loot

i worked to get the kill

it gets yoinked by team mate

left with 1 cell nd 1 mag of light pain

[waxen berry]

im in organic chemistry atm so if you need help with general chemistry, i can loan you my blurry memories. Im currently reviewing my general chem knowledge

[hoary hamlet]

i respect you for choosing chem in the first place

[waxen berry]

Im taking two chemistry courses at the same time

analytical chemistry and organic chemistry

wack 2nd year moment

[autumn harness]

college?

[waxen berry]

yea

[autumn harness]

damn

I don't wanna go to college

[mellow kestrel]

There has always been yeah, the demand is so high because of the nature of the game

[autumn harness]

but I don't want to work in mcds

[wintry scroll]

you either go to college and work in mcds, or work in mcds 🙂

[mellow kestrel]

Its mostly virgin recoil scripters and shit though

[autumn harness]

:)

[waxen berry]

Yeah im gonna have hella loans and its gonna be a struggle

[autumn harness]

sounds fun

[waxen berry]

it wont be

;-;

[sour flame]

btw

[autumn harness]

damn I need a part time job

[solar bison]

@autumn harness get it then

[small folio]

Bruh

[simple light]

New game uh? Opex

😂

[autumn harness]

yo free medals

metal

?

I still have this

[simple light]

Proof rolla players don't have brain

Barely any skill

🤣

[onyx sail]

its easy for source enthusiasts

[simple light]

Means creators?

Content creators

[elfin thistle]

Source engine

[simple light]

Bruhh can u do taxi stuff

[sour flame]

I fell for the trap boys

Genshin gamer

[elfin thistle]

Uh oh

You fell for venti?

[deep linden]

genshin gamer

[sour flame]

never

but i have him in my party though

[hallow arrow]

https://twitter.com/RSPN_ShikokuInu

Rin Matsuoka (@RSPN_ShikokuInu)

Game Security Analyst/ゲームセキュリティアナリスト @Respawn @PlayApex
| Mainly Focusing on APAC Servers | My views are my own |
UCLA c/o 21' Material Science B.S.

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just putting it here for the apac ppl

[wintry scroll]

i have a venti alt but hes the only 5* and its only ar 26

[elfin thistle]

Wtf venti is best girl

What's apac

It's rampart!

Best character

[hallow arrow]

wdym bro

she has big gun

[onyx sail]

guys i havent played since seaason 2 what legend should i buy

from these recent ones?

[elfin thistle]

Probably horizon

She's pretty good

Tho I could never get used to using her

[hoary hamlet]

new collection event thing i think

[onyx sail]

like wtf is this matchmaking

i did 1400dmg and my teammate 200

xD

but it only shows im not good enough to carry yet

[hoary hamlet]

me being the 200 dmg guy

[elfin thistle]

Play mirage ez

[hoary hamlet]

i got messed up by a mirage ngl

[onyx sail]

lool i put on running shirt and it kinda imitates gaming sleeve hahah

cuz i was cold af

[loud heart]

https://streamable.com/o7uyf8

la perfect

[deep linden]

pog

gimme

how to do it

[loud heart]

alias "+shoot" "+attack; r_particle_timescale 300" //muzzle flash ~set value to 3 if you want bullet tracers.
alias "-shoot" "-attack; r_particle_timescale 1" //muzzle flash
bind_US_standard "mouse1" "+shoot" //muzzle flash

in config

[deep linden]

danke

[loud heart]

config is in platform\cfg

dont use regular cfg

[plush burrow]

shit might've been me lowkey

I either have 30 cells, 10 bats or like 500 ammo

[elfin thistle]

2 cells, 60 ammo, take it or leave it

[sonic mesa]

hello #apex chat

[elfin thistle]

hello @sonic mesa

[sonic mesa]

[plush burrow]

good morning

[onyx sail]

morning its like 4p,

pm

[sonic mesa]

came back from school not long time ago

yeah its 4:36pm for me

[onyx sail]

you north?

[sonic mesa]

im EU

[onyx sail]

yeah

germany?

i guess

[sonic mesa]

Poland

[onyx sail]

hahahha

[sonic mesa]

aa

XDD

[onyx sail]

siema

[sonic mesa]

just noticed

XDD

siema

smrud

XD

[plush burrow]

4pm for you, 4am for honolulu

[sonic mesa]

i was supposed to grind yesterday but legit had no energy

went to sleep at 7pm

woke up at 6:45am today

10 hour sleep or smth

[plush burrow]

i been supposed to grind, but kovaaks dont work

[sour flame]

bru

[sonic mesa]

just heard

what happened

[plush burrow]

its smoothbot

its infected

[bright elm]

[plush burrow]

it crashed, the crash report didn't come up because its a instability on their back-end but not related to the crash it's self

no it crashed, just the crash report didnt show

should create a ticket on their discord

might highlight the issue more, they said they are working on it though

[solar gyro]

guys

the issue is likely fixed right now

at least my score submitted now after like 1 hour, lb seems good and i dont crash

[plush burrow]

we dont have the same issue, any smoothbot wont work for me LMAO

[hallow arrow]

👍 gratz on the nova

[solar gyro]

[plush burrow]

now what gweria

[bright elm]

he goes for nova complete

and then astra

[plush burrow]

what about fortnite earnings

hows the mouse @bright elm

[onyx sail]

ive seen one high ranked arena and they were like litteraly sieging for 10 minutes lmaoo pathetic way to compete

like on twitch

[median valley]

reinstall?

[solar gyro]

slowly going for nova complete and then astra

[bright elm]

really good, i've noticed i had a lot more stability and it was more comfortable

[solar gyro]

not pushing benches out now though "i think?"

going for practice and a bunch of #1 scores

[bright elm]

my favourite mouse atm

[solar gyro]

follow my twitter if interested in my progress

[bright elm]

i saw the difference in mostly valorant and csgo

[plush burrow]

Didn't work

[bright elm]

but i also saw my stability improve in apex as a result

[plush burrow]

I've gone through most the steps, kovaaks mods are helping me through it

[onyx sail]

https://www.amazon.pl/Gear-Ultralekka-Gamingowa-Czarna-Pmw3325/dp/B0861TQPRH
this for the win 59g good shape thats all

[plush burrow]

I mean they can do what they want, theirs no actual way to play anything besides how you want to even though its lame

[elfin thistle]

I'm dying inside

[onyx sail]

its good enough for 30 dolalrs

[plush burrow]

Polish do everything great but even greater for price 😄

no cap

[elfin thistle]

ig you can say

their products are

pretty

polished

[onyx sail]

xD

[small folio]

holy fucking shit nova already

[elfin thistle]

he hit nova last night

I was there for it

I lost

how big is viper mini

is it around the same size as g203

eh

its probably too small for me

[hallow arrow]

g305 has a bigger bump

viper mini you cant feel the hump

viper mini also narrower

[elfin thistle]

I want good aim

ty ty

i realized that my friend is like the kind of console player who goes just learn to aim lmao

except he only plays mnk

and celebrates if he gets one kill a game

[hallow arrow]

viper mini great mouse

[cinder plank]

Ya

[hallow arrow]

i think i need some grip tape for it

[cinder plank]

Good for the price

[elfin thistle]

@plush burrow 1v1 me nerd

[plush burrow]

i just came to check shop but sure

[cinder plank]

I fixed my wifi problem

Am very happy

Downside is now my pc is not in my room anymore

[plush burrow]

so the second lifeline skin after 5 months is this....

bro can I get a decent lifeline skin like please

[cinder plank]

lol

[bright elm]

rvm bad

zz

[cinder plank]

They only make for wraith and octane

[elfin thistle]

@plush burrow vc?

or nah

[plush burrow]

ill talk in game, dont usually have it open on my pc

[elfin thistle]

but

in game is so

soft

what's ur ign

[bright elm]

he's unironically plat voltaic

you can ask him

[elfin thistle]

wait what

so basically I am hollow ty ty

you're welcome to bask in my glory

[onyx sail]

i mean spc gear mouse is more like 20 or 25 dollars viper mini is actually way more expensive

[onyx sail]

yeah and the spc is 110zl

now

[elfin thistle]

I'm unranked complete

[cinder plank]

He could prob get much higher if he cared i think

[elfin thistle]

ez

[elfin thistle]

maybe if I get plat I can be like hollow

ez

[cinder plank]

What currency is that

[elfin thistle]

aight

[onyx sail]

to small for me i was worried bout the wrist pain

[elfin thistle]

I'm ready to ascend

[bright elm]

maybe if you get plat + 5000 in game hours

[cinder plank]

Ooh

[elfin thistle]

@bright elm nah playing the game to get better at the game is overrated

[bright elm]

true

[cinder plank]

Imagine playing the game

[elfin thistle]

get better by not playing the video game

[bright elm]

i play btd6 and genshin to get better at apex

[elfin thistle]

and touching grass

ayo btd 6 co-op rn?

[bright elm]

and touching grass

yes

no

im cleaning my room

kekw

[onyx sail]

idk unit i went with bigger mouse tho still fingertipping it but feels really good to me

[elfin thistle]

:c

[cinder plank]

Ll0m0 u a btd pro?

[bright elm]

if u claw grip, get xm1r

and never look back

[plush burrow]

Gogogogogogogogoogogogo

[elfin thistle]

no lmao

[cinder plank]

Need coaching

[elfin thistle]

my micro is slow as fuck

[cinder plank]

My brother micros on mobile

[elfin thistle]

same

and I hate it

[bright elm]

wtf is micro

[elfin thistle]

so I only do it on pc

I once beat a pirate ship micro challenge on mobile tho

[cinder plank]

If u have a mortar u keep resetting its position

[bright elm]

all i know is micro battles

from mineplexc

[cinder plank]

To get maximum dmg

[elfin thistle]

you had to keep reselling the ship to keep up with the moabs

oh

I mean micro as in

stuff like buying and reselling fast for abilities

[bright elm]

people do that?

wtf

[cinder plank]

I mean a lot of things can be micro

[elfin thistle]

ability timing

mortar micro

[bright elm]

bro

[elfin thistle]

ace pathing

etc

[bright elm]

once the towers are placed

i don't touch them

[merry dock]

i cant q comp its over :( my smurf on d2 promo and FUCK

[bright elm]

[cinder plank]

Amateur

[merry dock]

my main is d3 1 game off immortal

[bright elm]

wrong chat

[cinder plank]

Isnt it new act

[bright elm]

yeah

new act today i think

[merry dock]

mb discord moderator

[cinder plank]

Ooooo

[bright elm]

im joking

kek

[hallow arrow]

apex is general

[merry dock]

kittens

[bright elm]

my little kitten

[cinder plank]

Yes

[bright elm]

sussy baka

[hallow arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-confused-bbc-what-meme-gif-13695719

[onyx sail]

i used claw for whole life

now its fingers time

[cinder plank]

Pretty much everyone uses some form of claw

[onyx sail]

i still remember posting here about best grip and like 10 ppl went on me shouting theres no best grip and to play whatever feels comfortable to me

have ptsd to this day

[bright elm]

no i palm

?

i've only recently started to claw grip

[bright elm]

a lot of people can be aggressive on questions like that

lmao

[loud heart]

"whats the best grip"

bitch just hold your mouse

[bright elm]

monkey grip

palty

[cinder plank]

I want you to hold me

[bright elm]

is that even a question?

wait

i can't react

wtf

[onyx sail]

no i was like dudes i improved over switching to finger and then were mad at me

hahah

[loud heart]

any grip i do is monkey grip

[bright elm]

wtf

LOL

[loud heart]

weird thought that just popped into my mind

yknow how seer has those 2 piercings?

i really want to hold a fucking neodymium magnet to his skull

[cinder plank]

Kinky

[loud heart]

how far would the piercings travel into his brain

[plush burrow]

@respawn nerf @elfin thistle

[elfin thistle]

ggmen

n0 u

[elfin thistle]

sheeesh

[mellow kestrel]

finally starting to understand how not to suck at air

xd

[hallow arrow]

should've picked seer in 1v1s

[mellow kestrel]

vt air easy i could get 880+ easily but ive been struggling with normal air

[sonic mesa]

🤨

[bright elm]

yeah pretty much

it took me a while to readjust to

the normal air voltaic

[elfin thistle]

I almost hit my pb that I set by accidentally cheesing

also can anyone teach me good strafing

[sonic mesa]

what do i play

[bright elm]

genshin

[sonic mesa]

https://c.tenor.com/K6Xe8scPmwMAAAAM/rule1no-genshin-impact-no-genshin-impact.gif

[elfin thistle]

but this is

genshin chat

[sonic mesa]

no

it says apex

are you DUMB???????????????????????

[loud heart]

you have dyslexia

its genshin impact

[sonic mesa]

dyxlesxaia

[elfin thistle]

yeah exactly

[sonic mesa]

joe mama

[elfin thistle]

this man clearly hasnt felt the embrace of the booba with the sword

also I noticed that baal's sword doesnt all come from the booba

only the blade does

the hilt just appears

its like a booba lightsaber

[sonic mesa]

i can just

fap to hentai

duh

why do i need to play shitshin impact

when can i just do this instead

[bright elm]

because fapping to hentai is weird

[sonic mesa]

perhaps

but fapping to a game is even more weird

[elfin thistle]

ok but

have you heard lisa

climbing

[bright elm]

^^

[sonic mesa]

WH

[loud heart]

you guys need to fap?

i just say "nut cummence" and its over

[sonic mesa]

yeah :(

[bright elm]

bro

u didn't have to send this vid

lmfao

[elfin thistle]

https://youtu.be/T4xpCROf8Eo

[loud heart]

why do you do this

[elfin thistle]

ok but

what about this

[sonic mesa]

🤢

[bright elm]

https://tenor.com/view/xiao-sussy-baka-xiao-sussy-baka-gif-22662150

[sonic mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-misfire-gif-21504665

[elfin thistle]

I have discovered genshin impact moans tier list

[bright elm]

tf